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>Extremely nervous for interview
>Decide to stop at a local liquor store on a whim
>Couple of drinks of Rum and I'm cool and Suave
>Didn't even say "UHM" or look at the floor even one time

What the fuck? Why didn't you retards tell me that Liquor is the key to solving Autism?

>> No.51514038

>>51513836
There's a reason people in high power jobs would have liquid lunches.
Of course, that was back when america was fucking cool and gas was 2 cents or wtv.

>> No.51514047

CBD or adderall might help too

A couple drinks do take the edge off.

>> No.51514059

>>51513836
>go to interview smelling of alcohol
>dont get hired
>uUUUAHHHHH WTF ITS THE BLACKS AND COS WOMEN

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>>51514059
How do you smell of alcohol? You're not pouring it on your body or clothes.

That would be silly anon

>> No.51514134

>>51513836

>What the fuck? Why didn't you retards tell me that Liquor is the key to solving Autism?

every normie in the world drinking at bars and parties for thousands of years didn't tip you off to this? it's a drug that short term lowers social anxiety

>> No.51514396

>>51513836
literally common knowledge but ok

>> No.51514660

>>51514134
Inhibitions are lowered, actualitina.
My shame of hating all you meatbags as much as I usually hate myself is gone. That is all that happens for me, everything's still a fucking hassle and I wish the nukes would rain down already.

>> No.51514683

>>51514077
you dont notice it because your nose acclimatizes to the smell within 10-15 minutes. it will be easy to notice on your breath for an hour, especially rum, and especially in an interview setting.

tldr. you blew it you retard.

>> No.51514941

>>51514683
If he's American, his fellow lards have such poor senses of smell he's probably fine.
People look at me like I have a fucking superpower because I can tell the difference between pork, beef and chicken by smell

>> No.51515456

>>51514047
>CBD
does this actually do anything

>> No.51515489

>>51514077
>How do you smell of alcohol? You're not pouring it on your body or clothes.

your whole body smells of it when youve been drinking

>> No.51515496

>>51514077
You need to be 18 or older to post here.

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>>51513836
What's worked for me in the past is when I happen to get serious road rage on the way to the interview, then I show up with a 'don't give a fuck' attitude and nerves of steel.

>> No.51515673

>>51513836
You're going to become an alcoholic if you keep that up. Wont be charismatic for long like that.

>> No.51515706

>>51513836
It makes you believe you are suave

>> No.51515809

>>51514047
just don't overdo it if you actually want the job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPfVIoB9C0c

>> No.51515832

>>51513836
get yourself a gallon of GBL and you'll never suffer autism again

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>>51514047
>>51514077
>>51514683
>>51515489
Nice redditspacing!

>> No.51516267

>>51513836
Drinking does wonders for my social life too. I become like i used to be before my 4chan autism took over and people actually like hanging out with me, kek.

A few swigs to turn down the voices inside of my head and all of the insane thoughts I have going on , lel. Going sober for a while now though. Getting fat from drinking

>> No.51516311

>>51516197
>Nice redditspacing!

Rumbled. I even have a reddit account though I never post anything or read it much.

Now what? Wait to be processed by the 4chan police?

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>>51516311
You can do it if you like to my friend, I'm just an auitist on 4chan who cares lol

>> No.51516763

>>51514683
Or you can just pretend that you used the hand santizer. This also makes them think you're a normie which increases the chance of getting the job.

>> No.51518338

>>51515456
Yeah but it makes you kinda sleepy.

>> No.51518493

>>51514047
Ehh I was always wide eyed and using my hands at people in meetings on adderall

>> No.51518966

>>51514038
Could we ever get back to this sort of era

>> No.51519298

>>51514683
Drink vodka, has less smell

>> No.51519573

>>51515456
vaping wax right now, hell yeah it does brother. keeps you lucid and chill.