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I have $80 to my name, after that I'm completely broke. I need a safe guaranteed 2x, either through leverage at 20x or spot. What coin will yield me this gain by EOW?

>> No.51573886

Ethereum

>> No.51573990

>>51573874
Reminder that DOGE is now the second largest Proof Of Work coin by marketcap.

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>>51573874
OH MY GOY!!!! IS THAT LIKE LE HECKIN ATTACK LE TITANIC!?!? THATS LIKE THE BESTEST MANGO EVER WRITTEN AND LE HECKIN ANIME IS SOOOO COOOOL!!!! I POST ABOUT IT REDDIT EVERY DAY!!!!

>> No.51574518

Short Luna on Kucoin

>> No.51574860

>>51574518
Don't do that, a scamwick will obliterate your short.

Here's a legitimate fucking answer:
Long BTC x18 EXACTLY. There is a high chance we're gonna relief pump to 20.2k. That's all you need to x2. Liq price is below 18k and that proved to be titanium support. That's your best bet.

>> No.51575280

>>51573990
>tfw was on the Dogecoin subreddit for the memes in 2013 when they were 1/1000th of a cent
>acquired zero

>> No.51575300

Have you tried getting a job?

>> No.51575319

Green coin (ticker: McDonald's job application)

>> No.51575674

>>51574860
ngl was going to say the same thing.

>> No.51575728

>>51573874
The most obvious solution is staring you in the face. Get a J-O-B poorboy
Or at least look into consumer product surveys in your area. I just got paid $50 to taste test 2 Chick-fil-A sandwiches 2 hours ago.