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51641055 No.51641055 [Reply] [Original]

I have 400k€ in a bank account losing 10% yearly, what do I do with it?

>buy index funds: fucked because of high rates
>buy stocks: too much luck needed to hold the one that does well plus high rates anyway
>buy crypto: clown market that depends on btc
>buy btc: it's just leveraged sp500 and they can plummet the price by banning all exchanges at any time
>buy gold: is doing jack shit against 10% inflation and doesn't feel too safe to hold long term
>buy real state: pyramid population is becoming reverted thus less demand leads to lower prices in the future plus they can change mortgage terms at any time included fixed rates if they decided overleveraged retards have posed a systemic risk for the financial system plus your neighbourhood can become a nogozone before you even get to finish paying plus it ties you to a partical tax jurisdiction
>buy bonds: aspie stuff that only 50yos understand how tf this does work anyway plus it has barely any profit

WHERE do you put your money? Legit question.

>> No.51641075

If you stopped consuming like a faggot you wouldn't lose any money.

Take the buy nothing pill

>> No.51641083

if this is your opinion on every financial asset available to you then you should hire a financial advisor. you are not financially literate

>> No.51641107

>>51641083
This. OP is a fucking retard

>> No.51641134

>i somehow have a ton of wealth also how tf can i even maintain my current wealth level
it’s like if bill gates started a go fund me

>> No.51641392

>>51641055
buy a house and rent out to wagies, increase rent 10% with inflation every year while they pay for your mortgage and your asset appreciates

>> No.51641522

>>51641055
Stake AVAX

>> No.51642004

>>51641055
go short EURMXN and get paid 7%+ interest to leveraged bet against the euro, can easily make 70%+ APY just to hold the position open

>> No.51642497

>>51641075
>consume nothing
You still lose 10% yearly dumbass

>> No.51642522
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>>51641083
>he losses money on investments AND on financial advisors
>>51641392
shit investments, increasingly less people, less demand, your home will be shit once it becomes a nogozone around it, you are tied to a tax residency if you have real state.

>> No.51642537

>>51642004
>cuckin stops the war by reaching some agreement which looks like a win in fron of his sect
>euro goes up and you lose your shirt

>> No.51642990

>>51641055
holy shit is that real?

>> No.51643120
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>>51641055
>gold doesn't feel too safe to hold long term
WTF am I reading? The whole point of gold is safety over the long-term.

>> No.51643210

>>51643120
the point of gold is to be used in electronics

>> No.51644259

>>51641055
anon, how did you get hold of such wealth by being an absolute retard?

>> No.51644652

>>51641055
Bonds are actually looking pretty good rn.

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>>51643210
POP QUIZ! What do the banks store in their vaults?
1. stupid consoomer electronics
2. big ass fucking gold bars

>> No.51645191

>>51643120
yeah but look at the fucking charts. who is to say that when this shitstorm is over you will be on the positive?

>> No.51645226

>>51644259
because im smart and you are not
>>51644652
which ones? poast tickers. bonds suck

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t.

>> No.51645420

>>51645124
it's called a misallocation of capital sweetie. once gold is appropriately priced we will see a flourishing of tech. only then will gold's price rise to meet its real demand

>> No.51645730

>>51645226
thats absolutley not posible if you are not able to figure out where to put you wealth. you have accidentally come into wealth, and you will loose it soon. gg wp nigger

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>>51645730
lol look at this retard mad that someone smarter than him managed to make money while you probably still have burger college debt

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>>51645191
Because it always ends the same way.

>> No.51645838

>>51645380
Why

>> No.51645862

The best investment right now is unironically the USD. I'm up 17% since February, and I doubt it's gonna end anytime soon.

>> No.51645904

>>51645862
will dump the moment Russia-Ukraine thing resolves and typically these things resolve at the least expected moment.

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51648021

By buying VINU bitch, get your facts straight, why would you buy those mainstream bullshit when you can trust your fave dog?
It's blue and sexy, and profitable as fuck, I had like 4 doubles this year with this shit

>> No.51648068

>>51648021
4 2x's?
wtf who's behind that shit?