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Fed meeting discussion / waiting room, how many points bros?
>2:30pm ETThat's the speech, rates will be revealed at 2pm ET (google: FOMC meeting countdown at the CME's website).My prediction will be 100bps (remember that core CPI went up, hence the massive sell off) although there is also a very high chance it will be 75bps
>>51551043-.50It’s all a pump and dump and always wasJust a way for certain individuals to force dump
>>51551119>a very high chance it will be 75bps75 bps already baked into the market. 75 is expected so it would be bullish >My prediction will be 100bpsWhat I would expect as well. This with the Putin announcement in 20 minutes will result in a rocky market. Prime for whatever the globohomo plan to announce next.
>>51551119I know it will be 75. But I have a boner for 100 or more.
>>51551043It’s going to be low. No way it will be 100+.
>>51551043Here is the count downhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
83bps is most likely
>>515510430.75. Give me the dot plot.
>>5155104375bps
>>51551219>>51551227>>51551207Yes yes YESSS, we know it will be 75. But can I dream?!
75 bps is a nothingburger
>>51551303this is true. Everyone is expecting this. If the big JP wanted to be an edge teenager he would do 100.
>>51551043Literally doesn't matter what it is, markets will tank
>>51551331Yes, but how fast?
I'm so tired of this retarded (((market))). At this point the market should be expecting 100 bps, but it dump hard as usual after they announce 100 bps.
>>51551331they'll rally today at 75bpsbut yes everything is bearish in the long term, even <75bps would signal that they've lost control and things are about to get fucked
mega pump today, mega selloff tomorrow just as the last 3 rate hikes have happened. fucking clockwork at this point.
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>>5155111980:20 you feeling lucky?
Someone explain to me like I'm retarded how several straight months of rate hikes is anything but bearish.
>>51551216do they ever not do it in multiples of 0.25? it really shows just how fake this all is
>>51551435they should be different and do 100.1bps
>>51551428In their own words>Many are worried that bringing the hammer down so forcefully would risk unleashing pandemonium across markets by essentially taking the likelihood of a “soft landing” for the U.S. economy off the table.>Sam Stovall, chief investment strategist at CFRA, said in a note to clients that a 100-basis-point hike would represent an “overreaction” on the Fed’s part.>“We think a 100 bps hike would unnerve Wall Street, as it would imply that the FOMC is overreacting to the data rather than sticking to its game plan, and would increase the likelihood that the FOMC will eventually overtighten and lessen the possibility of achieving a soft landing,” Stovall wrote in a note to clients.
I feel like jerome wants to give us a 100bp hike just to reinforce that he means business, because people are already starting to smirk and make money printer jokes about him again and he doesn't like that. But the rest of the committee are probably going to cuck him into keeping at 75, which is going to lead another month of bull euphoria as people decide again that the fed is mealy-mouthed, doesn't mean what it says and doesn't have the balls the back up its threats with action.
Can I gamble on this?
>>51551435it's a target rate, it ends up in a .25bp range that they try to maintain by buying or selling bonds which adds/removes liquidity from commercial banks. they're not directly forcing banks to lend at those base rates.
>>51551494*25bp not .25bp lol
>>51551492
>>51551043.50bps
25 Long, 100 Short. 75 Do nothing. Screencap this.
i say 125 y'all not know what's coomin
>>51551212this is a nifty tool, you can check probabilities all the way into dec. of next year - looks like the market's pricing in a 450-475 peak cooling off to 400-450 by 2023 eoy
>>51551466Ah, so it's all about some wall street under the table handjob shit where they'll accept constant rate hikes, but anything minorly higher would piss off wall street and make them do something stupid. Cool. I hate this fucking clown world.
>>5155156975 will pump and you know it
>>51551043I want to bet big on 100 bps with a super tight stop-loss, but now that I stop to reconsider, the Fed may not be the thing that triggers the big dump. The weekly charts for SPY & QQQ look set up to retest the 200ma either this week or the next. I thought it would be Punisher Powell bringing down the hammer after he grew a pair while gaping Jackson's Hole, but now he might feel the market is getting the message after the FedEx news.My real hang up is ALL the financial media is expecting 75. And this entire couple of years has been always so the opposite of what jews say.
100 bps hike, and then I'm buying 6 month treasuries at next week's fed auction.
>>51551595They're doing it on the table, not even trying to hide it.
75 is already priced inHow does this help inflation when this will just rally the markets causing inflation to come in hot, yet again, next monthThe only way to fix this is to cause pain, which he has proven he won't doGet ready for 20% inflation by eoy 2023
>>51551043give me a fucking 100bps powell GIVE IT TO ME. 75bps already expected, it wouldn't do shit. would literally result in a rally. 100bps don't fuck around
>>51551043niggers
I dont get it what does any of this meanwhats a fed rate
We are stuck with JPow until 2026Expect things to get much worse while he remains chairIt will take the reincarnation of Volcker to fix this
>>51551942it will cause a minor rally but things will turn bearish again over the coming monththey WILL achieve their soft landing meme
>>51551043my prediction (and this would wipe me out):J-Pow cuts rates 25 bps, and signals that we are headed towards a depression. Stocks pop because people are retarded and my puts become worthless. Only to sink below June lows a week later. Whenever the fed starts cutting rates, that's when the big downturn starts. Don't listen to normie finance people saying a pivot is bullish. it's not.
>>51552007The FED rate is what you would expect.It is the rate at white we feed women to be sent of and breed by black men with big dicks.
>>51551850all the banks expected CPI to drop in august when it when up only nomura predicted it would go up.now only nomura is predicting 100bps hikeI hope powell grows some fucking balls and does 100. 75 would rally, what the fuck is the point of that
>>51551043Short short short short
>>51552053you are fucking retarded, a fed reversal would mean a huge rally
For the love of Christ Jerome please save me.100bps or bust.
How much longer?
>>51552076yeah but they would be reversing because of a major global depression starting. how the fuck is that bullish? It would be a retard-rally, and whoever hodl-ed it would get rekt.
whatever happens, we crab
>>51552076he said stocks would pop. but less than 75bps would mean the fed knows something and shit is about to get a lot worse.
>>5155209730 mins
>>51552053Why did the feds all sell their portfolios though
>>51552110fucking thisor big fakeout scamwick one way or the other THEN crab
1 MILLION BASIS POINTS but only for one hour once a week from now on
>>51552132because that was the top. Even if stonks rallied here they wouldn't get to ath. that's just idiotic to think that.
>>51551569>25you're retarded, lmfao
>>51551579those probabilities are horseshit
>>51552204Why it is information that the FED posted... so yes.
>>51551521What brokerage is going to give you 100x leverage on an ETF?
>>51551043I predict 666 POINTO
>>51552292I'll take 420 or 69
>>51551155Checked and bogpilled
>>51552053>>51552102>>51552168dollarlet cope
75 bps hike, scam pump, chop during the presser, then dump back down to close flat across the boardCheck em
>>51552326Singles confirm 100 bps market dump
>>51552153theres going to be so many people fomoing in to longs and shorts after the announcement that both will be worth them scam wicking
why are the fomc streams the most comfy happenings this year
If my digits are odd 75, even _>100
999 point hike incoming
>>51552393I don't even have any trades open, I just like to watch the line go le up or down in a chaotic manner
>>51552431Nice ID bro
buckle up
Insider here. 100 based points is confirmed.
>>51552442I miss that nigga so much its unreal.
>>51552449Can confirm. My dad works for the Fed
>>51552421the sonichu necklace got me
You lads know JPow is also supposed to give a talk on Friday as well, right?
im tired of crab cityI NEED IT TO CRASH OR MOON
Am I the only one who finds this pathetic? A tiny little 150 point raise and everyone loses their shit? Don't companies have any fucking margin? Dont people keep extra money in case of unexpected stuff like this? Why should anyone's spending or investment be impacted in the slightest by such a small rise in rates? If they were going to put rates to 30% or something overnight I would say "oh woweee" but this? Meh. But the markets treat it like its judgment day.
10 more minutes!
Honestly about to just put 240K into monthly T.bills and stop stressing over crypto.
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>>51551595Welcome, take a seat
>>51552376I am positioned for either
Where to stream? Youtube isn't turning up anything.
>>51552511Your 401k may easily drop 30% I total value due to the fed fucking around. This is bad for the boomer, no big deal for zoomzoom
>>51552572https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
I wonder if this stream is going to be as chaotic as the previous one>>51552572https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukFnKCtptX4
>>51552590No it will do - I know. But I'm just saying its fucking pathetic. Oh wow money is more expensive to loan by a tiny percentage - lets dump everything. Its just stupid how thin everyone's margins seem to be, or how highly leveraged everyone is but I guess this is the way of capitalism - its all about leverage and people are in x1000
>>51552595>>51552602Thanks anons <3
>>51551850Fuck it. Shoved on SQQQ with a stop loss tighter than a virgins honey hole. Willing to accept the loss if wrong, not willing to accept missing a 100 bps crash.
>>51551043hi fellow jeromeheadsim so fucking torqued for our boy to shine
>>51552639You do realize how stops work if it gaps right? You'll get filled at the worst possible price because you'll be marketing in when the floor drops.
>>51552511Having near-zero rates and qe for over a decade, and declining rates for several decades, has turned the markets into casinos and encouraged most businesses and individuals to be highly endebted and operating at the financial redline.
and what is it?
dis beat lit af
I have extra popcorn if anyone want some.
>>51551482Ironic that our fate depends on a boomer with a nigger name
100bps LEAKED
fuck it, going mega long because nothing ever happens. If I'm wrong... I'll rope.
anyone else enjoy having the Fed livestream feelgood keyboard music playing in the background while watching the markets violently convulse?
Blasting this fed-core from the livestream
>>51552724>>51552749VIBIN
HOOOLLLYYYY SHEEEEIITTTTTT
75 BPS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03GGAVD1MgM>75 announced
hahahah
What the ever loving fuck is going on with ETH?
how much bps is it anons?
100 lets go!!!
>>51552800Holy fuck. Charts are bugging out hard lmao
>>51552709Thanks
>>51551399>mega pump today, mega selloff tomorrow just as the last 3 rate hikes have happened.This anon knows
wtf this was priced in there should be no change
>>51552805tree fiddy (75)
Digits say .5
Where do I monitor to find out the hike info as soon as it's released?
should i do it frens
>>51551043tree fiddy
>>51552788Motherfucker did it again. JPOW YOU LIMP DICKED FAGGOT. DROP THE HAMMER.
>>51552800people are buying bons and the bots don't know what to do.
>>5155280575 from 2.5 to 3.25 with 4.5 announced by December, 30k dow incoming
what a disappointment
>>51552829All the bots got their sell orders triggered and filled - no more liquidity. Weird as fuck
>>51552839there is more to it than just mere 75 or 100bps
>>51552853You're in the waiting room anon
>>51552867you're late
>>51552871Their projections for 2023 went up a lot. They’re spoon feeding us the upcoming disaster
>>51552602All outright lies; imagine listening to Jews.
>>51552928pretty much.
>>51551043>We will not be raising the federal funds rate at this time>We will not be raising the federal funds rate at this time>We will not be raising the federal funds rate at this time>We will not be raising the federal funds rate at this time
>>51552905what do you mean
>>51552928Stonks are (((nose)))diving now lmao
>>51552905>>51552961oh ok nvm
>>51552886It's still going apeshit. I ain't touchin that shit nigga.
>>51552995fucking dot charts are heckin sweet dude
FEDWAVE TIME
>>51552326Rolling again because this is the fate we're signed up for
>I think 75bps would be pretty rad dude haha
>I think 75bps would be pretty rad duuuude haha
75 BPS confirmed
>>51551826Waiting for that pump anon. We will see. I'm standing by my call for now.
>>51553207>>51553238samefag
This won't beat inflation
thanks for playing
>>51553279>bobos this quick to copebottom signal
>>51553266no shit, sherlock
>>51552602That last stream or was it the one before that was atrocious, fucking boomers cant even run a youtube stream properly without the quality farting. With all the money printing you'd think they could afford an IT guy or something.
Apple has reported an official 75 bps raise.
>>51552602damn that is some good music
Why no sticky?
speech it or sneed it JPOW, hurry
Wasnt a 75bps priced in ?????WHY IS IT DUMPING ????AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>51551043-1000bps>We hab to pay more to stop meanie Putin >;)>verification not required
>>51553569they pretty much confirmed 75 and 50 for the next meetingexpectation was 50 and 25its over
music is offhere we go
>>51553569they raised future projections
Just took a fat shit. Bad omen meaning Powell is going to cause the economy to take a fat s5atgnhit
/ourguy/ is onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukFnKCtptX4
there he is the big boy
good afternoon
75 BPSBULLISH
>reducing the size of our balance sheetHERE WE GO
BUY BUY BUY
muh jobs
>>51553665It was over when they redefined what a recession is.
>>51553743So higher future bps ??? Inflation still rising REEEEEEEEEEE JPOW GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY JPOWWWWW AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>my collegues and I a cuteit's over
Crypto winter confirmed
at least 2 years of accumulation
Jenna is back!
>mic to NYT RoasiteEvery single time
his speech... it was beautiful ;;;(
>>51554081i didnt come here to fall in love...
>inb4 loads of low IQ questions with obvious answers Boring
>He thinks he’s getting inflation down to 2% But he sounds dovish at the same time. No way in hell inflation is going down to 2%
>>51554109the look of hatred
>they aren't even going to consider lowering rates until it's very clear that inflation is going to 2%
>>51554081>>51554109She's already taken chuds.
>>51554109why do jews have such hilarious names
>rates rates>pause for a few months>raise rates again>pause for a few months
>>51554173He’s obviously letting various bulls into their relationship
>>51554187sweaty boi
>>51554187Lmao
Who else here /wellanchored/ ?
>>51554173 Oh no bros, another Aryan woman taken by a rate faced KIKE.
>>51554187>liesmanof course he is a CNBC reporter
>liesman >Dur you ever gonna stop raising rates? The guys who own me wanna knowHe just said 30 seconds ago they will slow and assess in the future what the fuck imagine getting paid to be there and not even listening.
I'd like to give Jenna my .75 points of inflation.
president powell seems sleepy
so... jpow spells doom for the economy and you retards buy?
(((SIEGAL)))
it's literally shooting back up lmao
>>51554246>another Aryan woman taken by a rate faced KIKEeveryone in that room is a jew
>>51554165Pan faced Gook envious of being race mogged by Aryan beauty.How will the gook-loving incels on 4chan recover?
>>51554109Look how she just naturally grabs that black mic. It’s like a hardwired reflex genetically inbuilt into her dna like a brain and lung.
>>51554173He must be 145+ IQ or a millionaire. There is no other explanation.
>>51554332>only needs 2 fingers and a thumbyeah sounds about right black boi
>>51554298brrrrrrr
>>51554352he's probably 6'3 and rich
>>51554081i have no idea why but chicks with small, open mouths casually looking down at something is the hottest thing imaginable. if i see a girl doing that while looking at her phone the image is forever imprinted in my mind
>>51554374As if yours is Any bigger. Go back to your women, hee has faggot
>>51554304they are all too young to have the right knowledge to ask difficult questions, however they are (by coincidence) good looking
>>51554434what is the context of picrel
>>51554374Rekd & kekd
i thought the federal reserve creates inflation by creating money.. how can they mess up so badly that they need to take such drastic actions to reduce it??
job market LOL
>>51554462fomc after-party
>>51554528go to bed billy
this broad wont take a hint
>>51554600Hi Andy
>>51554528its more about the loaning more than anything due to re-factional reserve which was suspended lmao. The only way to fix things now is raise the rates so hard to tighten the loaning market which slows liquidity which slows spending which hopefully kills the housing market to ACTUALLY return to real prices unlike after 2008.
>>51554218That’s a woman
>>51551043imagine everyone getting cool macbooks and laptops and you get stuck with the wagie pad
just tuned in bros was actually working at work, for once kek. what did i miss besides these fed qts?
What the fuck is going on, did the feds raise by .75 or did they not raise?
>>51554173
>basel, switzerland
>>51554680powelltrain fed hikes has no brakes while this pansy reports are begging him to stop.
i'm sure not many corporations are over leveraged haha
>>51554703They did and they have another 100 or 125bps raise to do until eoy
Pump all work week and then dump on Sunday.Place your longs now gentlemen
>>51554787Thanks fren
muh jobs boomer moment
this baldie knows what pain feels like
lads give it to me straight, any chance for a socially autistic incel to score one of these fed babes? i am not ugly, but generally terrified to talk to most females
what is sergay doing there?
>>51555054those type of women have (practically) arranged marriages with men they meet from their family get togethers while both joking about which ivy league colleges their grandparents donate to
>>51552250I don’t know what these words mean
>>51555121yea, i kinda figured desu. i've always said some anons are meant to make it, and some just aren't. its not always in the cards for all of us.