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pawn to B4

circuit breakers

While you are wage cucking tomorrow think of me who will be up at 6am with no alarm to drink weed butter coffee and read and play vidya, and then when it's time for you to hop in your car and scoot over to the costco I will be stretching in my driveway getting ready to go run 7 miles at the nature park behind my neighborhood. Think I will have some toasted goyslop eggo circles and peanut butter tomorrow while you are hopping on microsoft teams with your regional manager. Then I'll trade until noon, play some more vidya, then hit the weights and treadmill in my basement all while you are still at the warehouse wage cucking. IDC what your salary when I know your spending habits. You NEED that salary to live. You are a wage cuck, a literal slave NPC.

>>51564005
Can a nigga holding a otm put get a break?

First order of business: Why does my broker keep restricting my account? I buy stock and I sell stock with money I have but they seem to have a problem with it "settling"? How is this a thing in the age of lightning fast computers? LIke just settle it then, why lock my account from trading for 90 days? Because of this bullshit I wont be able to make money in an obvious move.

>>51563986
When are my Vix calls going to print?

>>51563986
>johnny fat hands sat at one of the many flimsy folding tables that lined the gym
>the eating competition was about to begin
>a ginormous pile of hotdogs sat before him
>his palms were sweaty
>he was anxious
>But the source of his anxiety had nothing to do with how he would perform in the eating competition…
>he was anxious about how much longer he must wait before the whistle would blow and he could finally start eating
>he was just so hungry!
>absolutely starving!
>the pile of hotdogs sat before him
>taunting him
>”eat me…”, the pile of hotdogs whispered to mr. fat hands, “please eat me… I desire nothing more than to be stuffed into your mouth by the shovel full…”
>arms shaking, foot tapping, sweat dripped from johnny fat hand’s forehead and neck as he fretted before the gigantic pile of hotdogs… accumulating and drenching his shirt along the collar and armpits
>he could barely stand it any longer…
>it was like watching a starving dog ‘sit’ before its master while awaiting a treat

>suddenly the whistle blew
>almost instinctively, johnny’s face slammed into the pile of hot dogs, splashing and scattering several across the table
>he dove head-first into the pile of hot dogs, like a whale or a shark, using his hands merely to grip the edge of the table and brace himself as he pushed his face directly into the hotdog pile before him

I'm not gonna look at the stock market tomorrow

>>51564017
Clearing houses make a lot of money doing that. Sure, some hot shot tech company could come along and fix it, but all that cash would go away. The big bois don't want that.

>>51564024
>within moments, the enormous platter was wiped clean
>his head continued to slide across the table... dragging… in search of more hotdogs
>he hadn’t just cleared the platter, he had cleared the table…
>he was just so hungry…

>The hotdogs were gone.
>Still hungry and quickly realizing that his table was completely cleared and devoid of food, he slowly lifted his head in despair
>mr. fat hands still wanted food…

>he slowly looked around him
>sure there was a handful of leftover hot dogs here and there…
>but he was just… so… hungry…
>he didn’t know what to do
>his hunger was simply excruciating

>the other contestants began to look over in concern
>they had never seen anything like it
>his hunger and ferocious appetite and manner of eating was fearsome and like nothing they had ever seen before
>”is he truly human?…” some had begun to wonder
>a few even began to shake in fear

>johnny fat hands had slowly arose from his table, gradually looking about himself and assessing his options for his bottomless appetite
>then it hit him!

>with a malignant smirk, he looked about the room
>more contestants looked over in increasing levels of alarm and horror at the beastly man that loomed over the room
>then, he let out a gigantic roar and threw over his table and began chasing after the contestants
>they screamed and began to run
>johnny fat hands’ insurmountable hunger had transformed into an insatiable bloodlust!
>he chased grabbed at them with his bear-like paws of hands that he had
>ripping limb from limb those who could not escape him, and stuffing them into his mouth

>that was his realization
>that was the solution to his dilemma
>johnny fat hands knew what to do about his insatiable hunger
>he would eat the other contestants at the hotdog eating competition!

how blown the fuck out with 95% of you faggots anounce the biden economic bailout?

>>51564033
Yea its fucking bullshit, I bet the big boys dont have to wait for their funds to settle. I bet the algos dont have to wait for their funds to settle. I want to take this to court, to the SEC, to congress. Fucking bullshit they are keeping the little man down, I want to talk to Elizabeth Warren to make changes NOW.

>>51564007
That sounds good and all, but you still are a sexless autist. Meanwhile wagies get to flirt with the hot secretary, while you jerk yourself off alone. Have fun with that

Lgb

look at both the SPY and QQQ fucking dying.
tomorrow is a 7%++ down day.

It's time to buy Financials. The only sector that benefits from rising rates. Cheap with a 13 PE. Buy JPM, XLF, DPST, FAS.

>>51564040
But we're not in a recession

>>51564047
>>51564007
is being sexless a detrimeent? I;m saving my (obvious sacrred) virgininty for much harder times. I may never have sex. Ever.

>writing gay fanfics of rocker
I guess means scoops isn't black since he got laid off

>>51564050
youre lgbt? thats very brave of you to admit

>>51564054
More complicated than that

>>51564054
we haven't yet seen a massive spike in loan delinquencies, which is inevitable
we are starting to see cracks in the dam, with the report coming out the other day about goldman sachs seeing an uptick
the housing bubble hasn't popped yet, employment levels are still high - we need to see unemployment rise sharply to see delinquencies and defaults - only then would I consider buying financials

>>51564054
Financial companies do well and financial equities, like all equities, do poorly
Just short the fucking market, why are you all fighting the fed

>>51564061
I'll post it again too, nigguh

anybody got that one that I wrote about the redhead with the kankles n the nice tiddies n sheeeiiiiitttt??

>>51564074
Great balance sheets. Wider near term spreads, low price to book.

Buy the jews.

bros in a drunken celebration stupor i have successfully beclowned myself across IRC, 4chan, and several other venues

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs

/Smg/ Geniuses edition

>>51564044
Big boys and algos don't trade with real money, they trade with margin. Fake money. There's no settling because swaps just increase the fake value. No one wins/loses until that money gets called upon (it never does).

>>51564120
is this the venture bros dude from a couple nights ago?
ya good, my man?
wanna post some pics of your hot wife?

>>51564089
Based

>>51564110
yep

>>51564136
no wife, no life, full of strife but also rife with fife (flutes im a flautist figuratively)

https://youtu.be/xT0puCcvHZU

>>51564052
>SPY and QQQ fucking dying.
>tomorrow is a 7%++ down day.

No reason for it to drop that much. If anything we rally because JPow is going to PIVOT soon. Time to SLURP.

>futures

I'm depressed and I'm thinking of buying LABD
there's no punchline

>>51564176
>futures

Jesus Christ scoopsies, how do you live with those types of losses?

>>51564147
NICE. Thanks. I enjoyed writing that one

>>51564101
I told everyone on the ancient knowledge podcast that the quasar and baggie are me. You should really listen in. Humpday us my favorite podcast.

can anyone holding longs right now pls explain a good reason why? technical bounce? momentum divergence? or just a contrarian rally based on market sentiment? not trying to be an asshole or anything just genuinely curious

>>51564186
I make $300k per year, nigguh

There are many that will try to un-beclown themselves in todays threads. But everyone knows = beclowment is a lifetime status.

>>51564194
Well I missed the first 50% down. That money is basically gone at this point so I might as well hold it. Also webm related.

>>51564201
Yeah I know, but you lost like $110k. That's not easy to stomach no matter how much you make.

>>51564201
there are posters in the gme megathread that make twice that, just sayin

>>51564184
>futures

>>51564210
cute webbum. very topical.

>>51564194
I don't know what the fuck I pay these people for but they hold equities in Japanese power companies and like all kinds of conglomerates that I feel I might need later... silver miners all kinds of crap that'd never going to be there in 20 years. Yeah uhh what's the question again?

>>51564212
Is that what they told you? Kek

>>51564201
I make over a million a year.

>>51564212
and they are either faggot LARPers, twice my age, or held to long
ya just gotta think a little harder, my lil nigguh
if you stop chasing pennies and put the work in, maybe you’ll be able to burn $100k+ like it’s nothing one day too, my man

>>51564227
haha thought you said "very tropical" and imagined being on an island somewhere, sippin pina coladas
anyways
>futures

buy the dip bros

>>51564241
no you don’t kek

>>51564238
i dont read that thread cmon bro, i barely read this thread
>futures

What are we buying tomorrow MUMUs?

It really doesn’t matter whatever monetary position you are in. Ywn be an owner of a Judenhound. It really is that simp.

>>51564261
a rope
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YoMUcvKcBQ

Only 9 days left of slurptember. What delightful slurps are you going to chug?

>>51564261
>What are we buying tomorrow MUMUs?
rope
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho8dpjT7SdU

>>51564261
Tomorrow is a day of selling. If JPY breaks 150 I might buy a bit of that for a future vacation, but that's about it.

>>51564277
>Only 9 days left of slurptember. What delightful slurps are you going to chug?
college girls for pennies on the dollar (to do my yardwork)

>futures

>>51564254
No literally have no fucking clue how this happened, but 0 debt and tons of income.

SHITMADA ends on Monday. Expect a huge sell off on Monday and Tuesday. We should be getting a pullback later next week. Then we will continue this trend of down down down up up down down down until we are down 20%. Then comes the black swan with is big black swan dick to fuck up the markets aka via Taiwan.

It's now official: It's impossible for SPY to be positive by the end of the year. Pour one out for 2022.

>>51564254
I'm a super massive black hole.

>futures .

i cant buy any stock for two more days, im pissed. if friday is red, ill buy shorts.

>>51564210
unironically me

>>51564344
Actually it ends Sunday at sunset you antisemite

>>51564349
haha my nickname for my gf in highschool
anyways
>futures

>>51564335

>>51564345
I don't spill out until Rosh Hashanah. I will reflect on Yom Kippur, your right though, I've never seen more truth.

>futures ,,

>>51564368
I don't wanna dance with a Jew
'Cause the moment we touch I lose the money attack

>>51564369
Holy fuckin, anyway, this nigger is on my football team.

>>51564099
>the housing bubble hasn't popped yet
Didnt you see BOA trying to advertise no interest no down house loans or something like that to black and hispanic?
Reeks of subprime and its like theyre trying to offload their toxic assets asap

>>51564277
I will TQQQ when the time comes. The time looks a ways off though. Maybe there will be another retard rally in the interim.

I think NVDA has completed the final transition to full Boomer company.
They are complacent to the point of stagnating because they are absolutely convinced of forever government support.
Basically the INTC/BA of GPU manufacturers. Only BIG GREEN WADS Boomers should stay with them.

>>51564406
futesers

>>51564406
He looks white... oh nigger hand egg its mostly niggers.

>>51564410
we're at the beginnings of it popping - today's home sales was the 7th month in a row of decreases
but to really see it pop, you need to see people not paying their mortgages - to see that you need to see unemployment rise

>>51564440
>we're at the beginnings of it popping - today's home sales was the 7th month in a row of decreases
well just like bbby still above 0$ these fucking redditoers will keep buying the dip, let them i say, a fool born every minute- confuscious
>futures

>>51564410
>Reeks of subprime and its like theyre trying to offload their toxic assets asap

I actually called about that and could you explain the offload part?

When I called and spoke with their loan specialist they told me my credit rating didn't matter and the only thing that mattered was how often I had late payments with a very recent time-frame.

And if they gave me a loan for a 500k house I'd have to pay 4k a month immediately.

>>51564373
what is this trash mathew, and you really use Yotsuba?

>>51564453
Just for that I switch...

>>51564005
What's the crab definition?

>>51564428
Actuality

>>51564453
>Yotsuba
its a budget fyad for those who know, for those whom dont: futures:

>>51564440
Based on what BOA is doing, it seems like theyre signing high risk people up for subprime loans, then selling the debt to third parties to avoid liabities. Unemployment doesnt need to rise if they shit out enough bad loans.
Unemployment numbers are a symptom, not the cause

>>51564449
Banks can sell debt instruments/derivatives associated with a mortgage to a third party financial institution

>>51564461
sideways

>would you like to super size that drink and fry?
These zoomers forgot that super size was a legit ordering process that meant you wanted a meal bigger than the large. And .75 was e lower than expected. Everyone was predicting 1.00

>>51564485
Yeah but percentage wise

FUTURES

>>51564470
Jesus Christ I'd they cast anyone but a white brit for James bond nobody will go watch it kek. Then we'll get articles about how nobody watched it because of racism.

>>51564492
bro idk i am not in theta gang i am in great depression gang

>>51564486
>Everyone was predicting 1.00
bull honkey i was the only retard i know that did such a thing i even beclowned myself to friends and/or family saying such horsefeathers, but but listen here, my reasoning may have been wrong but my stock trades were right and for that, i bid you a fond a doo

>>51564486
you know its getting bad for bulls when instead of getting a pivot they argue an extra 25 bps of dick wasn't added

>>51564501
Stop being anti semetic and learn to jerk off to the woman king!
>orange backgrounds on the poster always means shit movie

>>51564471
08 didn't happen because of bad loans. It happened because of bad loans in conjunction with recessionary forces
If you make risky loans it doesn't matter if people aren't defaulting
to see defaults you need to see unemployment rise
it is premature to buy financials here, before the crisis has occurred
if banks are trying to get bad debt off of their books for a major event looming, wait for the major event looming instead of jumping the gun and buying now

>>51564519
god darn it the one time im banned from /tv/ they have good threads and im here stuck you jackanapes

>>51564516
Okay so I bought 20 shares of SOXL monday for a cost basis of 11.84 and was to busy waging in a fucking cage to sell the rip and now I just want to double down and purchase more to average down. So foriiiiive me if I am inhaling copium like it’s oxygen

>>51564532
this guy may be drunker than me
>futures
>>51564541
kek

The weird thing about inflation is that the high end prices haven't gone up that much. But now a whopper or a multi order at taco bell lunch will easily cost you as much to sit down at a restaurant lunch. I bought an awful steak tonight at a chain grocery store. Absolute trash, sinewy, no firmness, it was 20$. The fancy butcher has the same thing for 26$. It used to be like 2 to 1 price gap. I wonder why no one can compete on price anymore? Is it supply chain issue?

Is this only a thing in the northeast or is like that round the country.

>>51564541
What’s the fuck is wrong with you?

>>51564486
75 is full size. A large, perhaps. It is not super size.

>>51564539
You got banned from your tv too, that sucks..

>>51564550
FUCK SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES. IT WAS THE WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM PREVENTING THE FARMERS FROM FARMING. LITERALLY COMING IN AND FORCEFULLY DESTRYOING CROPS. FUCK THE
>SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUE

>>51564542
buy and hold doesn't work with LETF during a tightening cycle. just accept your losses, because it's going to $3 and it's not going back up aferwards.

>>51564560
I’m still grounded from tv until I get straight As again on my report card
>>51564557
This guy gets it

>they aren’t ugly you are racist

>>51564471
BOA is testing it in one area. It could just as easily fail and then be used as ammo in their defense in discrimination lawsuits. That's a clickbait headline, until we know if they're expanding it. As people have pointed out, it could be viewed as predatory, or progressive, depending on how it turns out. It's a wild card, they can choose which side of the isle to play it on later.

>>51564550
>Is this only a thing in the northeast
Ok now that I know we're in the Northeast I'll tell you this. You just have to straight up ignore that shit. Yeah, obviously it is happening but you gotta be more of a soldier. Tell me where the next deal is, homie. Lol I'm just playing but you know what I mean Heh! LoL :^)

>>51564578
That’s what I was afraid you would say
>fuck
Still going to wait until end of week before selling. Might get lucky with clown market

>>51564542
You do know there are other stocks out there other than SOXL? RIGHT??? It's not the only ETF you can buy. Did you know that????????

>>51564550
It's 100% price gouging. mcdonalds stock is near ATH even though everything else dropped
margins are through the roof and they're laughing at all the retards falling for the supply chain meme.

>>51564594
And what if I didn’t? You gonna give me your big brain plays like YINN you cuckhold?

>>51564569
What I mean is, two large bacon king meals will cost you as much as sitting down at some place with indie pop playing if you don't order any booze. Like 30$ vs 35$.The gap used to be a lot bigger. They should have both increased proportionally if its all the same issue.

>>51564552
I dont know!

>>51564584
>BOA is testing it in one area.

No it isn't in just one area. Call and see for yourself but it was at least 3 to 5 cites. all Predominantly black areas pretty much. I only recall Chicago, Atlanta, Detroit, and some place in California.

Also you couldn't say Get one for Detroit but then try to go in the suburbs. It had to be in a black zip code.

>>51564597
>margins are through the roof
wrong

>>51564610
go back to r*ddit, ranjeesh
you’re not wanted here

>>51564600
For someone who works minimum wage you sure are cocky....

bumb

It was a joke

>>51564597
McDonalds is absurd. Their fries are potato sticks and their large soda is a bit larger than what a small used to be, yet they are still raising prices.

>>51564613
just looking at trailing 12 month, 26% net.
maybe it's finally catching up but they haven't been suffering yet

>>51564632
>Their fries are potato sticks
...isn't that just what fucking french fries are?

>>51564645
>>51564632
>heir large soda is a bit larger than what a small used to be
Yeah wtf this is also not the case. Got a large today. It's like 32 oz. Small was never that big unless you're referring to the crazy fatass versions at Wendys in the 90s. And 7 Eleven today. That's crazy meme shit that no one ever actually buys except terminally depressed, like morbidly depressed, no joke suicide candidates who need sugar to live.

>>51564351
Old memes are bullish.

What if I told you that Black Rock is about to get lwliquidat3d? Would you believe me?

This is all wild speculation and my imagination. Literally.

>>51564638
just look at the difference in Q2. They are on track to have their worst year since 2016

>>51564662
Then they haven't rolled it out yet in other areas. I'm sure they will.

>>51564645
>>51564638
>>51564632
>>51564630
>>51564620
https://pastebin
.com/f2psRh2D

>>51564632
wait until you see the new McDoubles. Twice the cost. Half the size.

>>51564467
Latinx and white are different

>>51564687
It's all because of the Trump price hike

>>51564470
Tom Holland would be my front runner, he's older than he typically gets made up to look and Dis has had him roiding for the past half decade already, man would be a perfect fit for an action spy movie.
I don't know any young Scottish actors though, if any of them are in shape they could have a leg up.

>>51564696

>>51564675
If it's anything like Lehman, they'd be legally structured such that your average Boomer is unaffected (except maybe an asset freeze for a week while Vanguard or whoever takes over custody for ETFs and shit).

But if you had BLK shares or bonds, well, kiss your ass goodbye.

>>51564687
Can we adjust the bar graph to separate latinx and white in the baseball category

FOR A CHANCE TO BE WITH SCOOPS, I'D GLADLY RISK IT ALLLLLLLL!!!?

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=TmtkLP_jcEI&feature=share

>>51564612
>>51564612
Okay, and how exactly do you expect that to go anon? I'm guessing you're not exactly filled with zeal for racial justice and equity, so, if what you think is going to happen, happens, then what's the issue? A clever manager could just be using it as legal cover. They can show those figures in the inevitable discrimination lawsuits any large bank is going to face over the next 10 years. Real, solid data. Hard to overcome.

>>51564713
>>51564704
>>51564702
>>51564696
>>51564692
https://pastebin
.com/f2psRh2D

>>51564486
>>51564557
25 is normal, 50 is large, and 75 is bigger than large. 100 is to go even further beyond.

>>51564550
It's transportation. Looking at my supermarket, everything that used to be very cheap but is a pain in the ass to ship long distance suffered massive inflation. Meanwhile, stuff that's local and extremely perishable gets deep sales because nobody wants to ship it farther away.

why am I such a fucking degenerate retard nigger (white) gambling faggot
should just keep my puts but no hurr durr we will SURELY get a meltup after FOMC fucking retard me
picrel is me buying calls 5 minute before FOMC

This reminds me of when Burger King tried to introduce a 1/3rd lb burger. It did poorly because thought it was less meat than a quarter pounder

>>51564702
>man
more like manlet

>>51564724
You wait for the mid Powell dump then sell the rip. It happened different this time, which is alarming. This might be "the one"

Remind me the last time team USA beat El Salvador in soccer?

>>51564725
for me it's the 333.3 recurring gram burger

>>51564723
That sounds like the answer I was looking for. All the ridiculous prices are coming from massive orgs where everything is centrally processed in Kansas or something. I doubt that's the case with avocado toast. But higher end Asian food is similarly priced so that's the issue.

>people thought that 75bps was bullish
now I know why all CFD loses money, 99.99% of people are fucking retarded, and thank GOD I can profit from their low IQ.

>>51564542
Here's a spoiler: David Soxl and Ryan Cohen are the same person.

>>51564725
this is just cope folklore. actually it was A&W who did this, their CEO spread that rumor because he couldn't accept that his joint was just overall more shitty than mcdonalds and burger king.
the source is directly their "research" firm

>>51564740
3's are yours I like 8's
When I was a kid I would start my 8 at the top and make the top half like a heart. So it's like heart shape and a perfect 0 below. Hand writing is a lost art.

>>51564713

My concern is that they hold a shit load of Alphabet tickers. I am starting to suspect these tickers hold no actual value. I mean AAPL makes an actual physical product. They make iphones etc.

GOOG et al just collect all human data. They no longer innovate.

>>51564772
Omg bitcoins broke 20k again. Fucking kys.

>>51564737
the pump on the conference made me believe it's doing the same as always, pump into close and selloff next day but (((they))) changed the playbook

>>51564736
I'm tired of everyone acting like she's so beautiful.

https://youtu.be/6kvvVKJQE84

https://youtube.com/shorts/gybmjYk6K1k?feature=share

>>51564752
The real low IQ, the subhuman IQ people, are the ones who still don't understand how inflation is calculated.
You see it every day durring trading hours, people who think their money is going to be worth 8.3% less next month, who don't understand that we could actually be in deflation for the rest of the year if we drop MoM, meaning your money is going to be worth more. Meaning cash gang is profitable.
No one seems to get this in threads.

>>51564785
I accidently posted that. Calm down fart head.

>>51564771
>When I was a kid I would start my 8 at the top and make the top half like a heart
My mom actually negged me for this exact shit. I was her fourth kid she taught how to write though so I can't really blame her.

>>51564752
>>people thought that 75bps was bullish

unironically it was bullish last rate hike

Cheers to you Mumu. We had a great ride.

if soxl doesnt open at 12.5 swer to god i'm gonna

>>51564806
No it wasnt, the belief that the previous 75 bps hike would be the last before rate hikes slowed down was what was bullish. Then that all tumbled down

>>51564789
I wasn't expecting that at all. Good thing I was too tired to buy all those 0DTE calls I was planning to do. I am still expecting a giga dump tomorrow, but I have no position to prepare for it.

>>51564803
did she call you a faggot

>>51564806
lol

>>51564824
Same thing

>>51564833
How did you know this?

>>51564845
not at all.

>>51564017
Have you got hit by PDT? Trading like 4 times in a week flags your account as a day trader.

>>51564806
>https://pastebin
>https://youtu.be/QvAY77Pmz48

>>51564845
Eh i guess

>>51564824
Anyone else sold everything during the fake pump?

FUCK CARVANA

>>51564861
If I enter an order as 1 trade, but it gets executed as multiple, does that count as more than 1 trade? For example I entered this as 1 300 share order, but it was only able to do it as 3 100 share chunks. Would that instantly knock out 3 day trades?

>>51564470
I swear to Christ that if they make bond a nigger I’m going to not ever see another bond movie again or another MGM movie for that matter. That’s like making shaft a white guy or Bruce Lee an Indian. Like what the fuck, dude?

>>51564550
PNW, like that here too, only a few bucks difference between fast food and a good brewpub

>>51564910
Nah. It's a single order with multiple partial fills.

>>51564885
I've actually sold everything on November 5 2021

>>51564923
Nice. I still had some low volatility Canadian and US ETFs that had been flat since last year so I was still collecting dividends.

>>51564910
Not sure, I trade index futures. Call your broker before you get on the wrong side of a trade and you can't exit.

>>51564910
Fug forgot pic

>>51564944
I was wrong:
https://centerpointsecurities.com/understanding-the-pattern-day-trading-rule/
>For regulatory purposes, each execution counts towards your day trade count, so trading low-volume stocks or placing especially large orders may increase your chances of executing a day trade.

A little throw back from last year

>>51564923
Should've bought oil back then.
Huge missed opportunity. Late november was when Biden started pushing that they were gonna fix oil prices with a small SPR release. Got a solid 2-3 week period where the oil stock prices crashed 40-50% because I guess some people actually believed him or something. Easiest money I've ever made. Still holding half my positions to this day.

>>51564979

Scoopsies when we get married and retire old. We are truly going to live and love in paradise.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=3jqHdZi3EYU&feature=share

>>51565000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI

>>51564982
That reminds me I actually had some VET but sold it Nov 9 after earning when it didn't pump but never bought back in

COSTCO BROS

will they cause the crash

>>51564962
AH crap. Ok, that's good to know.

>>51565034
Coscto will be only company that survives what's coming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdNmOOq6T8Y

>>51565012
A fucking banger! Disgusting zoomers will never get to experience 80's music in real time.

>>51564908
why? you been holding a whole year or some shit?
I think they had an absolutely massive lay-off earlier this year

Slow and steady wins the race. Speaking of which, wasn't there some guy on here who had their whole portfolio in 2000 XOM shares? I bet he's eating the expensive beans now!

STOP TEASING AND JUST CRASH ALREADY!!!!!

>>51565000
you’re a horrifying beast that ate all the other contestants in that hotdog eating competition
I’m going to write another greentext about you.

>>51565070
>>51565000
>A tale as old as time
>Beauty and the Beast

efficient market my ass. look at how you retards traded today. you might as well be drunk.

UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT FUCK IT

>>51565070
Scoopsies we will always be together

>>51565034
>>51565044
I love costco, it's the only place i go for food. But a 40x PE is insane.

>>51565056
BECAUSE
I didn't short enough for it to cover the losses in my longs, and it's not dropping enough

so fuck CVNA

i get the feeling tomorrow and friday will be crab days, this massive dump we had today after the meeting will just retrace upwards a bit and slowly descend to the recent lows. meaning everyone gets heemed yet again

>>51565117
it will be a crab day because of costco and fedex after close earnings

>>51565117
I sure fucking hope so. I gambled on daddy Powell saving us and he did but no one believes me

>>51565105
I honestly keep thinking about a costco hotdog
I haven't had one for like 10 years

>>51565147
>because of COST and FDX
i highly doubt those two are big enough to have that much influence on the 3 major indices. if anything FDX looks like its not going to recover much and will likely continue downward

>>51565148
i bought F puts, my technical analysis suggested that it would continue the downtrend. hopefully i'm right and i can begin to recover my 10k loss

>n-no YOU beclown yourself! YOU'RE THE CLOWN!!! NOT ME!!!

BUDDY LOOK AT YEN COMPUTER

>>51565147
Fedex already took a dump on everyone so it's all on Costco to carry us

>>51565170
treat yourself tomorrow

>>51565170
Ah yes, come have some goyslop with your fellow Americans.

>>51565265
the awful thing about this picture is the obesity.
the wonderful thing is that look at all these different people enjoying a similar experience.

>DXY

>>51565174
>i highly doubt those two are big enough to have that much influence on the 3 major indices.
shipping & transportation is a leading indicator for decades on how the economy is moving, same goes for consooomer sector
they for sure can drag down all major indices

>>51565297
>the wonderful thing is that look at all these different people enjoying a similar experience.
Go back. Membership clubs should be whites only.

>>51565265
>>51565297
>>51565323
>tfw you know the costco where this was taken
>tfw your birthplace has been permanently ruined by all the people moving there

>>51565174
>big enough

>Costco didn't have the buffalo chicken chips in stock.

>>51565306
it's getting ridiculous

>>51565174
Costco and Fedex will say "economy outlook bad" in their forward guidance and this will somehow surprise everybody.

bros........if inflations peaked and slowly in a downtrend, won't inflations impact on me and you only get better? and therefore why would that hurt corporate profits more 3 months, 6 months 12 months from now?

>>51565394
Because borrowing money is a gorillian times more expensive now and most companieis run a deficit

>>51565312
>>51565346
>>51565364
i just don't see it turning around in a big way at all, if anything both of these are following the indices rather than leading them.

>>51565426
looking at the monthly, daily, and hourly chart all indicate the continuing downtrend just like everything else, which was already going down before these two dumped

>>51565410
so what youre saying is it Jpows fault...........

shit&piss to 1800, nasd-ACK to 4400

>raising rates has done nothing to inflation because it's mostly supply side
>instead of taking meaningful action at the government level to try and ease supply crunches we're just gonna keep raising rates until we ruin the lives of the lower and middle class by getting them laid off and instead

>>51565460
This is one of the dumbest thing's I've read on /smg/.

>>51565460
that's a small price to pay for getting us off oil, sweaty
>tfw you just now rediscovered the troll images you made in 2020 that predicted the "dark brandon" meme

>>51565426
check DJTA not some single stocks

Ready to melt some fucking faces tomorrow?

Why the fuck did everything dump when literally everyone expected the rate hike? People even expected a bigger hike. Fucking nonsense, every time

>>51565394
The inflation/rate hike cycle is only one if like 4-5 bad things going on right now
>rate hikes/inflation
And also
>liquidity cycle (meaning QT)
>growth cycle
>profits cycle
Also i want to absolutely pound that ass, holy fuark

>>51565501
inflation is due to supply crunch no matter how upset that makes you

>>51565544
because they released the dot plot/SEP. which is where the fed members think policy/economy will be in the future. it sounds like we'll be at higher rates for longer
>>51565548
but inflations is the core reason for a lot of those things, if it magically fell off a cliff....would the fed have to heem us?

>>51565544
It has nothing to do with micro-level rate hikes. We're on a secular trend towards a financial crisis. Look at charts of the major indices: it looks like a copy-paste from 2007/2008

>>51565555
I guess thats why food and energy prices both inflated slower than pce and core pce components in august, right my dumb little lum poster?

>>51565555
>money supply increases
>help me government, please increase supply of good sand services at the same rate
I bet you also baghold SOXL.

>>51565563
Inflation is only the reason why this cycle downturn will be extended, because in the post 2008 world, the fed would ease away troughs in the growth and profit cycles and you see a quick -20% on spx and then rebound within the year
This time they have to tighten and not ease through it all, and for longer. So we’re going to be feeling this for a while
Basically the last time the growth cycle topped they cut rates and we just grew again. Not happening this time

>>51565555
Impressive digits and you're (mostly) correct. It's stagflation, which is much more difficult to get rid of than regular inflation, because it's partially driven by shitty government policy causing supply crunches.

>bitcoin

>>51565587
>>51565571
>money velocity goes down
>total deposits go up
>money is not being spent
>demand can't be met because the supply is fucked
>yep must be the money printing better keep raising rates until nobody has money to spend because they're unemployed
lmao

>>51565617
You literally just said that demand cant be met because theres no supply, but then implied that crushing demand by taking money out of peoples hands wouldnt bring demand back down in line with supply
Are you retarded?

>Cramer coined the term FAANG
NNNOOOOOOOO
I feel so betrayed.

>>51565346
>tfw not big enough

>>51565617
>velocity of money
Here's your correlation. What's your SOXL average?

>>51565644
nigga you didnt know that? he named his dog Nvidia

>>51565629
you should really work on your english, reading comprehension, and sentence structure before posting because i have no idea what you're attempting to argue
yes, supply had been super fucked since covid
yes, fucking up people's livelihood will decrease demand to account for the supply crunch, never said it wouldn't

>>51565658
>he named his dog Nvidia
you’re fucking with me.

>>51565653
And here's the correlation between money supply and USCPI.

>>51565673
https://youtu.be/HF0k08wnBAE?t=19

Why is DWAC in the shitter? Pre midterm attack?

>>51565661
Oh well i read your post and assumed you were implying that was not a viable tactic to bring down inflation. Im glad we’re on the same page!

I can't read.

wtfwt

>>51565644
Fuck FAANG, all my homies invest in MANGA
>MSFT
>AAPL
>NVDA
>GOOGL
>AMZN

>>51565653
never said money velocity correlates to CPI data lol. i told you the inflation is coming from supply crunch. You Can't Read. Lol.
how's your 3 figures in puts doing champ?

>>51565588
>feeling this for a while

How long?

>>51565705
no it certainly is, i just think its clownish to not attempt to repair the supply crunch and instead resort to fucking up people's lives by hiking rates indefinitely and getting them laid off instead

>>51565644
That's why we called it FAGMAN.

>>51565702
Does anyone take this blithering idiot serious?

futes are doomping back down

>>51563986
> futures

>>51565720
At least a year from now. Real repercussions of the hikes we’ve already seen havent been felt yet. Unemployment still low. And the fed dot plot just suggested they want to hike even longer

>>51565702
If I had a dog, ot might shit rainbows

Sell Rosh Hashanah

Buy Yom Kippur

>>51565715
I'm 100% cash right now and my bot trades ETFs not options. You still haven't shown us your big SOXL gains. Did you learn finance from your children's comic books as well?

>>51565713
>NVDA
>>51565658
>Nvidia
why do you guys care about this shit coin? What do they even do now that they've lost EVGA?

>>51565733
YOU RANG. Oh. My Netfl- ACK!

>>51565754
i sold my soxl in the 40s in line with the strategy i told everyone to follow for the last year+
congrats on the 2500 dollar cash position you have sitting in your checking account though
my little wolf of wall street, how adorable!

post

DOMPEET

>>51565775
On which children's literature and entertainment did you base your strategy?

I feel like there is a lot more downside to stocks still, especially since QT is just starting. PPI is high, so, that's a cut at profits too still to come.

>>51565796
We’re going to 3000 eventually but im closing my puts between 360-350 within the next 60 days

>>51565790
one that's probably more well tested than your python bot attempting to scalp ETFs based on TA that works until it doesn't

>>51565796
At this point the bull thesis is that there are so many overleveraged retard asset managers in garbage with public pension funds and the like that the Fed will have to pivot to save them.
Like, unironically, that is the thesis.
And it was true back in 2020.

>>51565117
I will not be happy until S&P hits 1 P/E. It's now at 12 so there is still way to go.

>>51565804
We're going to test 2000.

>>51565806
Pretty sure I read that in goodnight moon

>>51565761
They raise prices 50%, rename the 4070 to 4080 so plebs can't tell which is which, replace the rest of the board partners with first party cards, and hope nobody bothers to compete with them.

>>51565807
The fed “pivoted” in 2020 in response to a literal black swan in a no inflation environment and they did it not to save the market or any pension funds, they did it because unemployment skyrocketed
Not happening this time. This time, jerome IS the blac swan
NOT MY PROBLEM

MUH FINANCIAL CRISIS

Get the fuck back to /pol/ holy fucking shit. Why don't you post some lines overlaying some other lines, oh man that'll prove your point. See you this time next year after the Fed pivots after totally lying to normies AGAIN. Goldfish memories, all of you.

>>51565806
So there was no strategy.

>>51565824
That's a good one. I've read it to my kids.

>>51565702
god fucking dammit, cramer.

>>51565735
primarily women and poor people

>>51565710
samesies

>>51565834
>MUH FINANCIAL CRISIS
>Get the fuck back to /pol/ holy fucking shit. Why don't you post some lines overlaying some other lines, oh man that'll prove your point. See you this time next year after the Fed pivots after totally lying to normies AGAIN. Goldfish memories, all of you.
Inflation is going to pick up again now that Europe has been totally cut off from Russian energy supplies, and even more so once Biden can't raid the SPR anymore. More inflation means even more tightening. Welcome to runaway stagflation, because you didn't learn your lesson the first time in the 70s.

>>51565820
>SPY'S GOING TO 200! I-IT JUST IS OKAY! TRUST THE PLAN! TWO MORE WEEKS!
The absolute state of bobo faggots.

>>51565829
based
>>51565834
lmao seethe and cope cuck

>>51565836
it's been discussed to infinity and i don't intend to bring it back up to a newfag with a python bot and zero macroeconomic sense at 2 AM

>>51565857
It's EU problem, not US. US has plenty of natural resources unlike Europe. US is actually in a great position to take advantage of the crysis around the world.

>>51565829
>The fed “pivoted” in 2020 in response to a literal black swan in a no inflation environment and they did it not to save the market or any pension funds
All the murmuring about March 2020 is that several large hedge funds were deeply underwater without additional emergency liquidity.
And I am 50/50 on the Fed backing down AGAIN. There is an argument to be made that the Fed bailed out the corporate debt bubble to give every company one chance to shape up. And that they won't do it again this time around. Cash hordes are king.
But, on the other hand, retarded overleveraged asset "growth" mangers. Cathie is definitely not alone in being absolutely a child of the long summer. Probably like this retard >>51565834

>>51565861
See you at the bottom, faggot. The yield curve hasn't even uninverted yet.

>>51565870
US energy prices are arbitraged to be in line with Europe's because we're the ones supplying them.

>>51565836

>>51565899
Matthew, why would you post this?

>>51565880
From the charts ive seen, hedge fund flow has been overwhelmingly on the sell side and retail are the buyers. Cathie and her retarded cohorts might be outliers in that figure but the fact that we’ve basically had a 9+ month long orderly selloff with no panic selling leads me to believe that most players got the message except retarded retail traders like the anons in this thread. I dont see a need for a bailout. If the murmurs are right, then again, it was only necessary because of a black swan plague. This time everyone has know about this for a year now

>>51565905
Never baking.

>>51565940
>>51565940
>>51565940
>>51565940

>Heh, everyone else is buying the dip after half a year of indexes getting beaten down. But I think stocks are actually OVERVALUED because I'm so fucking smart. They're DEFINITELY going much LOWER haha! Get this, BELOW the coronavirus lows! It's soooo obvious!!! :)))

>>51564885

Dump happened, did a call on VTI, risky as it was. It pumped, I sold for 100 bucks' profit, then it fucking shit the bed.

I wonder what will happen tomorrow.