/biz/ - Business & Finance

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Pour one out for TELLbros, holy shit.

I need money
Lost it all on Calls again

deadass this shit is NOT bussin fr fr no cap

Ok so I met in the middle. I sold one of my SPY puts and I'll hold the other one the rest of the week.

theres still an hour and a half for PPT and/or stock buybackers to pump this to 0 , just saiyan

I'm all in on MEDS
not sure why

We're literally pumping back. Keep slurping gang!

>>51535065
Cheapies!!! Buy buy buy

>putin talking war shit and drafts
boy I sure can't wait for the market to giga dump tomorrow

>>51535094
>PPT
We need em mumus

lol lmao

I don't respect anyone itt. Just don't.

>hmm I didn't sell until now but I've decided to sell
-a bunch of people apparently

why the fuck are you selling NOW if you haven't

>Putin still not talking
REEEEEEEEE
HE'S THE REASON THE MARKET IS FUCKING DUMPING

>>51535102
Posted the article here: >>51535007
but cancelling a new project due to high yield bond market turbulence? There are worse dips to buy.

>>51535108
>>putin talking war shit and drafts
>boy I sure can't wait for the market to giga dump tomorrow
Kek, me too.

forget I asked

>Putin actually allows the YouTube chat to stay up
Damn. I'm pro-Russia now. What the fuck, Brandon

I’m so close to sealing the deal with this dude at my work who looks EXACTLY like dacre Montgomery. He’s got the whole redneck Romeo vibe going on. I swore that when he started working at my plant that I’ll have tasted his ass by the end of this year. He always plays straight but I can sense him throwing out a a bait vibe. I know he’s waiting until I make my move but I can’t tell if he wants to give or take, and that’s not something you want to fuck up. Anyway buy AMD

>>51535120
>t.

SQQQ bros we are gonna make it! We are gonna make 5%!!!!!

>>51535151
DOLLAS DOLLAS HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA!!!

We gonna make the GEORGE WASHINGTON SQQQ BROS !!!

TOTAL WAR LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>"After 23.59 today (Moscow time), men aged 18 to 65 will be prohibited from leaving Russia abroad."
https://twitter.com/MarQs__/status/1572252641840734211

>>51535041
I regret selling my SQQQ

>>51535130
Honestly its going to get over sold. I'd like to see it sub 2 dollars before I buy

>>51535168
>https://twitter.com/MarQs__/status/1572252641840734211
thats shits like 4 hours old and still unconfirmed and putler still isnt talking
fuck

>>51535063
Oh no no no

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

Really, is it just this Russia shit?

>>51535168
WAR economy here we come bay bay! DFEN GONNA START PRINTING!!

>>51535168
fuck this gay world.

>>51535168
Shit's getting real

>>51535143
>the queen died for this
We don't deserve to have the markets go up.
>>51535168
>mfw
>no face
What does this mean for america? draft? military seems to small

>>51535194
There is no stopping this train bobo

on days like today i have to place market orders because trying to scalp a few bucks with limits ends up missing hundreds due to insane movement

>>51535216
The queen was a fag anyway

Soxl sisters.... not like this....

>>51535221
I'm out here trying to snipe $0.10 on my daily single share buy.

>>51535219
The markets are getting ass fucked and you're greenposting?

ok im going to take a shit dont crash the world economy until i get back

Btc now inflation adjusted 40% off it's 2018 highs

>>51535216
>What does this mean for america? draft? military seems to small
mfw boomers dodge the draft again.

>>51535237
oops

>>51535242
source?

>>51535236
It's moving up already, green close today for sure.

>>51535168
That means they won't be going to the ukraine right?

it's been a bad day for lean hogs

I lost 15k on my calls today I'm going to drink myself into a coma

>>51535236
All you have to do is believe.

>>51535237
oopsies!

>>51535242
Dunno i feel like btc still has place to keep dumping,maybe 10k might be the bottom.

>>51535244
Good thing I already did my 4 years as a comfy IT fag in the chair force. Kek zoomers are going to get wiped out and that's a good thing!

A draft would mean leftists pulling a Capitol Storm or whatever gay shit that was called.

shits about to get real red real quickly my niggers.

INVEST IN AEROSPACE !!!! WAR ECONOMY IS COMING IT'S REAL!!!!!

TAIWAN GONNA GET INVADED!! RUSSIA GONNA AFTER LITHUANIA

>>51535271
Yep and CNN would call them heroes for doing it.

WHY ISN'T THE 10 YEAR GOING DOWN WTF

>>51535253
>>51535263
See you tomorrow and thursday and friday

>>51535268
>Good thing I already did my 4 years as a comfy IT fag in the chair force. Kek zoomers are going to get wiped out and that's a good thing!
are you over 60? Cause there is a shortage of IT people. they gonna nab your ass first bucka.

>>51535223
>The queen was a fag anyway
takes one to know one.
>>51535244
>>51535268
I cannot wait to have a harem of zoomer women.

Posting this for frens that are getting heemed

>>51535280
No, we’ll be green today and tomorrow

>>51535300
Lord knows I'll be here.

>>51535268
Aren't military contracts written so they can call you back for some additional bullshit after your 4 years?

Imagine not being able to feign mental illness in front of draft recruiters.

>>51535300
See you later alilgator

>>51535168
>g*rmans freeze to death this winter
>vatniks get vitrified
>food rationing in the us will stop obesity
Kino, I'll go to south america while you niggers kill each other. But what about china? Will jeets do the needful and nuke them(getting nuked in the process aswell)?

>All my buy orders firing off on this mini dump

>>51535299
It is going down. Down in price.

You realize the stock:bond correlation reverses when inflation is above the 4-5% range, don't you?

Are you experiencing financial inconveniences?

>>51535304
You're only eligible to be drafted for 4 years after leaving. I'm outside that window. Good luck zoomies we're counting on you

>>51535268
you are getting redrafted you boomer faggot. Hopefully directly to the front lines

>>51535310
I just want a 6ft+ loyal and loving wife like this. Is that too much to ask?

>>51535268
>Still served Israel
Yeah. Good going, bud.

>>51535315
Lol for officers You're placed into a ready reserve for 4 years after separation and you're permanently on emergency reserve

>>51535268
haahah, amen baby. i love how our chair force 'girls' suddenly get pregnant right before deployment

Up 16% from 12 days ago

>>51535315
>>51535341
See
>>51535338

i'm not going to be drafted, i'm a jew. everybody knows jews don't get drafted.

thats officially the biggest green dildo of the day

>>51535041
stop posting before the 310 posts limit, you fucking faggot

>>51535310
SAUCE

>This hookup app knows it is infected with bots and fake profiles, because they take money from companies who are phishing for private data and also developing AI programs dealing with human interactions. (Tinder)

>>51535370
holy fuck there went a second one

>>51535144
>filename
kek

>>51535316
No need to, I have RA and don't qualify. There will be a larger supply of zoomer women for me. I'll also download tiktok for some war kino as liveleak got nuked

Was merely a ruse.

...

>>51535370
what the fuck was that? it's like they just nuked the puts

>Jamal has to pay more money for his shit so we need to absoutely decimate the economy because inflation is le bad
I odn't see how that's my problem, stop raising rates

>>51535338
>By the way! The SAME STABLE JESUS said the biggest problem we had in the, in the Revolutionary War, is WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH AIRPORTS!
Kek, you faggots don't think they will change the rules to drag your ass back?

.....

>>51535408
Big boy just bought the dip

Zoomers I want to thank you in advance for fighting and dying for Israel. Godspeed.

>>51535381
Sexbot + Tinder-refined slutAI = long ARKQ?

>>51535408
>nuked
Baggie can you be more sensitive with language in this trying time?

>Glowies asking /smg/ what guns they have
>Tried to shut down last night's Shemitah thread
>Still talking about Carvana
Something's fishy...

>>51535429
fuck big boy, big boy's always ruining my shit

le heckin pumperoo we back. got em

>>51535408
the algorithms determined that was the precise moment to steal as much money from retail as possible

>>51535433
They're fighting for ukraine,rabbi
Get with the times

>>51535407
Powell won't stop until every local mcdonalds drivethrough is staffed correctly for lunch rush

>>51535410
Barack hussein Obama already signed the contract nigger. I'm a free man. Zoomies better flew to Canada

>>51535310
Huaaaa SEX!!! Haaaaaaa SEX!!! I.. I'm not doing sex! My... My Whole existence! Has Truly! BECOME SEX!!! SEX!!! Stop, Anon! Your body can't handle much more of this! No! I've become sex! Definitely become... sex! SEX!!! SEX!!! Stop! You're going to die, Anon! Are you still going to do it?! Even if it means cutting your life short? SHUT UP!! I'LL HAVE SEX... ...EVEN IF I DIE!!! WOAAAA SEX!!!

Hmmmm VIX is getting ready for liftoff on this inverse head and shoulders. I would buy puts but I'm not an overnight holder in this market. They could bounce it back to 385 and keep it there but it's all funny money and they'll tank it real quick tomorrow

>>51535446
>carvana

What’s glow-niggery about carvana aside from it being a terrible way to buy a car?

WE ARE LITERALLY MOONING WTF

>>51535446
Have we had any more of those
>is the coin sour
Weird ass tagging posts?

>>51535410
these retarded boomers are coping hard, they are going to be war chum

PPT stick saving SOX 3840 ish bc if that breaks clean, mumus rugged

>>51535306
stop worshipping celebrities nigger

>>51535481
You know times are tough when SPY is down 1.5% and dipshits are calling it mooning.

If Powell is a pussy and does a 75 bps and nothing higher we are green tomorrow
In fact I will by UPRO the second he utters "seventy"

My puts melting

>>51535531
He might do a 75 one
But he will sperg out again and the markets will tank

>>51535531
>In honor of my personal hero, Paul Volcker, I and the FOMC have agreed to raise the target Federal Funds rate by seventy percent.
>I will not be taking questions. Thank you.

Stich fix earnings play humm

>>51535565
kek

>>51535535
>be fearful when others are greedy and greedy when others are fearful
Always do the opposite of what the thread says and you’ll beat the market every time

>>51535531
>hurr he's raising rates only 75 beeps deep. better buy here.

>>51535531
Why are you so sure of that? If you could do it on livestream that'd be great!

>>51535525
If you can't celebrate 0.3% recovery then you don't deserve 100% gains, simple as.

>>51535572
idk CLF was one of the best calls ive ever read. dude made millions. i fucking wish i listened that summer.

>>51535565

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity

>>51535531
you need to wait until he mentions or not minorities, that's the buy/sell signal

>>51535565
i can hear the popping sounds of the circuit breakers now

>>51535498
>boomers are coping hard,
>they are going to be war chum
Uh, it isn't the boomers that go to war son. It is the type of person who posts on this board. Male aged 18-35.

Iron ore bros our time is almost here. Where are my functional metal enjoyers at?

>>51535565

Its been a LONG time mumu.... and youve been a naughty boy

If Jerome goes full Volcker, does that mean we get the 1980s 2.0?

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the markets. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any gains? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own losses, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than shorting VIX in 2018. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best short. I’m pretty much perfect. I was partner at Carlyle, and chair of the US FED. What position did you get, other than “yolo my stipends on TSLA weeklies”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot FED Fund Rate (I just hiked her; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my rate

>>51535613

>>51535612
LOL

this is great, I am fully ready for them to PPT and stockbuyback to close as close to 0 as the future generations can afford on the day: to prep the bull for the greatest rug pull of the 2020s tomorrow when big daddy powell pulls 100bps out of his pants
lets do this

>>51535612
yeah but with less cocaine and more niggers\breakfast tacos.

>>51535613

>>51535613
kek

don't do it, anons

>>51535598
Boomies have another thing coming if they really think I'm going to leave my comfy neet cave and go fight Slavic orcs in the trenches just to save their housing bags.

>>51535648
QE 5 announced tomorrow, I can feel it

Red Leader, standing by...

>>51535653

>>51535599
I own 7 metric tons of physical iron ore, I've been accumulating for a while now but didnt tell anyone. kek poor normalfags have no clue whats about to happen.

>>51535458

Neo Khazaria, yeah. Once all the slav are dead, the Israelis are all going to go back where they came from.

>>51535613

>>51535613
we building back better and stopping inflation

>>51535671
Pick one
>shootout with feds
>flee country
>get drafted

Listen, can you smell it?

>>51535671
this fucking nigga gets it. fuck the boomers this is their fucking problem

>>51535730
>Listen
>Smell
Bobro I...

its the battle of the dildos
this is some of the most volatile trading ive seen in a long while
not touching it with a ten foot pole today

>>51535729
Zoomies really think they won't get drafted kek. Save yourself and enlist now into a comfy job and let all the mexicans and nogs go to the front line

God this market is so fucking predictably retarded it rustles me so hard. Ohhh wowwww a low volume crabbing red day with schizo algorithms pumping and dumping in unison on spooky headlines and/or absolutely nothing the day before a Fed meeting?? Color me fucking shocked. Seriously Big Money has to be the dumbest group of faggots on earth.

>>51535592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKMMCPeiQoc

This is going to be a serious sour hour

this putler announcement was the biggest rug pull of the day though
my balls can only get so blue

>>51535729
>inb4 "Social Anxiety Disorder" is a legally classified disability because of those leftie retards
>draft-dodging because my feet hurt its loud in here

>>51535765
yes, and that's really a good thing here's why!

>>51535613
saved

>YFWDBWDSM

Tomorrow the market will rally as soon as 75bp is inevitably announced. Only issue is what the retard says after that, but investors don't expect much from him so even a tiniest hint that maybe hawkishness isn't set at 100, might lead to a sustained rally

>>51535816
this is what we in the stonk buziness call "coping"

>>51535816
I can almost guarantee that Powell will do a 100 bps hike.

Screen cap this for posterity.

>>51535816
>rally
Downwards rally,right?

>>51535729
>>51535758
I took the initiative to escape the cities during the meme flu, I can be in the Alaska panhandle in under 7 hours. Good luck with your urban military checkpoints though.
>>51535697
Can this power be learned?

picrel was on CNBC right now and is bullish again (short term)

>>51535837
100 is what’s priced in, that or anything less and we finish the year at 35000

>>51535467
You pretty much knew where the video was going from the very beginning.

is this Fed pivot in the room with us right now sir?

>>51535843
It's been so long since I broke out my Dwyer stash.

>>51535816
just like 99% of experts said CPI was coming in lower than it did
and that hilary was going to win

>>51535778
>implying zoomers are capable of being trained to perform in combat
All the real men got kicked out. The best bet would just to be paying for a full mercenary army.

You guys think that after Russian President Vladimir Putin announces free and fair democratic referendums for kharkuvm luhansk and donetsk to allow these people to join russia that the democrats are going to reject the results and call the whole thing rigged?

>>51535830
>>51535837
I'm providing data and have read up on the consensus meanwhile your source is your ass. They've basically already announced 75, interesting bit is what he says after that

>>51535778
In the case of a WWIII type scenario there won’t be any exemptions. It won’t just be China and Russia vs NATO; the Middle East will erupt into violence as will Africa along with different parts of SE Asia. It will be nasty and prolonged. There won’t be an option to dodge a draft.

everyone went back to work because they lost like 1/4 of their worth in stocks this year

>>51535843
What did his nemesis, Mike Wilson, say?

>>51535868
theyve already said as much.

>>51535873
20% chance of a 100 bp hike tardo. What happens then bro?

>>51535852
Yeah but it's not really a "pivot". How many times are you going to fall for the old trick of feeding higher expectations only for the expected raise to lead to morons buying?

>>51535843
>>51535862
based

>>51535868
He's only got 100% of the territory for one of the four oblasts that are voting. My HoI4 autism says that political decision shouldn't even be available to him.

>>51535862

>>51535863
They've been right about every rate hike except for the first one but that was early days and In unknown territory.

SPY to 360 by EoW.

>>51535876
>There won’t be an option to dodge a draft.
And who is going to be left behind on the home front to enforce the draft when I decide to dodge and all the other men have been shipped out already? Boomers? Women? I'll take my chances.

>>51535816
>>51535830
>>51535837
What's key for tomorrow is the dot plot. If some ballsy board member forecasts long term inflation above 3%, we're in for some shit.

>>51535893
If it is 100 it tanks probably, but as I said it won't be, basically already leaked it

>>51535907
>>51535917

>>51535803
Based

>>51535863
Lol coming in a tenth of a percent higher is utterly laughable. I can't believe bears are that and think "oh yeah shit is FUCKED"

>>51535934
I have a gen x brother who is a police officer. So I imagine people like that would still be here, right?

feeling a bit crabby.

>>51535868
fucking minorities

>>51535917
>>51535953
Has Dwyer ever been bearish?

Will he ever tell us, or just go off the air for a bit?

We need a Dwyer appearance tracker as an indicator

>>51535910
>implying the information you are receiving from the ministry of truth is accurate and the russians haven't taken everything east of the dnipro

Just made $3
Optionschads, I kneel

>>51535907
>>51535953

>>51535965
i made 500% being short that day, how about you?

>>51535965
The spook wasn't from 0.1% vs -0.1% MoM CPI. It was 0.6% MoM on core instead of 0.3%.

>>51535987
Yeah, I think he flipped bearish pretty early in the year.

>>51535987
He said he expected strong volatility this year.

>>51535816
superstar will pull an ace from the sleeve and announce 25

>Putin delayed the speech until tomorrow

So now what? Are you dumping on Putin mobilizing and pumping when Powell announces 75 bps? Or are we finally getting circuit breakers?

>pajeets will close green

Dow tumbles 400 points as selling increases before key Fed rate decision

>>51535987
His last appearance on cnbc he seemed cautious but a tiny bit more optimistic

>Rumble down 23% today
I knew it was a fucking mistake to go public those fucking retards

>>51536016
hes on now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgKVgWbaEmA

>>51535969
>oh no a 50 year old welfare queen is going to be tasked with going into the bush and hunting down thousands of fit and able bodied young men
Lol, lmao even

>>51536020
theyre still pumping into close to headfake retail for tomorrow, its barely below the gap-down open athis point

>>51536026
>No subtitles
So what the fuck is he saying?

>>51535880
Is that what it was? People had euphoria from the bull run and thought they could stop?

I’m going to bake 100 posts early

>>51536020
mm yeah but it's likely inflation going down strongly soon. algorithms are flashing rates are going down not up in future

>>51536027
lmao
>fit and able bodied
Have you not seen the state of zoomers? This must be zoomer cope. Best case, youre on equal ground.
>>51536026
>>51536043
postponed. not real.

>>51536049
keep your dirty hands from the new bread button

>>51535942
I don't see why the dot plot is significant, even after reading some articles. Are they adding just one dot, or releasing the annual projections?

>>51536026
I was told Putin has suffered 4 heart attacks in the last month

>>51536049
>charging stations built into your ottoman
>gross pipe built into your coffee mug
we share the same planet as these people

>>51535837
If they do 100bps and the dot plot is hawkish then it's time to panic sell everything. The Fed will have confirmed that they've chose the total world economic collapse timeline. Anything else and we pump.

>>51536049
Please vacuum, anon. I implore you.

>>51536049
clean your house you fucking disgusting slob

>>51536088
While that's reasonable, is that how the market will react?

>>51536084
It’s a cowch

>>51536049
I already baked one for us.

>>51536099
>>51536099
>>51536099
>>51536099
NEW THREAD!

>>51536088
100bps is priced in, crazily enough
75bps we would have crabbed

>>51535934
The issue wouldn't be dodging the draft, that's the easy part. The hard part would be living comfortably after that because any routine traffic stop would flag you as a draft dodger and there would be a warrant for your arrest. Unless you wen to the rest of your life hiding in a secret NEET nest, you'd eventually get caught.

>>51536106
Baggie, you are the blackest gorilla nigger I have ever seen.

>>51536084
I've tried belittling him, but it's not possible for such a lowlife to feel worse.
>>51536106
I fuckin hate when you bake threads, you piece of shit

>>51536088
most money into ciruclation is created by mortgage and real_estate markets. if 30yo
fixed you can get only 6% now, then inflation goes down just wait. there is no massive need to raise rates each month as it takes time to hit real estate market even with current rates

>>51536106
>tripfag
>early baker

These truly are the endtimes.

>>51536103
You're not helping your case pal

>>51536097
gemmy

The line is going up, this drop today was fake and gay. Economy is strong, USA is the greatest and corporate america will win over the world.

>>51536027
>zoomers
>Fit and able bodied
Lol. Lmao even.

>>51536125
It’s a $2500 cowch

I was promised sour hour, not slight recovery hour.

>>51536149
pearls before swine

>>51536112
>Unless you wen to the rest of your life hiding in a secret NEET nest
Yea, that is literally the goal, with or without a draft.

>>51536149
Yeah well you ought to get a refund m8.

>>51536079
They update them quarterly, last was in June. There's no "adding just one dot", it's a new series of economic projections/guesses by every Fed board member (each gets a dot for every metric & timeslot).

>>51536157
>Sour hour

Priced in.

>>51536149
thats a nice cowch

>>51536189
BAKED

>>51536149
you are fucking disgusting. braindead stoner slob. worse than the dumbest nigger in the magnolia projects

>>51536149
CLFfag is that you?

>>51536203
No I’m actually a really nice person with good interpersonal skills.

>>51536100
It'll dump because there will be no hope left. The Fed will just keep raising until we go into a depression.
>>51536120
I know that and you know that but the Fed might just be so hysterical that they don't know that. These interest rate hikes remind of the lockdown hysteria where every country was trying to beat the other by doing longer and harsher lockdowns.

theyre definitely propping this shit up

>>51536215
No its this fat white guy with a fat wife who owns soxl

>scamwick central the day before a big Fed decision
I'm actually scared.

>>51536234
Smart money is covering shorts because they know we start QE5 tomorrow, you were warned.

>>51536236
I only owned SOXL the day I bellyposted it out of the negative. I sold it within minutes of owning it for a small profit

>>51536157
AH will be fun, be patient

God, it really is all going to Hell, isn't it?

4 smg threads up

>>51536255
>because they know we start QE5 tomorrow,
powell has explicitly stated that he's going to tank every market he can to fight inflation, QE would go completely against that and set us on the path to venezuela/nigeria

>>51536148
you should get a rolex for the wrist(hand fetish whatever) shots. a perpetual oyster lady pink 36mm goes for $6000 brand new it's pretty cool. jenni elle has it. it will fit you just fine :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpBBwKCMNF0

FUCK CARVANA

>>51536262
What does a no muscled amerilard own currently?

BROS my DRV is doing a little something something!

>>51536203
Take the slobpill. It will change your life

>>51536276
Bullish.

>>51536045
that kind of person doesnt have savings so its more likely that they used up their stimulus checks, but the cause-effect is the same
which is what makes the loan forgiveness extra inflationary, those same humanities retards now have $10k more to idle on

>>51536281
HAMBONE!!!!!

>>51536277
Inflation is already defeated. Listen to you president for once. He defeated both inflation and covid this year. Now we are entering new era of prosperity.

>>51536275
Priced in.

>>51536234
Priced in.

>>51536255
>>51536277
>>51536270
How do you trade pre/post market? My broker allows it, and I heard it's where the most money can be gained or lost, but I haven't even considered a strategy for that

>>51536270
>AH will be fun
i expecting slightly green going into tomorrows rug pull
edit

I cant even believe theyre trying to get the market to close green, its now above open and still green dildoing

>>51536287
Long intel and stacking JEPI. Rest is cash

>nasdaq is going to close green
>the day before a 75bps minimum rape hike
Yeah, retardbros, I'm thinking we're back

>>51536294
Show feet in your wedges bb.

>>51536236
wait a sec. The one with the wife who has a michael tattoo on her? That fat fuck?

>>51535880
>everyone went back to work because they lost like 1/4 of their worth in stocks this year
Makes me feel better about my gains so far. They're slightly worse than my average but that's still +20% and crushing the S&P.

>>51536294
reeks of florida

>>51536107
Well according to this the probability of 75bps is high, so I imagine 100 would be a shock: https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>>51536277
>he thinks <insert agency here> told the public the truth

>>51536310
Yup sounds about right for a hambeast slob. Both loser picks

>>51536276
Well ifI can't diversify my poorfolio I'll diversify the board

how many of you are posting from your mothers sex basement

>>51536326
Good eye

>>51536294
I used to be a slob before i met gookfu

Well this is an interesting turn of events.

God this market is a house of cards. Tomorrow will be the first hike past what the Fed considered a “neutral” rate and talking heads are already bitching that it’s “really restrictive” and the Fed is “going too far.”

Holy fuck, check the gay sex price.

They don’t buy low or sell high

>>51536314
I'm not sure but he posted pics of his wife and child last week. His wife couldn't fit in the picture frame lmao. They have a planters pot filled with cigarette buds outside.

>>51536289
mine is too
however my oil..

>>51536314
I’m Michael

>>51536339
you from out of state, aren't you? Went to rehab, you junkie fuck?

absolutely disgusting price action wtf bobros get it together

>Shmita ends today

Putin speech is bullish wtf

Slurped big today

>>51536359
It’s not a planter pot it’s a turtle

>Mods only deleted baggot's thread

Nuklear war with Russia getting prices out

>>51536359
I missed that because I was moving houses again.
>>51536371
Does your wife have a michael tattoo. I remember someone posting his fat wife a few weeks ago and she had that tattoo

Bro for real stop posting your IRL photos on 4chan.

>>51536371
So you are in Florida. Why you doxxing yourself again?

NEW

>>51535058
>>51535058

>>51536393
alright as a stoner myself I do have to say you are a fucking slob, sort yourself out.

>>51536393
worse pics than the gay sex spam

Alright I'm going to go post on /v/ until you chuds get it together.

>>51536398
Yess on her asscheek

>>51536353
sorry sorry, too restrictive. no need to hurry with rates and such

bakers are extra faggy today

>Be LEAF
>Finally saved up enough to move to usa and escape the hellhole that is LEAFland
>got a job offer for the visa, took anything i could get just for the card
>been ready to move
>LEAFbux just dropped even lower to 0.74 USD
do i exchange now? is there a bottom in sight or will it go back up in a few months?

>>51536304
Can't you wait 15 fucking minutes. Mumu thinks he got on the escalator but he's actually on the slaughterhouse carousel

>>51536436
imagine getting paid in leafs. haha. fuck you mapleniggers. day of the rake soon.

>>51536393
it's vile
>>51536418
So it is you, you're not the michael on the tatto btw

>>51536149

>>51536281
Good god lose some weight. Blows my mind you can tell how fat you watch nerds are just from the wrist shot

>>51536296
TOP kek

>>51536436
a bounce is coming. Sell then

>>51536393
I appreciate you keep posting your slum

>>51535467
>surely the government wont alter the deal
kek..

>>51535261
what positions?

>>51535851
History pls; I need to cooom.