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Hi anon, how was your weekend?

>> No.51515656

>>51515644
Can’t remember shit but now I have a cold

>> No.51515660

>>51515644
It suck. Spent a ton of money on a wedding.

>> No.51515687
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>>51515644
Same as always for the last 3 years

Weed from morning to dusk
Ketamine on weekends
A smidge of kratom inbetween

>> No.51515709

>>51515687
How do you fund this binge

>> No.51515721

Nothing much, just chillin' haha :)

>> No.51515735

>>51515644
>Just catching up on some sleep, heh...

>> No.51515756

>>51515644
>Cube Farm
I got offered one of these jobs at a minimum of $120k because of experience and security clearance. I would rather make half that money and not have to deal with this shit.

>> No.51515770

>>51515644
Twas great. I jerked off to the creepshots I took of your ass.

>> No.51515774

>>51515709
Gains from bnb shitcoins, bought a house & turned it into an airbnb and do fuck all about it.

My customers dont know they're just paying for a druggie's monthly drugs & wow subscription

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>>51515644
> just had some me time again

>> No.51515792

>>51515644
I masturbated 3 times yesterday and managed to get the lawn mowed before I got drunk and passed out.

>> No.51515804

>>51515774
Wow subscription
you play retail or classic?

>> No.51515808
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Did you do anything fun?

>> No.51515820

>>51515774
i own a house but have no real gf (occasional tinder slampig) and thought about renting it out as an airbnb. i could stay at my parents on the weekends or get a cheapass hotel. do you do something simliar?

>> No.51515857

>>51515644
>weekend spent on meth fueled jerk off and edging sessions
it was good. visited family and old highschool friends. and what about you?

>> No.51515909

>>51515644
I watched a chart of magic internet beans all weekend. How bout you?

>> No.51516000

>>51515778
Your outie has good grip strength

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>>51515644
great. I went on a date with a that guy from tinder I was showing you, but he didn't look as good in person as his pictures.

>> No.51516105

>>51516023
How much for her to be my mommy?

>> No.51516107

>>51515644
I’m stoned all the time, didn’t even know we just had a weekend until you said something

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>>51515644
>>51515656
>>51515660
>>51515687
>>51515721
>>51515735
>>51515770
>>51515774
>>51515778
>>51515857
>>51516023
>>51516107
What do you fags actually do? What work is actually going on in these offices?

>> No.51516264

>>51515644
Britt is cute

>> No.51516279

I've been a NEET for too long to care or know what day of the week it is.

>> No.51516399

>>51516167
tldr I push money around and pump your poorfag bags.

>> No.51516438

>>51516167
I work in a Risk department for a bank ser.

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>>51516167
I bring the budget requests from Marketing to Finance. I can understand the P&L. Marketing people can't do that. Finance is too busy to talk to Marketing.

>> No.51516615

>>51516167
I fix computers.

>> No.51516707

>>51515644
that's a man

>> No.51516714

>>51516449
can't the finance people just build a dashboard?

>> No.51516739

>>51516167
>boomerpost on 4chan
You don't think that fisherman works for a company that manages the expenses on his boat and buys condoms for when he and the boys are fucking each other in the ass? You're delusional.

>> No.51516786

>>51516023
I thought it smelled like feet in here

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>mfw wfm
>went to the office first time in two years for newly introduced monthly meetup
>met a newly hired cuttie
>didn't chat long enough to be comfortable in reaching out online
>can't stop thinking about her
>next meetup will be in one month
I shouldn't have gone there

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>>51516714
They probably do. But marketing is too stupid to understand what it means. So finance has to hire someone to do what that other poster does. It's all so tiresome

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>>51517172
never shit where you eat

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I sprained my ankle

>> No.51518696

>>51515656
I read this as "Can't remember shit but now I have a child"

>> No.51518771

>>51516167
This retarded image needs to stop being posted. You can easily subvert its logic by oversimplifying any job description.

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>>51516739
>nufagposting
How many commercial fisherman do you know? Many are independent contractors and family businesses.

>> No.51518952

>>51515644
Shit, I want to blow my fucking brains out

>> No.51518997

>>51518496
owie

>> No.51519204

>>51518496
Sorry to hear that fren. We all have bad times physically at some point.my family is having tough times also, so I'll pray for you tonight and hope our lord and savior Jesus will give you some comfort

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>>51515644
I went to the Vatican Museums and it was kind of underwhelming, way too crowded and no air condi-
Wait a minute, I'm retired from crypto. Who the fuck are you and how did you get in my airbnb? Are you a hooker? Am I about to have "the sex"?

>> No.51519966

>>51519231
St Peter's itself is so magnificent tho. I went when it was 90+ degrees out and it was nice and cool and peaceful inside

>> No.51520015

>>51515660
but you get free pussy now, right?

>> No.51520043

>>51518074
so shit there and find somewhere else to eat.

>> No.51520058

>>51519966
It was closed by the time I left the museum but I'm going back. The Da Vinci painting and the famous statue were both not on display this last weekend, but they'll be back in October I believe. So I'll hit the Basilica and square then. Rome has lots of cool shit though glad I'm staying a good long time to see it all.

>> No.51520179

>>51519966
>>51520058
Burn in hell atheists

>> No.51520189

>>51515644
howd you get in my house

>> No.51520266

>>51520058
name 5 things in rome worth seeing

>> No.51520500

>>51520266
St Mary Maggiore Basilica (free), Colosseum, Vatican City, the catacombs, Trevi Fountain, and much more. I love old and historical stuff so every street I walk down is a pleasure.

>>51520179
If you have any kind of spirituality at all, you'd know that the Vatican has lost touch with the Holy Spirit. They LITERALLY have gift shops in their churches here. I only go to see the art at this point.

>> No.51520558

>>51515644
pretty good Righfag, spent it having fun with holoride VR NFT tech that's already integrated into Porsche cayenne for some demo ride here in L.A

>> No.51520587

>>51520015
she is great in bed. She loves it when I just grab her and fuck her randomly during the day.

>> No.51520639

>>51515644
I want to kill myself please god end my suffering

>> No.51522372

>>51515644
Hurt my neck, stiff as a board.

Happy to actually get back to work.

>> No.51522403

>>51515656
Should have gotten vaxxed

>> No.51522424

>>51518074
That's why I'm fucking the contractor, lmao

>> No.51522462

>>51515660
on your wedding?

>> No.51522524

my RTO to office this year has made me more of a misogynist. whenever I look at the screens of the women who work at my office, I'm always wondering "the hell are you even doing". It's always screens of the email inbox, calendar, or skype messager.

there are two whores on the other side of the office that i swear to god just chat all day since they sit next to each other. must be a nightmare for the men around them

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i boughted and its pumping
feeling good in the abdomen

>> No.51522598

Someone please post the visit from Vocaroo Chad???

>> No.51522622

>>51515656
you got hiv my lad