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>Sign up for Investopedia
>Spread my $1m over the darling tech stocks
>Log out and dont touch it for just over a year
>Log in today
>pic related
I thought this was easy

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>>51634902
>tech stocks

>> No.51634971

>>51634902
None of those corporations is worth even a tenth of what their overinflated stonks values are.
AMD perhaps if they really release cheap new apus and if their 7 series of gpus is better than nvidiajews.

>> No.51635003

>>51634902
it is easy. you dca instead of buying it all once at a certain price.

>> No.51635018

>line go up

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>>51634902
>biggest losers are Spotify, Nvidia, Facebook (Meta), AMD
>with Google and Microsoft close behind
>Apple and Tesla performed better than all of those

>> No.51635191

>>51635041
why would you start to dca during mania? you should start now when everyone is demoralized.

>> No.51635233

>>51635191
that's called TA not DCA and that doesn't work either

>> No.51635449

>>51635233
Dumb cunt

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>Time in the market beats timing the market.
> Also rule 1. Never lose money.
>Rule 2. See rule 1.

It’s so easy, anon. Anyone can be a self made billionaire.

>> No.51635521

>>51635233
i wouldn't call this technical analysis. just by lurking for an hour or two on /biz/ an autist like myself can gauge the sentiment fairly accurately.

>> No.51635602

>>51634902
>he bought faceberg at the absolute fucking top
holy shit dude lmao the same time you bought it was right when the whistleblower report came out which rekt their core advertising business AND their CEO declared he was pivoting the business to "metaverse" which is the most obvious doomed to fail venture since the Donner Party expedition. congrats on making one of the worst long calls in equities you could that month I get. I went short with out of the money long dated puts the same week that report came out and fucking printed.

>> No.51635627

top kek zuck literally told all his investors the company was no longer profitable in this reality so he was going to build another reality to be profitable in LMFAO and you bought that piece of shit dumpster fire of a stock LMFAO what were you even thinking

>> No.51635634

>>51634902
LOL
LOLLLL
LOLOLOLOLLL
lmao even.

>> No.51635664

>>51634902
>he bought overpriced globohomo tech garbage
you get what you deserve

>> No.51635669

>>51634902
Make a Coinmetro account and take a look at XCM, KDA, THT. Dont go all in- you can leave the majority of your cash in your reddit account and still make back what you've lost.

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>>51635669
I would love to use Coinmetro but it has no volume to trade.

>> No.51635772

>>51635041
going up is when you DCA out,
DCA sells do not get talked about much, do they?

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OP here. You guys know Im talking about the simulator right? I dont actually have any money. Its all fake money

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>>51635884
>Simulator
>Chose tech stocks to simulate

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>>51635884
>>51635898
Hey wait a minute...when did we get IDs? Man, its been a while. I havent really been on biz since the 2017 goldrush. I still remember when this board was slow before it became a crypto board