/biz/ - Business & Finance

>thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI


TAKE EM ALL OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

good morning sirs and wonderful to all

40٪ of /smg/ has had sex. How do I sell this data to Facebook and Google?

>b-but the Bobos are getting too cocky and euphoric
>that means we HAVE to go up
OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

for EU mumus hot EU tip check out PHIA (Koninklijke Philips NV) healthcare - medical equipment.. it hit bottom this month, build a base, is always green when markets are red and check buy volume on Friday it was insane.
one of the few I bought 2 weeks ago and feel absolutely confident as a perma bobo. nobody speaks about this

>>51510578
Buddy I bought that in 2021 and its been a steady decline due to constant product recalls and FDA stripping its approval

Power suppliers in Europe already going bankrupt KEK

https://twitter.com/PriapusIQ/status/1571765933013700608

>>51510562
Hi, I know a guy. I pinged him and for some reason he won't buy this data unless you specify how many of those 40% were consensual. Thanks.

>slurped on friday

>>51510604
>I bought at the top and it's a steady decline
yeah anon no shit I had it in my watchlist a long time but wouldn't touch that 1 year ago but look at it NOW.

Jerome? Pick up Jerome....... Jerome???????

Welp

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1571790393691209728

The EU has to do (((emergency powers))) just to keep the lights on and supplies going barely. No wonder markets are tanking to day, Christ.

>>51510629
I wouldnt touch it until the new chair starts and the breathing fiasco is over

>>51510629
Buddy it got heemed by the FDA and that shit will take forever to get approval for again. I'm still bagholding though because the home automation market will be massive during the next market bull run

stop being a contrarian Mumu, you beheem yourself

emergency SOXL meeting in discord, get in here sisters

>>51510695
Imagine investing in EU when far superior USA exists. And I post this as europoor. EU economy got cucked for decades by trying to meet USA green policies and get good boy points in different ways. All that while USA thrived by importing cheap stuff from asia and africa where people don't care about being green.
GG WP EU

>>51510727
germany is preparing for nationalizing gazprom assets in germany, we're a few years from another world war, just read history: germany and russia sing the same songs over and over again

>>51510562
your % looks weird. stop that.

>>51510695
I like how they say *almost* hoping maybe that'll bait a few perma contrarian baggies. Even if everyone keeps the same jobs (they wont) and has the same motivation/productivity (they wont), you can't have economic activity without energy. This is not big brain analysis here.

Who could possibly be a eurobull?

Yields...

>>51510539
Should I liquidate my entire portfolio? Who or why not?

Why isn't the drop stopping? Isn't -1% in pre-market enough? I can take 1% loss every day for a year, but not 1.1% come on guys.

WTF WAS THAT

>>51510685
>>51510691
EU bros another hot one is BN (Danone), consoooomer staples. easy recession proof move. almost at 2020 covid levels but the sell volume on Friday though. I'll slurp that shit after the "3 day rule"

what should i short this morning?

>>51510835
tqqq

But i closed my shorts friday..

>>51510835
nothing at this rate...

>futas

How are your oil bags holding up?

>>51510754
If it gets to world war it's going to be nasty. Asia and middle-east are banding together right now under few differetn coalitions. And I'm speaking of countries that are uniting against west despite past differences (check shanghai cooperation org and BRICS).
The world is getting divided into west that uses its perception of moral superiority to dictate the rules around the world, and the rest of the world that got tired of this bullshit. I would prepare popcorn but I would get fined for energy overconsumption.

Fukken cunt qween getting burried so london sexexchange is closed today. Hope we close red tonight.

someone is trying to run, wonder why?

>>51510822
what are you holding

>>51510794
what about them?
people have been posting all morning about bonds
nothing is happening - 2 year, 10 year, 3 month all extremely flat
if anything it's unusual that bonds aren't catching more of a bid here, yields aren't even down 1 basis point
>inb4 yield curve inversion woes
the 10yr/2yr spread increased 4% this morning.. but it's already been bad / nothing changed - we need to see 3 month inversion, which doesn't seem likely

In this moment I am euphoric

>>51510578
Thx for the tip sir

>>51510539
we will pump hard today
i have a feeling

soxl lads i dont feel too good .....

>>51510929
most likely will dump until the Fed hikes only 75bps then get a rally

>Futes

Yikes

>>51510916
I like to post anime girls and charts.

Also the 10Y is up 1.19% today at .043 bps for a 3.394% 10Y

I will make a new Yield curve chart when the Fed raises rates this week.

>>51511043
I wanna go back to Japan and fuck more OLs

Fed will pivot

>>51511075

>>51510913
Mostly individual stocks, I would keep the Vanguard funds and Index funds.
I’m down about $165,000 from the peak back in November.

>>51510916
>if anything it's unusual that bonds aren't catching more of a bid here, yields aren't even down 1 basis point
Bonds are in trouble like an office lady who drank too much at the bar with strange men around.

>>51511075
Fed will only pivot once everyone is acting like they won't.
The inverted curve unironically shows that the bond market still doesn't believe the fed will maintain a high final rate.

>>51511103
yeah this hurts but what are your individual stock picks? all speculative no profit growth shit?

/pol/ is watching the burial ceremony for anyone interested

>>>/pol/395954362

>>51511127
so they're going to buck break the bond market before pivoting

>>51511145
They still haven't buried her? Imagine the smell.

>>51511127
By this inverse sentiment logic we should giga pump 10% this week.

>>51510727
I agree america is where the action is ,with few exceptions. But lets be honest, the american stock market is overpriced most of the time. And its probably the one with the most distortions in it

>>51511158
She's in a lead lined coffin bruv.

>>51510911
trying to run, run from what? Run from what he has done? Or run for president ?

Bill gates is giving away his dollars because he knows he cant spend it all. The money is going to the powers that be, so that Bill one day can have a seat at that table.

Bill isnt done being a sicko, far from it.

>>51510893
>>51510754
Does the US have new weapons
those UFO sightings ?

>>51511197
running from the guillotine, shit is coming, that faggot is going to hang high for his sins

>>51511174
Yeah, USA has plenty of "growth" stocks with future earnings priced in. Those will be hurt quite a lot in recession since those earnings won't materialise for long time. And since some of those companies were not profitable when market was good, they will be first in line to go bankrupt during hard times.
Unfortunately for Lum, many of those are in tech sector.

>>51511145
Boomer eceleb garbage

>>51510901
Celebrity worship culture is a cancer

>>51511277
>Queen
>Celebrity worship

KYS

>>51511282
KYS yourself. The royal family has no real political power and has no effect on economics. They are glorified celebrities

>INTC
>O
>JEPI
>CAT
>DLTR
>DG
>MO
>ET
These are the stocks you should be buying

>>51511298
Yeah that's why half the world's leaders are at the funeral then I guess.

Smelly yank.

>>51511299

>>51511299
>buying stocks
literally financial suicide. Buying a global fund is the only way to long term success with zero effort

>>51511318
There were a ton of political figures at Michael Jackson's funeral too, limey. Still a celebrity. Still a celebrity, still put his pants on one leg at a time. Still worm food. Just like the "queen"

>>51511329
>>51511330
Massive buy signal

I already see bots on webull saying the only reason the market is down is because they're worried about a fed .75 inc.

It's like they're prepping us for a Tuesday random pump

>>51511140
This is most of the stocks in my brokerage account. I own similar ones in my retirement account.
I would probably liquidate all the stocks that have continued to go lower. I would keep the stocks that are up in value, like COST and AZO.

>>51511330
> global fund
10 years ago at the very latest
Global funds are stupid now because globalization is fucked.

My friend told me to buy calls because the bottom was in on Friday. Will I be ok?

>>51510547
Buddy look at apple computer!

>>51511422
No, lmao.

>had a dream last night about being driven home by someone
>as we were going over a bridge the driver started to veer off a little after the height of the bridge crossing
>end up falling off the bridge in on the ground
>survived the crash unscathed though
>waiting for the driver to take me home again

This was a prediction for the crash coming soon. I was born into a family that had vivid dreams that has supernatural properties.

>>51511434
Did the driver look like pic related?

>>51511434
/x/

>>51511414
it's actually not that bad anon.. the cyclical ones come back anyway
I would only sell dogshit like PINS, DWAC, SHOP

Why does gta 6 early alpha leak = -10% on TTWO? Was source code leaked also? Even if it was, I’m buying in this week— as soon as an announcement trailer comes out for gta 6 it’ll recover and then some

Looks like futures are recovering, but for how long?

>>51511482
>wokeshit
GTA top

>>51511495
Wdym woke shit? Having a female character in the game for me doesn’t mean it’ll be bad, you can still play as the dude. Horizon zero dawn and the last of us (first one) were both good and had female protagonists. I’m not worried until I see the announcement trailer. If in announcement the she/her latinx says her pronouns or yells “let’s kick some cis gender ass” then I’ll liquidate everything I own and buy puts

Look at Bitcoin computer

>>51511530
>horizon was good

>futures
society is collapsing

>fUtUrEs

Another week of work begins. Blah. Oh well least I get to relax. Funny,I get to relax more at work than I do at home.. Now that Covid is officially over it's time to party again! But did you know the cost to raise just 1 kid from birth till 18 is 16,000 a year?. Yeah.. So don't party to "much" ok..

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?

>>51511645

>>51511645
The janny market pool just got smaller. Is smg going to hire a fb janny? Will we still be allowed to say nigger or blame world problems on kikes? This place would become boring as fuck

Hows Harby these days S EM GEE?

i won't get the dump i want, just watch

>>51511530
>If in announcement the she/her latinx says her pronouns or yells “let’s kick some cis gender ass” then I’ll liquidate everything I own and buy puts
ever heard of "buy the rumor, sell the news"?

>>51511318
And what makes you think world leaders aren't celeberity? Monseur anon?

>he's not selling puts on MANGA
MSFT
AAPL
NVDA
GOOGL
AMZN

Who do I blame for this crash? The Jews? Yeah I’m thinking it’s the Jews.

>>51511723
Jesus - he's trying to teach you a lesson that material things are the work of the devil.

>>51511723
What are you going to do about it, goy?

Stop selling oil you dumb fags

>>51511723
>

>>51511723
The anglos

>>51511742
REAAALL TALK!

>>51511318
their entire job description is exactly that, represent the state during events like treaty signings and funerals so the room temperature IQ population will idolize a powerless figurehead instead of lining up in a cult of personality headed by Biden/Trump/Boris etc

I’m the proud new owner of 1000 SOXL shares!

>sold my sqqq at the local qqq bottom on friday
why the fuck are you so weak mumu we were meant to rally a little before wednesday

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>1pbtid

Does oil capitulate today? Is this the black Monday?

OH HERE SHE COMES

>futes

>>51511817
>EVERYBODY'S A BOT OR SHILL BESIDES MEEEEEEEEEEE BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING SPECIAL
Kill yourself fucking nigger. Get the FUCK out of my stock thread.
>buy SPY

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>1pbtid

>>51511817
nice

>>51510835
Real estate. DRV has no brakes and the last MBS purchases happened last week: https://wolfstreet.com/2022/09/16/the-fed-stopped-buying-mbs-today/

>>51511805
>sell for a profit
>stock price go up

why is this so much more bothersome than selling for a loss

>nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

>>51511833
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>>51511834
Make it two moshe

WTHWT?!

US woke up

>>51511751
Ir*sh spotted

CHUCK CHUCK SNEEDUCK DUCKS AND CHUCKS!

>Oil dumping
I smell shenanigans of a certain ethnic disposition

>>51510916
>if anything it's unusual that bonds aren't catching more of a bid here, yields aren't even down 1 basis point
brain damage

FEED THE CHUCKED DUCKS IN THE SNEED SEED

>>51511886
>special TV

wtf they had tv's back then?

>>51511861
GET OUT HOHOL COCKROACH. GO ON, GIT!
>buy SPY

>>51511645
Wow, that's gotta save them a boatload on salaries. How much you think each got paid?

>>51511282
t. filthy anglo nigger

>NOOO!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST HECKIN SNEEDPOST IN LE SMG FRED!!! WAAAAAH

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>>51510835
You shouldnt be opening any longs or shorts until after powell speaks. Market will just bounce all over until it.

>>51511834
You sure are a silly faggot, anon.

>Futures

>noooooo!!! you can't just heckin have a loli wife, noooo!!! that's only for mudslimes, nooo!!

ACK!

>>51511794

>>51511530
>Horizon zero dawn
You play the 2nd one? Definition of woke nonsense. Pink haired troons are making your Vidya now folks

Stocks will never go up again. it's over.

imagine falling for the fake and gay recession narrative

>futures

>>51511794
LMAO

>>51511530
Imagine defending fucking gta and take two kek. Go back

100bps
>slam dunk a niglet into a trashcan
>roundhouse kick a nigger into concrete
>flay trannies alive and load their dismembered corpses into cannons and blast them from cannons over the town square

>>51511896
it is unusual, and it's indicative of how serious shit is getting
in any other market, we would see yields down more than 1 basis point on a day like today - we would see flight to safety in bonds
bonds can't catch a bid

>>51512031
bonds cant catch a bid because the fed is rape hiking and crushing bonds

green yesterday + red futures = green today
lets see how /smg/ matrix holds up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HsKvr9zTNo

>>51511835
did he died
that has to be a mannequin

>>51512007
the ceo of recession fears is too well connected and financed to fight

>>51512041
you will be surprised (as will the market) when yields move down upon Fed hike
just like in June

>>51512056
leave him to me.

>>51512061
im not surprised that bondniggers are slurping the hecking dipperino on occasion
but they're gonna get knifed until at least next year

>>51511751

>>51511939

>>51511994
I didn’t play the second one I heard it was just the same as the first one but worse. My point is there’s still a white dude in the game u can play as from the early alpha footage, which is saying something because it’s not a disabled transgender. I really really liked red dead redemption 2 also, so I have high hopes for this one. I’m buying in at $110 and $100. If anything under $100 I’m buying 5k worth

>>51512041
The most delightful part of this year's crash, even moreso than the usual crypto wailing, is the utter heeming of bonds.

Because only Boomers own those and they deserve to suffer.

I am penny flipping market spreads in extended trading with margin and making hundreds per hour, is it really this easy bros?

>>51512087
its easy until you get margin called

>>51512017
Lol I’m here to make money faggot I’m not defending shit. Actually I am defending I take that back, they’ve got a good track record. Hundreds of hours in gta online and red dead redemption 2 is like my favorite game. The price drop on the leak is overblown

>>51512065
I'm going to have to

is cashgang still winning?
yes?
ok

Dear sir or madam, your SOXL has been liquidated for (((fair value))). please contact your female broker if you have any questions.

Thank you,
Direxion
- Sent from my iPhone

Dude WHAT THE FUCK is this shit? Literally a year of straight dumping for some things but somehow spooky headlines and mysterious fed meetings still make literally everything shit the bed??? Jesus fucking christ what a joke

>>51512153
zoom out

Futures.

>>51512160
I am zoomed out, I've been buying all year but it keeps shitting and farting. You would think that the world is literally ending. It's so fucking dumb.

>>51512153
get fucked retard

>>51510547
WE TOLD YA THAT WE DON'T WANNA SEE YOU GET
HOOKED

>>51512175
return to the mean

>>51512153
I don't understand why people are (still) surprised
from the very beginning, we've discussed the average length of time for a bear market to unwind, and every estimate from every analysis is always 10+ months
we've just come out of a 40 year bull market in bonds.. to think it will take only the average 10 month is also irrational

>>51512176
Cocky bears are fucking obnoxious

>>51512175
lol
lmao, even

>>51512175
>I've been buying all year
lmao, Mumus thought it would bounce back for any little dip like in 2020. This isn't like 2020 at all.

>>51512081
>>51512100
I just skimmed TTWO on finviz and its got an EPS of 1.52 making for a P/E > 80. Their projections are that EPS will go to 7.50 next year, aka five time the profits. That seems bold but maybe there are reasons for it. If it does happen then they'll be a reasonable company, but the current price seems rather ambitious and speculative at a glance.
>My point is there’s still a white dude in the game
The woman is a warning sign, not a fatal flaw. It tells you that your growth company valued at 80 P/E like its gonna take over the world is actually filled with young wokes who may at any time start throwing tantrums, unionizing, leaking shit and making mediocre and uninspired product like andromeda.

>>51512193
if you listened to us instead of seething you wouldn't be in the red, retard.

Imagine not being all in the Indian market. Superpower by 2030, milk duds. Shoulda woulda coulda but you dind't

https://www.ingturbo.pl/rynki/indeksy/s-p-500/PLINGNV56796

Google translate the top thing.

It's over. Stocks will never go up again.

WTF is happening?

>>51512175
>You would think that the world is literally ending.
>he doesn't know

>>51512278
QQQ is healing son

>>51512256
so you can't short the short certificate (whatever that is)?

>>51512256
>When liquidity goes WRONG

>>51512279
The Fed needs the market to die. The market doesn't want to listen. The Fed will have to kill the market even harder.

>>51512279
40 year bull run is over

30 year bear market has begun

>>51512048
Pump into open = dump
Dump into open = pump
simple as

>>51512295
You can't buy the short certificate, meaning the market maker is no longer willing to sell them, meaning the market maker is no longer willing to go long

>>51512295
No, they disabled buying of the short cert.

That means the bank doesn't want goyim to buy up the short certs. They're still buying though.

>>51512291
It amazes me that anyone would actually think the world is ending, as opposed to the financial Big Brains wanting to inflate everything until the planet implodes. We aren't even close to that.

>>51512312
>The Fed needs the market to die.
why to not hike as high?

>>51512175
>it's 2021 EOY
>inflation rising
>(((transitory)))
>printer still running
>balance sheet maxing
>it's 2022 Feb
>war starting
>oil, commodities spiking
>rate hikes starting
>balance sheet runoff starting
>DXY rising

when did you decide to say: "fuck it I keep buying all year" under this circumstances, anon?

When time and day does big J drop his new interest rate?

>>51511434
You're the 3rd gayest poster in /smg/

>>51512316
Noooo, a bear market in equities means bonds have to go up... just because, OK?

>>51512329
MUH INFLATION

MUH BALANCE SHEET

MUH WAR

Jesus fucking christ bears are 110% the most boomer paradigm-suckling faggots on earth. Cannot fucking wait for you to get absolutely rekt.

>>51512333
www.google.com

>>51512333
21st afternoon east coast time.

>>51512318
>>51512321
ah I see. Well I'm at ING Bank Śląski too but I wouldn't be caught investing with them, there's better (I used Degiro and CMC Markets).

>>51512051
Im pretty sure that was from the Onion movie which was surprisingly racist for something that came out in the 2000s
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GmmWc99YPdw

What’s the bottom for SOXL? $10?

>>51510835
today is the day to close shorts, not to open them.

>>51512153
Vote better next time bitch

>>51512351
>Jesus fucking christ bears are 110% the most boomer paradigm-suckling faggots on ea
Its not even /biz/ posters. Its all tourists from pol who are edging over their collapse fantasy. They dont even have trading accounts.

>>51512356
Thanks for the help desin

>>51512363
Somebody said ING is going to be fucking deep underwater first if banks start failing.
ING in this case is just purely the MM for turbo certs but this is literally first time I'm seeing this shit. This week will be just bloodshed, 100%.

>>51512333
September 31st.

>>51510614

my tqqq i bought on friday is still green premarket and everyone is bear posting...

Mumus getting ready for the market open

>>51512382
Can't wait for the market to reverse and leave them all assblasted like April 2020 while they all wonder if it was transitory all along

>>51512069
Woooooah, so edgy.

>>51512083
Based

>>51511434
I unironically believe you

>>51512436

>>51512312
Exactly

>>51512069
based

>>51512389
lmao, at this rate soon we'll do like the Lebanese are doing to withdraw money from their bank, at gunpoint.

>>51512453
Same. Inflation will be dealt with and the markets will recover and theyll sit there seething for months about muh clownworld. The US just showed the world theyre the sole super power. Everyone out there knows we are the best. Still! Our economy is only going to keep growing and breaking new records.

>>51512515
Oh sweet summer child.

god i hope the algos give us a fake pump so i can buy the biggest PUT i can and sell 3 hours later

>futes

>>51511955
>>51511964

>mumu's are fighting back

Kneel.

>>51512515
>our equities will keep going higher and higher because we are the best and no one else comes close
Textbook Amerimumu analysis lmao

I can’t wait to hear the interest rate hike that will be released at some point during a two day fed holiday bonanza

>>51512372
I will personally be reentering at $3

everyone pay attention for where the chinks are going to stack their money, i want to buy early

>>51512500
Based

Only thing on any of my watchlists that is down from Friday is oil and crypto. Everything else is higher and Fridays lows and pumping. Just looks like euro tards dumped bags at the bottom. Green day

>>51510911
just let the man retire and work on his billion acres of farmland

BLUE shill you on here? What are the possible scenarios with it this week?

buy the oil dip sir

>>51512550
inb4 75bp

>>51512527
>>51512549
Cope Chicom. Your country will always be the background character.

>>51512549
shutup

>>51512597
Im an American, not a chinese puppet democrat. Sorry faggot.

It's not a future, consider it.. a present.

>>51510911
What a crock of shit.
>I don't want to be rich I'm giving away my money
>Gives money to his own foundation which he controls anyway for whatever purpose he wants
Literally just removing any chance that a richman tax can take his money

>>51512632
You dont say :)

>>51512048
holy bullfag cope

leveraged ETFs have fucked with my sense of perspective. I'm now holding a 30k position in DIA and every time I look at it it's like it never moves. Feels like just holding cash. Normal investor are in a panic over the moves the dow made in the last couple of weeks and I can't even notice at all. It's like watching the hour hand on a clock

ARE YOU READY FOR BLOODY MONDAY?!?!?!?

Watch were gonna crab again til tomorrow, won't we?

>>51510667
Not even fall yet, let alone winter

bulls are literally betting against the dollar, therefore betting against themselves.. retarded

if stocks don't go down your profits will be in banana money

>>51512702
-2% spy at best

Thinking about selling half of my TQQQ and put it in SQQQ and TMF

>>51512718
did someone say banana?

>>51512718
Honestly, I'm just bored.

>>51512734
Thats a handsome monkey. Much better than the American version.

I may be... HOOKED

>>51510911
>tfw 12 figure hell

Short GBP or JPY? Thinking about long. Something like long CAD/JPY or long CAD/GBP? USD/JPY is obvious. Long EUR/GBP could be interesting. Long USD/GBP is not so clear to me but a lot of bearish bets against it...

>>51512769
USD will be king. Anybody long on the US economy would have small caps, short positions, and cash until hikes are finished

Large cap "safe havens" with strong earnings are going to get the sledgehammer

15 minutes lads
im probably going to open a healthy sqqq friday call position but thats just me
i will definitely be opening a giant cup of coffee position to prepare for this fun day

>>51512759
WE TOLD YOUUUUUUUUU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT

>>51512769
>>51512786
Gundlach was saying hes long USD until it breaks below 200 day moving average and then will move to emerging markets at that point.

15 minutes

>>51512797
Hear, hear.

>>51512797
>>51512814

I am leveraged short to the tits hold the line apes oops sorry wrong site

>>51512797
>i will definitely be opening a giant cup of coffee position to prepare for this fun day

best of luck brother. I hope its a quality brew you treat yourself t.

>>51512100
>reee I’m not defending
>actually I am
K retard

I just went 100% SOXL and I have a 15 year time horizon. What am I in for?

Good morning smg,

I drank all my profits this weekend- time too make some more beer money.

>>51512853

someone please post bogdanoff twins before open so it can dump? thanks

>>51512838
I've never seen The Big Short.

market is bussin fr fr

bros, I made the mistake of coming to smg during off market. holy fucking cringe.

Spy 400 calls ending next week are too cheap

>>51512878
*poops in your pants*
haha poopy pants

>>51512865
oui monsieur you called?

>another election cycle starting up next year
>nothing but fat dumps past year
>time for the fake pumps of all pumps over next year then gigacrash once biden secures another 4 years doing nothing but old man rants on the tv.

>>51510539
Do I short or not at open

>Elon complaining about rate rises on Twitter

Is this a sign that Telsa is in trouble from overleverage? obviously it's stupendous valuation is based largely on future growth prospects and will fall rapidly in a growth suppressed environment.

Or is he just trying to gain easy PR from midwits by predicting an obvious recession and saying he could magically fix it?

Thing is he was predicting this market collapse from december 2021, so i find it hard to believe that Tesla would be so unprepared, some were even mocking Tesla for pre-emptively laying off staff over the summer.

a factor to consider regarding Tesla valuation is that EV manufacturers along with other renewables companies in general, have the potential to win big from any recession/stagflation recovery package.

>>51512853
Volatility decay and proxy wars over semi conductors. There's also the potential to make stupid gains. Who knows.

so obvious shit gonna pump in an hour

>>51512897
higher probability to open, but could change.

>>51512769
Both GPB and JPY have central bank releases on Thursday. No need to rush into a trade on either one.

>>51512865
Trying to evoke a Boggening will result in your own Bogging.

blood red day, cheqem

kek, baggies.

>>51512853
worse performance than SOXX for the next 5 years

>>51512584
I'm buying on any dips. looking for a buyout. they are financially secure until 2024 so no dilution coming. 77% institutional ownership. I would say your money is safer in BLUE than any other stock right now due to the fed meeting.

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>>51512924
nothing better than dabbing on the cows that were so exuberant in july

>>51512922

Ghost from true capitalist radio is live on youtube

>>51512926
Peak AI image. Imagine trying to prompt it to come up with something like this again.

5 MINUTES

>>51512942
sometimes people get what they deserve.

wait just a darn tootin' minute here
you're saying that the president officially declaring covid over doesnt mean a market rally?

>>51512946
There is a disturbingly low amount of AI generated bungholes in this thread. We need to up those numbers.

>>51512922
impressive digits

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>>51512915
dxy is sitting at 110. perfect setup for the dump

IT'S HAPPENING

I guess we're just going to hit new lows then......

>>51512972
I'm just saying you're meddling with powers far beyond your own understanding.

>>51512853
https://youtu.be/yoZy2E17-50?t=46

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1EYdY6K3wY

BRACE FOR IMPACT

green monday and tuesday

>>51512969
god that depp trial was something special

HERE WE GO

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT IN TARNATION WAS THAT?!

WE NEED MORE AI BUNGHOLES

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>51512984
i am saying it now my entire portfolio is short nvidia 4x leverage I have a strong bear case for it let's hope it holds

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TNX is deciding whether to explode above 3.5%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ahhh, what a sight

THAT WAS THE OPENING BELL

ARE WE HALTED. WTF HAPPENED?

STOP THE FUCKING COUNT

new

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>>51513052
>>51513052>>51513052

lookin like that same upward momentum as friday afternoon

>>51512958
He should be using green and red dildos for the stick's to bang on the drum with.

>>51512914
Thanks, yes!

>>51512900
>recovery

>>51510667
>hey there’s inflation from supply side shock
>eu: let’s shock supply side even more with price controls and more liquidity injections
>us fed: OMG!!! There’s still too much inflation!!! raise more rates!!!

Lmao