/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51544699
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $0.9089 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.3 (17.825) million shares DRS'd by Jul. 30th 2022
>Previously 50.8 (12.7) mill shares by Apr. 30th, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 2022
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,217.542B, 101P = 21.956B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 2,238.870B, 103P = 21.737B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
>GameStop Crypto Wallet up for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19901/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19906/html
>FY22 Q2 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20220907006127/en/
>FTX partnership

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

KEK CRYPTO BAGGIES

posting in epic thread

>Hedgies are short everything
>Market crashes
>Hedgies making bank
>This is good for GME
>???

>>51544729
>Hedgies are short everything
>implying hedgies went full cash before shorting formerly held values.
much more likely they are the only ones still buying in this environment to keep collateral up for one more day.

Nightshift bros, we got too cocky.

>don't even feel shit being shorted by Kenny et al.
>mfw Edgerunners's ending
>>51544699
checked and based

I think the squeeze has squoze Darling

>>51544775
I think you're

>frens hlolding with me while we wait for immanentization of the system
>poor brown people worrying about my investments
comfy comfy /gme/

When exactly is it supposed to squeeze? It was $40 a few weeks ago and now it's in the shitter again. What could possibly happen that would make GME MOASS? Melvins has failed but GME still hasn't squozed like I was promised

>>51544805
Mm idk
Give it minute

>>51544699
Nice digits as usual, baker.
MO'ASS is today and WAGMI.

>>51544805
>concern fag

>>51544805
have you tried crying more?

>>51544761
based and choompilled ):

>>51544744
They literally loaded up on puts those last few months. Plus, shorts can be collateral, too.

>>51544805
Ryan Cohen could but he decided against it.

>>51544805
two more weeks

I'm Coyote Peterson, and this... is kekking at GameStop baggies.

I'm here on the boards of /biz/ at 4channel.org, where a vicious group of native redditors called "baggies" lurk in the shadows. Their diet consists of hot pockets and estrogen pills, and they spend most of their time jerking off to blacked on their anime body pillow and roleplaying on discord which is why the baker is always late. But with a little dedication, I think we can lure them out, to see their fabled sting. Also known as a "sneed", the baggies sneed is mostly harmless and if anything is hilarious to watch. Oh... I think I see one. Yeah that's it. Over there with 10 open Reddit tabs. Do you see it? Oh wow, what a big fella. Look at the fat rolls on his abdomen. While most would call him disgusting, you have to admire mother nature and what she's created here. Alright now that the baggie is here, we'll bait him into giving us his dreadful sneed.

Kids, don't try this at home.

Kek baggies!

AHHHH
AUUUUGHH
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
It's like an intense burning through my sides!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh
They are leaving orbit! I just can't stop laughing!
oooooooowwwwwwww
aaahhhhh

That's it for us here on Brave Wilderness

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

>>51545298
Jordan Peterson did it better when he called the janny a nigger

>>51545333
yil?

>>51545298
September 19th is still the play, just not sure which year.

>>51545349

Why has Ryan Cohen abandoned us? Was he in on the Schmitah scam?

>>51545537
>Cohen
wot do you fink m8?

>>51545554
I never trusted him, even before the murder.

Guys, somethings wrong.
I can't say what because I don't know what but something is off.
My pattern recognition spazmosis is so intense right now it's making mental pixel art on a blank sheet of graph paper on my desk.
Either something huge just happened, or I've discovered how to have an autism attack.
Brace for it. It was always going to be Wednesday, but you already knew that, didn't you?

>>51545601
Schizoid

>Kenny is planning to become the US treasurer under DeSantis after an IPO of Citadel
Fucking hell, this is how he's getting out isn't it? He's going to sell his ship to some complete rubes while its on fire then swing from the burning deck into the public sector where it doesn't matter how badly you've fucked up in the past.
This clever son of a bitch.
I hope DeSantis buries the knife in his back at the last moment, that is assuming DeSantis even runs and doesn't offer to VP for Trump.

>>51545601
I trust you anon. Something does feel different
WAGMI

>https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/xjrkua/holiday_season_coming/
I have to admit some of these shill memes are actually really fucking funny

>>51545887

Good lawd the butthurt will be epic when GME is sub $5 in 2023

>>51545887
What is your contention?
>>51545927
It's crabbed for two years and you're still here seething about it.

>>51545998
My contention? Contention? guy it’s 6am idk what you’re talking about. Dude on the subreddit keeps posting “ape mobile” and it’s like his mobility scooter cus he’s disabled.

>>51546056
Some of the wheelchair people are based, some of them should be drowned in the tub

>>51546063
Wheelchair people are not based unless they got limbs blown off in the military otherwise they’re people that would’ve been thrown off of a cliff or eaten by wolves in prior history

>>51546100
I disrespect all American soldiers past and present, I hope we lose this war soundly and young american boys are murdered for Israel again

>>51546112
China #1 China #1 China #1

>>51546129
Russia #1 Russia #1 Russia #1

Your daily reminder.

A date for MOASS has been provided via meme magic. This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill.

Am I the only one here who can admit I was fucked in the ass by a jew (again)?

Stock market is rigged and the only sure way to "make it" is to actually earn the money (by lying to the jewish investors about your new revolutionary blockchain-backed web 3.0 startup)

>>51544878
Retardation has reached highs dreamed impossible.

>>51546360
Yes, you're the only one here who cares about you or your analysis.

>>51544699
Checked. Stay comfy, comfy baker.

Once this is all over I shall buy a large tract of land in the middle of nowhere under the guise of a charity/NGO, so that I never have to deal with people like pic related.

>>51546537
>Once this is all over
anon, I...

>>51546537
Fuck forgot to add the picture.

Baggy bros. How we all doing? Can we all confirm, this is the best time to live throughout all of human history?

I really feel for bill gates in this whole economic downswing. Poor guy decided to GET RID OF his extreme wealth and is inundated with conspiracies and lies. In reality, it’s clear he’s realized his life in excess billions of dollars, and is ready to unwind his fortune and settle down as a humble farmer on his 900,000,000 acres of farmland.

>>51546548
As always; if they never lost we wouldn't have heard of Enron or any of the other big incidents in the past.

>>51546688
Do you have any more copium for me? Bonus points for BBBY copium

it's today

>>51546360
>>51546548
>>51546757
Watch as this lil nigga forgets he's supposed to be pretending to be a holder as he starts yelling BAGGIE KEK

>>51546772
>1pbtid
shill detected, sneed

>>51544699
checked
wagwi

>>51546757
>bbby copium
still plenty executives that can try to fly

>>51546793
>N-No U!
Gonna have to try harder than that, Sanjay!

>>51546316
>>51546562
The ol' shillerino classic: Hype up a random date, then spam "KEK BAGGIES" when your arbitrary measurement of success falls through

>>51546757
Remember that each and every major incident throughout the history of the entire financial sector has been 'Everything is totally fine' right up until the moment it wasn't. Enron, 2008, Crazy Eds, Madoff, name a situation where it was a slow collapse rather than them going from 'No one could have ever seen this coming' to 'The writing has been on the wall for so long! Honestly, the public should have prepared for this; its your own fault for not paying attention' in a 24 hour news cycle.
Pyongyang is more open about things going sideways.

>>51546829
>Hype up a random date
i demand more hype for the 26th

>>51546849
ok how do I suck your dick once I'm a millionaire?

It’s like the shills are bored but have to be here.

>>51546894
>>51546829

Ok I'm going to admit it. I'm a paid shill but my boss just fired me because it's literally today and you will be multimillionaires in approximately 1209600 seconds

>>51546894
As a wise anon said.

>>51546869
>>51546925
Getting a bit spicy there, Sanjay. Had a bad bit of naan? That said...
>approximately 1209600 seconds
Heh, nice

So apparently we should all be sending death threats to politicians and harassing sec officials, instead of just buying and holding the stock?
Is that right? Is that Dave Lauer's message for market reform? I mean, if it is, then we all know that Lauer's word is gospel afterall

I loaded up on SPY puts yesterday.

>>51546869
Based off this >>51546925
Just help me remake the Indian Raj and we're good. I'll let you be my own personal Sepoy.

>>51546961
Why would i want to end in jail when i will build the jail in the coming years ?

Good morning shillies! Another day of futility watching the float get locked.
>k...kek b..baggies!
bahaha

Tomorrow

>>51547056
Today.

>>51547056
Close all shorts is like saying "Hide the bodies"

>>51547096
I have a feeling BBBY and AMC will pump today

MOASS
.
.
.
NOW

>>51547056
wtf does boj bbg mean
fuck I hate acronyms so much

>>51547219
BOJ= BlowJob
BBG= Big Black Guy

Lol

>>51547279

October 11

This crabbing is making me tired.
This CRABBING is making me TIRED.
THIS crabbing is making ME tired.
This crabbing is MAKING ME TIRED.

>>51547342
Love me a nice -25% crab. We're crabbing on into the poor house.

>tfw MOASS

Flatline chads were always right.

>>51547279
>Given 18 months and some boredom a bunch of white nerds on the internet can lap 10,000 years of African civilization

>>51546757
Here's your BBBY copium.

umm... guys...?
>what the fuck?
>oooooo?

>>51547652
lol right back down, wtfwt

Where the fuk are the diamond hands at? All I can see in this general are shills shilling and beta males looking for an emotional support group. Sell the stock and KYS. You thought taking on the most powerful oligarchy in the world would be easy? That it would go according to your expectations? I’m gonna WAGMI but your onions mentality is spreading like the plague in this shit hole. Who the fuck wants to associate with that?

>>51547664
Must have been one of those glitches that Dave keeps telling us about. Forget I said anything

>>51547056
This is promising. I wonder if Bank of Japan will start the margin calls, how does that procedure work? Shmita ends Monday

WAGMI

>>51547702
stfu and dont speculate, the stock just lost its packets and any other explanation is a conspiracy!!!!

>>51547702
>>51547746
What happened?

>>51547804
We all decided we wanted to sell at exactly the same time in premarket.

did yuo here ken griffin will work wit disantis?

>>51547874
wat

>>51547899
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xjs9vs/whoah_ken_griffin_wants_to_be_us_treasurer_if/

pig reladed

>>51547687
Now this might actually be a non streetshitter shill, if its not a larp

Buy HKD. 400% move today. Roll everything back to GME. You're welcome.

>>51547939
No thanks.

>>51547687
Steve Cohen!!! The ugliest man alive!! Trading when you can’t cheat is a hard game huh? Can’t wait till you are perp walked a someone with actual baseball acumen gets the Mets from some liquidation deal. I’m going to go fuck the wife, and then have a cup of coffee. Stress free baby. Stress free. you?

>>51547664
Sorry, just sold 100k to Kenny G @ $28.50.

>>51547939

>>51547939
Don’t be a Keith

>51547983
Kys 45. Or go to your “secret” glow thread. Faggot.

>>51547924
Desantis honestly couldn't glow in the dark harder if he tried at this point. How did Kenny manage this one? If this were a fiction I'd complain that the story was getting too unbelievable.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTWWT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>51548071
You gonna scare it.

kek baggies

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xk50f0/ken_griffin_should_get_the_death_sentence/

>>51547939
Keith it was supposed to be a meme, stop loading up on side slop.

Lying down for my first nap. Take care of my stock for me, please.

>>51547939
it pumped twice already and it's 100% a scam. don't be ridiculous.

>>51544775
kek

>>51548067
I think he'd be a good second fiddle to Trump. The Vineyard incident has me convinced he might be legit, since I doubt the Glowies would let him go that far if he was controlled opposition.
Actually showing them in a bad light? Not likely.

I’m very zen right now. Today’s today

BREAKING NEWS:
In stride with the latest ADL bad word update, goySTONK is the latest term under review for hate speech. GME holders can rest easy, as all stonks that are NOT gme are categorized as goystonks, as reported to us by an anonymous insider. Stay comfy frens, more at 4

>>51548067
>>51548131
He's a rat fuck. During covid he played like he was anti vax, then he passed a law that said the government can inject any FL resident with whatever they want. Instead of sending the immigrants back to Mexico he sends them to one of the least diverse places in the country to "pwn" his own countrymen. He is a fucking loser

>>51548158
Thanks for the update fren.

>>51548204
Agreed. Despite all the based things he does, he still is a politician. If the Griffin partnership is true then we can confirm that all politicians in support of Israel DO NOT have the people's best interest in mind

>>51548204
I agree with the Marthas Vinyard stunt take...its just dispersing them around the country (some were sent a few blocks from my office), but I went to FL like 10 times during the pandemic and it was glorious kek

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOON MOOON MOOON THIS IS MOOOOOONASSS

I will creampie my wife and have another child if we hit $40 EOD.

>>51548265
I WILL TOO AND GIVE YOU YET ANOTHER CHILD!!!

fucking yahoo finance chart lagging out with the auto updates for me. BBBY and GME are gonna run today.

>>51548265
>1D
s/wife/husband
s/child/HIV strand

>>51548234
I agree as a one time thing. I think it's clever and agree that exposure to these people will change minds in these non-diverse areas. If this becomes a regular thing then he's just as bad as the democrats. In fact worse, because he's "diversifying" areas that don't already have it, whereas democrats are just importing them to shitholes that I already wouldn't want to live in.

>>51548282
explain yourself cryptic faggot

>>51548282
cringe sed non-understander

Shit seems weird today

Moass is literally tomorrow. Weekend is going to be lit

>>51548302
its not the trading view window i prefer, therefore its gay and you have sex with aids faggots. The moment he switches it to 1M candles, it will change your sexual orientation back to correct

>>51547924
>>51548067
My pic for Secretary of the Treasury would be Janet Yillen

>>51548296
The important lesson people need to learn is that everyone deep down despises having foreigners in your country/neighborhood. It's time to stop playing these retarded political games and pick up the pitchforks and say "enough".

>>51548302
Just read what he sed

lets fuckin gooooo

>>51548339
>lit
How's da hood?

>>51548265
I need a wife first. When will Ryan start selling them at gamestop?

>>51548369
awkward silence

>>51548379
My crib isn’t so tight, but the hood do be bangin

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xk18xb/paypal_doing_4_cash_back_on_gamestop_mmm/

OOOOOOOOOOO

We have these poompas that completely diverge from the market and amc1 & amc2, strange happenings. Are we really moved out of the meme short basket?

>>51548406
this should put us on the up trend for sure

Women be shopping

>>51548413
not OOO yet. maybe ooo but then still too soon

>>51548429
frfr

>>51548421
as of last week

Do you guys think that the recent bottom has pushed the shorts maximum pain point even lower because it was shorted on the way down?

>>51548570
They can ONLY sustain this charade by taking on more leverage. More leverage means the pain increases as they have more collateral/debt just to stay afloat. Things can ONLY get worse for them, and we already know that closing the short position is already fatal.

>>51548376
Baggies am I right?

>>51548603
>More leverage means the pain increases as they have more collateral/debt just to stay afloat.
This is the primary reason why I buy more. The money is secondary.

>>51548204
>Making the rich liberals deal with the consequences of their own policies
Anon.
It is quite literally the only way they will ever learn. Each and every one of them has to encounter the consequences of what they're doing to everyone else or they will never, ever stop doing it.
It's like having a shitty drunken asshole acting trying to start fights at a bar, the only way he will ever stop is if he gets into one and has to take his teeth home in a paper bag. Just yielding to him at every point or pretending he doesn't exist isn't going to get a positive result.
They want to be 'Sanctuary cities' 1000 miles from the border? Fuck it, let them have it, let them have all of it.
They've been allowed to act punk rock since the 80s, it's time someone twisted their arm a bit about it.

>>51548688
based and letthemhaveitpilled

BBBY is pumping

>>51548204
Zion Desantis made law that they can inject people with whatever they want
He went to Israel to bend the knee, then couple days later buildings started falling over in Florida and jews where on the spot to 'help out'.
Just look at his jew rat face. He's a plant like everyone else in US government.
Also making libniggers face consequences is only way they learn, so shipping niggers over to marthas jewyard is a good stunt, altho he shoulda just sent them to mexico

>>51548767
You sure?

>>51547939
>>51547939
!!!

>51548783
>>>/pol/

>>51548817
!!!!!!!!!!

>>51544699
WE'RE POOOOMPING TODAY BOYS

>>51548889
The war is really good for us. We pumped back in March too. Putin is better than RC

It seems the floor keeps raising and the ceiling keeps getting lower. How are there still flat line deniers in these threads?

>>51548935
Because that's not how this chart pattern works. When the two lines converge, the price will move violently.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xk6jfq/update_a_complicated_and_fascinating_story/
kek trackies

Just woke up. Any leaks from the fed about rate hikes yet?

>>51549109
2

>>51548688
>implying some random rich yahoo has any say on policy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8BwqzzqcDs

>>51549123
hundred bepis

It appears that Mr. Chukumber has warmed up his lotion for another round of pump and dump.

eth > *

>>51546955
>screenshoting the time bar of your anime reaction imagine
Protip: f12 and use inspect element

>>51549034
>Odysseus flies on to Ben Gurion airport, Tel Aviv, Israel
Uh oh Stinky. Half_Dane... shut it down

>>51544699
Checked

>>51545333
Bigly checked

>have trojan share in 212
>have to log in on occasion
>for them to not close position
>log in after a while
>gme holders on 212
>talking about drsing
>and still holding
Encouraging to see, tbdesu

MOASS happens at 29

Checkem

>>51549159
real og lmao

late night edition thread still going strong into the morning.

Bros...why do I feel like we are not going to make it anymore

>>51549148
He was in here earlier trying to get retards to buy into his stale p&d. TaopHolx

>>51549232
>why am I not going to make it?
It's because we're poomping and you couldn't close your shorts.

>>51549232
Look at this specimen. Low T, emotional support group enjoyer right here.

Lmao they can’t make us red anymore

>>51549232
>>51549232
they expect one if us in the wreckage nigger

We're inverting the market on a very small timeframe. Chumbalumba's pump is running out at the same time too. Interesting times.

>>51549232
Because YOU aren’t.

>>51549169
The goyim are learning

>>51549286
zoom out

eth > *

>>51549353
Kenny looking for shelter, kitchen getting too hot. It appears he does not like the idea of his business partners putting him in a steel drum filled with concrete.

>>51549129
>Implying the rich yahoos don't all talk to each other and can't convince each other of things
This is a neighbourhood where Obama has a house you apex lemon.

>>51549393
real og lmao

them LRC and AMC2 bags must be feeling very heavy right now

>>51549430
>there are people who bought AMC2 at 15
>there are people who bought AMC2 at 15 using proceeds from selling their entire GME stack

>>51549467
And I’m happy to have dumped my $5 bags on them at that level. Get fucked, Keith

>>51549467
>There are people who believe that cult members holding an asset that has the potential to free them from the cage actually sold it to buy towel stock

>>51549467

>>51549573
compensated sentiment re-directors cannot meme.

>>51549416
You're acting as if the people that actually decide on these policies aren't aware of the implications, that they don't have three other homes they can relocate to, or that the Obamas are the ones that come up with these policies.

>one point five bepis points
it's over

>>51549607
What sentiment can you accuse me of trying to re-direct with any of my posts?

>>51549467
>There are people who bought GME over $100

ok then

>>51549689
I’ve bought GME at lots of prices.
I used to buy GME. Still do, but I used to too

>>51549652
you're trying to ingratiate yourself by adopting current sentiment to slowly insert the sentiment you're paid to cultivate. Thankfully, this isn't reddit, and you have to redo it ever thread, and your posting style gives it away.

Say the line, shillies

>>51549650
What does that mean?

>>51549711
Sure it does nigger. May be the first time I’ve ever been accused of being a glownig.

Buy HKD today (my bags) it’s going to go up astronomically (kek) just trust me!

>>51549767
>What does that mean?
It's over
>>51549775
unalive yourself nigger.

>>51549802
But I thought it was just getting started.

>>51549825
https://twitter.com/SquawkStreet/status/1572606461825454083
>The Fed is expected to raise interest rates by 75 basis points, @jimcramer says this could be a Fed decision day with good news
>jimcramer says this could be a Fed decision day with good news
It's over

>>51549831

>>51549831
>expecting 75
>Cramer says it’ll be a good move regardless
We’re getting 250 bepis, aren’t we?

>>51549831
>jimcramer
>good news

>>51549831
>good news

Check this shit out.
https://www.sec.gov/litigation/apdocuments/3-19798-2020-07-29-answer-to-oip-with-exhibits-1-6.pdf
https://www.sec.gov/litigation/litreleases/2022/lr25427.htm
SEC had a case against some Ukrainian hedgefunds and market makers for spoofing and layering. Vali Management Partners, DBA Avalon FA LTD, LEK securities. Heavy citation from a 2018 deposition hearing of Marin Nitzov from Citadel securities. The case stems from a complaint by Citadel against Avalon around market making activity that is manipulative, but Avalon is making the argument that what they're doing is exactly the same as Citadel. The whole indictment basically comes down to the fact that Avalon was providing directional liquidity and not hedging, thus was not engaged in legitimate market making activity. Which they bring up the interesting accusation that they don't think Citadel is hedging either.
>in fact, one cannot safely assume that Citadel hedged in all instances, let alone that Citadel incurred losses. Further, due to the significant time the alleged “Cross Market Strategy” took, Avalon was exposed to much broader market risk from developments that would potentially affect the market on a macro level.

I want to moon

I had to pay almost 500 dollars for a pair of glasses. I'm tired of being poor, can this thing think moon already?

>>51549831
I thought I read somewhere that Jim Cramer convinced a woman back in the mid-90s that her decision to accompany him was also good news. Could just be a rumor...

>>51549991
Why do these SEC docs always use such word vomit? How is any individual with limited financial interest supposed to dissect and understand what they’re talking about? 2 years ago I would’ve had no idea what any of this shit was talking about. So many terms and terms that are needed understand other terms in context of verbose sentences. Fucking fags in every government sector should be required to write at a 10th grade or lower level and be limited to like 10 pages. If you have more than 10 pages to say cut shit out make it simple.

>>51549831
So Fed is actually going to raise 150 points then.

>>51550110
>Why do these SEC docs always use such word vomit?
It’s simple, really
>How is any individual with limited financial interest supposed to dissect and understand what they’re talking about?
This is why. The word vomit is a feature and pleb filter. With it you need (((certifications))) from (((esteemed institutions))) to understand anything and they can gatekeep who gets into those

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/xk5ybi/i_just_spent_my_paycheck_on_reddit_nfts_its_like/

>>51550204
Holy retard

>>51544699
I don’t check the baker anymore because you script your digits. You ruin the meaning behind digits when you cheat. Your threads get digits too often like someone strangely always rolling a nat20 when it comes to fighting the monsters
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>>51550151
This is basically it but you always have to use precise language in court because other lawyers will try to twist your own words against you.

>>51550204

Le DOT is BLUE!!!!!

Kek! You Cats are kind of getting Fucked up aren't you?

Do you think it might unironically be over for all the Meme stocks? What happened to your...KEK! Sorry, your "Stock Dividend". How did that work out for you?

You all just continue sucking this GME dick while the rest of us are gonna feast up on some real stock pussy!

>>51550295
Kirkland knockoff Dunkie.

>>51550151
Second point you made is the real reason. The complexity is PURPOSEFUL to keep people from questioning or even looking to begin with. Consider the average American’s daily consumption of media, how much of it is policy and SEC documents? Fucking zero obviously, but how much 15-60 second tiktoks and little clickbait shit articles are consumed? Infinitely more— and the reason that sludge is pushed so hard it to intentionally lower attention spans.

>>51550204
Someone tells Vlad it's ok to press the button now.

>>51550295
Dunkie!

>>51550295
Love you more beautiful

>>51550306
lol. just spit out my coffee.

>>51550295
>real stock pussy
This is your brain on $PFE...

>>51544699 checked.
kek hedgies.wagmi.

>>51550371
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>>51549712
kek baggies

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>>51550415
Based on content and quality, this post doesn't even round up to a 1pbtid...

kek baggies
gme is never going above 250,000

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>51544785
Haven't seen that in a while.

Is 100 bepis going to happen?

>>51550666
You tell me satan.

>>51550677
you tell me sevens

>>51550644
Checking those dubs Mr. comfy poster

>>51550644
Checked comfy poster

>>51550666
200 bepis

https://twitter.com/FOX9/status/1572620637499179010?cxt=HHwWhICyieiIidMrAAAA
kek housebaggies

BIG POOMPA SOON. VERY SOON.
Brace your anuses, anons. You will shit yourselves uncontrollably.

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>>51550799
checked

>>51550909
Hey, heres a nice lighthearted joke for you. What's the last thing going through a hedgie's mind when they think about covering their shorts?
The pavement.

is the rate hike gunna be over/under 100 boops??

>>51551045
Most likely 75, decent chance of a 100 bepis.

>>51551045
I don’t know what the significance of a single point is let alone 100 and also I don’t know when they announce to to answer your post: idk

>>51551045
yes

>>51550644
Checked comfy blanket poster.

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>>51551123
Comf comf.

>>51548129
>>51550745
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Le DOT is RED as the devils dick

>>51551166
Red dot is very bullish

>>51551005
thanks for the kek anon

>>51551087
Just looked it up and 100 points would be a full 1% raise in interest rates. How does that affect anything and how does that affect $GME? (I only care about GME desu desu)

>>51551166
Oh fuck.....its a Devils Dick Dub Fest!!!!

>>51551086
Why, my 100 BEPIS WEPIS, of course!

I never left Robinhood and still keep all my shares there

What time does JPow speak?

>>51550415
lol. I asked him to say the line and he actually delivered.
Holy kek.

At 4AM for premarket you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $10,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

>>51551325
A wife.

>>51551325
Senpai, when will you end our suffering?

One of these days we're gonna wake up a billionaire... our real lives start then

WAGMI

It’s not enough that I’m about to be rich off of GME

it’s that everyone who isn’t deserves to be POOR. Every crypto baggie, every boomer every /smg/ faggot deserves it and I hope suicide levels skyrocket more than our MOASS when this is over

>>51551325
150 BOOPS!!!! and a sandwich

Everything is about to crash while gme crabs.

>>51551195
The stock market is fueled by cheap (read: low interest) debt. If some hedge fund wants to ape into some position, they don’t actually buy it, they get a loan from a bank and use margin like a degenerate cryptonigger. If the interest rate goes up, what happens to their ability to open large long positions (or even maintain the ones they have)?

>>51551325
Chocolate chip cookies would be nice.

>>51548444
bite me.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's the afternoon, why are we still on a comfy late night edition? Where is everyone, did they sodl? Engagement down on both these threads and reddit, price went from $45 to $27. Are we fucked?

>>51551325
Italian sub style sandwich like this one
Prosciutto, soppressata sweet, ham Cappy, lettuce, tomato's, roasted peppers, fresh mozzarella, salt & pepper, olive oil & red wine vinegar on a Italian hero

>>51551546
I feel terrible that I feel the same way. They all happily watched me struggle and did nothing. I’m only helping white and asian dudes post moass

>>51551749
Not as many bots around here and the mods on Reddit have begun banning any real discussion. Price is irrelevant. DRS numbers keep growing, so we know we aren't all selling.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/ftx-us-highlights-strategic-partnership-130000354.html

FTX US today highlighted that it has entered into an exclusive partnership with GameStop. Through this partnership, FTX US will collaborate with GameStop to introduce its customer base to the digital asset ecosystem. >As a result of this partnership, FTX US will be GameStop's exclusive crypto exchange partner in the U.S. and GameStop will be FTX US's preferred retail gaming partner.

>Exclusive

>>51551592
Oh!!!!!!! It all makes sense now thank you!!!! Higher FED interest rate = cost of doing business goes up = hedgies are fucked = along with spy/everything going down the game becomes too expensive = moon tomorrow

YESSSSSS WE ARE NEARING THE END OF GME I HAVE WAAAITEED SOOOOOO LOOOONG BUT NOW IIIII CAN SEE THE FINISH LIIINE

>>51551865
Exclusive frenship what a beautiful thing happy for female to xir and proud of GameStop for pioneering the future

When am I gonna see daily 200% gains?

kek baggies

RRP 2,315.900

PARTICIPANTS 102

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

>>51551325
TWO HUNDRED BEEPOS!!!!!!!!

>>51551949
wtf it uncrabbed

>>51551949
RRP melting up

>>51551949
Hmm. Crab died?

>>51544699
>Comfy Late Night Edition
Are the baggie threads finally dying. I'll unironically miss you baggies

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>>51552010
I'll be honest. I don't know what the greater implications of the reverse repo stuff is, but seeing it go up makes me feel bullish.

>>51551949
What is the cap on the RRP these days? I remember when it was like 500 million and it got increased to 1.2 million and then it increased again

>>51551865
>exclusive
kek does anyone remembers when BBBaggies were screeching that THE PARTNERSHIP IS WITH BBBY YOU'LL SEE

>>51551865
Buy more GameStop or Buy more FTX?

GME has lost a lot of steam now in these Fucking forums. It take a long time for the thread to turnover compared to even like a month ago.

It's like a pussy that orgasmed and slid back down on a cock and can't even move up and down anymore because there is no more energy left.

>>51552135
GameStop. Always. Never fall for distractions.

>>51552037
I don’t know how many times it needs to be explained but. Rrp started to go up shortly after the sneeze. It not only remaining high but continuing to pump is proof that institutions are aware of the tsunami gme will cause and are using it to dam the water until they’re ready. In som cases it even implies that institutions that are short are using it to maintain collateral. I’ve said it countless times in these threads the greatest trick Kek ever pulled was get some to believe he can’t be margin called. If that were true then there would be no point in the algo having to perfectly channel the price and for them to have to continuing using rrp to maintain collateral.

>>51552022
we've destroyed the tranny menace from /biz/. Approximately 41% of them unalived themselves, while the rest were banished to /trash/
If you want to see what constituted "activity" that pushed these threads, please see >>>/trash/50889777

>>51552135
Keith said that ftx has a bigger upside so I sold all gme and went all in on ftx.

>51552140
Spoken like a true pajeet virgin. You’ve never felt the warmth of a pussy faggot.

>>51552140
>forums

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>>51551866
Double-edged sword, anon.
Some of these same companies shorted to hell and back also find it harder to borrow funding to keep going or improve their business, potentially causing them to go bankrupt or need to dilute their shares.
> feelsgoodman.jpg
Kinda nice being invested in a company that has zero debt nor a need to borrow more to finish the turnaround plan.

>>51552150
Thank you for the explanation.

>>51552140
>tfw fags are so new they dont recognize dunk-lite

>51552140
horny pajeet general

>>51552140
Wtf horny dunkie clone

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

>>51552252
I prefer "Kirkland Dunkie"

>>51552223
I'm calling you out a Fucking Trick Ass MARK and saying I'm impressed by your Shit. That's a Fucking made up stat!

You're not even worthy of a return ticket back on the Banana Boat. We gonna take your happy little Ass and just drop it in the Hudson, and then hopefully from there you wash up on the Shithole Fucking Jersey side where you belong.

>>51552303
Stay comfy. comfy room poster.

intraday fractals again

>>51552359
tik tok diet dunkie

>>51552359
t. Jimmy Chill

https://www.reddit.com/r/StockMarket/comments/xjpwaz/i_finally_got_through_on_cramer_he_didnt_really/

Lmao

>>51552480
He clearly has early Parkinson's.

dunkies back
very bullish sign