/biz/ - Business & Finance

I capitulated. This is bullish.

>>51598906
BASED

>>51598916
>sp500 down
>my penis up
Things are good rn.

>>51598906
based

and just like that SPY formed a perfect double bottom

sold the exit pump
thanks

DING DING DING HOW DID >>(YOU) DO???????

I don’t give a fuck anymore honestly

>>51598921
Please don't it's first in line to go bankrupt. CEO's business strategy was using shareholders as ATM, which is no longer possible.

I got jewed

Are we going to see this again

gone long, all in

that was the bottom

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

Official threadly vibe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>51598963
> poster cared enough to not post double (embed)
Bullish

You bought SOXL calls for an easy flip right /smg/?

>>51598969
I bought puts so monday is the giga rally

>>51598906
I bought some CHAD today
Get fucked chinks kek

>>51598963
>>51598984

NO SHORTING ALLOWED PEASANTS
THE MARKET ONLY GOES DOWN ON OUR TERMS

So I sold 5 of my 10 YANG calls. Covered my cost basis so now I'm playing with house money. If there was actually a chink coup, who the fuck knows what happens Monday.

>>51598947
/cashgang/ since day before Fed shitpost. I thought about reentering short right after the shitpost but I thought that was too high risk.

>>51598963

Congratulations on making the worst /smg/ thread in history.

>>51598906
YOU DIDN'T EVEN PUT SMG IN THE TITLE, NO ONES GOING TO FIND THE THREAD

i started masturbating to deal with the stress of trading stocks and now i have no money and i compulsively masturbate hourly. Please advise

I bought

>>51598947
Caught some knives

>>51598947
-2.1%, Not bad considering this was a bottom.

>>51599026
same. lost 20 grand in a week (unrealized)

>>51599015
I realize this is slightly ironic for me to point out, but spamming is against the rules, so instead of REFERENCING SHILLFAGGOT SHITPOST AGAIN, why not just reflect on how it's against the rules, and then decided what to do instead.

>>51598947
-3.84, cod be worse

Is china having a coup?

The bottom for 2022 is in, the sentiment is too bearish for a big crash

>2022
>still gambling in the stock market
You nerds have problems.

So another leg down,next week?

>>51598906
circuit breaker on monday

That was the bottom. We couldn't take out the June lows of 3636.87

Now it's my turn

>>51598947
bobo position went my way. end pump was lame.

>>51599061

>>51599035
>this was a bottom

>>51599061
My boss text me and said he's lost 15k in his stocks portfolio and has moved it to cash because its safer.

Think you might be right.

>>51598906
I'm gonna need to speak to management about this.

>>51598947
I switched long a little early but I'm still up 15% on the day.
Now I just have to pray that the market does the little dead cat bounce that I am expecting.

>>51598947
>OIL

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY, IT'S GOTTA BE SOME CLOWNWORLD FAGGOT SHITPUMP THAT DOES THE OPPOSITE OF WHATEVER MAKES SENSE
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY, JUST A LITERALLY OLD FASHIONED PUMP AND DUMP
JUST PURE ENRON SHIT
EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN FUCKING DAY

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>51599068
Only monday red, rest of the week green. Monday is bigly red though. I have pondered it in my orb.

>>51599061
It's called trading, it's a legitimate profession and a game of probability and risk management.

When is the great recession going to start?

>>51599090
So long until VIX spikes into the 80s going by this chart?

>>51599080
>he's lost 15k

>>51599108
>orbfag
Kek ngmi

>>51599026
>pic
what a dumb bitch

>>51599109
>trading
>legitimate profession

>>51599079
I seriously believe it's just selling pressure from bobos. Rest of the world can see that everything is fine. There is literally nothing happening in the world right now that would justify this stock price action.

EVERY VOTE
EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO KEEPS GETTING WRECKED BY CLOWNWORLD SHITCOIN MARKET WHILE JOE FAGGOT BIDEN MAKES SURE MORE KIDS CAN GET THEIR DICKS CUT OFF, DON'T FORGET TO VOTE IN WHATEVER WAY SCREWS BIDEN'S CANDIDATES THE HARDEST

>>51599111
two weeks ago bro
read the news on /pol/

>>51599061
Dumb coomer poster

>>51599120
yea

>Had 25C 10/12 VIX
>took $50 profits on open this morning
>couldve been $250 in profits
Oh well a win is a win

The bottom is in.

>>51599120
We provide liquidity it's very important

>Get new job
>Start making better money
>Confidence goes up
>Decide to start a dating profile
>Few weeks go by and not a single woman has "swiped right"
>Out of nowhere some asian girl that looks like a model
>Assume she is actually a basement dwelling neckbeard trying to catfish me for money
>Chatting online waiting for some sort of money begging
>She says shes going to the beach
>Tell her to take some pics
>Says she cant since she isnt there yet but will send me some old ones
>Gotchanow.jpg
>Sends me photos of her, a couple of her with her friend
>Reverse google search
>No Matches
>The similars look nothing alike
>Go to a couple other sites
>Same shit
>Still convinced shes secretly a dude because no chick this hot would ever be interested in me

uh listen goys, why aren't you guys buying?
We need your money you stupid fucken goyim. You fucken cattle. Buy the dip.

>realized $2500 in gains from SDOW/SPXS today
>still have 100 shares of each left

>>51599068
Judging by the pattern so far it seem like the time is about right for another low volume bear market bounce (doomed to fail like all the others).

PUNISH FAGGOT PRESIDENT BY VOTING
MARKET MANIPULATION IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE POLITICAL MANEUVER
PUNISH THESE FUCKING SHITHEADS

>>51599163
>that ring
You just know

Bottoms in bros, what did you slurp today?

>>51598960
Not with debt levels and current balance sheets
Totally different market and plus we already DID see that when the fed began the flagrant disregard for monetary policy in 2020

>>51599061
I bought 200 UUUU and 310 CMRX and 35 SMR today, they could all still decline but I figure we're near the bottom, whats another 8-15% ?

>>51599126
>doesnt understand interest rates
>doesn't understand inflation
>ngmi

>>51599068
Up only from here. Bearishness is unjustified

>>51599156
Listen to your gut and your total lack of self-confidence, bro. It will never steer you wrong.

>>51599195
>this time is different

>>51599168
YEAH WE GOT ALL WHOLE THREE DAYS OF "DOWNTRENDING" HAVING GREEN DILDOS SHOVED UP OUR ASSES WHILE INSTITUTIONS SELL THEIR BAGS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, SO IT'S TIME FOR BANKS TO BUY UP MORE OF THE U.S. ECONOMY
MIDTERMS!!!!
GOTTA PROP THE PRETEND FAGGOT MARKET UP UNTIL MIDTERMS DON'T FORGET!!!

>>51599126
>Rest of the world can see that everything is fine

>>51599197
Inflation is transitory and now in the winding-down phase

>>51599026
How in the fuck.... Was he stabbing the avocado? No... He couldn't have been unless he was trying to remove the pit and misjudged the strength of the innards and shell and his own strength... Damn ow...

>>51599156
ask for sharpie in pooper

>>51599163
what's wrong with his gums?

>>51599219
And that's bad for this market.

Getting pre-approved for a mortgage today. The bottom will be in 1 month as the chaos from Shemitah dissipates. You've been warned.

>>51599209
Could you post your 401k?

>>51599156
it's fake fren

>>51599234
why? It means a pivot to QE could come as soon as next FOMC.

JEROME POWELL CAN LITERALLY STAND OUT THERE AND REACT, IN REAL TIME, TO THE FACT THE MARKET ISN'T CRASHING BY SAYING MORE AND MORE NEGATIVE STUFF ABOUT "PAIN" AND DIRECTLY STATING THAT THE MARKET WILL MOVE DOWN BEFORE HE CAN STOP CUTTING RATES, AND WE STILL HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH THE FUCKING FAGGOT PUMP AND DUMP SO JOE IRISH FAGGOT TRAVELER FAGGOT BIDEN AND HIS STATE SOCIALIST PUPPETEERS CON THEIR WAY THROUGH ANOTHER "ELECTION" SEASON

>>51599113
Vix spiking here is the fear dump, that will happen if the market drops considerably below ~3600 and will potentially involve circuit breakers.
I think we bounce here mildly first though, maybe to 3900 or so over the next couple weeks.

>>51599197
None of those things are significant enough to make a difference. In 2 years nobody will remember abut any of those.

Where are my bud light chudbros at? We just keep winning kek.

>>51599210
You need to stop being mad about how the market moves and embrace the chaos.

>>51599156
My brother got tricked into sending some pajeet $500 because he's retarded and gullible. It's so embarrassing I won't even make fun of him over it.

Jesus

>>51599235
W'ere nowhere near the bottom. Not even close. Today was bunch of mumus larping capitulation. But as you can see, a tiny bump and they're coming out of the shed to call the bottom. No bottom ever had so many bottom callers. They haven't given up. And shitstocks like GME actually ended positive.

No my friend, we have so much further down to go before mumus kneel.

>>51599156
>listen before I fall in love with you
>I need you to show me your pp

>>51599263
>Not blue moon

>>51599264
IT'S HARD TO EMBRACE THE CHAOS WHEN "THE CHAOS" IS A BUNCH OF FUCKING SHITHEADS USING AI AND GAME THEORY TO MAKE SURE "THE CHAOS" FUCKS ME IN THE ASS -- LIKE SPECIFICALLY MY DEMOGRAPHIC AND MY SPECIFIC SITUATION -- UNTIL THEY ACHIEVE THEIR POLITICAL WILL

>Friday night
What can I get you, anon?

>>51599251
>It means a pivot to QE could come as soon as next FOMC.
You can't be serious

>>51599263
I gotta drink more before going to a crowded high school football game

>>51599255
>maybe to 3900
What part of this is planned destruction of the stock market do you not get.

>>51599292
A Manhattan, please, Dr. Crane.

>>51599292
Long Island iced tea, with extra iced tea.

>>51599263
Bud Light's fine for social get-togethers, but for drinking alone it's a little pathetic. Have some self-respect.

>>51599307
You cant have my drink anon

>>51599292
Another bud light

>>51599263
>not getting drunk on cheap boxed wine
Gtfo fathands

>>51599302
THOSE ARE THE NARRATIVES THEY USE TO MAKE SURE THE MARKET CAN NEVER CORRECT
THEY TELL THE RETARD LOW LEVEL SPOOKS ALL THIS FAGGOT MMT SHIT I.E. COMMUNISM FOR RETARDS AND THEN THEY GO SPREAD IT ON REDDIT AND HERE LIKE WE CAN'T ALL SEE CNBC TOO

>>51599263
I have... wait, what did i buy. Hang on. Okay I have Big Rock Brewery English Style Brown Ale.
>>51599290
You should use TA and basically ignore all news and fundamentals.

>>51599304
Well he's done talking for now, so idiot bulls can pretend this is the bottom.
At least until one of the major non-american banking institutions goes insolvent.

>>51598947
Terrible....but I did some slurping to spite the bobo

>>51599251
>inflation was at 14%, now it is only 10%, fed pivot as soon as it hits 9% (real, not rigged CPI numbers)
yeah naw its actually so much worse because everyone's used to using the fake rigged numbers.
That's why the labor market is so fucked, you can't fake human will, no one wants to work for negative real wages.

>>51599259
You are retarded, and deserve to lose what you're going to lose. If you would like to be less retarded see:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7FDx4DPapw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_cAxh44aNQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv5zucjq60k

>>51599323
I'm having my post work beers before I go do open mics and make fun of trannies and jews. I have to be careful with the last one because I'm in NYC

>>51599221
>he
that's a SHE anon

>>51599335
THAT'S WHY I DO AND IT'S WHY I ONLY LOST 7 DOLLARS TODAY, BUT IT'S STILL IRRITATING WHEN TO JUST **NEVER HAVE THE OBVIOUS FUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING TREND HAPPEN EVER FUCKING AGAIN** UNLESS IT'S **IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT WHILE WE'RE BAILING OUT GERMANY OR WHATEVER SHIT**

>>51599304

Go back you fucking schizo chud. -28% in 12 months is literally normal, especially in Trump's shit economy.

C̵̞͇ì̷͈̚r̵̪̐ĉ̴̗̎u̴̙̔̎ȉ̸̡̖t̶͔̖̐̇ ̷͖̳͌b̴̟̂r̵̗͂͜ḙ̷̯̂a̸͓͒́k̵̠̼̈ẹ̴̡̓ŗ̶͍̔͘s̴̡̬͠ ̸͍̓o̶̜̾͝n̶̰̄ ̷͓͆͝m̵̰̀o̵̡̤̓̀ṋ̷̠̕d̴̜̹͊̂a̸̳̐͑y̴̘̍͋

>>51599251
Once cash stabilizes, you are no longer forced to keep it in this fake and gay meme market. Wealthy people have been itching to get out for almost a year, they just couldn't, until now.

>>51599292
I'll have a tequila sunrise. Maybe some bud light platinums later.

>>51599061
PROMOTIONS

>>51599263
>Mutts call that beer

>>51599376
I think were due to a rebound...biggly.

CAN'T BUY PUTS BECAUSE THE OVERLY CENTRALIZED FAGGOT ASSHOLE MARKET WILL GO OUT OF ITS WAY TO PUNISH RETAIL FOR BUYING PUTS
CAN'T JUST FUCKING DO IT LIVE BECAUSE THE MARKET NEVER MOVES DOWN DURING ACTUAL FUCKING MARKET HOURS

MAYBE THE SEC SHOULD SPEND LESS TIME CRYING ABOUT CRYPTO IN COURT FILINGS AND LESS TIME MAKING FAGGOT ASSHOLE SKITS TO MOCK RETAIL FOR ALL THE MONEY THEY'RE GETTING CONNED OUT OFF, AND MAYBE THEY SHOULD MORE TIME STOPPING OVERT PRICE MANIPULATING BY FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AND MAKING IT SO THAT THE CONCEPT OF "MARKET HOURS" ISN'T JUST A HUGE FUCKING SCAM

>>51598933
>>51598961
>>51599061
>>51599035
>>51599075
sorry

>>51599292
I'm still recovering from the weird cold that I may have gotten from feeding wild birds... so no alcohol for me tonight (even though I fucking need it after this trading week). Just drinking a Pepsi right now

>/smg/ is a Bud Light thread.
I permit it.

Nasdaq wicked down to its 200 week moving average but held. That's support.
Daily candle has formed a hammer.
I wouldn't count on a further dump on Monday.

>>51599411
You had three weeks

SHOULD I GET A TALLBOI SIXER OF MILLER LITE OR BUD HEAVY I NEED YOUR ADVICE LADS I ONLY LOST 87k THIS WEEK HAHA

>>51599411
Can you give an all caps rant on the glowies here who were spouting off about a Xi coup? Thanks in advance.

>>51599411

Kek post bags.

>>51599411
Wait until the you see the "gains made after hours vs. during market hours" chart.

>>51599339
I will lose nothing because I'm happy with the stocks that I own. And I'll be happy to buy more with every salary, especially at the current discount prices
I also know how interest yields can destroy companies with high debt, that's why I avoid those. I'll leave investing in those shitcoin-tier "growth" stocks to zoomers.

>>51599432

>>51599432
FUCK YOU
BULLS GOT 2 FUCKING MONTHS WHERE THEY JUST HAD BUY WHATEVER TREND DEVELOPED IN THE FIRST TEN MINUTES OF TRADING AND SET A STOP
BEARS GOT A BIG GLOWING PILE OF DOJIS AND GAPS AND VOLATILE STOP-HUNTING HORSESHIT

>>51599334
Chill

>>51599433
Get the 40 oz.

No half measures.

fun fact: nasdaqqie is 1,7% away form june low.

>>51599326
Alright how about just a pint glass filled with the cheapest whiskey you have?

Chill out.
It's only money.

>>51599423
I'm picking some up on the way home from work. I calmed down a little my boss told me to stop acting like a psycho and don't decapitate my crack whore employee. Since it's his company anyway that relaxed me a little.

>>51599438
-7 FAGGOT
-7 DOLLARS

>>51599453
t. GMEtard

>>51599420
And that's not bullish longterm how? Bubble is deflating and many stocks are fairly or undervalued. Economy will heal longterm by Fed doing the right thing. At the same time rest of the world is collapsing and searching stability in USD and US stock market. Once again, I see nothing negative here.

>>51599455
Good god.

>>51599472
Exactly. You've got to be strong to handle volatility in this market.

>>51599472
Straight looking like one of those feral cave Elve creatures from skyrim.

Dow drops nearly 500 points to close at new low for 2022 on rising recession fears

>>51599423
Based gilly poster

HEY HERE'S A QUESTION FOR ALL YOU CITIZENSHIP PLUSSIES:
WHEN JOE FAGGOT BIDEN GETS HIS WAY DURING MIDTERMS THEN WILL ALL OF THE HOLE-DIGGING PEONS BE PERMITTED TO HEDGE THEIR FUCKING PORTFOLIOS AGAIN?

THE WHOLE SHEMITAH THING IS FAKE SCHIZO BS. THESE DUMPS WERE JUST A COINCIDENCE, CHUD. YOU JUST GOT LUCKY THIS TIME. TAKE MEDS AND GO BACK TO /POL SCHIZOS

that was quite a power hour

>>51599455

>>51599541
>>51599545
Same fag

>>51599490
sorry babby but as long as red line goes down, blue line will follow. calling bottoms now is pointless

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY
WHATEVER THE MARKET IS DOING
CLOWNWORLD HAS TO BE LIKE NOPE IT'S STILL A SCAM LMFAO FUCK YOU!!!!

>Ditto Economy Edition

>>51599553
Nope

>>51599570
OTM strikes & short dated expiries? You spam this every day you should be making good money if you weren't so greedy.

>he bought AMZN at 140
lmao, enjoy your fat L

>>51599570
>is biden still in office?
>no - honk responsibly
>yes - honk on brother

STOP SLURPING PLZ FFS

PUTS PRINTING

>>51599406
I wish the promotion meme came back it was my favorite

Why does everything these days have so many requirements? I want to start a PI buisness autistically stalking clients targets like ive been doing to hunt down the artist I hate but you need relative experience (3 years) in my state. Fuck normies

>>51599627

>>51599637

I LITERALLY DON'T THINK WE GOT A SINGLE STEADY DOWNTRENDING DAY THAT ENTIRE GOD DAMN FUCKING TIME OTHER THAN FAGGOT'S RATEHIKE IN AUGUST
I DON'T THINK WE HAD A SINGLE DAY WHERE THE MARKET JUST TRENDED DOWN DURING MARKET HOURS WITHOUT EITHER STOP HUNTING OVER AND OVER AND OR JUST STRAIGHT UP ASSRAPING EVERYONE IN THE LAST HOUR
I DON'T THINK IT HAPPENED A SINGLE TIME EXCEPT ONCE

SOXL and TQQQ, are they back yet?

I need all time highs

>>51599163
got any pics of her in a twintails?

>>51599613
the clown market started long before Biden

What happens if Black Rock gets liquidated? Do people lose their homes or mortgages?

>>51599637
Almost have a jobs in some states now require licensing (permission from the govt overlords) just to earn a living

>>51599610
I WAS LOOKING FOR ANY POSSIBLE WAY TO JUST GET A SHORT POSITION THAT DIDN'T INVOLVE SOME ALL-IN CLOWNWORLD FAGGOT DRAWDOWN AND IT JUST WASN'T POSSIBLE

>i dont understand the market
>therefore its a clown market

>>51599179
I don't know.

>>51599693
>NO ONE WEARING A SUIT OR AN ORANGE VEST HAS INFORMED ME THAT ANYTHING IS AMISS

>>51599674
The people who puppet biden were also influencing 2020, if they had their way the oj man would have locked down the country, he was the only opposition they had.

>>51599693
Okay, do explain how oil and gas are down 9% across the board today.

>>51599676
too big to fail

if you ever want the stock market to be real again then
SPEND
CONSIDERABLE
EFFORT
CAMPAIGNING
AGAINST BIDEN

>>51599455
top fucking kek

>>51599674
Clown market started in 2008 with the introduction of QE. 2020 just accelerated the Frog Boiling so fast that the Frog jumped out of the pot.
Do not be afraid. These evil times will pass. It is our duty to see out the end of this age.

>>51599676
In the immediate aftermath, another company just buys their assets. Mortgages would stay the same.
That said, if the largest stockholder in the world went bankrupt it'd plunge the world into a depression and have ripple effects for decades. It's hard to say the full scope of impact, beyond just "very very not good".

>>51599676
Sandshrew beats them up

>>51599721
There's two explanations for almost all shenanigans occuring in the market. One is picrel and the other is, of course, jews

>>51599737
>another company just buys their assets
Which is what BlackRock did in 2008.

>>51599682
That is extremely gay. I just wanna stalk people for a living.

>>51599774
How do you get paid doing that?

sold my puts on F and FDX but continuing to hold SPXS. glad i sold F when i did but wish i'd held FDX for a little longer after seeing what the current price of the put is at compared to what i sold it at, oh well. now to wait for monday and see what changes but i'm still certain that we're going down some more. anyone who says it should turn around now just because we're "oversold" is going to get hurt so badly

I don't know why you guys aren't buying this dip.
You're being extremely antisemetic.
As they say, "a goy is meant to work for us to live in paradise"
Now work goy, and give us that money.

HE STOOD THERE AND OBSERVABLY, IN REAL TIME, SAID WHATEVER IT TOOK TO GET THE MARKET TO GO DOWN
EVERY TIME HE ANSWERED A FUCKING QUESTION, HE NERVOUSLY UPPED THE ANTE ON EXPLAINING THAT THERE IS NOTHING TO BE OPTIMISTIC ABOUT

WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF FUCK WOULD IT FUCKING TAKE FOR THERE TO BE A *SIMPLE DOWNWARD FUCKING TREND* DURING *FUCKING MARKET HOURS*?????

WHAT HAS TO FUCKING HAPPEN????
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY MANAGE TO RIG THIS FAGGOT BULLSHIT UP SO THAT IT'S LITERALLY JUST NOT FUCKING ALLOWED
HOW?????????????????????

>>51599637
THAT'S A MAN

>>51599810
I waiting to buy on Oct 4th, the day before Yom kippur

>>51599766
I kinda want to see what crazy buyouts start happening if the market falls out of bed. The regulators won’t be able to stop some of these deals when you’ve got 10,000 jobs at stake and the company will collapse if it doesn’t happen

>>51599816

>>51599816
My friend, take a xanax and chill out. It's a Friday, go get drunk and find some bitches.

I WILL LITERALLY GO BANKRUPT BEFORE I DIG EVEN A SINGLE HOLE UNDER PRESIDENT FAGGOT'S REIGN
IF HE WINS ANOTHER TERM THEN I GUESS I WILL LIVE IN A TENT

>>51599837
We won't let you buy the bottom. You will toil and plow our fields and pump our bags while we replace you with mindless animals.

>>51599851
oh I'm not allowed to do anything like that
I'm not allowed to try to make friends

>>51599676
Everyone gets a house. Reverse foreclosure.

Bogle would have wanted it.

>>51599853
>23 posts

>>51599867

>>51599693
Honestly the markets the past year or so are finally starting to exit clown territory. That the party lasted as long as it did with all the fuckery that was pulled because of the pandemic is the real clown shit, this is just the bill finally coming due

>>51599816
I think it's time for you to stop daytrading if you can't handle the volatility and swing trade instead.

>>51599897
>The Commodore in Boardwalk Empire shows this to Nucky
>Nucky doesn't say anything since he's already doing business with half-a-dozen jews

>>51599853
>he still thinks its the president controlling things and not my tribe
This is why you goys deserve to be slaves.
SPY will go however low it has to go for us to buy the bottom and you all to panic.

>>51599909
This. The market is dying and then it can heal. Don't think retail is going to be the only ones who suffer. Wallstreet is pissed the Powell and the FED keep hammering them with rape hikes.

>>51599654
I wouldn't touch TQQQ anytime soon.

>>51599935
Sounds good to me

>>51599810
Shemitah ends Monday are you retarded

IVE BEEN GOONED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51599292
Branca with coke.

>>51599935
Please Jew if it goes any lower I won't be able to contain my erection!

>>51599980

>>51599966
I've been buying going down it's going to pay off massively when we go bull

>>51599973
Lol. Lmao, even.

>>51599990
Don't worry goy, it'll go lower.

>>51599996
Almost got quints. Looks like you're gonna be waiting awhile

Alright I'm done larping as a stock market Jew, I feel fucken disgusting just acting like one, I can't believe people like that exist.
How low do we actually think its going?

>>51599996
aren't you worried it's gonna keep going down

>>51599996
Yeah, I think this is a good play. Much safer than trying to swing trade SQQQ and TQQQ against each other.
I don't see TQQQ going lower than 11, fwiw.

>>51600021
SPY to 300

>>51600007
I don't want you to spoil it I don't even want to know how low. If it goes to 10000, 1000, 100, 10, or 1. You've already got me more excited then should be legal. No wonder you people were such good pimps. Shame on you you know it is against the Law of your fathers to perform such a service for free.

>we avoided the bear market guys!

>>51598906
Where do we open on Monday? Maybe 370?

>>51599820
SHE IS 9 YEARS OLD AND HAS NO TITS

FUCK

OFF

>>51600021
However low it can get before Yom kippur. I'll be buying calls then. I gotta catch some of this Jewish money magick while I got the chance

Will be bounce from the bottom or just crab for 5 years?

>>51599784
Being a private investigator. You stalk people for adresses, info, and general information on them for companies and corporations. Lawyers use their services as well.

bears got fucking raped today. You had the dollar up 1.6% and yesterday the 10 year yield was up over 5%. AND YOU STILL COULDN'T EVEN GET TO THE JUNE LOWS

HOW FUCKING KEKED ARE YOU? You had the perfect crash conditions and you CHOKED. Now we bounce. Better luck next time retail losers

>>51600087
>bouncing
>the day shemitah ends
Good luck with your longs m8

>>51600087
black monday ahead.

>>51600079
Low. Very low we haven't seen a Capitulation Event yet nor have we entered true despair. I remember after 08 and 01 it took people years before they were willing to believe a recovery started. We haven't even begun to see the actual effects this was the sowing period for the market not the reaping.

>>51599966
I bought TQQQ at 22.30 and 20.50 while Bobos think this market is going to go straight to the abyss

Speaking of finding people, most people use the same screen name across multiple different platforms. You can go onto the OSINT framework and build out info from there. It's how I got 90% of my info on the artist I want to kill.

Crossreferencing is easy and people love to overshare :)))

>>51600079
It'll be a terrible crab. chronic underinvestment of critical commodities, ESG hiring will probably continue as soon as allowed, and the elites still want to kill off as many people as possible because they're afraid of warm weather.
and minor permanent heart damage to our youngest potential workers is not bullish.

>>51598947
Up 1.99% after doing a lot of short covering. Today's action finally felt capitulatory so I expect some choppy dead cat bouncing for a while, and I'll mostly sit on cash. Still holding a few puts just in case. After shit talking intelfags the other day, I bought one (1) AMD call.

>>51600126
Honestly a decent play. It will probably go down more but you can meet it on the way back up. Especially if /biz/ is bear mode on it.

again, anyone who thinks that we're turning around "because it has to" is going to get seriously burned.

>>51600032
why do I care if my money goes down in 2022 or 2023 when I don't want it until 2030 or beyond

>>51600035
swinging is yikes indeed, just take the guaranteed upside

>>51600128
Fuckin freak

>>51600126
If you're playing the long game, should be okay. I tend to only see TQQQ and SQQQ for swing trading, but once the market recovers, TQQQ is one that will bring a lot of profit.

>>51599455
what the fuck bro

>>51600156

>"because it has to"

except there's a million and a half other legitimate reasons for it to, retard. You know if the 10 year yield alone has topped its over for bears? Go look at a chart of it if you even know what it is

>>51600128
You know these boards go straight through DOD glownigger central headquarters, right? You might wanna keep your plans for illegal criminal endeavors to yourself, in case something happens to happen to whoever you're talking about. Just saying

>>51599455
OH LORD!

Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein

>>51600032
Do you understand DCA or what Buying the Dip actually means? If you are buying into market crashes you will make more money then if you bought going up. Money is made in Bear Markets not Bull Markets. It's why oldfags laugh at retail traders.

>>51600212
They've been following me for years and I can say with absolute certainty even I don't know my next move.

>>51600201
>10 year pulls back slightly like it did yesterday and the day before and every single time before close
>the 10 year yield alone has topped
name the other million and a half other legitimate reasons. other countries are starting to dump US treasuries because they need to save their own currency. you didn't watch or probably didn't understand what Powell said during the meeting did you? you had to call me a retard because you can't think of anything else to disprove my thesis

I FOUGHT THE FED THE FED WON
I FOUGHT THE FED THE FED WON

What are the chance GDP numbers will be red AGAIN

sometimes i tune into NPR to see whats the latest propaganda. listening to their marketplace segment, its all about trannies, niggers, and muh climate change. no introspection or market talk at all.

ASMB stock ladies!

If SIGA went to $7.00, would you buy? That's where it was at before monkeypoo even broke out. Surely, it would be a buy at that level regardless of monkeypoo, right?

>>51600369
Literally everytime I turn on NPR it's some shit about niggers

>scratched, clawed, and fought my way to a 10% positive day
>made one bad spy put buy in the last 10 minutes and ended up down 2%
i should really just stop trading

alright bull bros the worst is over, after one small little jewish holiday on the 25th we heal :)

>>51598906
Are yall seeing any shit about a coup in Chyna or is this just pol schizo shit?

>>51600369
Your a brave soul anon. Did it have a british guy speaking to sound even more intellectual?

>>51600049
Imagine looking at the index trend this year and grasping at straws with an article about what TECHNICALLY constitutes a bear market, by definition.

>>51600407
That spy put will be +20% by Monday

>>51600407
Trading is all about probabilities. The more you play the higher the chances your next trade won't work out

>>51600347
Anon let me tell you something. I work as a sale rep for one of the major soda pop companies for grocery stores. Every time there is a MASSIVE sale it means they are planning to raise the price of our product. Now normally they do this carefully. But you see this last week they suddenly put EVERYTHING on sale.

When I started 24 packs of soda pop were $9.99. 12 packs of soda pop are about to be $9.99 by the end of the year. Buying a 12 pack of soda pop is starting to become a major financial decision now consider how badly the trickle down effect is on items that people don't consider a necessity things that aren't a must need in their eyes. It's gonna be bad.

>>51600420
i'm surprised this is even a post. considering all the ukrop shills asking about a possible coup in the kremlin nonstop

>>51600423
theyve replaced all that smarmy intellectualism with wokist buzzwords like "agency", "systemic racism", and "environmental justice"

>>51600420
Just that same source must be bs

>>51600445
whoa

>>51600412
The end of shemitah is bearish idiot, not during

>>51600450
Putin is careful, but it's not out of the question. vietnam draft got really spicy and the average russian's chance of survival in ukraine is much worse than in vietnam.

>>51600505
The problem is this is Putin. People forget he was in charge of the secret police. Its probably easier to pull off a coup in china against Xi than it is Putin

Should we all buyed the NRGU dip?

NICK NACK PADDY WACK GIVE A DOG A BONE THIS OLD MAN CAME ROLLING HOME

guys is it gonna go down or up

>>51600523
China has ridiculous crowd control and surveillance infra, anon. How would they arrange something like that?

>>51600523
very true, but his decision to mobilize is exceptionally retarded.

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1663968461402398.webm
conscription officer getting stabbed? not sure what's going on here but it doesn't look like they're happy to die for putin

>JPow raises rates
>stocks go down
>JPow lowers rates
>stocks go up

why aren't we all rich right now? serious question. these have gotta be the most obvious price movements i've seen in my life. it's staggering how obvious it is.

>>51600597
>spent all day shitposting on /smg/
>missed out on 3-4 major world happenings
eh, i chose my path

>>51600597
because of midwits who won't ever shut the fuck up with their bad posts

>>51600582
Maybe down.
But possibly up.

>>51600591
i love this meme. i just love goofy's energy in this one. i imagine he says all those words in his dumb fucking voice with that posture and facial expression, a-hyuck.

*farts in this thread*

Yeah...I'm thinking BASED

>>51600301

>big cap tech all showing positive divergence on a number of indicators
>dollar up 3% for the week, 4 sigma move and likelihood of a similar move is statistically impossible
>blow off top in yields
>VIX couldn't stay above 30 despite the "apocalypse"
>hammer off trend support on major indices
>bear sentiment at extreme levels and historically always coincides with a 5-8% retrace

anybody who is net short as of the close today is unequivocally a retard and has no idea what risk management is. This has been a sharp 13% move down. If you think we will magically drop another 13% in the next week you better hold on tight to those garbage OTM puts you bought cause they're still going to zero

>>51600636

>>51600647
>>51600301

and perhaps the most important piece

YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET TO THE JUNE LOW. No matter all the doomposting and bearish wojacks that were posted, you had the perfect condition to limit down, yet the SPY closed down 1.5%. Bears are EXHAUSTED. There will be a bounce before the june lows are taken.

>>51600647
>>51600156
who's right

>>51600647
no idea if youre right but ive screenshot it either way. i dont know what monday will bring especially with the end of the jewish year.

>>51600672
nobody knows, uncertainty is crazy high going into monday all around

>>51600672

i have money on the long side, you can side with the guy trying to chart a 3x ETF

>>51600597
>>JPow raises rates
>>stocks go down
This wasn't true for the longest time

>>51600647
That's a lot of lines. If you add a few more I might believe that those meme lines come straight from the drunken oracle on the mountain herself

New

>>51600739
>>51600739

>>51600740

worry about getting your portfolio above 10k first

>>51600751
My portfolio got over $10k back in 2002

You can trade off of a silly June low and some meme divergence, but the fact the VIX isn't that high and oil is dumping should be setting off alarm bells. Limit down monday is a real possibility.

30year mortgages accelerating upward? top lel. The bond market is still hoping for a pivot.

Everyone knows its bad they're just trying to split hairs on how bad it is. Just sell and wait until they actually pivot so you don't have to wake up to -3% every day.

>>51600647
>VIX couldn't stay above 30 despite the "apocalypse"

i truly honestly don't know why people don't simply use VIX as a buy signal at 30+, it's truly baffling to me.

>>51600615
>>51600721
>This wasn't true for the longest time
>because of midwits who won't ever shut the fuck up with their bad posts

does someone have the picture marking the deaths of the bogs on the s&p graph

>>51600445
Just recently the supermarket here had a great sale on a bunch of snacks like triscuits, wheat thins, and fig newtons. I spent the sale week stockpiling like a squirrel in heat, and the day after the sale ended prices got hiked so hard the new sale price was the old non-sale price. So that was the plan all along. Yeah, this looks bad.

>>51601786

POWELL

YOU MUST PIVOT

>>51600445
>stopped drinking soda entirely years ago

feels fucking good, man. enjoy your diabetus and cancer you fucking faggots lmao~

The bottom is in retards. Normies are Tweeting about how their 401k's are down. Look at BTC right now, EPIC rally incoming in US stocks, we have formed a double bottom and short covering will drive us straight to ATH, perhaps as soon as November. 5500-6000 SPX EoY.

>>51602343
>people are losing money
>that proves that the market will go up now
do you realize how retarded and delusional you sound?