/biz/ - Business & Finance

WELL WELL WELL /smg/, NOW THAT MY PUTS THAT WERE -90+% ALL OF THE SUMMER ARE NOW BACK AT BREAKEVEN, I DO BELIEVE I CAN SHOW MY FACE BACK AROUND THESE THREADS AGAIN
A TOAST TO TESTING 360 AND MAKING THOSE SAME PUTS GO +100%
INSHALLAH!

>>51562605
Jerome Powell is more powerful than god.

>>51562626
Piss Be Upon (((Him)))

I'm not falling for another one of your gay overnight rallies, OIL.

NIGGER!

>>51562637
It shows once the fud and subversion stops, it's going back to $95 easily.

NIGGER

>>51562641
>>51562648
Please, around here we say UONE or NGE or perhaps NACP.

I hope you guys are paying attention to the overlay. We're going to fucking SPY 300.

who /sqqq/'d before the hike rates got announced?

>>51562648
COON

maybe to make gains ill buy some oil. but doenst oil dump in a recession? or will it pump first, then dump?

winter is coming

I took gookfu to an earth wind and fire concert... 21st night of September

>>51562679
I hope it dumps right after the Biden admin buys in at 80

>pssst. hey. mumu. got somethin here for ya

>>51562674
Gator bait

>>51562679
Oil isn't acting normally for its seasonality, and there isn't any demand destruction like you'd see in a major recession.

>>51562679
Oil pumps right as we are entering a recession, which already happened. It’s only dumps from here across all assets, but in such a pattern that buying puts and shorting anything will yield no profit without just getting lucky and having perfect timing

>>51562707
Yeah I'm seeing we are trying to produce more, but production can't keep up with demand and shit.

>>51562605
bro if thats you in the bottom right this epic screenshot makes you look like a total faglord, you're arguing with several smgggers wtf is your problem

If I was a billionaire I would build a replica of the city of Venice, with flowing canals and gondolas with trained rats paddling the gondolas through the canals. I would have them trained to sing as well. I would squat over the venetian grand canal, and drop a turd onto a gondola that my trained rats have expertly placed for me. They would then take their fecal passenger away for a tour of venice, singing their rat songs.

You think Hidden Tigers are Old wives' tales.
You'll find out soon.

>>51562727
>we are trying to produce more
are we? without the on average about 8 million barrels per week, every API report would be a crude draw.

144k/y is worth bragging about now? I make more than that and thought I was underpaid. And my monthly expenses including utilities should be around 2k too once I close on this house.

>>51562734
im arguing with 1 smger and there is one clarification point from another random anon which provides context. But I wouldnt expect a pajeet to pick up on such subtleties.

>>51562628
Mumus for the past 2 months
did you guys see all those fucking mumus euphoria-posting during the pump? Lmao they didn't even have the grace to complain or cry when shit went back down they all just completely disappeared. funniest shit i've ever seen.

>>51562719
I dunno man... with the war in Europe and shit I think domestic oil will be a hot commodity we already sent oil to China and Russia since the so called war started.

what should I buy with 20k tomorrow at open
keep in mind I'm off my meds

hey im banned from /tv/ for coolposting can someone respond to this thread
>>>/tv/174499976
and say soemthing like "me in real life" or something even better?

European stocks are looking juicy now that they've fallen so much. Might be a good time to buy now that Russia's defeat in Ukraine seems inevitable. Their so-called mobilization sounds like the last desperate move of a failed nation.

>>51562752
im 26, make 115k, my expenses are about 1800, and i feel poor as fuck

ok that's funny

>>51562752
thats just salary. people who count bonuses or stock in their numbers are faggot niggers.

>>51562747
I'm seeing precursors to new wells that are not reflected on actual draws. New wells so to speak.

>>51562764
>"me in real life" or something even better?
achieveable natty?
or similar

>>51562752
165K cash here (no bennies or stinky stock included). I can't afford shit, Wish stocks would pick up again.

>>51562757
Doesn’t matter how hot of a commodity it is if the dollar continues going parabolic. If it goes up, odds are it’ll be only after the fed stops doing aggressive rate hikes

>>51562779
Spend it killing niggers, like for 10k you can get a nigger to take 10 or 20 other niggers with him.

>>51562799
I mean yeah everything should cool off a bit, but I'm seeing things that are okay to continue doing that.

>>51562754
They cant hang themselves if you dont give them enough rope.

>>51562734
OP is a (huge) faggot
an entire thread was derailed earlier by him and his pathetic attention seeking behavior.
8 different anons were insulting him and calling him a faggot, pointing out exactly the things you are right now. He continued to double down and be a faggot. By the end of the thread he buckled and posted
>pic related
>>/biz/thread/S51549189

>futures

>>SOXL dividend

ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH TOMORROW

>>51562814
Nobody cares op is always a faggot.

>>51562670
I SQQQ'd like 2 days ago and just held cause i knew it was coming. I was a bit early though, could have had a better entrypoint

>>51562765

>>51562837
why though

>>51562771
The niggerian squeeze hasn't squoze. Two more weeks.

>>51562814
You're a faggot.

Ive made less than 10k per year every year for the last 12 years.

I live in America and live on my own.

>>51562848
LOOK AT THE FUTURES NIGGA

>>51562770
the fuck do you spend the rest on if you feel poor?

>>51562837
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

>>51562859
I'm asking why they're blood red already

>>51562855
>>51562840
Oh, you wanna tussle Baggot?
The password for your trip is 9999.

>>51562858
Based deadbeat. By keeping your tax payments low you push treasury yields up.

>>51562756
TQQQ 10k - 10k cash to average down with until we find the local bottom. Sell on the bear market rally for a smooth 20% gain in a month or so

>>51562814
>spending this much time on someone shitposting
god damn you really must be buttblasted. Are you in that screepcap?

>>51562779
>165K cash here (no bennies or stinky stock included). I can't afford shit,
you retards are lying or live in bay area. Or spend so much in retarded shit

>>51562752
I'm 22 and make half a mil a year. My bills are 1000 a month and I sleep in a race car bed. I'm the best larper on /biz/ the rest of you can stop now

>>51562773
Doesn't it take time for wells to produce?
Oil shouldn't be below $90 btw.

>>51562756
>I'm off my meds
ngmi

>>51562814
oh hey its the 5 all caps poster who /swears/ he isnt hooked. Thanks for the content nigger.

>>51562868
why wouldn't they be?

https://youtu.be/FkiWDX7UIxo

>>51562862
puts

>>51562887
I grew up here it's the only place I know. My parents managed to find a spot devoid of fags and now they've invaded everywhere. I'd leave if I could but I don't know anywhere else.

>>51562868
oh I dunno
could it be, the rate hikes?
the sky-high energy prices worldwide?
the threat of WW3?

>>51562904
75 bp was priced in month ago, the market even started pricing in a 100 bp hike ffs.
le fear is driving le market right now

>>51562886
I for one, am grateful for the autism police. Why try and contain it?

>>51562841
you're closing sqqq when?

>>51562689
Dude fuck off already

>>51562814
I appreciate the new copypasta and the new oc. nigger.

>>51562905
>twitter
>instagram

>>51562919
>the rate hikes?
priced in
>the sky-high energy prices worldwide?
they're below what they were before the war in ukraine and haven't impacted the market since oil was over $120; oil moves with the market now ffs
>the threat of WW3?
that's bullish

>>51562870
Fuck it. I'm tired of using my name as an insult go for it. We used to be friends here.

>>51562752
I'm 31 and make 30k and bought an old shitty house and fixed it up in 2019.

>>51562814
wow you have a lot of anons disagreeing with you. I guess that matters somehow (it doesnt). Just like it mattered to me earlier (it didnt).
Faggot

>>51562605
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_HSa1dEL9s&list=PLeuOI5L4O2ogGE7-_xFmIXgz5IBdgtTKF&index=66

the bell will certainly toll tomorrow

>>51562920
>dumb cows bought thinking the market would always pump on confirmed hikes
>b-b-b-but it was priced iiiiiiin!!!!

>>51562932

>>51562868
why would they be green? LOL

>>51562605
Holly fuck I don't remember this happening today? Why did it crash? and why aren't my vix calls printing?


How much further are we going?

>>51562890
How much experience do you have trading oil? How many companies can you name that paid you to do a fucking thing in the industry. Why the fuck do you believe shit that you just assume and take for granted because of how it was?

>>51562902
The anon you were arguing with in the screencap, the screencap you have been spamming for 48 hours came into the thread at the end, and told you himself that he was larping, and you even said to him
>based. I knew it was a larp but I thought it was really funny. Apparently I triggered a bunch of neets with it ITT
You're a faggot. Nobody is triggered by the argument you had with him lmao. We are "triggered" by you being an enormous attention seeking faggot spamming the same unfunny shit, trying to make yourself look good. It's fucking pathetic. You should kill yourself.

>>51562954
>he didn't hear about the "vix acting weird" meme

I have $5700 to invest before end of next week
Where should I put it?

>>51562962
I've been in UCO, not a company.

>>51562846
I had a hard time believing Russia would be defeated but they keep losing city after city. Sending in 300k more barely trained troops isn't going to make any difference if they can even find that many. All I really care about is how to profit from the situation.

>>51562868
110% Putins fault.

>>51562923
tomorrow so i can buy some more Friday or Monday. I think SQQQ will keep making money until November then it'll start making money again in December or January

>>51562973
>Nobody is triggered by the argument you had with him
are you being honest with yourself. There is at least one person triggered by my fake argument. And that person is you.

>>51562979
in my bank account

>>51562941
You have had more than 10 unique anons insult you, call you a faggot, point out all the things that I have said to you. It blows my mind that you are still doubling down, thinking that you are in the right here. If 10 different people are all calling you a faggot, are all telling you that the argument you had is fucking retarded and that nobody cares, you should LISTEN. Kill yourself. Nobody cares.

>>51562933
>continuing rape hikes priced in
>euro natgas is not in shortage
>nukes are bullish

>>51562979
https://youtu.be/G3rfBMSRwXo

>>51562994
and youve had 5 or 6 just in the last few minues tell you to fuck off. Why would I ever give a shit what some rando says?

>>51562980
See I have a tall tower where I get lots of vision. Uhh so it's pretty cool oil and natural gas will be produced more as the demand goes down .

>>51562837
Spy isnt even -1% yet

>>51562990
Sounds like a plan
Post your routing and account numbers

>>51562752
I make 25k annually and I've literally told all my (former) bosses I'd suck their dicks daily if they boosted me to 75k. Nobody ever took me up on that but don't try yo go all Boomer on me and say I just need to talk to the manager with a go-getter attitude because that's exactly what I did.

>>51562981
Short the EU, simple as. Lets talk in a weeks or two about how Russia is doing. Then ill tell you when to short the Biden admin as well.

>>51562994
You care... You care a lot.. quick run down?

>>51563007
just stop engaging with him ffs you people are stupid.

>>51563007
Lmao. Baggie.
>Why would I ever give a shit what some rando says?
You clearly give a shit, as you have been seeking attention all fucking day. You are a lonely pathetic man. You have been trying to get validation, and approval from people in /smg/ for more than 2 days now. Nobody fucking cares. You're a fucking loser. You have started 2 threads now with this same retarded image.
The guy you were arguing with already told you himself he was larping, you already conceded multiple times that you would stop. Why. You're a fucking faggot. Kill yourself.
see
>>51562973
>>51562814

>>51562994
I cant imagine someone caring this much about shitposting unless they are actually a neet. You really have nothing else better to care ebout eh.

>>51562841
I sold 2 days ago kek

>>51563024
I used to work at a place that paid felons 60-70k/yr to literally just put cups in boxes. Find a new job dude

>>51563024
you also have to be a good worker anon, you can't just bullshit your way to the top you have to at least appear to be a good worker with a good head on your shoulders.

>>51563053
I have been lurking /smg/ for more than 3 years.
When a faggot comes in and tries to attention seek, tries to disrupt threads, tries to make the thread about them, they're a fucking faggot, fucking cancer, and they should be nonstop insulted until they stop. Fuck him.

>>51562670
>>51562841
This is so retarded. I loaded up on SPY puts last rate hike but last time it was good news even though we were officially entering a recession. This time rates crash the market?

This shit is so fucking gay and fake.

>>51563047
yeah you seem to be really invested anon. why dont you invest in the stock market instead of some random persons shitposting. You're 100% hooked.

>>51563047
How much money did you lose today? You can always start over anon, McDonald's is hiring

>>51563034
>I decided to be 80% more optimistic (about the future of Europe) today.
https://youtu.be/gS0iaGUezqg

>>51563070
You're a fucking piece of shit. Stop starting threads with troll shit. Stop trying to make threads about you. Nobody cares about you. You're a fucking faggot. Kill yourself.

>>51563068

guys can we stop with the autistic arguing and just go back to posting our cocks

>>51563020
011400071 0231544691

>>51562882
>TQQQ
Why tqqq over spy? How do we know when we're at the bottom?

>>51562985
nice, think I'll close tomorrow too. Do you think LABD is also a good thing to look into? A lot of biotech will soon release their earning reports and that year was god horrible for them.

>>51563079
>stop starting threads with troll shit
nigger do you not realize what site you are on. literally go the fuck back to pleddit you '3 year vet' LMAO

>>51563068
kek thats why i bought november 370 puts, and even though i bought them at the start of june, im going to make a lot of money
DONT BUY SHORT DATED OPTIONS EVER RETARDS

Yeah I don't give a shit, I'm buying. I just wonder where the bottom is for this clown market. I can't wait until I can just shift to stable dividend boomer shit so I can get off this ride

>>51563068
>thinking its possible to make money in the stock market.

>>51563068
please explain your sqqq call in detail

>>51563068
Don't know what to tell you anon, I just take in all the info I can and I find that at a certain point I developed an intuition for certain known events in the market. Maybe take in more info from more sources or maybe change your sources if they are possibly sending a lot of hard to read signals

>>51563100
You have had 5 different anons point out to you that your behavior is the ultimate reddit behavior. You are seeking validation on posts you made. You are seeking "upvotes". You are seeking approval from other people, where you are no longer anonymous. You're a fucking faggot.

For. Whom. Does. The. Bell. Toll.

>>51563079
I kinda like him desu. You seem a little big rude.

Can we get a jani to clean up this mess?

>>51563123
>i've had 5 different XYZ point ouit that ABC
and ive had 5 different replies telling me that I dont give a living nigger shit, but you still keep bringing that up.

Bobo cost me $1000 of my gambling money today. I probably should have been less drunk and sold all of my calls today but hey its alright my SAVA puts are gonna get me back tomorrow. I'm down $1000 but I have like 1000 more shares of shit than I did last week. Stocks are so fake and gay

>>51563135
Read the thread from earlier.
>>/biz/thread/S51549189
He knows exactly what he is doing. He's a faggot. This is the equivalent of you walking into the school lunchroom, seeing some kid getting beat up, and going "whoah whoah whoah, what's going on here?"
The kid fucking deserves it. And everyone in the lunch room should be joining in, including the teachers.

*knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock

>>51563066
So 1000% neet detected. lmao.
>post TFW you are hooked like this anon

>>51563095
>LABD
I've stayed out of biotech purposefully so i can't say

chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop

>>51563091
My cocks too big. File won't fit

>>51563091
ok

>>51562994
Are you the same anon in pic related? Sperganon is that you?

WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED WITH SPY COMPUTER BUDDY

>>51563092
There's enough digits looks legit.

>>51563177
he is absolutely sperg anon. If you go to the thread he posted you can see exact replicas of that sperg out.

>>51563172
>>51563174
the duality of man
goodnight anons

>>51563161
yeah me too, but If I can give one last fuck you to this market with 100% confidence, I'll do it.

>>51563178
https://youtu.be/bSdOQghLQ2k

>>51563153
I'm probably wrong and I'll go lurk that link. Brb afk time to find out who's naughty and gay.

>>51563189
Lol I wonder what makes autists gatekeep this shithole board so much. When sperganon sperged out at me first i thought that actually most people on /smg/ are like that since i was new to /smg/

>>51563186
you can send me money too baggot if your pockets are getting too heavy

>OMG STOP POSTING TROLL SHIT ON 4CHAN GUYS
>IM WAY TOO USED TO REDDIT

I had to buy a new pair of work boots today and the wagie at the counter was a bearded tranny.

>>51563177
No - but sperganon was extremely based

>>51563215
Did you call him ma'am

>>51563174
Normally I’d report you for posting your baby dick but I’m going to allow it because I like your style.

>>51563215
this is one reason online orders are great, you can be sure you will never interact with a single faggot, tranny, or blackskin. To me that's so valuable I'd do it even if it cost more

There is only one mad on God's green earth that can save this market in these dark hellish times.

Release the margin man, release him and give him the margin he needs.

lol lmao

>>51563245
LOAN THE CHINK A FEW HUNDRED BILLION BEFORE THE MARKET SHITS ITSELF

>>51563058
Fuck introduce me to the manager? I promise I won't offer head for at least 6 months if the pay is that high.
>>51563061
Don't get me wrong, I was offering extra service on top of my contracted duties, not looking to sub my whole contract for 15 minutes a day.

>>51563256
this nigga gets it

>>51563174
I'm sorry anon. Even Bobo wouldn't fuck that

>>51563215
>work boots
based, what's do you do

>>51563266
>filename

>>51563153
You might be right and rightfully correcting bad behavior but on a night like tonight I just dont care. I saw his memes and just ignored them. Neets who have never worked will be sent to fight russia.

>>51563212
>>51563079
>stop starting threads with troll shit
do plebbitors really come here and spout such beclownment?

>>51563093
I am saving 25k for TQQQ @ 20. I bought more stocks today before the speech. They pumped and dumped and pumped and dumped to exactly where I bought them.

Reminder that Ron Paul repeatedly warned over and over again about the perils of the federal reserve. Why didn't you listen?

>>51563266
that filename

>>51563305
Who is Ron Paul?

>>51563091

>>51563305
perils? do you have any idea how much fucking money i made 2020-2021? i fucking love the printer

>>51563316
A man we should've listened to, zoomer.

>>51563245
>>51563256
Confiscate all that reverse repo cash for his account and tell Bill to let it ride.

>>51563327
I made this meme. Give me credit for it.

>>51562858
based and poverty pilled
hope you're eating organic food off of foodstamps my bro

>>51563305
He's the Mannarino of Congress

>>51563316
/biz/ should be filled with Doom Paul right now, as the Federal Reserve sends us into another great depression.

I thought everyone in this thread had a big dick like myself. I guess I win.

>>51562605
futes

>>51563327
REREASE DE DWAGON!

>>51563333
I'll give you credit for those quads, but I know for a fact another AI drew the picture.

>>51563305
>Why didn't you listen?
but i did, he's legitimately, literally, the only politician ive ever "supported" in my entire shitty life

>>51563349
No. I made artflow. I programmed it using PyTorch library on Python. I made it all. It's my meme. Give me credit for it.

>>51563342
Look I might be kinda retarded, but I listened.

>>51563345
INTO THE LAIR OF THE BEAST

>>51563333
Bro, I personally know that man who made this meme. His name was Vladimir Putin.

>>51563361

>>51563344
is there a special category in heaven for bigdick vigins (with full head of hair)?
asking for a friend

>>51563356
I posted it for our distinguished audience tonight. Without me, your meme is dead. Unseen pixels on a drive somewhere.

You're welcome.

>>51563356
Oh shit, does it make a profit?

t. fellow deep learning fag

>>51563361
Based poon and dick posters. Market is fucked

>>51563361
that's a man.

>>51563333
checked and pooped in your street
>>51563361
now we're TALKIN
>>51563344
i have a 7" cock but the only girl i fucked didnt care so i broke up with her after 4 years and i havent had sex since, what a life hahahahaha

>>51563324
have it your way

bros im particularly impressed with myself for not walking to the store for an extra six pack, i think the cashier girl is on to me
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpKSs60XnhQ

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY DIDNT I SHORT MORE

>>51563385
Yes I use PyTorch for my deep learning predictive algo that I use on ShitCo's.

I would pick a set of factors that I want to examine, which is basically various bucket of stocks who exhibit the pattern I want to predict (gains) and then I applied principal component analysis to the feature set
Then using the features/factors discovered, I started building the Neural Network using PyTorch.

>>>/pol/396377363

>>51563079
I think its funny. What is your (current) issue anon? Do you need to talk about it? Some of us are here ironically but there may be some unironically to hear you out. But more than likley you should play some solo pvp minecraft.

Ok /smg/ I know I took profits on my SPY puts too early but I still have 10 YANG calls for $22 exp 10/21. China is way more fucked than the US right? Is it smart to hold them into October? I'm already up 40%

post your screenshots

>>51563414
this but irl, i had a system planned out to gamble my entire gambling account on 70/30 spy puts to calls and i pussed out at the last minute and only made 5 grand instead of fucking 20
blessed are the meek my ass

>>51563427
I don't give advice to anime poster. Sorry those are just rule I have to live by.

>>51563439
based and/or red pilled
unironiuca[lly
irl

>>51563425
I'm not going to talk about it, or respond to any future posts the faggot OP makes. I've disrupted enough today. He knows what he's doing. I'll leave it at that. I'm sorry for disrupting the thread.

>>51563441
have a rare pepe bro

>>51563429
Lol u tripfag for attention on 4chan.

>>51563443
>I'm not going to talk about it
thats a good little cuck nigger.

>>51563143
My technical analysis on that chart indicates a probable trend change. You should find a way to short your own equity curve.

>>51563419
Oh, I meant Artflow, but that's cool too. Yeah, I did a ton of predictive time series work at my last job as well.

>>51563443
Hey bud, this thread was off the rails from the start desu

GLOP GLOP GLOP

>>51563466
What ML techniques would you use for your predictive time series algorithms? Also what commercial databases would you use?

I hear Timescale is really good for time series databases and has quick reads

>he takes the pajeet post seriously

>>51563462
I was mostly bear the last month and inversed myself a bit early. Bulls will win soon but I blew my load a bit early. Wish I held my powder till close today

>>51563484
thanks /smg/, when i see this webm, all i think is of that fucking eel mouth raping those two mutant fish
buy AQB
>>51563488
this. as expected from a "deep" learning autist

>>51562974
I posted it

>>51563453
Reported to the authorities of meme. This is a fabrication.

>>51563443
youve really put in so much effort thus far. Why not continue? I appreciate your retardation and defending of neets for some reason. Ironically though.

>>51563484
Powerful, brave woman right there.

>>51563492
That girl has a small ass. Anyway, I asked you this like ten threads ago and I will ask again: will you zoom out on your equity curve? Let's see the rest, anon

>>51563498
Stop retweeting shit from over a week ago. You literally are worse than cancer.

>>51563443
god damn anon if I went by your metrics (caring what other faggots thought) then I would be blown the fuck out by now. Congrats I guess, (((oldfaggot)))

>>51563443
I liked your outburst and it seems justified. We just need to pivot after the point is made. Sometimes we turn in to the faggot we hate. Like I am in this moment

>>51563122
Nigger I took in the information. I don't want to hear this shit when most of the very same ppl who are short now were saying PIVOT or priced in last time.

We were heading into a recession but the white house unironically changed the definition of a recession and all you niggers said Powell would pivot. I saw that the rates would xontine to hike and energy would continue to become more expensive.

FAKE AND GAY

Jannies clean it up

im going to post it forever. Old faggots cant stop me. You'd best believe in triggered. You're.

How the fuck do I get b& all the time yet you all post dicks assholes and pussies and never get b&

>>51563559
stop tripniggering. simpleas

>>51563559
Maybe you're just a bigger asshole.

>>51563559
Jannies are the ones posting it. Always has been.

>>51563552
She'll never breast feed.

>>51563485
It ended up evolving into this kind of exotic multi-headed densenet CNN. We did that because some of our features were only available in the past (e.g. revenue) and others were only available in the future (e.g. sales targets), and so it was easier just to separate them out into different input heads. All the data warehousing was kind of ad hoc in Bigquery. We probably could have done a much better job at that part.

How about you?

>>51563439
That's my wife you son of a bitch!!!!

>>51563535
The big dunk in the middle was weekly spy puts during the bullshit pump in August being a bit early and costing me a few g's. I've been withdrawing money recently so the chart is pretty fucked

fun ride

>>51563579
You do realize that milk comes from breast tissue, whereas the visual appearance of breasts comes from a mixture of breast tissue and fat, right? It's entirely possible to have small breasts and still breastfeed. How do you think asia exists

>>51563559
Timing is everything, which you should have learned from studying the market.
>>51563552
This chick needs to get her shit checked out for skin cancer bruh fr.

>>51563573
I'm a giant dick, all yall getting reported tonight. #justkidding #toolazy

>ballgargling tripfaggot gets 3 instant consecutive (you)s
>not a single one properly instructing him to commit suicide

>>51562814
Personally I'm just not gonna post in threads with this OP image in them. It's just not worth my time.
I'm sorry for the rest of you that have decided to stick around and deal with this shit.

>>51563589
I'm still in shock

>DXY approxing 12
>10 year 2 year spread approaching -0.6
Holy fucking shit

>>51563598
first week on /smg/ huh?

Kek, the jannie missed one cause it wasn't traditionally flesh colored.

>>51563591
What are you a woman? I dunno I thought Asian people just split into boy and girl when they get old and they're just a sexual.

>>51563598
>>51563620
confirmed.

Bros I'm so fucking tired...

>>51563611
One less 4 figure account providing their (((input))). Thanks.

>>51563632
Same. I need to get better employment and a more benign alcohol habit.

>>51563588
Things also look pretty skewed by the vertical leap a week or two back (can't decipher exact dates from your meme brokerage UI). It smacks of luck. With that taken out, and your recent loss, things don't look too impressive. Are you confident you've figured out the stock market, or do you think it's just luck? $17k isn't much to brag about. You should start trying to do better.

>>51563632
You should rent an RV and go on a vacation and just sleep in the back of the rv for a week on the lot of the place you rented it from.

>>51563615
Ron warned you about the Federal Reserve doing this.

Why did it pump after dumping, only to dump harder after the pump??

I lost all my money in the stock market.

My hairy Asian woman has finally noticed, she told me that she's going to cuck me again.

It's over.

I need financial advice and lots of attention.

>>51563672
What race even are you? It's important context

>>51563661
I'm all for it, we badly needed this correction, where the fed fucked up was not starting it about a year earlier

>>51562605
Am I fucked for semis expiring Friday?

>>51563670
We've been over this anon

>>51563661
>RP2012 where the gold at campaign was a decade ago
Where does the time go?

>>51563670
I was expecting a green close until I read the headline that said that we were gonna pump no matter what JPow does. Everyone was being faked out by market makers I guess

>>51563680
>>51563672
fake tripcode. I am allied with baggie for now, kikes stick together against the pajeetposters who want to bring down the sacred cow stocks.

>>51563670
>smart money sells
>retail buys because they think the exact same pattern will play out for a 6th consecutive time after the fed announcement (which is retarded)
>smart money obliges
>then continues dumping, happily pocketing a few trillion dollars of retail dipshitbux

>>51563672
Not the real baggot

>>51563672
Well lucky for you your boy The Quasar is here. While I have no experience with hairy Asian women and being a cuck, all you have to do is make some money. You should start like I did show up to places early so you can meet everyone. Then stay late and look to see of they dropped money.

SOXL cunts deserve misery for how cocky they were start of the year.

TIME FOR SOME FUCKING JAMS N THIS THRED:
https://youtu.be/nzKWbpSNkmk

>buy soxl

>>51563723
there really does seem to be a subtle differentiation between baggie and quasar. I know with every fiber of my existence that its the same person but the schizophreia/personality disorder is amazing to experience.

>>51563734
I appreciate this. I remember this Enrique englasies right?

Live by the Fed, die by the Fed, /smg/. Ron could have saves you.

https://youtu.be/X9_n8jakvWU

>>51563750
What a fucking image, should win a pulitzer prize

>>51563778
Dropping fast
>Dropping fast
Dropping fast
>Dropping fast

>>51563632
I think I have been sick this week. I straight up work, eat, then lay in bed and shitpost.

>>51563767
Holy shit no wonder how I got myself into the shit I'm in.... the things I do to achieve a playboy stereotype life... to convince others to lie just to have sex.

keep your eyes on the prize... imagine the bullrun when they start lowering the interest rate 0.1% at a time

>>51563766
WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN
THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE
not me i voted for him int he primaries, in the secondaries, i even wrote him in during the post-ron shit-reality

>>51563778
Bro I told you these layoffs were taking place weeks ago.

God that nigger is hooked.

FUCK CARVANA

>>51563817
how could zuckerberg, visionary, luminary, messiah of the digital age, do this to us?

>>51563750
>it’s highest level since 2008
we’re fucked, boys

>>51563835
>credit card debt highest since 2008
bullish

>>51563845
priced in
someone post in this thread since for me since im banned for arguining that trannies are going to hell irl
>>>/tv/174499330

>>51563845
oh wow.
that really does make me think.

>>51562626
Congrats, fellow bear!

>>51563859
>>51563835
can you post your current losses for the mongoloids in the back

>>51563830
He sold out and literally had to comply with CIA, and took a deal. Dumb fuck is a puppet kike, not a free kike. He's a slave.

>>51563091
I don't know that I want uncontained anus so close to my food and drink

>>51563881
You ever snort cocaine off the small of a blonde girls back?

>>51562814
>>51562870
>>51562814
>>51562870
>>51562814
I wont contniue down your (extensiove) reply line but I will say that I think you got absolutely blown the fuck out. Have fun niggerfaggot.

>>51563856
Why is that thread on /tv/ instead of /mu/?
Also, why bring up an obvious fact about trannies in such a thread?

>>51563868
sure thing, nigguh

hi

>>51563906
I like a few niggers and a few faggots. Whatever hope they rest in peace.

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mas rply

>>51563923
You know it's cool you're openly black, my robinhood is now higher than yours. Kinda kinky

>>51563934
What are you gay?

>>51563933
hoping for good niggerfortune
I know you enough that you are way too based to hope for good negroid fortune.

I like to call this the Big Air pattern.
>>51563897
no

>>51563734
Scoopsies post your portfolio. I want to see the loss porn

>>51563934
for what purpose tho, fren?

>>51563734
he did, sanjeet. Quite a bit ago even for IST times.

>>51563940
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

>>51563934
Somehow a bigger attention whore than three tripfags. Take your (You) and go

>>51563951
already did, nigguh:
>>51563923

I still got $50k in my savings account.
I think I’m just gonna leave it parked there for a little while.

>>51563959
my needful was not correct. im too lazy to find the OC. Thanks sanjeeet.

>>51563970
>implying I won't do that tomorrow and just take the holiday off..
You forgot who I am.

>>51563986
>>51563986
>>51563986
>>51563986

start over

>>51563972
I like how you don't use drugs. And you aren't the average nigger. I wish the best for you. I know you're gonna see life real stress like you haven't before, but prepare like a parachute abort.. you're a little all in and I'm telling you, look I'm telling you, it's gonna suck for some people. You're ahead of the other niggers who only have the street. You got 4 seasons and fine taste in women. You could be my friend if we spent any attention to anything.

>>51563672
All my good training is coming from options trading tutorials uploaded by Hedge Funds on YouTube. These people are giving free lessons hoping you apply to be an intern at their capital group.

AND THEIR ADVICE IS THIS. MAKE THE SAME TRADE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. NOT EVERY DAY. BUT BE PATIENT. WAIT.

THEN STRIKE, BAGGIE. USE YOUR INSTINCTS

>>51563991
I'm not starting over. I worked so hard to get all of these options in my robinhood game.

>>51564055
That's not me... I probably could teach the fucking class.

bros... i celebrated my winnings today by drinking too much and i've beclowned myself across several internet chat platforms

>>51564079
obviously youre not baggie, youre quasar.

>>51563923
How do you fucking degenerates see this much money in your lifetime??? This type of shit baffles me. How do you all have so much savings to willingly gamble?

>>51564124
I make more than 300k per year

>>51562605
Hey, I'm in that pic.

>>51563658
Why are you being such a hating cunt. Dude is up money. Go shill link or something and fuck off

>>51564124
kek, there are multiple people in here with quarter million $ accounts

>>51564174
Give me some I will pay you back with interest I pinky promise