/biz/ - Business & Finance

The UK will be an American state.

THE BOGS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, WHAT IS GOING ON?

Bears on parade. Everybody and their mom in puts. This means green day tomorrow. Screenshot this post.

Wtf does this mean? I lost money? Isn’t savings only supposed to go up?

IT IS SHEMITAH

IT IS SHEMITAH

IT IS SHEMITAH

>>51633175
>He didn't bug out of the market and is not ultra-saving to dump in at the end of the pain
If you are in the market right now and not doing some wicked shorting, you are NGMI

BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE KING

>>51633208
>your last visit was on January 24th, 2022

>>51633091
Half of all dollars in existence were printed in the past 3 years. The dollar had been tanking for 12+ months.
Finally these past 8 months, the fed has tightened the net a bit to try and recoup some of that liquidity floating around, and they've been mildly successful. DXY recouped post 2020 losses and is at a high now.

...but if you don't think that our government is gonna take another stimulatory shit all over the USD within the next 12 months simply because they can, you're crazy.
Even if they do nothing, short term treasuries are now 4%+. We have a government debt exceeding 100% GDP. That means 4% of GDP is going purely to paying back our own past debts now, unless we maintain a 4%+ inflation rate in perpetuity.

Even today, the dollar buys less real items/services in the US than it did at this time last year. The only way you're actually benefitting from our temporary USD strength during this EU collapse is if you pack up today and move there. Even then, hope you enjoy the freezing winter with no heat.

buy SPY calls at the open.
we're teaching bobo a lesson about betting against the greatest country on earth

>>51632803
>wonder if they will finally address the elephant in the room, the housing markets are extra fucked up?

How did he know

>>51633232
>Washington cucks the world part 3

>>51633175
be greedy while others are fearful

Forest. Quiet. Why.

>>51633175
y-yamete bog sama...
I needed to acoomulate more cash...

>>51633232
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME, AND HOW YOU PLAY IT.
ALL ABOUT CONTROL AND IF YOU CAN TAKE IT.

>>51633253
Post your calls

>>51633244
don't they either have to pick strong dollar or out of control inflation? like if they cut rates doesn't inflation spiral more

>>51633208
Hey retard learn how to take a screenshot. Yeah you lost money.

>>51633175
Give it to me anons; How fucked are we for the rest of this year?

>>51633269
I AM HEAVY DEBTS THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN PAY ME

Why is everyone bobo posting. Don’t tell me it’s the pound nonsense . No negative effect on US equities

>>51633254
how can i grift like this

>>51633272
Markets not open yet. Though I am long shitcoin from 18k.

>>51633280
we are getting another bear market rally in 2-4 weeks dude

>>51633212
It's clearly at the bottom based on how many smoothbrains all over the world keep talking about the financial crisis. There hasn't been a single large entity gone bankrupt yet and you guys think the market is going to crash 50%. Can't wait for people to start talking about getting margin called over shorts

DXY you fucking dogshit just crash already

>>51633283
the tigers are drinking the milkshakes. why are the tiger farts quiet

>>51633232
HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>51633280
>splatoon
Also,the worst is to come during winter.

What will happen to UK stocks at open?

brit here
TODAY IS THE DAY
MY BODY IS READY

The fabled Double bottom starts tomorrow

>>51633300
and i shall drink your delicious soxl tears come monday friendo

>>51633303
there isn't enough onions in their diet

I think smg should make its own economy.

>>51633261
Well alright mr knife catcher, let's see what you got>>51633261

>You know what to do

WHAT THE FUCK IS CHINA DOING???

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1574221322317864960

>>51633279
Well i don’t really know how to use my MacBook like I do windows. And like my company matches it and like shouldn’t that be enough to not lose money? What is the point in putting it in a 401k if it doesn’t go up? Isn’t that like against my civil rights? It at least shouldn’t be negative because it’s their fault that they lost my money

>>51633312
>UK
Not my problem.Also why not just ask your king to fix the economy?

>>51633312
I think the question you need to be asking is,
"what is the financial equivalent of rice & beans in the UK?"

>>51633341

/leanhogs/ bros... Hit the lights, it's finally over...

>HOGS
Why did the (((shorts)))) do this?
1 HOG = 1 HOG
Oink together, oink strong.

>>51633321
I only invest in broad market ETFs because I am not poor and don't need to 3x my money to get gains worth spending hours every day trading like the third worlders who post here

>>51633341
PULL UP
WHOOP WHOOP
PULL UP
WHOOP WHOOP

I think I should have shorted more Carvana.

Also
FUCK CARVANAAAAAAAAA

>>51633372
>>51633371
They burned down another major food processing plant today. Sorry anons.

>>51633371
holy fuck, there is so little green

>>51633303
Tigers don’t drink milkshakes.

>>51632827
Did y’all see my post where gold Jew Franz Pick told head CME gold-rigger Jew, Henry Jarecki, how he predicted the sterling crash on the Yom Kippur Fall Equinox? A light examination of Jarecki shows he was close to Jeffrey Epstein and his Lolita express... the Semitic crime scenes do reveal themselves sometimes

>>51633378
Oh God I hope that company dies. They are one of the biggest reasons why the car market for any fun cars is fucked. They just bought up a shitton of cars and then held onto them

>>51633376
>I only invest in broad market ETFs
kek how much you down this year big baller? Shot caller.

>>51633378
If it makes you feel better I had a ton of CVNA short shares that I sold at $300+ (TD ameritrade actually let me borrow shares to short CVNA…)

But I had to buy-to-close it all at fucking 200 something since I bought a house

>>51633276
>don't they either have to pick strong dollar or out of control inflation? like if they cut rates doesn't inflation spiral more
It's a false dilemma.
Inflation is doomed to death spiral whether they raise rates or not, due to the massive debt load. The only way we could solve inflation would be through a decade of austerity. Higher taxes, less federal workers, less handouts. People who think some magic money interest rate number can solve inflation are delusional. Where do you think the money comes from to pay the treasuries yielding 4% right now?

>>51633397
shouldn't that have been a good move financially? thats what I don't get about zillow too, they hoard all these assets that appreciated at unprecedented rates, shouldn't they be making a ton of money when they sell them back out?

>>51633189
It’s over, that’s what’s happening

>>51633378
Will they rebound?

>>51633388
Now begins the end of days
There will come an age of despair
A great rending of flesh to grease the wheels of the engines of calamity
Its over

>>51633418
The problems is that when these companies do that the market shoots up, meaning they have to shoot up in prices too, making people less likely to buy. Then these companies fall to shit and a bunch of suits pretend that this was a special case

>>51633188
King Charles will need to annex Ireland and sell it off to stabilize the currency.

Whose buying UUP calls at opening bell?

>>51633378
>Carvana
holy shit my mouth is watering at that absolute collapse

holy fuck I just realized gold is sub-$1700
my few remaining gold stocks are gonna get obliterated

>>51633175
Why do all you fags think anything is happening tomorrow?

Who cares if gbp crashed a little. it wasn't even that much.

What happens if I short UK stocks on the London Stock Exchange in approximately 2 hours or so. It can only go down, right?

>>51633429
Hopefully not. Shady company that helped to ruin the car market by fucking the used market

1901-1902 Year of Shemitah - Stock market drops almost 50%.
1916-1917 Year of Shemitah (*Super Shemitah Year) - Stock market drops 40%. United States enters WWI. Germany, Russia, Austria, Turkey and Great Britain suffer economic collapse.
1930-1931 Year of Shemitah - The Great Depression. The worst financial crisis in modern history.
1937-1938 Year of Shemitah - Half of the stock market collapses sparking a global recession.
1944-1945 Year of Shemitah - End of German Reich and Britain's hold on territories. Establishment of America as the world's superpower. Bretton Woods Conference giving the U.S. Dollar Global Reserve Currency status; and diminishing of gold’s influence.
1965-1966 Year of Shemitah (*Super Shemitah Year) - Stock market drops almost 25%
1972-1973 Year of Shemitah - Stock market crashes almost 50%. Global recession; US oil crisis.
1979-1980 Year of Shemitah - Global recession.
1986-1987 Year of Shemitah - “Black Tuesday”; stock market crashes by 1/3.
1993-1994 Year of Shemitah - Bond market crash.
2000-2001 Year of Shemitah - 9/11. Markets open on final day of Shemitah, September 17; stock market falls 700 points.
2007-2008 Year of Shemitah - On the last day of The Shemitah Tear, September 29, the stock market drops a record 777 points.

It's only just beginning goy.

>>51633207
No, I don't think I will.

>>51633301
Just for that it's gonna break 114 again. And keep going.

>>51633454
Shemitah ends anon
Also it already IS tomorrow in EST

I was only gone for 2 hours and you fill up 3 whole threads. What the hell happened?

why are jews like this

>>51633466
I thought covid did that. That dip does look juicy though

>>51633479
USD is raping all the other currencies. Just bending them over and going in absolutely raw with no mercy.

>>51633479
Check the British Ounce.

>>51633468
>1930-1931 Year of Shemitah - The Great Depression. The worst financial crisis in modern history.
See>>51633394

>>51633466
and inflation*

>>51633416
I see. I need to think about this some more. Whenever Jerome talks he says they have 2 mandates, 2% inflation and low unemployment, and basically 2 tools, interest rates and Quantitative Tightening/Easing.
But you're saying they actually don't have the tools to do their mandate? or just that they've fucked up so much they can't repair it with their tools

So you know how everyone always gets their panties in a bunch when the USA CPI numbers come out? They’re high but M/M it *has* been slowing down. Let’s say 8ish% over the past year.

It’s way worse in Europe, we’re talking low double digits. So BOE and ECB have an even narrower path to follow if they want to preserve the purchasing power of their currencies. Investors are seeing this and losing their minds. Also I think Liz Truss’ cabinet will be more hawkish than initially expected.

>>51633468
Meh,this wont be the last one.

>>51633479
Fag baker baking to erly

>>51633401
My portfolio shows me being green unfortunately can't help you there :/

China and Japan kicking off the dollar milkshake theory in real life.

I'm expecting Australia and Korea to fuck up as badly as UK soon;

https://twitter.com/GoldTelegraph_/status/1574046259492577281

>>51633496
COVID and it's effects made it worse. Carvana thought it could take advantage and horde the supply due to new cars being halted, then it turned out that new cars would continue to be halted which skyrocketed the price of used cars. Because Carvana is already in the red it needed to skyrocket prices in order to try and get back in the green, but doing so fucked them up as now no one wants to buy any cars least of all their cars.

>>51633244
Nobody seems to realize this. All GPD growth with Fed rate target of 4% will be used to pay off debt. That means no real growth for as long as rates remain will this or higher. US is cornered and it's about to bring down everything with it - Europe, UK and perhaps Japan will be the first to get dragged down with it. The king of bonds was probably right - this could be the swan that bursts the mother of all bubbles.

>>51633515
Liz truss should be hanged for being this incompetent 2 weeks or less into her job lmao

>>51633468
Truly they are all chosen by god

>>51633541

trying to get into stocks in november of last year was the worst decision of my life. it is actually over for me. bye

>>51633527
wow broad market ETFs that were somehow magically immune to a ~20% drop across all indices gtfo this board dumb faggot

>>51633550
No this is good, we have been crabbing downward for a about a year and a half, now is the time to save everything and get in in a year or two when the bloodbath is over

>>51633538
So keep DCA into spy or no?
I can't understand this shit.

>>51633541
Do you think it’s directly Liz Truss’ fault? Which specific actions has she taken to lead to this if she’s only been in charge for a few weeks

>>51633533
you're right, fuck'em

>>51633541
>blaming Liz Truss when she was doing such a good job until the queen died
Chuck you had one fucking job

>>51633502
>British Ounce.
kek

>>51633574
its means youre gonna need to poo and pee, possibly at the same time.

>>51633574
Yes, always. Except use VOO.

>>51633569
>now is the time to save everything and get in in a year or two when the bloodbath is over
This is the dip retard

>>51633538
So... the schizos are right?

>>51633577
spunking a couple of hundred billion on unfunded energy bailouts and tax cuts.

Ugh, Italy bros... hats off to ya
https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1574251105940377607?s=21&t=40lf3Qjtcf43OXAhjMyx7g

>>51633371
VIX

AAWWWWWW SHIT NIGGA

REST IN POWER to my fellow UVXY homies whose calls expired just a few weeks too early.

remember uk market hasn't even opened yet.
its going even LOWER

>>51633591
The dip just started faggot

>>51633577
Tax cut announcements. Being a female. Not giving people confidence. Sticking with the status quo. Being a female.

>>51633577
I assume she had something to do with the tax cuts that were retarded.

>mfw thinking about the GBP hurting
Lol. Lmao. Actually, though.
Why did the British do this to themselves?
Is it a case of "stop hitting yourself, retard", or something else?

>>51633598
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>51633603
he thinks it'll last two years wtf, plus lots of stocks are already at their all time lows

>>51633468
2015 SHITMADA didn't have a crash.

Wait so,Europe collapsing wasnt a meme after all?

>>51633515
Exactly. And you might get a very wrong idea if you read the CPI releases that show table after table, row after row, item after item of different categories. Airline tickets and irons and butter at the store are irrelevant. Secondary.

You need labor, energy, and intelligence. Those three elements are what determines output, productivity, the ability to say "our German Euros are not Zimbabwean Dollars". If you lack any of those, your economy is dead. The individual CPI rows blinking out one by one is a mere formality.

Central bankers buried in spreadsheets don't get that.

>>51633610
Putler had to pay and he will pay thanks to the brave British destroying their currency and economy to punish him.

>>51633590
SPY is better though so I can learn options eventually. Right?
I think. Right now just keep accumulating SPY, then get fancy.
Higher expense looks marginal.

>>51633617
i think that means this is a double (or triple??) shimitah

>>51633610
Basically democracy is flawed when you consider politicians as a sort of a retarded AI that exists for one purpose: to get elected.
People were mad about refugees invading and replacing them so the parties capitalized on it and said hey we'll leave the EU and it will totally stop. It didn't and now they're even worse off economically too lmao.

The UK was one of the few nations that had their own currency control too so they had very little reason to be mad at the EU. Just terrible leadership, and somehow that party is STILL IN POWER! Britain is stupid as fuck.

>>51633621
we'll know in 2 and a half hours
japan took an absolute dump and china got propped up by banks pouring liquidity into their markets

>>51633609
>>51633605
>>51633593
Wait a minute.
How are tax cuts a bad thing?

>>51633569
Mmm I’m just a retard. My dad gave me the only good advice which was to buy lkncy and hold and then I decided to buy everything else based off of what you guys said and they all failed. I’m too afraid to tell my dad

>>51633594
Fuck man I'd cheat on my wife for her those are some top tier bantz

>>51633617
>1 shemadda nothing happen
>but 20 other jomamas did

>i dropped my a glass plate on the ground 20 times and it broke 19 times but one time it didnt break so it wont break if i do it again

>>51633644

>>51633637
do you know how inflation works

>>51633594
nothing like a fired up italian woman

How typical is it for companies to "cook the books" to make their numbers seem more attractive to investors (low P/E's, etc)?

I bought PBI and FUBO last week

>>51633637
>tax cuts
>in an inflationary period
You want to slow down the velocity of money. Cutting taxes gives people more money to spend, which increases the velocity, especially in an inflationary environment, because why hold money that will inflate its value away tomorrow?

>>51633637
Tax cuts are supposed to help poor people when their asses are being pounded by an economic downturn, these don't help. And might even exacerbate the issue. It also highlights they have no intent or ability to actually help the economy, so people are bailing on that market.

Would YOU invest in a country that left the EU against their own self interest, and is now making seemingly random/corrupt moves?

>>51633644
Just listing a fact. Don't get willy over the facts. Don't let emotions control you. Facts are Facts. Faggot. What are you trained by the faggot woke tranny soxls?

>>51633610
Like most places and economic hardships since 2019 this all goes back to retarded fucking lockdowns
The timing of Brexit also didn't help

>>51633639
i hope you learned a valuable lesson in family over 4chan kek

>>51633594
>>51633641

she summed it up perfectly

>>51633594
>and simply to be perfect consumer slaves
SHUT IT DOWN

>>51633512
The issue is that the Fed can't necessarily solve monetary problems created by congress. If congress doesn't put in effort to balance a budget, they're dumping a lot of money into the economy.
The rate hikes are successfully stopping the inflationary spiral.. right now. They've killed liquidity, but it's leading to recession. If people produce less and spend less, has anything really been fixed?
Eventually they'll have to cut hikes to re-stimulate the economy back to growth, which will just lead to continuation of the inflation unless they solve the core supply issues. Considering we've had an SPR dump these past 10 months and there's really no chance of further oil supply growth globally, it's hard to see that happening.

Of course, another factor that supports currencies is confidence. Confidence is important because no one wants to knowingly lose money. You see countries like Argentina with their pesos on an infinity spiral right now, it's because the citizens have lost confidence. They don't keep anything significant in the bank because they know it'll disappear. Meanwhile, here in the US everyone is content to just watch their money shrink by 2% each year. Plenty of boomers keep 50k in low yield savings in accounts, just for emergencies. They're bagholders, but they'll never realize it. If they had some sudden mass realization, US dollar would lose all its value overnight. Japan has some of the strongest bank account savers, which is part of why their inflation trends so low.

>>51633665
Not a single company uses gaap reporting, so always.

>>51633665
99% of the time,1% not to be caught.

>>51633637
These particular ones are targeted at the very wealthiest Britons. Now rather than Pounds ending up in the treasury, helping to shore up the budget (or even, lol, pay off gilts), they instead end up sitting in brokerage accounts. Whence from the Pounds promptly GTFO the country.

>>51633594
I dont even understand the language but I feel the charisma

>>51633617
Didn't china's market drop like 40% that year?

>>51633617
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015%E2%80%932016_stock_market_selloff

>>51633594
Nailed it.
The Machine won't be happy.

>>51633678
>You see countries like Argentina with their pesos on an infinity spiral right now, it's because the citizens have lost confidence.
don't they collapse like every year? who the fuck has confidence on it

>>51633670
son you got educated please silence yourself.

>>51633692
>>51633617
yeah it did. I made money off of oil that year

>>51633341
Anyone else feeling... BVLLISH? I'm gonna SLURP hard at open

>>51633594
>"financial speculators"
Fucking kek wtf I haven't been looking at euro politics in forever I figured the last person with balls died in 45

>>51633341
Can the Chinese government actually do this? What are the downsides?

>>51633685
What the fuck is paying off a gilt

>>51633701
no i will not. old man.

>>51633594
Holy shit

>>51633678
Stfu Milton, we gotta spend another 20 billion to rig the election.

>>51633594
Nice.
https://youtu.be/oXFnmoD6t8E

>futures

https://youtu.be/qugm_UiK3uk
Has been my anthem since the start of the bear market...
:))))

>>51633726
Oh sorry, "gilts" are what Brits call treasuries. Government bonds.

>Captcha: HY PAY

>>51633761
When did the bear market start?

>>51633594
Pretty good but this sort of shit should've been happening in Europe like 20-30 years ago
Not saying it's too late, just a shame

>>51633724
Downside? Good chance these banks will be holding worthless shares - or overvalued shares.

Long term it creates inflation and God knows what else.

>>51633590
>VOO
what's the difference between VOO and SPY

>>51633363
Beans on toast

>>51633763
I thought gilt was gold or the fucking fake shekels.

>>51633665
>How typical is it for companies to "cook the books" to make their numbers seem more attractive to investors (low P/E's, etc)?
That is literally what EBITDA is

I would like to strongly condemn WeBull as a brokerage. It’s UI is abhorrent and built to turn ‘investing’ into a social media fueled gambling addiction. Imagine Robinhood but with even fewer braincells. Regardless of this, they have a nice bonus to pick up right now. Signing up takes about 20 minutes max and the whole process is maybe 40 minutes.
Phase 1: Sign up
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Phase 1: Bonus (2 fractional shares)
The sign-up bonus is paid out in fractional shares of stock which I recommend you sell immediately. Claim your bonus as soon as your account is approved, and the fractional shares will be in your account in about five days. With the bonus amount the odds are stacked against you. The following table shows you your odds on the amount an individual fractional share is worth. The probability was taken from their terms and conditions, and I converted it to percent change because people understand that better. (Table 1 Pic related)

Statistically you’re going to end up with between $6 and $20 from this first part. I ended with $8. If it was just this, it wouldn’t be worth my time. So, we begin Phase 2.

Phase 2: Deposit
For making a deposit you will be awarded between 4 and 10 fractional shares. I deposited literally $1 to meet the requirement and it worked just fine. The deposit takes about 5 days to clear after which you can claim your reward. It will take another 5 days for the fractional shares to reach you. When they do, sell.

Phase 2: Bonus (4 – 8 fractional shares)
I couldn’t for the life of me find how they determine if you get 4, 5, 6, 7, or 8 shares. Based on the share statistics, assume you’ll get 4 and be happy if you get more. The fractional shares here are worth more, which is a plus. The range on the shares is extremely large which annoys me to be honest. (Table 2 pic related)

(continued)

What the FUCK DO I DO TO PREPARE FOR TOMORROW I CANT SLEEP IM SO FUCKING ANXIOUS

>>51633637
>lolbertarian detected
Tax cuts are no different than covidbux checks except that you get to pretend you deserve them.
All the fed rape hikes really amount to is tax hikes. Tax hikes by someone who isn't elected that pols can pretend they can't control. Money has to be pulled out of the system one way or the other. They warned you for 15 years this would happen and now it finally has.

for those short right now, whats your realistic profit taking point? june lows? pre corona highs?

>>51633698
>don't they collapse like every year?
Yeah, that's the point. People who've experienced extreme inflation eventually lose trust. Argentina bonds yield like 75% but it doesn't even matter because they inflate by more than 75%. Yet that 75% rate locks them into the spiral, since they're spending so much nominally to repay their own debt. It's a trap. You can see the same pattern forming in Brazil, in Turkey, in Pakistan, and many others.

The only way Argentina can ever have their own functional currency again is if they temporarily tie it to gold or something. Even then, how could they ever unpeg? Their name is tarnished. The brand is ruined. They're just doomed forever.
We'll have to wait and see whether the same happens to the EU this next decade.

>>51633794
You're not far off
>They are called gilts because the original certificates issued by the British government had gilded edges.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/g/gilts.asp

>>51633808
pre corona highs are already hit if you adjust for inflation

>>51633780
Fuck you, baggot.

>>51633781
It happened like 100 years ago, I was there.

>>51633175
>>51633044
shouldn't this be correct, since other currencies are dropping and people will look for protectioin by buying btc...?

>>51633594
Most based shit I’ve watched in years

>>51633829
Crypto is like a dude weed experiment "central banks are so shit...whoa man, what if we had a currency with *no* central bank?"

>>51633807
Taxation is fucking theft. I doubt tax cuts are what is causing Britain’s problems

>>51633724
>Can the Chinese government actually do this?
they now just do the same the fed does since 2008 retard
>What are the downsides?
just look at EU and US in [current year].
China inflation is like 2% they can literally print their way out for now

>>51633827
Not what I meant but I get you

>>51633804
lay down and read a book, thers nothing you can do until market opens.

>there are cryptobaggies itt

>>51633724
Yes and they can turn off selling

>>51633814
Nah they'll just take a deal with someone like china etc with strict oversight. Will require regime change and reforms before hand obviously to avoid nationalization of investments. But yeah argentina is screwed for the foreseeable future especially with the global recession

>>51633826
Look I got robbed by a nigger in a bathroom that snorted cocaine off a toilet paper dispenser with me Friday night. Those gender neutral family bathrooms are dangerous.

>>51633594
Is she naming the jew?

>>51633799
>>51633799

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You can get $100 for transferring an account of at least $2000 and an additional $75 if it’s an IRA (the IRA must be at least $5000). However, I wouldn’t recommend anyone ever use WeBull as an actual brokerage so I would skip this.
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TL;DR: How much how fast?
Open a new account with Webull, deposit $1, and then buy bitcoin with that 1 dollar for at least $40.

After that shill your referral link to your friends and offer to split the bonuses with them.

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>>51633865
>coke
Man, I wish I could still do cocaine. Doing thiccy rails feels so fuckin good.

>>51633883

>>51633882
No... she's becoming the jew.

smig sisters, tell me next week will be green

>>51633617

>>51633175
>the first 5 posts
Never change, smg. But give me all your money

>>51633893
I've been running schemes like these for the last two months dude. I get really high and run this shit

I got a $225 bonus from chase for opening an account and in about 6 months I'm going to close it.

I did the same thing with fidelity twice on two separate offers.

There is so much free money dude.

>>51633898
next week will be green

https://tradingeconomics.com/stocks
Smiggers......

>>51633829
That's my theory at least but put 50k on crypto mining companes, because in not a retard doing a 100x long on kucoin.

Miners are similar to a leveraged position as they go up or down around 2 to 3x BTC price.

>futures

>>51633829
Crypto has zero real value. It's all branding, hype and perception.
So it's hard to say what crypto will do tomorrow, but all things equal it tends to follow other shit that's priced in dollars, like stocks - especially profitless tech stocks since it's the same investor base, people who are more interested in perception than fundamentals.

With stock futures down 0.5% and looking to continue the selloff, a reasonable guess is that crypto will also continue to sell off.

I'm done. I'm never posting again if we're going to be smiggers. Fuck this shit. I hate niggers.

>>51633781
>>51633827
actually did happen but we lost. we get one more shot and after that it's game over.

>>51633883
I use webull only for the 4am trading access should I just switch everything to TDA?

Putin is out in 2 years. cap this

There was an actual limit down on GBP futures ?

>>51633934
Good. Bring back BagholderExtraordinaire. A more fitting name given the times we live in right now.

>>51633938
>Hitler
He was so alpha he scared the next 100 years of Europe in submission and passiveness. I miss him

>>51633940
If you are currently making money using webull I don't think it's critical you do so for your trading. If you are losing money I would switch to TDA because I found switching to a 'professional' brokerage made things better for me.

Webull the company may implode bceause it's run by retards, so in the long term I would prefer TDA over Webull but it's up to you

If anyone doesn't have a webull account you should read my previous post to game the system. I take all the sign up bonuses i get and transfer them to my fidelity account.

look, its really easy. wait to buy until its close to October 13th, then buy everything you've ever wanted.

>>51633407
>If it makes you feel better
>I bought a house
you needed to flex on me like that?

>>51633971
the michael myers day?

Reminder that the S&P 500 will fall below the 50 and 200 week moving average soon

>>51633479
GBP is collapsing to all-time lows, which is having ripple affects on all other FOREX markets, which in turn is having an effect on futures. Companies need to liquidate positions or hedge to cover these drops, so tomorrow will likely be very choppy and likely red. Maybe not circuit-breaker red, but 5% wouldn't be unreasonable.

>>51633934
We've always been smiggers you newfag

>>51633974
don't buy a house. You gotta find a better deal. I bought a foreclosure house from a drug dealer in New Mexico when I lived there. It looked like absolute shit. Sent in and paid some abulitas in to clean it and I painted it myself.

Listed it later but I could have lived in it. If most people are recommending you buy in X way there is Y way you shoud consider

>>51633984
yes, hold SQQQ or just stay CASH til then

Shalom fellow niggers, how is your new year going so far?

Holy shit that Finnish economist was right. I thought he was just a doomposter. Tiumen or something like that was his name.

I hold 8k in GBP in my bank account have I just lost a load of money?

>>51634023
Like 200ish bucks

>>51634023
depends on if you can spend it on something that appreciates in value in your domestic economy.

dont go across the pond though

>>51634023
Yeah. In dollar terms you're about $1k poorer than 2 weeks ago.
This is only immediately relevant if you're planning a vacation or buying a PS5, though.

Looks like we're green come Moonday Morning.

>>51633594
I am so god damn tired of Jews. Jesus fuck why do they have the same fucking personality and patterns?

>>51633175
>PRE CUM FUTURES
PRE CUM FUTURES
>PRE CUM FUTURES
PRE CUM FUTURES
>PRE CUM FUTURES
PRE CUM FUTURES
>PRE CUM FUTURES
PRE CUM FUTURES

i like dividends because they pay me to be a bagholder instead of doing it for free

>>51634074
Who's the Jew? The one who wants the identity and nuclear family or the one who hifenated her name and never got one?

>>51634074
>Fires will be kindled to testify that two and two make four
>Swords will be drawn to prove that leaves are green in summer
>That time has arrived. We are ready.
HOLY FUCKING BASED BONER MOMMY

Why no replies on this thread: >>51633690 ?

>he didn't load up on shorts for the golden bear run
why didn't you listen? it didn't have to be this way. you could have prevented this

>>51634127
Fuck your thread. This is smiggers thread. Spend time making a thread to link the thread you don't have replies to.

>>51634127
because thsi might be the first time in recent history where /biz/ isnt flooded with cryptoniggardry and has real substance discussed in threads outside of smg

You are buying, right anon?

>>51634141
Awe fuck it's time to bust out those black scholz look at your rho and Vega. The market is getting way more competitive and you gotta be better than anyone else to make it. Most amiggers won't make it.

>>51634169
Fuck no

>>51634169
Nope, out the market and saving, then dumping in when the dump has stopped.
So when the market is pretty much at when we were at COVID lows

>>51634173
You won't make it, you need to be buying and selling... if you're not buying and selling you're doing it wrong.

>>51634169
I am buying, anon. God has let me know that this is the right thing to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivCY3Ec4iaU

>>51634142
come again?

>>51634146
noted, thanks

>>51634181
Go ahead and try to catch that knife

>>51633594
>>51634074
And dropped

>>51633995
Which funds have most long exposure to GBP?

>>51634204
We need a night of long knives

>>51634210
We’ll keep an eye on them

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE!!!!!!
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>the futas
SELL EVERYTHING AT OPEN

God it really is over.

why are yields surging? i thought other central banks are dumping treasuries?

>>51633883
https://www.schwab.com/investing-starter-kit

>>51634252
Are US stock futures doing bad

Bros how do I get my gf to fuck the family dog?

>>51634276
>>51634252
its not real until its the present. im bullish until the real market tells me otherwise.

>>51634270
Dont you know how bond yields work yet retard

>>51634204
Look you wanna take a loan out on your house sit in cash and wait to buy? I don't think you've sold enough. I've cut myself with knives so many times, but I actually cook and have used so many knives on so many surfaces that like sometimes that knife is falling, but you catch it... you don't catch it with your feet... you use your instinct and back end... anyways. Yeah you have to focus on bills and keeping 0 debt and making sure you can afford your employees

>futures

>>51634276

>>51634104
Would hedging dividend paying companies with 1/3rd portfolio in SQQQ make a profit or would the dividends just pay for the fees?

I kneel bobo. I kneel.

>>51634270
Selling bonds, makes yields go up. More demand for bonds, makes yields go down.

>>51634304
That doesn't look good... Europe isn't even open, they're probably fucked.

>>51634284

>I'm bullish until

We are so far from the fucking bottom lmao. This weej will be pure pain.

>>51633175
So I buy any dips because its the day when Shemitah ends?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ5XuJy0dGs

Someone is extremely invested in keeping VIX below 30

>>51634320
Inflation was like 8 percent the yields are like 4... everyone is fucking pissed.

Socks and bonds aren't supposed to crash at the same time.

>>51634304
looks pretty normal

>>51634340
That would be ever mm furiously selling calls to retail retards and cathie woods before capitulation

>>51634299
>get trampled and die
>the rave continues

>>51634351
Quick tip: Most of those /r/personalfinance tidbits go out the fucking window during these kinds of decades.

>>51634329
Economic bottom =/= stock market bottom

>>51634338
Shemitah ending is bearish
Yom Kippur is when it clears up

>futures

its, uh, getting redder. you sure its gonna be green by morning?

>>51634361
How do I get my gf to fuck the family dog?

>>51634341
But bonds are long duration, so a 30 year at 3.7 is okay because inflation will be down by then

>>51634374

I genuinely don't understand who is even selling at this point after literally a year of the entire market selling in unison every time there's even some slightly negative speculation. Inb4 some retarded bear gloats - you fags are just lucky at this point

>>51634374

>>51634369
So next week ok
Thanks

>>51634384
Do you have brain damage
It hasn't even begun

>>51634382
>source: dude trust me

>>51634382
stupidest thing ive ever seen on smg. hope no one takes it seriously.

>>51634384
Anon, I really hope for the sake of your financial future that this is bait.

>>51634394
Man looks like oil's gonna be fucked later

>>51634397
>>51634402
BLOOBLOOBLOO THE WORST IS STILL TO COME

God you idiots are insufferable

Why are FTSE100 futures green

>>51634378
The 2 year is still at what? Where was it 2 years ago?

>>51634384
you dont understand bro 8% inflation is going to last 10 years and people will all be eating bugs in 2 years. spy 1000 eoy. screencap this *posts bear picture*

>>51634384
Kek imagine being this retarded. Seriously though how do I get my gf to fuck my family's dog?

>>51634378

>because inflation will be down by then

heh

Anyone buying this short squeeze?

>>51634429
trust the plan, i got hired for a reason

>>51634384
I'd rather be lucky than good.>>51634429
>>51634401
You don't understand when a market that only trades in a specific currency has their currency get fucked they offer shit at it.>>51634401
I'm so fucking tired..

>>51634445
Yeah see none of you actually have anything to say. It's like the exact reverse sentiment that was happening on the bull side before all the selling started "hahaha stupid bears the markets won't crash we still have so much farther up to go"

>>51634433
nah m8 they'll stonecold stunner the cunt back down to zero with 'uge interest rates and the mightiest of recessions. stocks, fucked. employment, fucked. earnings, fucked. Everything fucked.

>>51634445
Wait was his post above yours bait? It fucking smelled like bait.

>futures

>>51634471
source: trust me bro

>>51634466
I can say this. Fuck you. BOOOOOOO

>>51634485
WTFWT

>>51634424
Wew, alright lad. Don't say we didn't warn you.

>>51634445
shes your trash girlfriend retard

Remember when Ray Dalio said stocks were good during a "changing world economy"?

>>51634471
Aussies are super fucked unless they work their own shit. Kangaroo farms are probably super profitable if you can sell them.

>>51634487
>8% inflation
>A decade
sauce?

>>51634512
Ray Dalio has been warning of an apocalyptic market downturn for like four years now.

whats real value /smg/? is it digging trenches? is it delivering mail? is it mining iron?

>>51634510
She's only trash if she isn't willing to fuck a dog in front of me you retard.

>>51634534
sucking dick

>>51634522
yeah that's the point, it won't happen. people are acting like interest rates being a measly 4% is going to collapse the world. shitty companies relying on free money might collapse, but who cares. in <1 year the world will be back to normal and the stock market will rise faster than that

>>51634534
It's not what you know.. it's who you know, but real value is a partner that you can build on.

>>51634534
Selling videos of your girlfriend fucking dogs.

>>51634539
>shitty companies relying on free money might collapse
Anon, you don't understand: that's the entire economy.

Why the fuck is Britain green right now

>>51634556
The market is a better store of value than pounds.

>>51634556
Hyperinflation, sweaty.

>>51634556
wow it was a nothingburger. bobos need to neck themselves. SPY will open 2% up.

>>51634539
yeh true. 4% aint shit. i memba 17% back in the early 90s and yet here we are.

>>51634539
https://files.catbox.moe/c03trf.webm

>>51634555
That is unironically why nothing will explode

>>51634556
Weak currency is good for equities, strong currency is bad.... it's literally forex 101

>>51634556
Fed will engage QE infinity before anything is allowed to collapse.

>>51634589
Good for equities in nominal terms, catastrophic in real terms.

>>51634555
ok then everything collapses and everyone's money is worthless including the bears, so why bother investing? Dumbass

>>51634589
economy is in the shitter, though, why would you flee into UK stocks. if anything it's bullish for US markets. why would that money go into UK stocks?

>>51634614
Because the UK has a king now.

>>51634614
If it was a 5% move anything less than a 1% is like you wasted your opportunity.

>>51634612
Short on the way down, and then pivot to PMs when the US defaults on its debt.

shorting should be illegal

testo

>>51634643
t.Tucker Carlson

>>51634668
tucker is too busy shilling for putin at the moment to care about finance

>>51634694
>>51634694
>>51634694
>>51634694
https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/51634694https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/5163469451634694
>>51634694
Due to wheat inflation baking will only be done past 330

>>51633350
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