/biz/ - Business & Finance

Lord Bobo. Let me be your blade to cut down this market and destroy the wealth of the normies. Let me Be Your Will.

100 bips the stock market is not the economy.exe

Going to start a new series called smg legends.

>>51539981
Nigga this market is fucked...

>futures

>>51539999
(You)

>>51539832
I checked and there was no porn of that
Someone can make it I guess

>>51539999
>>51540023
>those digits
is that you

whelp. tomorrow is the big day bros what are you expecting?

>>51539999
nice I made it. See you at market open tomorrow.

>>51540030
i expect a green dildo up until FOMC press release and then a red dildo of equal magnitude

>>51539999
I see you left out the part where I called you depreciating human capital and cannon fodder. But it's all good. Happy trading tomorrow goy

>>51540065
Other way around imo

>>51540068
I can add it if its important to you. What does market open tomorrow have to do with anything?

>>51540030
The ride to continue but the faint squeek of the clown to pick up because shematiah isn't over yet and I already saw a jew argueing with police today.

Nobody here is bearish enough. It's over, like on a civilizational level.

>>51540030
>what are you expecting?
You want to know what I'm expecting? FUCKING NOTHING.

>>51540068
>>51540038
honestly anon, great suggestion. it really does bring the room (screenshot) together.

>>51540142
ok so how do we short the collapse of the us and majority of first world countries? who makes it out?

Since covid I've been learning to cook better, which means I can get cheaper meals from eg pasta, rice, eggs etc, being versatile with ingredients from supply chain issues & inflation is also helpful.

Tonight, I spent a little extra time and made some fresh pasta, a roasted red pepper & parsley salad, with and some pesto sauce w/ breadcrumbs

>>51540030
100 bps and a rally

When is 10y gonna break 4%?

I HATE THE LONG NOSED TRIBE

>>51540175
Nobody makes it out.
>>51540176
Based. Every adult should know how to cook well.

>>51540175
You don't. Nobody makes it out.

>>51540183
While you are wage cucking tomorrow think of me who will be up at 6am with no alarm to drink weed butter coffee and read and play vidya, and then when it's time for you to hop in your car and scoot over to the costco I will be stretching in my driveway getting ready to go run 7 miles at the nature park behind my neighborhood. Think I will have some toasted goyslop eggo circles and peanut butter tomorrow while you are hopping on microsoft teams with your regional manager. Then I'll trade until noon, play some more vidya, then hit the weights and treadmill in my basement all while you are still at the warehouse wage cucking. IDC what your salary when I know your spending habits. You NEED that salary to live. You are a wage cuck, a literal slave NPC.

>>51540176
looks yummy anon

>>51540207
none of that sounds enjoyable at all except the trading part

>>51540180

>>51539945

>>51540227
its a new copypasta from a resident anon. I think its pretty juicy tbqh. see picrel in >>51539999

>futes

>>51540176
needs Tapatio Hot Sauce

>>51540193
>>51540175
Andrew Tate makes it out because he lives in Bucharest Romania with 30 AK-47s and $60 million from simps

>>51540175
Chaos enthusiasts want dxy index to go. Higher it goes the more fucked the rest of the world is. Even in spite of all the plandemic bullshit -- the dollar is almost as powerful as it was in the 90s.

>>51540158
Yeah 75 is some major crab shit, and people are heavily anticipating 100 so markets are not going to shrivel up and die, bought small puts, ready to make some money and gtfo

>invested my 401k in money market mutual fund

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51540158
HOLY BASED

>>51540180
Today was the first sustained breach of 3.5.

>big retard pump after FOMC as IV goes down and puts get heemed
>Next day limit down

BYND isn't even worth a market cap of $1 billion. Go to any grocery store vegan section and it's 95% MorningStar Farms, Quorn, Sweet Earth, Amy's, etc.

>>51540183
NASDAQ = tech
Tech = speculative, even as an established industry
Makes sense. Spooked whales move to safe shores.

>>51540297
They're tasty tho

>>51540297
I just dont see it. None of these really have any market cap. What are the rest of their equatable market caps? I dont think ive ever seen someone grab one of the mentioned, and it would be something I would notice.

>>51539999
How fucking underage do you need to be to brag about smoking weed

>>51540297
No one likes a flaccid dildo.

>>51540334
i'm turning it into a copypasta, personally. I think its pretty worthy. >>51540207

>>51540336
I actually considered ordering one to slap at my bros if they were on a losing streak in Smash. This was right on the heels of the Broom Incident, but I never acted on the impulse because I thought it was too derivative.

>>51540297
My dad was betting on it and I barely managed to have him sell in time

ok, but why are futas green?

>>51540316
Not eating the bugs

>>51540367
They were green last night.

>>51540367
They let the night intern have fun with the randomizer

>yields

I've lost my edge smg. I went on vacation and tasted the sweet sweet no work life. Now it's all I can think of. I'm scared of FOMC tomorrow where earlier I'd be raring to buy my 2 DTE options. Fauk, never gonna get that no work life with this attitude.

>>51540297
I like MorningStar. Used to buy their breakfast sausage patties at costco.
Beyond meat is all branding premium, no substance. I don't think their goal was ever to attract vegan consumers. They were chasing some dream of convincing meateaters to shift over, hence the "meat" in their name which would turn off any actual vegans. They've failed. The stock is a zero but the big question is when, and whether its even worth going short.

So tell it to me straight, will jepi survive a bear market?

>>51540447
>no work life
You gotta work,just dont work for others

>>51540367
Do people not know how futures contracts work?

>>51539945
ARE WE AT PEEK RATE HIKES????

DO YOU WANT THE TOTAL INFLATION?????

>>51540478
It depends. Have you ever had to pay reverse dividends?

>>51540491
>reverse dividends
Jesus christ, we're going to have bank bail-ins, aren't we?

>>51540484
No. Can you explain it for us?

>>51540505
>>51540478
>you will pay the dividends and you will be happy

MUH 401K
Cashed that shit out fuck America I'm heading to Portugal

>>51540551
Remind them.

>DXY
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Alright guys. So what's the skinny on all indicators pointing to an absolute societal butt fucking?
Been away for a while and haven't kept up on the word here.

>>51540433
Real yield is actually positive for first time in years. I dont know if 3.5 on something like 10yr or if real yield 3.5 but after that housing goes nuclear as investment firms sell real estate and buy treasuries.

Hot off the presses my smiggers

>>51540586
Everyone in charge is completely incompetent and retarded, nay mailicious, on top of the bubble that was created by trillions and trillions of printed fed dollars finally showing signs of popping (detonating with the force of a million tsar bombas).

>>51540249
>>51540348
im considering using it on other boards lmao

>>51540207
>I sit in my home and click buttons all morning while you're off sitting in front of a computer clicking buttons.
Jesus. you sure got him.

>>51540586
We're fine.

>>51540595
Let's not forget US debt

>>51540207
pay attention negro
>>51540249

>>51540641
pay attention negro
>>51540249

>>51540650
Yeah -- but thats not a concern so much because buyers will show up again as yields go up and the fed siphons liquidity.

>>51540026
Why would Yellen even talk to Powell or suck his dick anyway. They hate each other. Are you kidding me? She used to have his position. And he knows how well she'd fuck it up.

Show me your BUY THE DIP AND HOLD FACE!

>futures

>>51540672
Nigga if we hit 3.2% America defaults lol it'll be Greece 2.0 except just like Greece it'll probably be for the best, you're betting the fed will just step in to provide liquidity? From where homey?

>>51540142
And you were made to be barren over years of civilization. You're almost there. We've been bullying you for generations. In other words (since my genetic intellect is superior,) you're a loser.

>>51540207
This is based as fucking shit and I'm saying this JUST in case some faggots come into his life over there and try to fuck things up for him.

>>51540691

>>51540718
it sounds good until you realize you can make 6 figures and have the same lifestyle. then it sounds retarded.

>>51540691

My puts are gonna print some paper tomorrow frfr

>>51540646
I think he might be the one to do it. He's really trying to landing the plane.

>>51539999
That NEET is 300lbs and spends his whole day playing vidya and cooming.

>>51540783
Nice shizo picture,faggot

Pillow time
Open all the drawers and press it down onto your face
Pillow time
All the lights go out now with a gentle hand on a pillowcase
Pillow time
One last breath preceding death, there’s nothing left that you’ve got to fear
Pillow time
You won’t go to Heaven, but you can’t stay here

let's start shifting that narrative bobros

>>51540729
Do you know how hard it is to "make six figures?" Most people spend a whole 24 years and a college degree to get that. Maybe you're a hustler faggot who grew up in the inner city and you know how to not smoke crack but sell it instead.

You're a fuckin idiot.

>>51540684
That's what they want you to think

>>51540819
lmfao. aahahahahaha. I have a fuckin GED. you beclown yourself.

>>51540817
But Wells Fargo is the short bus "big" bank.

>>51540802
What are you mad about, gaybo. Also, you're Jewish.

>>51540817
Why not 200 then?

>>51540817
i prefer just crabbing for the next few months, more profitable

when are the saudis going to pump my oil bags?
getting a bit heavy.

>>51540877
Why not over 9000?

>>51540817
Kek they didnt even sell 100 bps that well. No one thinks 100 at all, now we jump to 150 lol.

>>51540892
As soon as they finalize that deal with SpaceX. They're sending a rocket up with them. Satellite, rather. Guess what happens to Tesla in the Middle East after that.

how bad is tommorow going to be?

>>51540843
I think. you just beclowned your whole fuckin self in front of the whole fucking thread.

I'm going to short PTON tomorrow

>>51540819
just rememeber folks. There are people like the quoted that will try to influence you. this was ONE of my deposits. Minus savings contributions of course.
>>51540934
k lol

https://youtu.be/wPQ_B2TbDDQ
Sup, S EM GEE?

>>51540949
Do you know how to cook anything? That'll tell me anything about whether you're a liar or not. And I really don't care either. I just wanna dunk on you and make you feel bad about yourself. Thanks for being here

>>51540975
faggot

>>51540977
Eat my shit, you quick-replying loser.

>>51540975
I can do some more though

>>51540982
>>51540975
haha what a fucking faggot nigger. You have a 2 inch dick.

>>51540783
>>51540783
>landing the plane.

>>51540207
eggo circles and penut butter need Tapatio
Hot Sauce

>>51540985
I will fucking eat your bread out of your fucking hands and I will use the yeast to make a better version of my own, you fucking comparative ass. I will shit your own bread into your hands.

>>51540977
>>51540985
needs Tapatio Hot Sauce

>>51540030
I expect to loose all of my money with the 393$ 9/21 calls

>>51541003
you have no idea how to handle this bread. I make curated (literally on parisian bakery stands) bread. eat your heart out.
>>51541002
>>51541013
I kneel to tapatio sauce.

>>51540817
Ah yes, let’s have Putin mobilize overnight and kick off the second Russian Civil War, then for good measure Powell can raise rates 150 bps, give America 20% unemployment, and kick off second American Civil War. Bears would no doubt win, but we’d be at the “stock up on guns and bullets” part. The stock market would be a forgotten afterthought

>everybody is expecting the market to tank after the announcement

I feel like they wouldn’t make it this easy to make money by buying puts. I’m all in on SOXL and TQQQ calls.

>>51540297
needs Tapatio Hot Sauce

>>51541043
https://youtu.be/yahUpxNPK98
May the odds be ever in your favor, anon.

>>51540167
Nice! Love it

>>51541043
Normally the market would rally tomorrow and then go down on Thursday, but with Putin’s speech we’re guaranteed a crash that will get netted out by Powell speaking. So it’ll be a crab day

>>51541043

>>51540985
mid

>>51541031
did you stock up on yours?

>>51541001
It'll all work out in the end.

>>51540641
But the buttons I click at home are MINE and mine alone. That's the difference. I own those buttons. Nobody tells me to press them. Every you said is wagie cope. Go work for big money Jews spend what you perceive to be a big salary on your rented nigger trinkets. Many such cases goyim

>>51540030
>whelp. tomorrow is the big day bros what are you expecting?
100bps and circuit breakers. Every single stock analyst and news article is calling for 75 and a pump so I must disagree because the world is full of morons.

I am financially bored

>>51541152
>MINE
No one is buying your gayhorse.

Reminder. If you try to enter puts like I know most traders do with there finger on the send order button on what they believe the cheapest put OTM option is hoping to snag before they get ripped to shreds, be wary.

>>51541178
Kek I'm down like 97% on gayhorse.

>>51540030
https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE
Death.

putin declares war at 10pm pdt?

>>51540729
Then you become the cannon fodder which I previously described... Fully amortized human capital if you will...

>>51540620
yep, pretty much this. we are officially at the cusp of "weak men make hard times". and i mean real hard times

Do you think he tells his wife what the rate increase will be days before?

thread theme

>>51541152
>sits at home clicking buttons
>pays the jew daily to play his rigged game.

>>51541158
Reverse psychology. They say it’s gonna pump but are loaded up on puts

even if the rate is only 75bps it still seems like the whole market is buckling. it might be bullish for like a week, or just a day, but not bullish overall.

>>51541098
what could Putin say that would surprise the market in an unexpectedly negative way? south of threatening nukes or invading a new country, i'd expect the market to not really care

>>51541256
Because it's about digital accumulation not physical trinkets that go vroom vroom

>>51541031
Russia has already been at war idiot. Are they going to magically win their war over night now that Putin says its a war?

Where can I stream the FOMC meeting live tomorrow?

>>51541295
it means they can bring the big guns out vs ukraine so shit can and probably will escalate very quickly

>>51541275
Putin could say mobilize but that would end in civil war, extremely bullish for the market.

Anyone buy land here? Did it have massive pumps in valuation like housing? Hows the market looking?

>>51541275
When those men get draft notices after Putin mobilizes and the riots and shootings start in Moscow and St. Petersburg, do you think the collapse and civil war of a nuclear state is bullish for the markets?

>>51541320
Pretty sure if you are a seller, the odds are pretty high that you are just selling it to Bill Gates.

>>51541295
What a brainlet take lmfao.

>>51541322
yes

>>51541295
special military operation is limited to 200k units among other things.

>>51541226
I will definitely contemplate that. Whats your (((estimated))) net worth again?

>>51541320
So we were looking to possibly buy a house or buy land then build a house on it before the pandemic, and we of course didn't because of the pump in the housing market. But I've kept an eye on land prices in my area and they're basically unchanged; despite housing still being high.

>>51539945
That fucking bobo kek

>>51541322
civil war would be a pretty funny outcome, but at this point what business would even be affected by that? didn't most leave at the start of the conflict?

>>51541325
>>51541352
Looking to buy like 10-20 acres, up to 50 for like a mini gun range and outdoor area for me to get to and relax. There is a 10 acre spot near my apartment for 30k. Debating if thats worth getting. Could build a little bluff and shoot when bored.

So we’re raising rates in a recession to control price inflation due to supply chain collapse…lol…this is going to go great!

>>51541275
Markets will "crash" like they always do when something happens only to go right back to where they were before and make all the usual suspects much richer

>>51541387
>10 acre
>30k
Holy fucking hell. 1 acre around me is easily 100k.

>>51541295
now you've done it here come the russians and paid russian shills.

if there is a pump after FOMC, im shorting it. simple as.

>>51540921
Give the argument one full business day to percolate around the bull barn and we'd get a 3% pump from a 100 bps announcement.

>>51541403
Its midwest US. And not usable for farming. And frozen over for half the year.

>>51541396
A-at least it’s hurting Russia, r-right?

A 125 BPS RAPE HIKE JUST FLEW OVER MY SHED!

>>51541403
Look around a bit, unimproved land prices vary wildly even within the same township in the Northeast.
Half of it is jewry but the other half is its prospects for development which you and me and mini gun anon don't necessarily give a shit about.

Honestly. Some of you goys are alright. You know who you are. If youre a BLUE bear dont sign in to your account tomorow.

>>51541431
sounds comfy. buy it bro. set up a small greenhouse and build tnay bluff with a rented bobcat. maybe start planting a lot of trees on the property to attract deer and other game you can hunt. 10 acres of woods of the right kinds of trees and brush can support a lot of squirrels, rabbits and deer. go with lots of nut trees and berry bushes, while you've got the bobcat dig a bowl as deep as you can too that can either fill with water or possibly serve as wetlands in the warm months, depends on the soil and water table

>>51541464
>unimproved land prices
T-That was an unimproved lot. Around me it's mostly suburban neighborhoods now but there's still a lot of farmers who don't want to sell their land yet some are starting to let go of a little of it.
It's legitimately cheaper now to buy land then build a house on it than just buy a house.

>>51541431
>>51541506
if you think youre lonely now just wait til you move 50 miles away from the closest town.

>>51541452
stay in your cuckshed, the rates cant hurt you in your cuckshed, but the prices of your Funko will go up.

>>51541506
Thats what I was thinking. Its next to a farmers area but doubt he would care if i rewild my parcel.
>>51541515
Im not moving there. I work and live in town. I just want a spot to shoot guns without fudds or neighbors whining.

>>51541515
I lived like that before anon and during lockdowns i didnt go anywhere besides to hiking trails or talk to people irl and it was literally the best time of my entire life, i am not lonely, but companionship can be fine

>>51541498
BLUE shill put everything he won in it. been waiting to see him get rugged because i dont want too see him get rich out of jealousy.

>>51541348
>(((estimated))) net worth again
Enough. See you down in the pit tomorrow. I will be playing cautious as fuck tomorrow

>>51541515
Sounds comfy actually. I guess I'd miss ogling the young suburban wives (possibly older daughters) that jog by the house on weekday afternoons but as long as I have internet enough to shitpost I'm good.

INTC or FDX?

>>51541559
fuck off tripfag

>>51541529
>>51541547
>>51541548
>>51541551
>>51541552
and they say baggie farms yous, lol.


>>51541548
you could just buy it and not be a faggot. but here we are.

>>51540176
Where is the meat?

>>51541572
take your pills

perfume update
>>51541596
what exactly are you refuting.

>>51541564
kys niggerfaggot

>>51541572
>two (you)s in one
haha thanks for the (you)s dumbass!

>>51541626
What a great contribution. Congrats anon, please go to your retirement home.

Putin cancels war+50 bps

Theres no hope left, is there bros.

>>51541636
i already posted insightful market commentary but got no (you) so i had to resort to laffin with the boys. god im lonely.

>>51541645
You wish
Also holy shit imagine the smell

>>51540030
75
Big green reaction
Big dump counter reaction
Climb back to green for close
Following day dump

>if there is a pump after FOMC, im shorting it. simple as.
>BLUE shill put everything he won in it. been waiting to see him get rugged because i dont want too see him get rich out of jealousy.
sorry im having trouble keeping focus hee. Why would I care what you think?

How many bulls jump out windows in NYC tomorrow?

>>51541710
kek. Baggies.

>>51541670
>insightful market commentary
>Could go higher or could go lower gotta wait and see

>>51541715
bout tree fiddy

Blood rain tomorrow.

>>51541735
>Could go higher or could go lower gotta wait and see
People in biz media make six figures doing nothing but that on camera

>YWN have a slut get denied and then beg to talk to you
I will never pay for perfume for a woman that is not my wife.

>>51541645
Was it Jarhead where Val Kilmer kept yelling at recruits to de mountain climbs? Every time I see that exercise all I can think of is a man tearfully yelling "MOUNTAIN CLIMBS" and I think it's from a movie.

>>51541735
welcome to everyday ok kikenbc (cnbc)

>>51541715
Not enough.

>>51541760
>YWN have a slut get denied and then beg to talk to you
Based if thats you. Ive never had that happen, you are right.

>>51541760
>28 posts by this id
If you could talk to her more that'd be great

>>51541645
hummina hummina

>>51541778
previous convo in picrel

>>51541753
JOET is my favorite. This guy gets paid a heck of a lot of money to talk on TV about his ETF that doesn't beat the market.

>>51541735
i didnt even say that. market is gonna dump even if its only 75bps, but there still might be a pump based off the news. basically the pump is fake and gay. hope no one is going long if they think 75bps is going to usher in a bull market. consider this your only warning

>>51541791

>>51541789
>28 posts
>sorry I be out here making content

>>51541764
CNBC is the official narrative of the federal reserve (those weird Jew guys) and I'm a daily observer soaking it all in

>>51541791
Based. Protect your gains always.

>>51541789
28 posts is based imo

>>51541307
>>51541337
>>51541343
Oh okay, now the Russians are going to win, the last half year was just an exercise you fucking mongoloids. I just made this image to express how fucking stupid you are

>>51541837
Nice image fwiw, but it's like the US doing what it's doing in Syria vs the US declaring war on the nation of Syria.

but also, buy the dip after the next dump because it will be the bottom and the fed will pivot or otherwise stop increasing rates.

>>51541798
>i didnt even say that.
I didn't check your post history. My apologies anon thanks for your (very reasonable) insight

Do yall want less content>
>51541812

i heckin love putin and russia

>>51541812
80:21 Kd ratio. 3.8. pretty good imo.

>>51541857
This guy is extremely entertaining haven't seen him in a while since the big smoke video was new. Badlands chugs is top quality content creation.

200 bps AND nuclear war tomorrow

Check em

How is /smg/ allocating their 401k's?

100% money market fund here

>>51541900
Checked and double 0 agent pilled

>>51541900
fuck

>>51541900
>>51541900

ALL IN NUCLEAR WAR FUCK IT.

>>51541900
It's over

>>51541900
Thank you chef john from food wishes dot com

>>51541900
Oh boy!

>>51541900
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Twas the night before rate day and all through the thread
All a creatures were stirring and pacing in dread
The schizos had sprung 'pon the board with no care
In hopes that Chair Powell soon would be there
The normies were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of 200bps danced in their heads
And Yellen in her kerchief, and Joe in his cap
Had just settled their brains for a long winters nap

When out in the FED there arose such a clatter
I sprang to my phone to see what was the matter
Away to my desk I flew like a flash
Tore open my laptop and threw up, aghast
The red on the tickers of the new-day's DOW Jones
Gave the lustre of Hell to objects below
When, what to my wondering eyes did appear
But a greedy old Jew and eight tiny queers
With a little old driver, so evil and foul
I knew in a moment it must be Chair Powell

More rapid than shitposts his rate hikes they came
and he whistled and shouted and called them by name
> "NOW HOUSING, NOW POWER, NOW WATER AND FOOD!"
> "ON HOME GOODS, ON LEAN HOGS, ON BARRELS OF CRUDE!"
> "TO THE TOP OF THE CHARTS! HIGHER PRICES FOR ALL!"
> "NOW CRASH AWAY, CRASH AWAY, CRASH AWAY ALL!"

>>51541966
Checked and based Chef John viewer.

>>51541900
jesus christ

>>51541900

>>51542000
Very nice

>>51542000
My God.

>>51542000
Great googly moogly.

>>51542000
Saved and checked

>>51541857

>china already rugging
What a surprise

>>51541900
Dubs and this doesn't happen

>>51542000
O.O

>>51542041
Hifumi a cute
I never finished this show

>>51541900
Jerome doesn't have the balls

>futures

>>51542000
Jubilant. Exquisite. Wondrous. Stunning.

>>51542092
You are the one with the tiny balls.

>>51542000

>>51542000
keked and checked

>>51541900
I genuinely don't fucking care at all, it'll be what it'll be

>>51542112
My mom says they're big enough

Go Dollar! Go! Go! Go Dollar!
https://youtu.be/qXW8ll1z4VQ

Alright time to check out /pol/ to get to the bottom of this Russia thing

You know, I think the Jews have been pulling our chain about this Shemitah thing.

>>51542150
Thays what a momma would say, anon. Shes a good momma.

>>51542177
Checked and report back in 30.

>>51542177
The fuck is putler even gonn say?
That they were holding back?
What a fucking bullshit

>>51541900
Oh no!

>>51542203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCJ_e76mz6Q
Fuck I want to go back.

75 bps tomorrow you heard it here first

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone expects the worst.... That means Jerome has won

>>51542222
Long story short:
>referendums lead to areas becoming russian soil
>smo becomes obsolete
>the russian military now ability to smack back outside of dictates of the smo
https://youtu.be/JND3kTJj7zQ

YWN. no cap or whatever you whippsersnappers call it.

>>51542226
desu that's when I knew it was all fucked anyway.

>>51542240
>Everyone expects the worst.
bullshit, the entire internet is expecting including 95% of smg expects a rally tomorrow
do what you will with this information

>>51542246
If they steamroll Ukrainian within 2 months after this, then maybe they'll be redeemed. Maybe.

>>51542279
does that mean its gonna not rally and go unrally instead

Its corn!
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice (it has the juice)
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing

>>51542291
Artificial timelines are only used by the long nose tribe. Dont be that, anon.

>>51541307
>forced conscription
>bring the big guns out

>>51542222
agreed

>>51540551
Why do I need to sell? Im just going to hold.

>>51542279
FOMC rallies are caused by collapsing volatility after the event

>>51541506
woah brother you went full hee haw there

>>51542291
Not happening, their military officers sold all the troop equipment for Western sports cars, track suits, and drugs. Russian corruption has been a meme in the US since before the wall fell because it's only a slight exaggeration of the truth, not just a propaganda story to boost public confidence.
The Russians aren't holding shit back, they just expected to encounter forces equally as corrupt as theirs but less well funded.
To get a bit tinfoil on you guys I think the Russia/Ukraine conflict might have been engineered to make China second guess it's recent aggressive stance since most of their military is based off of developments made reverse engineering shit the Russians sold them because they considered it outdated.
Like how the fuck did Russia think they could invade a country with modern communication infrastructure without even having their own military GPS system?

>>51542333
>>51542222

>>51542000

The reason I keep coming back to biz

>>51542415

>>51541791
>Wanna get me that?
HOW ABOUT "NO"

>>51542415
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Smells like bitch.

>>51542333
I will heed your digits, anon.

Putin decided he wants to speak after powwow and not before

>>51542428
>>51542443
Yeah I'm sorry guys, I just hate Russians so much. I knew a Russian guy (born and raised til 11yrs) in high school that would tool around my neighborhood in his Honda Fit blasting chiptunes and eurodance and he married a chick 8 years oder than him before I even got laid once.

>>51542338
yes worf, they will add the lugahsk and donestk regions into russia proper and then can and will attack kiev if and when the ukrainians attack the new territory

>>51542518
Sounds like a (You) problem.

>>51542000

New

>>51542553
>>51542553

>>51542556
and because you baked so early the blessed jerome powell of christmas future post will be lost that much earlier
shame

>>51542524
no one will recognize that as legitimate, even russians

>>51542535
Correction, it was a Toyota Yaris with obnoxious subs. I've been drinking.

>>51541789
10/10 post, blogposter absolutely shredded

>>51540297
STOP GARLOID GENOCIDE

>>51542044
Why these grotesque beyond measure things are allowed to do that? Oh,yes; divide (to rule).