/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51530154
relax, lil nigger. you only have to do this 5 days a week, 52 weeks a year, for 50 more years (less your 10 days of vacation a year which are accrued at 0.83 days per month.)

>>51530154
You fucked up saying back pain. In these situations (I take 3-4 mental days a year like this) you ALWAYS say you have "stomach issues" and allude to it being diarrhea. No one will question that because everyone has had that experience and it sucks. I'll also say stuff like "it just comes up a few times a year, doctors dont know whats wrong to be honest we've tried a lot of diet changes with no success"

>>51530170
>>51530154
and if you want real advice, get used to handling adversity. put up with this bullshit for another year and enroll in college for a useful degree so you don't have to deal with working in a warehouse or whatever it is you do for the next 50 years. working sucks but having a comfy office job is infinitely more tolerable than being a nigger slave in a warehouse making shit money.

>>51530184
I actually did have this issue and ended up taking a week off and gave them 2 doctor notes about it. Still got fired a month later lmao.

>>51530170
AAAAAAA

>>51530154
1) read the Bible, start with the Gospel or Proverbs
2) lift/swimming
3) go out, get some vitamin d
4) wage and save for the bottom (next year prob)
5) plan what you want from life, take small steps to achieve it
6) reject neetdom
7) be truthful, don’t play it up

>>51530184
I was going to say i was taking a 'mental health day" like a normie faggot but i just couldn't do it. it felt cringe. But I guess if it comes down to that and quitting, taking the day off is probably better. i only missed 1 other day cause i got a bad flu (Might have been covid) but didn't test,

>>51530170

>>51530218
Sue them for firing you because you have a medical issue. That's illegal in most places.

>>51530184
>>51530154
You're both wrong, you should have said that you have a nigger in your bushes. No sane person would expect you to come in in that situation

>>51530261
They gave me a plausible bullshit reason but I know its because I took off sick for a week.

>>51530284
They did you a favor by firing you. It was a shit company. All companies are shit but some are more shit than others.

>>51530317
It was a great team and company but the director who took the decision was shit and there was high turnover under him anyway. He's getting replaced now I think so I might go back when they inevitably beg me to return once he leaves, if they give me a big salary increase that is.

>>51530263
It just pissed on my petunias!

>>51530154
there are new ordeals to face everyday, anon. a test of character and will. the pendulum swings, you will rise out of this low state. prove to god you can conquer these ordeals.AAA

>>51530154
>called in sick to work
>secretly having a mental breakdown
I do this like once a month

>>51530456
Thank you for this. I don't want to quit anymore, sometimes i just really needto take a day to myself. i'm just scared of getting chewed out now.

OP I've got all sorts of real medical issues/herniated discs in my neck and my l5-s1 with a tumor in my spine(work doesn't know) along with a compromised immune system where my organs are constantly getting engorged which will likely lead to one of them rupturing at some point.

Point being work only knows my back and neck are fucked up and I call out at least 2-3x a week, they couldn't care less they are just happy I'm showing up when I do, as long as you aren't completely incompetent at your job they won't hold health issues real or fake against you.

>>51530681
No one is going to accept an employee that randomly doesn’t show up 40-60% of the time.

>>51530776
They do when they fear me suing them for discrimination when I told them I was disabled upon hiring and would see how much actual work I could do and they agreed.

>>51530776
Also I get more credit card sales than everyone in the store combined so they benefit from me regardless and just want to see me get healthy so they can pad their numbers, like I said if you aren't completely incompetent they will work with you.
>Also I work with a bunch of lazy niggers who show up yet do nothing and they prefer someone who calls out but works hard

>>51530681
Damn, OK Quasimodo.

Put in the bare minimum get in get out spend your time trying to find a better job

>>51530284
Don’t any of you have meaningful employment? I just took a week off with fake covid- everyone commented how nice it was to have me back- why is this so hard for you? What cash register do you work behind? And why can’t you see that this is your problem

>>51530776
i'm not missing work 40-60% of the time. i'm missing it like 2.5% of the time. Out of 40 shifts i've missed 2 so far. Problem is, my "probationary period" isn't over yet, that's why i'm a little worried.

>>51530681
I do work hard, the department has almost done a 180 since I've started. idk, it just feels like waging is sapping my creativity and freedom. Trying to fight that feeling. I just hate not being free.

>>51530154
Eat dark chocolate whenever you feel that terror creeping in. Trust me, I’ve been there before.
t. had to juggle between my day job and my final year project

>>51531021
If you're gonna call out to beat yourself up all day just go in, otherwise make the call and relax and enjoy your day.
Work will be there with or without you.

>>51530154
just neet man. you know you need it.

>>51530170
DELET

just say u sat around all day icing/heatpad and its feeling better just tight. i take a day off for back shit all the time. justmake up something abt bending over andpicking something up and tweaked it

>>51530170
just

>>51530436
Sheeeiiiiiit

>>51530154
I was in your place. You'll get through it. It's cyclical, though. See a therapist.

>>51531147
you're right desu, fuck it I'm gonna enjoy the day and pick up the pieces tomorrow. I lost the battle but not the war. wish me luck, fren.

>>51531238
gonna go this route I think. it's the best option for my situation. then just move on.

>>51531386
I will never go to a therapist or be medicated under any circumstances.

>>51531395
Therapy isn't inherently bad pills are unless you have a virus/disease that requires them.

Believe me I've been in your shoes a million times, and I've tried to get jobs to fire me over absence but unless you no call no show they very rarely do especially since COVID

I just want to have someone who love me...

>>51530154
Bro, everybody plays hooky. Just say you tweaked your back but you’re feeling a lot better, just a little sore now. Everybody will just assume it was a hangover.

>>51530184
You’re supposed to start speculating that you think it was the food at some non-white owned restaurant

I'd make sure to be a weight around any project I was ever forced to endeavour towards. I feel no shame at being completely unproductive, and yearn for my masters to break their calm and shoot me through the forehead. This would be my moment of victory.

>>51530184
I used to say this then some faggot told me the whole office will gossip about it due to something called norovirus which apparently is contagious and only fags catch

>>51530241
Kys you cuck