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Curious to know what the average biznessman looks like. I want to get a sense for when I encounter another in public (assuming anyone here ever leaves their home).

I don't wanna post my own pic for fear of being stalked/cancelled irl, but I will say this: I look exactly like picrel Chad with blonde hair, blue eyes, tall with a beard. However, from the neck down, I have the body of a Virgin doomer with emaciated wrists and bad posture.

This makes for a very questionable appearance, as people likely think I'm some kind of autistic wannabe-supervillain, or maybe a poker player on a bad losing streak. I really just can't stop thinking about the end of the world, though.

What do you look like?

>> No.51539194
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Not wishing to brag, but I look uncannily like this man.

>> No.51539199

>>51539145
yrdyq

>> No.51539221

>>51539194
Damn bro. Any tips for an emaciated doomer like me? How do I get larger wrists?

>> No.51539347

>>51539221
I don't really know what to say, because I assumed you wouldn't take that seriously. I look nothing like that.
However, my brother does have quite large wrists, forearms, etc, which he got by doing lots of weights, I'm afraid I don't know which exercises.

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Pic related is me trading bitcoins.

>> No.51539371

>>51539347
Jokes on you, I didn't take it seriously.

Nigger.

You got trolled! LOL!

>> No.51539382

>>51539362
Gender?

>> No.51539393

>>51539382
Yes.

>> No.51539401

>>51539371
>you must be over 18 to post
ALL FIELDS

>> No.51539424

>>51539145
6'11, 420lbs, 18 inch cock, face is a combination of Ryan Gosling and Christian Bale

No I won't post a pic as my net worth is over $400bln and I don't want to dox myself

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>>51539371

>> No.51539488

>>51539382

>> No.51539495

>>51539371
>>51539382
Dat ID tho

>> No.51539588

>>51539495
OK Nigga Gold 99

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>>51539145
>t.

>> No.51539795

>>51539371
That's what I get for trying to be nice.

>> No.51539850

>>51539424
Correct answer king

>> No.51539958

>>51539795
Well to be fair, I didn't know if you were being nice, I just thought you were being black. You still haven't said what you look like, so how am I supposed to know?

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>>51539145
>Curious to know what the average biznessman looks like. I want to get a sense for when I encounter another in public (assuming anyone here ever leaves their home).
>
>I don't wanna post my own pic for fear of being stalked/cancelled irl, but I will say this: I look exactly like picrel Chad with blonde hair, blue eyes, tall with a beard. However, from the neck down, I have the body of a Virgin doomer with emaciated wrists and bad posture.
>
>This makes for a very questionable appearance, as people likely think I'm some kind of autistic wannabe-supervillain, or maybe a poker player on a bad losing streak. I really just can't stop thinking about the end of the world, though.
>
>What do you look like?

>> No.51540007

>>51539996
Pretty accurate.

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>>51539145
This is me..
Buy the LUNC brothers...

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>>51539371
t.

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>>51539145
i met a fellow /biz/ user irl. I was at a party and some guy brought his friend. Skinny white guy in a wind breaker jacket. He smelled like mildew and kept asking me about coding stuff and crypto. He asked if I knew about this place called "4chan /biz/" and I said "hahah nope never heard of it!"

His friend said he left early because he got the shits from some taco bell he ate before the party