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Once my investments reach $10 million, I'm going start my search for the Holy Grail. My 16 years of research points out that the Holy Grail is located in South American continent. Wish me luck, /biz/!

Btw the Holy Grail in northern Spain is a FAKE.

>> No.5156265

Its in jeruzalem or oak island

>> No.5156305

>>5156239
Please do post a picture if you find it, gl anon!

>> No.5156363

>>5156239

The holy grail being a physical cup - and not a time-lost metaphor....

You've already failed your quest.

>> No.5156420

>>5156363
This guy gets it.

>> No.5156423
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5156423

>>5156239
You have my sword

>> No.5156444

>>5156239
Where can I fund this project

>> No.5156453

>>5156239
Too late faggot the holy grail is right here in my basement. The holy grail in norhtern spain is a replica I made myself. I've looked for the Holy Grail for over 300 years, which I could do because in 1598 I stumbled upon the fountain of youth, which is now in my backyard.

Get yourself some syscoin by the way, it's going to pump soon.

>> No.5156463

>>5156239
Just go to Thailand and get some massage like a normal guy.

>> No.5156467

>>5156239
Can I join on the quest?

>> No.5156472
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5156472

All this good money wasted on autists who want to find the holy grail.

>> No.5156502

>searching for the holy grail
>not the holy lance
Dun goofd

>> No.5156529

It's actually in Scranton, PA. The whole reason they made Scranton so mundane is so that grail-hunters would never thing to check there.

>> No.5156550

>>5156239

Order some DMT from the dark web. Chat with the goddess. Discover the truths behind the Divine chalice. Quest complete.

The fact you didn't even refer to your quest as a quest shows you are not ready for this undertaking.

>> No.5156587

>>5156239
Really makes me sad how we haven't been doing anything adventurous together as white people since SS Ahnenerbe :(

>> No.5156597

>>5156550
>Order some DMT from the dark web. Chat with the goddess
I never talked with a goddess but I did speak with machine elves. It was in some alien language I understood at the time but I have no idea what any of it is now :(

>> No.5156707

>>5156587
Honestly, if we all make out handsomly we should have a /biz/ quest. Non-whites can join too

>> No.5156791

If the Holy Grail exists the Vatican probably has it. Also why even bother ? Why not funding a mission to find a lost treasure? You will have fun and also have the possibility to become filthy rich

>> No.5157011

>>5156463
kek

>> No.5157185

>>5156239
What's your plan to reach $10 million?