/biz/ - Business & Finance

>No

>>51567728
Sure, what it essentially means is: show me your pussy.

>>51567728
yeah of course... sorry was just looking at your nails i love that color it really suits you. oh you got them done just down the road? yeah i bet that's handy hahahaha, im sure your husband wishes it was further away hahahaha. oh you're single? he left you a couple months ago? shit, what happened?? damn... sorry to hear it. his loss thats for sure... oh wow out of time man that really flew past quick. it was lovely meeting you jessica thank you for the opportunity, hope to hear from you soon. Hahahha look getting my nails done isnt really my thing but maybe we could go together sometime? yeah ill hear from you soon. take care, bye.

job secured

>>51567769
cringe

>>51567728
yes, but could i talk to a man please

>>51567728
Sure
*unzips*

>>51568332
based
>>51567732
can you post the uncensored version?
WTHYX

>>51567769
Based
This anon knows how to talk with women.

>>51567769
*long, awkward pause*
uh, we'll be in touch sir.

>>51567728
> Sure
> My previous job requires deep involvement in multi-disciplinary fields. As part of my job, I leverage 4channel.org to analyze market sentiment data and compile reports with metrics such as “ahhhhhhhh” and “dilate”. I then make high-speed trading decisions using web-3 powered metaverse technology

>>51568358
No because the tranny jannies cried to the mods to ban me the last time I posted it.

>>51567769
>shit, what happened??
the cringiest part in your long tirade, holy shit
like you're getting your script from a porn movie. Imagine prying in your interviewers painful personal life

>>51567769
Holy shit no wonder this place is full of kissless losers

>>51567728
>so after holding the single most important asset in the history of mankind for over 2 years, the fat CEO started dumping part of his stack on a weekly basis to fund his burger eating habits, so on a whim I have decided to swing my private equity into various different assets. Have you heard of prgnnant butt? No, uhm yes. Alot of value to be secured right there. No mhm lets see, there was unvxxed sperm, pregnant butt, CAP? and uh.. s*nicobama10*nu but that one is a bit complicated as it is not possible to mention without being tagged as spam by some mentally ill transgender. know >They pay some jew to invert their dicks and get regular infections as a result of it. Did you know they do it for free? >Anyways, my trading habits left me quite well off as I am only down 60% while the market got hit by a 80% retrace. So I guess I am pretty lucky guy haha

>>51567728
If I do, can I lick your feet?

>>51567728
>>Could you elaborate on that?

Aaa yes actually well I mainly stuck to mid caps with high telemetry potential such as tezos which has suborbital loophashing biopticmism solves this trimetric nodal problems with quantifiable diexlclusivision modules built into the blockchain meshing on a 1tps refresh rate

>>51567728
Did you mean to say "occupation"? You stupid fucking roastie cunt hahahahahahahahahaha

>>51567728
Is there a man that can interview me? I don't think a woman could grasp the concept.

>>51568400
You obviously don't talk to enough women to realize how self centered and one dimensional they are kek
>>51568575
See above

>>51567728
The dog had a bat, miss.
A GOD DAMN BAT!

>>51567728
Well actually my previous employment was more of a preliminary management position. I worked at an investment firm called Chang's Businessman and Finance LLC and my immediate supervisor was Chuck Sneed, his reference is down there at the bottom. I have extensive hands on experience in micromanaging assholery, maintaining a strict hierarchy where our wagies maintained maximum efficiency in their work "output" while minimizing scrupulous complaints. I was commended several times by Mr. Sneed and Mr. Chang on my dedication to our wagies during my tenure. Though proud of the work I did, lets just say the pay was less than desirable, which is why I saw what your company had to offer and thought I could be a valuable asset in helping your wagies excel to their "fullest potential".

>>51567728
It means I

TRADE

CRYPTO

simple 'as

I had a simple strategy: First I buy, then I sell. It worked great when the market was going up. Then the market went down and now I need this job.