/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51514058
First for ancestral memories.

>>51514058
thoughts on shmita?

JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

CHING CHONG CHANG gook sucky funky. CHANG CHING CHONG shitty iconomoki.

>>51514058
>SPX volume
the slurpening begins

I wish they'd hit the market with a 100 hike instead of 75

>>51514471
Uploaded to computer

>chart local highs and lows so can swing trade options to at least make some money on crab day
>immediately drops below local low as soon as I have a buy order ready to place
well jokes on them because I went to take a shit instead of placing it, cunts

OIL going green soon

What's really going to be crazy is when it's a 50 bps hike

>>51514509
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-7jJUldaCM

Betting on the CHINA economy to crash along with war with CHINA. I am the modern day MICHAEL DINGLEBERRY.

I am a badass.
Please clap.

Thank god I've hoarded six figures in cash positions for a house downpayment. The poors won't be able to afford that 8% interest rate.

why, my peanus weanus, of course

>>51514535
Why would you do that to poor Nipponese?

And........ Walla! Just like that, the depression is cancelled.

>75
Good Lord imagine the pump.

Oversold it

BOBO EMERGENCY

>>51514570
>>51514590
queen procession, m8. markets have bottomed. queen is taking them to heaven with her.

can anyone explain to me how to read this stuff on thinkorswim®? reminds me of that anon's bubble chart. any vids on understanding this?

>>51514583
If JPow dropped a 50 bps increase I think we'd be at all time high by the end of the week

Fed will print and inject money to keep this turd floating until after midterms.

If I ate rice and chicken instead of ordering pizza for the last 10 years and put saved money into stock market, I would be able to retire now. Not to mention health benefits.

>>51514590
Talk about hopium

YOU SAID IT WOULD GO DOWN

>>51514623
Chicken and rice are a great combo.

>>51514590
I was saying this since last friday, that we hit the bottom. I hope he is not citing me though, no refunds.

>>51514628
>when he goes in to pull the glass out
Yeah, I wouldn't have done that. But that's just me...

THIS MARKET IS FAKE AND GAAAAYYYYYYY

Now the equity market is on its right way to have multiple buying signal at once. Once we have a positive MACD in the daily time-frame, this will confirm the Bullish MACD in the weekly time-frame.

>>51514616
This isn't true. Why would you come in here and spout these kinds of lies. You're going to get innocent anonymous people hurt.

my prevailing theory that the only thing the market is primed for is stealing money from retail should result in a second reversal just to really fuck with everyone

>>51514659

>>51514669
>Retail should result in a second reversal just to really fuck with everyone

They wouldn't be that corrupt.

>>51514669
How does price going down hurt you exactly? Wait, are you telling me you didn't buy your stocks for fat 5%+ yield dividend stocks? Oh no... Oh no this is real bad anon, what are you doing?

>>51514615
Which is exactly why it’s improbable he would. If he does 75bps, I’m going all in UCO. This is his last chance to be serious. If he isn’t, inflation is going to run for the extended future. Game over middle class plebs

>>51514679
>They wouldn't be that corrupt.

smart money already exited last week

1+ bps is priced in

>>51514691
face it- we are green all week no red. Never bet against the US of A.

>>51514695
So you are saying smart money is on the sidelines before the upcoming fed pivot? Uhhh meltupbros?

>>51514679
>they
>the tribe
>they wouldn’t be that corrupt

>>51514685
>fat 5%+ yield dividend stocks
You got any of those sustainable 5% yield dividend stocks?

>>51514695
>1+ bps is priced in
>bobos on copium
yeah, 1+bp would be priced in. You fucking retarded bear.

Just got off the phone with JPow...

>>51514695
>ONE base point
Holy fuck.

>>51514679
>They wouldn’t be that corrupt

You fucking retard, there is no difference between any of these organizations. They’re all part of the same beast. The Fed is pumping liquidity into blue chips and banks constantly for years and you doubt their corruption?

>>51514695
I'm big dumb money

>>51514623
I get a large from dominos and that's about 3-4 meals for me and it's only $9 carryout after taxes

>>51514729
they are helping the American industry and worker buy making their companies stronger...

Real talk, why aren't you /smiggers/ all in UNH? Have you ever seen a more beautiful chart? Take the megacap healthcare pill and prosper, anon. Boomers are getting older and healthcare is recession proof. For you degenerate gamblers, UNH options are liquidity supreme too. What the fuck are you all waiting for?

>>51514742
>this post

>>51514695
75 or 100 bps is bullish. Its either on target or taking things more serious. At this point rate hikes are a sign to markets that fed is taking job seriously.

s&p 500 shorting bros... we lost.

I'm just not going to long or short until Wednesday. I'm just not going to do it.

>>51514724
kek

Why are people slurping this so hard?

>>51514753
>UNH options are liquidity supreme too.
Doubt

>>51514762
OH NO NO NO BOBOS JPOW ONLY HIKED 100BPS THE SPY IS UP 21 PERCENT IN THE PAST HOUR

>>51514753
very nice chart, it would be a shame if I were to buy it so I could dump to the ground, wouldn't it?

>>51514721
Yeah I got some:
- ADN.TO (it's crabmaster though)
- GOLD (as in Barrick gold)
- KO (well yield is 3% now because price went up so much this year, but KO increases dividend yields constantly so you can't lose really)
- BHP
- WILC
- NEXA
- HIMX (current divvy yield is a lie due to special dividend. It's closer to 4% usually)
- SBSW (although company has lots of troubles now)
- BX
- PEP has 3% now, but it also increases yields slowly. Still, it's consumer staple so it's quite decent.

>>51514787
quick profits on this dead cat

>>51514792
>noooooo you cant be bullish on the markets! Theres going to be a commie uprising any minute now.

>>51514791
Check for yourself. UNH is a 500 billion dollar megacap. It's in the dow and the Shid&Piss 500. I doubt you'll have any problems trading its options
>>51514794
don do it anon

There is literally no way we the markets will be red for the rest of the week

I hate weeks like this. Every day is just littered with landmines basically, with smart money making all their various moves and shit. I only made $40 and I think I might be done. Too skittish today. Fucking scam wicks galore.

>>51514817
>ONLY A TOTAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE COULD STOP THIS BULL MARKET
STONKS ONLY GO UP PUMP IT UPPERINO

>>51514817
lmao why does this queer wear kids beads? Is it an obvious answer...?

>>51514829
>I only made $40
well done. shit adds up

Potential HS?

I bought 1 share of SPY at the top of the market.
I’m convinced that as long as I don’t sell the market will continue to go down.

More and more strange occurrences will happen to make sure it keeps going down. Reality will start to warp.
You’ve been warned.

>>51514858
That's a penis.

>>51514814
Aaaaaaaaaa +0.02% I'm scalpinggggggg

>>51514858
These patterns were made by Jews, I wouldn't trust them

>>51514858

good morning sirs

>>51514870
Thank you for doing the needful. We will build a statue for you after the collapse. Sadly you will not survive when your 1 share reaches a value of $-17,000,000,000,000,000

PRTY
R
T
Y

>>51514894
F'n A

bogged

>>51514829
Your colourerer looks like it threw a fit.

>>51514857

>>51514669
>should result in a second reversal just to really fuck with everyone
so has everyone been officially fucked with yet or does it need to drop a few more points first

>>51514910
smuggling gone wrong

>>51514910
Crab belong in a can.

s*

Yes, my boomerfolio grows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvfR3XLXPvw

Boboo.... my maann... i was just joking alright.. we cool?

>>51514679
>and then he said, "They couldn't be that corrupt" !!!!

>>51514894
That's it? If you had a million dollars you'd TA two charts at the same time?

Smug mumus loving the fake and gay pump. 75bps and shemitah ends in a week.

>>51514962
No

recommend me some stocks to buy before the "meltup" happens on wednesday so i can buy a russian wife

>>51514964
>Not even 30 years ago the worst thing in life was having a cubicle office job
Just imagine reflecting on today in several decades.

The queen is back in the church now, and they're doing the ceremony. They're going to entomb her in the church like Han Solo in Starwars right? We should probably be buying something that is going to be in demand now that the Queen is dead. Like I don't know what that would be, do any of you have any ideas?

>>51514535

black Monday, calling it now

>>51514963
kek, I love you guys

>>51514995
filename

>>51514999
Checked, but tone down your racism, please.

>>51514964
Damn straight. Always wanted to do that.

>>51514956
No way.

>>51514999
checked and flip those 9's around, satan

It's the last chance to buy SOXL dip before we moon for the next 10 years.

>>51514870
Thank you for your sacrifice. I also helped by closing a put near the top. Still all in short TSLA puts. Godspeed

>>51515007
kek, anyone have the screen cap of baggies Friday night meltdown?

2 more weeks for the meltup
keep buying the "dip" mumus

>the market since 10:49 AM EST for some fucking reason

>>51514999
cool it with the antisemitism buddy

>>51515033
You really like fooling newfags into losing money huh?

>>51514999
>black Monday
Martin Luther the King day is in January. You've got a long time to wait for Black Monday.

>it's a rerun of the episode "scam pump into FOMC then dump a day after"
>Mumus euphoric
My sympathy has somehow gone even lower

>>51515048
At least we're not getting nuked like the last couple weeks.

>>51514962
Nothin' personnel, kid

>*CLACK**CLACK**CLACK**CLACK*

>>51515060
yes

>>51514986
If there's a retard pump then tech memes are a good option. FAGMAN, TSLA, etc.

test

>>51515046
This one?

kek, baggies, kek

ABORT WOOP WOOP ABORT

>>51515060
He got me before, now I have to keep buying until my average cost goes down

>>51514669
>my prevailing theory that the only thing the market is primed for is stealing money from retail should result in a second reversal just to really fuck with everyone
i officially predicted the future
for my next trick, im going to half a second cup of coffee

>>51515098
if you're not still banned you weren't shitposting hard enough. Do better anon

>>51515071
That's a very polite bear.

>>51515046

About time that piece of shit spy cratered. Now my puts can print. Bulltards get fucked

>>51514910
>crab people
crab people
>crab people
crab people
>crab people
crab people

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51515116
I just bought a pass actually fren :3

>>51515127
kek
i remember when he was up 30k last week and i made a post like "you should take some profits" and he responded "thats pussy shit" then he ended the day negative
kek

And down we go!

BUY THE DIPPPPPPPPP

>>51515163
Tripfags should be mocked eternally

itll be ok

>>51515155
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

there's a new dip in the making right now, you know what to do

>>51515127
That 's the one. Thank you anon.

the market beclowns itself

wheres prty bro

SELL SELL SELL FOR YOUR LIVES WHILE THERE IS TIME!

I'M SICK OF THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT!

Might just coinflip the last hour.

>>51515203
that's my favorite word I learned in the last year. lurking /smg/ does have some value albeit non-economic

>the world is your cart
It’s time to start averaging in over 6 months.

I Bezos is browsing this thread, please make it happen.

>>51515127
What the fuck? I take one Friday night off and I miss this?

>>51515127
kek
is this real?

>>51515238
DEM RANGS BOI, DEM RANGZ

>>51515238
I wonder which of these Instacart, DoorDash, UberEats type places were the first to realize that some market share is much, much more lucrative.

For example, Popeye-ordering black women.

>>51515243
Nah Bezos is fucking his tranny GF at the moment.

>>51515127
KWAB
W
A
B

>>51515249
DEM RANGz OF POWAH

>>51515238
i hate commercials with other species.
especially the ones depicting inter-species relationships.

well, ty. i know where to find pol

>>51515265
The last time this happen he also pumped SOXL.

>>51515265
>has spic tranny "g"f
>eats mcdoi goyslop

what the fuck is the point of being a billionarie?

>>51514870

>small caps getting fucked while the rest of the market is barely moving
they're gonna kill everything by the end of the day/week aren't they?

WHEN WILL THIS HORSE SHIT END

Uhhh SOXL sissies....
Are we back?

>>51515290

>Oil back to 85
Didn't expect that one.

OIL going up. Where are the oil barons at?

>>51515127
kek baggie

WHEN WILL WE GET TO SPECULATE ABOUT A STOCK MARKET AGAIN INSTEAD OF JUST SPECULATING ABOUT WHAT THE FED NEEDS TO SIMULATE TODAY TO GET THE PRICE WHERE THE BIDEN ADMIN NEEDS IT TO BE

The 97% chart proves to be true again. Red day and red futures is a red tomorrow

>>51515304
we are going into a WEF sponsored great reset depression, oil will be outlawed

>>51515292
Middle class must be destroyed. Only gigacorporations should be allowed to exist. Freedom experiment clearly failed and it's about time irresponsible middle classers were prohibited from owning a business.

that was a pretty sharp midday swing, we're really just going to fucking hypercrab today huh

>>51515315
Never

>>51514721
BSTZ

>>51515315
it really does feel like fundamentals mean nothing right now and all that matters is what Jerome Powell says.

slurp le heckin dip chud !!!

>>51515305
ukraine condensate chad represent

>>51515315
You might want to check your social credit score after this inflammatory misinformation comment buddy!

Looks like somebody needs a visit from their friendly neighborhood IRS stormtrooper agents

>>51515328
that's really how it is, and when you look at the markets it's very evident; even small caps that are actually profitable have been slaughtered YTD, there's a very clear agenda in just killing their share prices and ensuring they don't survive; either forced to split and fuck over shareholders or just get delisted

>>51515271
[addendum to >>51515280]
i mean, i am revolted by the look of this creature (the top one).
not only i am of the firm belief that it is something fundamentally different then me,
this thing is also an example of a grotesque caricature of everything that could go wrong with that other species.
it's gluttonous, unhealthy, it's a literal environment wrecker. it brings death and imbalance to every ecosystem it lives in. i guess this is the mostly the reason i'm revolted and disgusted by it.
same goes for beings of my own species that live that way.

disgusting

>>51515334
>BSTZ
fuck off i'm not investing in blackcock

>>51515171
Had to trap a few more of the goyim this week before JPOW. Adding to puts on all fake rally’s.
>Moshe collecting shekels this week from mumus

>>51515332
when I was a market noob I used to wonder why precious metal boomers got all up in arms over the fed. It seemed funny at the time why they seemed so serious about some far away political bullshit or whatever lol amiright
>I get it now. I am become boomer now

>>51515354
Sorry your trade went south.

>>51515314
This is outdated. I'll bet he's doing pretty well lately. Probably getting close to breaking even.

>>51515284
Why, to enjoy a Big Mac off your tranny gf's ass.

>>51515365
I dont think its Mumus turn yet.

>>51515354
Yeah, just look who was mostly affected by lockdowns. Corporations got bailouts and cheap credit, while small business around the world got slaughtered. This winter it will be the same story, not due to lockdowns but high energy prices that will force bankruptcies. Consumers will have no choice but to buy their stuff at American megacorps.

>>51515372

>>51515390
one might even conclude that there's a plan behind all of this

>>51515325
Close. It will be $500/barrel.

No dirty peasants on the road, but convenient flights to Davos and Martha's Vineyard.

>>51515324
today
so far
is crabday

>>51515406
Could be, could be, although I don't want to say more, because I really like to invest in a certain middle-eastern country and wouldn't want to get banned from doing so. It got some nice stocks there like ZIM or WILC for example.

>>51515356
It’s Jewish masterbaition material, simple as.

>>51515414
Good point, I mean oil will be outlawed for the cattle of course Davos man will get free state sponsored oil

What stocks should I buy with 1mil usd liquid that I made off crypto?

>>51515376
nah i've just been very observant of them in case there is some sort of reversal/rotation to enter into some, but there really is nothing moving, there's not even sympathy moves anymore; it's really weird to see; run a scanner over some small cap companies and look at how many are just reaching towards 100% losses YTD, look at their weekly charts, it's insane to see
>>51515390
yeah even now out of the pandemic there's still a very evident agenda unfolding to just kill the smaller fish off; even down to the small cafe level

>>51515455
A rope share to kill yourself

>>51515414
>It will be $500/barrel.
This is the exact middle of the range of what I expect oil prices to reach by the end of this decade.
By every (monetary) inflationary metric, energy and especially oil has remained (and is still) historically cheap over the past 15 years.
With rising interest rate and inherent surplus destruction in the economy and consumption, energy eventually will adjust to fair value which I expect to be in the $400 to $600 range per barrel.

Go jerk off or something. Today is crab day

>>51515468

I see oil troons are coping again today
>muh $300+ barrel oil MOASS

>>51515446
>outlawed
un-affordable is much more likely.

>>51515455
You should pump my WISH bags, so that I can make a couple hundred.

>Check price of an ATM straddle, to see what the market has priced in for a given expiry
>This roughly tells you what you should price a covered call to not be assigned
>Figure out the price of 100 shares, and the premium received
>Convert it into premium/day for owning that position and the net cost for it

I need to look into how changes in price/IV/dte affect this strategy, but it looks like BBBY is a bit of an unironic gold mine. For the price you pay, you receive the most value/day for opening a covered call.

>>51515478
we'll all freeze together, motherfucker

>>51515163
>>51515314
You newfags know he doesnt actually have a trading account and every single post of his is trolling right?

>>51515406
Yes. A centralized ledger at the Fed.

>>51515203
lol

what happened to the BLUE schizo, his stock is dumping

>>51515203
Thanks for drawing him anon.

And?

>>51515495
you got a license to leave your pod buddy? I didn't think so. You will freeze alone and like it.

YW

>>51515203
saved. Nice.

>>51515540
Everyone already forgotten about infrastructure bill too, and its cost is $1t. Well I didn't forget that's why I'm loading up on Freedom Steel while it's cheap.

WHAT THE FUCK WOULD IT FUCKING TAKE
WHAT THE FUCK WOULD IT TAKE FOR THE MARKET TO JUST TREND DOWN
WHY IS IT ONLY ALLOWED DO A BIG PULLBACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT

>>51515127
I didn't write that. Everybody knows that was written by some faggot who was pretending to be me.

>>51515345
>it really does feel like fundamentals mean nothing right now
my old man was a CPA for 40 years, I would go as far as calling him Mr. Fundamental Analysis, and even him on his death bed last summer was telling me how fundamentals mean nothing anymore, specifically larp companies like TSLA who can only survive with government subsidies and retail baggies paying 100x earnings and the earnings are the result of said gov't subsidies. But muh ELON is a genius! Correction Elon is a rich kid larping as a genius and is literally engaging in SEC investigation worthy market manipulation with every tweet/fake bid

>>51515565
>He got on team bobo just as we're switching back
lol lmao kek jej ha ha

>>51515561
They're going to use cheap chink steel that will only last like 5 years and then they'll be spending more money to fix the massive fuck up they already did.

Does anyone else sometimes listen to Breadtube or socialist podcasts? They’re oddly comfy. Sometimes I watch DSA meetings too.

>>51515561
Ticker?

you
cant
fight
the
crab

>>51515592
Actually US gov is making everything it can to block steel imports from China. EU won't be able to produce this season due to energy prices, South america steel is kinda good enough but they got limits on their exports.

>>51515602
X, NUE and unironically trany steel aka CLF

>>51515610
Why is it called crabbing?
Because crabs move up and down without tally getting anywhere?

>>51515601
No.

>>51515610
Crabby, I yield...

>>51515628
Crabs move sideways you dummy

>>51515628

Holy fukc spy moving like a shitcoin NO LIQUIDITY

>>51515561
Wasn't it less than a third of that money going to actual infrastructure?

>>51515642

>>51515628
crabs walk sideways fren

>>51515585
Look, retard, when I'm actually having a losing day I'm usually too busy kicking rocks to come complain about how PRESIDENT FAGGOT greenlit a CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT, so you can save it.

>>51515668
Oooh shit it's the set point sperg. What's good my man?

>>51515626
You have too much faith in the United States Government. This corrupt regime will stop at nothing to sell out the country out from under us so those in power can line their pockets with dark money, and disappear to the shadows where they can live like kings with all of their dark money. If anything we should be investing in the shadow realm so when the dark money starts flowing we can profit the fuck out of the collapse.

purple
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p
l
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>>51515677
Just waiting for midterms to get here!

>>51515661
Yeah they put lots of "progressive" programs there under guise of infrasstructure. They also started with $4t budget from what I recall and reduced it to $1t. It's still tons of money.
Still, I expect them to follow through. Afterall, it's a nice way to give GDP some boost, at least on paper. Problem is we're talking about government here, so it could take years before shovels hit the ground.

the market is healing

>>51515685
they use hardboiled eggs in their commercials

FUCK NIGGER BEARS

>>51515681
I already worship satan if this is what you're suggesting.

>>51514535
That's a man.

>>51515708
>tfw missed my TSLA entry because of greed
>it's just gonna crab all day now
:(

>>51515730
wow that's 2 edgy 4 me

COME ON REDDIT WE NEED TO SELL HARDER

>>51515626
Loaded up on tranny steal myself

>bought $500 of Party City
>bought $500 of FedEx when it dipped

We will see by the end of this year.

>>51515537
im buying more

>>51515757

gigapump unironically incoming

>>51515741
That's a shame, because satanists are invited to coolest parties.

Hasn't moved for 1 hour

>>51515779>>1515537
dick and balls formation, very bullish.

Is someone here doing deals?
>>>51513851

>>51515545
I guess "energy" and "climate" lockdowns aren't too far away for western Europe. Especially Germany.

>>51515787
Right one is dead,left one has suspicious looking hands

>>51515787
Like hell?

>>51514612
turn off the L2 it's not gonna tell you shit, turn on volume avg study instead. macd can be consolidated to just show lil arrows when it crosses i prefer that personally.
https://youtu.be/HcjD7aD_OjE
this chick is pretty good with it, also "humbled trader" on yt has a good TOS setup and anchored vwap script

>>51515813
sir, your gif is broken

How do I make it keep going? ? ?

When is JPOW crashing the markets?

>>51515628
zoomers hate big words like consolidation

>>51515867
WEDNESDAY

>>51515867
Wednesday

>>51515859
it's an older gif, those need an external power source to do the looping

>>51515867
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Here's a pic you can use tomorrow as well.

>>51515867
In precisely 90 minutes.

>>51515842
>bollinger bands
>rsi (not stochastic)
>macd
all a man needs

are there any non-pozzed/jewish sources for insider information that we can use to make some trades

why is everyone so bearish here?

>>51515920
they shorted late

I remember back in July when they announced 75 instead of 100 and the market rejoiced and there were people celebrating on the news as tho a war ended, lol.
I can't see why something similar won't happen again, maybe not to the same extent tho.

>>51515876
>>51515875
ahh
>>51515884
I shall save it, if only I could rewind time.

I ACCIDENTIALLY BOUGHT A CALL INSTEAD OF A PUT AND LOST $15 IN 5 SECONDS. I HATE EXECUTION ERRORS!

>>51515920
Kek are you retarded

give...me...more...money...

>>51515920
because the country has gone from Trump's America First Agenda, to Joe Biden's lets give money to communists and niggers agenda. Have you seen what communists and niggers will do with money?

S&P 500 at 3790pts would be a massive gap close and potentially a quadruple bottom.
Then ~4150pts medium term, with ~4500 end of wave potentially.

>>51515920
I'm secretly accumulating.

How hard will Jerome fuck us this week bros?

the markets are healing!!!! sp500 to infinity! we got em

>>51515961
Depends. What's in your portfolio?

the fact that the euro is rising since CPI is proof to me the market is retarded. Who buys that shit with a rising USD while poorop is running out of energy in the next 4-6 month?

AEVA

>>51515963
im expecting two days of lukewarm green closes to headfake retail into going long for big daddy jerome to pull 100bps out of his pants

>>51515978
They assume the collapse won't be *that* bad. Are they right? Is that just idiotic normalcy bias? Who knows?

>>51515978
European Central Bank is doing everything it can to maintain parity. It won't work. Easy short

New

>>51516004
>>51516004

>>51516010
Nigger

>>51516010
>premature baking

>>51515987
>100bps out of his pants
I mean with inflation at 8% he should just increase the rate to 5% or 6% right out the get go, and then we can look at what happens and figure out where to go from there. We have already achieved maximum employment, now the only thing left to do is crush the hopes and dreams of all the pups of wall street and fleece the wolves in sheeps clothing to create opportunity for more government gibs.

>>51515987
It's literally a 1 in 6 chance, mayaswell take a shot at russian roulette hoping you get the bullet out to shoot some negro

>>51515867
Hes purging the weak to prepare the next bull run.

>>51516010
too soon junior

>>51516026
>>51516030

reminder that you can sage early threads baked by retards

>>51516045
>It's literally a 1 in 6 chance
hehe just like the 99% probability of CPI coming in lower or hillary winning the presidency

>>51516065
What do you mean? What's wrong with this thread

>>51515628
>Why is it called crabbing?
>Because crabs move up and down without tally getting anywhere?

>>51516074
That's a fallacy, selectove bias, you're comparing completely unrelated events

>>51515781
My soul is ready

Seen alot of articles today saying fed is going hard in the paint. So I guess we are getting 50 instead of 75 or 100

>>51515944
>buying options

>>51515842
>turn off the L2
what's that? i don't like using MAs like what you're using because i've found them to not work all the time. i tested the 200, 50, 15 setup on various stocks and about half the time they would trend downward when they "should've" trended upwards. keltner channel makes it look like there's a direction instead of just waiting for the candles to bounce off a line. what is the volume average supposed to do, i haven't studied the other indicators as much as my current setup.

>>51515889
>keltner channel
>STC (schafftrend cycle)
>macd
works better, simple as

>>51516111
how in the holy fuck is cpi not related to interest rate decisions
you beclown yourself

fucking BECLOWNED.

>>51516142
>>51516153
kek

>>51515920
Why was everyone so bullish in mid 2020? Same reason but the inverse

>>51516140
Yeah, what about it, you fucking pussy

>>51516109
Because they move sideways

>>51515920
Why are different ratio marges for different equities not considered price fixing by financial institutions?
>Why cant they just loan money based on interest rates.

>>51514525
4chan has dogshit music taste.

I blame the british.

>>51515601

>>51515540
>OMG!!!! WHY DOES INFLATION KEEP GOIJG UP???!! SAVE IS BIG DADDY POWELL!!!!

>>51515730
>OMG!!! WHY IS LIFE SO FUCKED UP???

>>51515787
Don’t you mean hottest?