/biz/ - Business & Finance

I think my gookfu left me

>>51568723
What gave it away?

>>51568795
she says to me, "i'm leaving you", i think that's what gave it away.

>>51568812
Are you sure she didn’t say “i’m leaving you money” and the phone connection was just bad. After all it is North Korea.

>>51568220
That gif is a blast from the past.

Nobody’s migrating. This thread will die like Baggie’s social life.

fuck this gay ass market

wtf?
nasdaq in a bubble?

Short pussy. Massively overvalued going into recession.

>don't invest in meme stocks bro it's dumb
>whole market is literally a meme market

>>51570334
Oof sucks for my QQQ

Kek baggies

>he doesn’t know about the LMT ufo leaks
>he’s not investing in a company with ufo tech
>a war company during a time of geopolitical stress
>he thinks the next generation wartech is priced in

Why aren’t you in LMT you fucken idiots?

See what happens when no links are posted

Im getting tired

HODL APES HODL

DJI is almost green

>>51568220
Budlights defeat the jew

How do I turn $100 into 1 million?

So this melt up /smg/ predicted....

Yea intel is a way better buy. AMD can’t even manufacture its own products. Maybe if they ask nicely intel will run a batch for AMD in their new taxpayer funded fab. When American production is more sustainable then you can expect high tariffs on non American chips. Sorry you picked such a loser company anon

>>51573319
Lockmart use H-1B aliens, not ayylmao aliens.

>>51568220
>bobos in control

>>51573477
This reminds me, I need to order some tendies from KFC.

>>51573497
Hey, Sanjay, learn to fucking type correctly and make an actual product instead of shilling on a softcore hentai messaging board.

>>51573496
Thats Boeing
Boeing is a company run by Aliens (the bad kind)

>10Yr Yields
>10Yr Yields
>10Yr Yields

>>51569005

>>51568220
I'm just sad today.

>>51573491
Get lucky on a really far outta the money butterfly spread several times in a row

>>51568812
My Peruvian ex gf left me because I couldn't deal with her liking her ex's pictures on Instagram, so I cheated on her for two months before I told her I didn't want her to like his pictures. She told me I was too possessive and broke up with me and a week later posted pics of her with him. A month later, she texts me 'wait' and I layed it down on her that I cheated three times on her, no condom. Haven't heard from her since. It's been three years now. I miss her. Spy puts. Now

>GOOGL and META green while the market bleeds
as it should be. Burry really should've just stuck with them instead of YOLOing into GEO.

>>51573248
>AMD can’t even manufacture its own products. Maybe if they ask nicely intel will run a batch for AMD in their new taxpayer funded fab
Hahaha, he thinks intel has the capacity to update their dino fabs to bleeding edge level. He thinks intc isnt still outsourcing the production of their OWN “bleeding edge” (in reality dogshit) chips to TSM because they cant get any uv lith machines from ASML since TSM has all of them on back order. He doesnt realize that INTC cant even book fab space with TSM to produce their dogshit “bleeding edge” chips because theyve been so booked by AAPL, NVDA, and AMD
Once again INTC “investors” reveal they dont know SHIT about the industry and are just looking at lines on a chart and falling for low PE and high div yield numbers. Dummies!

>>51573490
no the sulfites are triggering my celiac disease

>>51573538

>>51573319

>>51568220
where are the links?

>>51573540
>My Peruvian ex gf left me because I couldn't deal with her liking her ex's pictures on Instagram, so I cheated on her for two months before I told her I didn't want her to like his pictures.
Jesus, 21st century relationships sure are whacky.

>>51573550
A-Ari???

>>51573559
on the golf course

>>51573540
Shitty people. Sounds like you really deserved eachother

>>51573521
kek AMD baggie

>>51573477
I'm all in on inverse reddit.

>>51573559
Try Pebble Beach or Augusta.

>>51573559
OP is a faggot and the links are shoved up his ass

Thoughts on dividend etfs?

>>51573564
Moe?

Hello, can someone post pepe catching the falling knife?

>>51573579
i was for a while but those literal retards kept and still keep propping bed bath and beyond up over 6 bucks
god i hate them

>>51568812
She probably was lurking /smg/ and saw those Saturday morning titties and her face plastered all over here and knew the source lmao

>>51573588
SCHD is the comfiest.

>>51573571
I don't cheat on girls until they cross the line. If she talks to her ex, I won't get mad. I'll get even. They may be dumb, but they should know better

>>51573588
Fees to pay fees, to pay taxes

>>51573588
Good if you have 6 gorillion dollars and Jewish. Not so good for us poor plebs

>>51568220
SOXL keeps bleeding lmao

>>51573571
SCHD or JEPI, preferably 50/50 if you want some cash flow

What should I buy tuesday?

it's time for me to shill PRTY again now that it's down and IV has tanked

>>51573581
I golf at pebble beach i'm losing AT LEAST three balls in the ocean in an 18 hole round.

>>51573625
David SOXL last seen boarding poo airlines fleeing into Russia

kek baggies

>>51573367

Dont praise yourself you dumb cunt

I'm gonna sell 3 SQQQ and buy videogames with it
should I get death stranding and cyberpunk 2077

>>51573497
Here you go dumbass>>51573542

In other news, what are your serious predictions on SPY at closing bell tomorrow?

>>51573588
>etfs
Junk usually.

>>51573648
>should I get death stranding and cyberpunk 2077

Poor Russel, always getting hit the hardest.

>>51573501
Jesus Christ baggot you're a degenerate gambler. You make me look conservative in comparison. Although I did quite well playing video poker last night.

holy fuck i bought zim last week thinking it was gonna bounce and it's gone down another 25% since then. it's down 55% in 1 month. what the fuck kind of jewish stock is this? they have 10 billion revenue and 3 billion market cap. even if their revenue were to be slashed by 60% they would still be better valued than any tech stock in existence. this stock market is absolutely f*cked. f*ck you.

kek, faggies, kek

>>51573601
Both GME and BBBY were down +5% today, which covered the premium I had to pay on the put spread for ootm to play like a bigboi. If it's red again tmrw I'll be raking in min 25% profit. Not bad for a couple days work.
Both need to die so the market can live. They've become symbols for the bears, and bumps in the night for bulls. Until both die there will be no rally. Their blood sacrifice will birth the bull market anew.
I have seen it.

>>51573648
Get Deus ex human revolution for PS3. It should be only $5 even with 10% daily inflation

>>51573659
4100 after people run to the doors to cover

>>51573649
Yea that’s unsubstantiated cope. ASML is filling intel orders
https://www.asml.com/en/news/press-releases/2022/intel-and-asml-strengthen-their-collaboration-to-drive-high-na-into-manufacturing-in-2025

>>51573642
>I-it's those Pacific winds, I tell ya.

>intel shill back

No I am not buying boomergoy computer

Here we go

>>51573647
Based buncun strikes again

Any good TA been posted lately? Anything helpful on NDX that will help me determine when to sell SQQQ? We’re right at the 200 DMA on the daily. Near oversold on the daily as well. Does that indicate that there will be a bounce soon?

I have beheemed myself....

>>51573665
Death stranding for sure. It's only $5 and it's a really trippy game. Cybergoy is still an unfinished mess.

>>51568220
>tfw 80k in dry powder left
>shemitah surprise still on the table
>Powell promises more pain
Cash bros we just can't stop winning

>>51573691
Well i wasnt aware of that but had been on the lookout for this exact presser. That unironically changes everything

>>51573672
They made a poor decission to pay out fat divvies to themselves and shareholders instead of decreasing the debt. Doesn't build much trust in eyes of longterm investors.

>>51573648
Definitely not trannypunk

>>51573648
You should get a lobotomy

>>51573500
>checkem

>>51573714
its crap

Oh look, oil's doing another fake and gay rally up to 84 before dumping again.

>>51573674
How do you even lose money just short lmao

>made half my bi-weekly pay cheque in a few days by bobo posting and buying SQQQ

Uncharted feel

>>51573727
that would be like shooting fish in a barell

>>51573717
This is not the response I was expecting. Good luck my newborn intel chad

>>51573648
You know, chess is free on chess.com. You could maybe try playing that

How long until my buy and hold SPY with every paycheck starts making me money again?

Dump oil, dump
Maybe these retarded sand niggers will finally let us have nuclear for a change

Kek baggies

What the hell is happening to the Dow?

>>51573766
How does 2032 sound?

>>51573767
how the fuck is oil and gas even going down...like nothing changed lol.

>>51573781
Just tonguing that pre covid high.

>>51573781
Its finna go green

>>51573781
It's a random grabbag of Boomercorps, so who knows?

>>51573766
It depends. Right now the bubble is popping because the fed is raising interest rates. There are two outcomes

1) the fed raises rates for a few years and then we get back to the 0% interest rates we've been able to enjoy since 2008 and everything goes back to normal

2) we never get interests rates that low again and the good times are over

>>51573781
Usual 1-2pm scalp

Is the sava pump over? I may or may not have bought calls which are deep in the red now

>>51573760
Not sure if id go that far, theyre just completely lost now. Theyve got a long way to go on their roadmap to turn their shit around, AMD has already had great success. We’ll see how the two of them do when we come out of this bear market. Im not buying either for a while. AMD is obviously cancer in a growth contraction cycle but INTC, which should be resilient, is also dogshit at the moment. So yeah not buying either but we’ll see what the future holds. Cheers

>>51573810
>buying scam stocks that are already up 25%
lel

>omg babe, you finally bought me 1 share of LVMH?

>>51573766
2052

>>51573794
>>51573796
>>51573797
>>51573806
I feel like I'm not even looking at a chart, I'm looking at a seismograph. Earthquakes.

>>51573636
Tell me when WAR MODE is released you annoying Drunk

>>51573811
>theyre just completely lost now
Meant to say theyre NOT completely lost now. Theyve now got a fighting chance to make a turnaround happen

>>51573648
dont get those trash games. give me 1 sqqq and ill tell u some good games

>>51573761
>chess engine invalidates your game at every level of play
>chessmasters seethe about it and point fingers and each other accusing one another of using an engine to win

>chart local highs and lows that have been bouncing between for hours
>buy into short position at the local top
>IMMEDIATELY STOPS FOLLOWING THE TRENDS AND STAYS STUCK COMPLETELY AT MY BUY IN LEVEL
its all so very tiresome

I seriously hope none of you are holding on September 24th

>>51573828
And for Valentine's day, I'm getting you a share of LISN bby

>>51573836
Good analogy. Aftershocks of the 10 year spike.

>>51573679
Quality Post

>>51573802
>good times are over
For how long? Not forever right?

I feel like such a giga brain, I know so much about overnight interest transactions. At minimum I know enough to know it is free money scam for banks from fed

>>51573672
I did some DD on them, they only sign their fuel contracts for 1 year at a time and they bet on building out their LNG fleet significantly in the last 3 years. Market probably doesn't like the idea of needing to renew a bunch of LNG fuel contracts over the next few quarters. Also:
>Israeli company
You get what you pay for, no refunds goy.

>>51573741
>t.

>>51568220
I've lost 7 thousand dollars on CRBP and I geniunly get a physical response to seeing indian men, even in pictures, like I'm getting triggered, a form of PTSD, it can be more or less subtle depending on the content but my heart rate quickens and i experience random, uncontrolable twitches. I am 100% serious and not joking.

>>51573867
for you

>>51573856
I feel like there will be a fake gay pump before it

>>51573872
Now consider how much the Fed has to pay out with rates increasing: https://adventuresincapitalism.com/2022/09/18/the-fed-is-fuct-part-3/

>>51573855
i had to make this post to kick the algorithms into doing their thing apparently, cmon, keep dropping, thats a good line

>>51573781
India just woke up and started redeeming

>>51573477
>amc
lol who the fuck didn't sell their AMC yet? adam aaron literally fucked all the shareholders with his plans to dillute even more with his "dividend". amc will literally be a penny stock soon

>>51573491
Find someone who turned 1 million dollars into 100 dollars and then do the exact opposite.

It works.

>>51573811
Pat Gelsinger will crush Lisa Su in the long run, he built intel and understands chips. AMD rose while intel was being led by people who didn’t understand or care and were coasting on their legacy like that dipshit Ford CEO 10 years ago, not to mention intel basically is being backed by the US government, but it will be 5 years before they rebuild and bring products to market. Value trap for the next few years.

when is the shemitah actually ending? I am hearing anywhere from this sunday to the 31st

how long until they patch this short the TLT money glitch

>>51573672
Shipping is a weird sector. I only look at it when it has been crushed. I think the greeks are all jews

S&P 500 falls to the lowest since July on fears the Fed is pushing the economy into a recession

>>51573856
u will cease reposting wallstreetbets memes in this thread immediately chud.

>>51573914
https://www.timeanddate.com/moon/phases/

Hello, can someone post pepe catching the falling knife?

>>51573937
>Me rn

>>51573899
Redditors crying about fucking hedgies meanwhile the banks literally make - FREE .3-.4% spread right now just for being the faucet

>>51573915
christ you might be onto something
looking like free money like shorting uvxy

In a drunken stupor after banging my Vietnamese girlfriend and watching a gta 4 let's play, i watched Andor on Disney plus
I thought they couldn't do worse than rogue Juan, but boy, was I wrong. Now I'm loaded up on spy 380 puts because fuck this economy and fuck its goyslop
https://youtu.be/3AszBEW01Ks

>>51573956
Based

>>51573930
>on fears the Fed is pushing the economy into a recession
I want the jobs of the people who say this shit because Agent J has been saying for months in every way he can other than, "I'm purposely pushing the economy into a recession," that he's pushing the economy into a recession.

>>51573937
>>51573956
god damn yall boutta get fucked

>>51573964
its about time star war did a cowboy theme planet

>Next paycheck I can use in my 'folio on a full trading day is on the end of Shemitah
What does his mean

>>51573976
You must be a black bear.

I'm up almost 1% today and I'm not shorting jack shit.

>>51573828
>The upper middle class getting f*ucked by higher rates and stock market losses
>China recession

LVMH is going down like a led balloon

>>51573911
Pat is legit but so is lisa. Theres really no reason to count out AMD or lisa su, their turnaround story is basically a masterstroke. Theres also no reason to think a chip company thats fabbed is automatically better than a nonfabbed company

>>51573983
It means lurk more, or go back to Plebbit.

What Chinese stocks can you recommend bros?

lil bro is deadass still long

Bobo's are suspiciously quiet

>>51573964
It's actually pretty good. I stopped watching it and started serial experiments lain instead, but it's pretty decent. I don't get why a world as diverse as star wars is suddenly restrictively Hispanic and lower class English people, but, it's pretty decent compared to trash new GOT and LOTR. The hooker in the first episode is actually quite a good actress. Very nicely done facial expressions. I expect she'll get some good roles after that.

Look out below. SPY to 315.

>>51573899
Yo this articles retarded tho a little bit, dude acts like the fed will continue to pay out when they don’t have to. They can simply stop accepting bids and lower their exposure. In which case it’s the banks holding massive cash when there’s no yield that are cucked not the fed. Also the fed doesn’t materialize its losses when it QT’s, it just never accepts the losses. It has been underwater for years

I wish I had a sibling sometimes. I grew up used to being alone and having to rely on myself for everything. It must be comforting to have a brother or a sister that you can fall back on or at least know they are in it with you so you are never truly alone.

Look at these adorable little pumps

>>51573884
>DO NOT REDEEM!!!! DO NOT REDEEM!!!!

>>51574019
Patrick and the other weather guy beclown themselves at meme lines

>>51574028
>This degen again

>>51573991
>>The upper middle class getting f*ucked by higher rates and stock market losses
And supply chains. Real estate fucks are having panic attacks about not getting their appliances in time.

>>51574027
It’s great until they die and you are alone for the first time.

>>51574019
try $200

>>51574001
YANG

>>51574027
Yes and no. My brother and I faught constantly as kids, basically hated each other as teenagers, and now we are cool but rarely talk to each other.

>>51574027
imagine how much pantsu sniffing you missed out on by not having a hot sister

>>51574027
It’s extremely comfy. You need at least 4 children in my opinion

>>51574019
Dan agrees

>>51574019
As much as I want to believe it, there's just too many retards out there above the age of 65 that won't let it happen. Thomas Jefferson was right, fuck the tyranny of vicious little men

>>51574050
I had an older sibling once but she ended up dying when I was 8. So I know how you feel

>>51574044
What’s degenerate about metering pumps?

>>51574054
Thanks, although I can't find anything on its CEO. If she is not black then I'm not buying.

>>51574070
>Stroke rate

>>51573884
Is there a milk breath hotline you can call?

>>51573995
Reddit doesn't know what shemitah is

>>51574027
No, it sucks having to compete for attention and resources, and if you have nothing to offer them they don't care that much about you. On the flipside they can sometimes take some heat off you per parental expectations.

https://www.twitch.tv/russiangas1
fuck all of you yuropoors

Just learned about Adani Enterprises. Indian conglomerate. Look at the chart of ADANIENT on the NSE. Why weren't we investing in emerging markets back in 2020?

>schd green today
boomer divvy bros..

>>51574070
What chemicals we metering here, what is this for?

>>51574096
Living like royalty over there.

>>51574090
Exactly, which is why he needs to go back if he doesn't know.

AVCT


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>>51574111
This one will be pumping 12% bleach

another ascending wedge on spy
DROP YOU BITCH

>>51574110
> P/E = 420
It would be a shame if people started to redeem the shares

THE 10 YEAR WENT TO 3.7%. THIS LIL NIGGA CONTROLS OUR FATE. IF COST OF CAPITAL FOR COMPANIES INCREASES IT PUTS DOWNWARD PRESSURE ON P/E MULTIPLES. TYPICALLY YIELDS MOVE FIRST THEN STOCKS GO DOWN. UNTIL THE 10 YEAR STABILIZES, WE WILL DUMP.

If only you knew how bad things were going to get

>>51574007
basking in gains

>>51574122
You don't even know how IDs work
Who's the real redditor?

who else was smart like me and invested in high div yield stocks?

>wagmi

anybody else getting fucked now that i posted my postitions? i fucking knew it was going to fucking reverse if i fucking did that, and now i'm fucking red all over the fucking place.

>>51573540

Holy fuck how embarrassingly beta can you be

>>51574160
kek, baggie

XLP
XLV
XLU
If you aren't swing trading these three bear market saviors throughout this crash you basically fucking retarded. That is all

Sirs the volume on the 1 dte 50c for SAVA is high. What are (((they))) planning?

>That one Minnesota restaurant that started using robo waiters in lieu of the wagie shortage
>Customers are slapping the robot's ass after being served
Machismo always finds a way

>>51574158
>smart
>buying stocks
>buying dividend stocks
Uh oh

>>51574160
you didnt follow the screenshot rule
again
how many times stayvuhn

>>51574190
>Don't have to deal with wage-oids begging for tips
Kek based

>>51574168

XRP

>>51574164
>one post by this id
I got more pussy during those two months and the two that followed than you ever will, faggot. That's old news, though.
We're now talking about stroke pumps, you absolute cretin. Ketchup.

>>51574191
Poor bobo, will have to compete not only with other bobos wanting to cover, but also with dividend buying boomers. Many such cases in past.

>>51574065
you mean all those guys who are moving en masse to 4% bonds? who can finally pay off their double mortgaged homes and get the fuck out of the market?

>>51574065
A lot of those little men are getting phone calls from their financial advisors right now warning them about risks in the equity markets and that they should take defensive actions.

Why are we still printing red daily candles

>>51573672
ZIM is fucked because
>shipping rates dropping to pre-pandemic levels
>global recession fears
>debt + contracts for ships they can't get out of quickly if there's a downturn

>>51574158
You do know they can lower or suspend the dividend at anytime and those stocks plummet. High dividends can also = company on shakey ground offering a dividend they really can’t afford

>>51574096
whoa i wish i lived in russia

I'm gonna buy SOXL

>>51574220
because i went long

>>51574214
>hes bragging that the only people still buying are braindead retail boomers buying divvy stocks
Thats not bullish unfortunately

>>51574190
Based minosotians

>>51574220
because we haven't hit my final slurping levels yet

>>51574168
Maybe I should livestream my washing machine

cmon bitch go back to 373 so i can sell and go clean my house

>>51574241
Don't care what it is. I'm happy with what market has to offer to me right now so I'm buying.

>>51574238
I bought it at 10.65 today.

Invest in snap they said....
2021 was great but fuuuuuck 2022

why is it so dead?

>>51574168
that's cute lol it costs cents to run a stovetop burner all day

>>51574274
We're all dead and this is hell.

>>51574274
People are already drunk.

>>51574274
Alot of people quit the market because their accounts blew up

>>51574274
Dont tell the bears why

>>51574158
I will be gathering another 3.3% return on my LIF investment next week. I didn't buy them for the dividend though, I bought them for the iron ore moon that's coming.

>>51574283
Not in Germany

>>51574290
yesterday was the most devious bullshit market day i think ive ever seen, three reversals just to bleed as much money from retail as algorithmically feasible

>>51574299
yeah, well

>>51574274
>>51574291
Nowa not the time for Bobo posting, soon however...

>>51573802
If we ever go back to near zero interest rates again we will have 8 percent inflation again
The fed can't afford to not tighten all the way this time. The rates have to come up and stay up and the balance sheet has to get run off so the debt bubble deflates or pops. Then the economy can actually grow in real terms instead of mostly just nominal terms

>>51574274
shhh
dont speak or bobo find us

>>51574299
You don't say

>>51574134
>another ascending wedge on spy
aint ascending no mo

>>51568220
I'm not selling a goddamned thing at a loss. Suck my dick. I'm also keeping a handwritten list of names and addresses, a local and statewide list of likes and their pet niggers.

>>51574271
>snap
I would sell now. If you want to get any resemblance of your money back. That shit is going to keep going down. Sell in the next bull trap.

>>51574274
The silent permabull majority tooketh their balls and went home. Another sign this is far from over.

>>51574330

>>51574330
t. Hodl mode activated

>doordash some smashburger to my work
>drivers name is Keisha
>she is no where near smashburger and hasn't moved in 5 minutes
I fucking hate niggers

>>51574168
>Russoid trying to mock standard of living
Sad!

>>51574287
i know i am

>>51574352
>Ordering Doordash
You deserve it.

Remember baggot, your infidelity robbed you of this with your gookfu. Now you will die alone just like me.

>>51574331
I'm not selling for less than $30. It can't go any lower

>>51574232
That’s why you spread the risk around with different companies and different dividend yields.

I sold my SAVA CALLS TOO EARLY AAAAAA

Reminder that bobos never get to cum.

>>51574362
I am right below the COO for the e-commerce company I work for and had to do a bunch of customs paperwork today. Didn't have time to drive there.

my turkey sandwich gave me the fuel to bobo a few extra pyramid bucks out of spy b4 the fake and gay power or sour hour. i already logged out of my trading account to go play some vidya

>>51574352
>doordash some smashburger
JFC bro that must be a $90 lunch

>>51574271
whats the point of hodling this? they banned the whores advertising nudes. then bought a defunct 3d emoji company to show that instead of tiddies, pinkies and browneyes in the profile pics. the only cool thing was privacy and then fed busted the pedo rings that were part of that.

>>51574365
>ywn have children with your trad Latina wife
Whats the motivation for investing if you don't have a trad Latina wife to share it with?

Where are my BBBY chads at lmao

>>51574352
I only used those apps once to get Chick fil A and the driver was a pajeet who forgot my sprite like a dumbass

>>51574365
Even if you were faithful, she would have eventually left you anyways.

>>51574373
damn $30 million muriel siebert anon was right!

>>51574365
no i'm going to go to korea and get her back

>>51574392
$16 for a burger + fries and a $2 tip

>>51574299
Wonder if they are still laughing?

>>51574362
this. i only use them to order pickup now. if i order delivery they leave the food on the ground for anyone to take and then split. i wanted to shoot them every time they did this.

>>51574352
I stopped using urber/doordash when drivers started doing chain deliveries, by the time I get food it's already 30 minutes cold

>>51568220
What's Powell saying tomorrow at 2?

>>51574368
Ok good luck with that. Snap is a dying company with no strategy to make profits. overvalued tech companies in a tightening market = bankruptcy.

getting very close to when I want to buy the soxl

> MRK and VZ keep going up
yep, people are finally realizing that speculative stocks are not worth your time.
> sip
dividend paying stocks is where the real value is

>>51574407
Just get a new gook, lord knows there's plenty of them who want to get whitebux

new decade theme:

https://youtu.be/x-xTttimcNk

>>51574394
Holding cause the market is excessive low due to reactions from earlier this year. Once Snapchat has another profitable quarter the shit will skyrocket to 20-25

>>51574408
>$18 for a negress to fondle your burger
Also shoulda been $4 tip you cheap fuck.

my paper trades went well today. all green so far. also i guessed the nsdq trending range pretty well too.

i feel the pain and emotion yesterday helped me be a better trader today. also cooked some coconut milk curry from a curry cookbook. was pretty good even though it was very basic.

also called work earlier and got my shift scheduling fixed so that was great stress reliever too.

>>51574427
dividend stocks are a meme. The money is literally coming out of your principle.

>>51574398
Why hello fellow BBBY chad, I just opened a massive put position on BBBY today, thank you for asking.

>>51574420
Did you even read the investment reports? It's growing in users really fast and plans on more monetization plans soon

>>51574432
Based.

>>51574408
>$2 tip
No wonder nobody is delivering your shit nigger always tip 10 for delivery. This is why fast food delivery isn’t a sustainable business model you have a bunch of cheapskates trying to get others to deliver $16 worth of food to them promptly for $2

>>51574405
Lol that was me LARPing as one of SAVA's whales who posted his 30M position earlier in 2022
>>51574373
IT's going to dump super hard tomorrow or next week

>>51574440
She is literally driving further away from smashburger. Only chinks and mexicans should be allowed to doordash because they are the only ones that actually put effort into it.

>>51574397
My single goal in life is to get rich, move to Vegas, help all of my /smg/ bros out (minus baggot, scoopsies, and that /fit/fag that spergs out over OMAD). And then use my money to troll and dab on normalfags for leaving me behind and forsaking me. Women were never part of the picture.

>>51574407
That would be a mistake. Get through your mourning period and move on.

What to buy, everything is on sale?

>>51574443
Dividends give you constant returns without trading. To make profit on speculative stocks you need to look for top and bottoms to get good performance out of your investments. Sounds like something that millenials would want to do.

>>51574480
I’ll meet you there when I make it

>>51574368
they've got a 5 year runway to do something

>>51574421
why must you beclown yourself

>>51574472
top kek green is green sir nevermind the double 30% days

uh oh

>>51574480
>Vegas
Otherwise based.

when is the global economy collapsing this nigger shit is so boring

>>51574255
Thats just because youre dumb. Its fine, supoptimal but you might beat spy long term, but dont call it smart. Its like the second most braindead strategy possible

>>51574515
Somebody has to keep an eye on tinny.

>new lows
Uh oh
Sour hour incoming

>>51574443
If that bothers you then just turn on DRIP

now looks like a good time for a swing trade with spy calls but im not going long at all in this market
fuck no

2000 style crash in general equities imminent. Bond market doesn't lie.

>>51574512
>It keeps getting worse

>>51574480
get that zoomer puss puss boi

>>51574528
Braindead sounds good to me, hard to make mistakes that way.

avct
avct
avct
avct

go go go higher!!

After 2y I think I'm finally becoming a good trader.

I've also come up with a sentiment algorithm and a system that so far is paying off. (Pic rel)
There's still some intuition behind it of course and I track fundamentals closely as well.

I don't need to stay at this rate which is obviously unsustainable, but I hope it's good enough to beat the market and get out of my wagie job at a bank.

next
>>51574567
>>51574567
>>51574567

i have this rule whereby i never regret a winning trade and yet i spend all day checking the prices where it would be if i hadnt sold
i beclown myself

>>51574510
Im glad you made money on buying SAVA calls but now is the time to sell SAVA calls while they're super high.
Im selling an ATM straddle for SAVA expiring next friday and the expeted move its pricing in is huge

>>51574550
Like i said nothing wrong with it, youll underperform, but eventually youll make money. Just dont call it smart

>>51574480
Why Vegas? We all need to meet up in Eastern Europe and post tiktoks

>>51574577
samesies! but i realize that by me closing my position it affects where the underlying ends up so its not so simple

>>51574397
When I make it I'm going to use my gains to save the white race and become emperor of the world through enacting Frank Amodeo's capital genesis plan.

>>51574480
>rent free along with two trip fags
Very based, mr. rocker. Soon you'll realize that your gunt is ever extending, and will then reach out for nutritional help.
There will be none. Your goyslop will consume you; ironic.
>>51574533
>June lows
Probably a decent time to do some slurping, at these levels. Will continue the slurp from here, down.

>>51574584
i dont deal with shitcoins. I stick to selling spy snake oil. It's the game i know. its the game i love.

>>51574443
No it isn’t

i like no links

>>51574480
actually dies a slow, aids riddled death in Thailand like a boss