/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51512858
lie

>>51512858
just work for free bro. it's called internship

>>51512962
that's bussin fr fr

>>51512858
> Don't even want a job anymore, I have experience.

>>51512858
>got job
>don't be shy to ask around, we're like small family here
>1st month have to work 10+2 hr. without OT
>2nd month manager gave more work from another department to do
>now have to do 2 jobs simultaneously without raise
Fuck boomers

>>51512858
im genuinely stuck in this fucking situation bros
even though i did a 3 months internship they all want a gorillion years of experience even for junior roles what the fuck

>>51513730
>> he thought his life would start after getting his degree and a nice job
>> little did he know, it ended.

>>51513764
i was asking for advice anon, not being mocked
a genuine question
also i didn't state anything about "starting my life after i get a job" that's bullshit

>>51512858
Just join the military you faggot

>>51512858
>Can't get girlfriend because I need experience
>Can't get experience because it requires a girlfriend

>>51514144
you don't need experience to get a gf.
just look good and go where there are girls. that's all you need to do

>>51513882
im just speaking from experience. I got my compsci degree and a nice job half a year later, and I thought I made it, now i'll make good money and be happy, then my dreams and hopes got CRUSHED. welcome to corporate wageslavery. enjoy. its even worse if you actually get the job. neets that never worked don't know how good they have it.

>>51514270
Is comp sci a meme?

>>51512887
this, everybody lies, just don't tell any lies that you could get called out on during the interview i.e. exaggerate your existing skills but don't put on your resume that you know C++ if you don't

>>51514246
>just look good

>>51514246
>>51514144
you do have to fake it till you make it. i pretended not to be a virgin my first time.

>>51514335
no you don't. just look good and girls will come to you. then you say yes lets go and boom you have a gf.

>300 years of white privilege
>still no job

>>51514289
right now, not yet, since it pays well, but it will soon become a meme. its slowly becoming a meme. its soul crushing work and you will go blind from sitting infront of the computer all day

>>51514403
What do you wish you have done instead

>>51512887
>lie
thats the problem with this culture, there's no consequence to lying so you're always at a disadvantage if you're honest
hold your head high all the way to the hobo camp

>>51512858
>say I'm expert in Excel
>hope to god I'm never called out on the bluff

>>51512858
I've been at the same place for 10 years... I'm going insane... I need to get out... Help me...

>>51514431
I wish I skipped getting a degree. I wish I went into construction or electric as a job (I had a degree for it when I finished highschool at 18). I wish I started making money as fast as possible instead of wasting years and years getting a college/uni degree. I could have started investing at 19. but instead, because i fell for the college meme I only started investing at 26. the richest guy I know has his own house contruction company, he started at 16. he had his own house gf, car and everything and a company by the time he was 24. GOD i wish I didn't fall for the "trades is a meme" meme. Imagine if my construction company friend also invested!!! he would be a multimillionaire at 26. while I was still broken and just had a meaningless paper that says "Can get good goy points" I didn't even learn that much in college. I learned coding on my own. fuck this bs

>>51514533
Damn I just graduated college feels bad man why did we let our parents pressure us into this bullshit :(

>>51514557
they think school is good but if you are above average intelligence or below average intellegince its just a waste of time. with the internet and freedom if information, you can learn anything on your own. School is a system not needed after about 12 years of age. if you get the basics of language and maths down you can go learn on your own. school is for midwits now. we got memed.

Lol just get money bro lmao

>>51514533
i was halfway into a ecology degree so i could make 35k a year riding a state owned truck through backroads all day long, changed it to biochemistry just so i could no longer enjoy anything and then 7 years in laboratories being exposed to chemicals just so I could make 35k a year "fighting the war against cancer"
now I shitpost on welfare

>>51514593
Fuck man so much time wasted I didn’t even fucking have fun at college

>>51514593

Will ANY company even give you a chance of working in finance without a Bachelors in Finance and a CFA, or CPA? I doubt it. That's why it's all bullshit. They purposefully put in legal/regulatory barriers for people to even try anything.

It's $120k to get a damn Finance degree at the college near me. I can guarantee I can run circles around half of the graduates.

>>51514667
> finance jobs
you need good goy points for that. cause its a scam. money is a scam, finance is a scam. I wish I lived in Argentina near a big lake or river and could fish and hunt. i'd be so happy just chopping wood for winter, hunting, fishing and taking care of my lil farmhouse or even shed. I"D LOVE TO SLEEP IN A FUCKING WOODEN KEKSHED NEAR A BEATIFUL LAKE OR SEA AND OR FOREST SO I CAN HUNT AND FISH. FUCK COLLEGE, FUCK FINANCE, FUCK SOCIETY. FUCK EVERYTHING.

>>51514270
Just cus ur a pathetic failure doesn't mean we all are

>>51514270
i have that same degree anon and it has been 6 months since i started looking for a job, still nothing just 2 interviews that didn't go nowhere

>>51514709

I'm unironically getting to this. It's strange, I find economics and finance interesting, and it's my main hobby, but ultimately idgaf and I'm so frugal, all I would do is either save it for my kids, or travel. I don't care about a big house, nice car, etc. Family, friends, abd hobbies (fishing, gemology, beach/swimming) is way more important to me.

>>51514731
I wouldn't call myself a failure. I have a nice bitcoin stack and I'm richer than most of my peers now. but even then. I stopped measuring success as in monetary wealth. I haven't worked the past year and I wont work atleast another year. Yes I'm a 31 year old neet but fuck it. Fuck the system. I'm leaving for holidays this winter. I'll leave this week and return home next year in march. Maybe just maybe i'll take a job again after. IDK. Idon't want to waste anymore time working some corporate bullshit job for some stupid shekelstein ceo. fucking meaningless jobs to create meaningless products to sell to fucking idiots. 90pct of products and jobs are TOKENS NOT NEEDED.

>>51513730
Maybe do another short internship at a company you know is hiring? But the real redpill is that the easiest way to get a job is through your network.

>>51514593
The education system is a vampire that feeds on the life energy and potential of young adults.

>>51514785
i fucking know man, i fucking know that having someone that knows someone is the real cheatcode, it's either networking or nepotism
and a bit of luck ofc

>>51512858
Just lie on your resume bro.

What's the worst thing that can happen?

Nigga be thinking they will get the death penalty for making up shit on their CV's

>>51514836
it's illegal in some countries depending on what you lie about

>>51514836
yeh just lie, who cares. the entire corporate world is about lieing and scamming anyway. you buy a product for $0.1 then you do something with it that costs $0.5 and then you sell it for $5. basically scamming your buyer. and the companies with the most profit are the best scammers. corporate world is lieing, scamming, cheating. profiteering. dog eats dog scamworld. imagine wanting to even be a part of that. Maybe i'll pull a Jesus soon and just go full hobo mode.

>>51514784
You wasted years of your life in meaningless jobs and now you are hopelessly lost. It's a sad tale, but not a position from which one should give advice

>>51514437
I need food more than I care about the "culture"(which includes food)

>>51514897
i worked for 4 years and I have half a million dollars. cause I invested in Bitcoin and Crypto. stop projecting, I'm not hopeless and lost. I'm giving these youngsters a dose of reality.

>>51514831
There's stuff you can do to get your foot in the door though. A friend of mine would search for people working in the industry he wanted to work in on LinkedIn and ask them if they wanted to go for coffee and tell him about their work.

>>51514897
When one is candid about his regrets that is the most honest and valid advice you will find. Most "advice" is filtered through layers of ego and narcissism in which the truth is lost.

>>51514866
You would have to fuck something up majorly and maybe they would investigate. As long as you don't do retarded shit it should be fine.

>>51515041
In any domain there are the losers. If you choose to listen to the losers advice, it is easy to predict where you will end up
>>51514942
U still dont get it...

>>51515086
k, stay slave.

>>51514400
>white privelage
>claiming to be nonwhite on an application gives you a better chance at being hired

>>51512858
Just do what every single millionaire, billionaire, w/e-illionaire did & lie

>>51514533
The biggest black pill is that all of these plumber and electrical people will still have work when the mass lay offs come as this market complete dumps. All of us “college educated” retards who specialize in bullshit dependent on corporate employment are so fucked

>>51515129
You endured through corporate wageslavery for 4 years and you're calling me the slave? there is something in this life between corporate wageslavery and a nihilistic meaningless neet... it is all a matter of opinion, but, in my opinion, no neets do not have it "good" in any sense. If you are not pursuing some worthwhile goal, you are probably not happy. And most neets dont do that

>>51514890
> Maybe i'll pull a Jesus soon

Get crucified by Jews? Isn’t that exactly the thing you described?

>>51515189
>no neets do not have it "good" in any sense
I'm a rich neet and I do what I want. I'm going to travel for half a year and sip cocktails at the beach while my frens in Europe freeze.

>>51515190
more like, I'll leave everything and anything behind and give away all my stuff and just hobo around.

>>51515241
Have you travelled alot before? Travel is fun and important, and will push any person to grow in all sorts of dimensions simply due to the novelty of being in lots of different situations. It is still not a path to a fulfilled life in and of itself

>>51515264
I spent last winter in Spain for 4 months on my own with just a backpack and this time I'm going to spend 6 to 7 months abroad with my backpack. also your opinion of what fulfilling is, is not someone elses. I'll go travel cause I can. You can sit in the wagecage if you want to do that instead.

>>51512858
>>Can't get experience because it requires a job
Do your own projects for a while, so youll have a portfolio to fall back on. Whats so hard to understand about this?

>Can't have sex because I need experience
>Can't have sex because I’m a virgin

>>51514953
i guess there's no way to get a decent job without surrendering to the linkedin cabal