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>wife left me for a fitness instructor

>> No.51558384

>>51558372
i made that pepe

>> No.51558465

>Fitness instructor left me for my wife

>> No.51558565
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51558565

>>51558372
fuck a fitness instructor

>> No.51558598

why not become a fitness instructor yourself and fuck other guys wives?

>> No.51558883
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51558883

>>51558372
that sucks anon

>> No.51558962

>>51558372
I bet he is fitness his dick her ass right now

>> No.51558977
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>>51558372
A Stacy-lite from high school got in touch with me to ask me out when she heard through a mutual friend I was moving to her area.
What's the catch?

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>>51558977
I don't know anon, I wonder what could be the issue

>> No.51559046

>>51558372

Why not become a fitness instructor yourself and fuck other wives guys

>> No.51559151

>>51558883
I got access to the kids but they don't wanna see me

>> No.51559211

>>51558883
I don't think CB believed in something, I think he had severe brain damage

>> No.51559230

>>51558372
I didn't know Michael De Santa browsed /biz/

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51559262

> "Fitness? How about fitness dick in your mouth."

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>>51559021
Feels like a scam so I'm not gonna meet her.

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>>51558372
Why do you have no shirt on?

>> No.51559279

>>51559262
Absurdly based kyoko poster

>> No.51559298

>>51559151
Wtf you sick fuck

>> No.51559385

>>51559021

she is a single mother with 2+ little chocolate half-niglets

>> No.51559411
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51559411

>>51558372

You know what to do

>> No.51559500

>>51558372
My friends gf was fucking the yoga instructor while he was looking after his two young kids. She then moved half way accross the country with the new man, poisoned his kids against him and used his kids to squeeze him for cash if he wanted to see them.
Inb4 paternity test. He had one

>> No.51559520

>>51558962
>chuckekles

>> No.51559616

>>51558977
>what's the catch
transitioning

>> No.51559665

>>51559500
so marriage is a meme. It sounds more and more based to let your bloodline die and bury all your possessions with you like a pharaoh

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>>51559385
>>51559616
No kids, no transition and she's not fat either.

>> No.51559905

Feels good being virgin incel at 40

>> No.51559919

>>51558465
came to post this

>> No.51560179

>>51559905
You virgin incels unironically have it great
t. boomer with kids

>> No.51560194
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51560194

>>51558372

That's okay. Girl of my dreams left me for a body builder 10 years ago. They just separated and he's crying about it.

>> No.51560220

>>51558372
so now you get to find someone hotter, instead of worrying about a commitment which didn't mean anything to her (in particular)

>> No.51560245

>>51560194
Extremely bullish, this one is for you big guy
https://youtu.be/EFH9soeufXY