/biz/ - Business & Finance

>inb4 4 line chart faggot

nothing ever happens

>>51627095

>>51627100
what do you qualify as something happening?

>>51627134
Why are you comparing Meta's 5yr to the others 1yr charts?

>just closed beneath a major support level
>volume still low and trending up
>VIX still low and trending up
>september not even over
"The fear is in, time to buy."

we are healing ath soon

WAKE ME UP
WHEN SHEMITAH ENDS

>>51627120
maybe a pandemic that will crash the markets idk

>>51627119
If your gonna keep posting this every thread at least do some work & get the up to date version

this fake and gay bounce is going to last just long enough to utterly fuck my weeklies, there shall be no blood tomorrow

housing cope still going strong

STOP FUCKING BAKING

>>51627207
lol, I hope realtors flippers and banks get rekt

FUTURES!!!

I should be banned for this. I probably wont want to be here Monday anyways.

>You get $5 million worth of Apple stock if you manage to hold on for 5 full rounds

Would you do it?

>>51627201
so its looks like march/ june is buy time, right?

>>51627277
after q1 earnings season is over most likely

>>51627261
Just give me cash because I would be selling all 5 million shares at open

You can temporarily have my gains but don’t mess with my dividends. Anon needs his lego fix.

>>51627261
Alright he definitely lost a few brain cells there.

>>51627277
was

>>51627298
What is has the highest yield and the safest

>>51627100
The world is balls deep in a habening right now. It could be nuclear winter and you jokers would still be saying nothing ever happens.

>>51627134
meta will never recover thats the chart of a dead company.

Calling it now: Fed will raise target inflation, shifting the goal posts.

>>51627134
google is the only company that creates real value, the other 2 are extremely overpriced message boards

Lag

2snp0x

short oil

>>51627319
Are you serious? You can't be talking about the fucking "war" in Ukraine or the "global recession" can you? Jesus fucking christ you know you have to be 18 to post here right? I think a new rule should be that you have to remember the 2008 crash or the 2014 Ukraine bullshit to post here. Absolute retards in here doomposting all the fucking time

>>51627319
There were people here saying "nothing ever happens" about the Corona-chan crash, despite one of the biggest buying opportunities in history.

It doesn't matter if a happening is real or important, what matters is if others think it is. There have been an insane number of happenings since 2020. Only retards can't see it and even bigger retards think the word "happening" refers to an end of the world event.

Feels good to sell all my puts on Friday for 5k gain. Yes maybe we dump tomorrow or maybe not. At least I don't stress it until I buy back in.

I want to become a bear but I don't have margins available for Schwab because I had no clue what I was doing. How do I unlock it?

>>51627373
>>51627391
See this post as an example. True retard that think big world events aren't happenings because the world isn't ending.
What a fucken dumbass, kek.

Bros futures are soon and I'm scared... it's the last day of the semitah....

>>51627340
Also oil and other commodities will miraculously continue to tank while all of these mysterious 2+ year old "supply chain issues" resolve themselves just in time for the Fed to pivot

>>51627410
you don't need margin to be a bear, you just need lvl 2 options approval, or to buy an inverse ETF

>>51627417
Shemitah or Jubilee is the forgiveness of debts and healing the land. The end sounds bullish to me.

>>51627410
Look up "activate margin schwab" on your favorite search engine and go through the questionairre
>>51627431
Schwab does not let you buy inverse ETFs unless you have a margin account

>>51627416
The real retard move is believing the mainstream narratives about muh perpetual war with Eurasia and muh inflation etc etc while the world literally only progresses in the long term. Inb4 muh Japan

What if jerome never stops raising interest rates? Like a decade of money becoming harder and harder to borrow with zero care to economy?

>>51627439
I looked up when shemitah ended during previous recessions and it was usually right before the market began freefalling. It sure as shit didn't seem like the end of it

>>51627164

>closed below major support level
SPY bounced on $363 pretty clean anon what are you talking about?

>>51627315
For me it is Church and Dwight for the safe dividends. Folks will always need their products. I also do oil. RDS and XOM but am ready for a cut.

>>51627449
You really don't belong here.
When the media started denying inflation, when the fed sold all their stocks yet said nothing was wrong, that was the time to pay attention and sell.
What the fuck do you want, Fall of Rome level events? Learn how to read the macroeconomic situation. Do you even understand how fucken retarded you sound, holy fuck ahaha.

>the world only progresses in the long term
Sorry didn't realize we were thinking in terms of 20 year time frames, I'm actually trying to make money here. Howabout you go back to wherever you came from newfag.

>Can you guess what Xi said to Putin?
>We don't know. But based on some leaks and on their body language, I would not exclude the possibility that Xi suggested to his junior partner to finish his business against Ukraine as soon as possible — for example, before the National Congress of the Chinese Communist Party in October — and not with Putin's defeat. The fact that Russia has been waging war for seven months and has not been victorious is an embarrassment to Xi and makes him look weak before the most important event in his life. But Xi cannot allow himself to look weak.
https://www.dw.com/en/former-adviser-sees-influence-by-chinese-president-xi-jinping-in-putins-recent-decisions/a-63217909

>>51627319
>>51627120
its kind of like the rule of women. nothing ever really happens, and if it does you're probably going to be dead. that is, if the happening you're htinking of really does happen. So, either it happens and you're dead or nothing ever happens.

>>51627315
MO is my highest yield but the value is going down. I only hold because if they get into the weed market it will go crazy.

AS INSTRUCTED BY FRENS IN LAST THREAD I WILL NOT BE BUYING THE LOWS TOMORROW IN HOPES OF NEW RECORD LOWS THANK YOU FOR YOUR INPUT AND TIME THAT IS ALL

>>51627487
>Sorry didn't realize we were thinking in terms of 20 year time frames
Yeah that's exactly why you're a fucking imbecile. Bet you're short right now too, just part of the problem and making it even worse for everyone else like a greedy shortsighted faggot.

THE FINAL DAY OF SHEMITAH IS TOMORROW

SELL ROSH HASHANAH

BUY YOM KIPPUR

>>51627461
The free falling came early this time. It's time to buy. Don't miss out.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/25/zelenskyy-on-putins-threat-of-nuclear-weapons-i-dont-think-hes-bluffing.html

>>51627487
Don't forget this gem.

>>51627539
>Bet you're short right now too, just part of the problem

>>51627539
>b-bet you're short right now too just p-part of the problem and making i-
I was short for a while and made a ton of money, you fucken mad bullboy?

>>51627571
>>51627568
>>51627539
Oh and for the record, I do believe shorting should be illegal. There's a reason they make it temporarily illegal during every major crash and that's because it DOES hurt the American financial system.
But me?
I'm just a retail bobo. Or was. I'm cash now.
You think I make a fucken difference? Grow up.

"just part of the problem"
I bet you can't even say the word Jews without shitting yourself.

>>51627610
Yes it's very jewish.

Stock brokers "loaning" their clients shares to hedge funds who then use them to short.

It stinks of shit.

>>51627610
>There's a reason they make it temporarily illegal during every major crash and that's because it DOES hurt the American financial system.
They make it illegal because you'd be stealing the jew's profits if you joined in the shorts.

>>51627626
this.
exhibit A: Gasprom and Russia

The dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight on those fourteen brave slurpers traveling into the market. And may we all, citizens the world over, see these events through. God speed, and good luck to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zje91xTd6Lc

>futures

Oh fuck were not even near corona lows kek.
>t. Bought on fuckload of margin on 12th of September
I'm in for a rough patch ain't I?

>>51627626
That's true as well. Imagine if everyone just sold and went short. The domino effect would be insane.

>>51627610
>>51627571
I don't play this weird fucking cartoon animal game you faggots play. I just stand by my principle that shorting is for cynical selfish assholes who only want to enrich themselves at the expense of others.

>>51627670
>margin

Will all the CNBC Jews take the day off and leave the keys to picrel?
>You're in charge today goy, don't burn the place down

>>51627690
>I don't play this weird fucken cartoon animal game

>>51627458
Pain

Dont look at crypto.

>>51627558
How would the market even react? We wouldn’t limit down because the material impact on S&P 500 would be negligible as far as earnings go but investor sentiment would be suicidal.

LIMIT DOWN
>LIMIT DOWN
LIMIT DOWN
>LIMIT DOWN
LIMIT DOWN
>LIMIT DOWN
LIMIT DOWN
>LIMIT DOWN

Welp central banks are panicking and futures are deep red. Even AMZN is down 3%.

https://youtu.be/5FSP_VLzWGU

Official thread theme?
https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A

>>51627733
Why not? I'm shorting

>>51627690
Ah yes because buying a piece of paper with the explicit expectation of selling it to someone younger than you for 2 or 3 times the price in a few years isn't cynical, selfish, or enriching at the expense of others.

Test

>>51627120
Aliens and peer on peer naval warfare

SHEMITAH
SHEMITAH
SHEMITAH

SHEMITAH
SHEMITAH
SHEMITAH
SHEMITAH

>>51627666

>>>>>>

>>51627737
>>51627739

>>51627749
MODS

WTFWT AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>51627724
We just need to be home before dark, everyone is still going to work but probably leave early. People jokingly call it rush-a home-a for a reason

When futes open.

>another red day
>.<

>>51627100
Aliens or peer on peer naval warfare

>>51627742
Then look all you want bobo, you make mommy happy.

COME ON ITALY CRASH THIS

>>51627558
What kind of mainstream media psyop is this shit? Are they seriously saying that Putin threatened to use nuclear weapons because he said "we'll do what we've always said we'll do if we're attacked" after Biden started saying shit like "Putin better not use nuclear weapons, that monster!!!"

>>51627766
checked. Now

>>51627618
Isn't there some stuff about naked shorting, where the brokers allow the hedgies to short shares that don't even exist. Like when it's time to cover there just aren't enough shares in existence let alone available for purchase. Someone redpill me on naked shorting (not naked options)

>>51627766
NOW

Post yfw circuit breakers tomorrow

>futures red
it's over guys, i'm out to buy some rope, brb

>>51627779
>>51627784
Oh... my feed is delayed 15m, kek.

>>51627781
Rich people can do what ever they want with no consequences

Circuit breaker aaaaaaahhh

> look at futures
> only down 1.6%
I know most of you are shitposting, but please get a fucking grip.

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BOUNCE YOU ASSHOLES LIED TO ME

>>51627800
Just follow the contract for difference versions US100, US30, and US500 for Nas, Dow, and S&P respectively for no delay. The price is slightly off but not enough to matter

>>51627797
You know you can make money in both directions, right? Stop fighting the trend

Futes are getting worse. Black Monday confirmed. I am officially bearish.

BTC is taking a shit, tomorrow will be bloody.

>>51627795
Nah, they are baiting us. I don't trust futures on sunday. Probably choppy monday on low volume.

When is shemitah happening

Kek haven't had the main a/c on all weekend at home. Been nice and comfy low 70s all weekend long.

I ONLY SEE 200 WHY ISN'T IT UPDATING

>>51627494
>Russia takes on 20 countries and the mega corps and still wins
>hurrhurr he didn’t win in days!!! HAHAHAAAA!!!!


Lmao, western propaganda

>>51627853
They shut off the market. The economy is saved

>>51627763
So Cramer coming to us live from the synagogue at 6pm? Starting to get dark earlier up north

>>51627846
Shemitah is already happening. From September 21st 2021. To September 26th 2022.

Tomorrow is the final day of Shemitah. And can signify monstrous change.

>2000-2001 Year of Shemitah - 9/11. Markets open on final day of Shemitah, September 17; stock market falls 700 points.
>2007-2008 Year of Shemitah - On the last day of The Shemitah Tear, September 29, the stock market drops a record 777 points.

is there a s&p futures ticker on tradingview that isn't delayed?

>>51627846
I forgot about shemitah. Ok, we are fucked.

>>51627778
It’s western cope. Really pathetic. The bully is actually a coward when it comes to Russia.

>>51627439
The end of shemitah is bearish

>>51627882
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

real time futes

parachute man = me in the market
kangaroo = Monday open

>>51627075
Never falling for the 401k and Roth IRA meme again. I'd have more money now if I just put it in savings. Fuck this.

its all going up on monday
my proof?
trust me

I refuse to sell my TQQQ.

>>51627075
3month yeild is at 3.2% thats 12.8% over a year risk free, guaranteed and your buying fucking stocks, why?? Tell me right now why you are buying stocks.

Lets get some blood in the streets.
https://youtu.be/PTZgxW_3LIQ

uh oh where are my savings going

>>51627936
I don't know bonds well, but are you sure that 3.2% isn't annualized?

>>51627848
Me too. It’s going to be high 60’s low 70’s the next two weeks at least. And it was nice last week too. Also we’re coming down to DOW 28,350

>>51627936

>>51627875
700 points is nothing these days

>>51627946
they are going to money heaven to live with your auntie on the farm!

>>51627936
That's 3.2% annualized. Maturity is only 0.8%

>>51627956
of course it is, the anon is a complete retard.

>>51627959

I'm ready to short futures in the morning

>>51627962
it was almost 10% in 2000

>>51627946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DT7bX-B1Mg

holy

futes are recovering. the market is healing. namaste.

This is the person who you lose money to. She is the one that sold you the bags your holding

(sorry wrong pic last time)
holy

>>51627986
Which stock market was it?
Dow jones? Nasdaq? Sp500?

>>51628013
I'd hold his bags if you know what I mean

well. well. well.
it's not looking so good out there for you mumu is it?

>>51628005

51628013
(you)

>>51626775
Wow, I wish I knew before that drawing a straight line can be used to predict future!
You know that bobos are desperate when they have to resolve to TA. Fundamentals are no bulls side, sorry bobos.

>>51628005
Take your satanic shit over to /lgbt/
https://youtu.be/es6CCpj8GpQ

>futes about to bounce back to green
heh shakin in yer boots yet bobo? i would if i were you

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>>51628083

>>51627690
Shorting is good and healthy for the market (if done in a fair, legal, and well-reported way). You can understand it like this
>5 companies making t-shirts
>1 of the 5 companies significantly underperforms
>hedge funds/investors/investment groups decide to short sell the underperforming company
>investors continue to short sell until price matches fundamentals, then short sellers will close their shorts for maximum profit (ideally but not always)
>the underperforming stock goes from $25 down to $13
>price stays around $13 after shorts have closed
>the short selling has made the market more efficient by causing an underperforming companies price to better reflect its actual value
>bulltards can now pile in at $13 and potentially make profit whereas before at $25 it would have been much harder for the line to go up (because the company was already over valued at $25 but better valued at $13)
Short selling can also make markets more efficient by completely removing underperforming companies altogether. If the bad t-shirt company goes underwater, the other 4 more efficient companies can acquire those tools, intellectual property, employees, land, and market share and make better use of them. This should help the consumer downstream too with a reduced price for whatever goods the company produces (if enough competition remains to keep prices competitive).

>>51628083
Dumb animeposter

>>51627670
Depends where you look at. Plenty of low debt, low P/E corporations on sale already. All stocks get sold equally due to ETF participation, so even value stocks suffer right now. Which created insane buying opportunities of course.

>news comes out Xi was coup'd by a western liberal capitalist
>markets open +25%

there is some jewry going on with market futures rn.
pay attention to the pattern.

>>51627075
Best puts to buy on Monday?

>>51628083
If green futes we crab, only way we green if we have crab futes

I am really important
i'm filling out a reference check for a former student of mine who is applying to be a substitute teacher.

>>51628110
>low P/E
Earnings usually drop by 30% early on in recessions. Current P/E's mean jack shit

>>51628127

>>51628138
if it falls down buy calls
if it goes up buy puts
if it crabs gtfo

>>51628138
You tell me.

>>51627690
>I don't play this weird fucking cartoon animal game you faggots play
You need to go back to where you came from or lurk. There's a minimum of board culture you should be aware of before just posting and showing off how new you are. What's worse is being so proud to be so unaware.

If you don't get the inside jokes or memes and instead make fun of us for them then you don't really belong.

Bros whats happening with the Euro?
It scares me big time ngl

>>51628083
cute pump. but it's already going back down.
can't hide from the dumpamentals

>>51628165
Italy

What do you listen to while you trade?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC_kuLSnuXk

>>51627733
>Dont look at crypto
>>51627737
Looks fine to me

Thanks for the gains bobo.

>>51628174
based spaghetti niggers electing female Mussolini

>>51628177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zgUJsI78-E

>>51628174
are they going to finally let the spaghets and greeks default?

>>51628146
You haven't checked stock screeners recently if you don't know what I'm talking about. Current S&P average, excluding tech tranny stocks is at 2008 levels. You can find some that are at P/E in single digits. Some of those are restructuring to reduce costs too in preparation for tougher times.
I don't think that confidence which some bobos here represent is justified.

>>51628177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWSdit919E0

>>51628206
Yes. The market minus the top 10 stocks, is actually under 15 PE ratio. Doesn't mean they can't go down more, but most of the drawdown is probably behind us.

>>51628181
Im gonna need 10% of that plus nukes or you're a ukranian nazi.

>>51627240
>FUTURES!!!
100 pt vertical line straight up on DOW futes
very organic

brothers i am spotting a cup, handle and pork chop on the chart
its bullish as fuck my hamburger

>>51628245
Is there an ETF for S&P 500 minus FAGMAN?

>>51628181
> BTC above $1
Still overvalued

>>51628177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LIDYdJTOZc

>>51628248
>5.11
Wait what does that mean?

>>51628083
>yet another smug animefag in /smg/

LISTEN ANON markets gonna crash into oblivion tomorrow. GET READY DO YOU UNDERSTAND ANON! YOU MUST GET OUT ALIVE!!!!

its going up tomorrow

>>51628099
>by causing an underperforming companies price to better reflect its actual value
Did they cause it though? Or just capitalize off of it? Does selling short have the same effect on market price in the same way that large buy/sells of actual long shares does? Isn't short selling just a gentlemans agreement with your broker?

>>51628305
Like Biden reminiscing over a 12 year old.

>>51628206
>Bro just take out 40% of the overvalued biggest out of control stocks and it's almost fairly valued
Mumus will suffer

>>51628289
Dumb kpop-poster,none gets out alive

>>51628273
beautiful

>>51628305

>>51628177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOa-ObWPAKg

>>51628334
Nobody is asking you to buy indices. Personally I don't care about them as they are filled with indebted rash.

>>51627075
How fucked will we be tomorrow?

>>51627846

>>51628361
Futures are bullish. What are the chances that we actually pump on the last day aka today

>>51628336
Jeraldine Power

>>51628373
How does 0% sound to you?

>>51628158
Lol I used to eat breakfast at one of those companies
I had no idea they were public

THE HOGS HAVE BUCK BROKEN ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51628138
UVIX

>>51628392
Yeah,blackberry still going.

>>51628140
I'm very proud of you and your former student anon

going to get me a 100%er this week (from it going up), wish me luck

>>51628392
Cracker Barrel is amazing

Is www.treasurydirect.gov the place to buy treasury bills? Thinking of buying 3-month Treasuries instead of holding 6 figures in cash

You know last year I sold T for the tax harvest everyone thought I was crazy. Well not only do I get a nice tax break now till the 2023 tax season (which also covered all my salary hikes I got/still getting) but just imagine the loss of green if I'd held it..

>>51628438
Based KO boomer

>>51628127
What's the pattern?

>>51628434
I agree... but I moved a couple years ago and unfortunately there aren't any in this state... There was one just down the street from my old office, and some days I would leave early just to have a good breakfast.

>>51628437
yep

>>51628438
Did your wife really leave you?

>>51628437
yes you can buy them there directly
you can also buy them on many brokers, which can be more convenient

>>51628424
Good luck!

>>51628461
Lmao that's an M or otherwise known as double top at least thats how I see it. Doesn't mean it will always drop but I've made some decent money going short in those positions.

I didn't look at the pic in posting and do not feel like finding a better more suited one.

>>51628461

It went back up because there was a gap

Time for me to start planning dinner... I'm thinking a trip to WEN tonight (down 20% ytd)... gonna get a baconator and frosty

>>51628461
I call it the Tesla oopsie poopsie, T. This is where the big maniperatirs wash for the decline.

>>51627566
the resession is transitory. It's a transession with transflation.

>>51628424
>(from it going up)
>implying it WON'T continue to just crater
Lmao gettaloadah dis guy

>>51628498
Lose your Wealth and Your Health.

>>51628424
good luck bro, im in the boat with ya. i suggest you take the profits when you can.

>>51628470
Lol no. She, her sister, and her mother have all been on one of those week long spa,pampering things that women do. Hey who am I to judge?. Christ I could use a good back massage myself. She comes back tomorrow.

>>51627075
alright I need to finally get up and be productive. I'll leave you with this gem.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/escort-open-marriage-monogamy-sex-work_n_63118635e4b0fc6bd239ffde

>>51628498
Wendy's is or was up for sale. The whole company.

>>51628550
short women

>>51628336

>>51628548
WOW COOL FUCKING FACEBOOK BLOGPOST FAGGOT

>>51628548
She probably fucked someone else, sorry boomer

I'm on shrooms and i spent 10 minutes on /sp/ trying to find /smg/ because i thought i was on /biz

>>51628561
Wasn't it at some point a rumored target, along with Subway, for Bill Mememan's PSTH?

>>51628604
>shrooms
Meh,try datura next time,zoomie

>>51628625
No. Sounds like what foreigners have. This is American (psilocybin)

>>51628604
Welcome home fren

How do people figure out what they want to do and what they're good at?

The Jews start targeting Cracker Barrel and Wendy's with predatory shorting. Wendy's is just a non shit McDonalds and Cracker Barrel is fucken amazing.
What is it with Jews and destroying companies that we all love?

>>51628655
Failure tends to help

>>51628636
>american
Nutmeg is the american way,faggot

>>51628608
I don't know. I just know that back in may news broke that the company was looking to sell itself due to rising costs of things.

>>51628648
Cat.

>>51628604
Did you know that Jerome hiked by 1000 bps and Black Monday is currently happening also did you see that dragon outside, I love eating ass

DOW futes are green. I think we're back boys!

>>51628695
You're trying to play tricks on me. Jerome didn't do anything crazy.

>>51628698
Check again.

Why oil is pumping . Im ruined

>>51628655
I guess it's random, but you need to try different things to find it. Personally I got lucky and got hooked on programming as a kid. 20 years later I still love it. I don't know what I would be doing today if it wasn't for that.

I got a free burger from Wendy's. I ordered online for pickup. I stood by the counter waiting to pick up my order for like half an hour. Eventually this black girl who looked like she couldn't give less of a fuck asked me what I ordered, She apparently didn't hear me and just put something in the bag to get me to go away because it was the wrong burger. As it turns out, Wendy's does not even start making your order for mobile pickup until you hit the "I'm here now" button on your phone (I didn't bring my phone because it was only a couple blocks away). The charge was reversed because from Wendy's perspective I never picked up my order.

>>51628703
Yes true it was only 100 emergency hike. But I do eat ass

holy shit what was that sudden futures dump a second ago?

>>51628534
The visit from my family is over, so I've given up the pretense of being healthy. I've returned to full gluttony mode, and I don't care anymore. Parts of my body are already failing, and I'm fine with it.

>>51628723
Oil will stay low until midterms. Biden is emptying strategic reserves to flood the market, lower prices and make himself look good. After that US will probably have to refill them at higher price

>>51628755

>>51628655
Trial and error. Me; my education,training, knack for,etc is in a totally different line of work than what I've done for the past 19 years. But what I do now is easy as hell, no stress, no bullshit, can't get fired and all I gotta do is basically show up on time to get paid along with nice benefits and early retirement option. So yeah.

>>51628657
>Wendy's is just a non shit McDonalds
Depends on how niggery your area is anon. Here JACK is the only decent fast food with hardworking spics that actually get the order right, MCD and WEN are full of niggers.

>>51628750
Jerome did a 75 bps hike if i recall correctly. shrooms are not downers i still remember

3700 status:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBMxskyDk9o

>>51628655
That's a hard question, I think you're supposed to target what you naturally do or are good at. I spend all day on a computer, so naturally I went IT.

>futures

https://youtu.be/jLvDnRU_ajk

>futes

Iran has an uprising pushing out clerical economic retards.

Xi gets booted and replaced with a pro west capitalist.

Russia withdraws and/or putin gets replaced with pro west capitalist.

Markets go parabolic as we enter the new globalised age.

>>51628608
Bill ACKman will never buy anything. Nothing is good enough for him. When we're in a bull market, valuations are too high. When we're in a bear market, the caliber of company he's interested in buying is in no hurry to IPO and would rather just wait for another bull market. Universal Music Group was supposed to be his unicorn and it's down 21% from IPO kek. Why even buy at IPO if you know you'll get a better price later? In fairness part of that is probably because it's listed in the Netherlands and the dollar has been getting stronger.

could someone give me an intuitive explanation for why market index futures would ever deviate from the underlying
like isnt the spot price our best information for what the SPY should be worth, including discounted future cashflows, why would the price of futures on SPY differ from the spot price
bonus: where does the leverage come from and why does it change over time

>>51628777
Checked.

Oil bros....Inshallah.... This was the bottom

wonder how much longer the housing market can stay in denial about prices while demand is so low. they're going to get dragged down kicking and screaming eventually with the investors realizing they can't just flip for a profit anymore in this high rate environment after buying houses high

>>51628766
Wendy's fries 100x better than McDonald's. Baconator is better than double quarter pounder. Spicy nuggets with ranch dip is better than McNuggets.

Just my mind.

>>51628766
I agree JACK is awesome, but I went there yesterday for breakfast, so I got to mix it up. The WEN around here is good and reliable... never had a problem. Same with the KFC (YUM). I don't bother with MCD anymore though... I haven't had a good experience at one in like 8 years, idk why I keep trying. I've gotten stuck in the drive thru lane for 20+ minutes on multiple occasions different stores in entirely different parts of the country. Something about that company's operations is fucked.

>>51628811
It comes from the fact that SPX is a cash index that just tracks the underlying stocks. The futures US500 includes interest and dividends, that's the divergence.

>fast food
for me? its chipolte. the employees at my local one are very nice and make me very large burritos since I go there after I lift at my gym next door

the only jacks ive ever had around were fucking disgusting. the only redeeming quality was midnight double sausage breakfast burger things.

>>51628604
good way to learn a thing or two about a real man's hobbies

>>51628811
>SPY
Well actually it’s SPX and https://www.investopedia.com/terms/i/indexfutures.asp
But you should just look into futures in general I guess

>>51628803
Sure thing Shannon, i mean Eric.

>>51628852
Can you tell me what this means

I bought oil on Friday, lol

>>51628847
I do love CMG... but the nearest one is on the opposite side of town, and I just don't feel like driving that far. There's an independent Mexican place nearer with good burritos, but everything's grilled to order and I don't feel like waiting.

>>51628803
I can only get so erect.

>>51628861

Thanks raj

>>51628884
brother

>>51628820
Tread lightly. Not wise to try and catch the sharpest and most highest-velocity knives known to the markets: oil crashes during recessionary cycles.

>>51628830

The $2 supermarket fries is better than both wendy and McDonald's

>>51628830
You're not getting it. Niggers fucking ruin everything. They'll fuck up your precious fries, baconator, and nuggets. Even if you ask them to fix it they'll probably fuck it up again and you'll have wasted your time.

>>51628879
>/sp/
>sports
>real mans hobby

>>51628879
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

>>51627882
Yes. Look for tickers tagged CFD like SPXUSD or SPX500

I wonder, what's the point of the rest of /biz/ apart from /smg/ and /pmg/. Are people actually using those for anything productive? Like, is anyone actually coming to /biz/ thinking "yeah that's a good place to take financial advice from" and then picks the thread advertising Crypto #2917?

>>51628896
For that, make sure to lube your dilator

Are we going to get the Black Monday of 2022? Or will that be the entire rest of the year being a bloodbath?

https://youtu.be/kJLKqEWHVI4

>>51628942
we will crab

>>51628909
I'm not really sure what he meant by my hobbies. And a real man's hobbies? Why

My hobbies are indeed some sports and financial markets (equities)

my plan for tomorrow: take profits and enter back with slightly smaller position.


is going 2x on oil a smart play after midterms? ? i got burned by oil a few times already so im a bit wary of it.

>>51628973
fuck I forgot im talking to a shroomie. why are you inside on the computer on shrooms? Go outside and play in the woods like god intended.

>>51628950
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>>51628922
many posters on /biz/ believe stocks have equal risk and lower expected returns compared to crypto. not kidding.

they've never read even the shittiest basic Marketwatch or CNBC money article about index funds, they don't know what the historical prices of the S&P and NASDAQ look like, they don't know what Vanguard is. And yet they have money to invest

This is why algorithmic high frequency trading hedge funds make so much money. Information asymmetry is real.

>>51628992
bro too soon

>>51628974
>is going 2x on oil a smart play after midterms?
no, oil shits the bed under Republican leadership because they open up the country for drilling then the price per barrel of oil goes way down with all the extra supply

>>51628942
Why would anything happen for no reason at all?

Alright let‘s some portfolios tonight. Post em‘ boyos
>inb4 4 fig portfolio
No shame in the game since I‘m a europoor in my twenties. Let’s see those 4 fig 5 fig portfolios as well tonight. I wanna see some fat 6 figure ports, etc.

>>51628997
>>51628922
biz is mostly a containent board. and anyone who would have invested in crypto #3718 anyway would have invested in pennystock #17500 anyway. just another richmans filter imo.

>>51628803
AAHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>51628992
Can you please stop making threads so fucking early especially on slow days? we could still be using the thread from 2 threads ago.

>>51629019
Ugh, should have saved it for the next thread

>>51628922
Containment board. Keeps the crypto pajeets away from /pol/ and /b/

>>51628992
DELET THIS RIGHT NOW

>>51628990
Took it with roommate. He had a bad trip and went a bit mad. Took him home. Went in my room.

>>51628997
Sounds about right considering the speculative mania last year

>>51629012
okay thanks for the warning. ive been only rekt by commodities so far so

>>51628992
What’s wrong with you bro?

>>51628901
oil crashed in 2008 but oil doesnt crash every recession

>>51629008
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>>51629045
>>51629069
The only thing more insufferable than early bakers is complaining about early bakers.
Here, I hit your bump limit for you. Now fuck off.

>>51629122
>The only thing more insufferable than early bakers is complaining about early bakers.

>>51629122
Thanks you are the G0AT

>>51629122
Um sweaty we have kind of a board culture here. First we get to 350 posts. Then we post false "Baking!"s. Then we post some Lord of the Rings WEBMs. Try to fit in.

>>51628839
>The futures US500 includes interest and dividends, that's the divergence.
You mean the reverse, right?
US500 holders dont get dividends and only bet on the SPX price at $DATE, so for example the US500 contract for January equals (the price of SPX today minus expected dividend outflow by January)? Am I getting it right?

>>51629182
Watch this much better explanation than I could ever give

https://www.tastytrade.com/shows/options-jive/episodes/why-are-spx-and-es-different-prices-12-29-2015

>>51629234
thanks

>>51628274
5.11 tactical. They're a clothing company.

>>51627308
I think you mean "use of his body from the neck down"

>>51629702
Other people can still use it, just not him.