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hello wagies. Please remember to dial in for your daily stand up and attend the gender diversity seminar at 11

>> No.51564173

I hate daily stand up

>> No.51564185

>>51563799
standups drive me so crazy I started to pace around

>> No.51564190

>>51563799
>The hour long daily standup at 8:15am

>> No.51564197

>>51563799
>>51564173
>>51564185
what the fuck is a stand up
you all have to go on speaker phone and stand up at your desks or something?

>> No.51564204

Yes sir. This is what I did last week, here is what I'll do tomorrow into next, and here's what I will try to get to the week after next. It's not my fault, not my problem.

>> No.51564234

>brraaap
so how bout them ball fondlers

>> No.51564392

>>51563799
Imagine being a wagie, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahedewdfjweifwej[fwejfwefwejfwejfwej[weklfwemkcwemcwecmnweicnwecmweciowe

>>51564185
>>51564190
>>51564173
>>51564204
I'll send a prayer for you faggots while I am comfy, in bed.

>> No.51564438

>>51563799
Public holiday today, NEET.

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>>51563799
>please practice your non-gender pronouns and be early

>> No.51565046

>>51564392
kek, I was hoping lunc would end all that for me

>>51564197
usually in person, you stand around in a circle and talk about what you worked on yesterday, how much progress you made and any blockers you're facing. Like a micromanagement circlejerk

These days its the same thing, but on video chat. I never turn my video on and just walk around because I can't pay attention in meetings anymore because I have 100s of them

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>>51564438
yeh boi. I aint goin in tomoz either public holiby monday fresh motherfucking five baybee

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>>51563799
GOD FUCKING DAMMIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

>> No.51565086

>>51563799
>daily stand up
uh yeah so I was working on this task and I'm think I'm making some real progress. Should have a pr good to go by eow. That's about it from me.

>> No.51565102

I had my first day of work yesterday (and was fired that same day) and I'm happy to be back in the neet life. seriously once you try neet life you just can't go back into the cage.

>> No.51565157

>>51565102
kek, what did u do to get fired?

>> No.51565448

>>51565102
NEET life, best life

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>>51565448
>>51565102
Im sorry bro, but one day there will be noone to take care of you and you will need to support yourself. May be in 1 year, or 50 from now. But the day will come.