/biz/ - Business & Finance

Oh uh there was this one too
>>51576228

The stock market is entirely fake and fraudulent.

>>51580877

>>51580894
Why do you think it's called the FF (fake and fraudulent) rate

>anime OP
yea ok thats a good time to sign off

Imagine being this good and consistent at trading

No but seriously, read The Mandibles.

>>51580912
Lol they've actually slowly started backing away from lending us money. Why do you think the Fed's needed to do billions a month in QE and the market is spazzing out only a few months into QT?

>>51580921
thats like 300 american dollars.

Red close and crab futures is red tomorrow, yes?

Any dividend bros around?
Should I just DCA 100% into SCHD or pick 10-15 2-4% yield stocks across all sectors?

i'm thinking about the past again and feeling like killing myself

>>51580941

>>51580941
hopefully
my 4k meta puts depend on it

>>51580921
>CAD

>>51580949
Oh, thanks king

THIS IS WHAT THE FED AND THEIR INFLATIONARY POLICY TOOK FROM YOU

Is it worth learning what greeks are in options, I'm pretty confident in the basics but I don't think I'll bother with that nerd shit if I'm just starting with ETFs like SPY

TSLA predictions tomorrow?

>rape hikes ongoing
>profit margins shrinking
>Euros getting rekt (SPY has huge EMEA exposure btw)
>SPR releases masking looming oil shortage
>Nuclear war on the table

we're going to 3100 aren't we

>>51580980
up?

>>51580966
Knowing the Greeks will make you much more confident in your options

>>51580949
>Green
I can finally enter shorts

>>51580980
Always down from now on

>>51580983
>Nuclear war on the table
Not once Putin steamrolls through Kiev.

>>51580983
I hope so.

>>51580983
but first we're going to 4000!

Is the big one coming? We've been memeing it for years, but we all figured it would happen eventually.

>>51580997
I hope so or I'm out $600 lol

>>51581041
need the banks to collapse again

>>51580866
>>51580894
>>51580983
>>51581041
/smg/ stands for sexy anime girls

>world needs a mega war to reset the economic system because that's how their fucked up Jewtopia works
>they can't get a mega war because everyone has nukes

Not my problem, raider gang represent

Reminder that all unsourced "happenings" "crises" that you made up while wearing a tinfoil hat belong on >>>/pol/ and not here. There is no way multiple western countries are defaulting.

What's the best way to determine good dividend etfs? Yield on cost?

>>51581060
Just nuke the Fed

>>51581060
Frankly, any Boomer retarded enough to lend out money deserves to get wiped.

There's people buying JEPI right now LMAO

>>51581106
There are people buying INTC right now...

>>51581086
nobl is the only div etf worth holding, everything else has more risk than you want to take

>>51581041
if "the big one" comes it's actually bullish because the fed HAS to pivot and print a gorillion USD
The play for now seems to be steady grind down

>>51581060
Dibs on heavy gunner.

>>51581131
whats the advantage of this vs just dollar cost averaging into spy or voo?

>>51581123
> B-but the graphics cards are A1 encoding b-beasts!

>>51580983
>3100
1800, and I'm being generous

Why is the forest quiet.

I bought 5 stocks the other day. They are all down almost 20% each but I'm holding because I think I bought the bottom.
Is this the bottom?

>>51581106
JEPI is fine to buy if people just want passive income, what's your reason for disliking it? Its not like QYLD if that's what you think.

>>51581082
hey, can I get an invite to the troon discord?

>>51574148 #
>THE 10 YEAR WENT TO 3.7%. THIS LIL NIGGA CONTROLS OUR FATE. IF COST OF CAPITAL FOR COMPANIES INCREASES IT PUTS DOWNWARD PRESSURE ON P/E MULTIPLES. TYPICALLY YIELDS MOVE FIRST THEN STOCKS GO DOWN. UNTIL THE 10 YEAR STABILIZES, WE WILL DUMP.

>If only you knew how bad things were going to get

How do we know when it has stabilized

Look at VIX. Why does the forest go quiet. Silent.

SPX down. VIX down.

Lol.

They will be revealed. Look through the eye of glass. I showed the way. you did not listen. you will be pounced. By Them. i warned you.

Pandora's box is opened. When you understand. Why the forest is quiet.

>>51581187
this is (near the) top

>>51580980
More retail buying the dip so Elon can take us to Mars.

>>51581060
So we need something bigger than nukes for the reset? Like a virus.

>>51581041
>>51581048
so maybe a year from now?

>>51581204
Holy kek imagine the glow

>>51581186
Because CRBPajeets was eviscerated by the SAVA tigers and now lays dead on the ground, no longer chopping wood for the SOXL trannies

The Night is dark. As quiet as the dead lake. The giant pool. The dark pool.
The humanoid figure appears from the treeline by the lake and gets onto his canoe, driftingly with eerily silent strokes of his paddle made from Bones of the Goyim.

Why is the forest quiet. Answer.

>>51580983
>>51581165
>>3100
>1800, and I'm being generous

when

>>51580980
TSLA will go down all the way to ~40$ if the stock market busts from a prolongued recession into 2023. Screencap this if you want.

For all the new SOXL baggies

>>51581258
>>51581208
Where are the niggers in all this? they are never quiet.

>>51581259
two more weeks

>>51581204
Imagine being that propagandized, holy kek

>>51581254
>SAVA

>>51581131
Why not SCHD?

>>51581312
Watch SAVA dump tomorrow

>not a mumu in sight

>>51581350
I hope so, I sold some put and call spreads (straddles with wings bought) to bet on IV contracting cuz those contracts were really overpriced.

it would be hilarious if the news comes out that the SEC investigation cancellation was fake news (it is)

>>51581208
Why do you care? That information is bogus. The only time when the market crashed worse than this because yields spiked from inflation was in 1972 not 1980.

>>51581353
Kek

If SOXL is in March 2020 levels now you'll love where it is in a few months after ICE semi index takes a few more hits

>>51581364
Yeah I sold my calls too early then bought puts when it hit 50, I'm hoping it dumps because I've absolutely getting heemed since August

>>51581403
why would you buy puts those puts are like 300% IV theyre all overpriced

>>51581403
That's about where my heeming started too

>Twitch is about to crash and burn
oh nooooooo

>>51581350
That's a man.

>>51581415
Idk I'm desperate at this point

>>51581423
Yea why isn't it working?

>>51581154
i prefer dca into voo/spy more than anything else, but was just recommending a div etf since that what was being asked about

>>51581345
that's another fine choice if you're after divs, i was just trying to steer them away from yield chasing high risk funds like REM

>>51581423
Why? Did they start auditing their thots and find fewer than expected?

>people aren’t factoring in war with china
>war with china = massive hyperinflation
>fed will raise rates as a result

>>51581428
ur fucked.SAVA puts are prohibitively expensive and wont make much money even if SAVA dumps cuz IV is high

>>51581213
How is gilf hunting going, toesucker

>>51581440
Getting rid of 70/30 splits, richfags getting a fourth of a major source of their income slashed and burned.

>>51581450
Ok I'll sell it tomorrow

okay I cleaned up my image a bit. But here is the final soxl tranny dumpsterfire image.

>What about the US? When will they outlaw the republican party are throw anyone not in the LGBQRMNOP Cult in camps? Won't the great reset take about 60 years to complete? And what happens to the stock market when the NWO own everything and us plebs are banned from owning anything and be happy?

From last thread response to me. Tough question but if I were to make logical guesses, a lot of this won't go down in such a brute manner. I think we will see a collapse in politics into ethnic lines the obvious being republicans and hispanics. Lower IQ is favored for reproduction then higher IQ now but that will only last for a certain point. Population will smooth at a peak then start dropping, likely around the time certain things cannot function due to lack of general IQ. Around the time population line smoothes we can see politics enter harder ethnic lines we are just seeing it with desantis to a very small degree if you read between the lines. Look at borders of south america to understand.
>the LGBT camps
This really will never happen. Systems are too complicated to see this on a large scale and immigration patterns trying to support decaying economy reject this. A distraction not a reality if you ask me.
>the stock market though
It will keep running for another two decades or so, just a japanese post bubble market where you cant really make significant retirement from bar a miraculous innovation which I doubt.

>>51581470
i like it, good job anon

>>51581465
you should sell options on SAVA, like in defined risk spreads. So call spreads or put spreads or both

>>51581423
Good. Stopped being entertaining around 2016

test

>>51581484
you're right

>>51581215
>>51581204
>>51581165
Literal chimp wrote these posts

Sup sluts.

>>51581498
Go back to r*ddit. You are financially ngmi (never going to make it).

>>51581453
Sexo. Boobs.

>>51580966
other than delta no. unless you have a computer algo that can keep up the calculations with the constantly moving price.

>>51581419
Did you get heemed by SAVA?

>>51581488
Checked

>>51581527
Toes. Sock lint. In your mouth.

>>51581403
Thats a man.

>>51581539
No. Other stuff

thats it im liquidating my stocks before i lose any more of my 2020-2021 gains

i dont wanna go to +0% and waste 2 years

why did i only trim only enough profits to recover my cost basis, i should have derisked more when i still hasve student loans to pay off
if it drops another -30% i wont be able to pay the loans

>>51581589
did you ever think about defending yourself from getting heemed

>>51581600
Yes, but sometimes I took my hedges off, mostly when I was drinking. But haven't drank in three months so the heeming stopped, and I'm back in a position direction

>>51581594

>>51581594
Why pay off student loans just have biden pay for them.

>>51581631
ive moved on to vaping my alcohol rather than drinking it since it makes me feel more awake

>>51581573
I fuck this man in the mouth every now and then

>>51581638
we dont have the same thing in cucknada

i have like 43k cad in loans, that's like 10k us dollars

>>51581649
I didn't know that was a thing

>>51581661
Yeah i also have my sister give me handjobs while i do daydrading as i vape alcohol and use nicotine pouches between my cheeks to stay awake

>>51581479
Thanks fren. I wish my draw fags would post sketches so I could complete them. Any ideas for a sketch? I have my coworker here that is a good drawer

I've been away a week, what the fuck happened? Time to buy SOXL now ?

>>51581594
>when i still hasve student loans to pay off
cash it. tonight. if you even can.

Fuck, I just spoke to my friend of a friend’s cousin’s aunt’s sister’s pet dog through astral telepathy. Here’s what it said:

>The game is over. War with Ccp would be the distraction needed to divert the normies from economic hyperinflation, famine, and death. These are all caused at home, but it’ll be blamed on brics, esp Russia and china. It’ll be all-out tactical nuclear war. Europe is absolutely fucked. Usa will collapse economically. To “fix” this, they will push more and more totalitarian laws. It’s ogre. Then they will false flag everyone. Not just one or 2 events, but false flag will be a modus operandi to usher in absolute totalitarian genocide. The covid pass will be a walk in the park. That is all for now.

>>51581688
Maybe you should snort something too there while your at it

how will my meta puts do tomorrow?

does anyone elses big siter give handjob or auntie boomb sex while trade

10 year at 3.719% yikes!

>>51581706
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
How long do we have?

>>51581649
>>51581661
>>51581688
Ive heard about this. Is it actually legit? I was 100% convinced it was a meme. Also how do I know you're not memeing. Thx anon.

>>51581706
>its another episode of retards lining up charts so it looks like its le epic 2008 crash

>>51581706
Amusing LARP, but that's only going to make stagflation worse. War is inflationary and in only worked in the 40s because we already had excessive deflation.

>>51581750
so in my cultures sister and auinties and moms give yoingerst sons handjobs

>>51581751
check yield curve, fgt

>>51581769
Oh that's why you sucked on the toes of that incredibly old and disgusting woman with a son your age

>>51581740
It starts really bad next year. The cockroach elite are doing this because they found something opposite the sun from us (Planet X) that will hit us around 2032. That’s why they don’t care anymore. They think killing us is the lesser of the evils.

>>51581790
why are you feeding him

>>51581796
I want to keep the memory alive

>>51581653
At least he hid his hands in that one.

>>51581815
Kill yourself

This is the Stock Market General

>>51581828
Nah I'm good

I'm thinking we're going to dump again tomorrow. I don't see any indicators to convince me otherwise. I'm more interested in what Monday will be like. I'd say it'll be a crab or crash. I don't see it pumping on Monday even if we have some freak pump tomorrow. Depends on what global events happen this weekend.

>>51581445
>war with China
It's in the best interest of both the U.S and China not to go to war with each other

BUDDY

LOOK AT THE 10-YEAR YIELD

IT'S FUCKING OVER

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/22/2-year-treasury-yield-hovers-around-4point1percent-gap-with-10-year-note-widens.html

update for those in teh know

>>51581851
They seem a little too comfy, lets change that

>>51581878
What am I looking at? Seems fine to me.

>>51581769
Ramesh, is this why you pajeets are sick dirty perverts always wanting to see bob and vagene?

>>51581878
but futures are green???

>>51581851
like 90% of the posters ragequit cause they're too stupid to just cut their losses, sell their positions and buy into bear shares or shorts. Literally filtered

>>51581751
>clearly didn’t live through 2008

>>51581914
they were green last night too bud, they're a lot less green tonight

>>51581878
Umm, sweaty, that's dangerous disinformation against Joe Biden's Best Economy Ever™. There is no recession (transitory (good thing)).

>>51581904
Those are multi-year highs. Meaning no one wants them therefore the high risk premium on them meaning a massive recession is being priced in. Bond market is never wrong.

>>51581938
still pretty green, no all out mayhem

>>51581914
BIPPITY BOPPITY BOOP, HARBY IS A JEW

>>51581914
futes are fake and gay when there's this level of volatility

Suppose its finally time to buy some yen.
Japan has marked a line in the sand here.

>>51581914
Red+Green futes is crab tomorrow

>>51581688
>tfw no sister to give you handjobs while trading
why live

>>51581914
>not for long

>>51581969
Your chart is beyond useless anon, might as well throw some chicken bones

>>51581947
>Those are multi-year highs. Meaning no one wants them therefore the high risk premium on them meaning a massive recession is being priced in. Bond market is never wrong

So on average how long until we crash?

>>51581986
Cope

>>51581986
point to one (1) day where it doesn't apply

>>51581751
>Why would anyone use data, statistics, charts, patterns, or signals to understand the market? We should just stick to crayon lines and horoscopes

>>51581968
looks like its gonna rip to me

>>51581968
Good idea, anon. Genius actually.

>>51581196
I saw a post awhile back about some not trusting etns it holds, up to 20% i think. I do t know enough about arcane derivative instruments to assess the risk better than jp morgan.

>>51581904
>>51581878
Why are the rates all over the place? Are they normally in order?

Buy the dip everyone :)

hoes vs virgins.

>>51582038

>>51582039
we don't give a shit

>>51582039
do you realize how cringe your messages read?

>>51582047
nor do I

>>51582038
Im gonna need to hear of a few more wallstreet suicides before i properly buy the dip for the investment portfolio.

>>51582050
t. virgin

>>51581999
Today bro literally today. we had a red day yesterday and green futures last night and a red day today. You're stupid anon

>>51581999
wednesday was a red day with crab futures and today was a pretty red day.
and that was just yesterday

>>51581508
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!

i said to this dude lol ur dumb, and he writes an essay as a comeback to try

lol lmao thats so sad

@2039

Why can vix not go up

I prefer a bear market.
It isn't enough that I'm rich, others must be poor.

I think the biggest wrong thesis that exists is the "Great Boomer wealth transfer". As if Boomers aren't basically pressurized pinatas of end of life care and medical debt because their kids can't support them.
Long funerary, hospice, and hospital based stocks.

>>51582050
You troons have absolutely no idea how to shill on /biz/, lmfao.

>>51582135
based

>>51582113
It's being manipulated, ya big dummy.

>>51581968
yes in the face of questionable money supply and growing economy let's switch to japan! surely things will go better there than the US market

Odd realization hit me today
>be me
>mopping the cafeteria at one of my accounts
>guy I talk to all the time walks up and ask if I still am in stocks
>he's a chemist
>I start rambling about stocks and the market sentiment.
>other guy in the cafeteria walks up to us talking and starts listening
>chemist asks me about options
>tell him it's high risk high reward
>he says he thinks he's going to try and get approved for them
>the other guy chimes in and talks about Nvidia and AMD
>he says he thinks the bottom is in on those companies
>I wrap up the conversation and go back to what I was doing
>realize a couple of incredibly intelligent people were literally taking stock advice from a guy holding a mop
>mfw
If you haven't bought puts yet, do it tomorrow. That was the most bearish indicator I've ever seen. Of course they didn't realize they were taking to the greatest trader /smg/ has ever seen and will ever see.

>>51582143
Sure

So, uh, we are really doing this crashing thing huh.

>>51582090

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51582166
>Nvidia
>The bottom is in

>>51582166

>>51582192
judenhounds activated for rocker mckike

>>51582113
VIX gives the lowest returns if you wanna short the market according to an anon who backtested it

>>51582135
I prefer bear markets too, but I go long in them. I've made my most money in 2016 oil crash, 2020 covid crash, and hopefully I start making money in the inflation crash. Though I think I bought in too early here and I'm slowing my purchases and selling off toxic ones.

If only I could plan when to sell rather than just buy, i'd double my money lmao

so why has the market reaction been particularly bad these last two sessions, the news from jpow wasnt anything new since jhole or am i wrong? the rate hike was inline with expectation. clearly something wasnt priced in, unless this is just an overreaction followed by algo shidding. anyone have a gigabrain iq take?

>>51582166
so much BTFD out there still.

>>51582204
Oh I don't play vix, even under normal conditions it's very tricky, I'm just wondering why it's stuck so low

>>51582216
I guess we are just going back to the dark ages because someone posted a booo booo. Lol.

>>51582232
literally yes why do you think i'm here doing this

>>51582166
>>mopping the cafeteria at one of my accounts
What is it that you do again, jewnime poster?

>>51582232
Dont ever speak to my son like that, faggot.

How fucked is my SOXL investment? I went all in on calls at $11.

Bulls Make Money
Bears Make Money
Pigs get slaughtered.

Most people holding and buying this fake dip are Greedy Little Fat Pigs.

>>51582241
>>51582250
Bobos are temporary. Bulls are forever (unless open war breaks out). I am properly hedged both ways.

am i a bull or a bear if im only DCA'ing into oil and when i was talking about liquidating my entire portfolio i actually want to sell ti all to go 100% oil, not pay off my student loans

i can pay off my student loans the slow way anyways

I am regretting closing out my SOXS this morning though. I thought it was going to be choppier until the next inflation report, not just a straight drop to hell

>>51582259
how far out are they lol

>>51582206
The reason why it's bad even though inflation was "only" up 0.1% was because fuel prices went down a lot. So "real" inflation was up a lot more. People are starting to question if the fed has things under control. Which is exactly what they thought in the august rally until that info on inflation came out.

>>51582206
the dot plot averages were higher for 2023 than the last fed meeting. basically no real hope for a pivot for all of 2023 which was not priced in

>>51582250

>>51582166
How long was it between the "advice from shoe shiners" quote and the start of the great depression?

>>51582039
What did she do to you anon? Tell you to out the toilet seat back down? Kek good for you women can be fucking terrible post cohabitation

>>51582259
Expiration date?

>>51582113
Because if things were more volatile only the most desperate of gamblers would put their moeny int he market. This is as volatile as it gets by design.

>>51582259
Completely fucked. Intel and Nvidia are gonna be dragging that shit down for at least another 6 months. Nvidia at 40 PE still after a 50+% drop. Also it's even worse for you because of leverage decay. Get out NOW

>futures

>>51582264
>based and xi pilled

>>51582273
Mmm, Barqs, haven’t had one of those in a while.

>>51582206
The estimated terminal rate was over half a percent above expectations

>>51582244
I'm a supervisor for a commercial cleaning company, but I still clean to help my crew out. So I do a bunch of random shit like mopping, vacuuming, etc. I'm just a janny with authority.

>>51582113
Because it's a slow decline not fast and crazy swings.

>>51582277
She is a gook and I am no baggie. My seed is for whites or latinas only.

>>51582268
January 10c. Was hoping for at least a quick swing back to $20

>>51582304
intredasting

>>51582265
Lets test your definition of properly. Im guessing you wont mind.

...bros

>>51582275
Not a good equivalence, as the shoeshine boy was probably a kid with a tin of wax and a brush hanging outside a skyscraper trying to make a subsistence wage tax-free and that anon is (iirc) a legitimate small business owner.

>>51580943
no point in DCAing into dividend etfs until fed raises rates IMO

you can DCA into a dividend stock, but you should have a reason

>>51582346
I'm sorry, it had to be done.

>>51582304
Damn I thought you owned hte company, well whatever I still think it's a bad equivalence given we live in the post-information age.

Bond bros.... It's our turn.... These equity shitters will feel the full wrath of INCREASED COST OF CAPITAL and HIGH LENDING STANDARDS

Gigadump tomorrow or monday?
or both

>>51582370
Tomorrow. I think we just crab next week while retards believe they’re buying cheapies as they get dumped on.

>>51582368
Copyright theft. I am submiting a claim right now.

>>51582298
It's Bangs.

>>51582348
I don't own the business, I just run it. The owner is 70 years old and is completely hands off. He just signs the checks. He wants me to buy it, but there is no way I'm buying a small business right before the greatest economic depression in history.

who's get that pic of the bogs at the top of the chart

>>51582270
Kinda weird we haven't dropped more because of it? Figured we'd be bleeding for a few days of -2 or 3 till it got priced in

>>51582270
Terminal rate keeps going up. They said 3, then 4, and now it’s close to 5

>>51582304
My gfs brother used to run something like that with his jailhouse nigger friend from highschool. But the nigger had a nice ass house and was selling Roxies and had all kinds of temporary business ventures off the books and was cleaning gigantic new warehouses and factories before they became operational and all under the table. They made a lot doing random seeming gigs like that

>>51582407
Does anyone have the "throw niggers into an active volcano" cooypasta?

>>51582166
You are the shoe shine boy in that story. The moppy boy is giving stock advise!! heh. They probably told the same story to their friends and family to SELL EVERYTHING and START SHORTING!

AhAhHAhaHAha

>>51582429
That is one scary bug

>>51582400
>>51582298
I really do love some bangs.

The fuck did i read this wrong or powell speech again tomorrow?

>>51582453

>>51582472
This procedurally generated AI art really is out of hand.

>>51582470
We didn't get heemed enough already apparently

>>51582269
Now oil can kip up once spr stops.

>>51582411
There is money to be made in my line of work but most of the big dogs swallowed up the little ones. They can pay $2 an hour more than we can and offer benefits. We can't compete with that. The owner lost all the small accounts that gave us financial flexibility, I'm in charge of the big ones, the ones we have left anyhow. I'm planning on leaving in January. I'm not interested in getting into cold calling and bidding jobs. I used to work cold call sales for years and got out because I was tired of doing it. Not about to start that shit again while also taking out a loan with rising interest rates to buy a business.

>>51582407
I can't believe the bogs locked in the market top for eternity

>>51582482
>https://www.federalreserve.gov/conferences/fed-listens-transitioning-to-the-post-pandemic-economy.htm
Sounds like a red before close

Friday begins soon. Another day of "Holy fuck..."Don't stress so much. You'll get ulcers and gray hair sooner. Instead just keep tossing your money in as normal and roll on.

Oh shit friday is gonna be wild

>>51582501
Yea he kept trying to hire me as a salesman to walk miles of warehouse rds to get jobs and cold call, but I said fuck that.

Do you guys think brokerages are safe if they start doing bank bail-ins?

>>51582039
You can say the same thing without coming off mad or emotional. Just tell them you don't want anything serious. and don't let her move in.

>>51582429
Well considering I'm not just bearish, but extremely bearish for the future, I guess in that case you could argue the bottom is in.

>>51582505
tfw when it’s over

>>51582269
>People are starting to question if the fed has things under control
I think we're past 'questioning' after that last print.

>>51582501
>I'm not interested in getting into cold calling and bidding jobs.
And the owner wanted you to buy this place?

So, /smg/…

Realistically speaking, where is the bottom and how do I maximize profit on the way down? OTM LEAPS puts in QQQ or the like?

VIX down. SPX down. Why. Answer.

>>51582564
I didn't ask anon. He's trying to dump his bags on me metaphorically speaking so he can retire. I'm more of a middle management guy.

test post fuck jannies

>>51582571
>Why

>>51582539
my holdings don't only just exist on paper right? Like they aren't creating synthetic holdings and doing degenerate shit with peoples accounts right? Unlike an actual bank, there is supposed to be money in the vault right?

>>51582539
your money is insured per account, so if you're really worried about that open many accounts.

>>51582539
>>51582603
SIPC insurance, which most good brokers have, will cover your stocks going missing, but it won't insure their value.

>>51582404
some people have no faith in america

>>51582571
Something something forest quiet hidden tigers vomma hurricane

>>51582505
imagine not believing in meme magic

>>51582620
I am not really worried about Vanguard going under to be honest.

>>51582627
>forest quiet hidden tigers vomma hurricane
You're just making words up. Don't bullshit me.

Hey Jannie
FUCK YOU.

>>51582501
The people who clean the building I work in; the company they all worked for got bought out by another. Kept all the employees just changed the name. Gave them fancy shirts with the new name on it and that was the extent of it.

>>51582620
>will cover your stocks going missing, but it won't insure their value.
How does that work?

>>51582638
No one was worried about Bear Stearns either

>>51582603
When was the last time you physically held that cash in your hand? So who really knows what they do, as so far at least when you sell something or need cash they will give it to you quickly enough. But what if something happens and they can't or won't? Say your Chinese good goy social credit fbi list score goes down too low, or their is some financial catastrophe. What then?

>>51582653
If your broker goes caput the fact that you owned 4000 shares of SNED and 4000 shares of FEED will be insured, but if SNED and FEED lose value while your shares get recovered SIPC will not protect against that.

>>51582543
easy to say without knowing background fully but sure, I dont disagree. I have tried to let her down gently but, some women are just dick drunk.

>>51582571
the dark legions of Mordor are emptying their fowl liquidity from the dark swamps

They can't answer the question seriously.

>>51582653
Ex: you own 240 shares of KO. Then one day your statement (or you login) says "Sorry no KO for you". Your broker is legally on the hook and has to make it right if there is no legit reason those shares are gone.

holy FUCK

>>51582687
Who?

>>51582699
You know exactly who look at the question above. They can't answer it.

They don't understand how serious this is.

>>51582670
I haven't handled cash since the pandemic, and I don't think there is an answer to your other questions that doesn't involve some faggy self sustenance farm in the woods.

>>51582694
oh my god it's like anudda shoah! the humanity

>>51582694
It's fucking over for bulltards

>>51582699
THEY

>>51582571
Sauron is up to his old shennanigans.

>>51582672
>>51582688
thanks, looks like I'm good up to $500k

i masturbated for the first time in a few weeks

my mind is clear, i am free from fear because nothing matters

good night faggots

>>51582650
We only pay $14 an hour because that's all we can afford. That's fucking drive through wages. Like I said we can't compete any longer. The bosses son was supposed to take over. He's my friend and how I got the job 5 years ago. All he ended up doing was spending all of the company's money, took a huge salary, and then quit on his dad. Literally broke his father's spirit. It's so sad to see. Couldn't imagine doing my father like that.

>>51582571
>SPX down

It dropped loke 150 in one day. Vix took a nap. Pretty sure it was around 390 or 388 the day before.

>>51582765
Why is the forest quiet.

>>51580866
SAUCE NIGGA PLEASE

>>51582522
The more things change, the more they stay the same

>>51582694
>not even a half a percentage point
you're conditioned now to be scared of seeing red or something? or do you not have anything better to do than to spread fear?

>>51582772
Its a picture of me rendered by ai into anime

>>51582772

New

>>51582790
>>51582790

women owe me sex.

>>51582769
I farted super loud and killed all the birds

>>51582772
The educational links section is there for a reason

>>51582571
manipulation to make you buy all the way down

>>51582333
Ah, well I have some advice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2acP06791I

>>51582569
Bottom is 2008 levels. Shiddy pants in charge can say its not a recession, its not a depression all he wants, the market will reflect it.
Rocker, did you crush hard on those faggots today? Obviously homosexuals love soxl

>>51580866

Futures are flat following another day of losses after Fed rate hike, sell-offs

>>51582653
I'm stealing that Pepe lol

>>51580866
We're getting the stage the go into the real dump. Probably October

Beclown posters you have beheemed yourselves

>>51580866
Jesus christ another stockie thread I have to jump into because you posted kino anime tits/ass. Can you stop posting this so I can not jump into these threads?

Futures lower following another day of losses after Fed rate hike, sell-offs