/biz/ - Business & Finance

Cool story bro

>>51606523
Do you know how low IQ you would have to be to actually believe anyone could predict a global macro event like that on a day to day moment to moment basis like that..

>>51606544

Lol checked. Happening confirmed

>>51606551

“Predict” vs “Know”

Klaus Schwab talked about cyber pandemic. If this is what causes it, we’ll, now you know.

source: my anus

>>51606523
>Saturday
>Anon wakes up and he is still a massive loser battling imaginary scenarios in his head

>>51606551
This is either high level schizo posting or something well calculated before, step by step.
Do you need a global macro even like that wouldn't be planned by (((them))) before?

>>51606593
This.
Would be funnier if it was an absurd larp, but OP really believes this. Absolute schizo. Classical happenooor. Low iq, unwashed, underachiever. A failure.

>>51606523
bro ive been following glp for 20 years, there's never been a correct prediction. and theres been thousands

>>51606679
Everything grinding to a halt and bombing out can happen at any time. The rest is wishful thinking.

Lol imagine taking anything said on glp seriously

>>51606551
Happeningfags only exist to poison the well and divert attention away from sober analysis. This is how they blow up discussion about any topic that isn't MSM approved. Let's dispel with this fiction that they don't know what they're doing. They know exactly what they're doing.

>>51606523
Wow! This anonymous guy really know it all!
Voter fraud too???? He must have some real tight connections!

>>51606523
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>>51606523
>Silver and gold skyrocket
The shit pmg fags make up to justify their bags

>>51606551
This. I mean, I think things are going to implode and consequences will never be the same, but it won't be predicted step by step day by day from some schizoid post.

So the "Cyber Pandemic" will be our Shemitah surprise?

I thought they were going to pull it off soon, but I was waiting for this timeline:
>Russia annexes UA referendum provinces
>NATO escalates
>"Consequences will never be the same" protocol gets triggered
>Cyber attack on financial system that rugs everything
(This is the OP pic playing out)
>Blame it on Putin to deflect the blowback
>implement UBI via CBDC linked to digital ID and social credit score
>own nothing live in pod eat bugz
My expectation was it happens next week, because Saturday-Sunday is Rosh Hashannah.

>>51606868

That’s what I think might happen too anon

Oops! Accidentally walked into the Fiction section. See you all when we make it!

>GLP Tavistock faggot posts again
Kys

>>51606523
2 more weeks

>>51606876
What can even do against it?

>>51606523
How hard did this guy jack off while writing this?

ITT: schizo manchild fantasies

>>51606917

Get food, water, cash, gun, ammo and secure your house before hand. Make friends with neighbors and make sure they stock up too.

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>>51606931

If this happens I will taunt you all relentlessly and sleep well knowing you all were not prepared.

>>51606724
Exactly. Their wet dream right now would be the happeningfags can sow enough fear and discord to let all kinds of favorable outcomes spring up for them. Let people actively discuss the non-existant idiots who believe earth is flat, etc. Waste our energy on preparing for the planned continious collapse of the financial system.
All they need now is a sellable excuses to demolish parts of it and let us rot, let us forge shackles onto each other and believe our currencies are worth jack shit again faster than they can destroy the infrastructure. Part of the plan indeed.
My feel is that we have a few years inside the timeframe and deadlines should indeed be forged inside the circles. Banks are the most important infrastructure to globalism and I think the mobilization in Russia is because of clear indications of a pretense happening. If we panic enough, we get collapses. If the weakest link shows itself, globalist leaders appear strong.
All that matters to them now is propping up their own fall men inside the system, but I'm not sure that's that easy, considering the higer-ups are placed to do this for a living.
Also blatant datamine thread

>>51606954
Your ancestors all made it. The family tree ends with you.

>>51606523
Nice knowing y'all

>>51606523
Some fat 40 year old balding manchild hen-pecking at his keyboard wrote this bullshit inspired by a delusional power fantasy to get back at the world he's too weak and emasculated to live in.

>>51606523
nobody can plan things like that to the millimeter, much less if you are involving so many random people
go write a fiction book instead

>>51606868
anon some cyber fuckery doesn't sound too far fetched
>>51606917
have a hard copy of your assets. like a receipt of your shares, cryptos, bank amounts etc so if shft you have physical proof.

>>51606523
Nice
In a week we'll 100% know if /pol/ is retarded or not.
And yes, I know pic is not directly from /pol/

I'm gonna walk everyone through my stance on, well, everything.

Nothing

Ever

Happens

Simple

As

too many retards are holding puts. stock market literally can't crash by the nature of it would make too many people money.

>>51606523
>screenshotting and posting some eurofag poster.

>>51606954
>if
nice commitment, faggot.

>>51607013
nailed it.

>>51607166
true. if enough people short, whales will inevitably show up to liquidate them.

In a more realistic scenario, a liquidity crisis involves bank "bail-ins" and cross-border capital controls. Having a cyber attack would just be a huge liability shield for them actually stealing everyone's assets under plausible deniability. We might be approaching that level of desperation in the west.

Wow this anonymous person on the internet must have alot of confidence in their claim to put their reputation at risk

>>51606523
Yeah, maybe if you replace Monday with 2023 and Tuesday with 2024 and so on

>>51606954
And if not? Tell me.

>>51606523
>Godlikeproductions
Yeah, no

>>51606967
Remember all the covid hysteria on /pol/ in Jan/Feb 2020, of people in china dying en masse? Most of the WEBMs posted were either fake or too old to be relevant, but yet they made their impact - extreme fear. And that panic began to fester, even as the MSM in the west told the average person not to worry - until the time was right, and the inevitable occurred, did the MSM "activate" the panic switch and vindicate the schizoramblings emanating from 4chan. 4chan was the seeding ground for the panic and fear that would later be used to justify draconian global lockdowns. Anons were used as pawns by globalist hacks to spread irrational fear through the internet, allowing an apparently justified widescale limitation on human movement to be implemented just months later. The REAL virus, the one that had the most impact, was the fear mind-virus.

>>51606523
IF THIS HAPPENS, ALL ANONS CASH TO XMR

ONLY 400 XMR MINED PER DAY AKA 46K USD DAILY INFLATION

biz could buy the entire supply

>>51606523

omg

both intriguing and a real possibility

>>51606917
Not consenting

>>51606734
>voter fraud
This is one of those MAGA faggots

>no source
>no proof
ok

>>51606523
If this happens how high will gold and silver go?

>>51606523

Got to love /pol/ tourists. They're literally scared little flies incapable of rational thoughts and making any money.

I make money because places like and the people that inhabit /pol/ exist. It's so easy to make money off morons being afraid of whatever trickles through that dog shit forum.

>>51608120
Based. Made 8figures off btc alone

>>51606523
>GLP

>>51606523
So I don't have to pay my credit cards off now?

>>51606523
Glp effect saving the world yet again

>liquidity crisis
>running out of fiat "money"
Special sneeds class gold medalist

>>51606954
2 more weeks!

>>51608098
1 oz Silver = Sex for a day
1oz Gold = Sex for thirty days

Hope this helps.

>>51606954
well tell us how you are fucking preparing then?

>>51608657
Have a few oz of gold. Have some cash on hand. Spread out your bank accounts, and have an offshore account. Have some supplies of long dated food. Have a weapon and ammo if legal in your country. Have some BTC.

Pretty simple and sensible.

I'm scared bros. The German media just reported about high risk of a liquidity crisis of one of the biggest providers in the EU called "Klarna".

>>51608704
Got an article link?

>>51606523
Nothing ever happens

Voter fraud . Uh oh . Dumb Qanon trumpster alert.

>>51608646
your vastly overvaluing your whores

>>51606523
>This is big
confirmed nothingburger

>>51606523
>schizoposting
The internet may have been a mistake

>>51606868
~October is the window China eyed up to invade Taiwan, really wouldn't be surprised if both happens at the same time

>>51606954
You make it sound like you've put something down something on your end of this "gamble".
Like what the other anon said, what will you do if you're wrong? Happeningfags are broken clocks acting like prophets.

>>51607351
>cyber attack: rug your stocks (for me they only insure cash)
>bail-ins: rug your cash (they don't force sell investments)

kek

>having money in the bank
Actual fools

Does it mean BBBY holders gmi?
Also GME and AMC

>>51606523
How can you get a bank run and a liquidity crisis on the weekend in fucking europe?
You do realize EU banks are closed on saturday and sunday?

>>51606523
please kys

>>51606523
>macro level event
>heres a day by day breakdown of what happens next

Of course biz is too retarded to understand how this larp outed itself

Doomer faggots are such losers. Nothing ever happens.

Nothing happened.
Nothing ever happens
Kys op.

Unreal and androgenous

>>51606967
Earth is flat though, we all just get banned for proving it and the shills use their pre approved dismissal points instead of any real FE people talking in public. Like Dave Weiss who does it for the money and openly says so.

>>51606523
the part where you can tell this is larp is with the 20% crash on 1 day in the stonks market part
there are circuit breakers in place that trigger at a 7% decline and halt all trading, so it will just be a closed market

also tether rugging means all crypto going to zero, lol
in the scenario explained by that pic crypto in your own wallet will be the most valuable asset in the world as thats the only currency like thing that can still move frictionless
precious hoarders dont realise transacting in clumps of metal isnt that easy in practive
tether is meaningless in a post global reserve currency world
btw will only trade for real world goods or services so fiat denomination is dividing by zero or infinite depending on your preference

>>51606523
>believing larps on godlikeproductions
You're never going to make it like this

>>51606595
>This is either high level schizo posting
It's GLP. Everything on that site is schizo posting.
Take /x/ and /pol/ together and reduce the average IQ by 20. That's GLP.

>>51606954
how new are you to this game lol
get rid of the superiority complex if you ever wanna make it

>>51609037
this, you're basically paying 10x >>51608646
Its a mercury dime for a day fren.

Lol I thought this was a meme
I'm EUfag and today I tried to cash out 700€ from my ATM to pay for some car repairs and "sorry, technical difficulties, you can only take 200€ in the next 24h"

>>51610023
Proofs?

>>51606523
My brother in law is a back end dev for a big 5 credit card switch and data center in the us and this is bullshit

>>51606954
Good morning to you!
Good morning to you!
It's a beautiful Saturday morning, I think I'll eat a nice nothing burger for dinner

It's a shame this post is a larp desu.

WHERE IS THE CRASH?, give it to me bby

>>51609956
Its a forum post by someone that has certain levels of insight into different matters.
You can see his understanding of some things is lower than of other things mentioned in the sequence of events.
Like it would be if you or me or anyone glanced at some contingency plan and retold its steps in sequence.

It does have the feel of that Swedish intern lab worker talking about corona chan in autumn of 2019.

>>51606954
you don't understand why gold and silver were demonetized
it's because you have to rely on daddy government and daddy custodians
we have the solution already

government talks about banning 1 thing, not your boomer rocks

>>51606523
Link is up 8% so what do I care what some schizo says (rhetorical)

Now THIS is schizoposting.

>>51610237
My dog eats food made from cows in Kentucky where my cousin lives whose friend's wife's boyfriend works for someone who plays Nintendo games at one point in the past.

>>51606523
>Sunday
>going to the bank

>>51606551
The right people would definitely know days before us plebs. Stop being retarded.

>>51611129
>Swedish
wasnt that canadian?
the only way the op of the pic would be real insider knowledge but lacking semi basic financial knowledge would be if they were some secretary intern staffer to a politician, but those guys are usually very well pozzed before getting into such a position rather than being glp posters

>>51611313
that the event would happen yeah
but the problem lies in what happens afterwards, especially with the detailed day by day account given, even those in power have no fucking clue how a mess this big is going to untangle
nobody here can tell you what is going to happen in the short term, only that you need to be out of tradfi before the capital controls hit, but asset prices can swing very wildly in the intraday sessions

>>51606797
obligatory

It's Saturday

And guess what

Nothing

Ever

Happens

>>51606868

Nothing will happen anon. TWO MORE weeks they say.

GLP is owned by the DHS with partnerships in Tavistock, Trinity the owner scammed all his people and purposefully bans them every 30 days to force them to pay him to be unbanned it's completely automatic.

The site is designed to catch retards, midwits and the psychologically unstable, they use it to separate the wheat from the chaff.
OP is chaff.