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WHEN I SAY GREAT,
YOU SAY DEPRESSION!
>GREAT

What's going to happen to UK markets in approximately 36 minutes

whats going on in this thread?

KNEEL BONGOLOIDS

>>51634721
gib pussi

>tfw getting heemed on my BTC long
piece of shit

>>51634723
me sucking benis

I messed up previous >>51633175

karen's sweaty butt (on my face)

>>51634723
Your mom is going to fart put her butt

>>51634729
sir i am considering put use lithium ion batteries in to the garbage instead of dropping them off at a battery recycling depot

can we break 366

>>51634737
stay in your containment thread

>>51634729
Umm, FACT CHECK, there is no recession, sweaty. There is only Putin's Price Hike™, and anyone who says that there may be a recession (transitory (actually a good thing)), is a financial terrorist.

SHEMITAH

THE

FINAL

DAY

>>51634722
Buy buy buy
The more normal fucking retards panic, the more I slurp
In a few years I'll have millions while you niggerfaggots work at McDonald's

>>51634722
OBSESSION

>>51634765
>Umm, FACT CHECK, there is no recession, sweaty. There is only Putin's Price Hike™, and anyone who says that there may be a recession (transitory (actually a good thing)), is a financial terrorist.

Megakek

GOODBYE

>>51634846
The time rapidly approaches where whoever has the balls to buy like a true penis nigger will get rich beyond measure.

>>51634797
>>51634873
"Don't catch a falling knife."

>>51634846
>le unfunny YouTuber beggar
That guy should leave forever

I don’t hate drunks but I do hate attention seeking donation whores

>>51634805
There's people who actually think this

Had a few drinks last night. Long story short: I wound up whizzing in the fridge. I think there's a lesson in that for all the stock market junkies out there. Sometimes you think you have it all under control, having a good time even, when really you're just making an embarrassment of yourself in front of your friends and family.

>>51634797
good luck!

>>51634904
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM NOT AN EMBARASSMENT I'M A REAL STOCK TRADER

>>51634883
I'm gonna average into the falling knife and make a fuckload of money and laugh at you in like two years

>>51634930
I’m doing the same. I bought Friday and will buy tomorrrow. Yom Kippur is upon us October 4th

Why the fuck are futures rising? It should be doing a nose dive over both China and UK fucking up. Japan too.

>>51634930
You know you can just go short and then pivot at the bottom, right?

>>51634952
it's all priced in bro

>>51634904
Is your refrigerator running or your bladder

>>51634954
I can't time the bottom. I've tried all year and failed. You can't time it either. Prove me wrong by calling the bottom

>>51634941
I say we pump after Yom Kippur until the midterms when Dems get heemed and Biden announces he won't run again in 2024

/GME/ did this to you, the proof is in the pudding. Pic related. Yes, it’s clear that the global economy is already in a sorry state, but the evidence shows that the state of the market is partly due to so-called meme stock investors. Big shlomo is cashing in to cover his bad bets. Now, why would he have to do this if shorts actually covered in January 2021? How does it make any sense? It doesn’t. We’ve been right all along. We were right about the market crashing, we called it before anyone else. How could we have known if we’re just a bunch of retarded schizos? While you were all buying the “dip” on SPY and SOXL and whatever disgusting Jewish stocks you’re buying nowadays, we were actually doing research. Not one of you has bothered to read the DD we’ve put forth and now, as a result, you’ve been HOOKED! We now have evidence of how archegos used swaps to hide their short bets which has long been the theory of what’s actually happening with GME, and don’t get me started on securities sold not yet purchased on Citadel’s balance sheet, but no, you all sit here in your willful ignorance, losing money on gay companies instead of joining the gamer uprising and crashing the stock market with the rest of us. You should be ashamed of yourselves, but hey, I guess you get what you fucking deserve. When the dust settles, we’ll see who the real baggies are. See you faggots at the bottom

>>51634930
im gonna short and then buy the bottom and laugh at you the entire time

>>51634969
The chairman of the federal reserve will literally announce the bottom at a televised press conference when they resume QE. Those are the cheat codes. You're welcome.

>>51634982
Call bottom then. When is it?

HAHAAAAHAAA

JOKES ON YOU. I'M BROKE AND CANT LOSE ANY MORE MONEY. STUPID FAGGOT

too much insecure dick measuring going on right now
i'll be back later

>>51634996

SPY 250. Just a wild guess

Futes...

>>51635001
based, get out of here, tiny dick

China going red

>>51634996
spx 3000. new local bottom potentially 3500 which is where i will close my november puts and then open otm 3300 puts in case of a capitulation crash. then i wont be buying any more real puts until a retrace to the midline
that being said, saying "call the bottom" in terms of a number just means youre an idiot. the bottom is after the fed pivots. dont buy until then. it is literally that simple. trying to frontrun it will make you lose way more money than just waiting for the bottom to pass you by

WTF WILL THAT HAVE BEEN BRITSTOCKBROS

90s till LSE opens

>>51635048
What happened over there

gbp is up

Can't think of even one reason to be bullish in next month.

London got slurped HARD

Holy shit futures are pumping hard

WTF BONGS

>>51634723
Suck my dick

>>51635090
Pumping down pretty hard.

british stocks up

FTSE getting pumped, up green 0.5%

DXY is dropping hard EU is selling

Italy green, Holland green...

Guys, you do realize the correction happened last week, right?

>>51635108
Rare post where someone actually posts a stock price in /smg/, thank you

>>51635133
I will assume it's because traders expect an emergency BOE hike

> indices red
> low debt value stocks green
What did hedge funds mean by this?

Reminder that the black swan is different countries dunking on each others' financial systems in an attempt to save their own.

>those candles on futes
So that's it? Recession cancelled?

>>51635140

Correction will happen after the midterms

>>51635174
Believe it or not, recession cancelled.

>>51635174
Yes. Recession over. Bears hibernate in winter.

>>51635168
bobos already coping.
didn't you see the double bottom on Friday? that was unironically your buy signal

>>51635174
Stocks will do nothing but pump from here on out. Buy now or be priced out.

.....poojeets, they redeemed us.... the tigers are everywhere

How many people are buying the top right now?

>>51635197
See you at open. ;)

>>51635211
From what I can see, a lot.

UK markets pumping crazily

>london session begins
>futures instantly pump
based

>Already falling
KWAB

>>51635222
You'd have to be crazy not to go all in here. Whoever buys will be filthy rich in a year.

The Bank of Japan, via Kuroda: We won't hesitate to add to easing if needed.

DXY*....

I was going to write something in this box but I forgot what I wanted to say because I ate these weed gummies.

>>51635211
lol if I went 10x leveraged short like i wanted to that would have deleted my account

>>51635140
>>51635187
>>51635196
>>51635242

Lol I'm going all in on DWAC soon. I'm going to watch the rest of the market tank. While my ticker goes up. What ate you going to do about it?

>>51634694
>>51634721
>>51634722
Git Gud.

>>51635273
If you did not sell your house to buy in here, you aren't serious about being wealthy. The bottom is here.

>>51634722
>>51635277

This event will be called "The Good Depression"

zoomers btfo

Do we pump based on billions from foreign econs dumping their shitcoins into the US economy?

>>51634883
He not catching it, hes picking it up off the ground.

>>51635288

Oh ok. I'll just obey you and buy GOOG and BLK. I'm going to buy worthless government tickers now.

Great post. Good job anon

>futures green
Lmao bobo btfo

>>51635322
I'm miniscule delta super high theta. I guess that's the crab portfolio

>>51635302
Bet you are feeling real dumb now for not listening to me.

I don't trust this one bit.

>>51635342
Could very well double by EoY.

>>51635322
>good boy points down 0.5%
>FTSE up 0.4%
>bobos BTFO

>>51635255
lewd

aaaahhhhh stop fucking pumping futes!

>>51635354
Buy now. Stocks will probably pump for 2 more weeks before another red day.

>we broke 3700
Ride the green wave boys. Make sure to take profits early and short the spike.

>>51635212
I'll remind you at open

>>51635367
You're going to get heemed before the trading session is even over, anon.

>>51635341

I was feeling real dumb before I met you. When you spoke - I only feel smarter. It's like I get wisdom and blessings when ever you open your mouth. Keep talking so I can get smart.

DAX opened red and its green now wtf reeeee

>>51635374
Do it, fgt.

>>51635361
Doktor, turn off my horny inhibitors.

Everything is pumping, even Russia.

Except India lmao

>>51635380
You'll be liquidated. Should have listened.

I will load up on puts tomorrow
See you in the morning

Morning pump, followed by and afternoon dump. Like clockwork.

Why is it pumping . Im ruined bobros

>>51634952
people have no choice but to try and put their money in USD. just as keikaku

Trust the double bottom

>>51635459
So why are bonds down then

>>51635443
late sunday futes are not real, no volume.

we pump today as continuation of yesterday's eod rally

your shorts will be vaporized. stay mad bobro

>>51635482
they fuck black women with strap ons

>>51635459
what does this indicate if anything?

https://youtu.be/7OWrYj9PXBg?t=67
wtf is that sword unsheathing sound in these cnbc interviews. it happens like every minute and am hearing it in life, like when driving my 2021 Nissan Sentra

>>51634981
>z

>>51635502
That stocks are exquisitely overvalued.

>>51635426
told you

>>51635459
this doesnt mean anything lol. rates are low, now inflations high. doesnt mean sp500 to 0

uhh bros the pump disappeared ...

>>51635581
Its over. Go shot now

At this point it's just a fucking joke.
Just set everything to zero and close the country.

>>51635522
Lol

>>51635459
>WAKE THE FUCK UP
>MASK OVER THE NOSE
>GET VACCINATED
>KIYV NOT KIEV

I warned them. I warned them and they laughed.

I know people who work at stock market. Its green tomorrow. Screen cap this.

OMG We are going to be green today arent we?

>>51634994
LOL, this has to be a troll. Markets already wanted to rally a month ago cause they assumed inflation would be down. As soon as CPI shows it isnt going to go bonkers permabull is back in biz

>>51634994
thats not a way to catch the botton, thats a way to miss the 20% up day in the middle of the rally

OMXS30 has been pumping nicely so far, maybe our small low liquidity snowniggermarket is the leader

>>51635817
I dont consider sweden a real country, so I will not look into this at all.

Is green futures in the room with us now?

>>51635848
why yes actually

>PRE-MARKET BE LIKE

>futures recovering
>BTC pumping
kek
give up bobo

>>51635860
Why did they shove bugs up their ass?

>>51635860
kys

do not worry brehs the market will not crash
i am short
we will see the biggest pump in mankind

oof bros the m arkets are recovering

>>51635879
>Rimjob69WorkWarningPoo

>futures

>>51635920
beautiful = good
ugly = bad
simple as

>>51635482
bro

https://twitter.com/CGMeifangZhang/status/1574218822718050304?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1574218822718050304%7Ctwgr%5E720edceaa3fc23c39df5106e24e974eaea0aae69%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwatcher.guru%2Fnews%2Fchina-directs-state-banks-to-buy-stocks


bullbros are we back? China is ordering banks to buy.

>>51635975
kicking down the can to provide you with exit liquidity. CCP might be retarded, but you should thank them for a clear signal to exit chink shit asap.

>>51635975
non twtr source needed

Why oil is pumping?

>>51635975
>>51636054
bull bros...............we're going home

Could somebody explain to me what the fuck is going on

>>51636054
I ALMOST SHORTED IT THIS MORNING

Guys- I might just stay cash today- I am kinda spooked

>>51635882
Bulltards should thank us for our sacrifice

>>51636054
Brent crude isn’t?

>>51636081
Futes crabbing rn

>>51636081
I dont get it either. Why is a currency crash bullish

>>51636088
I shorted it , made like 20% gain but panic selled and just made a 6% gain kek

>>51636012
YANG gang gmi

It‘s gonna be a neon green day today I guess

welcome back to the market, lord rothschild. we missed you.

>>51635975
reserve ratio going from 0 to 20. that means its getting more strict, right?

>>51636166
i have trouble parsing it too. I think because its the foreign exchange reserve ratio, it makes them buy local shit wheres they dont have to fulfill that requirement?

>>51636166
>>51636195

The People’s Bank of China has outlined measures to prop up the renminbi as the currency fell to its lowest level since the early stages of the coronavirus pandemic.

China’s central bank said it would this week increase the reserves that banks must post with it when selling certain foreign exchange derivatives, a policy measure that is designed to support the domestic currency.

The renminbi hit a 28-month low against the dollar on Monday, trading at Rmb7.16 to the dollar, and has fallen markedly in recent weeks.

Its weakness has come against a backdrop of increased dollar strength as the Federal Reserve increases interest rates to combat the highest US inflation levels in decades — a shift that has put pressure on a host of other currencies, including the pound.

China’s foreign exchange risk reserve requirement, which will from Wednesday rise to 20 per cent from zero previously, is “effectively a tariff” for buying foreign exchange or selling the renminbi through derivatives, analysts at Goldman Sachs said, pointing out that the banks pass on the costs it imposes to their customers.

“The move likely signals the PBoC’s discomfort with the recent rapid depreciation of the CNY amid continued strengthening of the USD,” they wrote.

The requirement, which was introduced in 2015, has typically been increased at times of renminbi weakness and removed at times of appreciation.

So Chinese CB propping up renminbi
And whispers BOE will emergency hike.

>>51636123
none of my pre-market orders are being filled- its fucked

>nasdump outperforming spy and djia
What sorcery is this

>>51636094
what's the range for a crab

i am statistically profitable when trading stoned ama

Recession back on?

>>51636298
>>51636380
>>51636390
>>51636408
>>51636444
Green IDs WAGMI mumus

>>51636444
yesss I am short selling QQQ in premarket entry 275 exited half at 273.5 selling the rest 273.15 then waiting for bounce and doing again lets gooo

free money

Uhhhh, number is going back down

Bullbros we got too cocky

>>51636467
i cashed the rest of my shorts at 273.5 thank god, we bouncing now

as soon as a trade reverses you better take your profits... god damn price action

>>51636505
>thank god, we bouncing now

Like pottery

>vix not going down
The tigers
The pool
Why are the tigers quiet in the pool

>>51635459
What am I supposed to be waking the fuck up to, exactly?

>>51636515
I am bearish but when shorts cover we are due for a small bounce. No need to eat the losses when you can time it

>>51636515
I cannot get an order filled- been up 3 hours nothing will fill. This is fucked.

>futas

It's... Beautiful

>>51636544
Maker makers are busy at RoshHashanah

>>51636408
>>51636505
>>51636515
>>51636541

See QQQ? predicted the bounce hehe good thing I sold my shorts. I will short again later

I'm ready

>>51636575
I am not even greedy on the ask it dances on the bud number and nothing happens- wtf is going on

>>51636601
U wot m8

>>51636638
Yes I am doing leveraged intraday scalping. I sold at 273.5 and it bounced to 274.2

DXY Going up again

Ruh roh

gotta work in a hour. thinking of locking in gains and buying back in

>>51636703
>>51636653
none of my premarket buys are being filled... I have no idea what the fuck is going on.

What's the DXY equivalent for the sterling?

I went all in on OTM call spreads for a 1.65+% rally today. Am I GMI? I went all in, max payout is about 6:1

im 200 bux away from break even feels good.

from -33% to -20% now

>>51636765
I have no idea but best of luck m8

Should I buy a spy put spread today ? I haven't bought options in months and I was never particularly good at it.

>>51636734
try restarting client? i had a glitch like that before with IB

btw im short again bobros entry 273.9 selling at 273.2

holy shit I got BTFO sold for microscopic profit feelsbad

I hate low sellers

Whats up with gas? EQNR, OXY all down from the too

Time to buy or is the gas frenzy over

futes tanking again...and us markets still aren't open yet kek

>>51636900
I get the impression oil and gas have further to fall, I'm not buying in again until NRGU hits around 100

>pump and dump
what is happening

turn the green back on you fucking NIGGERS

>>51636951
>what is happening
What do you think you stinky dummy?
The same as the last few months

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>it's over
I think it's over bros. Shemitah strikes again :^|

>jews jewing eachother before market opens

Why didn't you listen? Not even 100 posts later after mocking my warnings and you retarded bulls are already getting dumped on. GO. SHORT.

>>51637009
I have been trying to buy positions all morning- nothing fills. I may sit this one out. Shit doesn't feel right.

Should i short oil anons ?

I hope all fat loser jannies lose what's left of their tiny accounts and are homeless by Christmas

Guys, even MSM is trending nuclear weapons now because of Putin. What stocks do I invest in related to nukes? lmao

>>51637096
Mining (UUUU)

>>51637096
BERZ, but I would sell it before Yom Kippur

>>51637096
nuclear armageddon is bullish, buy everything

im cashgang now, dunno might miss some gains but im working a lot this week so staying away.

>>51637042
shorting energy in while there is an energy crisis? I down know...

>>51637132
I’ve been Cashgang since October 2021. It was the right decision then and the right decision now.

Buy back in April 2023

whos ready for the massive pump today?

>>51637028
God is trying to throw you some rope but you keep trying to catch a falling knife lmao

whos ready for the massive dump today?

We had summer bear market rally. Could we see couple of more such rally's while dumping down over all? We have been dumping down since the start of this year, after all.

I have a few $366 SPY butterfly spreads exp today with $4 wide wings both ways. Should I close the rest at open for +100%, or let em ride and go for a 3x to 4x?

>>51637182
If they survive the open I would hold them. That's just me though.
If we don't pump today then we're dumping tomorrow regardless

tomorrow is GDP day

>>51637155
I'm taking one right now

>>51637176
yes today we are pumping (after a fall) then we are dumping hard tomorrow

>>51637009
Will UVXY do the trick?

>>51637148
>buy before sell in may and go away

Anon, I….

>>51637210
I originally bought 10 of them, closed out 6 or em for +40% and one at +50% on Friday, got 3 left. I think I'll close one at +120% if we hold in this range and let the last two ride Why do you say we dump tomorrow though?

>>51637148
yeah i wished id go to cash gang in march but i was too green to understand the market then

>>51637176
for sure. they are going after shorter gains.

>>51637274
Yes

>>51637278
I'm bearish for the short-medium term, at least until January.

In short, jews.

>>51637441
What about the buy Yom kippur jew meme? I'm bearish too but I think we may get a descent pump soon before going even lower. I think we get a midterm pump but I guess we shall see

Shall I buy this?

>>51637480
I think you're right but I also think we make a next leg to a new low before any relief. If today dumps we will dump all week besides a freak 2.5+ bull trap.

>>51637507
What it be?

DAX is green as fuck

>>51637517
Biggest company in the world for non-construction cranes. The Mercedes of the crane world.

>>51637513
You really think they would bull trap 3 weeks in a row? When do we start feeling bad for mumu

>wait for inevitable relief pump early this week
>buy ATM put debit spreads, 2 months out
>guaranteed 100% returns
You're welcome

>>51637555
Makes sense.

EUROPOOR assets are cheap as fuck anyways assuming you are buying them with AMERICAN DOLLAR

>>51637555
What's your put strike and how far out?

>>51637556
Of course. They'll bull trap until mumu learns his fucking lesson.

Too many people are waiting anxiously from the sidelins. We can't bottom out until retail is absolutely demoralized

>>51637590
That's how I remember 08

>>51637619
I'm personally not going long until apple and tesla bulls clearly capitulate. They're the most stubborn bulltards in the entire market and I feel safe judging the sentiment based on them

whew, 2 year is up almost 10 basis points already
yom kippur cannot come fast enough

>>51637570
thats because europoor assets are taxed into stagnation and price controlled if they ever do well (like energy companies)

What is a good investment strategy for dumb people like me?

UK bonds since August.
Posted without golden bear.

>>51637683
.

can someone explain to me what bounds and tressuries are?

Reminder to DCA into quality to accumulate during the downturn.

Black Monday?

>>51637555
Who the fuck will buy a crane in a recession. Just use the old cranes

>>51637740
Chinks are buying like crazy. They had good years during covid.

Market is underestimating nuclear war. Democrats are mentally ill, to the point of suicidal.

>>51637555
Liebherr?

>>51637555
MNTX

>>51637096
SQM, you’ll need iodine after the nukes go off

>>51637737
thats not good

>>51637737

>>51637768
>>51637774
Palfinger.

>>51637789
Thanks for reminding me to take my X2 survival shield this morning

>>51637740
me?

>>51637722
On the surface, treasuries are loans to the government. On a deeper level, they are the lifeblood of the world economy. They are the benchmark for all other debt. They are traded by banks in exchange for liquidity. They are held in reserve by countries to fascilitate trade. If the bond market breaks, civilization breaks.

>futes

>>51637009
> buy my puts goyim!
> look at the chart, I won't rugpull you right before expiration I swear!

>>51637854
thx anon

>>51637873
exercise it then

>>51637507
Personally I wouldn't look at chart but at balance sheet. I think that excessive debt and higher energy prices will pull many companies in EU underwater.

>>51637722
bounds = a big jump
eg. "The bond market is seeing yields moving up by leaps and bounds."
Tressuries are when you gather long locks of human hair (preferably female) and you lend them out to other degenerates - a combination of tress and usury

He’s right you know
https://youtu.be/zkFxN__oQqw

We will finish green today, watch and learn

>>51637740
Wtf? I thought we were looking for swans not cranes..

>>51637969
>1 hour 53 minute video

>>51637991
prove it

red or green today ?

If green, we bounce back to 420
If red, we 2008
In orange or yellow, we crab for 10 years.

>>51638025
crab, end a little green

>>51638011
I looked into the future and seen green everywhere. Also I contacted Betelgeuse yesterday and she convinced me that the bottom is in. I don't know what other proof you would need

>>51634729
Kek
Its surreal this happened. They really think maga boomers look like frat bros

>paycheck next friday
Its over

>>51637956
this guy gets it

Germany is crabbing until America tells them what to do. When did germs become such betas?

smg is slow these days

>>51638101
all the people with losses stop coming here

And just like that, BLUE will never be above $7, or $6, or even $5.50, ever again

WHY THE FUCK IS EUROPE GREEN THESE FUCKS ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A RECESSION THEY GET NO GAS THEYRE SHUTTING DOWN FUCKING FACTORIES DUE TO LACK OF ENERGY HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY GREEN AAAAH

Umm bros, how do I make my money back?

>>51638105
This and whenever millenials wake up in a few hours and larp as day traders as they lose their biden bucks.

>>51638123
I would like to know as well

>>51638123
Futures look strong. I'm buying calls at open

>>51638123
Call this phone number: (202) 324-3000

It's a direct line to David soxls office. Tell them you want a refund or else. Refuse to elaborate further and hang up. They'll mail a check.

>>51638101
Jannies keep banning and censoring free speech is all

>>51638138
Wait until you see a giant pump on an overvalued stock and buy 2 week put and 2 month put.

>>51638160
I've only been banned for posting my jap racing videos.

>>51637686
Same chart, but in terms of yield. Up about 100bps in a week.

>>51638160
I got a warning for sneedposting a couple times. to be fair though I was laying it on a little thick

>>51638101
what's the annoucement?

Shorting is the new paradigm

Uk & EU dying. Japan & ROK switching sides. Canada is gay. Can america survive without its empire?

>>51638135
> larp as day traders as they lose their biden bucks
kek, there was a hotshot like that yesterday. Quite annoying kind of guy. Fortunately those overconfident types get bankrupt very fast so he should be gone soon

new bread

>>51638266

>>51638302
you didn't wait for the limit, faggot

>>51638302
>>51640046
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>>51634694
new thread when?

>>51642763
Blame early baker