/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51610653
Neither

parsiq
it will take Jesus of Nazareth to come back and announce Link as the Lord chosen coin for the piece of shit to pump

>>51610777
Based trips of the divinity

>>51610758
holy shit fucking kek

>>51610758
Is the hippo saving the deer? A fellow herbivore?

>>51611049
The water belongs to the hippo. You aggro it as soon as you breach the surface, and hippos never deaggro

>>51610758
What's the followup? Who lived and who died?

>>51610777

>>51611092
There are never any survivors to a hippo attack. They are violent and relentless creatures at any size

Market is so fucked that it doesn't matter what you buy, you will lose money.

>>51611106
Maybe the antelope managed to escape the croc when the croc got btfo by the hippo though.

>>51610777
>777
Jesus Christ I kneel.

>>51611122
Jokes aside, the antelope already got clamped by the croc so even if it did escape it's fate was probably a bleed out or infection.
Who knows what happened to the croc, hippos really are super violent if you enter their territory so it probably got absolutely fucking wrecked. The only croc that doesn't keep a healthy distance from the hippo is Gustave.

>>51610777
Holy checked. LINK it is.

>>51611120
Yeah pretty much any purchases for me from 20-22 are in the red. Time in the market > timing the market. Believe it or not from now to the next couple years the best purchases will be property. You have to find those ones where the owner could no longer leverage and gets liquidated by the banks. Once this starts in masse, keep your eyes out for those diamonds in the rough. Land size and location are key. Back in my 2008 - 2012 run I picked up some nice shit on discount. By far, those assets have been my biggest gainers. I was always tlskeptical of BTC and LTC back then. I did stock up on a shitload of AMD around $5 in my Roth IRA back then when I was able to put money in it. While everyone was spamming moar cores I was buying the cheapies.

>>51610653
buy $KENSHI

>>51611166
Well a guy managed to keep his hand after he was bitten by a croc there and then it shook violently a bit, so I guess the antelope could've survived. I just wonder why the vid is cut off at the interesting part...
Anyway, wtf is up with your vid at the zoo? That's gotta be a life-hazard if the hippo could easily jump the fence and mess everyone up.

>>51611293
>I guess the antelope could've survived.
It's possible. Antelope likely got caught on the leg or hindquarters judging by the angle of the croc attack, and crocs are dumb as shit so he might have just kept deathrolling even after getting hippo'd. Also they don't have antelope hospitals where they can stop bleeding and disinfect like we people do so even minor injuries like that tend to be death sentences to animals in the wild, let alone if it broke a leg or hip to the bite.

>I just wonder why the vid is cut off at the interesting part...
No idea, never seen the full clip sadly but I'd like to know too.

>Anyway, wtf is up with your vid at the zoo?
Judging by the crowd it looks like india or somewhere similar so safety standards are probably low, hence the guard telling him not to redeem, but if the hippo wanted to he could ruin the day of every sir in that video.

>>51611410
kek stupid crocs.

>>51611410
>vid
keked. I hope you post more.
>Also they don't have antelope hospitals where they can stop bleeding and disinfect like we people do
keked again.

>>51611464
>I hope you post more.
I don't have any more hippo vids or funny crocs, but here's a random educational tutorial from my animal folder

>>51610653
the goat made the right choice

>>51611540
Its a deer

>>51611540
>right choice
Yep. I'd dive into a lake of angry crocs or just chew my own fucking wrists out before I let a wild dog eat me alive from the taint upwards.

>>51611598
>Its a deer
No, this is a deer. They have bigger horns

>>51611659
CUTE

>>51611955

>>51612120
What is it about tigers that allows them to constantly get rugged?
Are they nature's bagholder?

>>51612163
lunc will win

>>51612190

>>51611092
>crock eats antelope
>hippo eats crock
>antelope eats hippo

>>51611410
DENIED

For when the j*nny inevitably comes to prune the thread

>>51610777
>Nazareth

>>51610653
Lunc

>this entire thread
hello, based department?

>>51611120
>you will lose money.
This is fucking horseshit and you can't convince me otherwise, Oax did over 50% in the last 48hours, sylo too did an cogent run in the last 7 days.
thou i really don't have faith in mega cap names.

>>51611073
holy fuck

>>51611598
I'ts a salt crocodile.

>>51611462
Holy fuck he ate his hand off

>>51612321
Muy basado

>>51612321
real poo poo pepe

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

>>51611464
I have more dumb animal videos

>>51612956
Damn I'd be mad too if someone interrupted my honourabru duel.

>>51610653
He should bait the dog into getting in the water. The dog is a better sized prey for the croc.

>>51612938
Based
>>51612956
Holy fuck this is the bird version of that psycho Russian dude who lays out 5 fags at the dance club

>>51612938
big fella!

>>51611166
Wow that security guard has some balls

>>51613019
high IQ people of /biz/, help me understand this webm

>>51612835
it's ok, he'll grow it back

>>51613075
Actually crocs don't regenerate :(

>>51611410
>hence the guard telling him not to redeem

>>51610758
Holy based

>>51611166
>get inside or you will be redeemed

>>51613074
we wuz crowz and shiet

>>51613082
lmao

>>51610653
wtf why she dont go out of the water

>>51611049
Hippos eat meat when given the chance. So do horses, goats etc. All herbivores do if given the chance, free nutrients are not something any animal just ignores if encountered. Carnivorous animals are exceptions since they're digestive system sucks at processing plants, but plant processing digestive systems, in all their diversity, have no problem with it. Vegans are retards.

>>51613082
bruh this chicken needs to get it together
>>51613233
trauma, hence the shaking

>>51613233
The wild dog waiting for her outside

>>51613233
Wild dog on the shore

>>51613276

>>51610777
tiiiipppsss

>>51613283
gojira

>>51610777
Checked. Blessed be Parsiq.

>>51611410
>hence the guard telling him not to redeem, but if the hippo wanted to he could ruin the day of every sir in that video.
I fucking dief

>>51612978
couldent they just breed these things to be bigger and maybe featherless and open up a jurassic park??

>>51613283
manlets inate seething hatred of even inanimated objects taller then itself
guess its evolutionary

>>51613274
>>51613276
uhm just go to the other side of the river? Too advanced for the deer

I like animal threads.

>>51613261
>So do horses, goats etc. All herbivores do if given the chance
>goats
>waiting for a chance
Top of the food chain m8

>>51613343
Yep animals are retarded

>>51613373
same

>>51613114
oh I thought it was an alligator.

>>51612321
Absolutely based

>>51612956
Those things are the fucking best

Its like living dodos

>>51610777
witnessed
total annihilation of nolinkers confirmed

>>51610653
Whatever they are putting in the water supply now is making the animals fucking retarded. Wonder what it's doing to the people.

>>51613082
me buying altcoins for the first time
still looks exactly like that

>>51613232
Imagine not knowing what peacocks are and also living in olden times when ppl believed witches are real and shit, and then seeing this

>>51612321
What a relief

>>51611462
GOD DAMN ALLIGATOR BIT MY HAND OFF

>>51614211
The fish is like, wtf are you guys doing?

>>51613283
They fly around in packs around my place: screaming. nice to know they'd be little cunts if domesticated

>>51612163
They're ambush predators. Not so great when their presence is detected ahead of time.

>>51610653
It's been a week now, why are webm's in /biz/ discolored for me?

>>51612321
Imagine taking a shit as long as you are

>>51615380
wtf are you smoking retard? the color is absolutely normal

>>51612321
>clean it up jannie

first genuine laugh I've had here in ages, ty anon

>>51612199
A winner

>>51613050
Amazing

>>51615380
nothing is different about that image. you may have autism.

>>51613074
the crow is standing on his feet but his wings are down and cover the legs, it's like when you lift up chickens

i personally would choose Matic over both because it has been making headlines since 2021, and had a 400% growth in dapps this year only, powering over 37k dapps which is almost 9 times the number of dapps on ethereum

>>51615745
>>51616354
Fuck you both

>>51612321
BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP

>>51611073
i shit pant

>>51616698

also they run at 18-25 mph on land, which is about 3 times as fast as the average human can. So if you piss off a hippo there'd better be a tree within a few feet of you

Bearbros

Bullbros

>>51610777
Yeah been thinking of parsiq

>>51610758
top kek

>>51610653
I already have both but will stack more RAIL and maybe chainlink. You may buy whatever you wish to.

>>51610777
Wow divine trips
So I guess you're saying that's going to happen then.

Grabbing some PRQ as well, just cause

>>51614318
>my biblically accurate angel

>fart
>shit

>>51610653
Just buy ORE, I believe it will surge in the next bull run.

>>51613274
>>51613276
its called a "Hyena" in English

>>51611073
Monster Hunter was on point with aggroing, nice.

>>51610653
I suggest you look into privacy focused projects, they sure will have a blast in the market rebound

LINK and replace that piece if crap Parsiq for MATIC
zkEVM is dropping soon and will melt faces off

>>51611106
Hippos still give way to elephants when they cross.

>>51617582
No its not smartass. Two different animals.

>>51617582
It’s an african wild dog, not a hyena. Different species.

>>51618374
Hyena's are more powerful than african dogs.

>>51613019
most likely just clueless about hyppos

>>51618202
Looking into Railgun and Dero. On-chain privacy being enabled across multi-chain has the potential to change the paradigm of how people perceive trading if privacy becomes standard in the future.

>>51612835
>>51614388
tbf he put his arm in his mouth. very rude

Of course, this is a retarded thread

>>51610653
>Privacy

>>51612163
lmao kitties and monkeys playing

>>51613410
>now he has rabies

>>51613410
but i mean the poor rodent thought he's showing him his finger because he wants him to eat it

>>51618565
They have a really good narrative but why do people call them scammers

what exactly is parsiq used for? i'm intrigued

>>51615380
gazellas fluorescate.

>>51613425
God damn that's a big dick relative to it's size.

>>51618654
Scammers? Only retards conveniently call privacy projects scams without carrying out any check or search

>>51618565
No doubt, privacy will play a major role in the mainstream adoption of crypto.

>>51611410
this shit always makes me laugh,
DENIED

>>51610777
>Lord chosen coin
>is shape as a cube
you're fooling no one satan

>>51613276
>slides into frame
>shits
>refuses to elaborate further
what the fuck

>>51612099
never knew they were able to do this, this is amazing

>>51618786
As well as interoperability based projects. Mainstream adoption begins with ease of use and reduced entry barrier

>>51618659
It’s Grt but better

>>51611049
He's there to kill them both

>>51612163
kek the monkey just being an asshole to them

>>51618659
for defrauding its holders and sucking the liquidity out of them (don't believe baggies)

>>51612163
>nikocado posters dropping coinslots for jannies to clean up

>>51614211
wtf is his problem?

>>51611462
lol the one that got his hand taken off looks at the other one like "hey man what the fuck?"

>>51614211
>>51614637

Thread derailed, bullish for link

>>51619863
No way

>>51610653
ELON

>>51614211
> LINK pumps
> BTC dumps

>>51619935
Jaguars are the kings of the jungle in America for a reason. They don't attack unless it is a sure kill.

>>51613082
>buys bao at the top
Ok looks like I’m holding this forever. I’ll just never do this again
>buys lunc
Fuck

>>51614211
Third world problems

>>51610653
>This ain't no seer speaking shit, the odds be showing in all their glory and you are still asking questions.

It's funny how we keep waiting for the price to drop even when we have the opportunity to bag it.

Speaking of XRP too, when it was at a fucking discounted price, fags gave no ear. Now my bags are starting to pamp and they want it to dump. How selfish and cringe-worthy can that be? It should keep pamping bobos, besides I'll be needing it for gas fees and liquidity mining tokens for the root network aside from Sylo and the Mycelium token. Y'all ain't seen what's coming next.

>>51613050
This bird wishes to loan you heat at 21% apr

>>51619868
dafuq

>>51619894
you just know

>>51620467

>>51610758
There’s always a bigger fish

>>51614211
Reminds me of that white dude cleaning trash while niggress’ throwing it back on the street

>>51618651
New ID but I meant to imply the human animal is a retard

>>51611073
This. The gator violated the NAP

>>51611462
>Bro! Seriously?

good bread

>>51613198
Kek

>>51618654
Those who calls it scams are retarded. Despite all efforts to delist privacy coins and play down the need for privacy, it's going to be a wasted effort in the long run.

>>51610777
kek, even the Bible says the righteous will receive their reward in the afterlife.
>link pumps after we all die

>>51610777
Witnessed

>>51611462
>The fuck, bro!?

>>51610653
if you're still debating between the two, consider 90% link 10% parsiq

>>51622526
Well said, anon.

>>51619979
you can see from his eyes he is in musth

>>51616498
nah its this