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>> No.51542569
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I want my mom.

>> No.51542574
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I'm going to make some money tomorrow

>> No.51542587

>>51542553
27 posts early god damn it bro

>> No.51542590
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>>51542569
I want your mom, too

>> No.51542601
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>> No.51542618
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>>51542553
any old bobros got some tales of old? tired of hearing these bullcuck biographies

>> No.51542623
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Mommys is here, anon. Everything will be ok.
https://youtu.be/EaNgb5NZ3z8

>> No.51542631

Remember when it was called /RBG/ - Robinhood General? Newfags will never experience it

>> No.51542633

>so if it's 100 bps market shits itself, if it's 75 bps there's a mini pump, and if it's 50 bps it's gonna dump hard
makes perfect sense

>> No.51542635
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>>51542574
And laugh at bulltards too.

>> No.51542637

I think it won't rally this time. The spy was nearly at this level in July when it was raised to 225.
People were thinking it was the last hike before pivot & 2 months before the next decision.

>> No.51542638

>>51542631
yeah we don't like to talk about that

>> No.51542648

>>51542631
The hotpocket gen was better

>> No.51542655

What does /smg/ think about the hike? 75bps or 100bps? What the fuck is going to happen?

I think that they're not going to do something unexpected and just do 75.

>> No.51542661

>>51542655
200 or bust (ie the US collapses forever). We have to rip the baindaid off.

>> No.51542665

>>51542557
>>51542553
YOU ABHORRENT LITTLE MONKEYS FUCKED IT UP AGAIN.
YOU LITERALLY CANT DO A SINGLE FUCKNG THING RIGHT.
YOU LITERALLY HAVE NEVER GOTTEN A SINGLE THING RIGHT IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND NEVER WILL.
DOOMED TO MEDIOCRITY AND FAILURE FOT ETERNITY.
YOU MIGHT AS WELL END ALL YOUR SUFFERING NOW

>> No.51542667

Hard to believe that any serious human being is all in on BLUE.
Then again, there are people unironically going all in on TSLA right now..

>> No.51542671
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>>51542553
Short term, we're fucked, long term, we're fucked, tl;dr fucked

>> No.51542673

>>51542633
It’ll be guaranteed 75, don’t get your hopes up for 100

>>51542637
We’re not rallying this time. Putin’s going to tank futures, which will spill over into tomorrow. Powell will bring us back up to crabbing, then it’s all downhill starting on Thursday

>> No.51542675

This is gonna be one big nothingburger isn't it

>> No.51542676
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>>51542655
100 pt rape hike so the market gets jerome's message. bulls haven't learned yet. they will.

>> No.51542705

>>51542675
Probably. Shits already priced in. Unless putin says nukes in 30, 1% up or down tops.

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>>51542665
Hey scoopsies! Done anything with all that cardboard you've been collecting? Also how are you handling the Adderall shortage?

>> No.51542724
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>>51542675
You really thought this would end with just one CFO swan diving a window?
https://youtu.be/w-sQRS-Lc9k

>> No.51542751
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>>51542724
I just listened to that 10 min ago

>> No.51542803
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Uhh bros what happened to the futures

>> No.51542824
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>>51542803
Everything red minus the us,for now that is

>> No.51542861
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>>51542824
>He didn't buy Nexa
Your ngmi if you don't drop 10k on random tickers shilled here.

>> No.51542881
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>>51542861
>luxembourg
>down 50% in a few months
Okay buddy

>> No.51542889

Putins speech is 130 am est right?

>> No.51542915
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>>51542881
Over sold, found the double bottom, divy coming up in October. Keep doomposting nigger

>> No.51542933
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>>51542915
Not buying you're bags,buddy

>> No.51542934

>>51542803
i hope owen found a nice lady who is into bird watching

>> No.51542936
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I'm getting tired of Jerome's antics. Every fucking month there's some new speech or press release. ENOUGH! NO MORE! DON'T SLAM THE FUCKING DOOOOOR.

>> No.51542939
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>>51542569
Mommy's here sweaty. Mommy wont let the bad man rape hike anymore

>> No.51542949
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>"DROP THE FUCKING PROFITS RIGHT NOW OR I'LL TURN THE MONEY PRINTER OFF"

What do you do?

>> No.51542957

Chance of blood rain anytime soon?

>> No.51542962

>>51542957
depends on how hard jewtin chimps out, honestly

>> No.51542965
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>>51542957
You tell me.

>> No.51542968

>>51542915
Gotta fix that patch of brown above and to the bulls left, otherwise, bravo

>> No.51542982
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>>51542949
>I'M A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN I HAVE THE RIGHT TO TRAVEL AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED

>> No.51542986

bros, im giving up. i have a VA pension and can get social security no problem even though im "young". i cant work anymore, its all so tiresome. gonna buy 30 acres and check out o

>> No.51543020
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>>51542939
ANYONE BUT Brainard!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.51543045
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>>51542986
You can literally work for the feds, or any state government agency. You'll also get a higher GS (payscale) rating due to your time in service. Build up your trading account with your job and VA gibs. Continue to say that your conditions are worsening at VA appointments to get that 100% rating (36k a year). Things like general anxiety disorder, muscle spasms, sciatica, are common military issues. Just make sure you tell the doc that they were a result of military service. And then retire comfortably when you can earn enough passive income between gibs and trading.

>> No.51543071

>>51543045
i already work for the feds and have 100%, its meaningless

>> No.51543081

>>51542661
The Bain Daid® must be removed post haste!

>> No.51543107
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Today I decided that instead of pivoting from shorts to longs at the bottom, I have so little faith in the future of the US economy that I'm going to buy gold bars and bury them under my back yard instead.

>> No.51543112

So we're going to be fucked aren't we. Putin is going to come out and announce another price hike and force the fed to double their rate hike to 150 bps.

>> No.51543125

>>51543112
hey whats up bagster

>> No.51543134
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>>51543112
>we

>> No.51543138

>>51542986
Whats your major issue?

>> No.51543140

>>51543125
Aaron Judge tied Babe Ruths 60 homers, but I missed my 10 leg parlay when the cubs beat the marlins.

>> No.51543149

>>51542939
LAEL POSTER WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN

>> No.51543155

>>51543107
Retard. Keep the cash. Only buy gold when powpow pivots.
> no ones buying your bags, nigger
https://youtu.be/ZL-AuG4kfOs

>> No.51543161
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>>51543112
Baggie with the no cap dead scope.

>> No.51543167
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>>51543140
>10 leg parlay
Jesus Christ baggot you're just as much of a degenerate gambler as me. I'm currently playing video poker on draftkings.

>> No.51543170

>>51542982
> me getting banned from bennigan's again

>> No.51543181

>>51543155
That's what I just said.

>> No.51543192
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>>51543167
What are your current stock positions, fellow jew?

>> No.51543199

>>51543140
i didn't think the cubs had it in them since they've been swept for their last few games

>> No.51543216

>>51543192
Outside of a small position on AIRT and BUD. One spy put that expires Friday $380, and one SPY call that expires tomorrow $390. After that I'm going to find a nice individual stock to invest in. I recovered a lot of losses playing SPY options the last 7 trading days by the grace of God and need to get back on track.

>> No.51543223
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>>51543112
100 is basically guaranteed

>> No.51543228
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>mfw 30 minutes til putin

>> No.51543233
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>futures

>> No.51543247
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Robinhood chart posting fag here with my loss porn. Just got back from my vacation haven't been ducking you guys. Hilariously what fucked me today are my only remaining bear position. My SAVA puts are down like $700 on Tuesday because that scam company decided to moon 30% on a red day. Fuck SAVA. My TQQQ and LABU from Friday is still green and my calls are only slightly red and I'm very optimistic overall except SAVA shitcoin. I hope the jews that run that scam company all get cancer. 20k by end of week still, green as fuck tomorrow

>> No.51543255
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>>51543247
>Gmail

>> No.51543257

>>51543247
do you use robinhood gold

>> No.51543264
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Invest in defense, invest in oil, invest in natural gas, invest in the collapse of economies, invest in pain, invest in chaos, invest to win.

The goddess of love and death. gain the wisdom from Sophia through your divine spark.

>> No.51543280
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>>51543264
>sophia
I prefer Minerva.

>> No.51543283

Im gonna wake up, and futures will be up 1.5%

>> No.51543288
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>>51543264
Might slurp some HAL frfr ong

>> No.51543301

>>51543247
Why do you seethe over SAVA believing its a scam....because it just is okay???

>> No.51543305
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>>51543181
No you didnt.

>> No.51543318

>>51543264
Based takes. I bought 700 shares of TELL today, already own 100 shares of DFEN and DFEN calls and sold the last of my DRIP calls/going to buy DRIP puts soon

>> No.51543326

>>51543301
It's literally a fucking scam with pending fraud charges it makes me rehhh so fucking hard I want to personally assrape all 20 of their employees with no product to death with a rusty knife

>> No.51543334

>>51543326
The pending fraud charges are the scam.

>> No.51543336

>>51543326
Isn't the reason for the jump because they were cleared by the fda? Haven't had time to do real digging

>> No.51543345
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TINNY IS ALIVE

>> No.51543352
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>>51543345

>> No.51543362

>>51543345
>I don't have any piss bottles
Bull. Fucking. Shit
I'm a 35 year old man and I are least have a piss jug.

>> No.51543366

>>51543336
There is zero bullish news. The SAVA executives moon their stock on red days and then they rug people that chase the gains. Everything about the company reeks of Judaism.

>>51543334
How much do they pay you to shill?

>> No.51543375
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Ahh shit your boy fathands just hit a straight flush!

>> No.51543378
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>futures

>> No.51543391

>>51543318
>TELL
oh no...

>> No.51543394

>>51543305
what did I say then?

>> No.51543397

>>51543375
You are a fucking degenerate,

>> No.51543400

>>51543366
Kek, you sound like an absolute schizo. Again, why do you hate Sava.

>> No.51543405
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>>51543397
Nice ID bro

>> No.51543407

>>51542982
>14 beers at the MTG convention

>> No.51543416
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>>51543397
Yep.

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>putler speech in one (1) hour
>just suffered a major rout
>war is still very popular
>about to do annexation referendums in luhansk and donetsk

I'm thinking he mobilizes. What will the market do?

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>>51543425

>> No.51543442

>>51543425
9 minutes m8 according to pol

>> No.51543446
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>I’m a smarty pants for hedging tomorrows daddy Powell saving the market bullrun

>> No.51543458
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And when daddy Powell stopd the bleeding. The markets shall
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.51543461

>>51543216
AIRT is interesting. It broke above the 200 EMA right after close today. But that and BUD look bad long term. Time for another bud light platinum.

>> No.51543474
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You cucks didn’t tell me about the imminent ALL VEHICLES CANT RUN WITHOUT ALCOHOL BREATH!!!

>> No.51543482
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>>51543474
Fuuuuck all of you. How is it that I’m the only one paying attention to macro?!

>> No.51543492

>>51543425
>war is really popular
And yet no one wants to fight

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>>51543391
TELL is the most based shitcoin ever. $3 cost basis is awesome. I'll sell covered calls until it is $4.5+ again and walk off with another cool 50-70%. Yes I know the news. The driftwood shit is years down the road and the company will be trading for $20+ a share eventually

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>>51542933
I just bought today at 5.41 today, 1488 shares. Seems like a good deal. I am hoping for a dip tomorrow so I can buy more.

>> No.51543509

>>51543492
I live in Vietnam. There are irl Russians here and they all support the war. Never trust low quality internet information. It's all manipulated consensus.

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Remember the cuck who shilled DWAC at the top, 94 and posted heroin addicted whores as it went to 0?
>me neither

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>>51542633
There will be no 75bps. It's 100+ guaranteed. Some prices, not all, paused for a month, nothing more. If the board underdoes it and China comes out of lockdown, it's right back on the pain train.

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>>51542553
Burry took a short against interest rates last year right? How much money did he lose on his bet against rising interest rates? Wasn't he like a year too early again?

>> No.51543525

>>51543520
>it’s 80 and bullrun begins because shmita ended yesterday

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>>51543504

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>>51543425
>war is still very popular
I bet his constituents hate the war actually. THe only pelple the war is popular with are American bears (and bulls who hate europe and want it to lose values vs the US).
He's pretty fucked if he actually tries to get fully hard in a public theater becuae he'll face unrestricted imports of Viagra™ to the Ukranian forces who will abslutely crush the half flaccid (albeit long) vodka cocks of the Russian Regulars on a chemically assisted NATO Pornhub special.
>t. I don't actually research this shit but I'm drunk and in my 30s and the Russian military has been portrayed as a literal joke for my entire lifetime.

>> No.51543534

I have a toothache :(

>> No.51543538

Yeah, Im thinking we're back

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>>51543362
"Its cleaned up for the most part" meaning he still has piss bottles

>> No.51543542

>>51543525
You're going to lose money. But that's okay. This is a zero sum game.

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>>51543522
All Burry has done all year is sell bags at a loss.. dunno why bobos trust a man that keeps "slurping the dip" but panic sells his bags every month

>> No.51543555

>>51543509
There is a difference between supporting a war and enlisting to fight. Yes Russians support the war, but I don't see them lining up to enlist.

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Charge, DXY, charge!

>> No.51543562

>>51543542
Pshhhhhh. I’ve made healthy profits selling my stack of SPXS yesterday

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How high will yields go?

>> No.51543577
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>>51543538
FUTURES

>> No.51543580

>>51543530
Its not Russias fault that they are fighting the US but their hands are tied.

>> No.51543581
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Hey mumu, you betrayed me. After everything I did for you, you betrayed me. SPY will close down -5% tomorrow. Bobo gave me the love you could never give me. Here's a song to describe your day tomorrow.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=qKGTaplzmV4&feature=share

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51543592

As usual cashgang is beating baggie.

>> No.51543599

>>51543571
Until they face drag as people sell more riskier assets and buy treasuries.

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>>51543562
>to pussy to trade options

>> No.51543604
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Jesus. Christ bags. Why don’t you inverse yourself?

>> No.51543617

>>51543602
I’ve played it. And lost a paycheck. I learned my lesson. And making money because of it,
>>51543581
Buy when /smg

>> No.51543618

>>51543604
bags spend 14 hours a day 7 days a week hear and his plays are tsla and oil?

>> No.51543627

THOU MAKEST DARKNESS AND IT IS NIGHT WHEREIN ALL THE BEASTS OF THE FOREST DO CREEP FORTH.
THE YOUNG LIONS ROAR AFTER THEIR PREY AND SEEK THEIR MEAT FROM GOD.
THE SUN ARISETH THEY GATHER THEMSELVES TOGETHER AND LAY THEM DOWN IN THEIR DENS.
MAN GOETH FORTH UNTO HIS WORK AND TO HIS LABOUR UNTIL THE EVENING.
O LORD HOW MANIFOLD ARE THY WORKS! IN WISDOM HAST THOU MADE THEM ALL THE EARTH IS FULL OF THY RICHES.
SO IS THIS GREAT AND WIDE SEA WHEREIN ARE THINGS CREEPING INNUMERABLE BOTH SMALL AND GREAT BEASTS.
THERE GO THE SHIPS THERE IS THAT LEVIATHAN WHOM THOU HAST MADE TO PLAY THEREIN.
THESE WAIT ALL UPON THEE; THAT THOU MAYEST GIVE THEM THEIR MEAT IN DUE SEASON.
THAT THOU GIVEST THEM THEY GATHER THOU OPENEST THINE HAND THEY ARE FILLED WITH GOOD.
THOU HIDEST THY FACE THEY ARE TROUBLED THOU TAKEST AWAY THEIR BREATH THEY DIE AND RETURN TO THEIR DUST.
>buy SPY

>> No.51543630
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51543630

I went /cashgang/ because I didn't want to be involved in the Fed shitpost either way but now I'm bored.

>> No.51543631

>>51543627
Dude this is what I’ve been saying. Stop mimicking me

>> No.51543632

>>51543474
>>51543482
Is SOBR actually going to benefit? Like, do they make breathalyzers whereas the mandated bullshit is going to be some hand based ethanol sensor?

t. vaguely recalls 30 seconds of article skimming several months ago

>> No.51543636

>>51543592
Post the link, I want in

>> No.51543648
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51543648

>futures

>> No.51543649

>>51543581
ahhh Mieko-Chan, my hotwife

>> No.51543653
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51543653

>>51543617
>I lost once and now I'm forever a little leaguer

>> No.51543663

>>51543571
Hopefully 12-15%, I wanna see all these over indebted retards completely bankrupted. Everyone business and individuals alike thought they could just borrow forever and there wouldn’t be any consequences. Now it’s my turn

>> No.51543667

>>51543653
At this point I think I have broke even on options. Many small wins followed by big losses. The timing is too hard to figure out. With shares I don't have to sweat the timing.

>> No.51543680
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>>51543653
>ID: WANk

>>51543617
>ID: 7777

>> No.51543694

>>51543530
>I don't actually research this shit but I'm drunk and in my 30s
Already evident from your post not to worry anon

>> No.51543707

>>51543192
hes not a jew he worships christ

>> No.51543713

>>51543707
Anon,i..

>> No.51543734
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>>51542720
>johnny fat hands sat at one of the many flimsy folding tables that lined the gymnasium
>the eating competition was about to begin
>a ginormous pile of hotdogs sat before him
>his palms were sweaty
>he was anxious
>But the source of his anxiety had nothing to do with how he would perform in the eating competition…
>he was anxious about how much longer he must wait before the whistle would blow and he could finally start eating
>he was just so hungry!
>absolutely starving!
>the pile of hotdogs sat before him
>taunting him
>”eat me…”, the pile of hotdogs whispered to mr. fat hands, “please eat me… I desire nothing more than to be stuffed into your mouth by the shovel full…”
>arms shaking, foot tapping, sweat dripped from johnny fat hand’s forehead and neck as he fretted before the gigantic pile of hotdogs… accumulating and drenching his shirt along the collar and armpits
>he could barely stand it any longer…
>it was like watching a starving dog ‘sit’ before its master while awaiting a treat

>suddenly the whistle blew
>almost instinctively, johnny’s face slammed into the pile of hot dogs, splashing and scattering several actoss the table
>he dove head-first into the pile of hot dogs, like a whale or a shark, using his hands merely to grip the edge of the table and brace himself as he pushed his face directly into the hotdog pile before him

>> No.51543739

My favorite thing about living in india is that we probably have the highest number of stock bro LARPers of any country in the world. I heard from a Chinese coworker that the reddit-tier stock trading moron epidemic is bad in China too, but here in india pretty much every other male I meet in his mid 20s to mid 30s thinks their shitty TensorFlow algorithm on Python is going to get them rich from gambling on American and Indian stocks.

I met someone today who has the most stupid overfitted algorithm ever and he acts like hot shit but everyone knows his rich parents are funding his trading account

>> No.51543751

>>51543734
>within moments, the enormous platter was wiped clean
>his head continued to move across the table, sliding… dragging… in search of more hotdogs
>he hadn’t just cleared the platter, he cleared the table…
>he was just so hungry…

>The hotdogs were gone.
>Still hungry and quickly realizing that his table was completely cleared and devoid of food, he slowly lifted his head in despair
>mr. fat hands still wanted food…

>he slowly looked around him
>sure there was a handful of leftover hot dogs here and there…
>but he was just… so… hungry…
>he didn’t know what to do
>the hunger was simply abominable

>the other contestants began to look over in concern
>they had never seen anything like it
>his hunger and ferocious appetite and manner of eating was fearsome and like nothing they had ever seen before
>”is he truly human?…” some had begun to wonder
>a few even began to shake in fear

>johnny fat hands had slowly arose from his table, gradually looking about himself and assessing his options for his bottomless appetite
>then it hit him!

>with a malignant look, he looked about the room with a smirk
>more contestants looked over in increasing levels of shock and horror at the tremendous man that hobbled before them
>he let out a gigantic roar and threw over his table and began chasing after the contestants
>they screamed and began to run away
>johnny fat hands’ insurmountable hunger had transformed to insatiable bloodlust!
>he grabbed them with his bear-like paws of hands that he had, ripping them limb from limb and stuffing them into his mouth

>that was his realization
>that was the solution to his dilemma
>johnny fat hands knew what to do about his insatiable hunger
>he would eat the other contestants at the hotdog eating competition!

>> No.51543753

>>51543667
Exactly. It's easier and safer to buy shares. You will almost always make your money back and a profit. Taxes are more gentle. And you can larp that you actually know what you're doing far more sustainably.

>> No.51543779

>>51543739
Good morning ser! Do not diss Arnsheet that way. He does many needful for Microsoft and write many code ser.

>> No.51543836
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>12 hours left

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>>51543836
11 hours and 49 minutes left

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>>51543734
>>51543751
I'm a hamchad and proud of it. Let me give a shout out to that nigger coward pajeet tier coder scoopsies. I just won an additional $200 playing slots. My wealth is increasing and yours is decreasing. You'll pretend you didn't read this but you will. Your bussy will belong to me

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>>51543859
Didnt expect it to move

>> No.51543903

>>51543859
$200 isn't even enough for a few days of my adderall supply. Step your game up, fathands. You'll need to do some overtime scrubbing toilets if you want THIS boipucci.
>buy SPY

>> No.51543907

>>51543903
My 401k account is set to buy spy. My personal one is gambling. I am still down 80% year to date.

>> No.51543926
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51543926

>TELL

>> No.51543930

>>51542803
Whores like op's pic related destroyed our futures.

>> No.51543935

>>51542949
lol, as though I ever had any profits.

>> No.51543939
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51543939

Oh my god, I hope we get 100bps.

What do you think would be a good theme for the market crash if that happens?

https://youtu.be/ZbR5WcyWl18

>> No.51543940

shit i woke up late what did powell say the rate hike was?

>> No.51543947

>>51543940
That's 11AM pacifc timezone fag. You're 12 hours early.

>> No.51543952
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>>51543940
125

>> No.51543961

what s a basis point?

>> No.51543963

>>51543952
100bp monthly until morale is restored

>> No.51543964

putin just said what he was expected to say

>> No.51543969

>>51543961
.01% yield for tbills. 100bp=1% higher yield

>> No.51543972

>>51543903
try harder, faggot

>> No.51543976
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51543976

JEROME

>> No.51543978
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>>51543903
A blatant fake scoopsies. I spotted you a mile away. Let me share some life advice young zoomer chud. I'm a straight man who rarely chases a black twink when the opportunity presents itself. That said Twink has to resist my advances over and over and over and over again before he catches my interest. That's what scoopsies is. He's the perfect target.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYIraB3_-6U&feature=share

>> No.51543980

>future
WTFWT

>> No.51543981

All of these r8 kikes got priced in. How are all of you bad at this? Just buy tqqq or SOXL morning open

>> No.51543983
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>>51543947
I did this once in university and once at work. University I went to class an hour early, class empty. Walk back out to hallway and see professor. I ask is class cancelled. He explained my mistake. At work I show up hour early, I don't talk to people at work and just headed out to get started, didn't realize what happened for at least 30 minutes.

>> No.51543984

>>51543964
what about putin's price hike?

>> No.51543985

>>51543961
Flat number to avoid confusion.
If rates were 2% and they said it rose another 2%, would the final number be 4% or 2.04%?

>> No.51543992

>>51543604
His losses are only 1.77%. Why should he inverse that only only get a measly +1.7%?

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51543996

Hope you got lube,mumu.
After powell is done,You will know pain.

>> No.51544027
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51544027

>bobo euphoric talking about 125 bps

When we get 75, I will look for you on the battlefield, and when I don't see you, I will know that I have won

>> No.51544037
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51544037

OK, which one of you oil barons did this?

>> No.51544044

>>51544037
>oregon, ohio
thats just taking the piss innit

>> No.51544045

ok so DXY spiked, ES dumped and crypto too. So what was the news?

>> No.51544046
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51544046

Hope you guys bought puts

>> No.51544047
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>>51544027
>implying 75bps is bullish
How low have you bulls fallen.
See you on the meeting

>> No.51544049

>partial mobilization in russia
>partial mobilization in russia
>partial mobilization in russia

>> No.51544054

>>51543984
>what about putin's price hike?
futures are green but putin looks pissed

>> No.51544057

>>51544046
Based, more Russian conscripts for the meat grinder

>> No.51544061

>>51544045
https://youtu.be/YaClAQQEpss

>> No.51544074

>>51544046
I thought Russia was winning?

This is hilariously bullish though. Remember, this is the same timeline people have been screeching about Taiwan for years in.

>> No.51544078

>>51544054
Check again

>> No.51544084

>>51544078
kek, damnit
i want neon green into 100bps for maximum gains

>> No.51544085

>>51544057
Its a fight for survival.

>> No.51544088
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51544088

Scoopsies owes me sex

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=qRYnbd2tW78&feature=share

>> No.51544100

>>51544078
>Check again
no YOU check again lmao what a bunch of crap back green in a blink

>> No.51544114

>>51544074
Up against a fully mobolized ukraine being provided with nato leadership and almost a hundred billion dollars in free shit. Over 20% of their normal gdp received with more to come.

>> No.51544117
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51544117

Algos stopped out my paper traded ES short FUCK. I HATE THIS.

>> No.51544119

>>51544085
Yeah it’s a fight of survival for putin and his gang of ex KGB plutocrats. If he loses then it’s over for them

>> No.51544128

>>51544088
go eat a garbage bag full of hotdogs or some shit, you gigantic animal

>> No.51544129

>>51544045
putin price hike

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>>51542553
how the fuck is this shit not at zero?
is there really this many redditors that they can keep this shit floating at 8?
and...
how hard should i short it tomorrow?

>> No.51544149

>>51544119
Do you believe zelensky is somehow better?

>> No.51544158

>>51544046
this is,uh,world war 3 isnt it?

>> No.51544165

>>51544149
I don’t really give a shit, nobody even knew who he was until this happened. All I care about is making money and more dead Russians is good for business

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>>51544147
I mean.....
>The split was 2 months ago
Where the hell did the time go!?

>> No.51544176

>>51544044
The best part is you *know* the locals insist on pronouncing it something like "oh-ray-gon".

>> No.51544177

>>51544149
According to the media he's a hero.

>> No.51544179

>>51544046
>PARTIAL

The fuck is that limpdick shit? Just throw all your troops at Europe and be done with it Putin...

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>>51544117
>getting upset over a paper trade
Unironically you might make it fren. You can still feel the intensity of the challenge without money, unlike normies.

>> No.51544204

>>51544179
>Just throw all your troops at Europe and be done with it Putin
The legitimacy of the second world is at stake here lmao. If he goes full retard and gets stomped out they're in for another century of shame.

>> No.51544211

>>51544165
Yiu do give a shit anon. Dont act like you dont.
>I was just being funny
No you were being retarded parroting a line of propoganda. You are the useful idiot. You are not making any money presently off the ukraine conflict. Stop deluding yourself and pretending.
>>51544177
If he wasnt a hero in the media would the conflict have even lasted?

>> No.51544228
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51544228

If he's announcing mobilization, then that means Europe's energy problems are only going to get worse. They don't even need to take Ukraine to fuck everything up. The longer they draw this out, the worse it gets. I'm betting they do a complete gas shutoff soon.

>> No.51544231

>>51544211
Most my net worth is in oil stocks, putler is doing me proud sending more of his potato farmers into trench’s

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51544232

closed all my shorts yesterday and gamble on FOMC today. I can already feel the meltup of the 75bps

>> No.51544235

>threat of nuclear war is bullish
nice

>> No.51544245

>>51544231
Go ahead post the ytd performance chart inside your portfolio with cost basis etc You wont.

>> No.51544253

>>51544235
Did putler say the N word?
i've no clue

>> No.51544263

>>51544235
>threat of nuclear war
This makes the probability of nuclear war lower, not higher. In particular Russia is completely castrating China with this Ukraine debacle.

>> No.51544262

>>51544245
My portfolio doesn’t have a ytd performance chart
>t. Europoor

>> No.51544267
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>>51544228

>> No.51544275
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51544275

What if powells uses putlers threat as excuse and instead goes with a 100-125 bps?

>> No.51544280

>>51544228
Believe that already happened. The issue is that Ukraine will not have a functioning economy for some time as targets now arent just military in nature. European steel is done for example which means China, South America, and US must pick up the slack. I bought TX as a minor speculative low risk position with that principle in mind.

>> No.51544286

>>51544267
Whelp, there you have it: no more guzzoline for yuros. Hyperstagflation here we come.

>> No.51544292

>>51544228
Dumbass

>> No.51544296

lets play a game
what if jerome coes out and says no price hike

what do we buy

what if he say only 50 points

75
100
or goes out and say fuck you all faggots we are raising this shit 500 points and watch you bleed

what do we short?

>> No.51544297

>>51544292
Damn, dude, solid counterargument.

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>>51544292
no u

>> No.51544306

>Gold and oil pumping into the gigasphere, stocks dumping into the centre of the earth
You love to see it

>> No.51544309

>>51544286
>Hyperstagflation here we come
I have always wondered if Euro suffering is even meaningful. Like, what are they gonna do? Protest? They are just cattle in the end and they have no way to hold their government accountable in any sense of the word.

>> No.51544311

>>51544280
Why is New Hope, some AUS coal company doing well then

>> No.51544320
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51544320

Having fun yet,mumu?

>> No.51544341

>>51544311
Because some coal plants are coming back online increasing global demand in addition China and Aus may have resolved their trade issue from before covid.

>> No.51544342

FUTANARI SISSIES?? I NEED A LADY DICK IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DROP WHY DID PUTIN BECOME A TRADNNY WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

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>>51544342
nasty fag

>> No.51544382

SOXL sirs............ It can't end like this.... I don't feel so good bros hold me....

>> No.51544387
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>>51544382
>soxl
What's your average,faglord?

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Where is Senator Armstrong when you need him? He could solve this mess.

>> No.51544396
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>oil

>> No.51544399
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I piss in your SPR, Jim Brandon.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What happened we were green AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51544412

>>51544309
German foreign minister (female) said, if russia cuts of gas supply germany can no longer support ukraine, because there will be a people's uprising

>> No.51544430

>>51544407
monke has declare WW3. partial (full) mobilization

>> No.51544434
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>>51544399
>>51544396
oil brothers.......inshallah our time has come....every day that goes by the americans run dry.....

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>>51544320
Bobo please spare me one more day, just let us at a minimum just crab til Powell, just don't let it crash before then, thank you kind nice Mr. Bobo sir

>> No.51544441
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51544441

>>51544407
Meade's defenses crumbled and now DXY marches on both DC and New York.

>> No.51544454

>>51544430
More body bags, why should we care?

>> No.51544456
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>>51544412
The whole situation is like a shit sandwich between two cowpies. What a fucking mess.

>> No.51544457

500 BP HIKE IMMINENT TOMORROW SELL EVERYTHING THE SKY IS FALLING

>> No.51544467

>>51544454
Any hope that peace would resolve energy issues in EU are now gone. Risks of US spending more tax dollars for war support, and thus less money for stocks increases.

>> No.51544478

futures already down, might be from Putin's announcement KEK

>> No.51544488

A SKY JUST FELL OVER MY HOUSE!

>> No.51544507
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baggots get the rope

>> No.51544520

when do the fedkikes do the rate hike announcement tomorrow, pre or post market?

>> No.51544523

>>51544311
Europe is getting their coal from as far as Indonesia, Tanzania, and Australia man. Also to add on to the other anon's point China is doubling(tripling?) down on coal with plans to add 270 GW of coal plants by 2025

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>>51544520
11 hours from now.

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>>51544438
sorry mumu its nothing personal. bears gotta eat too

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>WTI 96

>> No.51544559
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51544559

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/21/russia-ukraine-war-putin-announces-partial-military-mobilization.html

RED DAY CONFIRMED

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51544566

>WTI 86

(96 EOD)

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51544569

>mumus thought we were gonna pump

>> No.51544571

Putin showing clearly no end soon and he will mobilize entire country. Fed will show they will tighten more. China will double down on isolation and shut downs to control the population.

Asia markets are fucked rn too

>> No.51544578
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51544578

>>51544554
>>51544566
>they oil was going to 60

only when we have drained every penny from every nation does the global economy have permission to die

>> No.51544587

>>51544578
It was the future they choose

>> No.51544588

>>51544578
Entire deflation argument was based on oil lower too.

>> No.51544595

>>51544388
Senator Armstrong would just feed money into the military industrial complex which Biden is already doing

>> No.51544616

>>51544595
it's about the charisma
NANOMACHINES SON vs a potato
who do you support?

>> No.51544624

FUTURES TANKING

>> No.51544628

>>51544571
>China will double down on isolation and shut downs to control the population.
NPC in three weeks.

>>51544616
I vote for whoever played college ball.

>> No.51544643

>>51544566
It will merely go back to my cbp. I bought gush at 168

>> No.51544664

how are you guys posititioning for the chink invasion of taiwan coming up next month?

>> No.51544672

>>51544664
Chinese aren't invading till 2025

>> No.51544678
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>>51544664
YANG Gang

>> No.51544682

1000 point hike it's over ...

>> No.51544686

i think putins announcement just killed any kind of pump for FOMC. dire news.

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Who the fuck is buying

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>>51544686
>We are committed to price stability, but much of inflation is out of our control. With escalating geopolitical tensions throughput the world, a strong and stable American economy is desirable and important. We will increase the federal funds rate by 50 basis points.

>> No.51544747

>>51544692
China is still buying American treasuries to hedge their own economy risk.

>> No.51544748
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51544748

ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
THREE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
FOUR, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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>>51544686
It was pretty gud sabre rattling. Haven't had the leader of a world power get right to the point like that in a very long time. As for market, it's a bear market and as per trading strategy I always want the majority of my trades to follow the dominant trend. So bobo zone. Putin's timing has been excellent so far. Push buttons right when NATO countries already spent an ass load on covid and are still a mess from the fallout. If I were Xi I think the correct time to move on Taiwan would be if/when the Russia thing escalates.

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who's short and excited for tomorrow

>> No.51544766

>>51544715
Makes me laugh. When the desire is to lower demand in USA because it was way too hot and propping china up. What we need is further goods demand destruction and more services demand. Right now they have to flip these two and the only way to do it is to cause a recession. 100 bps or extremely hawkish speech is necessary

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>soft landing
>threading the needle
>...goldilocks

>> No.51544783

>>51544762
Not short enough to protect my longs
have a small short on a scam company called Carvana

>> No.51544788

>>51544762
My shorts havent really moved significantly. But I have managed a solid 2-3% movement every other day. I have shorts for november that with next two weeks I probably should offload. They are all itm.

>> No.51544798

>>51544760
Yeah Russia needed more land more than anything. If only they had more gas and grain exports

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>>51544520
Powell reads a prewritten script with words like robust and resilient at 2pm est and press conference for answering questions is afterwards

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thanks for the dip in futures, Putin.
I slurped. can't believe they give me free money before FOMC

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SPY $394 EOD

>> No.51544868

>>51544845
>SPY pumps cause Putin mobilizing reservists means we are 1 step closer to the war ending
I doubt it but it would be funny

>> No.51544882

>>51544692
Me, I'm not a doomer

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If dubs we all make money and get laid tomorrow

>> No.51544888

dubs and SOXL delisted on opening

>> No.51544890

>>51544883
if dubs i make money and you don't

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>>51544888

>> No.51544901

>>51544868
the mobilization is a literal nothingburger. what exactly changes from the last 6 months compared to now? yeah nothing just more war in a country which is not really relevant

>> No.51544905

>>51544901
Correct. Bobos are desperate

>> No.51544912

so how fucked are my parent's 401ks?

>> No.51544924

>>51544901
retard contrarian take

>> No.51544925

>>51544912
Rape hikes continue until morale improves

>> No.51544926

Are there any actual good stock/economy youtube channels?

>> No.51544931

>>51544883
checked and brandon pilled go dems dump this ponzi

>> No.51544934

>>51544924
Its been priced in since March retard

>> No.51544939

>>51544901
I think there was a small number of delusional members who thought the conflict was over. They have repeated two more weeks of Russia collapse for six months.

>> No.51544940

>>51544924
that's a realistic take. the US market is not really affected by all this. if you're heavily invested in EU that might be a different story or you're a WW3 schizo which I doubt will happen.

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So WW3 then Great Depression 2.0 or vice versa?

>> No.51544959

>>51544934
>priced in
Its all priced in until it isnt

>> No.51544969

Now we need a war or regime change in south america

>> No.51544976

>>51544954
>>51544954
>>51544954
>>51544954

>> No.51544998

>>51544926
Sometimes I watch the trading fraternity on YouTube because there are thousands of followers and they get news super fast to scalp things and other good info, but they guy is annoying sometimes like he's on crack. Trader tv live I sometimes watch as well

>> No.51545394

>>51544810
but the little rat kike worms his way out of answering any question so why even have a press conference?