/biz/ - Business & Finance

>hey hey hey, Anooon! how was the weekend? hope you got those TPS reports done, we all know how sherry is without her coffee (raucus laughter) great, great, great.... great. oh yeah the kids are awesome (shares 5 minute story). great. say why don't you do me a favor and check futures real quick.

>>51638261
>Can america survive without its empire?
Lol its funny you think America even needed its vassels? The strategy since WW2 is to keep Europe weak. They used to stay the worst thing a nation could be is Americas friend. Europe now knows they have no ability to buy from Russia going forward. Where are they going to go? The US, as Trump tried to do by blocking nordstream. Now we got our way and make the Euros buy our stuff.

how we looking this week?

Buddy.

>>51638266
What do you bros think of shemitah

STOP! Portfolio assessment bureau here! Show me your positions. I better not find anything over 10 P/E and debt ratio over 0.4. My shift ends soon and cleanup takes too much time.

I love Swanny. How about you?

>>51638266
good morning sunday morning st. louis, are you ready to rock

>>51638314
i always ask "how are the kids?" because i can't think of anything else to talk to people about and then i get some eternal story about them going to a movie or something.

>>51638316
Looking good

>dxy
>bond yields
>vix
>gbp/euro dump
>rumors of emergency rate hike from the bank of England now on Bloomberg.
bearbros wwa?

>>51638321
Is it over bro?

>>51638345
i'm ready for a bloodbath. been in on t-bills since a few months ago.

>>51638314
>say why don't you do me a favor and check futures real quick.
They're neon red sir.

>>51638339
> Is your daughter 18 already?
> do you have any photos of her?
> Damn that shirt looks nice on her
> oh we have a meeting in 5 minutes. I need to use toilet, see you there
I bet that smalltalk like this is why managers want people to come back to office.

>>51638391

The fear hasn't even begun. If you buy the dip now you will regret it, the time to buy will come but this isn't it.

>>51638375
Emergency rate hike from England will drive the dollar down and equities up (short term).

>>51638382
Me too

DXY Dumping, but 10Y going up.

What mean?

>>51638266
Where is the "blood in the streets" level in that gauge?
CNN?
kek

>>51638315
>shit english
>claiming to be American
back over the wall Jose

>>51638391
the accounting manager showed me her daughters prom photos with their dresses on and their tongues out and stuff.

ARE YOU READY TO ROCK???!!!

>>51638432
Literal blood, i.e. execs diving off buildings, rioters in the streets being beaten/beating police officers bloody, etc.

am i the only one who all in NRGU ?

>>51638419
>rate hikes will drive equities up
hmm... yes. Excellent bull thesis

>>51638446
She wants you to fugg them Anon.

>>51638454
Too early, it will bottom out around 100.

>>51638447
We are

>>51638449
>implying anyone in the parasitic investing class has the honor to commit sudoku and not just hope for another bailout like the last 3 times
lol

>>51638458
Lmao, we share a board with these people.

i need predictions on GOOG

>>51638458
When they act to drive the dollar down yes.

inb4 pump at open and then dump at lunch closing red

ITT: bobos coping before the inevitable meltup

>>51638474
>implying equities are high in any sector

>>51638266
How high will the 10 yr yield be today?

drill team six report in

Buy the dip everyone :)

>>51638495
4%

>>51638482
companies that are important partners of the government will never completely tank

https://archive.. ph/lM3sg
>Hedge funds around the world fled positions in energy stocks, bonds and futures last week just in time to miss this week's whipsaw moves in oil, according to data from two banks.
>Funds dropped their long and short positions in energy stocks, bonds and futures in the week ending Sept. 16 "more than any other time in recent months", and more than any other sector of the economy in the last 20 days, according to notes by Morgan Stanley and JP Morgan respectively.
>Hedge funds that trade with systematically programmed algorithms did not necessarily short the market but rather, vacated their positions because of a lack of any trend in the prices of oil, gas and other energy products, said David Gorton

>>51638494
Oh they are, if height is measured by distance from the "bottom", they're resting on the glass roof of a skyscraper.

I'm not even high yet, and Im buying TSLA calls at open, as I already have plenty of shorts. Wish me luck frens

I checked the futures. Looks like a nice chance of red.

>>51638419
>rate hike from England will drive the dollar down
How???

>>51638482
> P/E over 10
I warned you
> BANG

In my opinion all the futures perfectly mirroring eachother is a worse sign than them being red.

>>51638511
It's very possible indeed. It may shoot up at open like it did last week.

>>51638517
i wish it were true but I don't trust Reuters anymore.

Always go against the grain in the stock. Since everyone is bearish and buying puts, I'm buying a bunch of calls at the open.

Should I buy TZA? I'm already in SQQQ and SPXS

>>51638554
>that pic
If I made that joke to my friends they would think I'm serious. Do I need to get new friends?

>>51638573
Hahahaha ho ho ho heeeeee hehehe hahahahahahahahahaa

>>51638578
HIBS

>>51638578
yes. also FAZ

>>51638573
What calls u buying on this lovely Shemitah?

don't do it anon...

you know better!

>>51638589
Yeah, me. You near kentucky? Let's play MTG and go fishing

The situation is untenable

do stonks usually trade chopping/range when big news is anticipated?

>>51638610

>>51638573
This is an echo chamber anon. normies still need to get buck broken before this is over

Why do squirrels make those hoarse lil barks and yelling sounds bros? There's one outside my window. Is he trying to tell me something about the stock market?

This is a healthy, natural, and above all optimistic action in the yield market

>>51638643
Someone please think of the boomers retirement savings

>>51638573
10Y is 3.779% rn, good luck with that buddy.

>>51638573
listen kid, i know you're new to this game and all, but go check both rstocks and rwallstreetbets, the slurpers are slurping, the bobo enclave here is a unique one. no ones giving up yet. they're just sweating at the table and sipping that whiskey a little harder while they double down on their bets.

Literally we can't keep going down forever.

>>51638573

>>51638659
3.781% Jesus

>>51638650
animals can sense distasters, he's trying to tell you to get out while you can

>>51638671
Says who?

>>51638676
3.785%

>>51638671
no, just a few more months. Then flat for a decade. Then maybe it goes up again, maybe it doesn't! There's a lot of fun and exciting directions to go

Remember that now is not good time to buy. Good time to buy was in November 2021. If anything, you should be selling. Just look at indicators:
- lowest margin in stock market in decades
- Avg. P/E getting close to 2008 levels
- 20% of ratail traders closed their accounts
- Excessive fear
- Retail is bearish
Remember your training fellow /biz/raelis. Now is best time to maximise you loses

Breaking

>>51638701
literally each one of your points is extremely, extremely contrarian bullish
is that your intention?

>>51638701
Earnings estimates are still way too high.

>>51638692
my hopes and dreams.

>>51638671
we're goin down until retail gives up, and that's a fact paisano.

>falls on demand fears sparked by recession concerns

TONGUE MY ANUS

>>51638701
based retard bro

>>51638716
>Benzinga
no fucking way lol

>>51638701
P/E being close to 2008 is still TOO FUCKING HIGH
too many literal babbies raised on infinite QE and low rates, economies shouldn't be like that

>>51638718
> is that your intention?
Yes. Clearly you don't know the /biz/raeli mantra.

>>51638697
I think it'll be 9 months down minimum but yeah we're going to have a long period of pretty flat growth afterwards unless the fed learns NOTHING and fucking starts printing money for a "V SHAPE RECOVERY" again in which case the ride never ends and we're going to seesaw forever until we die

>>51638752
Well whatever works for you, I hope you find an opportunity to sell even lower.

When are buying Treasuries?

>>51638716
oh shit there it is
THERE IT IS
CODE SWAN CODE SWAN CODE SWAN CODE SWAN

>>51638761
I really really really don't want to consider the case in which the fed starts printing again any time in this century
>>51638776
I'm 100% SQQQ and am making money hand over fist. Probably selling on the next leg down though

we won

>>51638573
bro this is 4chan. this is "against the grain". there is unironically not nearly enough fear yet in the market to "buy the dip". and JPow literally said stocks need to go down to stop inflation, 2+2=...?

CODE SWAN
>CODE SWAN
CODE SWAN
>CODE SWAN
CODE SWAN

>>51638806
> literally said stocks need to go down to stop inflation
Not once he said that. You're starting to hallucinate anon.

>>51638795
>don't want to consider the case in which fed starts printing again
The world is better when the money printer is on 24/7

>>51638517
Guess we'll see later if the huge drop was fake or not. It'd be pretty hard to make that back in a day

captcha GJ AAH

>>51638806
literally unironically my only fear in being short this market is that powell is now openly hawkish
I expect pivot or at least pause on next massively red day

>>51638643
W-what if we are the normies now?

>>51638835
the pause will be the circuit breakers

>>51638828
We were headed to hyperinflation just 3 months ago and housing is already unaffordable for most.
You're lucky we're not Argentina as is, never mind turning the printer back on

A CIRCUIT JUST BROKE OVER MY HOUSE!

>>51638851
>housing is already unaffordable for most
Let me ask you this, anon, what's the solution.

>>51638826
I mean, he didn't put it *that* directly. But he did say something like "people see big gains in their portfolios and think they have money to spend" or something like that in one of this year's post-Fed minutes congressional hearings when discussing causes of inflation, I think maybe the Feb/March one. Basically not a direct statement but made it very clear he viewed stock market increases as dangerous to inflation. It's the reason I haven't bought anything this year.

>>51638867
>Update
closing the borders and euthanizing the elderly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQvCGbWL_YQ
Music to dump to

>>51638835
The fear should be, for both mumus and bobos, what happens at the 20th party congress. That will be where our swan comes out of when it comes, rumors will be swirling, and there will be vol galore.

>>51638867
a completely lost generation so that housing can actually be affordable for the next generation. It's either that, or literally nightmare world scenario forever
It sucks that it will take a lost generation, but when me and other people were saying this on /biz/ and irl a few years back nobody wanted to hear bad news about le based permabull powell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtO3AHMBePY

>>51638851
I don't think we're headed there anymore. Maybe EU is, but US has best chance of going through this global crysis unscarred. Other currencies are going down the drain much faster than USD (hence the DXY action) + US has no issues with producing energy and no shortage of natural resources. US also has cheap labour from SA, they just have to lift limits on imports.

>>51638833
>AI can make this
human bros
we won't be obsoleted r-right??

>>51638921
I am ready for the matrix. I think it will be fun.

>>51638902
I did say "were" headed. Hyperinflation avoided, although it's definitely going to be a shitshow with companies going under 6-9 months from now still. And, unironically, that is a GOOD thing. Too many fucking TRASH companies stayed alive with easy money and the market needs to be purged of them
It is very important that the fed doesn't intervene in the oncoming deflationary recession so that the economy can go through a cleansing ritual of sorts

What did they mean by this?

>>51638882
For sure he explained at some point that higher interest rates will hurt both economy and stocks. But he never said that his goal is to destroy stock market.
I know that stocks are important to us, but Fed has plenty of other more important metrics to follow.

Should I take the SHEMITAH off and play Vidya today? I don't see any Jews on CNBC this morning...

Jews are off today. Bullish, bearish, or crabbish?

>futures

Guys I just got the short signal on oil.

>>51638671
https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A

>>51638955
bearish, they already sold and are out until Yom Kippur

>>51638893
read about the lost generation after seeing your statement and came across a woman in japan who was born in the 1800s and died in 2018.. I can't even imagine. all that change, the world wasn't just a totally different place anymore, it had been a totally different place like 4 times. It would certainly be interesting to live that long to see what the 2100s will hold.

WITNESS ME

>move my normie 401k out of whatever retarded pre mixed shit my employer has it in by default
>put it all in sp500
>In 2020
>Get fired Jan of 22 for not doing any of the extra work they gave me with no raise
>Roll into ira all cash
>ready to slurp
I am the greatest trader of all time.

>>51638893
>a completely lost generation bla bla bla
No, it is actually very simple. We repeal all zoning laws & outlaw HOAs, so boomers can't prevent people from building any structure within visual range of their home. The free market will do the rest.

>>51638946
Oh sorry, I misread. And I completely agree on trash companies. I view recession as healing period as well.

>>51638967
BOBOs WTF

Anybody on UUP at opening bell?

>>51638986
as an ancap, I couldn't agree more. However as a realist, I doubt that's going to happen in any of the areas with an HOA and whatnot
Nothing stops you from buying 20 acres in WV though

>>51638974
>>51638955
I'm pretty sure the American Jews that are in finance don't work like that.
It's not like In Israel where they indeed not working because of the holiday.

>>51638946
Agreed except while I think we might be out of the hyperinflation woods now (if no other big triggers happen), i think we're nowhere near out of the inflation woods yet and it still needs to be beaten down until it's manageable.

My strategy is really simple. DCA on index funds since 2020 and when I will see a litteral -10% on index or so, I will just put 5x my DCA mensual money on it. Then I keep DCA.

Q's thank you very much, ez money done for the day

>>51638967
don't worry little bobo, we will quickly hit a 15% rally before we go down further.
diamond hodl the puts right?

>>51639010
>It's not like In Israel where they indeed not working
Where are all the tv CNBC Jews today then?

>>51638967
Sharp reversal in the dollar. Why are bulls like this? I just wanted a circuit breaker or two and then I'd gladly give them a 1-2% end of day pop while we get round 2 in the works.

>>51639007
you shut the fuck up an stay out of WV

>>51638983
witnessed. good luck in mumu valhala anon. hope you get a hot Valkyrie. they can't say you weren't brave, if a bit retarded.

my oil short , guys im ruined

>>51639012
yes the fed is saying "inflation above 2% until 2025", I personally think 3-4% is going to be the new norm and hawkishness ends at some point in late 2023/early 2024.
Who knows if they print again, one can only hope they never fucking touch the damn thing again
>>51638979
yeah that's pretty based, although I was talking about the Japanese lost generation after the nihei crash (that it never recovered from)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Decades

"Jim Cramer: This market is not the dot-com crash or the financial crisis. Here’s how to play it"

It's unironically over

Westworld runs on NVDA tech, but at what price? $125 still seems too high to slurp

>>51639064
Cramer has never been wrong

everything is fucked and this is bullish
-top bull

>>51639020
mumu, until AAPL bulls start dumping, there can be no rally.

>>51639078
bum bum bum doodoodoodoo dodooooo doodooo dodoooooo

>>51639064
brb gonna rob a bank and invest it all in Bear Stearns

>>51638671
maybe not forever but at least another month or two we can and so far we are still right on schedule and under budget

boring crash

>>51638547
BOE rate hike = self off UK in bonds
Sell off in bonds = pound surplus
Pound surplus = USD/pound plummets

>>51639078
if you are cramer this statements is actually correct.

why its pumping ? are we back ?

>>51639054
agreed all around. here's hoping somebody is smart enough to put restrictions on how much/when the fed can print

>>51638454

Still holding. Winter is coming. Sit tight.

WTFWT

>>51639135
Just a failed reversal that's already fading.

>>51639135
Britain implemented an emergency rate hike to save the pound which hit the DXY, and thus US equities popped because robots are retarded

And walla just like that I don't know where the market will go today

>>51638454
Holy fuck man

>>51639169
Happy Shemitah brother!

>>51639169

>>51639156
>>51639135
it pumped green before opening on uhh Thursday of last week i believe, then we opened blood red and shat the bed all day.

Unironically bullish

I just used that pump to capitulate. Tis done. I will put some long term mega bearish puts on QQQ and SPY and sit back and not care anymore. That chart is not redeemable.

>>51639166
Still Just rumors right now

All of the fear and greed indicators show fear or worse.
>>51638650
I have startled squirrels by sneaking up on them before and they made that sound at me. They have surprisingly dull senses. I notice the sound all the time now.

>>51639169
>69
it will definitely do that

>>51638921
Without electricity and internet think of how many people couldn't take care of themselves already. A large part of the population is already "obsoleted" and dependent on algorithms for their day to day life.

>>51639201
ur ironically retarded

So the tv Jews really did leave the keys to this goy today like I said they would.

Happy New Year to all my /smg/ brothers
L'chaim, chag sameach, shana tova

lets turn this market around

BUY THE DAMN BONDS JEROME

Reminder that there yield curve is still inverted and we have multiple rate hikes coming. You're a fool to hold anything but cash

What's your game plan for today, smg?

>>51639213
Cope kike

>>51639206
If it's just rumors why did the pound gain 3 cents? Are people that desperate?

>>51638955
Crab time

Just gonna buy some November UVXY puts and then go about my day.

>>51639135
FX is stabilizing. DXY and pound are flat. We'll see what bonds and FX do at the bell.

>>51639222
gonna go pick up some ham at the deli, then make some sandwich rolls

>>51639239
Yes

is it time for puts?

>>51639212
Cope

>>51639222
Sit back.
Cheer on big red dildos.
Drink coffee.

>>51639222
checked
Reading /smg/, playing PoE, checking what friendly Mason has to say in his youtube videos while playing bingo, browsing screeners, skimming through headlines to see what Jews want me to think, spamming pink wojaks, etc.

>>51639207
yeah i ride my bike most days and i can get almost right up on them before they notice. Deer are like that too actually, you can accidentally walk right up on them while hiking not even purposefully being quiet. Seems like deer's main sensory alertness is in smell.

>>51639268
>t. some zoomer who's never seen the sky fall

>>51638650
I've noticed that they do it to signal to each other that a predator is nearby, like when there's a hawk circling overhead

>>51639282
https://youtu.be/DeumyOzKqgI

Makepeace isnt a real last name is it? That's a self imposed username right?

>>51639222
now that you mention it i need to take some furniture to church to be donated. I just need the market to open so i can decide whether to immediately buy in or not

>>51639274
kek saved

Why is FX stabilizing? There are rumors of BOE intervening, but nothing confirmed yet. Do forex traders know something we don't?

>>51639135
Ong we finna b bussin on deez bitch azz bobo niggaz bruh. NQ 2 16000, SPX 2 4600. ALL GAY AZZ BEAR NIGGAZ GIT DA FUCC OUT DA WAY!!! WE TRYNA GIT DIS $$$

>>51639274
this is literally me

>>51639222
Take profits on my SMG and TSN puts, which I've made a killing on. Sleep. Check my scans at close. Watch the Cowboys lose tonight.

Sitting at Prague airport having a Budweiser Budvar after two weeks in the Czech Republic

FUCK BEARS

>>51639282
Cope bobofag

>>51639339
you proved my point.

>bbby is so low its back to before the first pump
do these retards get that they get fucked yet?

inb4 crab

what's gonna happen when it opens

y'know, sometimes I see some of these images and just marvel at the creativity of the world, and, more specifically, a racist basketweaving forum. Even though I disagree with you I did give an audible kek.
>>51639339

lol, lmao

KOLD up 5% premarket. When are you guys planning to buy Nat Gas again?

>>51639339
pencil dick

>>51639358
It seems like all the money that zoomers saved on studen loan forgivenes was spent on pricy real life lessons in stock market. Biden might be based afterall.

I'm sipping champagne this morning, bobros. WAGMI, minutes to go!

https://youtu.be/mBNKUda-s6M

>>51638867
Ban interests on loans.

>>51638578
I like faz better but I have both

>>51638716
This doesn't even make sense, Nordstream 2 was never even operational

>nothing stops you from buying in WV
Except the West Virginians

I don't want to tell what to do with your money, but if it's US dollar I'd be buying other currencies at thi point. The DXY is waaaaaay extended and approaching weekly & daily supply. expecting an aggressive drop in the US dollar
The update? With a strong dollar it means any vacation you take in any other country is gonna seriously be on sale

>federal reserve jews:
>"Inflation is because of the supply chain! Once it's resolves everything will be fine, it's transitory!"
>core inflation is the most bearish thing in the market right now
>they are now trying to chase it without crashing everything
good job

>>51638867
Massive tax penalties for companies to own a house for more than one year without selling it

>>51639393
looks like a mario level

>>51639414
ban loans is what youre saying

lol, we’re going to be fine you nerds

>>51639435
Vacation? Dude international stock is 33% off. It's time to buy more VT and chill

Is Shemitah over? Will jews pump my bags?

Burn it down baby.

>>51639358
The ones that do will never admit they bought bbby, the silence of the bag hold

>>51638421
What’s the next step of Bono’s “master plan”?

>>51638867
ban corps holding residential housing. ban foreigners using residential housing for non-personal use.

>>51639435
Can confirm the last part. Been eating dope meals in the Czech Republic for like $10 total, great airbnbs are like $50-80/night, long train rides are under $10, buses are $1-5 most of the time. If I were staying longer I seriously would consider some Czech hookers, bet you can bang model tier girls for like $50 right now

call bros, good luck.
i need just one bounce...

>>51638701
P/E still too high

>>51639462
this is 100% a problem with inflation because we printed too much but the jews will screen about everything else under the sun before they admit the federal reserve fucked up experimenting with UBI and printing trillions during the pandemic

>>51639435
I spent 20 seconds reading post that was made by TA trader. I now have much bigger regret than the one I have for holding RIGL. I appreciate your freedom of speech, but please, next time think how it affects other people.

its pumping so hard

>>51639438
Explain to me how muh supply chain issues have taken over two years to resolve. Why can the Czech Republic get avocados from Peru with no issue but California can't get avocados to the east coast? Sounds like American incompetence and greed more than actual supply chain issues to me

There she goes
We now return to our regularly scheduled programming

>>51639509
its funny how people miss the most basic fundamentals like PE
I stayed away from nvidia because it's PE was in the 40s while other shit was on sale, and now they are crashing hard

same reason I don't touch tesla, mother fucker it has a triple digit PE

>>51639509
Exclude tech tranny stocks and you will get closer to truth. Although most people here invest in leveraged ETFs and not stocks, so I guess my remark was pointless.

>>51639274

>”Did you see the 10yr yield today?”

Kek

>>51639469
It’s just begun

>>51639542
am retard
am new
explain PE

>>51639534
Our imports are at like 150% pre-pandemic levels, so the supply chain bullshit is exactly that bullshit. Even semi conductors which were the most hit by the supply chain are back to normal since crypto miners fucked off

I'm gonna take a nap now Mumu fucking shits. I'd better see some more red when I wake up.

fake pump

bottom.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>51639542
TSLA bears are so amazingly retarded, it's glorious. See you in ten years when all the Tesla bulls are 200% vindicated and anyone who was short is totally rekt. Nvidia is also one of the top cloud computing companies in the world at this point so doubting their long term worth is so, so stupid. Bears are lucky this year but they're absolutely going to get slaughtered.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>51639560
>stock costs money
>company with stock makes money
>the price of the stock compared to the price of the earnings is the PE ratio
So if a company has a PE of 10 and another of 20, the company at 10 makes twice as much money per share than the other.

It's an easy, like piss easy, way of seeing what stock are overvalued.
PE, PB, and PS are all basic investing fundamentals.

>>51639590
DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!

WTFWT

>>51639602

I see so many teslas on the side of the road in LA it’s making me want to open a social media account just to post that shit daily

>>51639560
Oh no, bobos might be right. This might not be bottom yet afterall.

Bobofags in shambles

>>51639602
What is the slurp price for NVDA? $125 still is high

>>51639602
>PE ratio of 99

Why is BABA going up? I thought China is collapsing.

>>51639572
Yes yes Bobo take a nap. Everything will be fine.

bottom

Blastoff to ATH incoming, everything is priced in and we're safe to rally to ATH off of short covering. Meltup. SPX 6000 EoY.

>>51639622
LA is entirely composed of some of the dumbest motherfuckers on Earth. Judging the success or failure of a global company on those retards is real dumb.

PEOPLE ARE SLURPING. THANK GOD. STOCKS WILL GO UP AGAIN. THIS IS THE BOTTOM. BUY NOW.

>>51635212
bobo?

>>51639681
>bottom
nowhere near
rate increases WILL continue until the market crashes. You can fight the fed, or you can make money. Take your pick

>Mr anon, do you have a prediction for the market today?

>>51639681
is this your first dead cat bounce anon?

>>51639648
Okay $125 for one of the most successful chip makers on the planet is too high but $2000+ pre split was totally fine for Amazon, got it

Gonna need more than five minutes to identify the trend.

this market is BAKA!!!

SHEMITAH PUMP TO LIQUIDATE THE BOBOS?
MAZEL TOV

>nothing happens
>1.5% up
wow. This is fucking boring

Remember that DCA is your friend.

bullish through Rosh Hashana then the big drop happens Wednesday

i put my life savings into amyris before open at $3 im literally crying

$3 support was real

guys i think it's going up

>>51639708
I'd rather buy tsm

>>51639708
I'm not an AMZN baggie though. I'm not even a prime member. I'll slurp NVDA sub $100

Okay, wtf happened to FX? The pound crashed last night, DXY skyrocketed, and now markets are pretending nothing happened. What do they know that we don't?

>stocks up
>VIX up like 10%
mmmmhm

>>51639698
this is literally the bottom and we have priced in rape hikes 20 times over already

we're back

>>51639735
....just buy SOXL

I'm financially jewuined

hello smg

What's a good screener setting on finviz that you guys use for day trading stocks? Im looking to day trade low to mid level market cap stuff that usually just pumps and dumps. Im toying around with ThinkorSwim's scanner setting altho I like Finviz more

AMYRIS HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#

ITS EXPONENTIAL AND NOT TOO LATE!!! IT WAS $4.8 before

OH NO NO NO

>>51639735
They better build it quick

>>51639749
>bond yield is still inverted
>all bonds at negative yields
>"This is the bottom!"
anon... I....

>>51639748
Only tech is up. Most stocks are flat. Why? Who fucking knows

>>51639467
i hate my VXUS so god damn much

>>51639746
you should know it too, it's all over the news
>people expect BoE to hike rates 200BPS by november
>BoE to make an emergency statement today
if it's a nothingburger, it's going to parity

>>51639759
I don't think you will find many daytraders here. They usually dissapear very quickly for some reason.

>>51639772
Maybe because tech has been irrationally sold off for an entire year. The only thing doing worse is small caps.

>>51639728
>>51639717
>>51639702
>>51639697
>>51639666
>>51639663
>>51639639
>>51639636
>>51639581
>>51639488

You see bobos, ignore the bullish bobo spam, we're not even close to the bottom. There remains a silent bull majority who comes out of the woodwork every time we're up .0057%.

We have so much further to fall until these people give up.

>>51639735
I thought quantum tunneling was a problem at these scales?
t. former ee

>>51639776
that's actually why I buy VT just so I don't have to see that mother fucker crab for 2 decades lol

>>51639788
>irrationally sold off

Isn’t today Shmita? Are markets crashing soon?

>>51639780
No public confirmation BOE will do anything. FX traders at banks obviously have been told something behind closed doors.

>>51639786
Fucking hell it didn't always used to be like this.

>>51639817
i don't know the line went up

>>51639826
they're operating on hopium, which will become apparent

>>51639811
that chart is pure cancer, expect disaster

>>51639834
So crash later today?

>>51639796
the taiwanese have discovered some black magic to make it work, they are the only ones that have found a way to make 2nm work let alone making a fucking fab for one

same with 3nm, it's just them and samsung and samsung is more for memory. they have an absurd monopoly and its the reason they are the 10th largest company in the world, which no one seems to realize

>>51639811
zoom out

>>51639788
It's not irrational, tech was overvalued worse than 2000

>>51639772
Maybe because tech has better margins? How do you retards still not understand that large caps with shit tier margins are going to dump the most when the E in PE turns to crap because costs rise? Anyone dumping GOOG or META is braindead in a recession scenario with those cash flows.

>>51639844
ok
>>51639844
that's my take, if no rate hike

ITS FUCKING GOING DOWN AGAIN

>>51639817
No it's Rosh Hoshana today until tomorrow evening. Markets will be green for it. Then we take a big nasty dump starting Wednesday until after Yom Kippur next Wednesday.

>>51639854
>>51639857
>>51639788
Right now we are on the longest run for domestics large cap growth companies. Med/small, value, and international always end up swinging into favor and the fed QE pump has been delaying it making a massive bubble.

Hence we have faggots arguing for tesla lol

>>51639868
oops forgot pic

>>51639854
Yeah okay the sector comprising the most useful technology for the next century or more is overvalued. Jesus fucking christ. Bet you would have been talking shit on iron during the bronze age.

>>51639857
>META
lmao. The Yahoo of this generation

>>51639882
They will learn

Pick up the phone Jpow! You need to fix this!

>>51639898
It is only a matter of time my friend.

>>51639877
Thank you rabbi.

>>51639892
Your mistaking something being useful and something being a good investment. They are not the same thing. For example, Airlines.

>>51639882
You're exactly the kind of faggot retard who would have been talking shit on Ford a century ago. "Lol no one I know even has a car! That shit is doomed to fail hahaha get rekt Ford bulls". Soon you'll realize how fucking wrong you are.

>>51639088
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ps28uqkfsUw

>>51639931
>>51639931


NEW

>>51639788
I will never understand how you people can go from "fuck you stonks only go up" when valuations were as insane as they've ever been, to the same people posting paragraph essays on rates, yiled curves, p/e, sector averages etc.

If it was irrational on the way up, why do you expect textbook fair valuation/perfect mean agreement on the way down? It's like the guys at the blackjack table who just can't believe they got stack wiped after being up 50%

>>51639795
I’m a proud member of the silent but deadly bear majority

>>51639928
Airlines are run by business school retards who try to cut costs to put more money into their own pockets, not for efficiency. Comparing airlines and big tech shows how fucking retarded you bears are lmao

>>51639274
>skimming through headlines to see what Jews want me to think
i have it so that typing N in chrome always defaults to news.google.com so that i can summon the nigger news to read about what niggers have done recently without having to type it all out

>>51639892
>If you think that it's irrational for a dog food website to be valued at 50 billion dollars or for a tredmill company with negative earnings to have the same market cap as fucking ford, you must be a luddite
lmao.

why oil is pumping?

>>51639973
impressive, very nice

>>51639796
>>51639847
it's not black magic at all
https://sqc.com.au/
https://www.silex.com.au/
individually placed atoms of 100% pure isotope

>>51638517
>Funds selling Rosh Hashanah, buy Yom Kippur

>>51640004
some people are buying it after it went down
its the counter bet, they think they might make money if they by now.

>>51638545
whos mommy

>>51639435
Totally new to currency trading. DXY is dollar index, correct? If so, can you explain more on the meaningfulness and importance of:
>approaching weekly & daily supply