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AVCT

>they intervened?

I’m a fucking smarty pants

Japan is conducting a special currency operation

Stupid question here, relative to leveraged ETFs. Let's say I'm an Europoor. If I buy a 1x non-hedged S&P500 ETF en EUR, then of course I'm affected by the change rate. obviously.
Now if I buy the a 2x leveraged S&P500 non-hedged ETF in EUR, what's the change rate? Is it still at 1x, or at 2x?
I'm kinda lost on that part. Thanks frens. Have some delicious brown anime tiddies.

NIPPON
STROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

>>51568233
Qrd?

Are the zoomers trolling the government?

Also, no more option streaming you cucks

>we got any jobless claim meme narratives locked and loaded?

>>51568233
>>51568247

please tell me they are cutting ties from central banks and making their own currency and saying fuck you to the tiny hats

>less than 10 minutes before job openings

>>51568239
>change rate
You mean usd/eur? Not sure either, possible its not affected at all because the etf is just imitating the course of its underlying asset and doesnt have anything to do with usd per se

Finally, you better hope the senate fights this or freedom is t free anymore

>>51568247
Too bad the Brits abandoned them. Today’s going to be just as fucked as yesterday because the Brit Central bank is made of cowards

anyone had a chance to review the Lennar earnings from after hours yesterday? there was basically 0 aftermarket movement on the stock

>>51568287
I think they are scared too after their prime minister was assassinated. Can't have any Gaddafi's going around thinking they can free themselves or their countries from enslavement

>>51568284
Don't think they'll matter at all today. Right now all the central bank moves are being priced in. A lot of euro pmi's are being released overnight, so there may be some waiting for those also.

>>51568293
Yeah, I meant the USD/EUR change rate. As an European, I buy my ETF in EUR, but as it's an ETF replicating an US index, with US companies, labelled in USD, I'm thus exposed to the USD/EUR change rate. I think the 2x ETF should only be affected at 1x regarding the change rate, but I'm not 100% sure.

>>51568272
haha yes trolling. They're not retarded it's all a joke of course...

Didn't Jeff Snider say something about the pivot coming before March 2023?

>>51568311
Its worse then you think. One of them actually voted for a 25bps. I assume one of the women

Why is HOOD +10% this morning?

>>51568239
Currency it’ll be 1X regardless. The return is separate

Ohnonononono

WHAT IN THE I SAY WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS WHAT??!!?

>>51568373
we will proceed to violently shake out shorts and longs in yesterday's range for the rest of the year

>>51568373

>based Nippon saving the bullrun
Better luck next time bobo. This little fomc induced dump was a trap. Uptober is upon us.

AMD $100 EOM NVDA $300 EOY

all in soxl

long or put?
75 points is gay and fucking fake jeremo is signaling another pump i think

>>51568272
our generation had Jenkem, then the people after had eating tide pods. those were clearly jokes. I dont know about nyquil chicken though, it is more believable than the others. Maybe im just getting old

>>51568403
Gracias fren

what the fuck is this bullshit mumu narrative you're trying to push
>Japan intervened on the yen, therefore the dollar will fall, therefore stocks will rise!!!
l o l
the yen is 13% weight in the DXY basket
it doesn't matter. Euro is what matters.
I understand that mumu is desperate for any narrative to latch onto.. but come on.
It also is a desperation move by Japan, where they aren't adjusting monetary policy / interest rates in response - it is inevitable for the yen to fall again; the yen rally will be short lived - you cannot fight the fundamentals of interest rates and exchanges rates

So basically, the Fed is trying to raise rates to a point where it will break the stock market and demand, but not raise them so far it will break the economy and supply. And the midterms are coming in Nov so millions of mutts will be jobless and homeless as a result. So the Dems are basically going to sit back and let Powell crash the economy with no survivors which will cost them the election?
Did I miss anything?

Good morning niggers and sirs and that one schizo that is obsessed with my OC which I will post shortly.

>>51568441
Just ignore them, the more mumus that realize we haven't stopped dumping the sooner there will actually be a bottom. Untill then we still have a long way to go.

>>51568404
>>51568445
the part where joe brandon is fairly popular to begin with and most dems are already poors with no stocks

>>51568441
Face it. Mumu is undefeated. All your words are but dust in the wind when thy melt up begins. In the long run no force can stand agaisnt the rising markets.

What's it gunna be today?

>>51568414

>>51568467
Then they have nothing to lose by voting Republican.
It's like Brandon proved that he won't print money for them and that was his only purpose, to give the poors free money and he failed the one job they brought him in for.

>>51568453
r8 my b8

>>51568445
>So the Dems are basically going to sit back and let Powell crash the economy with no survivors which will cost them the election?

They are too corrupt to let him do it. He is a Biden appointee.

>>51568467
Also, by what metric is he popular?
As far as I see it, he is the least popular president ever.
Idc either way, I'm not a mutt, I just find the economic/political dynamics interesting.
I'm surprised Brandon hasn't already stepped in and told Powell to stop with the rate hikes and to start printing immediately.
The US economy is already in recession and the rate hikes are entrenching the damage being done.
It's really really stupid.

>>51568484
>coping this hard over being a wagie
stop being butthurt dude and get back to mouse jiggling

>>51568477
i trust the dream realm and powell saying correction on the housing market. plus the double dump yesterday.

>>51568484
is this supposed to be funny?

>>51568495
>He is a Biden appointee.
Not exactly but okay kinda?

>>51568441
>/smg/ this bearish
fuuccc. this is such a bullish post kek. Buy SPY calls today anons.

>>51568201
I had a great day yesterday frens
I sold spxl with 4 percent gains 2 min before 2pm. Then bought spxs at 23.90.

The only bad thing I did was to sell 40 percent of my spxs at close. I think we're going to continue dumping hard today. I won't have a chance to rebuy at the price I sold I think

Mumus are we not getting wrecked today like we thought we were? I really need a comfy day bros.

Hi /smg/, do you think Jamie Dimon regrets the banking industries involvement in propping up and utilizing woke social justice warriors to divide and conquer Occupy Wallstreet, now that it has come back full circle to haunt him?

Video related: https://twitter.com/ConsumersFirst/status/1572695102082142209

>>51568506
whats a mouse jiggler? Why would I need a mouse jiggler for my costco job?
>>51568519
no, its supposed to farm (you)'s. Thanks.

>>51568504
He's unironically doing a good job, Trump was too cowardly to let Jpow raise rates. Now we have raging inflation because of Trump's inaction.

>>51568557
>its supposed to farm (you)'s
so are you lonely, or are you a faggot
or are you a lonely faggot

>>51568573
you never seem to miss a thread do you. What were you saying about being a lonely faggot? Projection?

>>51568560
Is this really what libtrannies think? Kek. Pedo Joe may be the worst president ever. Say what you will about trump but I thrived financially while he was in office.

I can't sell my options on robinhood, the prices are frozen from yesterday anyone in the same boat?

>>51568560
yeah fucking trump not doing anything to fix things as a sitting president... oh wait.

>>51568482
If Congress/Biden slashed the Federal Budget and made gibs more restrictive, it would honestly help tackle inflation. Biden won’t do that for obvious reasons, and will wait until the Republicans are in Congress to do it so he can say they forced him

>>51568579
>you never seem to miss a thread do you
wat

prty bros wtf

>>51568504
Did you forget about the 1970's? It would be really, really stupid to let inflation stay out of control any longer, and printing is already far past the point of diminishing returns. The last time the Democrats tried your idea they got slapped with 12 years of Republican presidents. The mistake they're making now is not getting supply and production up, and the Fed can't do much about that anyway.

I get all my lewds and porn from biz

>>51568592
While you are wage cucking tomorrow think of me who will be up at 6am with no alarm to drink weed butter coffee and read and play vidya, and then when it's time for you to hop in your car and scoot over to the costco I will be stretching in my driveway getting ready to go run 7 miles at the nature park behind my neighborhood. Think I will have some toasted goyslop eggo circles and peanut butter tomorrow while you are hopping on microsoft teams with your regional manager. Then I'll trade until noon, play some more vidya, then hit the weights and treadmill in my basement all while you are still at the warehouse wage cucking. IDC what your salary when I know your spending habits. You NEED that salary to live. You are a wage cuck, a literal slave NPC.

>>51568484
You're the same faggot that was being a faggot last night. Stop being a fucking faggot.

>>51568554
>haunt him
lmao they can just say no fuck you we're not giving you our money

Calls or puts at open ?

>>51568605
I have never posted on smg before today.

>>51568579
>>51568579

ahem, jannys?

>>51568554
Give us the short and sweet run down. I refuse to visit that evil anti-semantic site known as twitter.

>>51568554
only poor retarded people have a chance of caring what that disgusting bitch says, and those aren't jamie's clients, so i dont think he's too concerned

>>51568603
>to drink weed butter coffee
Is this a normal thing people drink because it sounds like it would be gross.

>>51568605
sorry anon but that is my OC and someone has stolen it. Apparently its become quite popular.

>me today
Let's do this bros

>>51568634
starting to hear it more and more

>>51568620
reminder that the generation that is supposed to pay your pension is raised on this

>>51568582
oh lol, nevermind I flew to a new timezone and am used to the market opening at 830

>>51568445
>Did I miss anything?
the part where voting is rael

>>51568582
robinhood users deserve every bad thing that happens to them. you were supposed to move your money to a real broker after the GME fiasco

>>51568582
You can only trade options during market hours.

>>51568627
>bobo tranny calling the janny trannies
Checks out

>>51568627
>calls for jannies
go back to plebbit.

>mom is homeless

Lads shes worked 40-60 hours every week for the last 20 years and she has NOTHING not even a car

>>51568650
>>51568645
yeah I flew to the east coast and forgot about the timezone difference

>>51568620
I'm thinking calls when there is a dip today since it'll reverse for sure

>>51568658
Woman moment

>>51568658
impressive that people can be so irresponsible with money that they end up like that

>AAII investor sentiment at levels not seen since the Financial crisis
when the average chucklefuck investor is this bearish you have to BUY anon.

>>51568658
>>51568691
She's rich in her virtue signaling id bet.

After cashing out of my turbo bearish OOTM CAT puts yesterday, nothing looks cheap. Not even puts or shorts.

Shill me something cheap, bearish or bullish, I don't see anything at all.

every fuckingticker i put money in ends up dumping, wtf am i doing wrong, even at bottoms its not the bottom

>>51568715
$AVCT

>>51568715
unfortunately I will no longer be shilling anything that has realistic value and whatever tickets you see posted here are probably troll tickers. This is what smg deserves.

>>51568736
please start using a trip

>>51568750
why dont you just not reply or ignore my posts? Lack of self control?

I hope you fags are ready for the dump at open. This is the thinnest volume pump I've ever seen.

>>51568717
i want you to look into the mirror and tell me what you see

>>51568691
Kek

>>51568425
>Jenkem
>Jenkem is a purported inhalant and hallucinogen created from fermented human waste. In the mid-1990s, it was reported to be a popular street drug among Zambian children. They would reportedly put the feces and urine in a jar or a bucket and seal it with a balloon or lid respectively, then leave it out to ferment in the sun; afterwards they would inhale the fumes created.

>>51568735
Buying 100 of this shit

>>51568756
I want you to trip, so that I can filter your posts. This is my first time interacting with you, and based upon the others calling you out for being a faggot last night, it seems like this is a constant thing for you.
Go ahead, be a faggot - but please trip, so that we can filter you

>>51568758
>acknowledging any pump before 10:30 EDT

ISHYGDDT. Anything before 10:30 can be trashed immediately

>>51568658
So are you gonna leave us hanging or what? Tell us a story

I'm selling my body to buy the dip.

>>51568769
these AI pepes are scary af

>>51568772
>this is my first time
ahuh. you are the same single faggot who got butthurt and you're trying to act like there wasnt 15 people telling you that you were a nigger. sorry bud. niggers dont get to tell me what to do.

>>51568715
Let's see. I have FIZZ, TSM, ULTA and DPZ sitting at support, if you're bullish.
If you're bearish just buy SPY puts and hold until 3400.

>>51568790
Take your meds.

>>51568756
why don't you just fucking kill yourself, but let your faggot boyfriend take his pozed cock out of your cock and get far away first so he's not wrongly accused for being a murderer only a cock docking faggot like you.

he sold

>>51568802
>tripcode reply

>>51568802
baggie you really arent allowed to tell anyone else to kill yourself. All of smg is waiting for you to be a hero.
btw as I already said, I was the one posting that image last night so you guys can cope and attack that anon all you want but its out of my hands now.

nibble here
bite 3400
gorge 3000

>>51568735
Hmm... cheap shitty alternative to hiring good engineers, i like, although I worry how defensible the buiz strat is.

semi-zoomer spokesperson with the body of a gray alien.... bearish.

>>51568425
>Jenkem
Those where some good times.

>>51568809
wow- you are annoying...

>>51568823
i don't give a fuck what he is accused of just the fact hes being a dock for a cock is enough for me to tell him to kill himself.

>>51568790
you are an actual autist

>>51568838
I'm tempted to snag 100 of them jsut for shits and giggles

If the market doesn't dump today after people digesting what Powell said (no more soft landing) and after Putin threatened total war while the fundamentals are still expensive then this market is a joke.

I thought I didn't understand markets before
Now I really don't understand them

Good morning, who is ready for another day at the stock market?

>>51568850
take that back

>>51568863
that means you're learning

>>51568866
you are! go get em tiger

>>51568866
yesterday was a good day if you had the balls to play the violent swings on spy

>>51568862
>If the market doesn't dump today... this market is a joke.

Oh sweet summer child
dy8kks

>>51568889
yesterday was a fucking horrible day lets not even talk about yesterday anymore

Any OIL bros here?

>>51568796
>manufacturer of faygo soft drink
fuck off trailer trash
>ULTA
prbly the first luxury to go in hard times. but estee lauder seemed to do ok post 2008, halved but only took a year to recover.
>cardboard pizza
doesn't look cheap at all

>>51568896
if you trade short term options you could have made a killing scalping calls or puts during that swing on spy

>>51568841
>>51568891
>reuses the exact same image to spam memestocks
>calls someone else annoying
>>51568844
you being a kike means you are, in order of operations, first in line to kill yourself.

>>51568898
What you got?

>>51568896
yesterday was great. I literally shorted before the hike, trailing stopped for a good profit then shorted the top again, cashed out eod.

>volatility is a good

>>51568907
yesterday the light left my life, i lost my gookfu

>>51568857
I may buy. Of all the shit you all mentioned has best downsizing thesis. Companies hate paying for quality work.

>>51568889
I didn't. Happy to have bailed with 5%.

>>51568910
they are collectables and trophies of past increases in my beer money. Go impose your fascistic views somewhere that isn't talking money.

>>51568866
good morning sirs

>>51568694
>>51568779
She has autism so she works a department store job. She is a very good person and works very hard but she simply will never make enough money with her capabilities no matter how many hours she works.

10y yield new highs

>>51568910
>>51568868
>>51568809
>>51568790
>>51568756
>>51568736
>>51568700
>>51568653
>>51568623
>>51568603
>>51568579
>>51568557
>>51568484
You've posted in /smg/ 14 times this morning
Not a single post with merit
Not a single post talking about stocks or markets
Not a single post adding anything to the discussion
Holy shit, the others anons are right. You are a faggot.

wtf is this premarket

>>51568898
Waiting to buy back in, but not ballsy enough to hold DRIP rn

>>51568658
Post lewds of homeless mommy

>>51568944
Jeromes wild ride never ends!

>>51568906
>prbly the first luxury to go in hard times
kek. women have more discretionary income nowadays than ever. ULTA will do just fine.

>>51568943
>still spending this much time on a random shitposter
>still acting like you havent been the same faggot spending so much time on a random shitposter
and you think im the one whos a loser. amazing.

>>51568928
Im sorry baggie- how was the scotch and liengurie you bought yesterday?

>>51568921
>OIL
I got Woodside Energy on the ASX. We just had a public holiday so I didn't lose money on the Oil drop.

>>51568658
HOW? I was so fucking shell shocked by 08 and the shitty economic conditions I go full kosher trying to save as much as I can.

>>51568943
some people like to waste time trolling and some people like to spend their time making money in the market

>>51568960
Solid as fuck- nice.

>>51568959
the scotch was great, i think i'm gonna open that bottle of 18 year old crown royal i got right now though. it's going to be a rough new year.

>>51568936
>hand rubbing intensifies

>>51568958
>still acting like you havent been the same
Take your meds. This is extra funny, because it means that there's someone else saying the same things that I am saying to you, to the degree where you think we are the same person. That' is hilarious. How many people are insulting you and calling you a faggot, that you think they're all the same person? Lmao.

Market isn't dumping hard enough for those MMMMRI readings

>>51568959
also delete this, i can't look at her smiling face with out wanting to cry.

>>51568982
This early? Pace yourself my dude- today could turn out great. One door closes two more open

>>51568862
You're the bobo counterpart of mumus who were surprised that their 50-100 P/E stocks were not going up despite good news during 2021 bullrun.

>>51568943
>>51568941
buddy I really do think you have been hooked rofl.

>>51568984
>tfw I have no idea if this is a real image or an AI one
I guess soon we'll feel the same way about full blown videos

>>51568928
>i lost my gookfu
What do you mean by that?

>>51568992
same posting style, same obsession. half of you guys are schizos anyways and wouldnt even realize you have 2nd or 3rd personalities shitposting here.

>>51568998
you got it! What's your play today- not your gamble?

>>51569014
Yes, (((Sam Hyde))) is that grotesque... IN REAL LIFE.

>>51569014
You cant tell by the pixels?

Rosh Hashanah is Monday the 26th. Im calling Black Monday now.

>>51568998
So it's official, your gookfu isn't coming back is she?

>>51569033
>same posting style, same obsession
i dont know man you seem pretty dedicated to posting the same thing over and over

>>51569037
I think you mean in (((real life)))

I saw some video today where some dumb fucking guy had used some doordash exploit to order 70k worth of free shit, you can even order tv's and shit on therefor some reason. anyway they finally charged him and he was like pink wojaking irl because he was now 70k in debt for thinking he could just steal from doordash

>>51568844
Awfully grumpy this morning Baggie. Is there something on your mind you want to tell us?

>>51569046
STAAAAAPPHHH

>>51569037
>tfw I have no idea if you're using jewish quotes or AI emphasis quotes
The future is scary...

What’s the actual bottom for SOXL?

mega pump at open, crab a little then dump like never seen before, calling it.

>5mins to open and no discussion about stocks

>>51569054
I account for more than half of the content here in SMG. So if you ever complain about SMG being slow, just know that I am not here.

>>51569063
>AI emphasis quotes
Hold up that's a thing?

I just woke up and turned on my computer. What the fuck happened to futures last night? What caused the massive boost at 4am?

Can I get a quick rundown?

>>51569025
He cheated on his gookfu a dozen times. Also do you think it's normal to for someone's gf to leave the country for a fiscal quarter? She was never coming back from best Korea.

>>51568898
RDS, XOM, ET, TC, and MRO
What you got for us?

>>51568715
>Shill me something cheap
why does it have to be cheap? buy high sell higher is a legitimate strategy

Where are my AMD boys at

>>51569072
>implying discussion about stocks after open

>>51569084
In stable diffusion (x) means put more emphasis on x, (((x))) means max emphasis. [x] to [[[x]]] is weakening

I'm going to lose more money today no matter what I do

>>51569087
The jew fears the samurai

>>51569089

>>51569104
I'm using a 3700x; does that count?

fuck you bobo! what the fuck will that be!

>>51569072
>no discussion about stocks
I have no idea if that's extremely bearish or slightly bullish. Probably bearish but less volatile and longer-term.

When normies no longer have money to EPIK FOMO GOOMBLE on options because they are literally starving, stocks stop being a casino.

green today boys

>>51569106
Interesting, because my counter Semitism is also emphasized with ((())).

>>51568906
Investing in what poor people buy is a based moved. They would be so poor if they had some kind of discipline on what they spent their money on and if you can buy Faygo and chips with SNAP benefits then it’s a definite buy.

>futures rugging
Kek

>>51569119
the japs need to stay the fuck out of things if they're not going to make decent anime or games anymore. maybe if we nuke them again it'll make things better

DING DING DING!

I've never seen such violent crabbing in premarket before

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>51568969
See
>>51568938

>>51569176
BASED bang bang poster

>>51568928
Sorry to hear it but we all saw it coming. Take some time to reflect and learn. Then hook up with one of her friends like you always do. Your gunna make it fren.

stock market buddy dot com

Did all the /smg/ regulars rope themselves or something? These threads have been dead for weeks

MY FUCKING SOXL AAAAAAA

>>51569176
Bless you anon

>>51569165
> make decent anime or games anymore
must suck having no taste

>>51569176
Right on time. Noice

>>51569161
Would you still let her suck you off in that state

bull trap?

>>51569072
>>51569139

I am right so far!

>>51569196
You ever see that movie Sixth Sense? /smg/ is like that.

I'm buying calls, like 40 grand worth of faggot's delights.

>>51568956
I wish I could short but I don't expect any real shocks to change peoples opinions about it.

soxlbros, it's over...

>>51569207
>Mega pump

>>51569079
now I see why that guy was insulting you so much last night. he was right you are an attention whore and cancer to smg

>>51569196
i'm packing up a camping trip, will get back to shitposting shortly

>>51569214
11 is the bottom

>>51569200
Show me one anime with half the style of Mononoke (not the Ghibli slop) or half the soul of Space Dandy or half the kino of Legend of Galactic Heroes

SOXL
IS
THE
ANSWER

>>51569241
The bottom is 0

>>51569229
wtf lol. I wasnt posting this last night you schizo, someone else was.

>>51569248
from within the past 4 or 5 years*

im getting fucked

>>51569278
Not anymore lmaoooooooooo gottem

SOXL 11 BREACHED SOMEONE HELP

>>51569199
I have a limit order to buy at 10.75, might make it 10.50 now

jesus christ wtf

>>51569291
bro legit lower it to 10 - 9.50 at this rate

>>51569281
D=
i bought all this women's intimate wear and don't know what to do with it now

>>51569278
Well yeah youre a tripfag, but whats happening with your portfolio?

damn i should have held my SQQQ till tomorrow like i said i would instead of selling at opening today. We might even circuit break at this rate

Ya I thinking were back

/CL

XLE

GUSH

Remember when they told you SOXL at $20 was cheapies?

>>51569303
i sold all my puts and bought calls at the open and i'm down like 20% already

>mfw v shaped recovery on my otm puts for tomorrow

>>51569317
good, faggot. Sounds like business as usual.

Remember when intc was a good buy?

There are people itt that are buying AMD

>>51569328
shut up you stupid cock sleeve

>>51569302
So are you actually going to tell us what happened with your gookfu? You might as well tell us, we're pretty much your only friends.

>>51569329
5 years ago?

Why is buttcoin holding up?

>>51569334
>>51569344
there are people ITT that use tripcodes and bought calls.

>>51569317
Lmao

>>51569329
I remember when we had around 3 posters in /smg/ making many smugposts about how they were buying INTC, that they were the only ones with a brain in /smg/ that everyone else was retarded for not picking up INTC at $31

>>51569302
throw it out.. it's also only shein.

wtf can you stop selling thanks.

I'm afraid to buy today. not sure if thats an indicator or not

>>51569308

Should be selling CC’s on your OIL bros. Fade every really til the elections

I'M. NOT. SELLING.

are you fags seriously still selling lmao

its the bottom and digits confirm

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SQQQQQQQQ IS GOING SO HIGH I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>51569302
Put it on and post results. Rocker may even show up at your door.

where is the bottom

Time for some selling!

SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL

>>51569359
Everything has dropped since then. Intel is even more of a bug at $28

DXY breaking above its big yentervention pullback

>>51569377
$365 SPY

Look at the hecking yields Jesus wtf is actually going on

>>51569234
>pic
nice, and extremely /smg/-relevant song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwxIGe1oOJQ

>>51569362
yeah it was only 50 bucks, i actually spent more on the scotch

JUST

imma be bagholding the sozl avg of $19 for the next 10 yrs

Bought some LABD like anon last night proposed. I'd be doing great if i'd bought at open though. man this is a bad morning for the market kek

MY SARK IS DOING SOMETHING SOMETHING HAHA FUCK CATHIE WOODS YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!

STOP THE COUNT

>>51569379
neeja sell

I'm gonna be real with you: I'm not having a good time.

>BTC still green on the daily
based

>>51569372
>>51569370
>>51569363
>checked

>>51569375
Better suggestion, he should mail it to scoopsies

>>51568201
GETTING CLOSE TO ITS LAST BREA-HETH

>>51568205
This aged well

D....DON'T WORRY GUYS THE SHEMITAH ENDS ON MONDAY EVEYTHING WILL BE OKAY AFTER THAT

kek, baggies.

>sell major positions for a gain a month ago
>they're now all dumping and i can buy in even lower
>all the while my SQQQ bags pomp

Mumu's never learn.

>>51569302
This is where guys fuck up. This is not a gift for your gf. It is a gift for you that she has to wear. Next time try jewelry or something she can show off to her friends.

kek that selling on open green day confirmed

prepare yourself bobo. 30 minutes, chop chop.

did the RD already increase this morning?

Realistically, unironically, truthfully:
How long until we're back to a bullrun?

>>51569431
It gets worse you dummy.

>>51569443
>green day
Yep, back when they made REAL music.

another gap down and crab day

>>51569377
$280-300 SPY. We should reach it by Christmas

>>51569431
uh bro that's when things get bad not good.

>>51569460
short run(s) in 3 months
long term, 2024

It's over

>>51569460
Two more ah you know what? Fuck it. 2024.

Why am I still losing money?

>>51569471
No retard we've been in the shemitah since last september. after this we should be out of the worst of it

Well done, gentlemen, WELL DONE

Broke niggers

>>51569440
>next time
there isn't going to be a next time

>>51569491
>>51569491
>>51569491
>>51569491

SAVACHADS HOW WE FEELING
SAVASHORTERS HOW YOU COPING

>>51569485
You don't know how this works..

>>51569513
shut up retarded kpop poster

>>51568603
you live in eureka and are very poor just like the rest of the town, should have moved and made something of your life, absolute faggot tier California zoom shit.

>>51568717
the whole ass world is losing money man. the only thing thats bullish should be sqqq

>>51569014
what a newfag

>>51569382
>>51569384
The heckin’ yields!

>>51569204
I want her to in that state.

>>51568628
Some woke congresscritter straight out of University of Chicago feminist studies department asked various bank CEOs one by one if they would fully back ESG and stop funding oil and gas companies. Jamie Dimon went first and said with an air of disdain in his voice "Absolutely not, that would be the road to Hell for America." She then goes into a tirade about how students with student loans need to close their accounts immediately with JPM.

>>51568221
I'm getting weak hands. Do you think it can go higher? I'm tempted to sell

>>51568519
no