/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51628950
First for General Ludendorff.

Oh no. I shouldn't be buying this stock.
>I will be the best dressed man in prison.
Oh no.

>futures green
It's over bobo

Mumu has yet to learm zhers lesson, guess he likes his anus prolapsed.

Gonna call it, green until open then they dump. Happens too often.

I think we fought the wrong enemy, and for that reason I’m not buying anything until we go under 3300

>muh futures
It's gonna be a red dump,tomorrow.

Behold. I am smarty pants. Harbinger of melt ups

Almost time for the Denver Buckbreakers to play the San Francisco gender benders.

Don't worry guys

What are you all listening too while watching the markets crash and burn?

https://youtu.be/sSHvd3Ss76c

>>51629026
look again

Should I buy the dip in NRGU tomorrow, or wait for it to fall further?

Alright let‘s see some portfolios tonight. Post em‘ boyos
>inb4 4 fig portfolio
No shame in the game since I‘m a europoor in my twenties. Let’s see those 4 fig 5 fig portfolios as well tonight. I wanna see some fat 6 figure ports, etc

>>51629052
>black ID
>Cramer saying there is no swan event
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tomorrow is going to get better. while normies lose their wealth I gain more wealth.. this is the funniest way to make it. hekek

>>51629035
if theres a dump its going to happen pre-market, then a bait and switch 0.5% to lure retail into buying more puts only for a 1% reversal at lunch

the entire purpose of this market it to steal liquidity

>>51628950

>>51629062
https://youtu.be/tSZZFayo64I

https://youtu.be/mBNKUda-s6M

>>51629076

>>51628950
There's only one thing that can save my portfolio at this point.

I am holding VIX calls. If they don't pop soon, I'm finished.

>>51628950
They know. Shut it down

>Market goes down
>TZA goes up

>>51629052
THE JEW WHISPERER HAS SPOKEN, RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51629051
Indianapolis cucked Mahomes is all that mattered today

>>51629052
I'm feeling better now. Thank you.

>>51629052
Ehh, I guess I didn't need that money anyway.

>>51629052
Of course, its going to significantly worse than that and 2008 combined. Putin already threatened nukes KEK

>>51629119
Mahomes is nothing without that literal turbo nigger

>>51629071
holding tqqq and sqqq, and tmf and tmv at the same time, you're really just donating money to ProShares and Direxion

and don't even tell me some shit about
>actually sqqq and tmv are saving my portfolio

you should have just been stricter about rebalancing as the bull etfs fell.

So what‘s the play for the next weeks. NDX is going to touch the June lows again and bounce. Than there’s going to be a good rally to buy new short positions and go into earnings season? Any TA fags that hove some insight?

I'm obsessive when just one thought of you lose it all
And I'm aggressive, just one crash ain't close enough
You are stressing, incessantly pressing the issue
'Cause every moment gone you lost your chance to sell
Just hold boy, 'cause youre a tiny investor
You make me shaken up, never mistaken
But I can't control myself, got you call for help
S-O-S, please, someone help cause you drowning
It's not healthy for me to feel this
Y-O-U losing it makes me hard
I can't take it, see it feels so right
S-O-S, please, let the it keep crashing
It's not healthy for me to feel this
Y-O-U are making me hard
You got me tossing and turning, can't sleep at night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXmF4GbA86E

In my lane and absolutely crushing it. Buying intel, JEPI, and holding my ET. Stacking in my Roth. God has blessed me personally with the state of this market. We can start going up again when I’m ready

I took shrooms and my roommate ruined the trip.

Bounce to 375 tomorrow, probably won't make 390, or even 385. Loading up on puts at those levels.
I think there's going to be a bounce just to fuck short term out buyers a bit and from bear profit taking. It's just a technical bounce, no actual catalyst.

>>51629106
> Options
Every time someone gets their portfolio nuked it's because of options. And people still do it. It's like people don't understand that once you are down 90% because of single bad trade, you need to do 9x to recover, which is insane thing to expect.

>>51629106
Wow $4k loss. How will you ever recover.

Anyway market is near bottom time to start buying. Hilarious seeing the doom and gloom tards always get it wrong. Some tards here actually think that the west is going to have a lot of defaults when not even a lot of african countries will.

>>51629162
For shrooms, I HIGHLY recommend this

https://youtu.be/tNEc_McAb4A

>>51629162
your fault you don't want to move out on your own

>>51629173
Same. I bought a put 3 minutes before close for monday morning and already got jewed in 3 minutes.

>>51628839
>The futures US500 includes interest and dividends, that's the divergence.
You mean the reverse, right?
US500 holders dont get dividends and only bet on the SPX price at $DATE, so for example the US500 contract for January equals (the price of SPX today minus expected dividend outflow by January)? Am I getting it right?

>>51629071
Not doing shit until I figure out what the fuck is going on and all the spooky jew holidays are over. Any significant rally and I'll buy 2023 puts. Any significant dump and I'll buy some UVXY puts. Other than that just gonna sit on JEPI and pick up a few hundred bucks in divvies in OCT while all the schizo shit plays out

>>51629106
Lol. Lmao.

>>51629195
kek, I was up all day friday and that scam pump in the last 10 minutes ended with me down after triggering a stoploss
this market is criminally crooked

>>51629178
it's worse. It's probably time I give up. If the jews don't crash the market and pop my VIX calls it's over for me.

Go on without me. I was foolish to believe I could wield the power of options and make it.

>>51629195
Yeah the most important thing to remember is that even in an absolute shut tier bear market the line doesn't go straight down. Even if we end Monday red I'm still thinking we go for a bounce just to fuck people both ways. Always remember that options hedging drives a lot of the hour to hour movement, especially on expiry days like Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

bullish

>>51629227
>closing short positions on a friday
>scam pump
STOP POSTING

Where did mumu go, i just wanted to play

>mfw when slurping this massive dip

>>51629181
This is a bit homo.
>>51629192
Money matters. Don't be stupid.

It's worth having psilocybin go to waste

Because you live with a moron

>>51629178
Somebody was talking earlier about how the only countries that might really struggle will be in Asia. Sri Lanka is already fucked for the next decade, the Bank of Japan is posturing to defend the Yen, and you’ll see some tough decisions in SEA. Out of Thailand, Indonesia, Malaysia, Cambodia or Vietnam, somebody is going to fuck something up.

>>51629230
you paid $8000 to learn to never play with options again, some people lose their entire networth when they're 30+ on it, just stop.

>>51629227
and almost 4point reversal on spy for no logical reason in the final hour
inb4 hurr those were people closing their positions

>>51629071

Where are the avct chads at?

>NET
*sips*
Ahhh, yep. Cloudflare. Now THAT'S a stock. They got a protection racket on the whole internet, boy I tell you HWAT. The market keeps dipping, and keep selling cash secured puts. Now that's what I call INCOME baby. Yee haw!

>>51629251
reddit

>>51629052
He literally can be wrong about this shit and no one will correct him for it. I mean really correct him, like, fired. He better stop being wrong about shit or at least stop pumping and dumping shit.

Remember how recently he was saying "Buy and long hold NVDA" at $250?

>>51629249
>inb4 hurr those were people closing their positions
oh he already posted kek
>>51629235
ok explain the market movement on FOMC release day then smartass

>>51629246
The strong dollar will offset some of the economic hurt

>>51629231
Yeah I know what you mean. I guess I bought the put because scam pump at close to act like we're not re-testing june lows.
>>51629227
OIL IS FUCKING ME

>>51629175
Yeah, that happened to me. I lost a good chunk pretty quickly on options... but stopped before I went all the way to zero. Now, I mostly just DCA into some major indices and occasionally buy a few TQQQ calls when I feel like we hit the bottom of a dip (not yet on this one...). Worked out really well a few months back on that little rally. I also buy lottery tickets when /smg/ memes about a stock, but that's it. I'm done trying to get the timing right with big puts and call on different indices and stocks.

>>51629249
there are literally people IN THIS THREAD, who said they got their shorts stop lossed because of EOD rising

>>51629249
Trading is a competitive game that you're playing against people with much more data and money. Of course you don't see logic in any of this, because you're being played by professionals. It's like getting into NBA as an amateur and expecting to understand anything that opponents are doing during a match.

>>51629249
literally bounced off 3650 resistance exactly and you say

>no reason

learn technicals retard

stats say we rally to 3800 before cracking 3650

>>51629227
more selling than buying. Fake news

>>51629106
nice risk management bro...
Maybe have an actual trade idea before plunging?

Goddamn retards.

>>51629268
If the bear Stearns incident didn't end him nothing will

>>51629300
Everyone learns it at some point in their investing life eventually I think. And it's kinda funny too, because at the beginning trading usually goes well, but then you get more confident, take more risk and before you know it, all of your money is gone.
Did that too in past. Nowadays I stick just to boring investing.

>>51629318
This is what I see happening but no way in hell I am risking calls right now. We hit 3800 by next week sometime I'll dump like 200 shares of my JEPI and buy some long dated puts and wait for the next dumping to pick up shares at new 52 week lows. If gold keeps dumping I'll buy some 2023 IAU calls soon.. it's almost at March 2020 covid lows lol...

Good morning sirs
where were you when you realized the Indian market:
>outperformed the S&P from the bottom of the Great Financial Crisis to now
>outperformed the Nadsaq from the bottom of the coronavirus dip to the peak
>Is currently barely below all time high
>has outperformed every single world index year to date
SUPERPOWER 2030 benchod SIRS please buy SIRS,,,

>>51629340
yeah exactly, same as FOMC day, these fucking faggots in this thread are pissing me off, lets see their 100 million dollar portfolios since they obviously ALWAYS close short positions on friday therefore you can ALWAYS make money on friday by having calls/longs into close
fuck now im mad

Bros... is there any way we can make money off this? Like... buy stock in hair tie manufacturers?

>That vertical candle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFNr9FnpZBk

>>51629173
>>51629195
>>51629227
>>51629231
>>51629277

Fuck /biz/ is so retarded

Every faggot and his mother went short on Friday, and you think there wouldn't be a million buyers at 3650 thinking the odds of cracking it are too low - better cash out and wait for confirmation?

That's what dead cat bounces are, you see it even in garbage stock like Nikola. You all deserve to lose money

>>51629358
You don't juggle knives, nor catch them. Don't long in a bear market even if you know it's going up. Just wait for a clean rejection and go short again, cash out when it starts going the wrong direction.

NOTHING WRONG WITH SHORTING, COVERING, THEN OPENING A NEW POSITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT DIAMOND HAND THATS HOW YOU GET RUGGED

>>51629206
Did the video help

>>51629362
>same as FOMC day
but in reverse

>>51629052
Why must he keep doing this. That's it, I am completely out. I did not heed the Bog's death and paid the price for it. I will not ignore the words of another of the apocalypse's horsemen.

>>51629373
> Just perfectly time every options trade
Woah we got a hotshot here

>futures

>>51629071
Pain. And suffering. Not pictured is another ~80K in cash.

>>51629370
>its creeping them out
If it bothers them so much I just won't tip them.

I hope tomorrow is going to be blood red because that means I can get some cheapies and slurp all those divi stocks for the upcoming crabbing.
Also, happy new year my online jewish friends!

>>51629373
It's fucking JEPI dude.. at most it goes down maybe another 10-15% and it pays 11% divvies.. I'll just bogglehead it every 5% drop if I get stuck holding bags

>>51629106
You paid $4k in tuition to RetardU, hopefully you learned your lesson

>>51629400
>perfectly time
>I specifically said don't juggle or catch knives

NOPE. Going long in a bear market is perfectly timing it, not only going short. I am using the fact we are going down, as a tailwind for a higher win rate. Stay mad?

Same as how every retard makes money in a bull market, chances of a bear losing by only going short in a bear market is slim

Sold my whole retirement portfolio at SP4100 and feel kinda smart. Who's mad?

>futures

Do leveraged ETFs pay more for leverage when margin rates go up?

Are they going to return less as a result?

>>51629378
yeah, i also actually trade spy options so the tip to use future prices to see the cost of carry was helpful too

>>51629361
And do I have to buy ADRs that are even more convoluted than the Chinese ones if I want exposure?

No, I'm not falling for another of your fake and gay overnight pumps, oil.

>futures

UH OH ZOOMIES GET READY TO GET DRAFTED TO FIGHT FOR UKRAINE!

>>51629361
More like Superpooer amirite

Playing with a dog on psychedelics is really interesting. they are very enthusiastic creatures. happy and kind animals.

Final warning to start buying over the next month (broad market US only ofc)
>>51629495
Smart man. Oil is pumped. I sold late 2021 after entering april 2020. 500% gains lmao, Too bad I pussied out and only put 15% of portfolio in instead of all inning. Oh well.

>>51629522
China better hurry up and invade Taiwan already, I need the WW3 economy stonks

These animals are funny. They rotate from showing love and being very emotionally alert to being hungry beasts.

>>51629534
>Final warning to start buying over the next month
buying puts? dont mind if I do

>>51629486
Negative. You open a futures account with a broker of your choice and request access to the Singapore exchange where the Nifty 50 trades then you buy contracts directly

>>51629441
Sorry I misinterpreted your post then. Congrats on good trade. Personally I rebalanced my portfolio instead of selling and I'm down 10% down overall so it's not that bad.
Personally I prefer staying in the market, because once something happens, i.e. fed pivots, stocks can go up very fast. I guess we simply invest differently. Good luck mate.

>>51629553
go look at a tree swaying in the breeze, see if you can see the air is liquid and trees move like coral does underwater

>>51629531
You put your dog on psychedelics?

>>51629553
>Rocker enters your trip

>>51629106
thanks for the alpha. time to go long

>futes back into green
that all you got bobo? that was a cute little dip

>>51629530
I think you mean Pooperpower.

>>51629235
I did deleverage my spxs position on Friday though. I think we're going down 10 to 20 percent from here but we might crab for a while first before we go through the last bottom level. I really hope we don't double bottom. I'm having too much fun making money while most people lose theirs

>>51629571
The air isn't liquid. But it is thick. You can feel the water in the air. The trees sway as I expect they do.
>>51629575
No. She knows I am on psychedelics.

What goes through this type of creature's mind.

AVCT!!!!!
LETS GOO

>>51629577
that can't be good

>>51629052
Thank you jim for sealing our fate

Why doesn't Yahoo finance allow us to download s&P data anymore? Where could I download it?

>green futures
FOOKIN FOK YA M8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>51629582
The market can go down while VIX doesn't really go up. There are lots of put sellers in this market who also are shorting stock (SPY futures, other index futes, individual stocks, etc).

>>51629598
>>51629657
>vix green
Mumu,i..

>HELL YEAH!! HECKIN GREEN DAY INCOMING! TAKE THAT BOBO HAHA

>>51628789
>>51628765
>>51628727
>>51628663
thanks frens, I really don't know what direction to go in
is IT different from coding? I spend a lot of time on computer, could be good to get job training for computer.

>>51629563
Fed made it clear the pain isn't over, odds are we make a new low. I was slow to react but it was good I did not sell in June's bottom and waited for the rally to fade.

My key for timing the end of the rally is "lower low, lower high" once that happened the trend was broken and odds were against bulls

Price action is legit because it's a self fulfilling prophecy. If you don't listen, you lose money, so you listen, strengthening the odds of that prediction.. The market is funny

I agree rebalancing is better than a binary trade (keep all or sell all) but my conviction was strong

>>51629675

but also how do people figure out what they want to do in hobbies and social life?

>>51629675
>Is IT different than coding?
Why can't it be both? I started on the phones for an ISP and I'm coding in python and fuckin with switches now. It sucks but i'd be doing some gay computer thing anyways so I'm glad to get paid for it.

Oil isn't even down because of the supply/demand situation. Someone call those fucking arabs already.

How do you trade midday? Is there a way to tell if it's going to be 4 hours of upward crab as opposed to 4 hours of downward crab?

>>51629522
>THINGS ARE GETTING MEAN OUT THERE AND IT'S HARD TO FACILITATE DISCUSSION said for the fifty thousandth time this year by litteral who #25385
>anon thinks this is worth posting
Thanks for nothing :^)

>>51629719
arabs might rain blood if they pull back supply right as spr stops pissing

>>51629675
>>51629704
I will speak the truth

Retail trading is a legitimate profession and achievable

Chances of failure are 99% because most normies who try have brain damage. If you are autistic, love staying in your bedroom, and feel too intelligent to socialize with plebs, it's 100% possible to beat the market both day and swing trading and make a good living.

The trick is, you must enjoy it, or you will never have an edge. There is a way to get edge... but not many people will give you their method

pro tip: until the labor market weakens and CPI peaks we still have further down to go. Trade accordingly

>>51629752
oil to 200, buy LPI and FANG while they're low

>>51629768
correct

>>51629735
I use a bunch of indicators over multiple time frames and they need to all be saying the same thing for me to enter a trade. Lot of times the 1 minute chart doesn't tell the tale of the day the way the 5 min or 15 min chart might. And then you get into the indicators of those various time lines, and then most importantly you have to know that those indicators don't really work well on certain (Jerome) days.

>>51629768
labour market isn't going to weaken fast enough. They want 4.2% unemployment by 2024 lol
thats still deathly tight and going to force wages up which causes inflation to continue hurdling upwards.

>>51629767
You're as dumb as those niggers that spend their whole lives trying to make it in the NFL instead of learning how to read

>>51629126

exodia the forbidden one

>>51629719
Its the dollar. Its all the dollar.

>>51629791
Made 10x my yearly wage in 1 year just riding the bull market and cashed out

stay made wagie? let me guess, you were too stupid to buy soxl in covid? yes buy index funds my little boomer

British ounce keeps dropping fast my basterds

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>>51629745
Ooh scared zoomie!

>futures

>>51629767
>There is a way to get edge... but not many people will give you their method
There's no need to be cryptic. The answer is you have to paper trade relentlessly until you get consistently profitable, beyond what normies would be comfortable investing time and energy in.
If you really study and practice obsessively, control yourself and don't overleverage, and finally after extensive paper trading manage to survive more than a few years live, then your chances of making it increase by a lot.

>>51629522
>*removes guardrails for averting military escalation*
>hmmm guardrails for averting military escalation are facing challenges
Haha

>>51629861
Nope. The trick is to avoid big money and frontrun plebs

Going long on small caps that have changed trend. Typically, spike up, bull flag on higher support and once it rallies past the last high, it's confirmed.

AMRS was a great example, $2.70 to $4.80 in no time. APRN went from $4 to $8+

Large funds normally don't bother with these, but you can get great returns with appropriate entry/exist and risk management.

That's one way to get a real edge, but there's more. Not to be cryptic you guys are just kinda fucking lame and I see no point in sharing anything substantial

>>51629861
>>51629899
study what though? practice what?
read trading books and try their methods? I don't even know where to start

>>51629769
>LPI
This one's a zero. Sorry. They hedged away all their potential gains and are still sitting on massive debt today - a treadmill going nowhere.

my risk management sucks so I just put money in ETFs lol

>>51629899
>here's my ebin method to flip shitcoins it works trust me bros
VERY cool

>>51629858
That jpg. might have given me herpes

>>51629899
I see I thought you were doing price action on very liquid tickers like /ES or EURUSD which is what some traders do for a living.
I don't think I'd have the balls to buy the top of pennystocks and hope it keeps pumping.

>>51629231
I'm in agreement with this. We'll see plenty of bear fully on bear rallies before this is over in 9 months at the earliest but I don't think that's what we're looking at tomorrow, but I think we're gonna see a bump up for a day.

>>51629820
I know.
>>51629752
They've said they could cut by 1 million bpd, but that was when oil was in the high $80 range.
They might cut a couple million bpd.

Wait a second is this an ATL for British ounce

>>51629231
>options hedging drives a lot of the hour to hour movement
This is especially true because most of the real moves happen after hours or pre market. Which of you retail goys are trading during those hours?

Good Boy Points 2.5c from ATL

>>51629899
sounds like bullshit

>>51629373
>>51629700
>>51629767
>>51629441
>>51629373
Can you just shut the fuck up redditspacer?

GBP is getting extra fucked, goddamn

>>51629923
There's only one way to learn what you need to make money trading. You need to study charts. Thousands of them, all day long every day. Just look at charts and hunt for patterns. When you've done this long enough you'll start noticing things. Then if you're lucky you'll start making money with the things you notice. Worked for me

>>51629402
yeah but futures have been decoupled from actual index movements for at least a week.

>>51629923
>>51629942
>>51629932
>>51629989

You have to be active and enjoy it, actually take time to become good and you'll find many gems.

BBBY was so fucking obvious and if you didn't exit after triple topping at 28 you deserve to lose it all.

BBBY did the exact same thing, I watched it from the start and deliberately entered late. It spiked to $13, bull flagged at $9 support and once it reached $14, my checkboxes were ticked and I bought in.

That's what I mean by front running, exploiting pleb hype is powerful, and you know it will happen before the algos do

It's not even inside information, just information only active lurkers will find

The internet has everything you need to learn.

bros I'm scared

>>51629052
Well, it's been real, fellow smiggers

>futures keep bleeding out
>getting worried about my weekly spy calls

Guys...banks could black out on September 26th

https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/london-banks-prepare-possible-blackouts

Black swan event?

So what's biz's screener of choice? Finviz seems like the only one that isnt fully retarded and allows you to customize the columns but it has very VERY limited info for foreign stonks.

It's over for bongs

>>51630010
So did you sell when the Jews told you they were gonna whack the CFO Euan?

>>51629247
>you paid $8000 to learn to never play with options again, some people lose their entire networth when they're 30+ on it, just stop

No. Going to load up on leaps pretty soon.

>>51630010
Or what about that self made Jewish teenage hedge mund manager that made a fortune "organically" because it was so obvious right?

>all this futures sperging
We're inside value area from Friday. Wait for a breakout.

>>51630010
>le technical astrology
kill yourself

>>51630051
Just goes to show, you can't fix stupid.

>>51629923
The charts and paper trading the charts for liquid tickers like /ES, /NQ, or EURUSD. I do 50 tick charts personally because they have tons of examples to practice. If you don't have access to tick charts a 1 minute chart is pretty close for those tickers. The only indicator I use is a 50 moving average but 8, 21, 100, 200 are other numbers. I use thinkorswim to papertrade.
No education can really redpill you like constantly trading the price action itself. You have to expose yourself to thousands of different situations. It would be like reading a book about war versus being a soldier doing it live. There's a certain nitty gritty to it that can't be taught.

>>51629346
>nice risk management bro...
>Maybe have an actual trade idea before plunging?
>Goddamn retards

You have no idea what my trade even was on. Fucking retards always running their mouth as if they've never had bad trades. You are probably in a red trade right now.

>their queen died
>now their currency follows

>>51630040
I use finviz for US and yahoo for foreign stocks (it's very clunky compared to finviz though)

how bad is it going to be tomorrow?

>>51630074
It's buy/sell order flow, not astrology.

When I sell, I want to make it a couple cents cheaper than the next guy, so I make it .92.

Next guy does the same and it's .91, so on.

Next thing you know, there are a line of sellers from .99 all the way to .82, pretty much NONE would gimp their fill chances by placing a sell at .01 or .02

People know this, and react accordingly. The odds of filling every single sell order is low, so they sell too, creating a chain reaction.

And TA was born

>>51630102

If you aren't already short you're ngmi.

>>51630119
This chart wasn't correct the past 3 trade days at least bro

1.0052 is ATL on GBP. Just 2 more cents

>>51630102
its the last day of the shemitah

>>51630102
VIX will be above 30 all day if we gap down so much as 0.1%

>>51630119
Futes are yellow though. That graph is a bit too open to interpretation, crab needs to be defined

Wow the Euro is in actual freefall

>DXY

>>51629858
Who do they expect to marry then after this?

>>51630147
Always has been

>>51630167
Green DXY is just red literally everything...

>>51630128
What comes after Shemitah? Global collapse?

lol. lmao even

>>51630177
>ya don't say

>>51630179
Its unironically over for the UK

>>51630075
I had a vision while in deep meditation during my shower.

I was thinking of Bobby Fischer's last words and somehow intercepted a message from the Jewish God's. I know whats happening in the markets tomorrow.

AVCT
AVCT
AVCT

>>51630102
It's going to be green for Rosh Hoshana then the big dump

>>51630179
>The USD will be worth more than the GBP

>>51630179
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH THE BRITISH POUND?!

>>51630129
>VIX will be above 30 all day if we gap down so much as 0.1%

You Are Wrong.

GBP 1.06

WTF
WTF
WTF

IM LOSING MONEY MY CURRENCY IS TOILET PAPER

>>51630179
What are elites going to achieve after this era of rape hikes ends?

>>51630124

It's literally been correct every single day since I saved it three weeks ago. Cope harder.

>t. Realized $3000 in gains on Friday from SPXS alone

>>51630203
>That chart
Holy fuck were they a SPAC that ticker changed on the exact day of the COVID crash? Kek.

>>51630211
they keep electing political leaders that dont have any economic sense
oopsie poopsie

>>51630211
all i can find

>>51630211
See this video https://twitter.com/EffMktHype/status/1573803657799294977

>>51629821
>I made 10x
>no screenshot of his 10x
Ok

>>51630179
Gold probably heads for 15 or 1300

>>51630179
whats that pattern called

we're 100% going to bounce tomorrow right guys...? there's no way the market can keep going down when all the technical indicators are saying we're oversold right?

ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL

THIS HERE'S REVENGE FOR NOT SUPPORTING US IN '62, REDCOATS

>>51630211
>>51630179
The 3 fingers whispered to me

Oopsie poopsie

>>51630211
Nothing unexpected. Well, except Krugman officially jinxing it https://nitter.ca/paulkrugman/status/1573656086716071937#m

>>51630218
Then what happens tomorrow

Fuck fuck fuck

Its fucking over.

>>51630101
Yeah yahoo is retarded. It doesnt allow me to choose primary listings and it all becomes a mess with american stocks listed in foreign exchanges and viceversa.

>-4.5%
This is not a meme anymore British ounce is in an uncontrollable collapse

>>51630220
>Atlanta

>>51629664
dont tell me wht the market does mother fucker. im your daddy

Go Dollar! Go! Go! Go Dollar!
https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE

>>51630232
>Soros dick starts tingling

nikkei crashing, it's gonna be a black monday in europe isn't it

>>51630224
they should have thought it was important when orange man was president and he was looking for any and all deals and political wins/allies. They could have easily one upped the Euros with a psuedo NAFTA style agreement when they were trying to leave the EU. I am still mad about this.

i-it's fast

>>51630296
I am holding vix. you all laughed at me.

The jews showed me a vision.

Prepare for tomorrow. We feast

>GBPUSD AND EURUSD crashing
CANCEL ALL ORDERS

>>51630102
Cancel all orders

is this the so called accelerationism?

>>51630277
i dont think its been this low in my entire life
fug

>>51630311
Lol, lmao

>>51630218
Why would you lie about something everyone can easily go back and check?

>>51630323
It's the ALL TIME LOW

>>51630248

>>51630269

I think you know.

>>51630102
Sell fucking everything.

Cancel all orders.

I wish CAD/USD would plummet too. This country's a scam

>>51630277
Checkkk it out

>>51630232
i may be losing literally everyhing but at least I can laugh at the world in the process

>futures

>last day of shemitah
>all this bullshit starts happening
I didnt' want to fucking believe it but god damn you guys were right. I kneel anti-Semites

>>51630334

>i can go back and check futures from 2 weeks ago

Sorry I didn't realize you were retarded.

damnit i tried to open spy puts near close and instantly stop lossed out due to a scam dildo in the last 5 minutes
if we open -1.5% again im going to be upset

>the entire world collapses and only USA is left standing
>we will go to other countries with a handful of dollars and buy their land and their daughters
We reallly are God's chosen people.

>>51630311
wtf happened

>futures.

>>51630357

>>51630102

BUDDY

the fed is really going to drive the entire world economy straight into a wall based on their lagging data. they spent years feeding every risk asset bubble on the planet with zero interest rates and QE, and now they will just dogmatically raise with zero regard for the consequences. it's just stunning how all the zerohedge style takes on the fed were right all along.

>>51630357
It doesn’t get better after though, we’re entering the greatest depression followed by the great reset

300p for December sound good? Would obviously buy on a green day.

So the guy saying cash is king was right all along?

seriously thought wtf happened I cant find anything in any news feeds

>>51630406
Shmitah, goy
>Yom Kippur is soon
>this is literally the shake out before new highs for midterms

>>51630277
>>51630311
>>51630323
can somebody please explain the fucking significance of this GBPUSD / EURUSD thing?

so basically the USD is strengthening against other currencies.
>from US perspective: That makes foreign goods cheaper in the US and US goods more expensive and harder to sell overseas.
>from EU/GB perspective: It makes US goods more expensive but their own goods cheaper in the US.

is that accurate?
is there more to this shit than what I’ve said?

>FUTURES..

>>51630393

>its muh Fed's fault

Classic 60 IQ take

>>51630406
Far right party won in Italy. Same with sweden

>>51630364
I got spy puts at 3:57, and by 4:00 they already lost 15%. It was gay as fuck
based on current futures.. and italy and the EU taking a shit with uncertainity I think my 366 put is itm. But we still pumping to 370 just to fuck me

>>51630418
>New highs

>>51630423
Yes, but keep in mind that "US goods" includes most global commodities, especially energy.

Blood. In the fucking streets. Nothing less will make Mommy happy.
https://youtu.be/PTZgxW_3LIQ

>>51630423
>is there more to this shit than what I’ve said?
its the end of the world (and i feel fine) look at USD strength in 2008-2009 for a small preview althought this is worse
way worse

>>51630393
>it's just stunning how all the zerohedge style takes on the fed were right all along.
And you faggots wonder why the schizo polchuds call you retarded normie faggots. This is the same thing with the vaccine.
>You just guessed right, couldn't possibly have known big pharma wants you sick and shelling out shekels

Far right nationalism on the rise all over ze world

>>51629670
Where did you buy these shoes ?

>>51630440
Pretty meh song,fag

>>51630177
green DXY means my physical greenbacks are green.

>>51630423
Yea that's pretty much it. A weak currency is good if you're an exporter but it's very bad when you're an importer. Thing is Europe and especially britain are big importers

>>51630450
Good.

>>51630450
oy vey!

lmao.
l m a o.

Dow futures

Reminder that *all* AC/DC songs are financial advice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y37LZarWRKk#t=1m30s

>>51630450
In case somehow people don't know, we're repeating the 1920s and 1930s.
Just a few more years of hell bros.

>>51630423
USD is perceived as safety during times of bad happenings. Due to military might backing it. It is all perception though.

>>51630443
t. retard
people want to avoid inflation and are buying the USD the safest currency in the world, inflation was not a concern in 2008 at all compared to now

>>51630457
thread theme
https://youtu.be/D_2E1xcHzlo?t=300

>all these retards finally realizing that doomers are right

Lol. Lolmao even. I tried to warn you.

>>51630457
Ill let you know when i care about the opinion of a faggot.
https://youtu.be/w-sQRS-Lc9k

>>51630467
>selling
So,who's selling?

Why has no one mentioned futures?

STOP THE COUNT

>That volume and pump on GBP.
That's what government intervention looks like

>>51630486
shemiatiah is real and its fucking awesome

>>51630463
>Yea that's pretty much it. A weak currency is good if you're an exporter but it's very bad when you're an importer. Thing is Europe and especially britain are big importers
its a flight to safety
somethings breaking
>>51630467
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>51630486
>DW-ACK!

>>51630357
When in doubt, just remember that Adolf Hitler was right and that you've grown up in a Zionist controlled world economy that brainwashes you from birth to doubt the constant manipulative evil of the Synagogue of Satan.

>>51630486
On a long enough scale doomers are always right. To make money as a doomer you need to get the timing right

>>51630495
We will.

>>51630499
us yields go up
yay!

>>51630499
too bad the government didn't intervene to stop leaving the eu :/

>Last close red
>Red Futures
You know what comes next

>>51630481
>people want to avoid inflation and are buying the USD the safest currency in the world, inflation was not a concern in 2008 at all compared to now
why is it suddenly accelerating right this moment then you goddamn fucking stupid cunt fuck all thread with your shitty braindead posts damnit

Kek BOE had to save the pound.

New

>>51630539
>>51630539

Alright Shemitahposters, I kneel. What must I do now? Buy up the dip? Wait? Oh Shemitahposters, please enlighten my pleb ass.

>>51630544
y u do dis

>>51630495
>>51630528
See >>51630471

>>51630536
Cause people are still buying it, lol?

>>51630544
How long have you been waiting to start a thread with that picture?

>>51630357
You should have listened

>>51630535
last week we had a day where it was a red day followed by green futures and it was still a red day following that.

>>51630567
>lol?
you beclown yourself

>>51630439
>keep in mind that "US goods" includes most global commodities, especially energy.
>energy
Okay, so the happening is that EU is getting fucked in the ass, particularly because of inflation of energy prices?

>>51630443
looks like USD was weak in 2008-2009
looks like it’s EUR / GBP that’s currently weak.
So, euros getting fucked, it seems

>>51630463
>big importers
and energy is a big piece of that

>>51630479
>>51630508
okay, so this sounds like a slightly different take though.
What’s breaking?

>>51630433
That's a good thing.

USD

her we go again.

>>51630667
Then why is the euro dumping so hard?
Are you american? I always notice you enjoy it when european countries fail

>>51630693
Wtf... I bought a milkshake yesterday and it cost SIX FUCKING DOLLARS, and it wasn't even as big as that! I didn't get a cherry!

>>51630446
nobody's talking about polchuds, retard. mouthbreathers on pol could not "guess" their way out of paperbag.

>>51630357
You should have listened. You will Repent goy. You will put the ham down, remember the 6 trillion, support a 100 billion aid package to Israel, and cut your babies foreskin off. Or we crash this market with no survivors.

Jepi vs divo? which is the right etf for me?
>virgin
>poor
>skinny fat
>white
>balding
>neckbeard

>>51628950
OK MR. ANONYMOUS!

>>51630220
Short squeeze happening. Get in before too late

>>51630433
>Sweden
>far right
What, are they gonna mandate condoms for all the rapists?

HSI is green

>>51630799
KYS if you don t know. and don t buy div now until you plan to travel in past first. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0BEdfDgGzk

>>51628950
CMON MARKET DO YOUR THING

>>51630471
it's going dow!

>>51630179
Bongos are rugging

>>51628950