/biz/ - Business & Finance

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

Hank, the 100 bps are back.

Bought intel

CLOSE ALL SHORTS

>>51549189
checked

Hope oil pops with this fake and gay pump literally the whole country is expecting.

>>51549218
x86 is dying bro

why are we going back down

First for fuck bobo trannies. Where my soxl chuds at?

is the pump in the room with us right now?

why are we going back up?

Reminder that Schmita ends on Monday.

Bottom is in on Monday screencap this.

Guys I sold my SPY call at the top, I still hold SPY puts. Get ready for the bottom to fall out on SPY.

>>51549239
Any sissies survived the ackening?

you're a faggot OP
nobody, and I mean nobody cares
you are trying to force this image of the argument you two faggots were having
no one cares.
you are blowing this thing up in your head, that it was this super important, embarrassing moment
the entire thread just thinks you're a faggot - get a room if you want to fuck another anon
it wasn't even an interesting or engaging argument you two were having
you're a faggot. no one cares. stop trying to force this shitty image. no aspect of it is funny. this is worse than banana posting.

>>51549254
Because your focusing on incremental changes like an autist

>>51549268
ahahahahaha triggered

I can't believe we survived the great 2022 doompening.

Kek bobos will never learn

How do neets even survive I don’t understand it, I imagine they all live on 60 dollars a week welfare and food stamps and live total shit lives but larp asif they are like Christian bale in American psycho

I did it, I figured out how to beat the game. If I buy one share of every stock on the market, I will make money no matter what. I NEVER lose. Why no one thought of that before?

Priced in? Priced in on what?

>>51549280
you've been spamming this image for days.
you're a faggot. nobody cares.
it's not an interesting argument you two were having. you both look like faggots.
you are trying to force the most unfunny shit /smg/ has ever seen. kill yourself.
there are so many more interesting, embarrassing, funny conversations that happen in /smg/ on a threadly basis. I have no idea why you are trying to force this image.

>>51549298
Bogle head over here.

>>51549308
>you've been spamming this image for days.
I made it last night lol. You are quite triggered. Keep writing me blocks of triggered text, its quite entertaining.

>>51549295
> How do neets even survive I don’t understand it
Welfare or parents
> live total shit lives but larp asif they are like Christian bale in American psycho
Real neets are mentally ill, of course their grasp on reality is going to be warped. That said, most of the time they're just joking.

>>51549291
This pump is fake and gay. Not even real bulls believe it. Stop sucking dick and fucking ass because the siga run is ovaaaaaaaaaa

>>51549295
it's easy to lie on the internet

>>51549161
The underlying is already up 10% and the covered calls will probably get assigned at 33% gains in a month with a 3% premium locked in already.

TELL is the premium penny stock shitcoin. Their financials are sound and they have 10x upside but they schizo trade value because natural gas prices and "muh news of financing the new facility" every fucking month.

They tanked 40% in two days because they are not taking on debt or diluting shares.. absolute clown world. I told you niggers to smash buy. I only scooped 700 shares because I'm a poorfag and tied up too much money on other plays

>>51549295
They either get retardbux, get an inheritance, or they just leech off their parents.

I hate the kpop poster so much its unreal

WHAT IS HAPPENING REDDIT BROS WHY IS THE MARKET NOT GOING DOWN DONT THEY KNOW WE ARE IN A DEPRESSION

>>51549325
I have seen you post it more than 6 times.
No one cares.
I cannot emphasize enough how shitty, unfunny, and uninteresting the argument you two were having.
He is living in your head rent free, that you are posting it in every single thread since the argument took place.
Get a fucking life. No one cares about some argument you had with an anon about working at Costco in an /smg/ thread more than a day ago

>>51549298
i hold SOXL and SOXS and brag about whatever wins for the day

>>51549332
>posts some gookcel
Bobos are confirmed trannies. Checkem

>>51549348
he's alright- why so angry? Want a cold beer?

>>51549295
live in your own apartment, likely inherited or cheaply bought in a rural area
stay at home with vidya all day
only expenses are then utilities and food

>>51549355
As soon as Jerome comes out the market is going to tank.

>>51549357
I literally made it last night. And you aren't fooling anybody, I know its you. Nobody would be that triggered about a little fun unless it was their comments in the cap.

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

*RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE*

*THUD THUD THUD*

The neet is right in most cases. Most people don't have a wfh job they can slack off at or be done with after their job is concluded for the day.

violent crab day

>>51549384
nah anon is right ur on some schinzo shit

>>51549367
>>51549348

Please plzzz plzzz stop attacking and exposing me... I cannot take this anymore.... HAHAHA

>>51549398
man imagine all the fucks I give

>>51549374
Jerome isn't going to stop until BBBY and GME are worth $0.00001. Not only will he announce a 100 hike, he'll announce they are clearing half their balance sheet this quarter, and a ban on QE in perpetuity.

>>51549384
stop

>>51549356
Fuck

What do you use for commentary/info other than bloomberg in the OP? CNBC Live is paywalled in Canada and Youtube is full of day trading shills trying to sell stuff.

>>51549384
It's not me. Just an /smg/ long time regular, who is tired of you spamming the same unfunny image for more than 24 hours, in every single thread. It's not a funny image. You both look like huge faggots.
It's not funny whatsoever. You look like a faggot, he looks like a faggot.
It's not an interesting argument. It's not an interesting conversation.
As the other anon said, it just makes you look like a schizo, that you are dwelling so hard on an argument you had with some random anon who works at Costco
No one cares. You're a faggot. Kill yourself.

long energy short DAX europes fucked gg no R
https://voca.ro/1iFQdfrYwoha

>>51549427
>>51549412
lol. Didnt read it. Still gonna post it. You can't stop me, and in fact you're encouraging me.

>>51549424
>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>>51549424
I don't watch any. I depend only on the voice in my head.

>>51549402
Imagine how mentally ill you have to be to be this obsessed with bug eating gooks.

Is this fed pivot in the room with us?

>>51549435
3 different anons now telling you that you're being a faggot, and instead of stopping and thinking "huh, maybe they're right, I am being a faggot" you double down
>>51549412
>>51549398
>>51549427
Kill yourself
No one cares.

>>51549460
While you are wage cucking tomorrow think of me who will be up at 6am with no alarm to drink weed butter coffee and read and play vidya, and then when it's time for you to hop in your car and scoot over to the costco I will be stretching in my driveway getting ready to go run 7 miles at the nature park behind my neighborhood. Think I will have some toasted goyslop eggo circles and peanut butter tomorrow while you are hopping on microsoft teams with your regional manager. Then I'll trade until noon, play some more vidya, then hit the weights and treadmill in my basement all while you are still at the warehouse wage cucking. IDC what your salary when I know your spending habits. You NEED that salary to live. You are a wage cuck, a literal slave NPC.

Higher lows.. pumping again.. close your shorts retards lol

>>51549435
feel encouraged then, I know its gonna live rent-free in your head for the next year, same as the argument you're obsessed about reposting

>>51549435
very based, anon.
>>51549424
The CNBC link this anon >>51549436 posted is what I use. Never had an issue with it, in the last few years.

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dividends? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

>>51549189
>putting yourself on the smg cover
I hope blue crashes and burns, even if I'm heavily invested in it too, you nigger brain

>>51549387
Move aside bobo. Hey mumu were coming for you!

ah.......... it's the poopy dookie.... it's over for us bobros. the poopy dookie has arrived.

Retard here. If you go short it means bearish and going long is bullish?

>>51549477
stay away from the interest hike button Powell

>>51549466
? double bottom you mean

>>51549424
I do a biweekly podcast that people around the world tune into to get the pure non-pozzed, no bull shit, economic dope.

100 bps, cap this.

>2yr yield popped above 4% and still climbing

spy to infinity by eoy. check em

>everyone was whining yesterday about how the market would crash today
>it goes up instead
Told you faggots nothing would happen.

Footage acquired of Jerome's payload today

Not buying your bags bobo and mumu

Bulls celebrating over a .5% pump, meanwhile dollar hit 111 and 2yr yield is at 4%

when is the new rate going to be announced?

>>51549500
I still wish it was an actual podcast and not just you schizo posting about it here. I'd probably listen to a baggot podcast just for the lulz.

>>51549477
>trying this hard

>>51549498
Double bottoms are bullish

>>51549519
That's what makes this 0.5% even better.Nothing in the world can stop USA now.

>>51549472
>>51549478
eh ill use it for the next few days just to trigger you faggots and then probably forget about it for a couple weeks. But its in my 4chan legends folder along with the bagglers rant and the Rapemkid tags. Building up the 4chud legends. Those blocks of texts that other anon are pretty juicy too. I just might cap em.

>>51549508
JPow hasn't opened his mouth today yet

>>51549519
you gotta appreciate the small things like a lil fried chicken on a Fryday night.

>>51549498
oh i know i just ftfy

>>51549519
Cope bear tranny

>>51549394
wfh is literally the best possible scenario for people who are employed. the time saved in commuting alone is insanely valuable both for being able to do menial tasks around the home and for lower stress levels

>>51549540
>just to trigger you faggots
We get it, you're lonely, and seeking attention.
No one cares about some argument you had with an anon. You are a loser for cataloging and creating folders of the arguments you have with random anons. You need to reevaluate your life choices.

>>51549589
haha, you might be hooked buddy

>>51549436
thank you SIRanon

>>51549548
With a little bit of tendies fried

>>51549525
You don't understand, this is part of a Jewish trick that will be explained in detail on the podcast to drive up demand for the podcast. When people hear about the podcast they might just brush it off like, "oh look this loser has a podcast big deal," but when they figure out that they CAN'T get the podcast it makes them WANT the podcast. You're falling for Jewish tricks anon.

my pants... they are humidified. you will pay for this mumu. i will make you feel this humiliation.

I told you not to come to the market today bearbros

>>51549568
The government fought hard to get everyone working from home and now they are trying everything to force them back. Can't close Pandora's box once it gets opened.

>>51549593

>>51549594
A genuine jewish strategy? I'm actually proud of you baggot.

>51549384
kys faggot

>>51549540
This is the problem other anons addressed
Its not that you're not putting any effort into it, it's that nobody but you care about any of these so-called legends
You've created this head canon about anons that may have been funny atm, but becomes tiring when you repost it over and over to an ever dwindling crowd
You are literally trying to force a meme upon strangers without actually being funny. You're just trying to make yourself look good. These is as reddit as 4chan posting gets, and it's shitting up our bobo/mumu posting
Who cares where you get your gambling money from, we're all on the same table (with Rocker)

>green just right before the fed meeting
I'm fucking ready and so are my shorts

>>51549606

I don't know what's about to happen but I hope there's a happening.

>>51549628
its funny to me and thats really all that matters.

>>51549628
Well said.

>3 whole fucking hours

>>51549666
I'm pretty sure 3 hours isnt much for you,Satan

>>51549666
>271 basis points
It's over.

DXY mooning

>DXY

What do you think of this Aaron judge parlay baggot?

Will prices go up or down today? Please tell me, I have this strategy where I buy at some point and sell at a later point, and if the price moved in my favor, I pocket the difference. But I need to know if prices go up or down, please tell me.

>>51549710
Transgender

>>51549644
No, it's not funny m8, and it's shitting up our threads and no where near as entertaining as you may like
It's clearly validation you seek and you think that's only achievable by 'owning someone' on a Mongolian throat gurgling image board
Reassess your life, m8.

>>51549603
The elite hates WFH because some of the worst scum on planet Earth, real estate investment corporations, don't want to get heemed on their cenobite office cubicle torture mazes and overpriced downtown living pods. You don't need to ask twice just WHO?? wants to put the wagies back in their cagies, the entire economy and especially real estate are just giant scams built on paying people to dig holes (or sit at the office filing useless reports).

>>51549714
You seriously don't know?

BUDDY

>>51549739
LOOK

I got bored waiting for fomc and gambled away $50 of my $2400 profit daytrading the last 3 days. Bros... my clean trading history...

1,000 United States Basis Points

>>51549698
USD is still undervalued. DXY should be at 200 at least.

>>51549714

>>51549739
AHHHH

>>51549738
He looks old and depleted, but that doesn't tell me anything. You guys do nothing but look at numbers all day, surely you know if prices will go up or down?

could someone post the gif with the disgusting burrowing eel moving between two fishes

What is Jerome going to say today about nigger workforce participation?

>>51549714
I have been following the same strategy but it's not working I just have alot of stocks now.

>>51549761
even the bond market is being retarded and still pricing in rate cuts. shit's sooooooooooo fucked bros. i hope you guys got canned meats and are ready for your mother daughter double blow jobs.

idk I think its pretty funny finding out how many of you really are just neet losers. thanks anon.

>>51549781
uh, black people already don't work it's called the welfare state.

>>51549789
t. trans communist

>>51549787
Got my spam. Got my merc dimes.
I'm ready, and pre-cumming.
>>51549789
Not everyone works 9-5. Shift work is a thing.

>>51549789
you have NO idea lol.

>>51549636
>so are my shorts
Your shorts are ready to be sharted in

>>51549789
The real neet losers are the friends we made along the way, and that's a good thing!

>>51549692
>>51549698
>DXY SEIZES 111 LEVEL, SLAVERY NOW LEGALIZED THROUGHOUT UNITED STATES

>>51549698
>>51549692
i called dxy 111 in the thread last night who remembers? i'm still short of course

>>51549789
>idk I think its pretty funny finding out how many of you really are just neet losers
i had to quit my job as a federal contractor because of the vax mandate, but now the mandate has been lifted so i'll be going back to work shortly. it was fun trading with you lads and i'll miss it

>>51549435
faggot

Alright fine, you guys win. I'll only post it a few more times today.

>>51549836
Sry did you say something,buddy?

so i am actually mentally handicapped bros...

i paper traded some today and bought the literal top in stocks and they crashed down to stop loss.

my worst trade was i wanted to short a stock that shot up 30% after i wanted to short but no stocks for it. then i bought near the top and it went down 22%.

my system seems to be oooh look line go up i should buy. i need some patience and wait for proper setups

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51549878
Are bears canonically negroid?

With a little bit of tendy fry, cold dew on a Friday night, pair of jorts that fit just right, and my waifus loooooooooove

>>51549861
i lost my job as a vaccinator now that the mandate has been lifted. i will be shorting the US markets now that everybody is going to die from being unvaccinated.

>>51549789
I fix guitars for a living and probably spend 95% of my time in the shop shitposting as both Bobo and mumu
And I still have boomers eating shit off my hand because most don't know how to properly solder when push comes to shove

>>51549714
2PM EST, New York time, Powell is going to tank the market. DOWN.

>OIL PLUNGES TO 82 HANDLE ON NEWS OF ESCALATION IN UKRAINE, INVENTORY GROWTH MISS

INTEREST RATES DECREASED BY 1000 POINTS MUMUS WAGMI

>>51549881
>so i am actually mentally handicapped bros...
your mistake was not in having a bad system or whatever, it was in trying to earn money by "trading"
do you have an HFT bot in NY and an agreement with an exchange where they pay you to provide liquidity? No? Then stop "trading"

>EURO CRASHES AS LOWER OIL AND NATURAL GAS PRICES IMPLY MORE MOUTHS TO FEED NEXT YEAR

>>51549928

Is this the calm before the calm or the calm before the storm?

>>51549901

>>51549861
>i had to quit my job as a federal contractor because of the vax mandate
> but now the mandate has been lifted so i'll be going back to work shortly.
so....why even leave in the first place lmao what a cuckold

>>51549958
The storm before the storm

>>51549958
Calm before the moon

>>51549901

>>51549962
not everyone is a cuck bitch anon.

>>51549970
Love calmjak

>>51549789
my daily routine: WFH (code monkey), trading and shitposting

>>51549977
maybe not be he sure is lol

I remember the last 75bp rate hike. The market was lightly green like it is today and then he came out with the 75 and the market rallied a bit more.

>>51549983
hopefully not in that order anon

>>51549933
is it hopeless for me otherwise? im studying price action now so i stopped live losing money till i learn more.

>>51549446
I spy a racist chud who likes gay men so he projects his hate onto sweet loving anons.

>>51549962
>so....why even leave in the first place
...because i didnt want to take the vaccine dumbass

>>51549983
>code monkey
What do you do?
Front or?

>>51549983
Can we see your thigh high coding socks?

>>51550004
Then dont take it? Whats the big deal?

>>51549998
dont listen to the boomer, plenty of traders able to make a living off of what they do, just cant be in the lower 70% of the IQ bell curve

>>51550000
Very nice

>>51549983
same. I always find it funny when neets think they found some cheat code or something.

Stupid low volume pump sfix loses money and customers 10% pump

>>51550019
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>51550033
sure when it's fashionable now. guys have successfully have been neets long before the pandemic happened

>>51550036
what's the short float, like 30%? Bear cash has been made bro that's a short squeeze to 20 waiting to happen

can someone post the meme of bobo holding a a wojak near his pp

we should be outside for the next 2 hours

>>51549189
Are you ready for 150bps?

friendly reminder

>>51550059
So has wfh. It just was reserved to specialists whereas now its kind of required to hire anyone that isnt literally just a body for physical labor.

>>51550009
I'm a C++ boomer (and a variant of C) for programmable logic controllers (automotive sector)

>>51549998
yes its hopeless
if you are getting an order filled its because you're either paying the spread, or a bot looked at it and decided they don't want it so you can have it
in both cases you lose

>>51550077
actually currency markets are predicting maximum of 75bps, perhaps even 50bps. or 75 and superstar says that he foresees no large raises ahead

>>51550077
yes

>>51550070

>>51550017
are you retarded? i didnt take it but had to lose my job over it 10 months ago

>>51550023
> plenty
That's false statement.

>>51550081

>>51550077
>150bps
dem digitz

>>51550083
Oh yeah,ive seen you here before.
Im trying to learn to code myself,going for back/database stuff.Altho am a neophyte still

>>51550100
thanks fren

>>51550102
they literally could not do shit to you lmao, they were bluffing and you fell for it

> People are only speculating on 75 and 100 bps increases
Picture this: what if a 87.5 bps increase?

>>51550107
More than enough boomer wojak. your epic study studying taiwanese or brazilian daytraders doesn't say much fag

>>51549466
Really? Theres a huge fucking lower high in august. But i guess youre looking at the 1 min chart

>>51550047
>>51550019
BOBOGANG BOBOGANG BOBOGANG BOBOGANG (BOBOGANG)
BOBOGANG BOBOGANG BOBOGANG BOBOGANG )BOBOGANG) WOO!
>SPENT 3 RACKS ON GME PAIN
>MY BIH LUH DO COCAINE WOO

>>51550124

>>51550162

so this is where that new copypasta came from?

I've gotten fucked 3 of the last 5 FOMC days. Feel like sitting this one out.

>>51550139
>if a downward trend continues downward then stock will go down

Cool chart man. Very educated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMyCa35_mOg

>everyone is bearish on rate hikes
that means we're closing neon green today

What time

>>51549776
help

>>51549789
There’s a plumber on here who smokes weed and sells videos of himself burping to men online. And that’s ok

chowing down on a delicious pb&j
blue berry jelly is the best jelly

OILBROS WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>51550181
>today
Eh maybe,though we get a wild day tomorrow

>>51550094
>AKTSCHUALLY

>>51549776
its just some poos moving the dead eel between 2 dead fisheads, why promote it

Should I go short? I feel like I should.

>>51550201
w--what the fuq happened to this gril

>>51550206
i was sent some ugly stuff and revenge is in order

>>51550221
age, anon.

>>51550201
So she's clearly on drugs right? You don't hit the wall that hard naturally.

>>51550082
i dont think you understand what im getting at but ill leave you to that

>>51550201
Still would

>>51550023
yeah i think im pretty smart. i talk to people and then in my head i go this person is dumb if they are stupid. i also despise losing money so i think that is very useful here. thanks for the advice anon.
studying the market for sometime i feel my brain has been sharpened quite a bit since trying to forecast the future is quite challenging.

>>51550089
i did read somewhere long term is better so all the scamming the insider establishments do doesnt affect that much anymore. im willing to pivot to longer swing trading later but i wanna see how the short term works too to get a full picture.

>>51550197
playing FDX earnings after that fat 20% drop this week? don't tempt me anon

The 1 yr on SP500. Crab is king

>>51550136
ok nvm i see that i am speaking with an 18 yr old

>>51550221
Anon,how do you think she gets to appear in movies?
No,not talent.

>>51549776

>>51550094
>.75pts
not large
I've seen the market jump off cliffs for the past 10 years at the hint of a 25bp increase

>>51550276
thank you good sir, the village is fed today

>>51550276

>>51550276

what is your strategy for trading anons?

So did putler's threat got priced in already or?

>>51550276

>>51550175
the trend-line is just a guess at how long this continues:

>June 2022 marked just the 11th time since 1950 that the S&P 500 drew down 20% or more from its most recent all-time high. This is widely considered an entrance into bear market territory
>The average max drawdown of the 11 S&P 500 bear market declines is 34.3%.

>>51550206
and why did they do that

>>51550321
Sell when normies at work mention an investment. Short when blacks mention it. Close short when a day passes without /smg/ threads mentioning it.

Hello, what time?

I can't believe there are people ITT who think the fed announcement is going to make the line go up. Like LMAO rate hikes hurt growth you fucking niggers. Watch and learn you stupid fucking retards.

GET
MORE
BULLISH

>>51550349
2 hours from now.

>>51550349
2hrs

Did jpow announce the rape hike yet?

>>51550344
youtube shekels

>>51550349
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

>>51550350
>people

>>51550350
do you ever post the inverse of what you think just to trick us

>>51550350
>h-he's gotta pivot the fed has no credibility and everything else is priced in

>>51550350
why didnt you tell this before i went 3x bull etf???

>>51550368
sauce for the original video?

>>51549295
Mom make me 3 meals a day. Playing league of legends all day, shit post on /smg/. Fuck cheap whores at weekends. living the life. I also have 300 shares of SOXL average 24$

>>51550261

>>51550243
vegan, maybe anorexic. so just a little malnourished.
>>51550187
I was in that thread. people are fucking weird but good for that dude and his girl

>>51550392
>league of legends
Poppy or tristana?

ZERO VOLUME
E
E
O

>>51550409
its going to go nuts nude.

>>51550384
>always invert Baggie

Like niko avocado he has become a caricature of himself.

>>51550392
>playing league of legends

>>51550356
He was just on yahoo finance this morning painting a bearish picture

>>51550350
In line with expectations is bullish. Bad news is not bad if it's already known about/expected

atm vix calls
>30 up 30 under debit spreads 0dte spx

>Effective immediately, Getty Images will cease to accept all submissions created using AI generative models (e.g., Stable Diffusion, Dall‑E 2, MidJourney, etc.) and prior submissions utilizing such models will be removed.

GETY down 2% on the news as algos take their revenge against this discrimination.

Pivot, more like pivNOT hahahaha lmao GOTTEM

>>51550409
I NEED TO SHORT SOMETHIG REEE

>>51550426
Has cramer ever done a crab or he just sticks to bear or bulls?

>>51550342
I unironically think "this time is different". Employment is good, wages are up, consoomer normies are absolutely oblivious and unphased and just paying the higher prices without questioning it. Supply chain will continue to heal post covid fuckup that the government will never apologize for creating when they told everyone to quit their job and go on welfare. Russia will capitulate before winter.. Putin is trying to call up reservists to throw into the meat grinder because none of the Russian zoomers want to die in Ukraine. Tons of money on the sidelines fiending for any shred of good news to giga moon the markets

>>51550392
>cheap whores
I can only imagine the fatties. Gross

>>51550409
why would there be volume? everyone's just waiting for poopy pants powell to get this over with already

>>51550417
we have to make sure he's not trying to trick us this time
cramer being also bearish is calming in that respect

Shill me a battery ETF. I’m looking for exposure to metal mining, transportation, and battery construction.

>>51550350
retard

>>51550356
>>51550426
Jew and Asian take on big-dicked Canadian in nasty economy: https://finance.yahoo.com/video/economy-going-pretty-nasty-strategist-153322329.html

to the anon who shilled meds yesterday
come on out, I just want to talk

>>51550457
Soxl

>>51550437
funny how photos will be worthless as proof. when they get ai video to that level then video too. quite dystopian world when they can create anything then about anyone.

>>51549212
i'm betting on this hard, it hurts. i'm bleeding money in SQQQ and FAZ rn and really want to sell but I really believe 100bps is the most likely and i don't care what all the shill media says. If i'm wrong i'll be out like 10% of my portfolio though.

the dot plot today is far more important than the 75 bps everyone knows he's going to do already

>>51550447
are you fucking retarded, all of what you mentioned is bad news, the poors should not be making gains you fucking idiot, thats why is called INFLATION.
INFLATION basically means the broke faggots are adapting to market changes, thats a fight for resorces which the rich don't want to ever even think about

>>51550445
Tony Dwyer I mean

>>51550350
>baggies bearish

Oh fuck OH NO ABORT

>>51550350
you don't get the models they use at all.

Growth by definition is a medium to long timeframe measure.
meanwhile gamma uncertainty is a very short indicator if the gamma crush is greater than the requisite growth risk adjustment, the line will indeed go up.

Eventually once the interest rates work through the economy in 3-6 months it will pull equities down. but until people open up a bill and are like we couldn't pay this even if we wanted to, than its not hurting the economy just profits.

100bps confirmed

>>51550350
when is fed

>>51550461
If we close green today will eat my dick.

>>51550457
Theoretically LIT, but about half of it is Chinkshit. SQM is also a lithium miner but undergoing a little bit of political risk due to Chile's constitutional kerfuffle.

>>51550499
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>>51550495
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>51550474
idk if it's always the same anon but whenever a post has Lum it's always the dumbest shit i've ever read

>>51550495
>to 100bps
idk thats a pretty big rate cut, we might go venezuela

jamie diamond said rates need to go up. 100bps is happenging

>>51550483
Manarinon is a schizo but he is very correct about inflation. It's intentional and being used as a tool to devalue the debt the US accumulated during covid. The elites want controlled inflation much higher than the 2% they say is the target. It is here to stay forever.

New

>>51550519
>>51550519

>>51550495
>Noruma

>>51550501
But you eat korean dick every night already....

>>51550447
I don’t think this time is different unfortunately. Powell wants to destroy tech companies that rely on the free money spigot to survive, and send all those ridiculously overpaid tech workers into blue collar jobs that are hurting for more workers. I don’t know if he’ll be successful with companies like Tesla going even higher with the rate hikes, but he’s ultimately trying to shift the labor pool around

>>51550501
kys bagg... wait.. what? You are finally doing it?

>>51549384
can confirm. I am the schizo that larped all that exercise talk. It was made last night. I was feeling zesty after a good trading day and wanted to get my keyboard warrior fingers battling. Happy to see I made the front page of /biz/

>>51550539
This person is ugly

Guys we need to pump the market. MAX OUT YOUR MARGIN.

YOUR BROKER IS GIVING YOU MARGIN FOR A REASON REEEEEEEE

>>51550514
ill be saving this post for later when the 75 bps that everyone knows he's going to do is overshadowed by the dot plot

>>51550201
She looks mature on the right, still doable

>>51550518
fyi, no one expected the Bank of Canada to raise 100bps earlier in the month

markets sometimes get it wrong

Are there any leveraged bull 2y note etfs?

>>51550350
WHO ARE YOU CALLED STUPID!

>>51549268
>it wasn't even an interesting or engaging argument you two were having
truth I just wanted to schizo post about wage cucks

>>51550591
coffe coin

>>51550474
I want Lum to take me deep into the dark forest

>>51550559
based. I knew it was a larp but I thought it was really funny. Apparently I triggered a bunch of neets with it ITT

>>51550447
ive been trying to fool myself into thinking its not so bad as well but what I posted is based on historical data and what typically happens in the scenario we currently find ourselves in. the market is still massively overvalued.

>>51549479
Someone make a version where he pounders mumu's ass.

>>51549466
bull trap incoming today or tomorrow, lower lows next week

Waiting to see what the bull version looks like

>>51549295
Not a NEET but I live in my parents' second house rent free.

>>51549500
Post link plz