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FUCK YOU and FUCK THIS MARKET.
we need more /smg/s
>>51519033i remember daler mehndi from when I was like 12, how old is this shit?
F
beartards destroyed
>>51519033that guy got charged with rape, pretty based.
>FDX>FIt's over. Clickety clack.
Been sitting on the sidelines in cash for months now. Next bull run when?
>>51520763now
I'm shorting beyond meathttps://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1571972600527749120
I sold all my SQQQI will buy again when we pump this week
>Here are your new playable characters.Just buy more MSFT.
JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN
Which chud stocks should I buy?
>>51520207It's down just because of shipping costs. Fortunately shipping rates are sliding down and we're going to get back to 2020 prices in no time. World is going back to normal and people are panicing because it turns out that overpumped 2021 levels are not susitainable and were temporary.
Imagine playing any game in current year. Gaming has been dead for years, its all pay to play bs now which is the most soulless shit ever.
>>51520808Globalhomo is the only thing propping it up.
>>51520830RUM
NOOO YOU CAN'T BAKE WITHOUT LINKS
I bought an Xbox series S and my experience was nothing short of this:>buy game pass>download game>get introduced to 15 types of resources that you can buy in various increments with USD>delete>try next gameevery fucking one has some form of payment shit. I fucking hate this timeline.
>>51520824I refuse to buy any companies with a pajeet ceo
>>51520808What the fuck
>>51520858Really the only link the OP should include is https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html so people quit fucking asking
If i stared at nothing but charts for 15 hours a day could I make my 171K salary? I really wanna quit my job and trade as my own boss. How realistic of a goal is 670 dollars/day?
>>51520808heh
>>51520877no, trading by watching charts is a meme
>>51520824Have you noticed how more of the diversity hires are more and more white? I'm just noticing because I wonder if it signals a change in corporate hiring.Even the black characters are like, kinda white. Weird desu. The audacity, but let's make money
>>51520808>>51520845Boys.. i have a confession. I bought 20k of BYND, i bet on globohomo, and i'm down 80%. Stay CHUD my niggas..
>>51520864Come back to the past anon. Emulators are working well for me. Or search for some indie shit. God knows you'll get more enjoyment out of it.
Alright Chuds, what do I buy? I need to make up for my losses this year.
>>51520827what did he mean by this?
Bobros...
shit thread f u
Hows this?
>>51520904>Have you noticed how more of the diversity hires are more and more white?Nope. I work in a small business of just under 10 full-time employees.
>>51520877this>>51520888You only make real monies when you have a large capital base to work with.
>>51520888So I should write a bot to buy/sell random tickets at random intervals? Keep the algos guessing, i like your style.
>>51520661here u go fren im a certified artfag since two days ago
>shemitah is the day after FOMC
I WILLBUYIWILLHOLD
>>51520932I've got almost 200K saved across a few accounts.
>>51520953and the New Moon.
>that close on almost exactly 3900 on the S and P
>>51520953pure coincidence
>>51520960
>>51520953>MFW it's a pump and not a dump.
invest in DFEN for a potential WW3.
>>51520908>betting on retarded hippies & globalistlollmao even!
>>51520992I'm really hoping Pepsi buys them out and mercies my position.. otherwise, i'm riding this shit to 0
Nasdaq is down a lot yet stocks are mostly green. The fuck is this clown market?
>>51520908Wtf that thing was 80 last I checked. It is still overpriced at 17.
>>51520960So...no you cant make that much less you're crazy lucky. Realistic figures are more like 5-14% returns.
>The fuck is this clown market?
>>51520989With Xi kicking Taiwan to '27 you're really only betting on a red wave in the midterms: https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/conservatives-plan-a-national-defense-renaissance-at-over-1-2-trillion-in-defense-spending/
This BALD FUCK FAGGOT is saying Treasury Market Freezing Up is The Next Black Swan Event... I don't believe him.. he said BTC was going into 200k this year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St6EE6kL0cc
>>51519033Anyone know a public data source for S&P500 RSI data? Need Relative Strength data at least monthly for at least the past 10 years. Thanks.
>>51520864>>51520909PS3 homebrew reporting in. You'd be amazed at what games it can play. PS3 had backwards compatibility on PS2 and PSX games, plus most of the best PS4 games also have PSE versions. You can even dl directly onto your machine, no PCs or anything. Right now I'm playing Hotline Miami 2, Oblivion, Shadow of the Colossus, Unreal Tournament 3, and more. Only game I ever feel like I need a newer console for is Bloodborne.
Buddy look at Dow Jones computer
>>51520916Yes we are eating trash after today.
>>51521029Fauuuuuuuuk that puts it in perspective. I DON'T WANNA WORK ANYMORE!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>51521049goddamit what happened to fiscal conservatives?
>>51520992sit on my face moomer
>>51520953No it isn't
>>51521049It's what we should have been spending on with WW3 currently brewing. Not all this gibs bullshit that's just gone straight into inflation. China literally released a bioweapon to give themselves a head start in WW3 mobilization, and yet we've done absolutely nothing.
>>51520909>>51521066ive already gone through my nostalgia phase. nothing does it for me anymore, its all recycled trash with a woke agenda and pay for credit systems.
>>51521049They have to do it before INTC completes the foundries frfr no cap
>>51521060Treauries are fine until real yiele starts going north of 3.5. Then housing will crash. I dont know, firms might offload investment real estate even if baseline yield is 3.5.
>>51521060Treasury market can do whatever it wants. There is no power in the world that would be able to challenge USA right now. Everyone is going bankrupt so they better gobble up USA bonds at current yields, because they will be lucky to get better ones.
>>51521077Gradually everyone's realized we don't have a lot of time. You gotta loot what you can from the empire before it formally collapses.Or, as the saying goes, "America is a dead body. Liberals root for the maggots, conservatives root for the corpse."
>>51521071They're lying, it depends on your skill level. Practice paper trading something really liquid like futures /ES or forex EURUSD until you get good.
>>51520949You are competing with market makers who are getting paid by the exchange to do trades and who also rent server space in NY to minimize latency. Even with a bot it is difficult to make money by trading especially if you have to pay commissions. If you do do it your best bet is to go for some low liquidity instruments, like placing $0.20 orders on something where the bid is $0.15 and the ask is $2. Many options chains are like that but options also have higher commissions. Try to trade liquid shit and you're in competition with the MMs. I would just stay away from trading, bot or no bot.The consistent way to make money in the market is to just invest long term or do some trade where you know you are better positioned than the average market participant. For example, put sellers win on average, because by selling puts you are selling insurance and most investors do not have the risk tolerance to sell insurance (because they are pension funds).
>>51521077They all basically died off in the 80s, they cucked to Reagan's retardation with the exception of like Ron Paul and that's it
>>51519033The nuns are gay come pee inside me, Benny Lava
>>51521069BUDDYLOOK AT CPI COMPUTERLOOK AT 10Y COMPUTER
>>51521095You're giving the chinks too much credit. We funded the Wuhan lab, but they're the ones who had a $10/hr wagie sell an infected bat to the wet market instead of autoclaving it.I mean, really, why would they release *there* instead of just infecting one of their people, flying Wang to Fort Detrick, and having him start coughing in the supermarket? Those initial local lockdowns are an extra, unnecessary step/risk.>>51521106They probably realize Intel diversity hires can't into 5nm. And besides, reunification itself is the prize. TSMC is secondary.
>>51520953>>51520966The Jewish day starts at sundown, of course it's on a full moon you donut
>>51521104It's not really about nostalgia. PS3 just happens to have the most good games of any console. If you're tiredbof all gaming then you should get a DAW and start making dumb EDM and rap beats.
>>51521111ch-checked
Baggot you need to call your rabbi, I will be calling Mike tomorrow before open. SPY will be under $380 by Friday, we will force it.
>>51521159They needed plausible deniability until they're ready for war. That's the point.
>>51520848Damn I'm actually going to watch this
>>51521071My goal is to break a mill then coast off my returns....someday hopefully.
What else do I add to this list?
>>51521201I don't expect it to do well long term but I am willing to be wrong
>>51521198They'd have way more plausible deniability, take much less heat, and not prompt a bunch of pesky investigations if they'd leaked in Atlanta, Milan, DC, fucking Kiev, a hundred other places.Now, sure, we can argue all day to what degree the initial or current lockdown protocols are war prep vs face saving vs genuine infection control but that's distinct from whether the Wuhan lab leak was deliberate - logic point to no.At least on the Chinese's part. Maybe the CIA saw an opportunity and released it in Wuhan themselves, who knows.
bring on the procedurally generated BUNGHOLES
>>51520912I put 50k into miners today, but I think shit coin is going to 28k by the end of October. I may have fucked up on clean Spark and will dump that one
>>51521104There's a lot of shit that I haven't played yet on the ps2, like Dragon Quest. I really doubt you played all the gems from that era, anon.
>>51521241*logic points to noLike, if I were Xi and I wanted to play 100% innocent while unleashing this shit, "gosh, really unfortunate this awful pandemic has started", I'd release it among some tourists near the bat caves of Thailand or Burma. "Gosh, how unfortunate. Oh well, better close our borders while this 100% natural bat plague ravages you westerners."
Are Euros still facing a stark, dark, PUTIN winter?
>>51521307Yes. Finnish energy supplier went bankrupt today, leaders are calling for frugality. Shit is fucked
>>51521307Just how cold does it get in Europe, really?>Note the Nordics are NOT Europe
>>51521307UK Here, no - but only because the UK government has decided it's a good idea to spend about £100 BILLION topping up people's energy bills.
>>51521307ohhh yeah, theyre fucked.
>>51521118>especially if you have to pay commissions.bro? your TD Ameritrade?
>>51521322>Finnish energy supplierOHTHAT'SHOT
>>51521357Money alone solves nothing if there is no energy for sale on the market.
>>51521307Last analysis I read is that they won't have bingo LNG unless it's a particularly cold winter. However the cost paid so far, plus the state of play next spring...not great.>>51521345It's the middle of September and they're claiming it's already 20 degrees there. They must be buried in snow as we speak.
>>51521307Yes, especially germany. Also UK, unlike what >>51521357 is coping about. Although the government is wasting a fortune keeping the people from killing them in the streets, something's got to give when they have to top up 100k per person per month.
>>51521372God look at those PITS
>>51521345BUDDY the nordics are on the European continent and most are part of the EU / EEA. How are they not in Europe?Anyhow, in the UK probably -5c at most if it's really bad, but we use gas and our homes are old and not insulated well.
>>51521365Non-americans have to pay fees.
>>51521357>Just fuck the economy moreSo how dem wind mills doing? lizzie going to invest in nuclear finally?
>>51521384I want to lick the pits
>>51521345Depends where. -20 is pretty much as low is it gets for most of them, and realistically -10 with some occasional -15 for mainland.
>>51521357Could you spare 5 billion for rolls royce sirs
>>51521391Didn't she appoint some pro-fracking arch-conservative as energy minister? The limeys might actually do alright.And by that I mean "have not collapsed into outright cannibalism by 2024".
>>51521391>lizzie going to invest in nuclear finallyYes, about 3 decades too late.Apparently we're going to drill for oil and gas in the north sea too, even though there's nothing left and it takes 5+ years to develop wells.
>>51521405They want to do fracking, but only "if the locals don't oppose it" - i.e. not gonna happen.
>>51521387>UKPfft you aren't even Europe. Anyway, I thought you weren't allowed to use the internet today because of the Queen's funeral. and -5C is pussy shit.>>51521402That's not bad. Sucks for the "new Europeans" though.
>>51521307Im pretty sure Hungary is fucked and My 6 bedroom house that's 280sqm or 3200sf is going g to cost me around 600$ a month in utilities.Gets cold here but not like the US in the northern states it's 27 to 37 here in January, not that cold.
>>51521405From what I know its hard to tell who even is a conservative because theyre basically no different from labor.
/smg/ is becoming dangerously close to /xbiz/.
>>51521426Oh heavens. Well, maybe those green types will all freeze to death by next year.
>>51521442...who?
>>51521365it is difficult with or without commissionswhether he has access to American brokers or not, whether those brokers will undermine him with PFOF or not, and whether those brokers offer API access with realtime data under their free tier or not are all questions that i cba to think about
>>51521442You want to make money or not?
>>51521428Europe is a continent bro...
I lost $500 at the casino over the weekend and didn't even check the jewish casino today.
Should I buyed NGRU?
>>51521432>My 6 bedroom houseMy friend, that's a fucking castle in Euroland.
>>51521448The Greens unironically opposed the development of new nuclear and think we can run everything from wind and solar (lol). Luckily our parliamentary system means they only have 1 seat, so no one cares.
>>51521462And you're on a little dreary island chain, NOT on a continent.
>>51521470This map was awesome in Red Dead Online
>>51521463Stop funding blanket asses
>>51521478Are all burgers this dumb, or just you?
>>51521500Just the dark ones
>NU
>>51521500You're the one giving me the dopamine hit from replying. I contest it is you who is indeed dumb.
>>51521542>You're the one giving me the dopamine hit from replying.Sad, many such cases.
>>51521432>3200sf>600my house is 1800sf and just the electric/gas is 430...but thats here in cali where everything is gay.
>>51520197>how old is this shit?I don't know, but I remember spamming this shit through my mic on counter strike. ~2001-2002
>>51521389>Non-americans have to pay fees.REALLY?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes in*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYUROKEKS*wheeze*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>51521557we probably would still be doing it too if it wasn't for robinhood
>>51521473Yeah it's on the outskirts of Budapest, kinda gay because im I'm pretty sure I will have to get starlink or deal with 5mb from telekom. Fucking retarded former tenates thought that was fast.
Shemitah speculators, what do we think of FOMC? Do we rally into friday before nuking on monday and all the way until yom kippur?The new moon is on september 25th
>Matt McCusker: "Never trust a dirty hippy, bro."
Welp, there goes any hope of using nuclear energy to help keep Europe warm this winterhttps://twitter.com/DoombergT/status/1571849094695362560
>>51521600Checked, and they front ran the dump.
Who's taking the PBR gamble over the Oct 2 BR elections with me? Price is next to nothing due to the risk of lula winning, including because lula threatened to levy royalties on BR oil.I put the odds of a lula win at approximately 60%, worth a shot.
>>51521554Yeah you pay about .40 per kw hour my inlaws live in fag land there in San diego I moved about 12 years ago, where I was last at in PA it was .09 per kw hour or 125 a month but I had 3000sf house there plus a basement of 1000sf
>>51521611>Greenpeace>Nuclear power has zero carbon emissions>Solar and Wind are intermittent>Guess we'll have to use coal and gas then to cover the shortfall???Why are they like this.
The grocery stores are all running out of helium still and are rationing birthday balloons. Its hear boys, the FEDEX boss said it as well... enjoy your news pump this week if you long.All in SQQQ at opening. holding until after mid terms. easy money
>>51521600What the deal with September 24th? I keep seeing people claim that some scary shit will happen on that day, from economic collapse to some end of world bullshit.
>>51521636Because there's no genuine interest in preserving the environment, it's just to limit the energy consumption of the masses.
>>51521648Some /x/ schizo post probably.
>>51521636They get paid by china to destroy their own country.
>>51521636>>51521611https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0rbP4GZGxk&ab_channel=ComplicatedAirflow
$BYND ladyboys, I don't feel so good. Why are vegans always such hypocrites when it comes to eating meat?
>>51521648jewish new year, it cycles every 7 years and all the previous cycles coincided with major market crashes or global disasters>1987black monday>1994bond market crash/great bond massacre>2001 dotcom + 9/11>2008 housing bubble/great recession>2015EU migrant crisis, chinese stock market crashed 30% in two weeks, S&P underperformed>2022(You) are here
>>51521705Is this what happens when you don't eat meat for too long?
>>51521111did your sociology professor tell you that one?
>>51521203same but i can only put 100 a month into it so i need to make major meme gains if im ever going to get there.
joe what about the election fuck your future biden
>>51521573you mean etrade?
>>51521721ze bugs got to be too much for himve vill update the chips with new software soon
>>51521706Lol he looks like a fucking pedo. Someone check his computer.
>>51519033Bottom = Tesla at 150 in 3 months
>>51521255Nice. I need to do the same. I decor I have no idea which miners to look at lolll
>>51521365Futures+Options will always have fees due to fewer clearing houses.
>>5152132220k customers. nothing burger
>>51521636Nuclear is racist goy
>>51521705Kek
>>51521768That’s my target for October OPEX :)
>>51521813Dominoes don't fall all at once.
>>51521639FedEx CEO is crying because demand for his services is going back to pre-covid levels. His remarks have no merit.
>>51521705Powermove.
At work with my buddy, how do you like our OC?
>>51521738Find the next stupid meme, load up when its cheap, then shill to the unwashed masses....thats what keeps happening.
>>51521866Based on a true story.
>>51521750no, robinhood did it before etrade, which has only been commission free since 2019
Nvidia are unveiling the RTX 4000 series tomorrow before the open. Predictions?
Uh ohhttps://www.zerohedge.com/personal-finance/why-are-walmart-and-other-major-us-retailers-canceling-billions-dollars-ordersWalmart and other huge retailers are cancelling billions in orders. Why did they do that and what do they know that's coming later this year that got them spooked?
>>51521890>shut it down.jpg
>>51521063No one?I will share my analysis ITT if someone posts a link.
im on the fence about hodling my position. will we pump from the 75 for rest of the week?
>>51521909You'd likely have to pay to get that or calc it all yourself
>>51521890bullwhip effect, priced in
>>51521909>I will share my analysiswhy would i want analysis from someone who can't figure out how to calc the most basic indicator there is
How are we feeling about tomorrow? I'm thinking we have the jews in a headlock up until Wednesday after markets. By jews I mean bears. Also women owe me sex.
>>51521913I thought it was 100bps?
>>51521639>>51521853whats the helium significance? Please don't tell me its PRTY related mr niggerfaggot.
mario and luigi?
>>51521723No, I think that's a Moldbug quote now that you mention it. But Turchin, Greer, and Tainter are all much better on that whole "collapsing empire" front.
>>51521824>>51521861>inb4 he doesn't get fired
>>51521962Good morning, sir. Please watch the needful: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8
>>51521705Why are vegan trannies so violent?
>>51521954oh that reminds me i wonderif i should buy back into PRTY now. any word on what the next meme stock pump may be? i need gains bros, i keep fucking crabbing
>>51521951i wish that would be good for my position
>>51521954Yes, this is affecting PRTY company wide. It may be over for us partypeople.
>>51521876kek, here is the one we just finished up
Another day of being absolutely right about everything while /smg/ calls me a nigger. Finna bus tomorrow with my calls no cap. Locking in profits in the am when we are up bigly and then selling covered calls on my longs and locking in some gains there too. I've been a bear for a month.. it was time to slurp the cheapies but you faggots never listen
ill give my theory. tomorrow another fake and gay mild pump. Wednesday 75 and pump that day. then its red rest of the week.
>>51521963I dont think the US is liable to collapse soon outside of political turmoil. The rest of the world is too dependant on us for a lot of things. That said i think we are goi g into a major long term decline finacially and have been in one culturally and politically since I've been alive (since at least the 80s). The rest of the world seems to be along for the ride though so its not like we'll lose our place in the world any time soon.
>>51522024looks like you crabbed the past 2 days to me
>>51521611Greentards and QUIburg have been fucking up this continent for 80 years, what will it take for them to get what they fucking deserve?
>>51522025100 Wednesday and we still pump then we dump hard monday
>7% gain in a daySorry SOXL bros... I solded.... Pomp without me
>>51521890I'm guessing they are canceling orders for non-essentials or products that aren't popular sellers.Tightening theor belt?
>>51521954Fuck heliumI've been sitting on an exploration company waiting for them to drill again for fucking 18 months now while my position gets heemed.
How hard are my SOXL puts gonna print tomorrow and this week? I’m down a little now but hope to be in profit tomorrow
>>51521949Flat crab then slight dump near close.
>Futurashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAkSVTDfBVE
>>51521890Where can I find an asian woman with fat knockers
>>51522078Crab or slight green tomorrow, pump to close Wednesday, pump or dump after hours
>>51522051Should gap up to 20k tomorrow and I'll pay myself another grand this week
>>51521915Is that right? Damn.>>51521935>can't figure out how to calc the most basic indicator there isI know how to calculate it, anon. Just looking for an official data source so I can copy-paste the monthly data into Excel. Don't nerdflex on me, bro.
>>51522036>I dont think the US is liable to collapse soon outside of political turmoil.From your lips to God's ears.>The rest of the world is too dependant on us for a lot of things. [...] The rest of the world seems to be along for the ride though so its not like we'll lose our place in the world any time soon.Well, no one else has anywhere close to the same global force projection as we do. But aircraft carriers aren't free. And while that means our inevitable slashing of the defense budget doesn't lead to Chinese fleets off of LA, that also means no Euro peacekeepers forcing Texans to pay DC taxes.
>>51521890its probably more about their issue with overstock already on the shelves they cant get rid of than knowing whats coming. But i will remind you that people have been saying on here for a while now that the dems are likely using huge amounts of money and influence to keep this shit market propped up as much as they can manage until midterms and after that they're going to let it all fall apart and blame the conservatives.
Good.
>>51522084Asian woman give birth to asian sons.
>>51522117She's basically saying you will never get this with that stance. Kek bugcels btfo.
>>51522103conservatives are already talking about a big defense budget bill. depending on how things go if conservatives are in control during the bottom or soon after we may see them stimulate manufacturing and job market with tremendous defense and military spending
>futures
>>51522117>Typical politician's answer Lol you answered a question I did not ask. I'm looking for an asian with fat tits who can cook and clean. Any idea as to where might find one?
>>51522117Jesus, this bodega clerk dresses better than me.
>Beyond Meat COO bites man's nose>NOSEwoah cool it with the antisemitism, bro!
>>51522103The bugs cant even control their own sea, I dont know why people built them up like some threat. Plus their fucked 1000X worse, their people are starving and locked inside the pods lol.
>>51522143go on vacation to some poor asian country and find one and bring her back
>>51520808MCD are ramping up the BYND ad spent in bongland, last round was back in January. The patty is OK but unless they change what else they put in the sandwich it's going to flop. It's like wet tissue paper and falls apart in your hands. It's also cheaper to buy three plain burgers than a McPlant or big mac.>>51521890Correcting for excess inventory.Or if you want the bagholder hopium answer, mpox outbreak in China is going to add to supply side tightening and they're predicting the orders won't be filled.
>>51522144Its japan. They know they wont get killed in their day job.
i own 1,105 shares of SOXL
>>51522180LOL
>>51522180But at what price?
>>51522180Based what price
I poop.
>>51522024Fun and games until the rug pulls.
>>51521890I keep telling you guys- Helium being in such a short supply is a sign of the recession- fedex guy said it first. This gas is a sign of a BIG recession hitting. Also PRTY is fucked without helium in supply.
>>51522180Gonna be 276 shares when they reverse split.
>>51522190>>5152219216 dollars>>51522206guess i'll have to buy more
>we're going to get a 1% rate hike this rateWhats Powell's cope excuse gonna be?
>>51521209what is RUM?
>>51522212Rumble. YouTube for chudbros.
>>51522219Youtube is pretty awful lately. Might need to switch anyway. I get 2 ads every video on mobile and supposedly theyre testing up to 8 ads.
>>51522212Youtube alt techProbably has the most potential because it isn't complete shit like Odysee and I see non right wingers use it unlike bitchute
>>51522138Yes, but the question is whether that undermining of Powell's tightening can be sustained for 2, 4, 10 years.We're already at the "Fed monetizing all new debt" stage. Next comes declining global demand for dollars, eating through the Boomer savings glut (CPI > FFR, 401(k)s now need X% in treasuries in order to qualify for favorable tax treatment, etc.), and cutting off alternatives (PoW crypto illegal, SEC burdens for PoS coins, capital controls, etc.). Only then does austerity hit.>>51522157Cull 100 million spare men in a war or two, annex some melting Siberian permafrost, max out on nuke reactors, I'd say they're not guaranteed fucked but definitely unlikely to be a world power.But remember that the Parthians never conquered Rome. They didn't need to.
>>51521654^ This. They're a cult of Malthusian zealots. They hate nuclear because they basically want to kill or starve 80-90% of the human population by forcing a radical reduction of the supply of energy, food, and other materials available.Ofc, the human population growth is actually a problem in Africa and Asia, but Greenpeace has no interest or plan for that, only to harass the countries already below replacement level births.
so do i buy before or after the FOMC meeting? now that i'm unemployed i think i'll try swing trading until i have to look for work again
>>51522280Well there's a slight pricing of a 100bps hike but 1) the Fed are pussies and 2) they never take actions that aren't priced in without telling our boy Nicky T first.Therefore you'd theoretically get a bit of green when 75bps is "dovishly" confirmed.
>>51522280Probably after. Market will be all over and then powell will speak. Market will bounce all over.
>>51522316i thought the market was expecting 75 points? when did it change to 100?>>51522335would it be silly to try and jump in at a possible low tomorrow? or will i just get burned?
>>51522236Can confirm. Left wingers are getting banned from Twitch now. I heard one of them talking about starting a Rumble. Might buy RUM but not yet
>>51522264>AsiaThe same as everywhere else in the world, their birth rates are plummeting as well. Africa has an absurdly high chance of being completely overblown. Do you trust them to accurately conduct censuses? Or for that matter, any government to conduct censuses? Remember the 1890 census.
>>51522355Tomorrow will likely be flat. And anything powell says on wed will move it in massive directions either way.
>>51522397The real question is whether 100bps is really priced in. Will a 1% hike crash the market, or did that already happen after Jackson Hole?75bps is a sure bullrun.
Meem lines
>>51522464I find it hard to believe the market is low enough to have priced in the fact that the fed won't pivot yet. 3900 feels like baby shit
today was green. how do you explain that bobos?
>>51522355>i thought the market was expecting 75 points? when did it change to 100?Couple days ago: https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
>>51522505It is not priced in. Literal boomer idiots cannot fathom the Fed not bailing out the market here. “But it’s a recession, you can’t raise rates into that! It’ll kill all assets”>JPOW: “Fucking watching me boomers”
>>51522519
uranium
>>51522180
Another boring day. Only thing of any note was a co-worker told me of his wife troubles. That and I bought more KO and SWPPX. I mean strictly speaking I don't have to buy more stocks, lord knows when I retire I'll be setup pretty sweet already. But I've gotta do something with the left over green now don't I? (Blowing it on dumb shit is a waste; my emergency fund grows fatter each month already so that's out to)
I just made a thread for fundamental analysisI've been thinking about doing this a while>>51522282I'll be posting this daily so there's time to experiment with the format, can you guys look at it and tell me if i should make any changes to make the thread more fun or whether i should include more useful links?
>>51522544checked, do you buy any gold KO boomer?
>>51522523>There was a problem loading this content or tool. To correct this issue, please try again by navigating away from this page using your browsers Back button, and then returning. If the problem persists, please contact support.paywalled again
>>51522390Low IQ people live like herbivores with no predators, they reproduce until the food is gone then they all starve. Africa is not a problem if they are left to their own, their population growth depends on external subsidy whether they are in Africa or migrate to Yurop. Ofc Greenpeace types support subsidy in both cases.Asia I agree the problem is more past-tense, but their energy demand is still steadily growing for those already born, and there's no way they will go along with Greenpeace and stop using fossil fuels.So basically Greenpeace could avert the Africa population boom by not being retarded, but there ain't shit they can do to stop Asia from burning all the coal they can get their hands on short of a nuclear apocalypses or a super-plague that wipes out most of humanity.
>>51522464100 isnt priced in and not expected. Its 75 right now. WSJ even said it. Dont expect anything different.
>>51522505All the economic schizo collapse talk is irrelevant to the market. Financial elites are doing better than ever, and the market belongs to them. Only reason inflation and macroeconomics even matter to them is because they affect interest rates.My personal bet is a hockey stick-shaped recovery that crabs the next few years to a decade. I believe American foundations are too crumbled and debt too high for the government to finance a stimulus, but I also believe that the reason for this is because all of our wealth and productivity has been captured by finance, which is actually what we talk about in this general.
>>51522544Buy a gift for your wife that shows you're thinking about her, divvy boomer. Consider it an investment in your marriage.
>>51522561It's uh, not paywalled. Something's probably up with your browser (though I've got no problems loading it on FF with uBlock origin up)
>>51522597i've got ublock, privacy badger, and decentraleyes, i don't know which one it is
>>51522568You're right. Just looked at this >>51522523 and found the WSJ article you mentioned.
>>51522568>>51522607Well in any case here's the current forecast, based on magic math of bond >futures. 50bps was still priced in at 9% a week ago.
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>>51522502ive got your meme line right here*grabs dicks*
>>51522683>plural
>>51522280before = gamblingafter = data driven decisionsimple as
>>51522092>jerome to rest of the world:>WHOA BLACK BETTY
I already know that im going to get fucked but I'm thinking about going all in on apple puts tomorrow if it pumps.... everything looks like it's on the line before a nice free fall. Everyone else is probably doing the same so I'll get fucked.
>>51522092
>>51520824I certainly would believe the Latina would be engaged in criminal activity. Like they used an algorithm to coalesce a visage of the average Latina criminal.
>>51522092based
>>51522933Checked and based indeed.All you fucking non-Americans lurking the board can suck America’s red white and blue dick. This is an abusive relationship and we are the abusers.
>>51522683>*grabs dicks*;)should ask next time, sug.
So is /smg/ dead now during non market hours and weekends? Ngmi if you aren't ahit posting here 16 hours a day.
>>51522096look forward to seeing if you are right.
>FUTURES
>>51523014Ev1 comfy after green day
>>51523027To those with a keen eye, gold gleams like a dagger’s point.
>>51523014I am schizophrenic and account for roughly 1/2 of the posts on smg. and I took a break today. sorry.
>>51523014The reverse wealth effect is working. Powell checks these threads every FOMC and if there were fewer than 5 in the previous 24 hours, he'll stop his hike raping.
>>51520953>Good you see the issue at hand, step 1. Now, ask yourself- this super green-green .75 green-bull run we are in seems like its being pumped doesnt it? But why?IDK... just something I thought about when I was tending to my trees. tl:drWhat is this dastardly FED Penguin up to?? with all this holiday and .75 green talk?
does anybody have the chart on futures? was it crab day + green futures = green day?
>>51523084Powell is the anti racist poster
>green right before the fed meeting
>>51522962Leaf hereThe mistake of history that is my country needs you to not get atomically heemed, so I won't shittalk, promised
the legend of the baggot
>>51523093It wasn't actually 99.7% accurate, the guy was just shitposting. You know that, right, anon?
>>51523099yeah it has been the last 2 or 3 times then it dumps
>>51523099It’s as if the markets are telling him his dick is too small.
>>51523114>release numbers after hours so we're all fucked Why even have an sec
>>51523114couple hours before the decision itself and then blood rain.
New>>51523159>>51523159
>>51523164>>51523164>>51523164>>51523164
>>51523138So GME couldn't take their hole machine down.
>>51523166>>51523181Thanks you early bake bhenchods. Vilege was getting hungers.
IDH smg, This one is nice: >>51523166But, this one is very festive: >>51523181What do you think? Roles decide.
>>51523203I will go with the one that's made past bump limit. Even if it is a gmesmg
>>51523166>>51523181>Like a full fucking minute late.Hit refresh before you post, you chucklefucks.
>>51522173McPlant will never succeed in the only country that matters. Brits, however, are absolutely in love with authoritarianism so they will gladly eat bugs while Charles dines on wagu beef every night.
So many people are cancelling their Steam Decks that Valve has to push up orders KEKRecession soon to be depression confirmed.
>>51522117Best to give birth to white men.
>>51522544pretty amazing how you have money to buy stocks every day but still have a loan you haven't paid back
Do any of you sister fuckers own costco?
im watching wageslave documentaries of people who make 1/5th my wages to feel better about my own wageslave jobhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV0WxeJOy3U
>>51521636America knows europe is competition. The worst thing to happen for america is europe + russia joining forces. The way to keep europe down is to control the politics, keep the euros on coal/gas and keep them hating russia so there's no real solution. America makes bank selling europe defense against russia that isn't even needed, while also supplying extremely expensive gas that europe could get for cheap from russia insteadParties like the greens are just there to sell europe down the river for america's sake
>>51523301>Brits, however, are absolutely in love with authoritarianismIt's like all of europe lmao, the state is their god.