/biz/ - Business & Finance

>KNOCK KNOCK MR.MUMU. OPEN UP

>mfw tomorrow rips regardless of the hike

>>51535058
>>51535321
You bought puts today at the exact bottom, admit it.

Michael, you need to sort yourself out.

>>51535321
4$ reversal on spy in the last hour and still climbing
bros... if we get green premarket im gambling on tomorrow circuit breakers

Live in squalor

I didn't buy anything no options nothing for tomorrow

>overall market is blood red
>WISH is somehow up 6%
do whatever you WISH with this information

>>51535058
bake better or i am halving your pay

>>51536449
the movement is going to happen right at 2pm eastern time not the day before, not overnight

>>51536450
my calls are still down like fucking 50 percents or some shit from when you were last shilling this shit. fuck you and fuck your nigger friend too

I hate niggers so much. You guys have no idea

>>51536428
Michael the belly burper, fat wife having, weed smoking, $2500 cowch having, florida living, PVC video making guy.

I love him

STOP
FUCKING
PUMPING

>Energy stocks violently mooning

Retard boomer fund manager closing puts bc they think JPOW simply won’t crash the economy.
>lol goyim. Shekels will line Moshes pocket end of Shemitah soon

>>51536475
You could be a detective anon. Spot on

>>51536475
oh wow hes the bellyburper too? God really didnt pull any punches on the 'disgusting' attribute did he.

And just like that, crysis averted

>>51536475
he's belly onlyfans guy AND pvc guy?
a real renaissance man

BUDDY LOOK AT SAVA COMPUTER
I fear the hidden tiger was in the pajeet's village all along

>>51536489
Thanks god!

da ba deee da ba die

This is the thread, yes?

>>51536498
If by renaissance man you mean cringe as fuck, sure

>>51536483
Is shemitah ending bullish or bearish

>>51536512
I mean sure, I make that much in 2 weeks at my job but thats uh...great anon. I cant say I expect much more than that from an inbred floridian.

>>51536530
extremely bullish

>mfw Webull has taken away my margin because of a pattern of shitty trades on my part

"OK son, that's enough you already lost $7,000 we're giving you a timeout"

Has this happened to anyone else?

>>51536530
Yes.

>>51536475
How fucked in the head do you need to be to wring that kind of dopamine attention hit from fucking /smg/?

>>51536517
This is the BLM thread. So please so your support and post as many nice things as you can about our fellow citizens

>>51535058
op is a faggot edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>51535041

I wanna buy SOXL puts. What should I buy?

>>51536475
if fatwife michael, burpanon and the pvc anon are the same person I'm gonna be shocked. There's no fucking way they're the same person. On the other hand, he's in Florida. I genuinely don't know how to process this

>>51536551
> (embed) (embed)
based

>>51536550
A simple, conservative portfolio of 100% DRV.

>>51536549
In a broad sense, I hate my countrymen, as well as all the aliens legal or not.

>>51536537
make sure they switch you to a cash account so you dont get hit with pattern day trading AND not being able to actually use any margin

Kek zoomer trannies are going to get drafted and there is nothing they can do about it. Feels good to be a 33yo boomer chad. Can't wait for zoomer corpse pics on /pol/.

>only -1.08%
Bobobros... today was a fiasco, tomorrow we get heemed

I should try to get michael to come be a guest on the ancient knowledge podcast

>>51536551
>posting links no ever clicked kys

>>51536574
nobody is translating putins speech so i have no idea what hes saying

>>51536552
Yes it’s all me.

>>51536537
KWAB

>>51536507
I should have followed through with opening a position at $33. Fuck me

>>51536580
> -1.08%
The day is not over yet bobo, we can still end green

>>51536594
the speech has been moved to 8am moscow time so that the russians in the far east can hear it. that would be 1am New York time.

>>51536589
THOSE LINKS ARE SACRED

>>51536581
We’ve talked before. About the sailfish statue in Stuart

>>51536606

>>51536475
Truly disturbing times

5 minutes to scamwick back above 385 can they do it

I bought a call that expired tomorrow just in case we pump. SPY 390 call, just as a hedge. God knows what's going to happen.

>>51536574
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conscription_in_the_United_States

>United States federal law also continues to provide for the compulsory conscription of men between the ages of 17 and 45 and certain women for militia service pursuant to Article I, Section 8 of the United States Constitution and 10 U.S. Code § 246.[4][5][6]

>buy sort of a gamble options
>nothing happens, they expire worthless
>buy some degen ones
>up 300%
fuck you market

>>51536614
I don't know about no sailfish statue in stuart, but next time i'm in town we should go to the benihanas.

>>51536626
>certain women

Dwyer bros......

https://youtu.be/GoW4SyzyW9o

how rigged is this market though?

I bought $11 SOXL puts expiring Friday. They're gonna print right?

Just bought $ACB 9/23 10x2C and 20x1P, they have earnings tonight and I'm hoping between that and the FOMC meetings the price will move extremely hard tomorrow morning.

my judenhounds all of a sudden came and alerted me that there are kikes in this thread.

>>51536507
so $30 million muruiel siebert anon was correct then damn son

>Russian stock market crash following referendum announcements
>Luhansk and Donetsk People's Republic's to hold emergency referendums on joining the Russian Federation
>Putin about to address nation for first time since invasion
>Leader set to announce escalation of war, mobilization, and martial law
>Panic in the Kremlin

>>51536644
Well, shit.

Ford is being ignored because of the fed. Every day its just more terrible news

When do we start making money for actually holding onto stocks?

what time is the rape hike tomorro
should i wake up earlier than noon

>>51536632
I’m banned from there and it’s like the only Benihana in florida

SIGA is almost one digital. Time to back buy in soon!!

>>51536668
Gay, boring, Ukraine is a stalemate, nothing ever happens, etc. etc.

>>51536656
>Shorting the bottom
HAHAHAHA

>Source: Uncle Nate

>>51536596
My fucking god man I am laughing I can hardly think or type. My respect and disgust towards you are on another level now. You are a true renaissance man.
>>51536475
anon, I owe you drinks

Arghhhhh!!! My 401(k) !!!1!!1!

>>51536681
2pm eastern time

>>51536626
>That means if you retired as an enlistee or noncommissioned officer from a service other than the Navy, your time has been served and you will not be recalled.

t. medically retired anon who threw out his back

I also get neetbux from the military for the rest of my life.

>>51536683
10 years from now when inflation is below 2% again

>>51536699
Nice digits

>>51536706
Based parasite. tyfys

Which alcohol is the absolute best bet to enter into a brief coma of which I wouldn't wake up from until Friday?

>>51536644
He is right. That's why we are starting new eternal bull run tomorrow after no more rate hikes are announced.

>>51536651
it's a mental-gymnast schrodinger's cat market in which investors have deluded themselves into believing the state of the market is indeterminate until after the fed meeting when, in fact, shit's fucked if we were to be honest with ourselves.

I bought ZIM and WELL puts. Did I do good?

haha im 33 and will never get drafted. call me jodie

>>51536617
>5 minutes to scamwick back above 385 can they do it
the last second scamwick could barely keep it above 384 jesus christ

>>51536699
MilkShake Theory is happening. DOLLAR IS KANG!!!!!!!!!

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

attention: this is an automated message by the united states government federal reserve artificial intelligence unit. our system has detected capitulation non-compliance. alert! there will be no further warning.
alert! a usa gov federal reserve sterilization drone has been dispatched to your location.

>>51536749
did somebody say....Kang?

>>51536753
>-9.58% after daily inflation

Couldn't resist. Bagged more KO and SWPPX again today..

>>51536753
sat on the sidelines but there was A LOT of money to be made swingtrading spy if you called the local top at 385 and low at 382

>>51536753
Mostly crabbing. I am financially bored

>>51536753
made 180 bucks

>>51536685
the fuck did you do?

>>51536753
-0,92%. Kinda unexpected, but tomorrow will be green, I'm sure of that.

I made 0 trades today because a customer interrupted my bottom slurping at exactly 11:20 AM.
I fucking hate niggers

>>51536665
Good pup

I am up 11% or 15627 USD
>>51536753

>>51536753
whatever inflation is eating my cash. I'm not buying anything for the next few weeks (months) due to circumstances

>>51536784
fuck you

>>51536723
a 0.75 of Tullamore Dew to the face ought to do the trick for a guy that doesn't drink all the time. Add a 2nd bottle for the guys that do drink all the time

https://youtu.be/Z3Oux1lN__4

>>51536784
Welcome back

>>51536596
didnt you post your daughter in a pic too with your wife a few weeks ago? fucking degenerate

I boughted

Powell has been getting increasingly irate with the markets staying delusional and thinking they're calling his bluff, hopefully the trend continues and tomorrow is a biblical heeming.

treasury yields looking stinky, as in very high.

So.... 3800 huh?

>>51536644

I have to stop getting lunch during the last hour.

>>51536823
depending on afterhours and premarket im looking at 70/30 spy puts to calls with 20% stop losses on both
placed at 1:45pm tomorrow afternoon

>>51536823
He doesn't care about the markets. He just wants what's the best for America. Now that inflation has been defeated he deserves big congratulations from us. I can't imagine any different administration dealing with this problem better.

cashgang ww@

It's over guys, kike won, capitulation wick to 0 and then 1B per share

Predictions for tomorrow?
Are we gonna see the Fed push a 100bps hike, or will we only get 1%?

>>51536813

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDsZdrTCDuE

>i didn't know what i wanted all these spy otm puts for, but i got them anyway

>>51536864
*raises paw* right meow

>>51536861
>He doesn't care about the markets.
you don't think he is long any bags himself? I do

>>51536819
No I would never. I’ve never posted the likeness of anyone in my family on the internet. I don’t have any social media at all

>>51536870
Nukes will drop, the economy will collapse, and world war 3 will break out.

>>51536823
market was extremely afraid of 10yr yields above 3.5. They finally gave in and allowed them above resistance. Before if it ever attempted to cross it came down within 2-3 hours. I don't know whether its 3.5 yield on treasuries or 3.5 real yield but expect more real estate investment housing to be spun off.

>>51536870
No raise and everyone's portfolio does a 10x checkem.

>>51536881
I sure he invests, but I doubt he is losing more than 5 minutes a week thinking about his portfolio like we do. Afterall, it's hard to lose if you are the one who controls where the market goes.

>>51536881
I believe he's joking

>>51536900
>Ahem. Bears are fucked. No rapehikes.
>drops mic

>>51536900
Doubt. Powell pump hasn't shown up since Trump left office.

>>51536743
What’s cutoff for draft? Why was Tom Hanks in the war when he was a 40 year old teacher in saving private ryan?

>>51536722
Thanks fren

>>51536870
Putin will announce his objectives are complete in the ukraine, and he will announce his withdraw of troops from the region. Then Jerome is going to blink, and we'll all know that means a pivot is inevitable. This will lead to one of the greenest days of the whole year. It's going to be good.

Noone gives a fuck about the Ukraine fud anymore Shlomo, come up with something new

>>51536884
you sure? it wasnt an actual pic it was their lower halfs or whatever, but you could see in the reflection of the window you and your wife are fat fucks. plus you were smoking. dont ask me why i remember all this

>>51536924
in age or pounds because smg is certainly too fat to be drafted

>>51536924
>>51536743
Reminder that draft ages are arbitrary. If you're under 65 and the vampires in Congress want you, they'll get you.

I bought SOXL at close with my gainz. I’m a smartypants

can anyone here explain how Fed controlled interest rates are different from bond yields? Or does /biz/ not have an understanding that the two are different? Also, I just realized how cancer it is to share /biz/ with crypto schizos. All this "reversal" shit is from bulltard cryptards who invade our threads to shill their garbage.

>>51536924
>>51536949
I have a heart issue but my heart is actually fine. so have fun out there for me boys, and leave me your girlfriends number.

>>51536753
Made $3 swinging options and bought another $80 worth of OTM puts/calls for tomorrow

>>51536924
45 fren.

when will you learn bobo this town ain't big enough for both of us

>>51536934
>Putin will announce his objectives are complete in the ukraine
Didn't Russia announce some crazy draft rules or something recently? I thought they were about to escalate the war

>>51536956
Bond yields are market controlled you snide cunt.

>>51536951
whoa move over wall street, anon is over here making trades with his ALL his allowance.

>>51536956
The Fed controls the short end of the curve by raping hikers and the long end by quantitatively tightening or easing their holes.

>>51536956
My understanding is that the Fed controls the overnight lending rate for banks, which affects their loan&interest rates / operation costs. Bond yields are the (free) market price for a given treasury, discounted by the interest rate, and represent the risk-free rate
Or is that incorrect?

>>51536753
First off still using robinhood so that could be going better
Second off i refuse to sell

>>51536985
>Didn't Russia announce some crazy draft rules or something recently? I thought they were about to escalate the war
No they're going to pull out. I'm telling you Putin will call for peace, and Jerome will recognize this means Putin's Price Hike is over and pivot on the rates.

>>51537003
kek
no "paying yourself" a couple grand this week

https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/gpu-cloud/bionemo/

Pretty big for biotech future

>>51537007
you're so schizophrenic. this morning you told me I was crazy for saying 100bps wouldnt happen

>>51536878
anyone remember the episode of Quincy where this picrel finds a gun in the bushes and then shoots up a youth baseball team's awards ceremony because the white lady called him trash for interrupting the ceremony like the gutter trash that he was? Classic jew anti-gun propaganda but hilarious nonetheless. The writing of the show lets you know what they really think of you goys

>>51537014
Stop feeding baggie, numbnuts.

>>51536956
>can anyone here explain how Fed controlled interest rates are different from bond yields?
Bond yields are set by the market, the federal funds rate is set by the Fed. Short term yields stay close to the federal funds rate, while long term rates will rise and fall depending on future growth and inflation predictions. You can see here that the 10 year yield started to rise way before the fed funds rate started going up: https://en.macromicro.me/collections/51/us-treasury-bond/762/us-fed-funds-rate-treasury-bonds-rate

>>51537011
Idk what you mean by that but im sure I agree with you

>>51536949
I have a seziure disorder because I start foaming at the mouth whenever I am near black people

Fud me on Paramount. Why shouldn't I buy bluechip stock with 5 P/E and 4% divvy yield?

>>51537022
excuse me but I wont let anyone named 'Anonymous' tell me what to do.

>>51537022
i used to have him filtered but then half the thread doesnt make sense since hes such an efficient (you) farmer

maybe 75bps isnt priced in. you ever think of that?

>>51537039
Kikes

>>51537035
Tell it to the draft board.

>>51536999
that's my understanding. Meaning that the raised interest rates do not represent the bond yield on government debt. Why does biz not get this?

>>51536986
right. So why is biz acting like the fed rates are the bond yield. That the rates represent debt the government has to pay when they pay a different rate determined by the market?

>>51537039
Name ONE thing streaming on their shit service.

>>51537039
It must be priced low for a reason.

>>51537039
What's the last thing they made that wasn't absolute shit?

>>51537055
>80% chance
LOL

>>51536959
They couldn't even get boomers to do the vietnam song and dance with total media control. The last time they tried that shit they had to do 9/11 and nobody even believes that anymore.

What kind of cause could actually get zoomers to fight? Would they false-flag a huge cyberattack on the internet and just accept trillions in self-inflicted damage? I can't think of anything that could unite the zoomers, they would have to offer extreme amounts of money to them and even then it might not be enough.

>>51537065
Beavis and Butthead. Which is pretty fucking good.

>>51537022
>>51537051
leave baggot alone!

>>51537065
yellow stone

Putin's ukraine war is an embarrassment. Ranks up there with our involvement with the towelheads in iraqi/afgainistan. But to his credit least it won't last 20 fucking years. (Blowing the fuckers to hell who sacked the Towers I was all for; sticking around for 20 years I was not)

>>51537067
The new Beavis and butthead movie

>>51537063
>So why is biz
/biz/ is not one person mein negger. Some of us like to have fun around here.

>>51537065
The Kevin Costner show (which is just a mature soap opera for Montana rednecks)

>>51537072
idk a depression where your only way out is to join the military probably
>>51537083
the 'new' stuff is tv shows not a movie.

>>51537012
while potential cool, won't change bioshits because their limit is whether their drugs can pass FDA approval process or not which is more a lawyer thing than a medical.
>>51537060
won't have to the zoomers have chosen to sacrifice themselves for me

DXY 111 TOMORROW

>>51536669
what was the prediction, i havent been visiting much this month

>>51537073
>>51537079
>>51537083
>>51537086

Damn look at these normoids using their bandwidth on Kevin Costner series.

>>51537063
>why is biz acting like the fed rates are the bond yield
I don't have a lot of experience with the bond market (no positions or account), but I take it to mean that future issued bonds will react to the Fed rates, eg short term bonds that are used for hedging and speculation will have a very different reaction than the 20-30Y bonds that are only rarely traded (and mostly by insurance companies)

>>51537098
whats dxy ath?

>>51537104
Are you threatening me?

>>51537098
>No Phi
dropped

>>51537085
so when they're saying, "we can't go above 4%, the Fed will default!" they're just joking and not being retards? Or when they claim, "fed is fucked! They gotta pivot! Crypto to the moon!" they're just retarded??

What's the simple answer here? Raising the rates will lower the bond yield, no? So why is everyone claiming that we're going to default? Is this just the bulls being retarded again?

tripnigger/baggot simps. yikes YIKES SENPAI THATS SUS AF FRFR NOCAP ON GOD

>>51537099
he came in here saying he was going all in with $30 million and that it was gonna cure Alzheimer's. It was +10% for the day when I saw his posts. I don't do shill shit on general principle though, but looks like there was some more upside today

>>51537063
>That the rates represent debt the government has to pay when they pay a different rate determined by the market?
Because, net of inversions, the FFR flows through into the longer term rates and, over time, into the auctions of new and refinanced debt.

I don't know where you're getting this idea that, like, we think JPowell implemented YCC overnight or something.

imagine getting paid in anything except american dollars right now.

I just realized that I need a Cornholio Pepe. Where can I go to request one?

>>51537067
>>51537065
Compare youtube views on classical music and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYh6mYIJG2Y
You have a hobby (investing) outside of abusing drugs and causal sex, so I don't think you will understand the preferences of 80-90 IQ average consumer.
I think that PARA earnings alone prove that they have consumer base.

>>51537119
Fuck I miss the days they would shit on music videos. Do America was also kino.

>>51537051
>hes such an efficient (you) farmer
true, his yield is impressive

>>51537149
I highly recommend the new show streaming on Paramount Plus. Havent laughed like that in a while tbqh famalam.

>>51536734

>>51537095
Not entirely accurate. The current pass rate is extremely low because we lack a lot of predictive power and even methods for interacting with problems in the body. With AI prediction you would increase the effectiveness, how humanized the treatment is, etc.

The actual solving of a lot of biology problems is not that far off but it's not here yet. We still need technology and while the FDA is a joke and shit it's not really what is stopping things. Fundamental issue is still poor prediction and lack of simulation ability

>>51537115
Rest of the world is collapsing while USA is staying strong. That's why I think low hike like 50 bps is not out of the question.

>>51537128
Fed can change interest rates, and buy/sell assets to affect their balance sheet.
What might be interesting to keep an eye on is the dept cap / Fed budget. Surely congress will increase it again. However, in the event they don't, the Fed won't be able to do QE until the next annual budget, which could keep their hands tied and have a tangible effect on inflation

>>51537149
Were they supposed to be perpetually stoned or just retarded? Didn't get the stoned angle until I got older

>>51537128
>Crypto to the moon!" they're just retarded??
Correlation isn't causation, but in that case yeah. Have you ever heard the tragedy of Mr. Market the Wise?

https://youtu.be/IbDTGT0fa_Q

>>51537166
no they are just literal morons, but beavis is infinitely more dumb than butthead.

>>51537128
They *are* fucked in an interesting way, even before the government rolls over debt, due to the whole reverse repo thing: https://adventuresincapitalism.com/2022/09/18/the-fed-is-fuct-part-3/

But that's only a few hundred billion, pocket change in the grand scheme of things.

>Raising the rates will lower the bond yield, no?
Lol, you think this is 2008 or 1973 or something? Hint: hike-induced crashes don't send their safety bids to the same place every time.

10Yr actually hit 3.6% today

>>51537141
Hey, I love abusing drugs.

I love anime butts

>>51537133
i clicked some links today and it seems that the pump is because a shill sent a FOIA request to the sec and was told that there exists a recommendation to close the investigation which may or may not be acted upon
seems speculative but we'll see

>>51537082
>Blowing the fuckers to hell who sacked the Towers
But the US military didn't attack CIA or any old money families during the middle east wars?

>>51537134
I'm just trying to figure out why /biz/ is claiming there will be a reversal and that we'll default on debt by raising rates.

>>51537165
Those guys always raise the ceiling. Why would they stop?

>>51537169
Never heard of him. But I imagine half the retarded "fed reversal" shills are crypto baggies.

>>51537183
>10 year up
>vix up
>SPY rallying intraday
>muh putin
>muh bips
>muh zelinsky
>muh azov battalion
>muh cold eurocucks
idk who is jewing who

>>51537166
Well, way back in the 90s, we had this weird nihilism despondency thing about how the world was hollow and nobody valued intellectualism. Beavis and Butthead were a sort of zeitgeist.

>Paramount peaked with the Godfather in the 1970s
>Nu-Paramount: "Fuck it. Let's just make a series about how cool we were when we made that movie."

>>51537082
boomer detected

>>51537204
Wlel they should've

>>51537128
>Raising the rates will lower the bond yield, no?
you are fucking retarded

>>51537182
right, but controlling inflation would reduce the bond yield I though? Assuming they do nothing, inflation spirals and they default regardless. Don't they basically have to tank the economy to stave off a default? That or print endlessly?

>>51537199
I'll just stick to swing trading 40 delta SPY calls and puts with 2 weeks to expiration. I am but a retail goy and this appears to be non-retail fuckery that a simple goy like me doesn't understand. Not my kind of play

>>51537213
they are moving on to the final phase of the human instrumentality project

What's up with MEDP

>>51537211
>I'm just trying to figure out why /biz/ is claiming there will be a reversal and that we'll default on debt by raising rates.
There will be a reversal before FFR>CPI because 1) 8+% on the short end will #breaksomething and 2) just leaving FFR in the slightly restrictive zone for very long (say, 4-5%) kicks in that debt refinancing I mentioned.

Treasury had like a whole decade post-2008 to term out the debt and they didn't. Which means average maturity is way too fucking low and Powell doesn't have a lot of time to LARP as mini-Volcker.

>>51537237
Thought bond yield was market dictated and that it increases from uncertainty (i.e. Inflation). Some other anon wrote about this in a different thread.

>>51537219
And yet they made $420m last quarter.

>>51537214
>world was hollow
so the underground tunnel children theory confirmed then?

>>51537247
The bond yield curve goes from short to long end. From stuff expiring soon to very far away. You have to specify where on that curve is going up or down to make sense. If the long end starts going down without a pivot it is indicating recession

>>51537279
Well, turns out it's filled with liquid iron.

>>51537274
Nice.

>>51537247
The "good outcome" they're aiming for is inflation on a slow decline/plateauing while the average yield on the debt is both payable and below CPI. This is the 1940's playbook to politely default.

You are correct that if they fuck it up, there will be combinations of an economic collapse (strongly negative GDP rather than the ~0% we're currently treading along at), dollar collapse/obvious default, endless printing, and the death of our current global monetary system.

So where is our resident SAVA shorter? I told you there was no manipulation. I told you any day news would come out. Sub $2 average here, I will never work a day again when this baby hits $900.

>>51537219
Good series. I love finding new shows before they are popular, just like with stocks.

>>51536753
i sold in the morn to lock in some gains. im all cash now waiting for tomorrows shitshow.

ASMB stock ladies!

If the dollar has retard strength compared to other currencies, can't the fed just issue more dollars to cover government interest payments?

>>51537133
it went up because the price patterns said it would go up
that's all there is to it. there's a zero chance that guy is curing anything, but it doesn't stop us making from money
bought in at 28.98 btw

>>51537265
but reversal = hyperinflation. Thought the consensus was that /biz/ is also stupid for claiming they'll allow the petrodollar to inflate away vs. crashing everything. Surely the Fed knows more than /biz/.

>>51537289
I'd imagine they'd go up in the short term due to inflation.

>>51536727
>announce decrease of the federal funds rate to -0.25% effective immediately
what would happen?

>>51537325
>ASMB stock ladies!

>>51537330
You're not getting QE nigger don't even ask

>>51537341
>Surely the Fed knows more than /biz/.
I am literally Jerome Powell.

>>51537313
ok, how tf does one "politely default"?? That's like saying, "polite robbery". When did this happen in the 40s?

>>51537341
Depends. You have to view inflation over 10 years for the 10 year etc. It's a very crude estimate to think ahead 10 years on a wide variety of issues that effect bonds.

>>51537330
Yes, that is what's known as quantitative easing. However that printing will drive up inflation, which is not daijobu.

>>51537341
>but reversal = hyperinflation.
Reversal would be a factor in favor of inflation. The way it's done may or may not be enough to kick off the "hyper" part.

>Thought the consensus was that /biz/ is also stupid for claiming they'll allow the petrodollar to inflate away vs. crashing everything. Surely the Fed knows more than /biz/.
Oil trading in [not dollars] would undermine dollar strength, again, possibly enough to kick off hyperinflation. Possibly not.

>>51537330
thats basically what's happening already. If you haven't noticed, jerome is increasing the rates that the govt pays on its debt, but biden isnt raising tax input.
at some point market participants lose confidence that the debt will ever be repaid and you get hyperinflation
the scary thing about inflation is that its largely psychological, once confidence is gone it can be impossible to get it back

>The stock market has rallied on day of every Fed rate-hike decision in 2022. Could it happen again Wednesday?

>>51537356
Tits or gtfo

>>51537362
The Fed held rates in the 2% range while wartime CPI gyrated wildly from the mid single to low double digits. So over time bondholders got soaked in real terms - a lot of debt was racked up then paid back in devalued dollars.

Thankfully the country survived.

>>51536530
Keep in mind the effects can last until late October, not just until the formal end of the year. The ending is neutral and the market will react to economic conditions like it does in normal years.

>>51537400
thats quite literally what they want you to think

>>51537387
>The way it's done may or may not be enough to kick off the "hyper" part.
Nigger we're sitting on 8.5% inflation already. At exactly what fucking point does inflation become "hyperinflation"?

>>51536924
Officers can be recalled whenever there's a declaration of war.

>>51537400
>MW prepping the bull

>>51537400
As insane as this sounds, 100bps is already priced in

>>51537325
i take it back, i hate this thing more than cokeboomer

>>51537407
odds of that happening again? Especially since our currency is the central currency.

>>51537400
the fed decision removes uncertainty
the market hates uncertainty
hence, the day of the fed decision is bullish
of course if jerome kills the market on live TV that will outweigh the uncertainty-removing effect

>>51537417
8% is high inflation, not hyperinflation lol. As with lots of cutoffs, the one for hyperinflation is arbitrary but I'd say 20%+ is a point of no return. However economists are gay and boring so they say it's a *monthly* inflation over 50%.

>not a single mention of the new GPU's
SOXL holders you beclown yourselves.

>>51537183
Freak show

>>51537400
Probably. Question is whether it lasts more than a day..

putin timing his address for maximum JUST

>>51537460
hows the mmri in the run up to powell-a-palooza?

>>51537443
>Personally I give us one chance in three.
-Russian Sean Connery in The Hunt for Red October

>>51536753
Up 1.26%, but I've just been gaining and losing that same 1% every other day for a while.

>>51537387
>Yes, that is what's known as quantitative easing. However that printing will drive up inflation, which is not daijobu.

Right, but some ways of using money are more inflationary than other ways.
The inflation that would cause would depend on how the government continued to spend money, once freed from that debt obligation, and also what the creditors (IE: treasury holders) do with the money.
It would be easy to see how this fed bailout might be politically conditional, as it has been in the past cases (IE: IMF bailout, city of New York ect)

>>51537477
Based Putin. 100 bps and war will only further my short profit.

test

>>51537417
you need inflation to be at 50% per month. It's like this

less than 0% is delfation
0%-1.9% low inflation
2% inflation is normal inflation
2.1% - 4.1% elevated inflation
4.2% - 6.9% transitory inlfation
7% - 599% high inflation
600% + is hyper inflation

>>51537490
Sure. But consider how the debt has been racked up so far. Would *you* consider any of those things good investments? Any positive ROI from grandma's hip replacement or the Kabul Girl's Robotics Club?

>>51537060
>reveal power level
>don't get drafted
>"heh, they changed the rules"
>reveal REAL power level
>serve 6 months of sentence
>don't get drafted
Globohomo has made it too easy, I think.

>>51537400
Short term bullish (until shemitah end probably) long term bearish until inflation fucks off

>>51537477
but 8 am moscow time is like 4 am ny and powell doesnt speak til 2. Putin should have a speech at 1:30 ny time. Please let him know anon

>>51537534
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shtrafbat

>Kiev reserve troops are leaving toward towards Kharkov

>>51537534
>Serve 6 months of sentence
>War gets dicey
>Biden appoints an American Dirlewanger
>You then get conscripted to go rape and pillage Slavic towns

>>51537566
Man, I don't want to have to take ivan's sloppy seconds when we liberate these hohol villages.

>>51537547
picrel he's he knows he has to get asia to dump first

it doesn't matter what powell says at this point ww3 on the table

>>51537448
We're moving from uncertainty if he'll kill the market, to becoming certain he's crashing the market.

>>51537600
Imagine all those consoomers blasted off the planet in a blink.

>>51537534
Mike used to be such a badass, look at him now.

>>51537321
You are a fucking moron

>>51537648
Did you get liquidated today?

>>51537448
>if jerome kills the market on live TV
He's gonna put'er down like a lame pony. Check um!

The western empire will soon fall https://youtu.be/3aLwG7gN7po

>>51537599
in war you dont have to settle for sloppy seconds, help yourself to the local virgins

>>51537675
yeah but the russians already did when they ransacked the village. there's literally going to be no virgins or spoils left to rape and pillage when we get there. it's going to fucking suck.

>>51537641
>>51537665
>>51537668
https://twitter.com/domislivenews/status/1572302306414149633?s=20&t=PuWIM6DWn2KYOzXb3EhaPQ

>>51537600
Powell won't stop the hikes, sorry

>>51537665
Close!

>>51537668
kek how do these little niggas take themselves so seriously

>>51537696
Fat slobs aren't getting sent to war Baggie. You'll be cleaning soiled underwear back at base

>>51537726
wait we're going to have to share a base with the french soldiers too? fuck this is going to suck!

>>51537714
oh good that's what i'm banking on as well

>>51537724
You think we playin in the east coast nigga ?

>>51537714
Imagine raising rates when inflation is in single digits and commodities prices are going down. Jerome is not going to beclown himself like that.

>>51537658
You are honestly a brainlet if you think sava will go to 900. I have no stake in it either way but you’d have to be smoking some really good meth to genuinely believe that. Alzheimer’s research past 16 was confirmed to be one huge scam, and these guys were just under investigation for manipulation— haven’t seen anything saying they were proven innocent

>>51537743
post your positions, baggie. Show you're not the reincarnation of "Harbinger of the Meltup". Prove it. Your takes are so retarded that I can't be sure.

>>51537770
In what world does he not raise. You sitting there on crypto or ARKK? 100bps tomorrow or it's over. Done. Dems win again!

>>51537799
wont be 100 bps. cap it niggacles

>>51537768
haha ya that's why i fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

>>51537799
Nope, I'm fully loaded on dividend paying USA coroprations with low debt. Even if he raises rates I won't be stressed. I just think that USA is doing great compared to the rest of the world and there is no hurry to raise rates.

>>51537812
yeah, he's a lil bitch so probs like another 75bps while he begs people to stop spending. "Guys, we're really going to do it this time! I'll get a cigar...don't make me smoke a cigar..."

I bought NEXA at 5.41 and immediately took off. Should I buy more now or wait for tomorrow?

god imagine powell hiking 300bps
I need some pink wojaks, tired of the lukewarm bleeding

>>51537827
lmfao get tf out of the market. How do you win right now without shorting? Also, you must send me Apple gift card or 1Eth for my advice, sirs. Or I will suck your happiness and make husband's ass like a tomato. Gujarati style.

>>51537833
Consumer spending is already at the bottom as reported on St. Louis Fed website. further rates won't change anything. The only thing we can do is wait for shipping rates / commodities to go down a little and build domestic production to stop relying on Asia.

>>51537785
I don't show positions here anymore because of the cyber bullying. If you're interested if my sentiment of what's going on in the market and around the world you should tune into the ancient knowledge podcast.

>>51537856
100 bps this month + 100 bps in nov + 100 bps in dec = 300 bps by year end.

>>51537868
>>51537868

>>51537868
>>51537868

If I get digits, WW3 starts tonight.

>>51537860
Define win. The drawdown this year is so miniscule so far that it's whatever. And I'm too lazy to try and time the market.

>>51537861
they'll increase unemployment which is when the real fun begins

>>51537861
LMFAOOOOOO dude, me and my whole extended family are still eating out EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. We are nowhere near bottom. I'm thinking of buying a 10k massage chair and you're telling me that we're near bottom loooooooollzzz

Now, however, you might see a nice hike tomorrow after-which Baggie (aka Harbinger Meltup) will promptly commit suicide

>>51537770
You don't know that

>>51537833
>while he begs people to stop spending
I can imagine it
>p-please Queen Kamala, not the 3 gorillion bill
>I beg you don't send the helicopter drops

>>51537900
Suicide is always nice, it's good smalltalk starter on family meetings.

>>51537866
It's w/e. just knowing you're out there- and that there are many like you- is why I always seem to make money longing the market. How do you guys honestly do the dumbest shit? It's just weird. It's gotta be a sim.

>>51537781
Okey dokey. Once you actually do research, you're going to regret you know of SAVA and didn't buy in. Hint: the cure is real, and the FUD is fake.