/biz/ - Business & Finance

So we are gonna get WW3 then Great Depression 2.0 or vice versa?

>>51544967
nice ritsu, i use that one as an avatar

>>51544984
YES.

I'm gonna buy UPRO or SPXS as soon as Powell utters the interest rate

>futes green
>oil didnt go down
You know what happens at opening.

And just like that, poof, we are now green, just in time for pm

Vladimir Poopin... in the name of the Federation Council and the State Duma... you are under heckin arrestarino mister!

bumping for blood in the market today

Remember, crab is king until Powell speaks. Even though you know this, most of you won't take advantage of it and profit from this for whatever reason

>>51545048
This makes me horny bro pls dont post something like that

soon coming to a stock market near (you)

>>51545071
it's a man

oil bros get in here

>>51545080
You dont make it better bro

>>51545121
REPENT

>>51544984
Priced in

>>51544954
Rockefeller did nothing wrong.

How much time do you guys spend following the market?

>>51545218
8 hours a day

>>51545235
gimme the QRD on important shit thats happened this month and what I should keep an eye out for in the near future

>>51544984
We've been in depression since 2008

JUST

>>51545256

WE"RE HEALING

>>51545218
On and off all day every day. I don't DO much but i'm always checking on it. Trades are just swings. Once every two or three weeks is average. What's going on? Shit is fucked and volatility is high is what.

Need need NEED an upper class girl to give me a handjob while talking down to me because of my social class and lack of money

If SPY stays around $385, by the time Powell speaks my 1DTE crab spreads I bought yesterday will 3x. Whatever they do, I'm certainly closing them out before he walk up

>>51545358
Don't you have a job?
or do you just check it for a little bit in between work?

theres always so many fucking stories coming out I have no Idea how to even sift through all the information

>>51545368
holy based

>>51545387
That is pretty based, but I much prefer trashy average girl next door types myself

>>51545385
That girl looks very soft and squishy. Yes i have a job. I don't DO much at work either as my job is prophylactic in nature. It's 99% being there and monitoring so it's not a problem to keep an eye on market at the same time. Something breaks and things light on fire then it's me and it's work but otherwise no.

>>51544984
we are already in the great depression, the kikes and illegal biden regime puppeteers are the ones starting this war with russia in order to bail their way out of the monetary implosion. chinkflu was like the grand finale of the ponzi scheme of fractional reserve banking and fed printing, now they need to wipe the slate clean with war so they can start the entire rigged ponzi game all over again without anybody noticing, although this time with key patch updates and new DLC like a central bank digital currency to move middle class cattle into nightmare difficulty

My uncle works for Nintendo and he said the Fed is hiking 100 bps today because Jerome's pissed that the market thinks he's bluffing.

>>51545368
God damn that's hot.

I made several retarded long holds last year and sunk costed my way to massive losses if I were to sell now so I guess I'll hold until I break even and who knows how long that will take.

I want to try again but I'm afraid I'll make more stupid decisions.

>>51545414
What are some good places to get market news from?

>>51545398
contemplate the aroma

>>51545432
Here

>>51545439
I unironically always find it here first

>>51545432
Marketwatch i guess. I dunno i don't really care about news. If it's important anons here will mention it. Or /pol/ will. I just trade leveraged index in both directions.

How come there aren't any biotech companies that make effective dick size enhancement pills or treatments?

if it actually worked that shit would fucking eclipse Apple within days

>>51545449
Based. If I don't find out about something via /biz/ or /pol/ then it isn't important enough for me to care.

>>51545432
Bloomberg is the fastest for actually important news, it also isn't free.

>>51545414
Why is that doggo peepee backwards?

>>51545439
Frog! :D

It's gonna be a super low volume day til 2 pm, isn't it?

>its going to be 75bps
why do you fags lie? you said 100bps

125 bp is bullish

150 booby points my bastards.

>>51545536
I meant 87.5 basis points

We get either .50 hike or .75 with a notion that we're close to defeating inflation and hikes will slow down now.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Check the volume.

>>51545576
>>51545536
WSJ‘s Nick Timiraos says 75. So it shall be 75

WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT BE IN 4 HOURS

Kek baggies.
https://thetechee.com/spac-mogul-chamath-palihapitiya-is-winding-down-two-spacs/

>>51545651

meeting a new tax accountant today, anything I should ask?

>>51545137
who this plls?

so we buy the dip on Friday or tomorrow?

>>51545770
it'll be 75bp today and likely crab, then tomorrow and friday it will go red.

>>51545770
Maybe you should short the EOD pump. I will be.

Finally we're posting enough anime girls to buy the dip.

>>51545815
Same bobro

.100 rate hike
chekem daddy jpow will anally annihilate this market

>>51545576
1 0 0 0 B A S E P O I N T S

>>51545830
doubt it. 75bp a month is fast and moving to 100bp a month would make it hard to get back to 50bp

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only ting that's real

>>51545833
CHECKED
LETS FUCKING GO THE RAPE TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS YOU FAGGOTS

why is crypto holding up so well?

>>51545833
That sounds about right, 10% monthly inflation

>>51545830
50bps. Cope bobo

>>51545925
I just think they'll do 75bp because it's hard to go back from 100bp. Like then next month if prices don't adjust, which, takes time anyways, the fed will kinda be forced into another 100bp hike

>>51545921
Crabbing while everyone waits to hear from the white guy with the negro name

>>51545576
>core inflation going up
>hurrhurr 50 bps cuz we are winning

Gd liberal cnn watchers, kys

One billion gagillion fafillion shabadabalo shabadamillion shabaling shabalomillion basis points.

>>51545921
holly shit, that salmon and avocado toast tho

>>51545944
>negro name
Lel, so it's not just me who thought that.

>>51545962
afternoon tea (or is it high tea?) is so comfy

>SIGA premarket
Guess nobody wants to suck dick, eat ass, and drink piss anymore. Lazy millenials.

100 based points

>>51545218
An hour or two every couple of days when the tractor is on auto-steer. I literally spend the money as I'm making it lol

Basis points more like poopy points.

>>51545958
Biden said we're winning chud, get rekt

>>51545982
shit and all this time i thought walmart girls were flirting with me, it turns out is a fuckin cult of sorts

>>51545432
Go to temple

>>51545082
Oil bros, do you think it'd be a good idea to read some books on oil and energy production to improve my chances of success in trading in oil markets?
I have been loooking at some books from this list
https://3lib.net/category/680/Oil-and-Gas-Technologies

>>51546130
Books describe past, which is worthless when investing as you need to predict future. What you actually need is direct connection with time-space continuum commonly known as schizophrenia. Just don't take any drugs when offered, they will kill the connection.

Woah look at futures bobos. Looks like QE5 is getting priced in

I’m training how to fart on command. It’s basically sucking air up your ass. I’m going to get that bag and hop on the onlyfans train

>>51545082

Putin pumping our bags once again. You love to see it

>>51546216
They'll underprice it before the speech, then overprice it immediately after.

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1572374044753608704
Just for once I want some biztard to turn up to one of these twitter spaces and have the Jewish folk music playing quietly in the background as they ask an innocent question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y
Just keep it quiet, don't be obvious
But also tell us here you're gonna be doing it so we can have some free entertainment

>>51546228
The only way QE5 is overpriced is if S&P 500 hits 6000. Can't wait.

>>51546228
And then tomorrow while they are still hungover from their green dildo highs, bobo will reawaken from the dead...

>oil

>>51546271
What about it?
Did you buy the top, brainlet?

oil has made me want to panic sell too many times with its shitcoin volatility

i should stop checking everyday but at same time i just want to take profit and not worry about russia making peace. it makes me feel so evil

>>51546291
Weird, I bought canadian oil beginning last year and haven't been stressed since. Take a chill pill friend.

>>51546291
>russia making peace
Lmao. This ends with WWIII or Putin getting Gaddafi'd.

Is ET a good pick if you want to get into oil? It’s dividend is attractive

>>51546308
i find that i want to panic sell when im over +100% but when im -30% i just keep holding for sunk cost fallacy

i keep holding because i go to eric nuttalls tweets for confirnation bias to stay for more gains
and because i dont know what to buy after selling

>>51546381
Oh, I just bought them for juicy dividend yields so I don't care that much about SP. Dividends alone will return me 50% of my investment in a decade anyway.

Also, thread theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DG6kp4ed5Q

7 hours remaining

>>51546217
Did that as a kid. Godspeed anon

I'm I in a good spot for buying ProShares UltraPro Short QQQ yesterday?

>>51546475
Any tips?

>>51546477
unironically no. should have opened short before CPI print now we're going for a big bounce if Jpow does the expected (75bps). a 100bps will save you and the market takes a huge dump

>>51546480

>>51546477
If you spread your butt cheeks a little bit more you won't feel as much pain when Powell inserts QE5 there.

>>51546502
This is how my folio looks everytime i put more money in

>>51546507
have they even begun quantitative tightening yet? all this talk about interest rates but when i checked a few months ago they were still buying shit

wheat already up bigly in pm, still a buy?

>>51546520
Nope, assets actually increased recently. And I don't blame them, USA is doing great when you look at the rest of the world. There is no hurry to fix anything, you just have to wait for the rest of the world to collapse.

everyone above me has negroid dna

>>51546520
yeah, it's just starting.

wow look putins speech was a nothingburger

Just woke up, rundown?

>>51546589
nothing happened

>>51544954
Are you ready for Wipeout Wednesday?

>>51546588
>says he will use nukes
>liberals: HAHAHAAA!!! THATS NOTHING!!!

Mentally ill liberals

>>51546589
>putin announced mobilization
>futures took a dump
>nothingburger
>futures recovered
>Jpow waiting room

>>51545972
>>51545944
>>51545921
I almost named my cat Jerome, but someone told me that was racist. Now his name is Franklin.
>>51546611
well no I called it a nothingburger because the markets are calling it a nothingburger. Niggerlover.

>>51546611
His nukes are like his penis, they don't work.

>>51545822
https://files.catbox.moe/v8n69u.webm

>>51546611
Surely somebody in the top echolons of Russia's power structure has enough self-preservation instict to do him in before he starts a nuclear armageddon

clueless.jpg

>>51545026
commodities are up on the mobilization news, they'll still have a rough quarter.

While you are wage cucking tomorrow think of me who will be up at 6am with no alarm to drink weed butter coffee and read and play vidya, and then when it's time for you to hop in your car and scoot over to the costco I will be stretching in my driveway getting ready to go run 7 miles at the nature park behind my neighborhood. Think I will have some toasted goyslop eggo circles and peanut butter tomorrow while you are hopping on microsoft teams with your regional manager. Then I'll trade until noon, play some more vidya, then hit the weights and treadmill in my basement all while you are still at the warehouse wage cucking. IDC what your salary when I know your spending habits. You NEED that salary to live. You are a wage cuck, a literal slave NPC.

>>51545218
i don't "follow" it at all.

should an URANIUM investor subscribe to Youtube
pundits products, ie. newsletters

If it's not financial advice and the investor is supposed to do their own DD, what's the point?
Are there TRICKSTERS in the URANIUM
space on Youtube ?
URANIUM crabs and the HUCKSTERS
rake in subscription fees.

CHHEERS
meet at the discord.

If the the stocks they're

>>51546619
>not naming a black/grey cat Jerome
ngmi

>>51546679
based disabled/mentally ill anon

>>51545417
welp, you're a retard because the market is priced for 125-150

>>51546679
how many weed butter enemas per week or day?

>>51545576
>and hikes will slow down now.

>>51546703
>>51546713

>>51546679
Why not just smoke it? It’s the best method by far. The taste of a crisp bowl in the morning coupled with hot coffee is wonderful. Eggos suck you’ve been watching too much stranger things.

CNBC has the cutest anchors

So today powwow either pulls us from the cliff or pushes us. I hope he pushes us because fundamentals within the market are gone. Everything has meme analysts with bullshit reasons as to why the doubled in price. Suck my cock tim cook

>>51546679

>>51546611
kek yeah but to be fair he's only mobilizing 1% of all available forces

Another day of "oh we're fucked" begins.. Me, I just go to work as normal and let all the shat roll off my back cause I don't give a fuck.

>>51546762
its ok, at least you are comfy.

>>51546746
Damn those are some nice glossy lips.

>>51546762
>no intel
>no JEPI
>no ET
bad portfolio

DXY*

>>51546746
Thanks for posting in my thread last tonight. However Bloomberg has beautiful qt3.14 azns and wonderful Jewesses that make the analysis of financial markets even sweeter to enjoy. I want to fuck Shery Ahn

>>51545921
>cucumber on bread

The fuck is that white trash food?

>>51546755
> because fundamentals within the market are gone
What if your analysis is shit? I bet you didn't even attempt it. I browse screeners everyday and there is so much fairly and underpriced shit that I have trouble deciding what to buy.

Buddy.

>>51546794
pretty common on high class sandwiches anon. Really revealing your trailer trash heritage there.

>>51546746
>>51546789
For me, its Rachel Maddow. Now thats a real woman.

>>51546794
You will never eat cucumber and veggie sandwiches your dad made you because he loves you and want you to stay healthy.
Im sorry anon but you are probably a nog.

>>51546811
Budddy, buddddy

>>51546846
He was prettier before the sex change

>>51546861
I was trying to come up with a male version of Rachel and could only thing of Ray or Raymond but it just wasnt clicking enough to be part of the shitpost.

cant link an article because this shitbox site thinks its spam.
any anons used ycharts before?

Today is a day of pumps

YOU SAID YOU WOULD DUMP THE MARKET JPOW

>Close all shorts echoes across trading floors into fed meeting -Bloomberg

What do you think /smg/... I was expecting a neon green day but this has me pretty spooked

>>51546912
We are hiking "only" 75bps and thats bullish short term

>>51546896
yeah, it's good but requires a subscription. personally i don't think any casual investor needs fancy statistics but w/e

>>51546923
Not too long ago people were saying they would just hike 25 a few times or it would crash the market. Now after several hikes, people are euphoric over "just 75"

This shows the rates have to go much higher to prevent a currency collapse and the pain hasn't even begun.

>DXY computer

>>51546937
>>51546923
You'd best believe in forward looking markets. You're in one.

>>51546902
Are you sure?

>>51546941
based brandon making america great again

>>51546933
>his autismo doesnt compel him to find and locate the most batshit overly convoluted schizo indicators fundamental/technical analysis
are you even trying? is this your first day here?

CLOSE

ALL

SHORTS

>>51546968
i went schizo on the charts and indicators 15 years ago when i got started, now i'm passive after realizing i had no edge

>>51546947
Surprise 100bps is priced in heavily. The fed will not risk upsetting the markets further by chimping out that much.

>>51546972
this just means there'll be less short covering to prop up this fake and gay market when we eventually megadump

>>51546960
I love him bros. Jim Brandon 2024, no cap. Donald Trump truly was a chud.

>>51546941
The yuan is firmly in the 7s now. The yen is threatening 145 and the boj's intervening finger is getting itchy.

>was about to sell my oil positions yesterday
>didn't on a hunch
>green today
based Russian cheese and gravy on fries

>>51546975
lmao nice you've been at it a long time. I wish i started back then as well id actually have some money by now. i only started shortly after the march2020 crash, had some great gains last year but im getting heemed this year badly. the only thing im really using charting for is finding buying opportunities and options stuff

>>51546975
you have 15 years of experience can you tell us some things about your journey or some things youve learned during that time? what led you to your current method?

>>51546808
Tech stocks that dont innovate. Increasing debt just to make sales. Way over any fair book value. Debt to equity ever increasing. Earnings fluffed by layoffs that cant be sustained. You seriously have a great analytical reasoning for why so many tech stocks doubled after covid other than a few rounds of bidens bucks? How many more graphics cards and phones can biden buy us?

is all the free Russian real estate next year gonna be bullish or bearish

>putin threatens nukes
>things go green
Fucking clown world.

I dont even have shorts, it just pisses me off even if I'm up.

>>51547055
Fake out. If bulls overbuy, they might get hooked. They're gonna get hooked.

>>51547055
I mean it doesnt matter economically if Ukraine gets nuked, it might even be bullish because it makes it less likely for Taiwan to get nuked

>>51546619
Cute cat, anon

>>51545235
Sunn tattoo? It better be otherwise it looks kinda antisemetic

>>51547055
>priced
>in

>>51547033
the only thing i can offer is boring / common knowledge. after realizing i wasn't smarter than the market, my focus turned to earning as much income as possible, minimal spending, and maximum investing. it's the only i know how to guarantee you make it. i'm sure others could do well with less and maybe they'd be much better traders than me, but too much risk involved for my tastes. the only other thing i'd say is having an allocation (stocks vs. cash equivs) plan that you can live with and will let you sleep at night. i'm mostly long but have 20% cash right now that will be put to use for additional drawdowns.

>>51546972
Lolll can’t wait for the boomers to get rugged. I’ve been waiting so long

>>51546972
I don't really trust BOJ's track record

>>51547104
The boomer knowledge becomes more appealing after you lose money.

>>51546915
They’ve been spreading this rumor of a face ripping rally out of this fed meeting and I’m not falling for it.

>>51547042
You know there are stocks outside of tech sector right? Also, price of tech went up in 2021 because there were enough clueless people willing to pay higher price. Now they got scalped. It's how markets work. But if you actually invest instead of trading, then you will have no trouble looking for opportunities and dealing with the fact that buying perfect bottom is impossible.

you know its priced in already right

>>51546972
They’re saying this to fuck retail, remember they want you out of the market especially people gambling options.

>>51546941
USA is greatest country in the world, USD is the best currency, noone can compete

>>51546915
Boomers. So stupid. They need to be purged

bobos finna get HEEMED today

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

>>51547181
I'm speaking of the largest market cap stocks..

What if retail doesn't sell?

What time does powell crash the market today

Is another 75 bps hike comfy?

>>51547181
You're right and I agree. Never disagreed. Stating there is a lot of high rollers gambling on stocks not supporting fundamentals. Xoxo

Post your face when zoomers get drafted and die for zog

>>51547211
>Boomers bought houses, stocks and metals
>you bought magic jpg links and fake internet coins
k

>>51547280

>>51546679
Have a nice day anon

Here is what is going to happen:
>crab action going into Fed, slight green
>Fed news drops, initial reaction pump higher
>after a minute or two, super dump, after market realizes interest rates higher for longer
>market will see that rates in 2023-2025 will be higher than were expected
>Powell press conference at 2:30 will reiterate the need to keep rates higher to fight inflation at any cost
>Fall Thursday
>Fall Friday
>Fall Monday (Shemitah + Rosh Hashanah)

>>51547280
Millenials will have to keep zoomer girls company in the mean time.

>>51547267
125+ is comfy. Anything less and I’m going all in on UCO

>>51547274
Oh ok, I got confused then. Yeah, bubbles, trends and speculation have always been part of the market. I just ignore it and keep buying when I find good value entry, and I think there is plenty of choices now. Cheers.

>>51547203
As long as usd doesnt get rebrands as Biden bucks

If I was a billionaire I would build a replica of the city of Venice, with flowing canals and gondolas with trained rats paddling the gondolas through the canals. I would have them trained to sing as well. I would squat over the venetian grand canal, and drop a turd onto a gondola that my trained rats have expertly placed for me. They would then take their fecal passenger away for a tour of venice, singing their rat songs.

>>51547330
The great thing like you stated is there are tons of great investments. My secret long hold is hood. Institutions love controlling retail so I'm assuming it will be valuable.

>>51546679
I do all of this while raking in easy $ from my wfh job

Really slow thread today. /smg/ is dead

>>51547247
Dubs and SOXL to zero

>>51547357
Based Turd King

>>51547357
If I was a billionaire I would start an asteroid mining company, complete with robot miners and I would employ children to operate the robots from space for like 20 hours at a time since there's no laws regarding child labor in space.

I GOT INVOLVED IN THAAAT

I MAY BE... HOOKED

>>51547389
Half the regulars or more got shook out during the last dump.

>>51546972
And reopen them at 3:58 pm

the fed will pivot

rate increases will SLOW DOWN
.75
.50
.25
.25
done

then we start lowering rates in 2024 before the election duh. Democrats will be desperate for it.

>>51547389
Bulls and bears are hungover from celebrating their big plays yesterday. Half of us will be eating ramen for a year.

>>51546972
I'm not wearing any shorts :0

>>51547183
damn stable diffusion is getting so good

>>51547405
Dubs and this guy's a faggot

>>51547389
Whenever the bears are on a win streak and start talking about schizo shit like nuclear war being the next catalyst /smg/ threads run at a snails pace until the markets pump 10% and then everyone just posts "tell me what to buy" at the top

Wow I got completely wasted and made some country gravy last night for me to wake up to. Drunk me rocks.

Why the FUCK is SOXS red?

>>51547104
>>51547161
ive learnt quite a lot about my risk-tolerance this year. i want to try tone-down my leverage and overall risk, its not so much a problem in a bull market but becomes very stressful and unpleasant as we've seen this year in the bearish climate

>>51547429
was this you, too
>pic related

>>51547446
Short signal.

I think buying VOO at these prices is in the intelligent thing to do, but I also think it's gonna go down another 30%

>>51547446
Bullish

>>51547459
no
im the guy who posts high quality 2d for you every day

>>51547429
Listen sweetie, there isn't going to be a pivot, rates are going to go higher and remain relatively high. I want everybody to look at this post, this is your brain on limitless QE.

>>51547481
>listening to faggie
No thanks

>>51547416
Just make the mining process like an addictive video game with in game points and rewards that cost you nothing and they will operate for free. Dammit baglet, your kikery scheming ways are rubbing off on me

Let's lose some money, frens

>>51547481
bullish

Michael, you need to sort yourself out.

>>51547321
This confirms my bias. Therefore this is correct

>>51547492
6k in apple puts that I probably bought a day too early and went too short. I'm going to lose it all and be happy

at what time is Jerome the faggot speaking, i never listen to that slow faggot talk but this one should be an even to witness

>>51547524
just buy some shorter duration calls ie 0dte and then you cant lose unless the market yawns at the fed and doesnt get wild at all

>>51547526
Excuse me, his name is Franklin and he's not a faggot he's a eunich.

when do i buy TLT calls

$390 SPY calls? you know the market will pump for no reason

>nobody remembers QT hasn’t even started yet
>mumu’s exuberant and being led to slaughter with (((them))) warning Bobo’s to close shorts
>Josh Brown on CNBC was calling for a massive rally on Jpow today on the halftime report yesterday
Enjoy this big red dildo blowing your back out this afternoon mumu. Shorts got covered yesterday and you’re delusional if you think Jpow wants another rally and he will be hawkish in the press conference.

>>51547504
That's pretty close to what I was thinking too, which makes me nervous. Surely the money changers will change a rule or throw a wrench in there somewhere to fuck us somehow

>>51547389
i don't have much to add. that's how it's supposed to work. you lock in to what you know is a good price on an operation you know can weather the storm in bad times, then you just wait.
it's a difficult time to buy oil but fine in the long run, it's a good time to buy uranium, it's a good time to buy gold, it's a good time to start looking at EU large cap, it's a good time to start looking at country-wide ETFs and other funds in emerging markets ex china.
none of these things will change for six months to a year. why repeat myself every day?

>>51547524
I have some OTM spreads for November. Have faith beatbro. It’s our time

>>51547539
Don't scare me like that!

look boys we've got another tripnigger

>>51547591
into the filter it goes...

soxl has sold off even more now this year than it did during 2020, although the implied vol was of course higher during covid. but looking at the volume capitulation has already occurred with soxl to a large extent.
however such drastic capitulation has not yet been reached with spx/ndx. we may still go down a fair amount gradually over a longer period.

>>51547604
how to filter tripfags?

>>51547543
Good advice and I'll do that..

>>51547591
>wasn't even here the other week when i started using it
lmao crawling back to stocks after losing half your "stack" on crypto?

oh boy here we go

Will I be eating medium rare steak tonight, or a processed baloney glop sanchwich?

>>51547618
>even mentioning crypto here
you have to go back

>>51547615
4chanX chrome extension

>>51547405
Dubs and SOXL to 70

>>51547567
kys tripnigger. go get reversal surgery and come back here when you're a man again

wait the market opens at 9:30 not 9. Fuck i wish i could stop waking up early and not being able to go back to sleep. I get braindead when i don't sleep enough.

I fuckin hate you guys.

>>51547562
>Cramer calling for a pump
It’s over!

>>51547686
nice to see you too bud

>>51547695
Cramer why I'm so sick of losing money. Somebody needs to get this guy to stop talking.

>>51547620
>>51547620
>>51547620

im thinkin of riding the mumu train to euro close...

wish me luck bros.

>>51547612
A lot of blue chips like Microsoft hit 52 week lows recently. I feel like everything is oversold right now and don't see how we have more shorttern pain unless jpow does a 100bps hike.

Meeting will be boring. 75bps hike. Cautiously optimistic words from jpow about the future. Market rallies for a week or two and then the fed dumps some more QT bags on the market when they want to cool it off again. A month from now we will be crabbing 390 SPY and everyone will still be posting bull.jpg and bear.jpg

how are the PRTY rockers feeling?

>>51547467
If you think the market is only going to be volatile, then just DCA into the etf
If you actually think its going to go down 30%, don't be a pussy and open some shorts

If the fed goes 75 beeps I see that as dovish, every other time the market has pushed the fed to go higher they have, this would be the first time that they've restrained themself.

>>51546679
Or you can manage loans in your regional bank and have easy money with no risk because government insures all of the loans you give to PoC.
https://youtu.be/qn5tuEhu6ns?t=2845

>>51547758
rate hikes are dovish now

>>51546679
I just wanted to note this is new pasta.

>>51547764
Relative to past behavior yeah, feels like the peak in the acceleration of hikes.

>>51547562
QT is not needed when rest of the world is not in position to make any claims. USA could default on bond holders and still be considered safeheaven compared to Europe and Asia.

how the fuck are we oversold when we aren't at the June lows?

>>51547075
It definitely does to agricultural commodities and everything downstream of them.

>>51547794
June was oversold too. Higher highs and higher lows. We're in bull market already and bears are getting boiled slowly

>>51547786
Yeah aggressive QT with Europe imploding, I don't see it.

>>51547818
We're in a micro bull market in a macro bear market withing an even bigger macro bull market which will eventually turn into a generational bear market lasting the rest of the decade.

>>51547829
>>51547829
>>51547829

>>51547717
yeah i dont see the short term being overly bearish. we will see the occasional bear rally but inflation is still causing fear and sell-off over a longer period.
this does not factor in the deteriorating world econ/political/supply chain climate. things are just looking worse and worse. putin has been chimping out again as well

come on jerome give me the juiceeeeee

Guys Guys Guys YANG YANG YANG!! CHINA GO BANG BANG BOMB BOMB DOWN DOWN DOWN!!!

>>51547864
stop early baking retard the thread is moving slow as fuck

>>51547892
Sorry but this thread is over

>>51546972
Is this bullish or bearish to close your shorts?

Any options plays where I'll make some money today no matter what happens? I'm sick of losing.

>>51547786
>>51547831
That’s actually the best time to start QT because it will leave the fed in a better position than any other central bank

>>51547577
Me too! I have a lot for October 7th but I called bullshit on this weekly rally too hard and fat fingered and extra zero on weekly puts. Luckily I'm not out of whiskey or cash. I cant see tech taking it for much longer.

>>51547943
Nope, you don't want to kill economy. You want to boost it so that USA corporations have easier time stealing consumer base around the world while local business there struggles. Inflation will resolve itself (in USD) once more goods are traded for it.

kill thread
kill economy

>>51547711
while he is the mouth of the reason we are in the situation we are in, he represents the average american idiot too.
>get rich no matter what
>is about me so fuck you
>fuck the american dream as long as i get mine
>yes i am old but i am fucking your daughter cus i am rich

sorry to break it to your but cramer is right, fuck this shit buy, buy, buy, buy, whatever the fed is selling and pay later.
oh wait...
today is the day.
today is the what they call the later.
hope some politician gets shot this time or else nothing is going to change

>>51544954
Guys don't worry I sold my 16 shares of tqqq at a loss so the markets gonna go bull now