/biz/ - Business & Finance

Irrelevant. I responsibly paid off my student loans 4 years ago.

>>51555350
>don’t forget to print your cash for debtors before hyperinflation renders your debt worthless

>>51555559
lmao

Daddy Biden gets my vote for this. Thanks for paying my debts, chuds. lolololol

>>51555559
Lmao, he paid hahahahaha

>>51555700
At least I was able to afford it. I can brag to you poorfags and my colleagues that are still $200k+ in debt.

>>51555726
I have 10k and change left on mine. Feels good, man.

Be me

>lawyer
>full ride to law school
>used the hazlewood act in Texas through my dads vet benefits to get extra gibs for law school
>graduate with 20k in debt cause I fucked around one year in law school to go to Portugal
> bidenbucks will pay for it.

Thx based Biden bro

I have exactly $10k in loans but made over $125k last year, is there anything I can do to get in Daddy Biden’s good graces?

>>51555350
Lmao I love the application date is a week after the election. This will fall apart after the midterms are over.

>>51555880

You have to know someone in the child raping island groups of the Caribbean.

It's a "who you know" kind of thing

>>51555880
Get married to a stay at home mom?

>>51555726
i make $98k/year and i'm still taking the $10k of relief. cope and seethe.

>>51555679
Jokes on you. I'm renouncing my US citizenship over this. I'm slowly removing myself from taxpayer status.

I paid my 30K loans right before 2020 started. Imagine how I feel. I don't want to remain a citizen of a country who hates me anymore. This was the final straw.

Attention Feds: I already stopped paying my NY State taxes, and have since moved to a tax free state. I am applying for a 2nd passport as we speak. And when the time comes for my appointment to enter the US Embassy and renounce my citizenship, I am going to spell out exactly why. 30K why. Higher education is broken, but this fixes nothing.

The only people being bailed out here are the predatory too big to fail lenders, and this helps globohomo higher ed to perpetuate itself. America is Capitalism for the middle class and poors, but socialized bailouts for corporations. *Spits*

>>51556369
I make more than twice as much as you. Cope and dilate

>>51556544
LOOK at this mad boom boom lmao KILL YOURSELF

>>51556544
How many imaginary dollars per year you do make for your gender studies degree?

>>51556354
My gf is a doctor so that’s a no-go

>>51556501
Can I get a tl;dr on your blog post lmao

>>51556544
lmao who cares nigger. have fun paying for my student loans with your taxes.

>>51556840
Lazy zoomers don't like reading long paragraphs.

>>51555559
kek retard

>>51555726
dont you feel stupid? the government cant even do what you just did. thanks for being a fucking niggerpuppet.
>a-a-at least im not p-poor!!!

>>51555559

Congrats

>>51556501
im in the same boat, this isn't a country its a ponzi scheme

>would have paid my student loans off in the last years
>instead they got delayed because of COVID and I staked crypto and stocks
>have $250k in savings plus going to get my last $8k of student loans written off
ahahahahahahahahah

>>51556501
>And when the time comes for my appointment to enter the US Embassy and renounce my citizenship, I am going to spell out exactly why. 30K why

And you think they care because......?

>>51556840
Anon paid off his loan during a period of 0% interest and high inflation and is now ranting on a finance forum

I'd like to thank the American Taxpayer for HAVING to pay off my Student Loans. God Bless America.

>>51555559
>I responsibly served the jews

>>51556501

>>51555350
>forgiveness
like youve done something wrong

>>51557260
lmao

>>51557148

I know they care. Because I've known someone who's done it. He has 4 passports. They literally try to beg you to stay.

>You know this is forever right
>Is it because of the taxes? It's because of the taxes isn't it
>Alright raise your right hand and repeat after me
>before we begin, you know this can't be undone

I hate every single one of you who thinks he's benefitting from this. The only thing you'll get is a sinking ship (America), and you absolutely know it. I rode the bus, I forwent having a car, I lived with housemates, I had a small apartment in the worst parts of the city, I clipped coupons. Doesn't matter now, all I get is an 800+ good goy score and a 140K job.

I'm fucking out of here. I'll go to the country where I'm treated best.

>>51558026
*140K job which is taxed to bail out Jewish predatory lenders

Money always goes up the chain. As quickly as ANY of you become "debt free" you'll throw an equal amount into crypto or something irresponsible. NONE of you are ever going to make it

>>51555555

>>51557422
The lenders are exactly the ones getting bailed out you dumb fuck. Everyone is serving (((them))) with this bailout, you're not winning. Holy shit stupid zoomers

>>51555350
I paid it off about a year ago. Any chance I could get a refund?

>>51558135
>Any chance I could get a refund?

No refund

>>51558026

Yes hop out of our landlocked nation and into Russia's nuclear blender while the Brits cry over dead pussy lmao

>No no I'm going to Mexico

Lmao

>>51558119
Based but you’re still fucked outside the US, at least stay where you can own a gun

>>51555559
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Not only did you believe the system is working for you, you helped it fuck you in the ass a little more!
Guide the dick in, anon

>>51555559
Good goy, good goy

>>51558119
Uh no
I am, in fact, incontrovertibly, winning
I just got $10,000 basically
If the government had any interest or representation whatsoever in helping my people, THEN I would care about how responsible it was being financially
In the 60s you could still believe this, perhaps even into the 90s (even though it wasn't true at either time)

But now the government and system as a whole has no interest in helping white people explicitly
Only incidentally are they ever helped and by backwards accidents like this, or by virtue of other minorities simply being extremely incompetent (for now)
South Africa is where we're headed in America so I intend to build trenches

>>51558076
damn, son. u mad

>>51555726
My loans are only 35k and I make almost 4 times that currently base salary alone. Paying it isn't an issue, it just gets in the way of saving more money and investing but I'm not saying no to 20k for free just because some old pedo is desperate not to lose the midterms.

>Have $4k in student loans remaining
>Make 580k/yr

You're telling me I still have to pay this shit? WTF.

>>51557098
>this isn't a country its a ponzi scheme
yeah

>make 109k a year
>28k remaining balance
>getting 20k since i got pell grants
lmao thanks biden
still not voting democrat though

>>51556501
>>51555559
only white people ITT
however it is very clear that this country is a sinking ship
>jewish exit scam
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-04-20/israel-adds-yuan-to-206-billion-reserves-in-philosophy-change
>Israel's Netanyahu: “Once we squeeze all we can out of the United States, it can dry up and blow away”
https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/9014s5/israels_netanyahu_once_we_squeeze_all_we_can_out/
i have a million other reasons to think this, but these two things have been on my mind a lot lately.
also picrel is a cover for selling the top of the exit scam by your feds.

I'm going to laugh when the courts block this. Biden himself proclaimed that the COVID emergency is over and completely eviscerated his administration's entire legal premise for the forgiveness.

>>51555726
>bragging about paying off debt

>>51556816
Crash her practice with no survivors

>>51555559

>>51555880
Just marry a bro for a year or two then divorce when you actually want to get married

>>51555559
My wife had over 100k in student loan debt when we married. She worked for a couple years but now stays home to care for our children. She’s a great mother and it’s what I want her to do, but we paid her loans off entirely and WHERE IS MY FUCKING REFUND

>>51558026
>renounce citizenship
>become illegal immigrant
>live life as you normally do
>don’t pay taxes
>still get to drive
>still get to vote
How can this go wrong?

>>51556369
I made just over 100k and I’ll be taking the 20k option.

>>51561714
No refunds. Better luck next time.

>>51556501
>Jokes on you
No it's not, we both know this country is fucked. Glad you are at least freeing yourself from tax slavery after you got scammed though.

>>51558135
>refund
LMFAO