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ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR SHIFT, WAGIE?!

>> No.51627473
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>gonna need you to work a double shift today anon

>> No.51627491

>>51627473
Double shift deeze nutz!

>> No.51627520

>>51627473
based buck breaker besos
so many niggers work at amazon it's practically a modern day industrial plantation

>> No.51627538

>>51627415
>>51627473
NO NO NO I WILL NOT RETURN TO THE WAGE CAGE

>> No.51627591

>>51627415
Working at Amazon is even that bad. Literally nothing but Latina zoomer-etes that are basically easy as fuck. I recommend working at Amazon I already fucked like 8 of them its pretty based. Consider working at Amazon anons it’s seriously not that bad. Plus time flys when your putting boxes together at Amazon plus Amazon gives great opportunities to move up.

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>>51627415
I quit my job months ago and am travelling around South America and SEA until I run out of money

I am 33 years old and have 45k cash and 40k in crypto

How long can I keep this up?

My crypto holdings are entirely ONE and GRT.

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>>51627538
You WILL show up to work tomorrow, anon. If you get stressed you can relax for a full 120 seconds in the Amazon ZenBooth (face mask required).

>> No.51627651

>>51627591
How do you approach the whores

>> No.51627686

>>51627651
Approach?

They usually just walk up to me and we start talking. It’s pretty simple. What step don’t you get anon?

>> No.51627721

>>51627651
Women approach you, if you are approaching them you are just asking to be taken advantage of

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>live at home
>German girl phd student books empty room in our house via Airbnb
>spends her time in the laboratory at local college and watching Elden Ring streams when in the house
>has huge ass

>> No.51627823

>>51627415
>big nips saggy tits
i went on hcg and test E before but never got the tits. my nips swoled up a bit but they're normal. dude needs to up his dose of Tamoxifen and whatever the other estrogen blocker is.

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>>51627651
>>51627686
>>51627721
Social interaction has exceeded pre-determined limit. Please report to the Amazon Citizen UpCycling™ Center for immediate bio-mass liquidation.

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>>51627837

>> No.51627920

>>51627415
Yes I just got a Rolex and new Hyundai Santa Cruz

>> No.51627948

I have Mondays off :)

>> No.51627965

>>51627837
Amazon work is actually the easiest warehouse work and delivery work, pretty sure all the hate is commie kvetching that they aren’t union or just general ignorant commie jobs bad crap

>> No.51628030

>>51627624
What’s the plan after?

>> No.51628129

>>51628030
Hoping that crypto goes back up so my staking gains can support me living in SEA indefinitely

If not, go back home and find some work.

>> No.51628155

>>51627591
Fuck you Jeff I know about your recruitment problem and you can suck my fatty

>> No.51628190

How early do you guy get up and when do you get off?

I wake up at 4:50-5am usually to arrive by 6am and stay until 5pm and get home around 5:30pm
am I getting hosed?

>> No.51628205

>thinking wagies even get the weekend off

>> No.51628210

>>51627415
i don't work monday this week

>> No.51628211

>>51627415
sunday is cancelled, shit at work is on fire and we need you to come in

>> No.51628380

>>51627415
I start a new job at a crypto exchange. Maybe it will be fine.

>> No.51628440

>>51627624
I have over $1.5 mil in assets. Why am I not doing this? I've already been to both of those areas as a sex tourist.

>> No.51630432

>>51627591
I wish I had Latinas at my facility I just work with a bunch of old people