/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51639931
>Where is my MOTHERFUCKING SHITMADA CRASH???
thanks for playing bobofag

>ITT

Reminder that the yield curve is still inverted. More pain is to come.

Prss F for GB

>>51639931
It's over Bobo.

NO CRASH THE JEWS LIED TO ME!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>soxl will never be above 11.5 again

>they brought out my waifu
it's a red flag, we're gonna crash today

Fuckin retard day desu senpai.

>>51639950
cope

I must admit, bobo memes are quite aesthetic. Shame that they have to be on the wrong side of history.

>>51639877
Not what you guys said earlier. Just making shit up at this point.

This is the most obvious hammer I've ever seen and cable is a real tricky cunt so I wouldn't be buying this yet.

You stupid buttfuckers promised me a crash today.

Oversold bounce. Closed shorts right at the market open

>Buy low
>Wait for green
>Sell high

Is it really that easy bros?

Bobofags missed out on the dip
LMAO

oh rolling for total financial annihilation by eoy and new financial standard being introduced :)
also op is a faggot

>>51639978
Bobos are a threat to our Democracy.™
>Verification not required.

>>51639955
hope your YANG turns into margin call, avatarfagchinkniggergoy

>>51639931
>Where is my MOTHERFUCKING SHITMADA CRASH???
90 day settlement for MBS??

where do I get free level 2 data from?

>>51640006
>bobo sux
>bulls dumb
you're both retarded desu
>>51639999

Looks like those who shorted China will have a bad day. Even shit like TIGR is up 4%

>>51639987
Yes, investing is easy

>>51639892
>If you think that it's irrational for a dog food website to be valued at 50 billion dollars or for a tredmill company with negative earnings to have the same market cap as fucking ford, you must be a luddite
lmao. This is literally the same kind of fetishism that cryptofags have

At least OIL is rising. But it needs to gigapump to make up the steep falls last week

>>51639987
> Buy low
> hold for the rest of the life
> bonus money from dividends during your retirement
Yep, it's that easy
> sip

>>51640026
local synagogue

When is the next hammer from the BoJ?

Fixed income and divy bros....Is it time to load up on treasury bonds and dividend stocks?

Treasuries are at 4% now and a lot of oil stocks are paying out a ton per quarter. Seems like perfect time to build a divy/fixed income portfolio.

Will bobofags ever learn?

how the fuck is the pound recovering? I thought this was supposed to be the end of britbongs

does anyone know where to watch this live, or the other fed members speeches today?

https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/fomc-member-rosengren-speaks-839

>>51640017
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! DO YOU ENJOY SEEING PEOPLE LOSE MONEY??

>>51640090
You fell for the bobomemes, we are going to the moon

>>51640057
the funniest part is the auto industry is the BEST example of people getting burned by something that "could not fail"
like this shit is taught in school

>>51640060
Watch it gigapump right after midterms end.

WHERE IS MY CRASH

>>51640086
I started buying last week. Kinda too early but I don't care. Those 2-10% differences will mean nothing in 10-20 years and I rather not miss on this. I never though I'll see multibillion value companies with low debt and 3-5% divvy yield in single digit P/E territory. But here we are.

>>51640088
Im up 35% in a month from shorting though

>>51639931
You told me the Market was crashing.

That it was black Monday.

Why is everything green?

>>51639972
TayTay (that one) is my waifu.

PLTR GO GO GO

So Tesla pumps when there's a fire in one of their factories?
This market could not be any more fake

Bobros...

>>51640112
it's been happening since January, where have you been?

>>51640100
back into the cave

>>51639931
Can't figure it out

>>51639945
>bulltards gloat over being +0.01% so far
lmao

>>51639931
>MOTHERFUCKING SHITMADA CRASH
The market already crashed last year you imbecile

VIX is going crazy, going loco.

>>51640105
Don't for get Airlines, it's a classic mistake, just because something is useful does not mean it is a good investment.

Why does the market making have to be so brazen? this shit is hilarious
https://au.finance.yahoo.com/quote/%5EDJI

>>51640124
>>51639972
not going after the superior bloomberg thot
ngmi

>>51640090
Rumors of emergency rate hike

>>51640116
How.... old was he...

>>51640115
Who are you buying? Im liking oil as I work in it and we are getting pay raises and such. Im nervous to touch intel for short term.

>>51640147
NGMI

so... recession cancelled?

>>51640090
There is serious manipulation in FX right now. No way the pound is rallying on the rumor that maybe BOE might do something that won't work. Something fucky is going on behind closed doors.

this fucking algo drip-up is going to last all week isn't it

How high is SOXL going this week conservatively? I have some out of the money calls. I think I wanna sell them with SOXL hitting 11 this week before more blood is spilled in the street.

haha....this is a bull trap, right? haha...okay....this has gone long enough....go back down

>10 year still steadily rising
>dxy still going up

Kek bobos got greedy after saying we got greedy and now their assesholes are getting stretched by rabbi shekelberg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pic rel is me right now

>>51640161
Who Shery? Taylor is my gurl. To each their own.

Bobofags in shambles

This is the start of capitulation folks. If you havent capitulated yet on this pump god help you.

>>51640149
>VIX is going crazy, going loco.

wtf are you talking about

>>51640197
>>51640213
SPY is flat, and has been since the bell. Are you people retarded or blind?

>>51640147
>biggest drawdown since 2008(tm)
>DXY clown pump within weeks
>muh 50bps more on dotplot >>>prediction<<<
>fed dotplot prediction in 2021 for [current year] completely off
>believing the fed will not pivot after massive layoffs
>muh 2% target
>muh jewish astrology
>MUH LINE WILL GO D-ACK

>>51640167
from my 15 seconds of yandex+google detective, 16

>>51640185
Crab till midterms and then dump

>>51640196
my 10.5 calls are up like 20% atm
i am monitoring the situation.
but yeah im agreed in the sentiment the market is due to have more blood... but everything is oversold as hell. until more bad news comes out I think we might be good ...

>>51640201
Powell wanted 4.6%. So all of them 2 year and up are going to be at least 4.6% and then a premium on top for length added per bond. Im feeling we get 5% 30 year by end of this.

The chart was right
APOLOGIZE

buying spy puts and jepi shares

>>51640201
Nothing to see here..

>>51640229
Cope tranny

>>51640227
Anon, your screenshot is of VIXY, not VIX.

>>51639931
I think I'm about to figure out a way to defeat entropy bros

>>51640246
literally me (pic)

Calm your tits bullies, this is a meager attempt to rustle the shorts before we elevator down

there is an absolutely coocooo bot battle going on right now in spy, it's anyones ballgame. it all hangs in the balance.

BOBO where are you??? you lied to me!! you were going to take me the moon/ WHERE ARE YOU BOBO??? you let me down!!!

>>51639931
>3 days down,1 day up
NOOOOOOO THE CRASH IS OVER MY SHORTS, IM NGMT!!!!

>>51640246
>jepi shares
jepi only goes down.

>>51640254
What's "tranny" is denying basic reality.

So guys, I just bought some Palantir at $7.60.
What am I in for? Did I do good?

>>51640217
katie greifeld

>>51640274
I miss coming back from high school and eating snacks while watching robot slugfests on TV
things used to be much simpler

>>51640168
ADN.TO
ARC
BHP
GOLD
CMCL
CNQ
KO
DOW
WILC
GS
HIMS
NEXA
PG
RIO
SBSW
TSM
UONE
XOM

I think oil might go after midterms. Right now markets are flooded by USA strategic reserves. Companies I picked are more of energy producers than just oil. If there is going to be a significant transition to green energy in US / Canada, it will be with their help and infrastructure in my opinion.
As for Intel, personally I'm betting on Taiwan.

>>51640243
That chart is right 33% of the time.

How retarded am I for holding onto a tech """growth""" mutual fund i bought into years ago? I havent even thought about it till now

>>51640241
What was Powells original target again, like 3.8 lol

when will the line go down

>>51640295
You did good, just hold for 5 years

BOBO>...................................................

CAN YOU HEAR ME CALLING FOR YOU..........................................................

COME BACK.......................................

PLEASE BOBO....................................

WE NEED YOUR WISDOM, KINDNESS, LOVING SPIRIT TO BOOST OUR MORALE............................


BOBO CAN YOU HEAR ME CALLING............................................

HELLO FROM THE GREEN SIDE...............................

>>51640280
Not by a lot, jepi doesn't really make big moves, which is why it's good for a bear market

>>51640327
Now, apparently

>>51640314
33% of the time, its right 100% of the time

someone make the line go down please

>>51639931
>school shooting in Central Russia by a person wearing a swastika sweater
Hmmmmm

>>51640312
>think oil might go after midterms. Right now markets are flooded by USA strategic reserves.
Yeah I bought some oil now for after midterms. Pretty sure i feel oil will be back over $120 in Jan. Nice list thanks, ill screenshot it and do some research thanks. Enphase did a great pump here. Seems solar/renewable can actually start cranking it up now.

why are bobos so greedy?

>>51640337
>NOOOOOOOO

>>51640240
Feels like high risk short term calls and puts are the only way to make any money right now waiting for over sold conditions because none of my other plays are working out kek

>>51640320
Yeah 3.5% i think. Then 4, and now suddenly 4.6%. Pretty sure theres a chance as we get over 4% he will step it up again further out to over 5%.

>>51640319
Only thing you buy and hold is blue chips. If those go under, civilization is fucked and your portfolio is the least of your problems. Half the companies in that fund won't exist after the bubble pops. It's like holding a dot com fund in 2000.

>>51640274
these shows were so fucking awesome to watch as a kid, and were also a significant indicator of just how economically prosperous we were at the time now that i think about it
>invest significant time and money into a big rc car to destroy other ones
>if it goes on too long, the show had its own to destroy yours
>no consolation prizes as far as i know

>>51640312
HIMX* not HIMS

How long until the Shemitah effect happens?

>>51640298
she cute

I have learned a valuable lesson.
My predictions on movements of individual select companies have been correct. But my timing of them has been very poor.
I knew the vaccine companies would take a huge shit and shorted them, but they kept going up.
Right now I bought Fedex hoping for a bounce, and its still shitting the bed. Hell, its lost 32%.

fucking bullshit ai make up your mind already.

>>51640319
are you DCA'ing into it?
it's not that bad if you are holding forever, if you think the economy will collapse then probably take profits before the Big Crash(tm) and buy ammo, spices, silver or whatever the resident boomer schizos say is hot right now

>>51640329
I plan on holding for some years indeed, so yeah.
I might be buying some more every month if the price is still this low.
Please don't scam me.

>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-26/pound-erases-losses-as-markets-await-possible-boe-statement
yeah I'm thinking the pound is hitting parity this week (and/or today) unless they completely destroy the new govt with rate hikes

M E L T U P

>9/11 happened the day after the shemitah ended

don't get hooked now

>>51639931
Why the fuck are we going up!?
The fundamentals are fucked. There's no double bottoming. We're going to 320 from here cunts

>>51640295
I bought calls last week because it stayed stable while everything else crashed

AEVA

These market movements are totally normal you stupid fucking chud.

>>51640421
Algos are clueless in unprecedented market conditions. They only work when things are behaving like they always have. Algos are basically like zoomers who auto-buy the dip because they think it works forever, since they've never experienced a bear market.

>>51640468
There are no fundamentals to justify bearish positioning. SPX should be at 5500 right now heading towards 6000 EoY. Earnings among important companies are great, inflation is transitory and rolling over despite the noise from last month's print, the US economy is strong, etc.

>>51640367
I don't think it will stop till 7-8% this unwinding will take years. Real yeilds have to be higher then inflation

Bout to go celebrate with some goyslop. What am I getting?

>>51640497
You're delusional and you deserve to lose money.

>>51640483
How many years out are we thinking comfy anon?

the ol' shemitah pump and dump?

>>51640427
Why can't they just wear normal Oxfords?

I think I might get a real broker soon guys... been making and withdrawing a lot of money the last couple of months my charts are all fucked

OIL is pumping but is it gonna dump ?

>>51640522
The chimpout gene

>>51640510
matzos with butter and kosher salt

>>51640497
Give it up Cathie, it's over

>>51640514
Enjoy the hated rally and grind up to ATH.

>>51640466
yeah but how long after shemitah ends are we safe? one day? so all in on 9/28?

>>51640507
>I don't think it will stop till 7-8% this unwinding will take years. Real yeilds have to be higher then inflation
To me, right now there is a 25% roughly of needing yields to be over cpi number. I think its possible to keep it below but longer, say 2-3 years until CPI is down finally. But I do see a chance that he does end up a volcker level rate. Thats why im not buying bonds yet, I want to see if he has to do that as we get closer to 4%. Im hoping to lock in some 30 year bonds with a over 5% rate if I can. But maybe it never happens.

>>51640537
Well, at least he's wearing an actual shirt under his blazer. That's a start.

>>51640375
>>51640274
I used to love watching this too for a while. Can't remember when or why I stopped. One day it just happened to be my last time watching it.

>>51640538
I think they all took today and tomorrow off or I would because I live right next to a Jewish neighborhood in Brooklyn.

>>51640528
>anon’s still getting robbed by Robinhood

>>51640427
https://youtu.be/ZByHLRapsa4

Why do they always have to be sp obnoxious especially when it comes to dressing?

>>51640497
>Earnings
Earnings are backward looking
>Inflation is transitory
Fed doesn't think so, and that's all that matters
>US economy is strong
Based on what? Unemployment? Unemployment is the last shoe to drop. It's also a virtually useless metric in 2022.

>inflation is transitory

Everyone is flying to safety (AAPL). Reminder that Apple Computer is the real risk-off play and you should be all-in right now.

>>51640522
I dunno, why do women always have to dress like they think they're the center of attention? Especially Asian women

>>51640528
what the fuck can you tell me your secrets

shit, I sold some TQQQ $21 puts on thursday because I thought thatd be a fine price to get in on if it went down that far, then friday I was afraid of it being executed, and now I wish it had executed

Long-term bearish. Macro is fucked, but now it's time to liquidate the bear tourists.

>>51640497
you're baiting at this point right? you were saying the same stuff a couple months ago during the rally of july/august

>>51640584
low impulse control
purely from socioeconomic factors ofc

>>51640567
hopefully the PPT took the day off too

>>51640570
>robbed
Nah I keep redeeming shekels from them but my charts are all jacked up.. I don't think they are used to traders making a profit or redeeming coins

>>51640549
Would be based, never thought I would get the chance to buy comfy bonds like a 70-80s boomer. I remember a couple years a go when everyone was saying bonds were dead, a thing of the past, lol, signs of the top.

>>51640586
Lol Jesus fucking christ all these retards who think "transitory" has to mean "six weeks" or some shit. Absolute goldfish.

>>51640608
line is going up bears are roping

>>51640483
AEVA Technologies?
Why can't I find it on Etoro?

>>51640586
>Earnings are backward looking
Earnings from the important companies will continue to impress this quarter. You're going to seethe when Apple, Amazon, and Tesla kill earnings again.

>Fed doesn't think so, and that's all that matters
They will pivot soon.

>Based on what? Unemployment? Unemployment is the last shoe to drop. It's also a virtually useless metric in 2022.
The shoe isn't dropping. The economy is strong.

>>51640602
Yup, at least a green week or two coming

>>51640610
Yeah agreed. I gave up on bonds and didnt even care. Didnt realize you could buy corporate bonds but still. I felt it wasnt worth looking at. Now im getting excited we have a very real chance of seeing risk free treasuries at top tier returns.

All the late to the game retards who shorted on Friday near close will be shaken out rn. Retail will start piling in since we "retested summer lows," and they held. I'm shorting this :)

>>51640617
WENT UP, its done now, mumus had their 15 mins

>>51640629
lmao it wont last more than a trading day

>>51640590
We should all take delivery of physical aapls. Drain the exchange short squeeze the squozzles

Market continues being pure ass cancer

>>51640649
>lmao it wont last more than a trading day

>>51640621
Thank you for sharing blue anon, the Biden team appreciates your efforts.

>bulls are in here taking a victory lap on THIS chart

Kek this is hard cope

why is aapl up so much?

i still don't know what a tiger does

Who remembers that retard kid that used to hang around here who blew up his account? He used to have a tik tok we all laughed at and there used to be a webm of him doing some retarded zoomer dance? Anyone got that? It was around and maybe before CLF tranny.

>>51640497
Supply is still hurting because the job market is so tight. We basicly cannot produce more because there aren't enough workers to get it done. Then add in that every country has similar issues and china is still doing rolling lockdowns. Too many retired early or died during the coof. It will normalize eventually, but it will take time to build out new plants and automation.

>>51640668
Flight to safety. Believe it or not, Apple is safer than bonds.

>>51640668
Technical oversold, same reason why it dips during the bull market

>>51640668
they're gonna find the cure for the cancer that killed jobs and bring him back from the dead

>another bart is forming on the nasdaq

>>51640673
Was it crack whore anon? There also was twinkie nigga

>>51640603
The selloff was unjustified and panic-driven. Core missed by 0.1% and suddenly the market goes down 15%? Please.

>>51640669
Hide, but then get slaughtered because chinks believe tiger cock powder can make them sex gods

>>51640669
or why is it hidden?
what goes clickity clack in the dark forest?
I have so many questions for that pajeet. He'll just answer will more shit stained riddles though.

>>51640693
Nah he was a kid with glasses.... tiner or something like that...

>>51640691
IS HIS GOOD OR BAD BROS? SHOULD I ZELD OR HELD APEZ?

>>51640679
What's interesting is how young the workforce is becoming as boomer retire enmass. We haven't had such a young workforce since the 70s, when boomers entered. Young, inexperienced workforce equates to lower productivity.

>>51640680
You can’t actually believe this, can you?

holy crap that was the generational bottom

>>51640594
Just be yourself :)

Screenshot is my entire portfolio right now. Rest is cash. Options are based if you follow the screenshot rule and lock in profits and control your greed and don't buy dumb shit/dumb strikes/low due trash lottery tickets

i hope the line goes straight down to hell

>execute it

>>51640664
>shows double bottom
>>Kek this is hard cope
anon...

>>51640725
MULTI-generational bottom!

>>51640544
What I'm enjoying is the opportunity to buy back spxs at a lower price since I deleveraged on Friday.

>>51640669
>>51640709
hidden tigers

>>51640741
>>51640725
b-but interest rates are still going up

WOW LOOK AT THAT NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED. GUESS YOUR RETARDED MILKSHAKE BULLSHIT WAS FAKE AND A NOTHINGBURGER. INSUFFERABLE BOBOS

>>51640621
>Tesla kill earnings again.
LMAO Does Elon have more fucking Bitcoin to burn to cover up his balance sheet? Wow... you are special.

So did everyone rope last week or what?

>>51640717
The risk of missing out on AAPL putting the market on its back is too high to ever consider buying bonds as a risk-off trade IMO.

>>51640603
He will be saying it all the way down to 2500 s&p. Wonder if its bait or massive bagholder cope

>>51640776
i'm going to rope this week

>>51640680
this is fucking bullshit but I think people actually believe this. Why else would a tech stock be down less than the S&P 500 during a crash?

>>51640621
>Tesla
Yeah normies are going to buy a battery on wheels when APRs have tripled and they're buying groceries with payday loans
>Pivot
How many times does Powell have to say "NO dumbasses, I'm not going to pivot. This isn't 2019. Inflation is at 40 year highs you normalcy bias having faggots"
>economy is strong
The economy has been running on cheap money for 15 years, now the party is over and we're in for the worst hangover we've ever had.

MOM PLEASE IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO NUKE MY PORTFOLIO PLEASE IT WASNT MY FAULT IT WAS CATHIE WOODS FAULT! PLEASE MOM NO I BEG YOU, DONT CUT OF MY BREAST MILK SUPPLY
MOM
NOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This is just retarded retailers buying their favorite brands because they see a double bottom. Apple and Tesla will fall and bring down the index eventually.

It's fucked. Deal with it.

bobo need 368 for a lil bit, thanks frens

>>51640795
>Yeah normies are going to buy a battery on wheels when APRs have tripled and they're buying groceries with payday loans
Most Tesla buyers are wealthy people (like me) who have done great over the past decade thanks to being perma-bulls.

>How many times does Powell have to say "NO dumbasses, I'm not going to pivot. This isn't 2019. Inflation is at 40 year highs you normalcy bias having faggots"
Just like in 2018 where they were going to hike on autopilot and then cut 3 times lol, Fed speak means NOTHING.

>The economy has been running on cheap money for 15 years, now the party is over and we're in for the worst hangover we've ever had.
Cheap money is coming back soon. Other economies are starting to break - the Fed will intervene soon.

>>51640795
Hahahahahaha this fag actually believes the mainstream narratives!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>51640726
i'm being myself as best as i can buying high and selling low
>>51640816
>>51640818
you lied to me bobo

>>51640544
Anon I seriously hope you're joking with the ATH, if you really believe that you're going to lose a lot of money. You're going to go your stupid own way I'm sure though but don't say I didn't warn you.

>>51640785
Good luck!

Uh, Shemitah bros?

>>51640808
is this you

>>51640820
>just like 2018
What was CPI in 2018?

>>51640795
>How many times does Powell have to say "NO dumbasses, I'm not going to pivot. This isn't 2019. Inflation is at 40 year highs you normalcy bias having faggots"
I bet you also believe him about the QT that allegedly started a couple months ago

Happy Shemitah, everybody!

>>51640669
>>51640709
this fag read too much main stream kike media
it's the "year of the tiger" i.e. a bad year. the roaring shit got this autistic clown from this 2010 headline: https://www.cnbc.com/id/35365128

>>51640829
ATH is coming soon. Worst case it's sometime next year and not EoY but I remain bullish on blue chip US tech (the only sector that matters).

>>51640840
>allegedly
anon...

>>51640838
>pic
goddamn
what a gilf fetish will do to a motherfucker

WHAT WAS THAT

>>51640840
Yep, QT is also not happening lol. They've jawboned about it for weeks meanwhile nothing happens.

>>51640839
MoM CPI has been trending down since June except for a small uptick in August. Its noise. Next month the downtrend resumes and people once again realize that inflation is in fact rolling over.

>>51640820
>He think the last 15 years were normal and it will continue forever

>>51640850
>Santa rally to ATH
>Rugs everyone again in January 23
lmao

reminder we are closing red. Slurp that cope while you can

>>51640816
That's what I'm waiting on. I have short positions on both, hoping to fill until end of October.

intense selling pressure begins

>>51640874
Santa Rally is such a gay fucking term, call it Christmas Rally

>>51640856
its not QE if powell only buys using the change between his couch pillows
its not QT if he only gets rid of enough to refill his couch

>>51640870
>Yep, QT is also not happening lol.
you do realize it's a 15% reduction of their balance sheet over 2 years right. it's a slow process.

Mmmm I see alot of bears stuck in shitty puts they bought at close and got suckered holding over the weekend. Should be a fun rally this week with Powell talking twice. Next week bears!

>>51640840
Powell wants to be remembered as the next Volcker. He's going to hike us into a depression so people decades from now say "Wow, Powell had the guts to do what needed to be done. What a chad."

>>51640925
That might offend and oppress people.

Well I got in a nice position on apple puts but didnt go ham like I usually do.. I'll wait to see what this week brings. Hopefully we get a nice rally so I get a better price.

Every time apple puts print I buy intel lol.

>>51640938
>over 2 years
>he thinks a pivot and return to QE won't happen within the next 2 years
Anon...

>>51640925
They want to remove Christ from Christmas.

>>51640925
BIRTH OF CHRIST RALLY

>>51640938
Cant they just let that all run off too and return the money to the treasury? I thought most of the covid money were 1-5 years at most. So should be down quite a bit. Except the MBS part.

/smg/ Bear Euphoria Index™ hit record highs on Friday meaning that today is a good day to go long and hold for the next 2-3 days. I just bought a decently sized SOXL stack and sold all of my SPXS. By the way, I love pajeetas and middle eastern women. I am a sick degenerate race traitor but I don't care. AHHHHHH!

Im a triple rectified ass son of a bitch.
Rectite on my ass and it makes me itch!

Why is it so much fun being a bobo?
I wish the market went down 50 percent and I'd go up 5 or 6 gold

Dow down 100 in 20 minutes. Not bad not bad.

>mumus hooked
COMMENCE THE HARVEST

>>51640956
Good.

>i didnt sell at the top because i was 8 dollar from a 900 dollar profit.
did i fuck up?

I SAY BULL, YOU SAY TRAP
>BULL

>markets go up 0.01%
>somehow this is a win for bulls

>>51641054
trap

DO NOT REDEEM
DO NOT REDEEM

TICK. TOCK.

>>51641012
Dallas fed painting the world as doom and gloom short BA
Dude literally said that the apocalypse is happenign and the devil is emerging

BOBOS I think we coming back!!!!!!!!!! WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>51641051
I thought one of the earliest lessons was not to wait for round numbers cause everyone loves them

>>51641054
SHIT
WHERES THE DUMP

>boring fucking crab day
That's it I'm going back to sleep.

People really are gloating about a flat Monday after 2 brutal weeks. Just a sign that we haven't reached capitulation yet

>>51641066
hopefully jerome sticks to 75 bps minimum until prices noticeably deflate.

>>51641105
>soijak.png

>not expecting a bear market rally every once in a while

>DXY up
>market down
as soon as this breaks down / we get another (((intervention))) it's unironically over for bobos

>>51641105
Lol an entire year of selling for pretty much everything and you won't call it capitulation. Retail is gone. Big Money will never leave. Bears just won't be satisfied and it's their greed that will bring them down.

>>51641051
In October I couldve taken $2400 profit but didnt

>>51641123
You responded to me because you're mad

>>51641006
This market ain't Hitler's master plan sadly

>>51641024
NPC mumus never learn

All of the market wealth created in the last 40 minutes has now disappeared.

I’m going to short oil here. Thoughts?

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Don't miss the next x10 leg up and join

>>51641161
right into my bags

>>51641137
Haha this is such a funny image, mind if I save it?

>>51641172
kys nigger

>>51641143
Tesla is going to $30 per share

remember THAT We GET GDP TOMRROW

>>51641181
Yeah after it splits again

>>51641143
Normies and boomers are barely entering fear, they're a long way from capitulation

Touch grass

>>51641137
>>51641172
uh wtf why were these deleted

What happened with the German GDP print today?

I feel like CLF if a bargain at these prices

>>51641201
Normies and boomers have been talking about how the market is crashing for MONTHS. Jesus fucking christ.

Does anyone still have bloomberg stream links?

>>51641168
do it my friend, do it and see what happens

>>51641168
I also hesitate to short oil

MU earnings Friday. I got $48 puts in. Anyone else playing?

>>51641201
thats what sucks about the whole 'be greedy when others are fearful, be fearful when others are greedy' axiom. how do you even tell! its subjective and look a these two guys completely disagreeing about it

Mr. Snibs bros... We won.

>>51641143
You're literally a fucking brainlet. Check reddit, both smg degen gamblers and r stocks. Check stocktwits. Check twitter. Check your neighbors. Everyone is thinking this is just another dip to buy. No one is even close to being actually afraid for the future, they're just waiting for the maximum profit dip. That isn't fear, that isn't capitulation.

Jesus you people are dumb.

>>51641219
lol no, just a few weeks ago the headlines were '0% inflation', 'best job market ever', ' dollar strong'

>>51641231
https://liveprodusphoenixeast.global.ssl.fastly.net/USPhx-HD/Channel-TX-USPhx-AWS-virginia-1/Source-USPhx-16k-1-s6lk2-BP-07-03-0Yn1cQZHOtP_live.m3u8

>>51641254
we have attained pincer parity
the Wheel of Crab continues its immutable spin

>>51641242
Its easy if you arent a bull that calls the bottom on every 1% pump

>>51641260
Based permabulls know what's up. Always be forward looking.

>>51641212
I was waiting for it and as soon as it was time it just disappeared from the calendar. market had no reaction

>>51641260
>pic related is me btw

>>51640825
bobo no lie, bobo no shemitah

>>51641143
>t. retarded permabull dipbuyer

>>51641295
thank you bobo i'm sorry for doubting you

bros, i'm getting scared

>>51641168
On one hand, 2008 drop looks eerily similar to what's happening now. On the other hand, everyone's gonna hoard again at this level. I'd rather stay out it's too tied to international security

>>51641168
It is your patriotic duty as an American to short oil in the name of Dark Brandon

Bobos I'm thinking we're back

It's literally over. This is the capitulation week.

can soxl just go back up to 13 so I can sell my bags

i shorted oil , wish me luck

LFMAO WE GOING DOWN, BULLTARDS WERE EUPHORIC OVER 0.2% ALGO PUMP

>>51641288
I think it was just a survey, they’re fucked by energy prices anyways

>Bobos are sexier and smarter, experts say.

>>51641345
Thinking about doing to same... IDK though.

kek, the machine gods have determined that it's now over for mumu. mumus get what they deserve, inshallah.

now get in ur pod.

I quit drinking alcohol cold turkey. going to get back to my max /fit/ levels and make an only fans and fuck twinks and emo goth punk chinks on it to make money during the great Biden depression.

I'm just not gonna bake is all.

>>51641387
They gave me a chance to reload on spxs at 26.80 after selling on Friday close to the top. Thanks mumus. Thank you for being greedy and irrational

>>51641445
>>51641445
>>51641445
>>51641445

>>51641172
>if stable diffusion and GPT3 collaborated

>>51639931

where are my crabs at?

I'm back from taking some donations to church, what did I miss? why did everything start dumping and most importantly did you anons buy the HIBS dip?

why is it always crabbing

>>51641557
checked

>>51641143
>Up only for 15 fucking years
>This is normal! BTFD!
>Down for 9 months
>This can't possibly continue
You deserve what's coming

Why doesn't the fucking NASDAQ turn red. It's inevitable. It'll happen this week sooner or later! It will break!