/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51517077
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $0.9089 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.3 (17.825) million shares DRS'd by Jul. 30th 2022
>Previously 50.8 (12.7) mill shares by Apr. 30th, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 2022
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,186.833B, 99P = 22.0892222B per
Monday RRP: 2,217.542B, 101P = 21.956B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
>GameStop Crypto Wallet up for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19901/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19906/html
>FY22 Q2 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20220907006127/en/
>FTX partnership

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>51517077
checked

First for kek crypto baggies

Baggies down bad today, oh baggies, I hope you lubed up your asshole, Ken's not gonna be gentle with you baggie bitches he's ramming this sucker all the way down to $25 this week. That's just for this week too, He's going to be running a train on your Baggie Bitch asses all the way down to true fucking value $1

Gamestop is Jesus

wtf this game exists? It wasnt in my dreams?

WAGMI

Fudelity is reporting 78% SI. Kek. Lunch time, everyone grab some steak.

>>51517086

so just out of curiosity since i've been given the gamestop lecture ad nausem by a friend; whats stopping GME from diluting your shares to zero now that you've taken yourself off the exchanges?

Why do I always post only to find out that a new thread is open. It happens every fucking day.

>>51517077
Checked.

If Ryan Cohen truly wanted MOASS he would have done an NFT dividend to promote the useless fucking marketplace instead of a split dividend he knew they would just forward split

>>51517220
There is always the possibility that he is waiting for the marketplace to fully launch before doing this.

Unbothered
Moisturized
In my lane
Comfy
Not datefagging
Holding and flourishing
Verification not required
Simple as
>>51517077
Checked.

>>51517192
I saw that post, I thought it meant 78% of trades today were short, but yeah if that's were fidelity usually shows the SI then, damn, I like having bought in mosly at $10.62

>>51517210
a vote by the share holders who are the majority holders now

>>51517220
Cohen can't do anything that disproves your bullshit theories because then who will buy his JPEGs and keep the price inflated to keep diluting and paying out those C-Level salaries. This is a Ponzi scheme. You buy GME, he gradually leaches all value off of retail by dilution and selling you useless crap. You are the only customers of the JPEG shop and that's by design. He can't do anything like a NFT dividend because when nothing happens he'd lose his paypigs.

>>51517220
this is true
>>51517248
this is also true

>>51517210
>retail shareholders are the majority
is what I meant, we own 27% the company

>>51517281
You are a genuine retard who doesn't understand a word of the salad you just spouted

>filtered

>>51517220
>he thinks the splivvy is fully resolved
anon, legal shit is slow. Extremely slow. If you’re wondering why BLIAQ exists, it’s because blockbuster is STILL in the process of bankruptcy liquidation. Lehman Brothers is in the same situation. Don’t be surprised if it literally takes a couple years for a lawsuit to show up courtesy of the German SEC

>>51517296
>we own 27% the company
27% right now. You got 2 quarters and a few weeks till bankruptcy, they'll have to dilute again and this time it erases 2 years of handing fees to some boomer scam.

kek baggies

>>51517296
This was by July 30th right.
What's the current estimate?

>>51517311
Oh no, does the baggie bitch not like the truth? Does it hurt your feelings too much to realise you fell for the most basic of scams? Convince the mark they're the one pulling one over. You're the mark.

>>51517333
>they'll have to dilute again
>dilute again
>again
All those digits only to be completely retarded...

>>51517296
Every share that gets DRS'ed is getting more and more painful than the last.

Imagine getting 48 BILLION DOLLAR MARGIN CALL. SHILLS CAN'T REFUTE THIS

>>51517355

>>51517333
You're nor the smarted of the bunch are you

>27% owned
>B-BUT DILUTION
>Needs a vote
>27% owned by retail in DRS ALONE
>God knows how much in brokers

That vote will never pass

>>51517360
How do you think they raised the $2B? I'm a fellow baggie, but let's get the facts right.

>>51517349
About 82m

>>51517360
GameStop definitely diluted in 2021 friend. And he’s right if you look at cash flows, we are burning through the stockpile of cash we had from the original pump, using it for an overhaul of the supply chain yes but burning cash nonetheless. We still have to see some positive quarters or else we will inevitably have to find some means of raising funds. Entering the macro market we are it’s a little scary to think about, and DRS loses power if they decide to go with a share offering.

>>51517138
>>51517219
>>51517250
WAGMI.

>>51517250
>Master and Commander of the Comfy Hold
Nice new name.

>>51517385
>>Needs a vote
They had one bitch, you voted for a billion shares. Why don't check again how many shares currently exist, then go ask a grown up which number is bigger!
>>51517392
$2B now largely pissed away, on that crackerjack C-Level team! What good value you got too. You get to be complimented while being little bitches.

>>51517409
2 fulfilment centres
>Inventory full
>Firestone leaves because the NFT market is complete

There are no large expenses left and the deal is out by end of 2022 per IMX roadmaps and the transition is complete

this game sucks

>>51517392
>>51517409
While factually correct, I'm fairly certain the dipshit was trying to evoke the favorite shill chestnut that the split-was-share-dilution FUD.
>It's not like the 2021 share offering was handled in a way that was detrimental to our position.
>On the contrary, as shareholders we should be upset when the company does NOT capitalize on high share prices.

Still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>51517077
Checked

>>51517422
checked and really dunkin' on us this evening huh?

>>51517422
So why don't you short it?

>>51517442
>Inventory full
Inventory has been decreasing since last Holiday you dumb baggie, try reading a balance sheet.
>>Firestone leaves because the NFT market is complete
And making nearly a thousand dollars in a day! Wow. What value you baggie bitches got for your 2 bil, you got something less profitable than a local convenience store.

>>51517450
one could say it has to be stopped :D

>>51517470
I buy puts at the top each time your shit stock pumps again, it's been very profitable.

>>51517472
We have the merger that was promised during the run up by a poster between BBBY & GME soon, that will cause Moass.

>>51517501
Sure you do...

>>51517505
You baggie bitches just love embarassing yourself huh? Let me spell it out for you. When a CFO throws himself off a building, that's a bad thing.

kek AMC2 baggies

>>51517494
The game will not fail

>>51517218

>>51517529
Keith said that it will pump the, my LRC, LMX & BBBY are primed for MOASS

>>51517516
This is all you baggies got left right? Just refusing to admit what's real because you need this money so bad. You know they have to dilute again soon. You know they pissed away your money. And you know that if Ryan Cohen actually thought you bitches were right, he'd have done something other than line his friends pockets and run Pump n Dumps elsewhere while your shit stock slides back to normal without a plan of getting out. You've wasted so much of your life on this scam, it's easier to pretend you still believe than admit it to yourself. It's pathetic. That's why you're baggie bitches, and you always will be.

gay baker bot

>51517582
Tbh baggie bitches is starting to grow on me. Kek. Good shit shill.

Wen crash?

>>51517582
You are changing the subject because you are a larping faggot. Got it.

>>51517529
Lol why are you so ass mad about other people’s financial decisions?

Are there still flatline deniers in these threads?

>hes already 9 posts deep
>in a general for a stock he doesnt hold

BBBY -1.06%
GME -1.12%

You point out how the baggie's believe only cope, not routed in reality and they all they can say
>but why do you care if I soil myself in public?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That's why you're baggie bitches. You little worms lack the intelligence to be anything more.

>>51517631
Coz hes getting paid to. Stop giving rajesh money by giving him you's

I wonder what the shills have to say about shorts like fubo, and how for whatever reason they seem to be unable to suppress every short all at once.

It seems their shorting 'resources' are very limited as far as keeping things down that they want to stay down.

>>51517649
he must really care about us guys
i guess we should sell

>>51517623
half a two more weeks

Cohen sold

DRS + insiders + reserved for stock grants ("stagnant" on ComputerShared) is about 48% of shares outstanding. If that ever ticks up over 50% it becomes impossible for shorts to close.

GME already rugged from that wallstreetbets shilled scam pump kek baggies

>>51517839
Just two more years bros

>51517747
>Why yes I do spend all my time obsessively hyperfocusing on a single stock, but this is totally the same as someone looking at someone that's shit themselves in public and going 'lol, retard' then moving on. There's no difference.
But enough about your scat fetish, no one cares to hear about it.

>>51517781
Don’t bother selling. You baggie bitches are so gullible your pittance of a wage will only end up going to the first crackhead to spot you anyway. You suckers are just lucky you’ve never seen a man playing three-card monte on the street, you little bitches would empty your bank account thinking it’s free money round the corner! Have to head home to your fat ugly baggie bitch wives, explain that you lost all the money to a man on the boardwalk again, but don’t worry I think this bridge I bought is going to pay off soon! You’re a vital part of the ecosystem, you’re the little bitches that the underclass scam out of pennies. Kind of like manure but less useful and more of a bitch.

>>51517894
>But enough about your scat fetish, no one cares to hear about it.
tell that to your chairman

>>51517877
That's only an 8% increase in DRS when it's been increasing over 40% per quarter.

It brings me great joy that I will never go around seething about things that I supposedly don’t care about. Must be a miserable life.

holy shit look at BBBY

>>51517994
made me look

wagwagmi

This poor algo.

How does it feel to be smarter and more successful than all of these hedgies?
Luckily we live in America and they can get a job and pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Maybe they can learn to code or something, I don't know. Not my problem.
We're all gonna enjoy a massive plate of blins

>tfw should have bought some RUM

I can’t be the only one who noticed that the shilly boys got much more emotional and angry when Stevie Cohen and Jeff Yass came up. It was palpable

>>51518198
this feels like 86 years ago

Never thought about stocks but I came here because i love captain claw

>>51518208
SER! DO NOT MENTION THE NAMES! DO NOT MENTION THE NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!

>>51518123
>How does it feel to be smarter and more successful than all of these hedgies?
Oh you dumb baggie bitch. You're not. They've been printing off you fuckers since this stock hit $400. They just figured out you'd do anything if they made you think it was "owning the hedgies" and "smarter than the rest of them", all they have to do is play volatility and let you bitches come up cope narratives to explain it. It's a basic confidence trick and you guys are the people still feeding them years later because you're too desperate for the money and stupid enough that if someone says "doing this means you're a smart guy" you just do it even if it's clearly the retarded behavior of a baggie bitch.

>>51518208
>Stevie Cohen
Steve Cohen getting final delinquency notices like a common nigger LMAO

>51518208
You are. The same people begging us to discuss Yass and Cohen are the same people calling us baggies bitches. Nice try forming a narrative 45.

>>51518254
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xigm4m/comment/ip2wpgm/

>>51518208
>Stevie Cohen and Jeff Yass
Are they more of your bitch idols? What do these baggie bitches do, moderate a reddit community or post in a hugbox for 100 hours a week?

Wow he even had the two 1pbtid loaded up and ready to agree with himself. Kek.

>>51518289
It's hilarious how you spot them like I do lol

>>51518273
You guys aren’t even trying to be discrete anymore are you?
Steve Cohen and Jeff Yass are massively involved in the illegal naked shorting and cellar boxing of GameStop, and I will make it a personal mission to bring up their names every time you tell me Kenny is the boogeyman. It could not be more obvious you intend to Madoff walk Kenny, and let the game continue after. The problem is, this time, the whole GameStops

>>51518273
Never mind, I get it. You baggies are just arguing about your made-up fantasy shit amongst yourself. Does it make you feel more important when you invent villains that you're fighting against and factions with various loyalities?

>>51518287
>What do these baggie bitches do
Not pay in time.

>>51518287
>Pajeet has no idea about the financial who's who
Shocking!

>>51518289
You talkin to me, boy?

>>51517077
>>>/v/

get this shit off the board

>>51518343
why so you can shit it up with more smg loss porn and jeet coins?

>>51518324
>Some guy is late paying for something
>here's 1000 pages of nonsense to explain why it means my shit stock isn't going bankrupt
You baggie bitches are a real treat.

>>51518343
A bold new strategy, Sanjay! Let's see if it pays off!

>>51518343
/biz/ is a /gme/ colony

let's fucking gooo

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>51518360
>91 days late
Should not have borrowed when one cant pay it back. Simple as.

>>51518254
Looks like I struck a nerve. Whats the matter? Trapped in your short trade?
It's ok, after I take all of your money you will find a plethora of social programs to get you back on your feet. I'll be sure to drop off a few extra cans of creamed corn to the food bank so you don't starve. But the sooner you get a job again the better, because I really do wish Wendy's would stay staffed until 1AM again. I'm going to be doing a lot of partying with all of my deserved, and newfound wealth. Financial capitalism truly is the best system. All of my wildest dreams will come true, and the risk takers can deal with the consequences of their own action. I'm working on my two week notice, as are many people. So there should be plenty of positions to fill. They offer nice things such as health insurance and 401k matching so you can get back on your feet in no time! Depending on your age you may have to work until you are 70+ but that's ok. And if you need to pick up a few hours as a Walmart greeter that's fine with me too. Capitalism is the best because it can find work and use for everyone.
Oh well, back to work for me. Gotta use the last few months in the wage-cage to buy and DRS as many GME shares as I can!
Toodles!
>Kek Hedgies
>Kek Shillies
>Kek Pakeeties
>Kek Griffies
Checkmate Hedgies.

What's the new schizo copium this week baggie bros?

>>51518384
Shut the fuck UP

It’s starting now

That faggot who said this will pop off today will get his boyhole destroyed - BY ME - if extended trading hours ends and nothing happens.

>>51518419
it's tomorrow

>>51518419
Nukes this weekend

>>51518360
>some guy
>Pajeet this financially illiterate
This had better be in the documentary!

>>51518419
>>51518424
Hoes mad, I see

>>51518444
checkt & rekt

hes connected to stevie. the anger in his posts when he comes up is crazy. Wonder who the next owner of the mets will be when ol lardboy is behind bars (or on the run). I also wonder what will happen to all of the young employees at point72? Will anyone want them?

>>51518468
kek it's probably steve himself

I thought it was supposed to start today. What went wrong?

JESUS FUCK BBBY IS UNIRONICALLY MOONING

>>51518444
Bussy spreading back on the menu

>>51518502
Keith May see green soon

51518534
Why do you think your 1pbtid sock puppets & gaslighting lies work?

Outsider here

Prepare your booty for after hours

>>51518419
Two more weeks

>BBBY mooning
>up 1%

Kek

>>51518549
Shhhhhh your are off topic rambling again sweaty, stay on topic.

51518588
Again, I will ask, why do you think this works?

GME volume 2.7m so far
Average is 8.4m
sirs the coin is percolating

RYAN Cohen sucks donkey cock.

>>51517077
wtf this obscure old ass game I just downloaded like a week ago and finished, suddenly shows up here. and I'm a baggie as well. Syncronisity is real.

>>51518597
What are you talking about? Shorties are fucked and I am WAGMI

51518652
>avoiding filters
>Ban evasion
That would be at least 2 rules you are breaking

>>51518549
I thought of this as well. You can't let a literal melt-up occur so you have to spread the shares wide. These Market Makers will also provide the dividends because if the price melts up, corporations will be paying like 0.1% dividends. So what then is the fucking point? I own a modest stock portfolio but want to limit my exposure to these types ponzi tier frauds. Most of my money is tied up in physical goods and GME. Dividends I collect go into safe-haven assets so I can be simultaneously risk on & risk off.

I’m about to commit fraud by editing my paycheck stubs to qualify for a $25k personal loan

>>51518235
>>51518644 Checked
Based.

>>51518676
>want to limit my exposure to these types ponzi tier frauds. Most of my money is tied up in physical goods and GME
Kek.

entire market is poomping
kek collateralies

>>51518678
Based

51518676
Why do you think you pass?

>>51518549
>>51518676
The GME short squeeze is a profound global-event that I don't think any of us have truly nailed a bullseye on just what the fuck is really going on. Is it limited to GME and some "dead companies" all for the sake of chasing return for the pensioners? Are the diluting the entire stock market for the optics of the inflationary measures of the government/Fed?
Something fucking stinks here and is clearly looking like we stumbled into a conspiracy that is larger than hedge funds overshorting a stock.

I just don’t understand the point of mentioning Yass or Stevie. Sure maybe they’re short and deserve whatever happens to them but only one man has the power and capability of naked shorting. I don’t think I have to tell you who. At this point I think 45 is Ken's personal glownigger paid to deflect any attention on him to his rich friends he's about to drag into his own personal hell. With whatever id you choose 45 please explain why I should care about Yass or Stevie.

>>51518730
it's just a slow cult pump like tesla, one day it will be 1 trillion dollars in market cap and the NPCs will think there's nothing weird about it

>>51518743
>>51518749
I think he's utterly buck broken and going for broke now, he's been doing the same thing over and over for a week now and it's bizarre he thinks he passes.

>>51518749
>only one man has the power and capability of naked shorting
wrong

>>51518749
What a fag! Hahahaha

>>51518709
Kek shorties

>>51518766
he has the power to inject infinite liquidity, they can all nakedly short

>>51518676
>>51518730
You missed the point of that screencap. Its 45s go to script and him pretending he isn't 45 himself.

Your daily reminder.

A date for MOASS has been provided via meme magic. This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill.

I just realized something magnificent. The death trigger for shorts isn’t 100% DRS or even 74.1% or whatever. It’s 50%+1. At that point retail has absolute control of the company. We can vote ourselves dividends or to move the stock out of the DTCC and there is quite literally nothing that can be done to stop it. Even grain silo would be powerless. We could fire him and vote some of ourselves onto the board if we wanted to
>imagine the smell

What are the odds that the audit will reveal a bunch of redacted shit, a few minor psy ops, and a full admittance of "Gamestop stock psy op confirmed, everyone should sell"

>>51518791
inb4 half_moth is nominated to GME board

>>51518783
Citadel is not the only market maker charged with providing markets with liquidity. In fact, the "infinite liquidity" quote originally came from someone who works for one of their competitors.

>>51518799
obama shilled for trannies, the world was relatively normal before he got into office and then they gaslighted everyone into accepting radical leftist gender social construct etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtJFb_P2j48

>>51518749
Steve Cohen is a retard who is about to lose all of his money and his status as a non-felon
Jeff Yass has a gay last name, is a retard who is about to lose all of his money and his status as a non-felon

>>51518831
He is the DMM for gamestop he is literally the only one capable of doing it to $GME

>>51518805
I nominate half_brain into the afterlife

>>51518831
Yes but citedel is literally gme's designated market maker only they can provide the infinite liquidity needed to allows for anyone to kick the can for another 2 years you glownigger.

>>51518837
Can they not just roll their FTD?

>>51518837
Based and truthpilled anon

>SPY
LOL

>>51518834
Nigga wtf

>>51518865
that cost money

>>51518834
Break it down, DJ Seahorse!

I swear I never see so many 1pbtid unless they're here to defend 45 and his retarded distracting takes.

>>51518788
oh wow, it's today already

>>51517355
truth is you are a shill go back to sleep the bosses will wake you up when the dealer arrives with the next batch of coke for you to boof

>>51518871
Plungies are hellbent on propping up this corpse

>>51517582
comfy, moisturized, unbothered, no leverage, spot trading only, thriving, in computershare, not selling

>>51518940
Sometimes he does 1 or 2 comments before using them but yes it's a huge influx of them the moment he gets spotted.

>>51518947
Clown world is so bad even weekend at Bernie’s is now a documentary

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BBBY

>>51518788
pepper your angus

>PSA : When spotted please proceed to filter out the Glowiest of Glowniggers
Do not reward him or his sock puppets with a you

>>51517355
WAGMI frens, they’re actually using Down sx patients now, I think they are running out of less retarded shills! It’s really a good omen you’re here shill fren!

>51519011
>Do not reward him or his sock puppets with a you
Understood

Nancy Pelosi leaks (nudes) just dropped.

Here it is
The beginning of the end my basterds

51519042
>classic 1pbtid comes to gaslight
shocker

>>51519050
and we're green

>>51519050
Don’t look! It’ll blind you!

>>51519058
GME has good taste
>>51519063
Shutup pussy.

>51519057
How do you get away with spamming so much shit, are you a mod?

>>51519050
drop some grandma titties (you wont)

>>51519082
>>>/pol/396017176

>>51519095
>its real

>>51518805
>>51518791
Personally I nominate laptop stream guy

>>51518502
Holy shit, they are short ladder attacking it!

>>51519106
>hotpocketed
Hope you saved them

I'm gonna start compiling a list of all of 45s shady behavior.
1. Fud government intervention
2. Fud the Infinity pool
3. Claim the fed and the government are helping Ken yet somehow they've still not intervened
4. Insert Steve and Yass as somehow being on the same level as Ken
5. Admit to samefagging on multiple devices and using that to agree with himself while pretending to not be himself.
That's a start feel free to add anymore.

We are all smarter and more successful than everyone on Wallstreet. Are you ready to be millionaires?

>>51518502
>JESUS FUCK BBBY IS UNIRONICALLY MOONING

>>51518502
aaaaaand it's over

When this is said and done I'm going to find NF and peg him and force him to drink my bfs cum. 45 I'm just killing.

>>51519148
>posts about BBBY mooning with multiple ID's
>Never posts or mentions his position
>Never posts his top work by top men
There's a lot more

>>51519152
ive been ready for a long, long time

>>51519175
Can you throw Keith on the fire whilst your taking out the shills?

>>51519148
Steve and Jeff are unironically on the same level as Ken and have been doing it faaaaar longer than Ken. That’s why Ken is their patsy. He is the weakest and most moral of them (which is not saying much)
Look at the shills. Just fucking look at these pathetic pieces of shit. I bet to do something like this, you would have to be uglier than Steve Cohen
Also, the whitehouse was involved in Apex clearing’s (headed at the time by Tricia Rothschild, yes THAT red shield) decision to PCO last jan. So saying the government won’t intervene is kind of retarded

>>51519206
>>51519212
Why do you think this works 45? Genuinely curious why you think this works?

Multiple 1pbtid. Oy vey. When will they learn.

Let me ask you something /GME/:

Do these bags look "comfy" to you?

Tick tock, hedgies.

>>51519224
I can literally see it working in real-time by the lack of control you have over your emotions when we go outside your little Overton window of approved topics. I get fucking hard when you guys fuck up this badly.

My company is having a 3 month paper-trading competition to win some office prizes

Imagine I all-in GME and win this competition by MOASS. Would raise a few 'eyebrows'

>>51519212
>headed at the time by Tricia Rothschild, yes THAT red shield
Can I get a slightly less-quick rundown?

>>51519235
I don't tthink he cares to pass anymore he just does it to disrupt and to sow division

>51519247
>Overton window
There it is.
I actually want you to just remove the mask for a minute and tell me what's your record for id's you've swapped in the same thread.

>>51519270
>does it to disrupt and to sow division
>on 4chan
nigga we disrupt and sow division amongst ourselves because it's funny.

>>51519239
Comfy womfy

If you own an asset that someone else HAS to buy then you are essentially crash-proof. Normally people panic sell when a crash happens because they need cash. Hedgies have a liability where they need to buy back what they sold and there is no other way to settle their debt. Knowing this, we can literally let the price spike to impossible numbers because fundamentals or anything even matters. Supply/Demand will dictate a price and we alone are cornering the supply, and the demand has no substitutes.

Only people smarter than Wallstreet know this.
Captcha: PD 80K

>>51517281
Then why is GameStop still at 3 digits faggot?

>>51519295
I agree with this but he is quite literally a genuine glownigger and I'm sure if he was any better at this and didn't give himself away every post he would be trying to sow some of the most insidious fud. Alot like he did when he first arrived in these threads.

I am smart hehe

>>51519112
It would be a real honor my dude

Especially after I BTFO market watch guy at the airport chilis last week

Jannie vibe check

>>51519224
Are you legally retarded? I am starting to feel guilty about you getting your shit wrecked.

>>51519325
based

>>51519310
>P&D 80k
Buttcoin?

>>51519335

Soooo is he gonna post those Pelosiddies orrrr

>>51517077
Captain Claw is such a fucking great game. The fact it never got a sequel is a travesty.

>>51519239
Mega-comfy. I never even went into the red during the last dip, much to my disappointment.

It starts today AH, Tuesday we run. Super Shmita. It's Time

He types exactly the same every fucking time.

Aeva bouncing off 2.30s all time lows

>>51519401
I believe you

>>51519416
Yeah cuz it's a piece of shit stock kek

>>51518788
You have four (4) hours.

Is Tyler actually back?

>>51519363
holocheck

Cloudfare is having issues

>>51519175
Can I be NF?

>>51519175
Tits or gtfo.

I think RC will tweet tonight
just a feeling

kek baggies

>>51519545

>51519556
Tell me you're balancing the book to survive a margin call without telling me.

>>51519548
My fellow Gmericans.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ximruz/wat_doin_mayo_force_corp/
kennoid literally getting shat on by arab princes to get more collateral

>>51519656
>designated shitting skies

Today at 3:12pm VIX spikes, then halts for 5 minutes. Yes, you've read it right. Blue line is VIX overlayed with GME. Other images show previous VIX halts. Still no explanation as to why it happens.

>>51519706
Saw that, and also knew that when they fucked around with VIX a while ago that it had something to do with our current shit show

Ryan Cohen tweets “Tune into our GameStop twitch channel at 9:30AM ET for a special announcement twitch.tv/wehaveliftoff”

>At 9:30AM Ryan Cohen appears on the stream to 30,900 live viewers

“My fellow GMEricans. The time has come. For over 3 years, bad actors with bad intentions have been manipulating the stock market value of our company, GameStop. That is why today, we will be filing a (whatever 8-k or 9-k) with the New York stock exchange to recall every single share of GameStop currently being traded on the open market on Friday September 23rd, 2022. In the meantime, I Ryan Cohen, am purchasing the remaining available retail shares on the open market through GameStops transfer agent, computershare as of today. The time has come for the investors to take back their companies from criminals on Wall Street. And that starts today with GameStop.”

>stream abruptly stops
>stock goes to $100 and climbing fast
>halts
>CNBC, Bloomberg and FOX business in stunned silence as the market as a whole begins crashing

Check these digits.

>>51519769
>digits
>nice

The stock always does well when Tyler is here

>>51519769
Checks in ex-President

>>51519769
Sneed. You're trying to get us to stop DRSing, thinking that Ryan will do all the work.

>>51519820
Nice try, Tyler...

>>51519769
mfw

>>51519852
>we've been holding so long that there are now newfags that have never heard of Tyler
I am NOT tyler

>>51519249
Do it.
If anyone asks any questions, just tell them "hey, sometimes I like to make a big crazy bet."

>>51519769
I like this idea.

>>51519769
Alright which one of you faggots posted this to superstonk already

>>51519974
Cross posting is a false path. Christ is the only path a poster needs during moass. Reddit is utterly Luciferian.

I don’t know what the going rate is, but Steve and Jeff are paying their shills too much

>>51520003
Lmao the post is already being awarded too

>>51520014
who are steve and jeff?

>>51518855
double checked and keked

>>51520014
Is Ken not paying shills?

Crossposting?

kek hedgies

Easy MOASS t minus two weeks

>>51520033
Imagine paying a Chinese front for their communist party to express yourself with little images. On a platform they've clearly shown they've astroturfed in real time. Reddit kids really are something else.

>>51520097
Helpless weasels should be beaten dead or until they fight back.

>>51519384
Based. Monolith Productions has a long history of "they should make a second or third game, but never did" don't they?

>>51519511
Checked.

>>51519974
Topkek

>>51520230
lmao what a fag

>>51520230
Chinlets never learn

>>51520230
Jesus christ. This nigger sucks at opsec.

>>51520230
Why

>>51520230
Tyler is so much cooler than this guy

>>51520230

Ok so that was a fucking lie
FUCK whomever made this
Hard with a spork
So there isn't going to be shemitah crash is there before September 26th.... 2022

Is there any explanation as to why GME jumped on Feb 24th, 21?
I keep wondering what happened that day but nothing/no post offer an explanation.

>>51520354
We still have till EOD

>>51519974
Is it publix anon?

>oh look 45 is trying to get me hotpocketed again

>>51520361
FTDs

>>51520230
That's wild they self doxxed so much, but wilder if that's true.

>>51520230
https://streamable.com/j9ycp7

>>51520230
I know you're reading this faggot, grow a chin and lose some weight you disgusting homunculus. Your nose looks irreparable my modern medicine. I almost feel bad for how terrible your genetics are, on top of your shitty health and clothing choice.

Gme moons tuesday

>>51520444
Checked, extremely based trips

>>51520230
kek chinnies

Y’all do know I’m going to hire the hottest tight tummied female personal trainer after MOASS right?

Until then it’s nothing but pasta baby

>>51520282
>>51520311
>>51520327
>>51520334
>>51520336
it's "le xplorer"
he used to be a famous trip on /sp/ like a decade or more ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHw48J1ujqI

>>51520553
Hedgies thought they could beat this man.

>>51518444
Oh fugg, checked

>>51520553

https://youtu.be/MHguuStJnt4

when do I get to be rich?

>>51520553
God what a fucking loser, who is now probably utterly unemployable. No wonder he hangs out alone in bars trolling thots for attention. He 100% got his shit pushed in in prison

>>51520644
KEK
forwarding this to Tyler

>>51520553
>>51520617
this nigga has the opsec of a normie who uses the same email and password for everything. ffs i have his license saved

kek. Get 4.5 years while being a shut in neet

>>51520667
Oh shit it was that faggot too!?!

lol jannies deleting posts quicker than he deleted his twitter hahaha

>>51520679
yes, i would post it but i got v& for a month and couldnt oooooooo with the bros

>>51520431
>https://streamable.com/j9ycp7

who is this semen demon? I need moar

Stop giving him the attention he so desperately wants. It fucking sucks that I am going to WAGMI with him but that’s the territory

yo jannie relax bro

>>51520741
rnHookup

>it's a hotpockets episode

>>51520479
What phenotype is this?

holy fuck all this biden white supremacy action bullshit is just code for the children of the moth enacting bans on sites like this here hungarian tile crafting forum

WAGMI the moass is about to spill mad golden honey from the hive

wanted DOA

playlist anon, are you there? are you alright?

>>51520791
They need to go harder, deeper.

Shorting stocks in any capacity needs to be entirely removed from the market. The stock market should be purely about investing. Shorting is the anthesis of investing. Nobody should be profiting off the failures of companies and nobody should have the power to bankrupt a company through naked shorting. Enough is enough. The greedy Wall Street cunts need to be stopped.

>>51520977
Checked and I'm almost certain that moass will cause them to outlaw shorting. Shorting is already outlawed in a lot of countries.

>>51520977
dubs of truf

>>51520977
Checked.

>>51520996
The more you think about shortselling the more it gets revealed as a symptom of an overly financialized economy. The only justification is to avoid losing money in a market downturn... but by just goombling on the way down rather than buying the dip or starting a new business. Imagine if you actually had to do something productive with money to get a positive ROI rather than just goombling or frontrunning or cheating.

850000 shares (pre-splivvy) traded today. Fucking kek

What's for lunch, bros?
- Not Tyler

Just as long as it’s this year, there will be no need to rope

>>51519401
This I believe.
Make sure to kiss your clock when its same numbers i.e 07:07 and wish for MOASS, and make sacrifice to Loke.

soooooo i guess it’s over huh?

Investing in Gme 2 years ago did more for me than just secure my financial future. I’ve just overall become much more financially conscientious, fuck I’m even DCA at the gas station instead of getting a full tank I’m getting $15 every 3 or so days because it’s been going down. I’m DCA on groceries at the store. I just can’t help but try to save money now, coupon clipping and everything

>>51521317
always has been

Bag bröthers what happened today?

Damn half the thread got a 3 day ban for talking about LeXplorer

>>51521317
Yes. Moass is tomorrow.

Shmitta ends next week. Some crazy shit will happen and get blamed on the jews as usual

>blamed on

>>51520361
Ryan Cohen tweeted an ice cream cone. Notice how we dump when he tweets poop emojis

>>51520863
Anglo whore #5

>>51521523
The Animated Adventures of Ken Griffin would be awesome

>>51521355
Wait, are we Kethie free for 3 days again?
YABADABADOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>51519249
Do it

>>51521545
>Each episode involves Ken Griffin coming up with a new hairbrained scheme along with his bumbling sidekick Gabe
>They always end up getting thwarted by their own incompetence and Ryan Cohen

>>51521356
I have been preparing for quite a while. I am right with Christ and intend to use these new means to build a more Christian world.

>>51521577
Keith gone AND Tyler is back?
Ummmm yeah... I'm thinking we're gonna wagmi this week

Post MOASS I just want to get super buff. My current limitations are not enough time or money for food. Gonna start a farm and inject the stuff they give to those super cows and just be a big honking gigachad

WHERE IS THE NEW BREAD IM WORCESTERPHOBIC

>>51521660
>>51521660
>>51521660
Threaded.

>>51517462
WAGMI.

>>51520741
InnocentElixir / Austin Summer / @AsummerModel / onlyfans austinsummer / u/asummerslut

>>51518678
Inhumanly based

>>51518287
>What do these baggie bitches do
Is pretending to be retarded the best you can do?