/biz/ - Business & Finance

How we looking tomorrow?

good morning sirs

>>51506541
Why would you make this the OP image?

>>51506550
Not good

coal

>Why would you make this the OP image?

Dude, Weed

>intel
>jepi
>O
>MCD
>WMT
>DLTR
>DG
>CAT
These are the companies you should be buying

>>51506550

>>51506550
very good

>>51506600
Why buy anything yet when you can short bonds and real estate

Well?

>>51506610
I don’t s*ort, just accumulate

ugh bros. What does this mean?

>>51506610
Yeah like this fren said>>51506625
i don’t sport or snort either

>>51506541
Holy gem

>>51506600
>INTC
i stopped there. But then i kept reading. good portfolio for bleeding to death slowly over a decade.

>>51506632
It's means they definitely aren't gay

Thinking of shorting FDS for earnings. Anyone have any insight into it?

>>51506645
>he’s investing for this decade

The best way to make money is shorting pharmatech.
>>51506600
>$CAT
looks decent
>$DG
hell no
>$DLTR
please stop
>$WMT
ok but would look for better options
>$MCD
wait 1 year
>$O
Decent hedge
>$jepi
lmao ok grandma
>$INTC
Strong buy option

>>51506664
>He’s investing

>>51506551
im putting my bullrun gains to pay off my student loans
could have paid it off entirely before i even graduated with how much of a bullrun it was even if im down -30% now lol (im just gonna pretend i bought a new car, same thing)

now im just dca'ing my shit, will prob make a new account soon just for boring VTI investment as a hedge

>>51506685
damn inflation is even making strippers fatter

>>51506642
>>51506625
Its just buying negative shares

>>51506694
>pay off my student loans

>>51506576
what the fuck is this? Who the fuck made this image? Why did they make this image? Why did someone spend hours drawing this shit? What the fuck is wrong with this person? Must be an American

>>51506701
No thank you I’m going to just keep buying common stock

>>51506541
Wtf why did futures just tank?

SENTIMENT ON NVIDIA?

>>51506694
Don’t forget to apply for Brandon’s student loan bribe. Also cannabis is stile a viable play. TLRY is my hedge. 225 shares.down 15% still buying for legalization

>>51506541
Did China just open up? The futures are finally taking the right direction.

>>51506705
well i gotta be ready in case trudeau doesnt extend the interest waive again (right now interest free only until march 2023)

dont wanna be paying 8% interest rate or whatever it will be

>>51506730
Biden just confirmed we're dropping paratroopers into Taipei.

>>51506576
>>51506712
Seems like a pretty accurate image to me. Present, and future, all rolled up into one.. real deep..

>>51506705
Whether it makes sense to pay those off or not depends on your country and the interest rate you have. If interest rate is very low, it usually makes sense to keep your cash liquid for trading as you slowly chip away at the balance. If you're in the US and the current administration wants to knock $10k off your balance, then fuck no do not pay off yet.

>>51506739
I know it's so exciting!

>>51506738
i forgot to mention im in cucknada

the best our govt might offer is to make student loans interest-free forever, but then again i graduated with only cad$43k in loans from a professional degree
it's a nice enough job i can save cad$2K-$3k a month while still consooming comfortably every month
or maybe thats because i didnt finance a new car like a retard out of graduation

>>51506739
Market pumped into close on friday, so this is just a natural reversal.

>>51506749
He would get my vote if he did this. A zoomer meat grinder

>>51506738
I am trying to get all my loans pslf'd
My kids will call me a boomer

>>51506736
The company, the products, the management? Love it. The stock? the revenues over the next 6 months? Not looking good.. negative revenue growth trading at an enormous multiple? playing with fire.

Oopsie poopsie

>>51506775
Why don’t you just come to America and start a business?

>>51506786
Think about the sideways pussy

>>51506793
Can we rug treasuries

>>51506775
>or maybe thats because i didnt finance a new car like a retard out of graduation
but i really wanted to buy a subaru brz sincce im an /o/tist and watched initial d

but my /smg/ side can never justify it since it'll put me back years behind financially.. fffuck maybe if the recession hits i can grab under 10 grand from some loser to replace my 2009 shitbox

>>51506541
I debating if I should be shorting Amazon or not

https://youtu.be/YBJoSGWdP0Y

>>51506712
Welcome to 4chan, nigger.

>>51506763
90% of retail traders are gamblers so I would never advise people to hold debt. Just pay it off. Then worst you go to is zero instead of being negative.
>>51506791
Pretty balanced opinion. 1 yr price target for me is 100 max

>>51506794
the thought crossed my mind, i'd make literally DOUBLE the money right now with my degree if i took the time to get licensed down there

but im already comfortable here with a chill healthcare deskjob, like i might only make cad$90k since healthcare in cucknada is criminally underpaid compared to the US
BUT again it's comfortable and i love it, I don't have to see/talk to patients directly, no injecting, etc just checking prescriptions and drug interactions etc in a casual office all day

also i save so much money living with discounted rent at a family's rental property, still close enough to my parents that i also save on groceries since i just pack food from them (eventually i will need to cook for myself obviously lmao)

>>51506712
Go back

Stocks will crash because my astrology told me so.....

Please clap.

FDX or AMZN?

>>51506877
I used to think I was an investor but it's become completely obvious I'm just a gambler chasing a high, and a degenerate one at that.

>>51506939
FDX
>>51506952
That's okay, just have a gambling account and a pussy account with strict rules to keep yourself out of trouble

>>51506836
We can rug TLT and HGY for yah, anon. Easy peasy

>>51506473
Can't blame him. META financials are the best equipped to deal with a mega recession from any of the FAANGs. There's no debt, it's a cash flow machine and it has one of the highest gross margins. Plus it's the only company actually attempting to do something "new" and "innovative" despite how retard it has turned out so far. Time will tell if metaverse will be the new form of social media or just a fluke.

>>51506381
Don't be dumb. I don't even know what Cisco did back then - everyone knows Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp. Until some real US competition dethrones Meta, it is here to stay for some time.

>>51506986
Sadly I burned $600 shorting tlt with an over zealous $100 put. Definitely should have went hard on my shorts after that fake and gay pivot meme

>>51506541
obviously this meme was made by a midwit schizophrenic

>twilio announces layoffs for non-marginalized employees

TOP KEK SHORT WHITE PEOPLE

I typed in FAP and the AI gave me this.... I fucking knew it loved big tittied brappers with huge clits

>>51507014
It happens to the best of us.

test

>>51507023
God I hate Jews

>>51507029
Thats a balloon knot anon. No need to be a bigot.

cunt ass pussy faggot reporting my funny slightly nsw image that got dozens of (you)s FUCK YOU

>futes

im thinking of opening some massive puts for powell to rug this market with no survivors on tuesday
yeah they say its going to be 75bps but they also said cpi was going to be down

>>51507053
What was it?

>>51507070
it was a funny pic of some fat chick suffocating a poor lad under 300lbs of girth that i saved like 15 years ago and save for special occasions
but i forgot theres so many lame asses on 4chan in 2022

Futures are taking a nose dive, the fuck happened??

I hope you all enjoyed your weekend
We are going to proceed with the scheduled perma bulling now
Sorry for the brief delay

>>51507096
didn't you know? it's over

>>51507069
100bps. Something something expeditiously something something front load something something data

>>51507044
Some of us hate this shit and want it to stop

>>51507069
I dont see it going down much more regardless just from the meeting. They already said it'll be 75 or 100. Why would it crater? Last couple fomcs have seen a day of boost after the uncertainty was removed. Unless they rug us and do 125

>>51507096
Insider trading. 100bps confirmed.

>FUTURES

>>51506550
Circuit breakers

>>51507100
based

>>51507116
something something priced in something something
well lets just see if they try a 2 day scam pump off of covid being officially over just to pull the ol' slippery wicket

>>51506541
What zoomer retard makes these shit ass memes

>>51507096
China is angry that their puppet has dementia

>>51507123
What needs to stip, anon?

>>51506775
i've never worked a day in my life and supplement my gibs with study grants. i am a great student, but I refuse to contribute to society and costing the government an inordinate amount of money is probably the most based thing anyone can do. i invest a significant portion of what I get. i will likely retire before most people at this rate.

>>51507154
lmao I enjoy them.

Nasdaq not even down 1% yet. Cam on we need to open up down 3% to maybe trigger a breaker

>>51507144
And thats why i grabbed a few spxs calls at close. Something something out run the something something local jew

>>51507159
That's definitely not a man

>>51507140
this bear market still hasn't had a night where futures hit limit down yet. feeling a little blue balled on that.

i just want to time it once to grab some sqqq calls on a day we hit circuit breakers is that so much to fkn ask

>>51507154
the CIA/NSA/DIA/some group of dumb nerds in an air force base. whenever you see a meme of suspiciously high quality out of nowhere, and see it forced everywhere, good chance it's a psyop by spooks

>>51507215
And the Lord knows we have a few glowies in these breads.

>>51507215
im pretty sure this is some mind control psy-op music video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0WWUdHVTvY

>>51507215
>high quality
Dat boi was an alphabet meme, the quality does not have to be high

>>51507023
easy lawsuit victory and get paid severance, based

>>51507249
oh shit
here he comes

>>51507249
"quality" in this sense means anything above the effort of shittily recaptioning a pre-existing meme or above the level of "when u do thing and he x" stupid fucking instagram captions

>futures

>>51507239
wtf did I just watch. France's future is Islam and that's a good thing

>normies are still bullish heading into a depression

>>51507305
damn this is like cubism. AI art is the future

>>51507305
Maybe if it was arab islam. Instead their women are fucking the subsaharan niggers to stick it to their algerian fathers. Contemplate the aroma of a french nigger

it s over bro

>>51507375
2008 was amazing, i remember one deal where you could buy two brand new f150s for 11k like a buy one get one free and both for 3/4 off deal since nobody had any money to buy anything

place your bets

i need to go to sleep. i wake early to go to work tomorrow. do NOT sell when i m sleeping. good night fren

>>51507215
cobson has been a /qa/ staple for awhile now, he's spammed all over the jak booru. That meme doesn't look like it's promoting either anti-racism or acting as alt-right recruitment for honeypotting, seems like a retarded shitpost based on the blacked spam war

>24 hour vix AKA Bitcoin down past key level
>metals under key support gold below 1680
>futures blood red after a steep dump
>oil down

I’m shorty schizo shmita posters I should have listened

The Jews really do run it all if the dump continues don’t they?

How much do you think coinbase (nigger COIN) is going to drop tomorrow?
6%, 10%+
I was planning on holding COIN 69 puts heading into fomc, but I may actually make a hefty profit before if this shit hits its 30 low of 63$

>>51506798
Interesting another anon pointed out last week seeing a YouTube screen shot here or something and it pop up on his feed now mole people are on my feed

>>51507390
Guessing that was them offloading older but still new models? Either way thats great. I had to blue devil my truck decently..

>>51507395
Too complicated of a stock to trade IMO. Long term is questionable too they are acting like a roll-up company with their acquisitions and their advertising business is being threatened by anti trust + regulation of online tracking

Im all out of printer paper and I have had to resort to desperate measures, still no donations from trying to whore myself here, no hope for paprer, take it as a sign if you will...
https://dlive.tv/WAIDao

Wait, you're telling me people seriously believe the government will go through with the 10k student loan repayments they promised?
I hope you're not that gullible.

>>51506736
Absolute, unregulated fucking garbage. Whatever you do, do NOT sell otm puts on NVDA on the next red day. It is NOT free money and you WILL lose.

>>51507475
They aren’t giving 10k to people

They are simply giving 10k to banks to reduce their balance sheets

Yes the government will be giving money to banks anon nothing new

If Powell doesn't do a hike higher than 75 bps I will personally fly to DC and kick him in the penis

>>51507402
or you know, it could be demoralization due to how fucking retarded and disgusting it is

>>51507513
Well I was, ugh, printing the biz thread. Im gonna go scribble all over it now.

>>51507513
Kick him in the taint for me as well.

>>51507375
I know it's ironic, but this is typical nigger behavior to work fast food driving a luxury vehicle. Seen it before the pandemic.

>Futures

>>51507552
Ze vill eat nothing and ze vill be happy

Now that Biden has declared the pandemic is over. Bring on the next season. WW3 BAY BAY!

CERU my nigga

>>51507475
I dont know but I would go to college if I could do it in two weeks.

>>51507582
We get a depression season before the war arc and zoomzooms recording tiktoks of big army caps before getting hit by an iskander

>>51507582
So that new vaccine they just made was a waste..... oh hell, we all know if the midterms goes against the dems they will have another varient ready to lock us all down and force people to get the new vaccine that was tested on mice, shits stale, crusty even at this point. There is no way they are gonna stop

>>51507583
Damn that is an old meme

>>51507613
I love fauna and that she still stays in character

>>51506541
Call the bottom on the nasd-ACK! by the time the crash is over.

>>51507140
nope

US T-BILLS selling in "10,000k" increments, is this $10,000 or $10,000,000?

If its $10 million and not $10k increments any suggestions where I can guy US t-bills in the 3-5% yield range in like $10k increments?

Want to park cash safety so I can still get fucked, but not fucked as hard by inflation.

pic related is interactive brokers bond screener.

>>51507680
I want to know what they used to create this

>>51507693
Since 10k means 10,000, why would 10,000k not mean 10M? Has american linguistic convention been so badly niggered that people think "K" is a random symbol we tack on to the end of numbers for funsies?

>>51507693
Buy ibonds in october after the new adjust

dump it.

>>51507755
welp twice in one week i shouldve help my fucking sqqq calls overnight/weekend but I pussed out and lost thousands

>>51507770

I see no reason not to keep holding SQQQ until we hit lower lows. June obv wasn't low enough for JPow, so that's basically free money, same as buying TQQQ was when they were printing.

Simple as.

>>51507693
did you confuse t-bills with ibonds? ibonds are exactly what you described, bonds that yield ~2-4% in real terms as long as you hold them to maturity of which you can only buy $10k per year

>>51507804
because I lost like 25% from noon to close on friday and it started affecting my sanity

>>51507846
Hang in there champ. It's just money. Buy Nu

>>51507846
I feel that. This year has taken a serious toll on my sanity and I refuse to pretend otherwise

>>51507196
bear market is a slow decay. breakers are a crash

>>51507845
I already maxed out my ibonds, even opened a trust to get another 10k in there. I want to buy like $50-100k of T-Bills around 3-5%.

>>51506577
I have actual insider information regarding dude weed for this week. No I won't tell you who is acquiring who.

>>51507901
That‘s an anus

>>51507904
yeah i got so blazingly drunk that night I got banned from 4chan, shitposted all over my backup forum, texted an ex, and had a two day hangover
lmao

>>51507927
Im tricking the AI into making anuses. Instead of using Goatse, I am using that star image. Got em

>>51507923
ok my bad. idk then, treasurydirect auction maybe?

Thoughts?

>>51507972
Buy the dip

>>51507990
priced in

>>51507959

This AI image shit is maximum shit posting

I see theres pink wojaks being posted all over /biz/

>>51507050
Is this guy fucking memeing us or is he serious? This seems like IRL performance art.

>>51507693
Treasurydirect.gov

Make an account and you can just roll t-bills until you want to buy again

>>51507693
I just went to the bond section in schwab, entered an amount on the bill I wanted, and it adjusted the cash amount to what the bid was for.

>>51507972
pretty much will happen this week. hope you are ready

>>51508017
BTC just crashed. Good indicator tomorrows market is FUCKED

>>51508009
kek

>>51508090
>pretty much will happen this week. hope you are ready
ive transferred all funds into my brokerage to gamble 80-20 on sqqq and tqqq with iron stop losses on both for the FOMC
might start in on sqqq in the morning depending on how things look but with btc already shitting to 2020s level and futes hehe
hehe

>>51508093
>kpop fag
>-3% is a "crash"
Go back.

ok bros, time to go home. It was fun today

>>51508145

>>51506739
Got more pics?

Someone...help me save my cuckfolio pls

>>51507972
>you could have made a 30x return if SDOW had existed in 1929

>>51507100
based, we need more bulls in /smg/.

>>51506600
>WMT
Happy to hear that, I get a 15% discount through work. Sitting comfy at 65 shares right now

Why is crypto getting heemed so bad frens?

>>51508280
stocks follows crypto after the weekends

Is Dao spiraling?

>dao

FUTES!

>>51508176
I have no idea what your objectives, thesis, or strategy is. That said, I like optionable stocks and suggest you rotate into writing covered calls for income. Right now, this is UEC and HYMC. Why do you have so many penny stocks? Buy better companies. I can almost guarantee that a blue chip, despite being overpriced and about to crash, will still outperform some of your random shit. If you're buying that junk, you need to have conviction and do your research and be confident in what the company is doing. Otherwise stick to good companies.

That said, I would sell some of your junk and get 200 or 300 shares of UEC. Uranium tends to have 10% swings up and down every few weeks, volatile and ideal for selling premiums. What you'd do is look at the breakevens on a straddle and sell a CC just beyond it. If you're feeling bold and want to accumulate more shares, you can also sell a cash-secured put.

For example, in picrel, the market expects UEC to move to either $2.85 or $5.15 by November 18th, based on previous volatility and options pricing. Therefore, you'd sell a CC at $5.50 strike (or $5.00, whatever you're comfortable with). You'd get about $20-30/call with a 60 day expiry; just wait for like an 8% gain on the day before you sell the contracts.

>>51508176
sell all your pharmatech, sell oil, hold uranium, that's as much time i'm willing to spend on your thing. invest in a broad thematic etf you believe in. GL BRO

>>51508347
Dai, whatever, it's all point less anyway.

>>51506632
Kek

buddy look at bitcoin computer

>>51508359
right back to the flat line from Thursday night/Friday premarket I see.

Who has the 95% accurate chart? Are we going up tomorrow?

>>51508480
This?

>>51508480
red

>>51508494
>>51508480
Literally got debunked

>>51508379
Yes that's what most everyone does here I think everyone just buys random stuff and hopes that the line goes up I think most of biz is scared of option trading because it's not openly discussed much in depth(people have their own personal "win" strategies that they think are next level and don't like to share them)

>>51508515
Cope

>>51508379
>>51508176
Also, not sure how good HYMC is long term but you could sell all your shares and do pic related instead. This takes advantage of LEAPS and leverage to avoid upfront cost. The market is pricing in a $2.30 straddle for Jan 2024.

With this spread, you'd get $400 credit up front, and exposure to 1700 delta (eg 1700 shares). If assigned, you'd have to foot the bill of $2000 to buy those shares (less the $400 credit you have). Basically you short the put to pay for the long call, and get exposure to lots of delta.

>>51508520
I'm still getting the hang of making it profitable. I've blown like $2,000 in options this year (started trading them in January) but I have a good grasp of greeks and the mechanics of them. Mostly, CCs have been where I've made a bit of money. Just need to be more vigilant and patient

>>51508494
Not sure if I should sell right now or give it a few days.

>>51506550
Brandon is still president.

>>51508574
>>51508508
>>51508494
Also not entirely sure where the limit is between crab and not crab. 0.50%? 1.00%?

>>51508131
>Go back.

Only if you come with me.

>>51508508
Still a 3% chance were green

Check out DXY computer

>>51508508
Didn't we just have an instance where that wasn't true tho lol not being a faggot just wondering

>>51508584
If you have to question if it's crab then it isn't

BTC went under 19k, currently $18,790

The last time it went to 18k and dipped below to 17k, was the SP500 June low.

Yeah it's either over, or the bottom

>>51508637
I mean, we've had some schizo days where it went up 2% then ended 3% red, but other days where it it started 2% red and closed 0.50% green, which is technically green, but you have to make a distinction somewhere

>FUTURES ABOUT TO LAPSE

>mfw I dumped my puts on Friday cause I couldn't tell if it was shorts covering or an actual recovery

>>51508616

>>51508739
I think it was people looking to ride a rally after it bounced off 384 twice.

Did you know Bloomberg maintains a list of the 500 top billionaires that is updated daily based on market movements?
https://www.bloomberg.com/billionaires/

If you look at the max history of SPY and BIll Gates' fortune, you can see a pretty similar trend. Except that Gates' seems to be a little further along. Eg, his money fell off a fucking cliff for no reason, then stabilized. SPY has not dropped off a cliff. Makes me think.

Charge, DXY, charge!

>>51506541
>tfw I will never be a clit masseur

Every Sunday /smg/ is out there doom posting and Bobo never cums on Monday, Blood green tomorrow.

Guys...south korean banks are getting spooked. What the actual fuck is happening???

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1571639823324028928

It's going to be a really red day tomorrow

>>51508826
Didn't the 07 crash start with Asian selloffs?

>>51508833
Your post is really making me want to click on the sell button, why do you think that alone would make the market go down even more?

>>51508826
Simple: DXY is conquering the nips, gooks, chinks, bruces, pajeets, ragheads, cheese-eaters, beer-drinkers, redcoats, and negroes across the world.

>>51506541
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4vQ9fl5r9o

>>51508833
China sanctioning us would be worse than the depression, like to the point where their corporate buddied would tell them to calm the fuck down. These people are retarded

>>51508874

Real thread theme
https://youtu.be/zc6KUlXP--M

>>51508871
This is the first time the current admin has come out and said if china invades the US will defend Taiwan military. That's the final line in the sand. That will no doubt spook the markets.

Remember to put some absolutely putrid garbage this week. Shitco rally on Wednesday.

>>51508915
Biden's said this multiple times before and, this time too, the administration has come out right afterwards saying "no no no, he has no idea what he's talking about. We're still ~strategically ambiguous~"

>>51507804
Post more ducks. Thats a good one

>>51508872
I guess that's to be expected

https://youtu.be/3AszBEW01Ks

>>51508933
China won't care, they will use any excuse to attack Taiwan and claim the whole island as their own soon.

>>51508933
He and his admin are getting increasingly schizo by the day, as midterms move closer. There is no telling what they do next.

>>51508933

Has biden said that before?

>>51506550

>>51506685
why the fuck would anyone want to see any of those hags nakid

>>51508985
Agreed, they're nutjobs. But in this case it's par for the course senility rather than a surprise war declaration, thankfully.

>>51508986
True. But an invasion fucks us over even more if we formally said we'd intervene and don't.

>>51509004
Yeah, last time was in May: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-walks-back-taiwan-comments-china-military-three-times

>>51506550

>>51507507
they're not even doing that much, they're just telling the department of education that they money that they owe the treasury will come from elsewhere, likely from borrowing more money from the fed. the dept of education might have to take a haircut on the interest that they get from loan payments, but I doubt it, there's no way their lobby would have agreed to this shit if they weren't getting that

Who is ready for some fire sales tomorrow?
https://youtu.be/bzZjG9B9_Ug

>>51506739
Who's this cute slampig?

I hope SQM and vale get stretched out tomorrow. Daddy wants some miners. Vale tested 11.70 last week, I should have bought.

It's just beginning

>>51509179

How do I profit from Amazon getting sued for price fixing aka anti-trust bullshit?

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-14/amazon-keeps-prices-artificially-high-california-says-in-suit

I wonder how many other states in America will jump in and sue Bezos too? Pretty sure most blue states are desperate for handouts with how shitty the economy is right now.

Rocker?? you ok bro?

>>51508823
>blood green
We're not orcs friend

Up 10% on QQQ and SPX by the end of the week

>>51509364
Based fellow shitco accumulator
LETS GO

Based janjan, HWNBAG

SOXL brothers............ not like this....,,.

I am fucking drunk again boys. I had to cure my hangover and I am drunk af. God bless Murica
https://youtu.be/H58gMiQQRm0
I hope you are all enjoying my artwork

>>51509364
That would be funny but maximum pain would be an uneventful crab week

>>51506541
Optimistic although I am considering closing my remaining shorts soonish.

bullbros how are we feelin

>>51509407
Like having a terminal illness

I'm honestly surprised I thought for sure they'd pump everything Monday, they were already pushing the narrative that Fedex is just an especially shit company so you shouldn't read into them downgrading earnings.

>>51509407
Buying NEXA, PANL and ARC this week. Not selling any of my positions. Life is easy like that.

I will close my short positions today and tomorrow I'm not going to get caught (again) in the fake and gay rate hike pump in 2 days.
Jpow is a bitch who will never do a 100bps (which is currently "priced in" as 21%, the other 79% in 75bps according to fed funds futures). we will get a pump on the expected 75bps

>>51509305
I'm short now so I think I should be fine. But who the fuck knows.

>>51509453
>we will get a pump on the expected 75bps
I dunno anymore, he's gotta be getting desperate after that last report

>>51509468
Too much money in shitcos probably including pension and retirement funds.
The Fed BUCK will be BROKEN

>>51509468
Last time we didn't pump, quite the opposite. I don't think we see a bottom on SPY until 360. The fed said they had to tank the markets go save us from inflation.

oil brothers.................................

>>51509435
Nice anon, I just added all of them. You market buying tomorrow or do you have a limit order in?

>>51509460
>I'm short now so I think I should be fine
glad to have you on the winning side finally

>>51509487
Last time 75bps was announced as opposed to 100 the market pumped, can't you remember

>>51509512
I'm waiting for my client to pay the invoice finally. They usually do that late into the month, so I expect to have some dry powder this week. Keep in mind I buy those for divvies / retirement. Not to make quick buck.

>futas
W-W-WHAT'S HAPPENING?

>>51509435
that is some seriously random shit you're buying

>>51509548
yeah its over

>>51509536
Unless he uses the p word, I don't think that's going to happen this time, unless it's a fake and gay pump that sells off by Friday

>>51509557
It's not random. Earnings increase YoY, decent dividend, relatively small debt, P/B below 1. They produce usefull stuff so they should be ok during recession.

Why didn't you short the Everything Bubble, /smg/? It's not even about making it anymore: shorting is the only way to survive the upcoming depression.

>>51509612
>The Chart Master
>that ta

>>51509575
huh, interesting, maybe I'll buy some of those as well
>>51509639
don't make me say it

how do i profit off of the super high interest rate from the brazil central bank? can i buy brazilian bonds?

Well you know what they say, Red futures equals green tomorrow

neon red lmao

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>>51509612
>chart master

>>51509393
I'm here too, my 2024 23c will print some day

>>51509757
>and why that's a good thing

>>51509684
Friday was also red though.

red + red = more red

>>51509681
Buy NU
>>51509757
The janny is back to banning people for off topic bullshit.

I have a lot of money (over 200 american dollars) and I would like for you good people of biz to give me the next 10x stock to buy. Looking to sell within a few months so I can afford more tendies and bbq sauce. I need to fatten up for the winter.

>>51509573
if he does 75bps the move was "expected" and in fact the 100bps get priced out so a pump is more likely than a big selloff. we need something unexpected (like the last higher CPI print) happening for the market to drop another 10%
it's unironically retarded to buy shorts now. I'd rather close them out before the meeting than gamble on some long nose shenanigans.

>>51509821
SOXL and CLF

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>>51509820
He deleted COAL

>>51509851

What does it mean if futes are choppy?

>>51509889
Red Friday and crab futures. Refer to
>>51508508
GREEEEEEEN

>>51509820
how does NU directly benefit from high interest rates

>>51509901
Its a banking financial institution that also has credit cards. Check out the yoy profit my man.

>>51506671
>The best way to make money is shorting pharmatech
Hi Benjamin.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAA

Burn this image in on your retinas, mumu. It's ogre for you

>>51509899
Futures are still pretty red, but just choppy red.

>>51509931
>Check out the yoy profit my man.
theyre not profitable

Why is the Vatican not only been ordered to transfer all of its wealth into their own banks, but the Pope put in a deadline by October 1st to make them hurry up...

What's happening in October to make the Catholic Church do that???

>>51510082

Who knows. But why would they want to use outside banks anyway?

How much would the market have gone down last week if the Fed hadn't reversed all September QT? I don't think they're going to make their $90B QT target this month the balance now is higher than when August ended.

Why is half this board shilling companies that are losing money?...

>>51510054
Just buy soxl

>>51510082
there has been a scandal for over a year now where some of the managers of the $5 billion fund were using the money to invest in (for example) a $350 million property in London
the vatican issued the order in july, as they want all the money to now be managed by the same management team; the deadline because people weren't listening / abiding by it, and were trying to keep some of the vatican funds abroad in their investments
july to october = 3 months timeline - to give them enough time to do it

>>51510082
>>51510095
Italian credit crisis, this has been known for over a year

>>51510105
cus all of this faggots are trying to pump and dump one last time before the major rug, no matter what they say. this shit is not organic

THIS
IS
THE
WEEK

absolute bloodbath incoming

stinky 10Year no one wants any

>>51510002
On avarage stock market will be down, but only because of the bleeding of speculative assets / vaporware. Healthy copanies will do well. So yeah, it's possible to be mumu in a recession and not regret it. Just don't invest in high / negative P/E, debt overloaded shit that is not essential to consumers.

>>51509889
It means there's low volume at 4am and nobody cares.

>>51508785
ultra wealthy preserve money in credit markets to gain fixed income, credit markets dumped due to higher interest rates (yield up, price down)
since yields went up, the standard for equity returns increased (debt gets paid before equity) and so market yields went up as well, dumping the price

SOXL liquidation when?

>>51509305
>YANG GANG!!

>leave /biz/ for a month
>the soxl mentally ill spammer is still here

this site is really full of unhinged people

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>>51510213
Money is debt based. So actually it will just disappear as people give up on using credit. De leveraging will take a long time and the vast majority is in the world's housing market and bonds. These assets selling off will kill stock tina

>>51509681
Look at the history of Brazilian currency I won't touch that spooky shit with a 9-ft pole. High interest bonds like the ones in turkey or Brazil are great until you realize you have to take payment in those currencies.

OH LAWD DEM FUTURES

>>51510307
I'm sure it will. Even good companies will take a hit due to slower business. In my opinion this hit will not be significant enough for me to care too much. Companies that have little debt won't be affected by interest rates. Consumer staples / commodities are always needed. And if I'm wrong, well I I'll just DCA over the next decade.
But at the same time I'm not going to try and time the market. Past 2 decades have shown that as long as Fed and other central banks exists, there is no way to predict short-term based on logic.

>>51510331
>High interest bonds like the ones in turkey or Brazil are great until you realize you have to take payment in those currencies
good point.

Good morning sirs

>>51510362
Yeah, that strategy is alright. I'd definitely be conservatively long here though and structure it for decent theta harvesting and risk manage for downside. I prefer high risk and high returns.

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