/biz/ - Business & Finance

Today is going to be an absolute barn burner.

>>51529515
First for Varg.

good morning to all my melanated acquaintances. It looks like we had a one hell of a smigger purge last night. I expect nothing but the highest quality posts from those of you that are left.

week prediction:
we will dump today to setup for the FOMC meltup tomorrow.
Thursday we have a green crab day only for the market to have a big selloff on Friday because no one wants to hold it over the weekend
trade accordingly

>>51529534

>>51529534
Well I hope it's one of these days for you tripfag

>>51529534
We could only be so lucky, maybe fix the economy.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHHAHA

>>51529542
what happened? Jannys go on a rampage again?

I don't trust futures
I don't trust presents
I only trust the words "You have received a dividend"

>>51529553
the legend of the baggot still exists. Here is another smig legend.
>>51529557
I woke up and half the last thread was purged. all the N / I / G / G posts. Probably 7 or 8 low quality smiggers.

>>51529553
channel that HATE into a good cause baggie

Guys I'm holding soxl, clf, and pltr calls.... how fucked and pozzed am I?

and just like that the market is permanently destroyed and i own nothing

>>51529559
"due economic pressure we will cut the dividend yield for the foreseeable future"

>>51529553
I never wrote that. That was a forgery written by some cyber bully. The fact that you believe it to be true just shows how fucking stupid you are, and basically you're probably living a rough life with your learning disabilities. I feel sorry for you bro.

Why the fuck would ANYONE day trade on thinkorswim when the Stock market data is delayed by 20 minutes? Fucking hell this is annoying

>>51529584
you wrote that. I just bolded the tripcode when I took the screenshot. Lying jew rat!!!!

>>51529559
>You have recieved a dividend of $0.55
>principal is down $200
Thanks I guess

>>51529553
That’s an imposter, you can tell because it’s not a real tripcode.

>>51529588
can you buy the data? a lot of jewish if not all brokers do that.

>>51529593
I was writing the word fuck or a derivative of it 3 times in every single one of my posts that day. I don't see the f-word in that post even once. It's an obvious forgery.

>>51529588
>he's too poor to pay for market data

>>51529593
I also don't see the term ((they)), or any ranting about jews or niggers. It clearly wasn't written by me. I couldn't have wrote that if I tried.

>>51529534
Today is going to be flat as everyonr waits for tomorrow.

>>51529611
>>51529641
are you trying to convince me or you mr schizo

I won't be fooled. I know this market is going to crab up or pump today before the fed meeting. it has every time for several months in a row now.

Another ass cancer market day on deck

>>51528694
>>51528694
>Can somebody explain to me how the (((CME))) managed to slide binary options through US regulatory channels? I thought these things were frowned upon as just literal gambling. They just started offering these thing recently, doesn't seem like a good time to invite scrutiny on something like this. How did this happen?

holy shit lol its like 0dte options simplified for retards but without the delivery ramifications

How many of you guys actually day trade with low to mid marketcap stocks?

look at the 10 year yield
look at the 2 year
look at DXY

>inverse etfs are too close to 1 year highs
>I know things aren't going to get better, but I'm stuck trading on margin so I don't want to get fucked if retards decide to rally.

Fuck man how do you make money in this market!

>>51529584
still funny though

>>51529534
Down at open, slow crawl upwards to close - crab day overall

>futes

Does this mean they are only laying off white people?

>>51529749
Pretty much

Where is the catch with intel my bastards?
Did they fuck up really that bad in the last years?
Im so tempted to slurp this dipperino

>>51529690
Buddy, buddy
>pull it

>>51529749
>get virtue points
>Hide bad operations numbers

Fuck, I aint even mad. I hope they go under though.

>>51529749
What the fuck does Twilio even do? I know they're one of those millennial "tech" companies that came out and went public last decade but I have no fucking clue as to what they do.

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>>51529749
Yes, and without white people who actually produce value, they will fail. Give it 3 years.

>>51529774
they are source for a lot of 2fa text/call authentication systems.

ya know if we dump today then we're primed for VIX to crack 30 tomorrow

>>51529588
Isn’t that a setting?

>anti-racist layoffs
but the CEO made this statement
>“I am deeply sorry to see you all leave Twilio. You have all been part of building our company. You’ve been our teammates, partners, and friends. I’m grateful for your contributions to our customers and our business. And we owe it to you to help as much as we can,” Lawson wrote in the message.
What gives?

>>51529785
I actually went and looked it up immediately after posting that and yeah it does sound fucking cool. What a stupid name though. It sounds like one of those s-o-y companies that have no business being public let alone at the market caps they were at 9 months ago.

https://www.twilio.com/blog/what-does-twilio-do

>>51529749
The managers are a protected class though

>>51529802
>What gives?
BS corpo speak. Who cares.

>>51529611
>>51529641
I was here the day you posted it. Of course it's you. Just like a fucking yid to blame their mistakes and failures on the stupid goy.

I’ve put all my money into cash for almost a full year now. This is the slowest collapse ever, we’re 8+ months into a decline and still nowhere close to the bottom…

>>51529749
It means those employees maintained a vocabulary containing the n word and called upon it frequently in memos

>>51529588
>Why the fuck would ANYONE day trade on thinkorswim when the Stock market data is delayed by 20 minutes? Fucking hell this is annoying
can't you use tradingview for live equity prices?

>>51529788
Vix has been manipulated since June. Soft landings only. Even when we had the -4% day last week vix barely wanted to pump and we just crabbing it all back

>>51529584
filename

>>51529831
So you can use it for real time data, just have to tell TD you arent an insider trader

>>51529809
Just another way for them to spy on you and know your location.

>I want to use this program
>oy vey you might be an antisemite. Where are you and what’s your phone number?
>good goy, you may now access your money.

So the FOMC is tomorrow?

watching a tarot card reading for this week and the woman says we are going to have a lot of fast energy moving this week and we should leave it in Gods hands and that the king of earth card she drew indicates that economic issues will be made right again

>>51529826
Agreed. The market seems to find anything to rally on, even no news. I’ve changed my horizon to 2024 before we are through this.

>>51529857
and that we will have a positive outcome but we may not necessarily see the outcome

>>51529869
>>51529857
Literally astrology for men

>>51529845

>>51529869
Remember what God enjoys most.

So, if the FED DOES raise 1 point tomorrow, DXY explodes crushing everything else? Seems unlikely from J Pow

>>51529515
We're going green on open today. Big pump to set up for the Papa Powell dump tomorrow.

>>51529879
>for men
anon...

>>51529863
If there weren’t sky high inflation I wouldn’t feel so anxious but I’m losing almost a 10th of my worth every year due to inflation.
Should I put some money in bonds or nah? I already put the 10K max in I-bonds

>>51529891
Classic JPOW goes 75bps and is hawkish
>based JPOW is mad af and wants to show ev1 he ain’t no bitch. Comes in hot with 100bps+ and talks a lotttt of hawkish shit.

So how green will we be after .75 tomorrow? And what time exactly is the number released? 2?

>>51529857
>>51529869
>pick random cards
>make up some bullshit
>we will have a positive outcome
>BUT hurr durr we may not necessarily see the outcome so fuck off if nothing happens
can't make this shit up

can we get some procedurally generated BUNGHOLES??

I just woke up what the fuck happened overnight jesus christ

>>51529857
this is a men's only thread

ITS OVER

>>51529687
I do sometimes.

>>51529963
Europe is soon kill

>>51529894
this is retarded and basically untradeable

Dude what a fucking joke that the market is still so jumpy after literally a year of bullshit. Big Money is either dumb as fuck or theyre playing everyone before a ridiculous pump

todays random card...hmm maybe i dont need to write much up with this one

>>51530035
show us your tits

Here we go bay

>>51529683
This is going to put so many retards in the poor house

I am ready for the bear market........ waaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh heheha

>>51530035
Are you a witch witch or just one of those TikTok larpers who wears a dog collar and dresses in black fish net stockings? I am into the occult, metaphysics and by proxy magick. What else does your intuition tell you?

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>51530090
off by 1, something wrong?

In case you missed it in premarket thread
>pic related
>we expect producers inflation (which is forward looking / predicts the future path of inflation) to be +1.6% month over month
>+7.9%
>highest PPI on record
annualized = (1 + (0.079 / 12) ^ 0.079 x 12 =
>81.9% inflation (PPI)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51530106
Holy fucking shit what the hell

>>51530104
fucking chink servers

>yesterday's "power hour" viciously and immediately wiped out
>tnx
>dxy

The 10 YEAR YIELD OMFG. USD COLLAPSE IMMINENT!!!!!

>>51529891
If it pumps I am unironically shorting with leverage. DXY squeeze these last few months is just fucking stupid and another example of clown world. But we know how it all ends. Everything else is already tanking except the dollar. Even real estate has started to shit the bed. Worst summer for home sales in the last decade, price cuts are already in effect and buyers are getting their demands met. Should be interesting. I'll be here shitposting with you tards like always.

stop please bobo i dont want to get kicked in the balls anymore

>>51530106
I get my news from there too

>>51530149
Glad i changed sides around 3 months ago. Made all mx lost money back and a bit more. Feels good to be a bobo.

holy shit look at how slow this thread is compared to normal

everyone heemed themselves and left lmao

I don't wanna dance with Bobo
'Cause the moment we touch, it's a market crash
You know I love you, honey Bobo, but you got the markets running
I could give a damn, you're a maniac
And you're talkin' like a killer, got my stocks falling
You know I love you, honey Bobo, but you got reds running
I fell in love with the easy gains
Dancin' in the kitchen in with his underwater stocks
I shoulda saw the signs, but refused to sell
How am I supposed to make it?
Why is this so complicated? You said that you loved me?
When I say goodnight, it's game over
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You get on my nerves, I'm a foo-ooh-ooh-ooh
You better reimburse all the gains you do-ooh-ooh
Put me in a hearse, we both boo-boo, boo-boo
bobo bobo bobo bobo bobo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkrKSgwtVk0

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b90kCom-yI

>>51530133
Not the heckin yields!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>futures down 700,000%
>entire market consensus is that the united states does not exist anymore
>market opens
>instantly +900%

Guess whose black, black again.

when do I buy back SIGA

i wanna know why the fuck Texas Roadhouse is such a strong stock even on big down days

i bought more spxs yesterday at the top :3 *rubs on your pants*

>>51530210
Texas Roadhouse is based that's why

>>51529717
GAY AND WRONG

>>51530208
NOW!

>>51530198
>US doesn't exist anymore
>OOOOOOOOOOOOO BUY BUY BUY BUY IT CAN ONLY GO UP FROM HERE!11!!!1!

>>51530208
their trials for FDA approval should be coming to an end soon so wouldn't be a bad time to jump in

I want to learn shorting like a real bobo. Where would I practice best, forex or stocks?

>>51530210
Yankees craving for Texas sized garlic toast cannot be contained. We should have harnessed this weakness during the war of northern oppression somehow.
>t. Texan that eats at actual steakhouses.

>>51530208
Anytime you feel like losing money

>>51530273
Forex if you want to rope, stocks if you want to rope later.

>>51530198
Fedex killing the market after hours was just a few days ago

Are you guys ready for the War Economy? Invest in DFEN.

>>51530208
Cases continuing down. Getting back into SIGA is just a lottery ticket until we start seeing cases again.

College financial aid came in, got 2500 in taxpayer dollarinos (thank you guys for the donations) what do I put it in? Im thinking spy puts/bear etf

>>51530299
Who is retarded enough to start a war before winter, really

I only read posts with pictures

I shorted for the first time ever yesterday, I think I might actually make my first profitable trade today
Optimism is sky high right now (as well as my autism)

HEY GUYS IS IT SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN LIKE THAT

>>51530299

>>51530305
definitely options to maximize the gains

One +0.5% day into a bear market is all I need to become bullish and go 3x long - t. bulltards

>>51530330
Bro Russkies are snow goblins. I doubt they are concerned about the winter.

>>51530285
Any particular reason?

is it so much to ask for a 2 year bull run starting from today?

>>51530305
puts if you can
otherwise, withdraw it in cash, put it in a wool sock, and be prepared to defend that sock with your life

>>51530355
Losing on stocks fucks you, losing on forex fucks you into multiples of what you put in into debt.

>>51530305
>2500 in taxpayer dollarinos (thank you guys for the donations)
based

>>51530330
can't china only invade taiwan in october?

EURL bros not like this

>>51530390
Yeah something like that about the weather and shit.

I am not okay

>>51530305
>>51530384

>mfw I have 15k student debt and the Taxpayers/Biden will forgive me and I still have 10k of it

I've lost everything

I got 5 grand of lucky money sitting in cash, do any of you know what I can buy to turn it into 5k smart money and 45k lucky money by Friday?

>>51530432
Man wtf did you do

>>51530433
flip some keys nigga because everything else is crashing into the fucking ground

My XRAY puts just closed for 100% gains. Feeling awesome.

>>51530433
Soxl shares and pltr calls

>>51529894
Welp, looks like the shitgrid was wrong today. Bummer. I was hoping to add more sqqq. Perhaps later.

>>51530359
You’ve had a bull run since 1987 faggot time for depression 2.0
>>51530364
I’m not great with options I’m typically more traditional (just buy and hold shit for years.) I’m thinking 365 would be a good strike, Jan 2023

>>51530431
>We know you fucked up taking out that student loan to pursue a career in gender and racial equity. We forgive you.

>>51530433
drugs

Not cool....

DXY^

/CL

US10Y

XLE

>>51530474
Computer Information Systems with a concentration in Machine Learning

>>51530106
how much worse is this going to be when their nat gas prices skyrocket

>>51530373
Ah thanks for the heads up

>>51530462
My favorite smell in the world is the smell of my key.

jfc this market is DONE

>>51530466
Checked and nice

>>51530171
Literally nobody is here. What's going on?

>>51530484
yes you fucked up

t. master of science: AI

BUDDY LOOK AT SPY COMPUTER

>>51530507
Sign of capitulation. They bought $ROPE

Lol just kidding we're going down waaaay more.

>>51530508
>master

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MASTERS DEGREE FOR INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you got scammed hard of your time and graduate money. obviously lying.

>>51530493
My favourite smell is my gfs asscrack 12h after showering

I have positioned myself short.

>>51530106
I think this ends the discussion between 75 or 100 bps rate hike. The US cannot increase rates any further at the risk of collapsing the entire Euro zone. ECB cannot keep up the pace with the FED so either Germany (and rest of Europe) implode and Ukraine is on its own to fend against Russians or the US calms its tits and eats through inflation preventing the Euro from turning to shit (and agravating even more energy importions to Europe). I don't think the pivot is coming yet but the FED will need to go slower if the US doesn't want to be isolated in the Ukraine war.

so i sold too soon. still im glad im out of the uncertainty.

>>51530525
>you got scammed hard of your time and graduate money
time is negligible, most big companies dont accept a resume without a master degree in my cunt. Of the two years 1 year is basically just getting around at companies instead of school. My cunt has extremely affordable college fees

not taking a master here is like giving yourself a future reason to rope, but what master you do is important

Welcome to the great reversal
Happens every 10 am et before fomc
You niggers truly lack autism, lmfao

I hate crabs so much man wtf man this shit is pissing me off

>>51530545
You forgot how much (((they))) hate white people though

>>51530539
Short of what?

>>51530539
Lmao manlet

so I guess we're going to retest the lows then huh?

>>51530532
What are you a fucking dog?

>>51530545
who gives a shit what some other country across the ocean does? why must we live in a world where one countries economic situation has to effect someone else's. just decouple from central banks and create your own economy

I sold way to early and missed a bunch of gains cuz I told myself to stick with my goals. make me feel better smg :(

>>51530556
So your masters is essentially your countries high school diploma? That's actually rough

All I know is that work experience, projects, and certifications matter infinitely more than a degree. A degree is a path to get you there

>>51530579
/smg/ everyone!

>>51529769
>THE VECK-SEEN
>THE VECK-SEEN!!!

>>51530576
No im simply heterosexual

>>51530590
/smg/ everyone!

>>51530589
I dont know how degrees in your country work, but everything that is important is done in a degree. Considering my country has many world leading tech companies I think your country just dropped the ball on creating a well rounded curriculum

project are a fucking meme btw

>>51530590
good morning sirs

>>51530588
following your plan is good. no one can time the tops or bottoms and its way riskier to do so.

fuck this place is dead. show yourselves you fake weak ass bulls. WHERE YOU AT MUMU! WHERE YOU AT MOTHERFUCKA!!!!

>>51530609
>>51530590
>>51530579

this is the worst market of my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pql0__Ii67A

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51530623
>Considering my country has many world leading tech companies

If you aren't an American Onions dev in California, this is false. Many of the leading tech companies are actually getting rid of their degree requirements. Contradictory.

test

>Germany PPI up nearly 50 fucking % YoY
When will you smggers learn.... It’s over!
t.BOBOGANG

KEKE GOLD BAGGIES

>>51530579
Nigger, the reason why Europe stands with Ukraine is because of the US. We are fucking ourselves over your interests. While I agree with how you think what do you think happens when your strongest economic allies at East go bankrupt?

you guys are acting like we are down another 5% at open

>>51530596
I mean my dog spends all day smelling bitch ass, you're probably part dog.

Are we witnessing the death of a true globalism based economy?

I bought 600 shares of TELL. Best entry in a very long time. Might buy more

>nasdaq outperforming S&P 500 by a factor of 2
>the day before a rate hike

*pees pants* yeah i'm thinking we're back

/smg/ has never seen a real circuit breaker and it shows. bunch of faggots crying over -1% spy.

However dem yields are sexy for bobo

oh noooo rape hikes are being priced in again for the 1000th time

this is definitely legitimate market action and not fake and gay at all

>>51530666
>Many of the leading tech companies
ahahahah when was the last time you went around on the careers page or linkedin. You are a real goof

It wasn't supposed to end this way. I did everything that I was supposed to, and it's all falling apart.

>>51530684
Probably.

>>51530644
Fucking checked and kekd m8

Oil is going to hit a new low this week at this rate

So when is the RIG bottom?

da ba dee da ba di and da ba dee da ba die and daba dee da ba dieeeee

apple is still green for the day, why is bobo cheering?

>>51530699
Quit posting that quintessentially British faggot poster boy for the NWO. Dude was literally smiling and joking when he was leaving the funeral. Prepare your anus prison island

DRN bros not like this

>>51530744
but he looks so happy

it must feel good to be king

>>51530726
yes, we are heading into a depression oil will not be needed

>>51530702
I put up a glory to Ukraine sign in my front yard... how could this be happening to me

>>51530777

>>51530777

>>51530769
in front or behind the BLM sign and the rainbow color soi sayings sign?

guys.............

google.... knows.....

>>51530789
>>51530795
pay attention to the digits anons
>>51530733
>>51530777

>>51530777
powerful

>>51530769
I put one of those white, yellow, and black russian empire flags up on my flag poll. fuck the hohols. fucking nazis.

>the algos continue to prioritize assfucking retail over all else
>"make sure none of the traditional signals work."

>>51530802
god i wish that right pic was happening world wide irl

buddy check oil

>>51530807
wasted trips

>>51530642
we shook out a lot of the fake bobos yesterday. only the true and honest bobos remain. today is purge day.

>>51530832
only if you're a fucking retard

oil going down is a good thing which means we are coming out of the worst of it! oil mooning was an indicator in 2008 right before the crash happened!

>>51530802
based Jewgle growing some morals and redpilling normies

>>51530846
lol you are reading it tooo early anon

>>51530818
>Oil
It will recover. Yesterday it was down sharply then recovered into positive finish

>>51530846
>oil mooning was an indicator in 2008 right before the crash happened!

oh we know

JOE IF YOU WANT UPWARD MOBILITY THEN YOU WANT A SECURITY CLEARANCE BIDEN

>>51530812
based

>>51530777
>U FINNA B A REAL NIGGA

>>51530818
can't say i'm enjoying what I see
I hoped Biden wouldn't get the $80 floor he was seeking

>>51530838

HERE WE GO!

>>51530874
its fine, you arent smart enough to make it anon.
>>51530870
alright you got me, I kekked.

>>51530818
Holy Christ thank god I sold my GUSH at $171. I would have been eternally bagholding at this point.

>mostly Nasdaq-100
>some S&P 500
>some Bitcoin

gonna buy only S&P 500 from now on
is this ok for long term gains? I only buy and hold

>2 year t bond kissed 4.001% and there was a ton of buying.
It’s over for equities going into a recession

Did anyone buy Rumble? Might get it after tomorrow's inevitable crash

They need it to pump today so that the rate hike will "crash" the market back to one point above all the shorts we took yesterday.

>>51530846
He thinks there won't be an oil market shock after the US election when the SPR release ends

>>51530796
next to the hate is not accepted here and everyone is welcome sign. the gay and trans and blm flags are hoisted on my porch of course.

>>51530922
Russia oil sanctions go into effect in December too.

>TAMPA, FL / ACCESSWIRE / September 20, 2022 / TRxADE HEALTH, INC. (NASDAQ:MEDS)("TRxADE" or the "Company") an integrated drug procurement, delivery, and healthcare platform, today announced that Bonum Health , a Digital Healthcare business subsidiary, has signed a Telemedicine Services Distribution Deal with Wakefern Food Corp. , to deploy telemedicine services throughout ShopRite pharmacy-led locations in New Jersey , New York , Pennsylvania , Connecticut , and Maryland .
>Bonum Health will provide affordable telemedicine services and prescription discount savings to ShopRite customers by offering Bonum Health's signature Mobile Health Services application and prescriber program, staffed by over 650+ Board-Certified Medical Providers. The service, which allows customers to connect virtually with doctors and healthcare providers, to get the care they need, also provides access to prescription discount savings through the innovative Bonum Health telemedicine application, which can be downloaded from both Google Play and Apple App stores.
>Dr. Shafaat Pirani , PharmD, BCGP, Chief Clinical and Compliance Officer for TRxADE states, "We are ecstatic about working strategically with Wakefern Food Corp. , the retailer-owned supermarket cooperative, to offer deep discounts for telemedicine services in the tristate area and neighboring states. The relationship speaks to the ethos of what Bonum Health is all about - improving access to healthcare services for the growing uninsured and under-insured population. Today, it is more important than ever to make sure people have affordable and accessible healthcare."

>Traded it's whole float (low float, 3.3M) on daily volume

We ready to short squeeze, lads. Take your MEDS

>>51530922
For sure. After midterms we see $120 oil again.

When do I buy norwegian braps?
What about australian glowy rocks?

>>51530922
>he thinks a republican president can’t negotiate busn deals to increase efficiency

we're going to be around these levels for 2 years

fucking crab day, again.

this is like total off day bros. everything is just waiting for daddy powell.

only intrigue i have for today is if we pump at close

i am not buying anything today, i was going to short but i rather not.
clown powell can say just about anything tomorrow and make the market boom again.

>>51529515
is this that batman pattern?

>>51530933
ah, you went with the standard virtue signaling build I see

>>51530832

My calls from Friday are still green. This dump is both fake and gay and I slurped a shitton.

>>51530960
just look to the nikkei, thats what we get to look forward to for the next 30 years

>>51530902
Have you looked into investing in the Indian market? They're playing both sides, buying gas from Russia while at least pretending to be a western aligned democracy. Seems to be working for their markets which are still pretty close to all time high even now. I'm planning on going in deep on the next good pullback

place your bets

>>51530974
wise anon
75 bps tomorrow, bull rally confirmed

>>51530986
My parents out out a Ukraine sign in the yard. I didn't bother saying anything. I'm past the point of trying to redpill normalfags even if it's my own family.

>What's that Alfred? The 10yr is almost at 3.6... so you're saying it's heading to 4% by the EOW?

>>51530991
>burping in my wife

>>51530974
Nah he knows how bad he fucked up 2 of the last 3 press conferences and there was a wsj article yesterday about he scrapped the entire Jackson Hole speech at the last and wrote it again himself and didn’t take questions.

>>51530208
$7

>>51530960
get leveraged
>>51530975
bart
>>51530995
it's not easy staying green

>>51530962
>crab day
>spy down 1.3%
????

Why is the market dropping before fed day? You'd think today would be flat.....I expect a mild rally tomorrow assuming 75bp

>>51530974
I'm holding my SPY puts until at least tomorrow before Powell's speech. I was underwater on them 50% before today and now I'm only down 9%. Need these bitches to be profitable. That fake and gay pump yesterday hurt.

>>51531008
i feel your pain bro

possible to create fake identities for government grants then cash them out and pass the buck to yourself??

>>51531033
but who took photo?

>>51531045
the tigers. they are hidden. can't you see them? they are ready. ready to pounce. when they're on you. it is too late. they are hungry. hungry for cock. you will regret. not listening. you were warned. you. will. learn.

>>51531045
>I expect a mild rally tomorrow assuming 75bp
precisely because of that, dump the market, buy cheapies and wait for the green rally tomorrow

>>51531053
Possible? Sure... When you go to club fed for fraud is where you’ll pay it back in the ass

>>51531045
>mild rally
we had 21% yesterday before the pump on close.
imagine 18% getting priced out at once it's a face ripping meltup unironically

>>51531044
yeah i was planing to short yesterday too then i saw green across the board and i was like what the fuck?
i searched for the stock with the most volume yesterday and made and easy in and out hundred.
not touching this shit, it looks sus

>>51531064
trust ze plan

how do you invest in a water crisis?

>>51531045
unironical bear trap. We're rallying until the Nadsaq hits 12.5k starting tomorrow

Lmao, my WISH calls are fucking flying! I should have put my 5k of lucky money in WISH calls and cashed out the 45K of lucky money and put the 5k smart money into more SPY puts.

>>51531074
half of california probably doesnt even exist bro

>>51531083
is that fathands or the brap anon?

>>51531096
Long nestle

>>51531096
Buy dehumidifiers and solar panel with battery.

>>51531037
It was down like this yesterday morning too. Market is just pricing in Jpows thicc rate hike then it will pump back up to around break even some time this afternoon.

>>51531107
Cockler doesn't have the intellect to figure out how to get paid for burping

>>51530956
>Republican President
So you're trading on predictions for 2024?

>>51531101
Me too baggot. I bought 8 calls just because that one anon said to last week. Guess it worked out.

Anyone else concerned with how much more down SPY is than QQQ- kinda spooking me. IDK about this green pump tomorrow...

>>51531064
HOLY FUCK IT'S LE HECKIN HIDDEN TIGER YEAR IT'S LIKE 2010 LEDDIT SELL SELL SELL

we will bounce off the previous lows

>>51531098
How exactly do you think the 20% of companies that couldn't even pay the interest on their debt before the pandemic are going to handle rate hikes bull anon? Do you know what interest is? Or are you a bitcoin refugee?

>>51531064
If they Tigers are hidden how the fuck am I supposed to see them dipshit?

>Beyond Meat COO Doug Ramsey charged with battery after allegedly biting man's nose

>>51531195
I agree with the bear thesis in the longer term, I'm just saying everything's set up for a rally until the 28th. Just trying to save you some ammo Bobo anon

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new

>>51531232
welcome to yesterdays news

>>51531216
the tigers. they are revealed. they eye of glass. i showed the way. you did not learn. you will be pounced. i warned you. about the hidden tigers.

>>51531232
>Doug Ramsey

>>51530684
Yes, and that's a good thing.

>>51531232
sometimes reality is better than fiction

>>51531195
The big fish probably already know. Even if they can't pay their debts, it won't matter. Lets take Ford for example, if Ford can't pay its debts Uncle Biden will step in with a bailout.

>>51531232
>eat the onions
>imma eat the meat

Lmao