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How do I get hot young college girls on Tinder to ride my penis until I come in their vaginas? >Financially speaking, of course.

>> No.51502896
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>> No.51503161

I dress in clothes that fit and try and look like a young professional. I'm still a skeleton but look fitish

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can someone AI regenerate this one please

>> No.51503170

>>51502777
Pedophile degenerate

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>>51502896
this anon is right, you have to expand your mind and by that I mean become like (picrel).

Or have a good face. And if you're asking this question then most likely your face is not good enough. So once again become (picrel)

>> No.51503964

>>51502777
Boomer here, I never got to have sex or a gf or even kiss a girl while I was in college, now I am 30 I live near a college and have zoomer girls come over and fuck me all the time

The thing is if you have money for your own house you are probably richer than any zoomie boy they have been with, certainly are on a totally different level to all the college boys in their class who can't even compete. It's not about the money tho it's social stature, the fact that you are a man with your own house causes them to see you as more mature than some zoomer rentoid which marks you as a superior provider on an instinctual level

The main thing is you have to have a fatherly vibe and attitude, it is essential to maintain the more mature perspective, obviously a well adjusted college girl isn't gonna fuck some old boomer but a LOT of zoomer girls have weak beta dads and father issues and when they see you as a father figure they will be extremely attracted and will do anything to get attention and approval and to please

It's seriously like 1 in 3 zoomer girls, at college even, now granted you won't have any shot whatsoever with the others and will be labeled a creep if you even try but there is more than enough prime 19yo pussy that will throw yourself at you if you play it right

YMMV, am also /fit/ not sure if this would work if I was fat or gross though I am balding a bit, also get weed dabs they fucking love em

>> No.51503987

>>51503964
>fatherly vibe
So if I have a daughter, she'll naturally be attracted to me?
Cool hehe

>> No.51504016

>>51503987
No retard, if you have a daughter and raise her properly she will think 30yos trying to get with her are gross, if you have a daughter and are a weak beta she will naturally be attracted to strong older men who fill the void you left in her life

>> No.51504062

>>51504016
That makes more sense

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>>51503317
>That pic

>> No.51504443

>>51503964
Based. Mid 20's /fit/ anon here purely fucking 2003-2004 zoomers with boyfriends

>> No.51504553

>>51503964
34yo with 21yo gf and 24 yo mistress
You nailed it, fatherly vibe is the way to go.
Also minimizing the interaction with women over 30 (waste of time and energy, not even hating them but it simply leads nowhere)