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Ever heard the phrase"breed like rabbits"? Why not buy 2 male, 8 female, have the rabbits fuck like crazy. Before you know it, you've turned 10 rabbits into 100 rabbits. This is profit. Why stop there? You can then set up a specialty food restaurant selling nothing but rabbit meat and exorbitant prices. Market the meat as "exotic." You can sell the pelts on the side. Hell, after some time, you can branch out into other specialty foods. The pet store sells guinea-pigs, hamsters, mice, rats, the list goes on. Just buy up the whole stock, let them breed, and then put them on the menu. Eventually you can even include turtles, lizards, parrots, the list goes on.

>> No.51513127

>>51513066
you could call your new venture a 'farm'.

>> No.51513211

>>51513066
I would bash your skull into the pavement you animal hurting worthless piece of shit

>> No.51513253

>>51513211
What, are you a vegan?

>> No.51513273

>>51513066
Just take the ducks from the park, they are free

>> No.51513306

>>51513273
this
ever heard the phrase like water off a ducks back?
think about it

>> No.51513328

>>51513066
do it white people
capture blondes, put them in a desert island, gibs them some food but no condoms nor pills besides hidden viagra and some alcohol
come later to take the blond kids

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51513329

>>51513066
why not start with cats and dogs? you can get them for free at your local animal shelter.

>> No.51513388

>>51513329
If you go there, remember to ask ominous questions about their "tastes" and tenderness while twirling your mustache

>> No.51513404

>>51513066
To anyone serious about this should know that rabbits like to eat their newborns. Couldn’t recall whether its the mom or dad who does the eating.
t. my aunt raise rabbits for meat

>> No.51513461

>>51513066
you need to have sufficient land available if you want to keep 100 rabbits. or you'll waste a lot of money on buying food pellets

>> No.51513471

>>51513273
Ducks are violent niggers who drop the foulest shit all over your coop. Fuck em.

>> No.51513881

>>51513471
Those are geese you fucking mong

>> No.51513893

>>51513066
You could absolutely do this if the food cartel wasn't a thing. They will stop you though.

>> No.51513953

>>51513066
>farm land costs money
>food costs money
>taking care of the rabbits costs money
>processing the rabbits into meat costs money
>developing business relationships costs money
I know that's difficult to understand for someone living with his mom.

>> No.51513979

>>51513066
People don't like to eat rabbit. Just like people don't like eating veal

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51514007

I suppose another angle to consider is that I could also offer up the rabbits for adoption at triple the price I paid for them, with the disclaimer that if they aren't sold by the end of the week, they will be butchered for meat.

>> No.51514173

>>51513953
This.

Number one question have to ask yourself when you have a business idea is why hasn’t anybody else done it yet?

Do people like rabbit meat? Whom to sell? Who is your customer? What’s the cost of production for a kg of rabbit meat?

You know there must be a reason why humans went for cows and pigs etc. time for research OP

>> No.51514433

>>51513211
coneys are delicious

>> No.51514501

>>51514007
Capitalism can do anything. You just invented the first butcher marketplace that targets vegans as its primary demographic.

>> No.51514650

I have been thinking doing the same but with roaches
>they are free I can pick the initial group from the trash
>trash is free so it's free food also
>globohomo loves them
>npcs will accept them because the media says so
>can also sell them to pet owners(ex frogs,fish)

>> No.51515649

>>51513066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6ff68dXFsc

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>>51513979
What fuckin planet are you from? Rabbit tenderloin and veal are delicious. God gave us dominion over the animals and plants for a reason, dipshit.

>> No.51515958

>>51513127
>>51513066
I CAAAANTT LMAOO

>> No.51515967

>>51513979
>People don't like to eat rabbit. Just like people don't like eating veal

They do eat rabbit. Rabbits were brought to the UK by the Romans as a food supply. Obviously some of them managed to escape and now the country is overrun with them.

>> No.51516001

>>51514007
>I suppose another angle to consider is that I could also offer up the rabbits for adoption at triple the price I paid for them, with the disclaimer that if they aren't sold by the end of the week, they will be butchered for meat.

That's an excellent idea. You could also threaten to send cats or dogs for euthansia unless someone puchased them.

All perfectly legal.

>> No.51516015

>>51514650

You can do this just to make the world suffer more.

>> No.51516016

>>51513979
>Cuck from Indiana that has only ever eaten chicken, turkey, and beef

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>>51515958

>> No.51516083

>>51515958
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