/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51523159
Do crypto companies pay well, or is working there a gamble on the company going public?

where is that faggot who kept posting that chart about red days + red futures = red days
cost me a pretty penny listening to you idiot

>>51523159

>>51523182
kek gotta love seeing retards lose money

>>51523182
He posted a picture. You gambled money following the picture. Who’s the idiot?

Jesus Saves and God loves you. Pray to them.

>>51523159
What tickers are you waiting to slurp /biz/? For me its BILI

BLUE formed a nice pair of testicles as part of a standard cock n' balls formation. I expect the shaft continuation into tomorrow.

>>51523235
picrel

Is Biden ordering a nuclear first strike on Russia bullish or bearish?

>>51523226
I felt retarded not buying puts on kweb or other chink stocks when the banking sector started showing liquidity cracks and the yuan responding by dumping. Could have probably went 3x by now on puts with a low level of risk.

>>51523226
>BILI
HAHAH more like YANG YOU BITCH ASS MAO!

Student loan forgiveness gives Powell the excuse he needs to go full roc on Wednesday.

>>51523182
maybe this was just the 3% :^)

>>51523308
thats very improbable anon, but I suppose it could be so

>>51523290
>Student loan forgiveness
totally not Ukraine, the Infistructure bill, and the "beating inflation" bill though

take me back...

>>51523182
>he only just found out that SMG really stands for Significant Money Gone
jej

>>51523267
VERY bullsih (if you're an american)

>>51523273
I like Koran anon- he makes me laugh. SQQQ gunna make us rich Korean anon

>Market is crashing but that's okay since the entire world is crashing even harder.

>>51523159
Women owe me sexual intercourse

>>51523343
>SQQQ gunna make us rich

>>51523352
define a woman

>>51523393
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>51523159
I sold SQQQ earlier today so if we dump tmrw you know why

>>51523378
why can't I view this picture?

Im a 26 year old man currently chatting up an 18 year old girl on hinge. Its pretty obvious we’re not going to date. How do i fuck her?

>>51523349
> want to leave America because its culture/lifestyle/work culture is shit
> the money is too good to leave
> even western Europe would mean over a 50% paycut (work in tech)
First world problems.

When do I sell my SOXL stack? My average is $18.

>>51523415
I bought tqqq so crab it is

>>51523432
use your penis and/or fingers

>>51523432
Get her address and start signing her up for political ads and surveys

Oh shit, US is running out carbon dioxide to use for making beer and other carbonated drinks like coca cola.

I'm shorting a bunch of stocks related to drinks right now.

>futures

S&P more like poop and pee.

>>51523497
>carbon dioxide
>fat people breathe it out en masse, every day
>america is the fattest country to ever, and will ever exist
LONG FATTIES BREATHING INTO TUBES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is Powell gonna hit us with the 100bps?

>>51523497
>Only drink gatorade and water
Not my problem

>>51523497
I'm literally making carbon dioxide right now. Wait, isn't that the same gas the greenfags are complaining about we have too much of?

>>51523497
Why don't we suck out some of it from the air there's so much being released by cow farts right? Global warming solved

HOGS shorts you beclown yourselves

I am the dumbest person on /smg/ and I offer financial opinions.

I'm here to answer any financial questions you may have. Thanks.

>>51523596
I hope so, the crash will be biblical

>>51523393
Adult human female that was born with a vagina

>>51523631
>Why don't we suck out some of it from the air
THE PLANTS KEEP STEALING IT ALL, we burn trillions of tons of it and the plants just come right up and FUCKING SHALLOW IT.

The plant epidemic has become a serious crisis, with plant biomass doubling in the last century. People are afraid to mention it because they're obsessed with being green but it's the truth.

yo listen up. here is a story. About a little guy that lives in a blue world. And all day and all night, and everything he sees is just blue. Like him inside and outside. Blue his house. With a blue little window. and a blue corvette! And everything is blue for him, And himself and everybody around, cause he ain't got nobody to listen to.

>>51523662
That's anti semetic

>>51523343

I think I will be shorting Hollywood stocks too. Tv and movie makers are cutting a bunch of corners KEK

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1571972460689649666

wtf

i thought i was watching a wageslave documentary, well she is a wagie but if ur earning 2300 USD a month in china thats prob the equivalent of 5000 USD in america in terms of buying power, if not more

>>51523343
Kek cope nigger

>>51523707
>Twice as more expenses in beauty and entertainment than in daily necessities
Dorothy deserves all her suffering

>>51523697
Good. New movies and tv are trash.

>>51523679

>>51523334
for real

>>51523697
bollywood also getting heem'd
literally only thing selling movies right now is boredom + advertisements

>>51523697
But what's replacing TV and movies? All other entertainment is getting shittier and shittier. Are we past bread and circuses entirely where we're supposed to be bored and undistracted?

Victory steak and some Monday night goyball after a successful day swing trading the 12 DTE quarterly expiration spy puts. Will be approaching tomorrow and Wednesday with extreme caution...

>>51523697
>>51523758
god whatever will we do without the magnificent S tier productions that have come out recently, such as, my personal favorite, the lawd of them rangs, the rangs of intersectionality.

>>51523813
>Lawd oh lawd dem mufuggin rangz
>We wuz elves n shieeet

>>51523806
cast iron was too hot/didn't score the steak to relax the fat so the little tip standing up on end

>>51523806
Are you rooting for the Buffalo Jiggaboos or the Tennessee cotton pickers?
>>51523836
I swear they are going to reveal that the first elves were black

>>51523707
>rental $330
Where? Not even slums are that cheap.

>>51523850
I think its china but priced in USD to compare.

>>51523850
im gonna go out on a limb and say 'China'.

can i buy INTC
PARA
C
T
BTI
VZ
JEPI yet?
also i might put 80% down on my next house and just finance a little bit over the next 30 years and have 500 dollar mortgage payments, is this a smart idea?

>>51523859
>>51523856
Oh ok. Dorothy is actually Xi'chian then.

i only come to biz for smg and pmg. the rest is utter 1 post by this id trash

>>51523872
Real estate is for retards. Intc is a good play.

>>51523886
>1pbtid

>>51523891
eat shit nerd

>>51523895
>2 pbtid

>>51523890

>Owning land is for stupid people
>I'm going to rent a Google outhouse to live in and save money

Man you are not very smart lol

>>51523662
define vagina

>>51523890
but i need a place to live

is filian mormon?
m-maybe could have her and another vtuber wife

>>51523886
>He doesn't drop shitpost pepe threads
You've forgotten the old ways.

>>51523839
>cast iron was too hot
Check
>didn't score the steak
Also Check, will try this on the next one. Was a $6 end cut strip steak from the local grocery store.
>>51523848
I'm rooting for the jiggaboos. But now I watch these football games like an underlying stock chart moving up and down with the options chain prices constantly moving. Long calls on young Josh allen

>futures

>>51523886
>pmg
cringe

>>51523906
>>51523909
only people who cant afford real estate say this. Owning your own home is a blessing.
>>51523919
those Jiggaboos look pretty legit. Unfortunately they are no match for the Denver Buckbreakers.

>>51523806
Why do you have poop on the dinner table kekekekek

>>51523906
Of course I own a house, leveraging yourself and buying more for tenants to potentially ruin is not worth. I would rather make ~2% less yearly on stocks (on the most conservative of long term plans) doing no work than managing a property. Plus housing is potentially bubble tier in many places at the moment. Zoning laws can change and there is growing political will to make it happen
>>51523909
Yeah I should clarified. Ownership is good, leveraging to rent is risky.

gme calls at open. opex covering has upside.

>>51523886
>i only come to biz for smg and pmg.
Literally me too. I came here from /fit/ when I got a lump payment of $.
It's been years of just these two threads, and I fuckin love it.

I'm thinking about buying TBT calls at 38 strike. they cost like a dollar and expire in april 2023...

and if one thing is certain rates are going up until them.

talk me out of it

>>51523941
nigger go back to your containment thread.

>>51523850
she has roommates and it's 2019 Shanghai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV0WxeJOy3U

so really it's a $1000 apartment

>>51523336

>>51523929
The front 4 on Defense for the jiggaboos will be tough to buckbreak. They have a nice rotation of mean big bubbas

>>51523908
Natural hole for sexy time that wasn't made via surgery and that is self lubricating and can be impregnated

>>51523959
imagine how much cotton they could gather. Shame.

>>51523972
how about 'not a wound'

>>51523990
considering it routinely bleeds I am not sure that is accurate

There really is no end to the cryptoniggardry is there? Every little shitfuck is going to make their coin and retards will get rugged repeatedly until the end of time. What the fuck is this timeline.
>>51523997
touche

>>51523393
two X chomosomes

i wish the market was as easy as my fantasy league

>>51523979
I loled when this homosexual white male tried teaching finance concepts like compounding interest to his teammates. Ngmi

The Monday night games are dogshit.

>>51524031
how about all of them are dogshit since now you can't actually hit anybody and you have to hug them on their way down. back in my day you could literally murder a qb on field, funeral and all.

>>51523804
videogames? But I guess not much better since GTA6 is pozzed to shit too.

>>51523813
I actually saw that crap at coworker's pizza party.

Its not the worst show ever but boy does it blow major ass compared to LotR movies.

>>51523986
>Id: joeUrWkl
It's joever

>>51524037
A guy got a neck fracture tonight; so that was cool. Anyway
>Futures

>>51524031
>>51524037
There is a market maker that moves to inflict max pain to the leverage traders I mean sports betters

random advice, if you ever have any weird persistent taste in your mouth from a really fatty food (in my case ate a whole large thin crust pizza) swishing a bit of vodka around in your mouth will immediately kill that persistent taste. Something about the fat coating the mouth and vodka getting rid of it. Vodka also works really well for spicy food for same reason.
>>51523919
when you score the steak don't cut to deep. just a light press of the knife will do. If you see any super fatty sections in the cut slice those a little more so the fats good and loose and doesn't tighten up from the heat making meat curl and cook-uneven.

>>51523393
What I personally feel is a women, feeling are valid after all. So sorry if I do not feel you are a women then you are not.

>>51524075
Josh Allen will clearly be the MVP this year. I'm a lions fan but damn that guy is good. Put money on the bills to win the whole damn thing.

When I try to tell normies that dark pools exist and that the majority of all trades occur off of exchanges they look at me like I'm crazy

I have told this to literal stock brokers and was told I was a conspiracy theorist

>>51524070
its really like subtle things that they managed to fuck up that really just make it shit. Like Galadriel flawless victory the ice troll after killing a whole regimen of (male) elves. Or every WHITE male character being portrayed as either incompetent or evil and of course the colored elf is the only one with redeemable qualities. All so tiresome.
>>51524103
yeah the only reason he isnt dead already is because the NFL became a powderpuff league.

>>51524106
lmao

>>51523932
That's a semi frozen weed brownie turd in plastic wrap top kek

>>51523932
>>51524135
fuckin pigposter

>>51524106
dark pools don't matter. for every seller there is a buyer.

>>51524142

this economy is a meme holy shit look at this

if consecutive numbers, Jerome "Big Dick" Powell hikes *over* 100 bps on Wednesday

>>51524162
to be fair bottled shit at a fast food place has always been a scam. Is that Taco Smell?

>>51523707
Not a true comparison because shit isn't as expensive in China barring housing (atleast historically LOL)

>>51524162
Don't forget the 15% tip that every fast food "restaraunt" has added. :^)

>>51524173
qdoba, I rarely eat out these days except chipolte thats right by my gym, but I've been curious to try qdoba since I hadn't been there in a while. I don't even drink soda but I saw that and holy shit. also the burrito prices are up like nearly 40% for what I used to get just over a years time

>>51524190
thats why I love texas. I just find some random street mexican shop and get a 6$ super burrito.

>>51524203
Enjoy your worms.

>>51523951
no

>>51524162
>paying someone to roll a burrito for you

>>51524203
And a side of stomach parasites.

>>51524213
You can get them from any fast food spot .The only difference is that you'll have Jewish worms if you eat at the fast food spot

>>51524213
>>51524224
>nooo you have to pay 25$ for a burrito otherwise it has parasites in it!!!!!

So why did we pump?

>>51524246
The script leaked.

>>51524222
yeah its beneath me

>>51524246
what pumped?

>>51524244
It's less about the cost, more about the random side street Mexican pop up shop

>>51524259
>noo you have to go to BIG_MEGA_CORPORATION_X which has always had your health in mind!

>stock futures green

>>51524280
>green futures
we both know what happens next.

>>51524162
JOE BIDEN YOU NEED TO GET YO WHITE OLD FLAT PALE ALZHEIMER ASS OFF THE WHITEHOUSE AND FIX THIS SHIT CAUSE YALL NIGGAS PRINTED TOO MUCH MONEY NOW WE CAN"T FEED OUR KIDS!!!. YALL SAID THIS INFLATION WAS FIXED TWO MONTHS AGO!!! NIGGA YOU GONNA GET CHECKED YOU NUTHING BUT A LYING MOTHERFUCKING WHITE PIECE OF TRASH! OBAMA SHOULD HAVE GOT YO ASS AND FIRED YO ASS. YES WE CAN NIGGA. YES WE CAN IMPEACH YO ASS. QUIT SNIFFING AND TOUCHING LITTLE KIDS AND GIVE US FOOD TO FEED OUR KIDS. WHATS GOOD NIGGA!!!

>>51524269
Have fun eating Guadalupe's dingleberrys

>EVGA has quit the GPU business because of Nvidia's retardation and low profit margins
Oh n-

I want to up my shitposting game. What board should I go to? Its been a while.
/sp/?
>>51524031
ALWAYS HAVE BEEN

>>51524298
>noo you cant be literally next to mexico and get better quality food from a taco truck than shitpotle! You must eat the goyslop!

>>51524291
look at the teeth on that baboon. she might chomp your head off

>>51524298
>nooooooooo you have to eat a mcjew so you can pump my bags and help kill small businesses
Can I see your tiny hat please

>>51524299
Priced in.

>>51524306
Alright you got me anon I was wrong. I do agree with you on this

>>51523226
i learned my lesson, ill never in my fucking life ever buy anythign from the fucking chinks.
china needs to get nuked asap

NEXT YEAR'S S&P500 EARNINGS= 220
PE RATIO WHEN PCE IS 4%= 16.5

16.5 x 220 = 3630 S&P500

>>51524321
This is me

>>51524335
Apology accepted.

>>51524239
>>51524244
>>51524269
>>51524306
>>51524321
Anon, what makes you think someone who doesn't have any immigration documents would go through the trouble of getting a health inspection certificate? You aren't one of those people who think we need open borders because of "MUH FOOD!", are you?

>>51524371

Imagine not cooking for yourself.

Is mr 10yr really just going to settle at 3.5?

>>51524390
Alright nigger if you want to eat mcjews and mcbeaners all day then go at it, it really doesnt mean shit to me. Go be a good fat goy.

>>51524411
I don't eat goyslop in the first place.

>>51524395
Do you cook for yourself 24/7? If so show tits.
>>51524418
Yeah you do, otherwise you wouldnt be complaining about people eating at non goyslop places. Faggot.

>>51524291
is that the new mermaid going off on some white girl?

>>51524390
Anon why are defending the fast food chains that are constantly breaking health code violations. Idk anon in my state taco trucks get inspected just like every other food place. Also snitches like you ensure that such places get the health inspector called on them, so you're faggots ass can go to sleep peacefully now

>>51524428
>>51524390
food trucks are absolutely regulated. this nigger is just a retarded american cow.

>>51523159
when is that faggot of Jerome speaking?
i need to time my exit

>>51524425
>>51524428
I only eat goyslop under extreme duress. One of the benefits of being literally allergic to søy.

>>51524425
I do, and no, I won't show tits.

>>51524425
I do it literally every single day.

>>51524465
>>51524463
2 pairs of tits needed
>>51524461
I bet you eat it quite often, otherwise, as already mentioned, you wouldnt be so opposed to eating to mom and pop shops. Faggot. You might as well stamp a nike symbol on your forehead you corporate nigger.

>>51524458
The meeting is Wednesday, the 21st. Tomorrow will probably be red in anticipation.

>>51524425
do you not cook for yourself? who the fuck cooks for you then?

>>51524474
Nope. Also what you doing on /biz/? Eating out all the time is woman tier behavior. I eat well on $200 a month.

>>51524498
>$200 a month
Post weight

>>51524490
I cook for myself plenty, but I dont fool myself to pretend that I dont go out and eat fairly often as well. I highly doubt anyone cooks for themselves 24/7, unless you have a wife and then you're not cooking for yourself someone else is.
>>51524498
I dont eat out all the time, but I also dont cook for myself all the time. I dont like doing dishes and sometimes I just want to go grab something real quick. But im also not a poorfaggot so I guess you got me there.

There’s no way we end this week green. There is no fucking way.

>>51524516
175 pounds, last I checked. I also run and lift.

>>51524172
At this point I love rate hikes. I think 1.25 would have people saying, "What a cool motherfucker."

>>51524498
>$200 a month
You either live in the middle of nowhere or a even smaller skeleton than me

>>51524545
post height

>>51524530
I'm probably in the upper quartile of /smg/ incomes, at least. Eating out all the time is wasteful AND bad for your health.

>>51524545
Do you eat rice and chicken every day?

How come bear still get smack?!

>>51524550
That's enough data mining for one day, but I'm not a manlet.

>>51524560
I shop sales at Winco, and generally just eat cornflakes with milk in the morning, plus a large-ish dinner. Also I don't throw anything away and only cook what I can eat.

>>51524558
you sound like one boring ass faggot lmao.
>only eats unseasoned chicken and rice
>never go outside
>Going outside is wasteful AND bad for your health
>definitely 5'8" on a good day
when did you lose / have you lost your virginity?

>>51524530
I cook for myself every day. It's pretty easy anon
>two days ago
>sliced up kielbasa
>egg noodles
>white cheese sauce
Comfort home food. Prepared in 15 minutes. Plenty filling -- could have added broccoli to it but added too much water to the pot for egg noodles and broccoli can add so much volume it gets cold by the time you try and finish it off.

>>51524600
Inflation is transitory.

>>51524606
Literally none of that is true. Enjoy your clogged arteries and diabetes, faggot.

>>51523707
Even assuming that retardedly low rental price:
>rental $330
>Fashion and beauty $200
>Food $500 (still fucking LOL)
>Daily "necessities" $50
>Entertainment $100
>Transportation $200
>Other $204 (what even is this?)
Money at the end of the month: $716

The problem here is too much focus on wants and not enough on needs.
>$400+ on fashion/beauty each month
>$400+ on entertainment each month
>$400 on daily random shit each month
>$200 on other (?)

Bitch needs to get her priorities straight

Are there any really big brain actual legit investors who can tell me what Howard is talking about here? It seems more complicated than FOMO and it's the first time I've heard any money manager slip this into an interview.

What I'm talking about is what he says at 20:30 about the manipulation of funds during the pandemic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT8i480JNTI

>>51524548
I can buy 15x 2.5lb tri tips for $200. A man does not need more than beef for sustenance, and 37.5lbs per month should be plenty.

>>51524600
because bears are ignorant sluts

>>51524633
we've struck a nerve and found some copium boys! Just got my physical too. I wont elaborate but major copium sir. Major copium.
>>51524625
eh sure I would say you're out of the normal by todays standards for sure. I cook more than I eat out but like I siad I dont pretend I wont go out for something quick if I dont feel like cooking.

>>51524641
Lower interest rates = less reason to save/invest in bonds --> alternative investments like stocks preferred --> invest in stock = price goes up --> market booms from influx of liquidity

Basically, he's saying they made it hostile to have money anywhere but the stock market.

>>51524649
Well not going to disagree on that but I guarantee you're biggest death bed regret is that you only ate beef. You're second biggest regret is the fact that you didn't notice my dubs until now. Check em

>>51524661
Eating out all the time will legitimately put you in the hospital. Takeout is made to taste good, not be healthy for you.

>>51524672
>doesn’t want to live on beef
>points to his own digits
you’re a nigger

>>51524682
>I cook more than I eat out but like I siad I dont pretend I wont go out for something quick if I dont feel like cooking.
jesus fucking reading skills christ

>>51524663
Maybe, I think it's more complicated than that though. I watch him because he doesn't mind diving into minutia and these are investors he's speaking to, low interest rates is pretty simple.

>>51524661
>>51524689
So have you always been a mentally ill faggot or is today your first time trying it out?

>>51524641
I dunno but he was trying to imply things are priced in but fedex dropped surprises last week with commerce. If yields continue ripping blood will rain.

>>51524606
>unseasoned chicken and rice
Asian and Mexican cuisine. For cheap food that tastes good, just learn how to make all that shit.

>>51524708
Would you care to elaborate on your point or are you just going to be a nigger?

>>51524661
Going out is entertainment. Though I would probably have more fun trying to cook something at home with a gf. Also so I can beat her ass with the spatula

>>51524718
No need to elaborate. You’ve just proven this idnt your first time. Hope you find that dipshit who won’t recognize you for you

>>51523446
lot of tech allow to get US salary and work from anywhere. https://news.airbnb.com/airbnbs-design-to-live-and-work-anywhere/ Even my shit tech company allow it. i come back from EU where i had fun with my freedom dollar. europuss is cheap

>>51524530
i dont have a wife and there's no restaurants near me. Got a ptarmegan in the backyard yesterday. Get grocieries flown in monthly

>>51524709
I'm not worried about his predications, he shifts around on those like every guru. But he does give out honest nuggets that can help you better understand things. 20:30 was a decent hint I just can't find anything anywhere about the fed forcing funds into the market.

>>51524751
Do you live in Alaska or something?

>>51524762
Yes.

It's terrible. I need to find a wife, you know of any for sale?

>>51524731
>spatula spanking
based man of culture

>>51524743
>says literally nothing
thanks for your contribution anon. Please lay off the drugs.
>>51524762
sounds comfy
>>51524731
yeah 'going out' is and I honestly rarely go out for big meals, thats usually a friday night if anything. But as I said, sometimes ill go get a 6$ super burrito from Pedro and his 3 cute latina daughters. Niggers keep telling me I should go get the McBeaner instead. Fucking kikes.

>>51524754
>fed buys up all the bonds dropping yields to zero
>banks offload their bonds to them
>reserve requirements gone
>to generate yield banks and other terms forced higher up on the risk, entering housing and market heavy to generate yields
>this injection of cash by fed doing needful and buying bonds was to create more demand to prevent recession

>>51524789
Sounds comfy, but not very practical. Sorry, but the best I can offer is my bussy and it's not for sale. I wish modern women weren't such cityfags.

>>51524751
sorry my 'sounds comfy' was meant for you.
>>51524819
you owe me a soda nigger

>>51524395
Terrorist

>>51524828
No, this isn't an early 2000s Disney cartoon.

>>51524605
These hoes don't know how good Winco is

>>51524653
>>51524630
but Jerome said pain
would he bluff?

>Eating anything but eggs for breakfast

>>51524843
Jinx bitch.
>HIMS
Viagra company. Are we bullish or bearish on male infertility? Given the onions ive witnessed just within this very thread I am actually unfortunately bullish.

>futures

Any thoughts on why SIGA's PR team has been dead silent while their stock price has tanked this last month? There's still a lot of forward momentum -a pending purchase agreement with EU, clinical trials underway in multiple countries etc. And CDC has been promoting TPOXX heavily, they just published a case study today about a 2 month old that was treated with TPOXX and recovered fully without any side effects. Why would SIGA be staying silent? Does this imply they're under some kind of quiet period, maybe being acquired by a big pharma company?

>>51524859
sausage is too salty fr fr

>>51524875
FTM and MTF what the fuck.

>>51524875
>merger

stocktwits copium is leaking, I see

>>51524859
For me, it's slurping egg juice straight from the shell. Those little white coconuts give me life.

>>51524875
No idea. I'm going to buy at $9 though.

>>51524630
it is. the universe is.

>>51524856
>Jerome comes out and says inflation is transitory, peaking, and not an issue, we will pivot soon
>people think the Fed is making a mistake, loses credibility, inflation becomes entrenched

They have to jawbone and talk tough

>>51524859
Greek yoghurt granola and dried fruits

>>51524818
Thats more what I was thinking. Fucking about with reserve requirements. Or somethin somethin standing repo facility.

>>51524892
Why else would SIGA stop all PR for a whole month? At a time when their product is being openly discussed in every mainstream news source

>>51524875
Pajeets successfully PnD another biotech meme.
You got redeemed on.

Are you all like that ? I only eat outside.... it s how i see the average US

>>51524875
obviously thats exactly what it means

>>51524937
SIGA isn't a biotech meme though, they have an existing BARDA contract, FDA approval for small pox and ongoing clinical trials for monkepox

>>51524859
>>51524892
>>51524877
>not allowing your stomach to digest itself from the inside out to own the libs
>>51524934
>>51524892
>>51524875
Buyouts / Mergers are kind of hot right now. I highly doubt SIGA will go below 10 bucks and if it does I am a major buyer.

I have a feeling that Biden is going to find a way to majorly fuck up the response against Russia, and that's going to be the catalyst that kills equities like Lehman was in 2007.

>>51524695
You're overthinking it. He's speaking to investors, so he keeps it simple.
I'd strongly disagree with his point though. The average investor is not pricing in rate hikes, they still think a pivot is near on the horizon

>>51524966
Checked, I sense your sarcasm and I'm open to any other reason you can think of for why SIGA would stay silent and not promote TPOXX while it's being discussed in the media every day

>>51524990
>find a way
oh I'm sure he has a whole book of ways to fuck shit up. how else can we have gotten to this point without a strategic "LETS FUCK SHIT UP" playbook.
>t. biotechnigger

Fresh OC Boys. Post your drawings and ill color them

>>51524994
1yr still needs to go up 50bp bare minimum. Probably wont start moving again until next rape is active

i solded

>>51525010
Do this with “GENTLEMEN” at the bottom, but not like the original, like this…

>>51524994
he said it's kind of complicated and he's not going to go into it right now though. I'm not worried about his guidance, he typically refuses to give any because he's a little more honest than most, not honest enough to tell you he does time the market, but honest enough not to lie to you about what he thinks like dalio et al

Small caps can still consent to an ass whooping

>>51524856
Waste of animation, her oppai didn't jiggle at all!

Made this today too.
>NU

are we just gonna fuckin crab tomorrow ffs

>>51525090
Wednesday and thursday the crab dies
Friday might be up to something too

>>51525108
>lennar
how can this not be an obvious short? This one is going to have some kikeish price action make no mistake.

I've been on vacation and haven't really looked at my portfolio since Wednesday.... what should I expect?

>futures

Ah sweet, now you can get exact duration treasury bonds throughout the yield curve: https://bondbloxxetf.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Precision-Duration-Management-with-BondBloxx-Target-Duration-US-Treasury-ETFs.pdf

Bros even if I lose all my money I'm so excited to meet scoopsies at the Vegas meet up. Can't wait. He's so cute, and tender.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=3jqHdZi3EYU&feature=share

I got into investing earlier this year. Although I'm in school, I'm practically a NEET. To elevate myself from NEEThood, I have started investing. I am bullish on gold and silver, oil, and materials. I'm bearish on tech stocks and the West in general. Since I'm long-term oriented and inexperienced, I have not applied for a margin account or bought any inverse ETFs, but because I have lost some money this year and don't have any other income, I'm wondering if it is worthwhile to short ARKK or NASDAQ for tax purposes. I'm an American btw. I'm aware that short selling involves higher taxes, but since I have some realized and unrealized losses, I'm wondering if short selling would be more viable than it otherwise would be.

>>51525122
Its pe is 5 and homebuilders have been heemed a ton already, this is where clown reversals happen so be careful

>>51525256
Yea thats what I mean by kikeish price action. There's no way this thing behaves as it should.

>>51525246
cool story bro

>>51525246
>investing
No first disabuse yourself of this notion. This is gambling. You are gambling. You have a choice between gambling fast or gambling slow.
Second, don't use margin.
Third, just trade ETFs (either direction).

Yeah, Im thinking we're back

>>51525285
or you just all in my boy BLUE.

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>>51525048
cool it with the antisemitic remarks

Fuck this market. I'm going all in on physical firearms.

>>51525222
This is the making of a serial killer. I don't want to be apart of this netflix documentary.......

>>51525299

>>51525318
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>>51525310
Hmm, I see…

>>51525222
Where is this meetup? I would like to start a minecraft pvp server.

>>51525311
Raymoo

>>51525324
stop that now or i call the internet police

>>51524810
>>51525340
I bet you would you fucking nerd. I was out partying with 23 year olds college sluts. I’m drunk as fuck.

>>51525358
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>>51525368
>gone for 1 hour
>I WAS OUT PARTYING WITH LITERALLY A HAREM OF 18 YEAR OLD VIRGINS OK. CAN YOU JUST BELIEVE ME IM SO DRUNK
you sound so fucking pathetic

>>51523804
Youtube and tiktok. Zoomers make their own videos and the top 0.0001% of them become TV replacements.

>>51525246
>touching silver with a 10 foot pole, ever, for any reason at all

NGMI

>>51525389
And y ou are a mentally ill faggot so anything you say can and will be viewed as a pathetic nerd

>>51525408
lol. 60 minute party eh. Did you get kicked out?

>>51525389
>LITERALLY A HAREM OF 18 YEAR OLD VIRGINS
He literally said 23 year old sluts, retard.

>>51525425
>what is sarcasm

>The cranium does resemble a penis and the man loved sexual imagery. Fox toned down a ton of it, so claiming the Xenomorph I got a literal dickhead might be a skosh of a street house.
>a skosh of a street house

What does it mean?

>>51525432
>46 posts by this id

>>51525432
Things that aren't excuses for being retarded for 100.

Markets pricing In <450 bps. If >450, start next leg down. Well guess what. All that money from student loan, infrastructure, etc hasn’t even hit the streets yet. And Congress wants to spend more money.

>>51525418
No I’m 29 and know when to leave before cops start patrolling.

>>51525432
>46 post by this id
Anon stop it
Please

>>51525462
>>51525488
then stop replying to me faggot
>>51525468
>what is sarcasm

Also notice how cme expected 350 bps target in august. Now it’s at 450.

>>51525513
>>51525513
>>51525513
>>51525513
SEVEN
DAYS

>>51525471
>And Congress wants to spend more money.
But I was told the fed was in control of inflation? That's what this whole song and dance has been about

>>51524860
>Are we bullish or bearish on male infertility
Bearish, we've gone over this a few times. Incidence of sex itself is falling and the fertility problem is a purely sociological issue.

>>51525551

>>51525570
Yeah but Biden said he'd let the fed do their job. What's a few trillion in government spending here and there in the grand scheme of things when we have such a capable fed that has done great work so far cutting inflation?

What's the average IQ of congress?

>>51525622

If you include the dementia? Probably like 80

>>51525551
>sociological
Test levels and sperm count are in half from a generation ago, which was already down from the previous one. We're fucked

>>51525661
>Test levels and sperm count are in half from a generation ago, which was already down from the previous one.
Actually they are 97.545% lower fertility. But they are not marrying, are not having sex, are not even attempting to reproduce so it doesn't matter.
>We're fucked
Fertility has been in freefall for a century now, and we went sub-replacement before half the posters were born. It's a global extinction. Discount viagra won't cut it bud.

life is fucking pointless

>>51525779
And it will set you free my friend.
No gods. No masters.

>>51525779

yea sure, so now we can do anything we want

>>51525773
>Fertility has been in freefall for a century now, and we went sub-replacement before half the posters were born. It's a global extinction. Discount viagra won't cut it bud.
Literally nuke housing regulation from orbit. Ever larger McMansions should not be the "normal" for starter homes.

>>51525622
Like 110, half are probably under 90 though

>>51525800
>Literally nuke housing regulation from orbit
Yeah good idea. Problem is, boomers own all the real estate AND THEY DOMINATE VOTING BECAUSE THEY CAUSED EXTINCTION DEMOGRAPHICS HAHAHAHA.

This entire conversation is literally pointless because the structure of democracy itself makes extinction self-perpetuating.

>>51523159
What happens if I sell OTM covered calls on an ETF and an inverse ETF at the same strike price?

>>51525864
ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY?!?!?

>>51524875
>>51524875
if you look up FDA and TPOXX Tcan't get link am at work) you will see new headlines like warning the virus could mutate to resist TPOXX or overusing TPOXX could reduce it's efficacy. they are trying to fud tpoxx and push the vaccines. why? what the fuc is their problem?

>>51525513
>>51525513
>>51525513

>>51524630
based

>>51525918
Thread's more of a dumpster fire than usual.

>>51523972
I urge you all to read the art of war.

and I challenge you to take any lesson from it other than china thinks it has so many people it is willing to sacrifice them.

when exactly is the fed interest rate announcement?

What do you guys think the bottom will be for SP500 for 2022?

>>51528647
Isn't it on the 23rd?