/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51491587
I want a market crash all throughout next week frens

>Just got back from Walmart
>saw a guy wearing a l got full blown hazmat suit
These were the people calling us schizo's a couple years ago for downplaying covid. For my unsolicited dinner plans. I'm thinking Nashville hot chicken pizza, loaded potato salad, and some steamed broccoli.

>>51491619
me too, fren

Ive made almost 100% gains this year, how do I make more?

>>51491619
I don't want it to happen, I need it to happen.

>>51491653
cut off your foreskin and cell it to a jewish guy.

>cell
Sell*... kek

In other news, my doomsday market crash food stores are coming in nicely.

>>51491701
>a dozen cans of soup
how longs this scenario supposed to last? a week?

Nowhere near baseline smg

>>51491728
more like poop line

>>51491721
I'm a hamchad, I could survive on store energy for months even if my food stores ran dry. But I go grocery shopping every week, even though I definitely don't need to.

>>51491728
Is nvidia really going to stop making graphics cards? If that's true then the line should point down

>>51491587
I want my steam deck and I'm paying for it with my soxl gains from next week. Trying to figure out which mp games wouldn't be shit on it. Zomboid?

>>51491663
Same fren. Same.

>>51491743
thats good because there really isn't a lot of calories in those soups. Especially the beef ones.

>>51491728
Nvda needs to fall below 90 to be a really good opportunity. >>51491735

>>51491761
That's where the beans play in, plus my freezer is stuffed with polish sausage and other various proteins.
>>51491755
Yeah I'm not off to a good start... I have a good feeling if my SPY puts let me down, my YANG calls should print. China is kill.

I put 200 into the stock market.
I'm down to about 160.
Is this a sign I screwed up? Or is it a sign I should pay closer attention to the stocks I chose?

>>51491754
>SOXL gains
peak oxymoron

I want a 1000bps hike rate to kick start the Great Depression 2.0

I'm also shorting JEA, those fuckers are skyrocketing utility bills next week.

>>51491653
by not losing the gains doing stupid trades

>>51491806
the entire market is down 15% for the year.
even the big boys like amazon.
the easy play is to dollar cost average this dip/crash with divvy stocks.
if you plan on making money off stock price value increase alone this year and the near future, youre going to have a bad time.

>>51491806
its a sign youre poorfaggot and you need to get a job. wtf you gonna do with $200 bucks? turn it into $220 and buy an electric dildo and a hamburger because youre a huge faggot?

>>51491806
All the market indices are down 20% from last December as well. You are not doing worse than everyone else. Now if you are expecting to beat the market that is a different story...

Frens, what to you think of some of my single stock long ideas?

>WMT - Walmart
In a recession, people will still need the essentials, and many people who shop at nicer places now will downgrade to shopping at Walmart. In many parts of rural America, Walmart is the only grocer.
>MNST - Monster
A consumer staple item. People are addicted to energy drinks and will continue to drink them in a recession. Monster energy drinks are significantly cheaper than Red Bulls, so some Red Bull drinkers may switch downmarket. Monster has a strong brand and people are unlikely to downgrade to non-name brand energy drinks.
>PLBY - Playboy
One of the world’s most iconic lifestyle brands and currently trading below book value. Will get rekt in a recession but if they can survive it could be a 10 bagger in 2-5 years.
>ATVI - Activision
Takeover deal likely gets approved by regulators. Easy 20% ish upside if deal does go through.
>PRGO - Perrigo
Perrigo manufactures generic OTC drugs like acetaminophen and ibuprofen. Consumer staples that always sell. In a recession consumers may go downmarket and buy generic instead of name Tylenol or Claritin or whatever.
>MCK - Merck
Idk why I bought this other than it seeming safe.

>>51491646
Its walmart so you should wear a hazmat suit always when there. Plus its pretty late to be at a walmart. I dont go past 11am. The wendigos start to show up.

>>51491663
Shemitah will not disappoint. Jews make yet another fake out leading up to JPOW mic drop but you should know by now it’s a trick. TSLA to $150 by end of October, AAPL $115

>>51491882
>>MCK - Merck
>Idk why I bought this other than it seeming safe.
New drug they just got. Big money for psoriasis.

>>51491767
Lolll it’s going to $28 at worst, likely lower

>>51491861
>>51491868
Phew, that's a relief. I wasn't expecting to make money, but this has been a real learning experience.
>divvy stocks
Recs?

>>51491882
Does anyone other than boomers use Playboy?

Other than that, looks like a great list

>>51491892

>>51491900
not him, but SCCO, PBR, and ZIM are really goo high dividend plays (with high risk, so diversify out as well

DIVO, JEPI, and SCHD are also great if you just want to go the ETF route

>>51491861
>divvy stocks
I thought dividends were a meme since the share price drops an equivalent amount when a dividend is issued?

>>51491892
you know that everyone is aware of that shit right? you will get sacked, like fishing in a barrel, the bait is set and you guzzled it, ngl shorting now it's not good

>>51491935
Unless you're already wealthy they are literally worthless.

>>51491911
From what I’ve heard playboy branded apparel is apparently very popular in East and Southeast Asia. Plus Playboy is now in the lingerie business with several different brands. They also have a fledgling OnlyFans competitor called Centerfold.

But essentially it is a bet of gooks buying t shirts with the Playboy Bunny on it. Analysts say it is trading below the book value of their licensing deals.

Bitch left me while I broke, then I bought SOXL at 12 and shitted on that BITCH.

>>51491935
>>51491943
I really enjoy the reality that dividend stocks exist solely for me, because other people are too dumb to realize their value.

Will SPY make it back to 395 - 400 next week? I can see a retard rally on FOMC decision

on September 21st we have the FOMC meeting, and Jerome will outline the Summary of Economic Projections.

he'll say: Inflation's too high, the job market is strong, so we can raise to 5% now..............its literally over for us

>>51491882
bro this shit could shoot to 2 hundred over night should i long for next month?

>>51491939
Normalfags don't have any idea what shemitah is or it's importance to the stock market. Even mentioning not would be flagged as antisemitic amongst the average investor despite the fact it's historically never been wrong.

>>51491653
sell naked puts on dividend paying value stocks (eg PBR, SCCO) on margin, and hedge by also doing naked puts on VIXM and VIX. Also hedge by doing tons of call credit spreads on RUT and NDX two years out.

Take and keep any shares you get on assignment and collect the dividends.

There you will get about 100% returns a year

>>51491981
priced in

>>51491981
If he does 500bp that will literally end the world economy kek
anyone knows the highest rate hike ever? in the US preferably

>>51492011
5% is definitely not priced in

>>51491935
Usually it takes several weeks for the share to recover after the dividend date, so it should add up.

>>51491943
that is what margin is for.

You can sell naked puts (ie synthetic covered calls) on dividend stocks, get 5x leverage (or more if you have portfolio margin) and pay zero interest in leverage. Keep shares when assigned and collect the dividends. Make sure you hedge a lot as well (eg go long vol and long gamma with call credit spreads etc)

You can easily get up to 100% returns this way.

>>51491991
I agree but everyone started shorting apple... no way they're going to hand over giant bags to retail...

Can astrology successfully predict fluctuations in the stock market?

>>51492120
That's what billionaires use to make stock predictions, so yes.

>>51491988
UK won’t go against US regulators. If US approves UK will approve.

>>51491754
Gaming is for kids and manchildren.
Unless of course you are solely playing single player experiences for story and light gameplay in place of other forms of media. Then sure. Otherwise, kids and manchildren.

>>51491892
Isn't Shemitah about to end, so theoretically the bear market will end too?

>>51492131
... just think about it logically... it's the easiest way to formulate movements as if there was insider info. If enough people with enough money act the same way it will be mutually beneficial.

>>51492147
true. i grew out of it once i hit 23 or so. I literally get bored if i play more than an hour. And I used to game 24/7 as a teen - kid. I still 'play' there and there but weeks go without touching a game

>>51491939
Go ahead and slurp. See the what happens.

>>51492010
You can’t sell naked puts on Margin in a Reg T account newb

>>51492191
>You can’t sell naked puts on Margin in a Reg T account newb
except you can. Unless your broker hasn't granted you level 3 option access.

Reg T margin for naked puts is far less than Reg T requirements for buying stock. Despite it being the same thing risk wise

30 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature, as per request, is C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America (2004). I am having bad computer problems but the film must not be cancelled

>>51492218
Link you dink

>>51491897
>>51491882

MCK is not Merck; it's McKesson Corp
get better dumbass

>>51492218
>C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America (2004)
wtf that shitty movie
put on marvel

when does the next golden bullrun start?>

>>51491882
What more can you tell me about Perrigo? I see that the FDA is currently reviewing their “first-ever-over-the-counter birth control pill”

>>51492279
2026

>>51492263
Uhh speaking of mck why did it pump so hard with 90% institution? Also it now has more debt than assets...

Why do I suck at literally everything

The 10,000 hour rule is so bullshit I max out my skill at everything I've ever done in a day or two

I shook a girl's hand once. I could feel all the bones in her hand and it was so soft. Plus it was so small. It was fascinating. Some day I hope to be close enough to a girl that she'd let me hold her hand for an extended period of time. But I'm gonna need to lose 20lb and gain 20k for that fantacy to even be conceivable.

>>51492263
Fuck you’re right. I feel like a moron now lmao. Yes I have to #GetBetter. Just trusting #TheProcess.

>>51492218
can we watch mlp the movie (2017)?

>>51492279
Never if biden gets his way.

>>51492329
so you can paint at a master level after a day or two

>>51492335
girls are chad only

I have given up 10 years now

>>51492390
No I just fucking suck and don't get better.

>>51492406
youre the best....at sucking!

>>51492432
You aren't allowed to switch from anime posting to pepe posting fuck you scumbag

>>51492445
i am a man with many tastes

>>51492279
bro youre eating all the popeyes theres gonna be none left for the starving africans.

>>51492445
what kind of autism is this?

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America (2004)

I miss scoopsies a lot. My puts will print this week. Scoopsies I'm buying your bussy with my gains. End of discussion.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=TmtkLP_jcEI&feature=share

I went 100% into SOXL calls at 11.40 what am I in for? they're for January

WE'RE BOTH NIGGAS NOW MR PRESIDENT

How do I profit off of the recent advances in AI and deepfake technology?

>>51491701
Go to Dollar tree and stock up on cans of soup there.

>>51492626
Invest in fact checkers. They'll have a lot of deepfaked videos to debunk.

NVDA is being actively boomer retarded.
Like channeling some of the worst parts of Boeing AND Intel right now.

>>51491981
I want 1000bps rate hike already. Just end the misery before China's economy explodes;

https://youtu.be/EIqfHtkWcIs

>>51492559
what am i looking at here?

>>51492626
By making sure there's not enough pictures or footage of yourself that can be used to spoof your identity

>>51491889
>that image
I got demon dice spoiled for me and now I fucking hate her.

>>51492015
Volkner, in the 80s. Slammed it to 20% overnight. Damn if it didn't stop their rampant inflation

But I think the last anon meant a 5% funds rate, not a 5% rate increase.

>>51491981
the prediction before the increase in inflation was 4-4.5% so yeah 5% sounds about right
wheres that supply chain faggot I wanna shove it in his face

>>51492655
I knew they were retarded when crypto went insane and drove their profits up and they did everything they could to fight it. They wish they could have that demand back

heard a lot pop in back today while deadlifting. 2 hours ago. I can barely stand and walk the pain is so bad. how fucked am I bros?

>>51492816
loud* pop

>>51492816
don't lift.
go see a doctor asap

>>51492816
Lesson learned. Don't lift heavy ass shit. Hopefully you didn't crush discs, or pinch a nerve. I am 36 and avoid squats, and dead lifting for that reason.

>>51492852
the funny part is there are ways to exercise those muscles without having to fuck your spine but everyone still does it and ends up getting surgery

>>51492864
I got weak ass knees from wrestling my whole life. I know my limitations unlike dingus up above. Hopefully he just tore some muscles.

>>51492834
i cant afford it bro

>>51492959
Do you know how to speak spanish?

>>51492978
sort of. dont look spanish tho

>>51493018
Who cares, look at our hero Zimmerman, hes white mexican.
https://www.goodrx.com/healthcare-access/patient-advocacy/healthcare-undocumented
Literally show up, speak broken ass spanish, dont pay, give them a shelter for your home address and make sure to not have any ID on you.

>>51493038
I don't wanna get sent to Mexico though

>>51493063
If you live in a shit hole liberal sanctuary city you get free medical aid.

The economy is totally fucked isn’t it

>>51493038
Couldn't you just pretend to be retarded and speak English? Just have a few drinks before walking in, take a bus there.

>>51493105
That I would love to see. He would have to go full retard with a shitty diaper.

>>51492959
check out threads in fit and google. most of the time it isn't serious but you NEED to stop lifting. and that includes heavy boxes or shit.
Don't do shitty postures. wait for a few days or weeks and hopefully it improves if its a muscle problem not a disc one

>>51493063
You can always just pretend to be homeless. Just wear some jean jorts and a jean jacket. Wear a bunch of layers with newspapers stuffed in your shirt. Go roll around outside in the dirt and drink some booze before going to the hospital.

Can someone help color the green up sign? I am a fucking shitty artist.

>>51493206
my dude using paint triangles to color kek

>>51493215
I only have paint

>>51493225
use https://pixlr.com

For OTC stocks how do I know what the last letter of a symbol means?
Eg HCMLY and HCMLF
Also seen Q W U and a few others

>>51493165
/fit/ was the one that told me it was safe and good for me to deadlift lol

>>51493291
/biz/ was the board that told you to invest in BHS, AQB, and SOXL

>>51493291
>/fit/
i just want to
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
someone who weighs less than 180lbs
but i was alive in year of our lord 2022
i remember back in highschool i could OHP my gf brahh but if i did that im liable to acquire spinal injuries nowadays

why should I be >/fit/ if noone else is??????

My ex is texting me and wants to meet up in person

>>51493291
Your form is probably shit, or you're adding weight too quickly

>>51493389
don't do it
your gonna get your organs harvested
not even kidding

>>51493389
its a trap

>>51493400
>>51493426
She said she wants to fly to me
Is she gonna bring her hombres to my city to tag and bag me to get closure and my liver bros?

>>51493389
It's actually just Rocker plotting to take your boipucci by force. He's currently wearing your ex's face as a mask.
>buy SPY

>>51493389
What do you think you will get out of this? Best case she wants food, you're liable to lose your dignity and maybe other internal organs.

>>51493291
>/fit/ was the one that told me it was safe and good for me to deadlift lol
That's just unacceptable. I know everyone on /fit/ is just there as a cope to get laid but they should at least understand that 'fitness' and 'crippling injury' are incompatible.

>>51493389
jerk off then make a decision

>>51493448
look anon, here's how the game goes: some mildly attractive woman steals your attention for a brief moment while two giga niggas hop outta some unmarked van across the street and haul your ass to The Ice Box.

>sell one kidney
>get 50k to gamble in stocks
not bad

>>51493448
>>51493389
You cut ties, why are you even talking to her

Who's ready for the depression crash? I'm going to buy as many slurps at the bottom as possible when it happens.

https://youtu.be/cv1Bxka8-BI

>>51493476
Shes a very good girl and person. Just wasnt right for me

>>51493104
Yeah, bond yields peak like 6-12 months before the primary phase of the stock market decline. If bond yields are still rocketing upward then that implies we're not anywhere near the real crash and this is only a tiny hint of what is to come. I legitimately think we're headed into another great depression.

>>51493478
Depressions are long lasting by definition. You're going to need that money to survive.

>>51493483
>Shes a very good girl and person
Haha no. I've read Proverbs (from the Bible). Women are evil.

>>51493498
Shes different!!!!

>>51493484
I did notice this on the charts as well eg 2008. When one market cools off from a sharp high its bad news everywhere else. Id probably say 1-3 full years

>>51493498
>Haha no. I've read Proverbs (from the Bible). Women are evil.

>>51493104
When you start seeing more and more people talk about recession and even depression, you're damn right its fucked in the ass.

>>51493389
She's going to stab you and steal your organs.

>>51493454
Memes aside i dont think ill get anything out of it except pain. But i think theres a chance itll help her. I ended it after 4 years and blindsided her completely while i had been agonizing over the decision for almost a year. I feel like it would be giving her the opportunity to get her closure that i kind of robbed her of by basically ambushing her at her apartment by surprise to dump her
I still care about her a lot

>>51493519
no youre a chud

>>51492816
Yoga is good for recovering from lifting injuries but see a doctor first.

>>51493578
why did you break up with her anyway
also yeah go meet up

>>51493426
That would be hot

>>51493578
4 years? Blindsided after a year? It sounds like at least one of you is not a good person, frankly.

Therefore, you have good reason to think that your interaction will not be healthy for one or both of you. Therefore, you ought not to go.

>>51493206
you know next time i just wont shade the thing to make it easier.

I think it's diarrhea time. Had a bunch of vegetable juice and some kale. As well as hamburger soup.

What am I in for ?

>>51493694
nothing much, you should top it off with white castle sliders for some extra oomf. You will never reach escape velocity with the fuel you have consoomed so far

>>51493723
Nothing creates mudbutt like Jack in the box or fried chicken

>>51493620
>>51493638
There were basically issues in the relationship on my end that we discussed openly that she tried to address and i was patient with. They stemmed from basically irreconcilable differences between the two of us. After 3ish years i didnt see enough progress and i could see a future where i ignored my dissatisfaction and married her anyway, in which i slowly grew resentful and a worse but same outcome would happen anyway, so i ended it before that. For her, even though we had been talking about the problems, i guess she just didnt think they were big enough issues on my end that i would leave her over them even though i had voiced my concerns multiple times. She was almost right because it took me a year of thinking through it a lot to know ending it was best for me and probably her

>>51493389
Go fuck her

>>51493803
what kind of issues

During a meeting early Thursday...J.Pow to meet with FedEx board of directors

>JPOW enters the meeting in full SS uniform and regalia

"That's a cute name you have there, but we all know there can only be one Fed"

>dabs as he leaves the room does not elaborate further

>>51493862
maybe his ex was being a bit too nosey always asking about personal stuff he might not want to share

>>51493484
>Another Great Depression

It'll be funny to see all of the zoomers that got rich off of Tiktok, YouTube and Twitch go broke overnight and have to hang around soup kitchens to survive. A loaf of bread will be worth more than any NFTs and crypto scam bullshit too.

Speaking of, even billion dollar companies are cancelling shit. I'm shorting Walmart, Amazon, and any big retailers.

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1571287895436034048

I hope everybody has their financial Ark prepared for the Shemitah

The 2020s will be looked back on as a lost decade. Nobody is prepared for what's about to go down.

>>51493389
>>51493483
DO IT.

I broke up with a cute girl that was crazy over mea year ago because "she wasnt right for me."

Then i heard she was dating someone else and I went back begging and crying for her back

>>51493803
Sounds ridiculous. Jerk off then if you still want to do it flip a coin. If she's hot don't go period.

>>51493889
>he might not want to share
Given his replies so far I find that improbable.

>>51493977
The bursting of the great thot bubble will tear the universe asunder

>>51493979
Fear of not being able to find someone else is a big reason i deliberated on it and i decided that wasnt a good reason to stick with her. If she finds someone else it will hurt. That doesnt change anything else about why the rest of my reasons are right

>>51494005
think Onlyfans will crash or nah?

>>51494015
Strip clubs suffer during recession and I would expect Only Fans to fall in that category. But maybe we will get more stimies.

>>51494014
>If she finds someone else it will hurt. That doesnt change anything else about why the rest of my reasons are right
>That doesnt change anything else

It will once you realize Chad is re-arranging her guts Sunday through Saturday

>>51494052
That line of thinking only fucks up dudes that are insecure with their own self worth. Not something i have a problem with

>>51493977
I'm expecting to DCA through a(nother) lost decade. But this time, rather than a couple of grand a year, I'm doing 40. 400,000 of contributions, if the 30s are good. I can retire, wealthy.

>>51494005
>>51494015
>>51494030
Are sluts defensive or cyclical? Are they a inflationary or deflationary indicator?

OH FUCK I MISSED MOVIE NIGHT

>>51494184
Same. At the ER with my dad he’s in afib with his heart.

>>51494190
how recently did he get jabbed?

>>51494205
Don’t get me started. I told him not to

>>51494205
i got jabbed and nothing's wrong with me

>>51494213
kek sure thing buddy.

>>51494185
Inflationary. Look at the roaring 20s and mid 2000s.

>>51494190

Good man. I spent forever at thr ER with my dad. He's finally home after a million things

Watching Venture Bros again. It's been 15 years. Still funny af

>>51494218
Not lying bro. did it for my job. 2x but not boosted

>>51494225
Yeah it’s non stop lately. Hopefully it gets better. His heart, his back, cancer (in remission but still monthly half day infusions)

>>51494233
>tfw no villain trade union

>>51494254
DAMN YOU VENTURE!!!!

>>51494190
Good luck to him and you, Anon.

>>51494265
Thanks anon

Friendly reminder that chemistry is the future of AI.

>>51494276
>imblying

>>51494237
I was going to move to Texas because Boeing was trying to strong arm us. No one is going to put that shit inside me. But they backed down. I also got my exemption approved.
In Jesus Christs name
~Vince P
My signature for every single email sent. I'm sure it makes every anti-christ fag seethe kek

>>51494068
alright then when you realize it will be hard to find another girl like it will be too late cause shell be on BBC by then

>>51494276
I'll start getting excited once we can combine artificial intelligence with biotech and produce real intelligence.
Imagine an AI optimized to produce the best DNA.

>>51494334
basado.

>>51494354
AI DNA would produce nothing but the finest BRAP Mechanicus's

>>51494385
Honestly I think an AI optimized to construct the ideal DNA would likely only produce XY chromosome pairs.

>>51494354
So, the eugenicists win?

>>51494409
If you haven't watched Battle Star Galactica, you should. Everything has already been imagined.

>>51494428
I think its pretty obvious that we're nearing the end of the human species as we know it.
It could be 20 years or 200, but on a relative scale we're much closer to the end than the beginning.

>>51494233

It's still good but middle seasons kinda lost me. Classic adult swim was great tho. Too bad so many of the creative types went fuckin bonkers with wokism like the athf guy. Hard to rewatch knowing what faggots the creators are. Tim and Eric same story.

>>51494470
They're most likely doing it to cover their asses. See also: Adam Savage.

>>51494470
Season 1 they are using the word retard and said republicans and religious fanatics want world domination. kek. I agree with you though, its hard to enjoy stuff if you know who is behind the curtain.

>>51491646
You should be thankful the hazmat suit protects you from his sharts. Bull div and double bottom on Palantir. SAM tested it's March 2020 lows and is bouncing.

I come home and the wife took a massive shit that stunk up the bathroom and bedroom. So I worked out, and been drinking 9% voodoo rangers. 3 hours later after watching Venture Brothers and 3 voodoos later I go to the bedroom only to get hit by more shit smelling air. So I yell at her to stop farting and shitting. She starts crying in embarrassment because of her IBS and yells at me to leave and get out. So back to the computer room i go.

>>51494689
get toilet exhaust fan

>>51491587
You guys wont get off the ride r-right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUq9rhuiD7k

>>51494735
yes

>>51494709
For whatever reason, we have 2 bathrooms that are connected but 1 fan. That fan is in my bathroom, but she has a window she never opens. I shit only in the mornings and she shits throughout the day. I curse whoever put 2 bathrooms together next to the master bedroom. I have been looking to buy a house for 3 fucking years because of this reason. God damn record high boomer boxes! It's fucking mind blowing to have a hot ass wife that destroys bathrooms, hallways, and bedrooms with 1 shit.

>>51492673
Nothing, just women walking in the back.

>>51494689
I feel bad for your wife. iBS is terrible. Get her one of those toilets that washer her ass and install some better ventilation. You don’t need a new house

>>51494771
Can't you install another? There's also plenty of options to clear the air in the bedroom. Why are you still haven't done anything about it for 3+ years.
As for house prices don't worry. They'll collapse soon

>>51494735
I want freedom,
and cut all the taxes
>I think abortion is every girls right
Lost me there

>>51494823
>Why are you
Why didn't you still.
need to sleep

>>51492852
lum?

>>51494735

The market will go down exactly as much as the Fed wants and no further. Great depression is probably off the table. More realistic expectation is 30-40% down and then they pause QT or push some RRP money back out into the economy.

>>51494823
faggot, I ain't about to install a fart fan for thousands of dollars when her dumbass can just open the window. I keep shaming her to open that window but shes a retarded girl and forgets. She is so worried about someone sneaking in through the crack of a window to kill her that she rather stink up a bathroom, hallway, and bedroom and risk being yelled at.
>>51494831
I guess lum, I just took the disgusting tranny drawing and ran it through the AI generator.

>>51494851
Clearly you're as retarded as your wife if you cannot figure a solution to ventilation for years

I ate a bunch of chikpeas and can't stop farting, why does europe even have a gas problem?

>>51494884
kek

>>51494735
NO DELETE THIS NO ITS NOT FAIR NO I DONT WANT TO LOSE IT ALL!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51494871
You clearly can not read. She has a fucking window that she can open but refuses because of a fear I put in her about being murdered and raped. She rather stink up the house than crack the window. She literally has guns hanging off the walls and 2 murder neapolitan mastiffs that weight 150 lbs each at her side.

Hypothetically, would you quit a 100k/month job you hated to trade stocks full time, if you had 5mil?

thanks

This really is the business section

>>51494970
buy real estate and become a landlord instead of trading stocks

>>51494971
Yes, it is. What questions do you have?

Inflation and shortages alone should increase the tangible book value of companies with hard assets thus making them better value investing buys on P/B alone. Some shitter companies could become more valuable just based on the value of their real estate, vehicles, and machinery.

>>51494971
hello I have an appointment with mr. business, where should I go

>>51493455
Based and kenjataimu pilled.

>>51495081
holy bull bros...

>>51495081
no you fucking idiot

>>51494689
Does she not courtesy flush after each drop?
>buy SPY

>>51493484
This recession has been highly preloaded because of inflation, people are bidding down the market based on a future fed policy rate, it's why there is little actual fear so far, the actual effects aren't being felt.
Normally with this kind of yield curve the market would still be going up.

IMO once other companies follow FedEx, first slowly, then all at once, we will see the capitulation that signals a bottom, and then recovery will start.
On the one hand it will massively reduce the earnings and therefore price of companies, on the other it will signal the end of inflation pressure and the reversal of fed policy.
Some are predicting SPX around 3000.
Will have to play it by ear when we get there (of course loads of people will be screaming great depression 2.0 at that point).
IMO a 1970s/2000s secular bear is quite possible looking longer term.

Looks like Britain will have even less food production. Time to short fertilzer stonks.

https://twitter.com/AlessioUrban/status/1571436194000519169

>>51494970
Yes, in fact I did so with only 30k. Not worth wasting my life time for something I hate while working for someone else just because everyone does it.

>>51495559
I believe you but what tickers are you trading and what's your strategy? Getting just 3000 a month would be a big 10% monthly return which is hard to do consistently.

>>51491935
Dividend stocks are usually mature companies that have no better use for their cashflow, and stock buybacks have a lot of regulation. Good example of this rn is oil companies, who tf would invest in more capacity right now when governments are parroting that oil will be dead in 5 years? Best course of action is to return cash to shareholders.

semiconductor bros?
is the party train ending?

>>51495733
David SOXL is a disgrace. He's got these semiconductors, they're more like miniconductors because they're so small you can barely even see them. Very very small, there's nothing "semi" about them. I knew a guy, he invested in SOXL. Now he's broke. His money is gone, totally gone. It's a very sad thing. Probably the saddest thing I've ever seen.

>>51495753
yea but the taiwan earthquake that justndmeolished 30% of the island an hour ago ?? wont that force prices up again? fags need their internet of things

>>51495776
>yea but the taiwan earthquake that justndmeolished 30% of the island an hour ago
I am so, so glad to be out of AMD right now.

>>51495113
giwtwm

>>51495776
Wait what the fuck are you talking about

>>51495733
Unless Taiwan gets a 9.0+ quake, no.

>>51495799
shits gonna be crazy this week

QQQ has reached its bottom

>>51495799
>>51495811
Why tf are you samefagging?
>buy SPY

>>51495776
Literally a 6.4 nothingburger on the other side of the island from where fabs are

>>51495842
i forgot there were ids on /biz/ :(
im leaving now i just wanted to shit on soxl holders with something i saw on /pol/ bbye bye

Why doesn't the market just price-in a recession

>>51495920
Why doesn't the market just price-in the all-out civil total war, death in the streets, states nuking eachother and the president's head on a pike on CNN?

The sooner we get over it the better. Healing starts with acceptance.

>>51495920
My understanding is that all the available information is priced in to the degree (((they))) deem necessary. If something ends up being better or worse than expected, or if there's something completely unexpected that happens, the market will then correct itself, sometimes violently.

What are some good healthcare/biotech stocks to profit from the LGBT deathstyle? It's a growth market and just because I'm disgusted by their existence doesn't mean I shouldn't profit from their existence before they kill themselves.

>"The temptation on our side is always going to be that all we have to do is say we're not California," said Thiel, invoking the Golden State's increasing embrace of far-left prerogatives. "It's so easy, so ridiculous to denounce, but … should we maybe have more of a positive agenda?"

>Thiel argued that although the national headwinds favored Republicans this cycle and potentially in 2024, the party had to offer a positive vision and program to succeed long term and be credible.

>>51496026
>>Thiel argued that although the national headwinds favored Republicans this cycle
The pendulum is going to fuckig swing so hard it'll rip the fuck off the string.
People vote for Trump, things are good at least for the moment.
Trump's out and the second he's out economy fucking collapses, people are paying enormous costs, Joe goes after his political opponents.

Why the fuck would anyone ever vote left in this case? They don't even give you bread and circuses anymore.

>>51491587
Just checking in quick to say fuck UPRO and it's lack of liquidity. The bid/ask manipulation is so gay. That is all, see you boys tomorrow

>>51495992
Isn't the complete information already available. The Fed has clearly stated the intent to sit on one and whip the other one as much as it can.

The market will go under March 2020 levels. Act accordingly.

>>51491806
Basically every blue chip stock has went down at least -30% this year and continue to do so. FedEx went down -20% in one day last week.

With $200 you're better off playing the market on a short timeline (holding it for ~1 month max, don't believe cucks telling you to only hold for 1 day) and buying TQQQ if you think the market will go up, or SQQQ if you think the market will go down. The market's still so volatile you can swing trade fairly consistently and even if you choose the wrong market direction, you'll usually get close to your original buy price (if not exceed it)

If you just want to buy a stock and hold it for a few years, you're better off saving up cash and waiting for the big crash

Is wbd a buy? On one hand they have the ip, on the other hand they got t's debt and their management before and after the spin off are all fat fucking retards.

>pre-futures

I can't help but feel like this week is going to be a blood bath.

>>51496107
I think we'll hit the 3200 mark.
I think we'd only see mid 2000 if the recession was worse than people think

What are you guys buying?
For me it’s intel, O, and JEPI

>>51496222
What makes you say that?

>>51496302
Retailers cancelling billions in orders and a general bearish sentiment in the news cycle.

im stacking cash in my account but i have 2 very bad positions im still holding essentially at the top and they have massive losses. im in a really bad position here. at this point i wont be able to recover the losses unless i just avg down and keep buying. feels bad

>>51496138
>post-expirations

>>51495546
>less CO2
>less production
This seems like a higher cost of food, and a shortage of fertilizer causing an increase in fert prices, making it better for those companies. Economics seems hard since both of our thesis feel valid

>>51496322
There are people here who bought SOXL at $70. I wouldn't feel to bad if I were you.

>>51495081
https://finviz.com/screener.ashx?v=111&f=fa_div_pos,fa_epsyoy_pos,fa_fpe_u15,fa_pb_u1,fa_pc_u4,fa_pe_u15&o=sector
Like this? Just skip financial institutions. They alays have low P/B due to regulations.

>>51492183
longing now, see you in the other side kid

>>51496041
Price is where it's at because that's where (((they))) think it should be for now. If you want a dramatic shift there needs to be some unexpected catalyst.

>>51496001
HIV and liver medications, mpox etc

>>51496041
>>51496448
You can look at the breakevens on an ATM straddle to see where the market expects a price to go by that exp date

>>51496494
Is 0 an option?

>>51496507
If you unironically think something is going to zero, then short it or sell calls and have enough capital up for MRs
If something gets delisted can puts still trigger?

Most people can expect to be hungry and homeless by 2025 and likely dead by 2030

>>51494884
Top kek.

>>51496549
That's how you hit max payout. 0 dollar puts on spy 1dte

>>51495656
I use leverage and I swingtrade QQQ at key levels/news releases/depending on trend. Made me the most money lately because it’s so obvious. Otherwise industry leaders/losers to long/short with their trend. I use volume profile analysis and worked out decent entry triggers where I scale gradually into the trade. Since I use high leverage for bigger gains it feels safer + my stop loss is tight. If the trade doesn‘t go as I envisioned I‘m out at even 0.5-1%. Served me well so far.

i try not to think about all the money i could have saved if only i was responsible and put stop losses on everything like a responsible adult instead of bagholding

>>51496322
Dont worry about those losses. You can tax loss harvest in the future. And you never know if they come back. You have to decide, do I think this company still has a future, in which case DCA. If not then just leave it and tax loss harvest in the future. Use your current funds in that case to start building up winners.

Sex

>>51491701
comfy anon

GOLDMAN SACHS CUTS U.S. GROWTH FORECAST FOR 2023 AFTER RATE PATH CHANGE

>>51491701
Do you follow a specific plan? is this balanced by vitamins, macronutrients etc. If so care to share?

>>51497144
>>51491701
I mean obviously that one image has only garbage on it but it's worth asking if you have anything else

>>51497123
How come I didnt hear about this anywhere else? I fucking love biz. From 1.5 down to 1.1

Monday might not be moon day after all

Nice weather weekend. Spent most of the day outside yesterday enjoying and doing some minor painting work on my house. Didn't cost me nothing but time due to reusing some paint I had left over. Win all around. Made the house look better, protected it from rotting (which leads to a shat load of money to repair), and got to enjoy some nice weather.

see you guys in one year, i'll be buying then if anybody here survives

Everyone ready for Monday?

>>51497144
Nah, I just go to the grocery store more than I need to and by extra. Any sort of crisis we have here in the states won't last all that long before people trannies riot and the government is forced to seek a resolution. A couple of weeks of food is all you'll need. I just buy things that store well for years.

>>51497190
Ffs circuit breakers when. This slow ass nigger draw down is making me go nuts.

>>51497183
>not a bull

Never forget that you're just a scared loser who's NGMI. And don't fucking ever come back here again.

>>51497219
It's just gonna be slow bleeding for the next 6-12m, rather than a massive single crash.

>>51497190
I've mostly become desensitized to red days so I guess
only thing I hate is I gotta dump -10-12% bags that clearly won't go up, realizing losses is gay

>>51497237
How the fuck am I supposed to make it if I cant bet on a big crash. I want to make enough money to quit my job in a single day

keep buying puts on ndx?

>>51491701
NGMI

If you have food they will come and kill you for it. I prefer farming bugs. Thus I have stopped cleaning my room.

>>51497321
Your expectation is beyond unrealistic. You could start by changing that.

Is robo anon still here? Has robot vacuum technology gotten good yet I was just thinking, my apt probably has a perfect layout for one.

>>51495656
I'm up 75% in three months since I quit my job. I got Covid and they forced me to stay home for 15 days and took all my PTO for the year. Fuck those faggots.

>>51497364
Challenge accepted. My apartment is rigged with home alone style traps.

>>51497414
More recent one. 7k powder to trade with next week trynna crack 100% 3month next week. Lots of calls I got on Friday probably already have me there if we hit 395+ spy

>>51497492

>Get tired of watching fake and gay Joe "MARKET SETPOINT" Biden and WEF globohomo markets
>Because they're all fucking fake and gay and people should literally be beheaded nonstop in the streets for the poors to bathe in their blood until it stops being so fake and gay
>Cash out some of the gains from the year and buy a 3090ti from EVGA
>Configure entire rest of portfolio as giga bearish with stopwins and resolve myself to not look at it again until December
Later faggots, I'm gonna go play vidya at eye-searing resolutions and framerates. Enjoy getting bent over and raped by the fakest, gayest fucking market of all time.

>>51497219
SOFT
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>>51497517
I just installed metro Exodus enhanced version only to find out my PC can't handle it. So this is what it feels like to be a cardlet...

>>51493291
You can as long as your form isn't shit and you're not maxing out all the time like a gorilla nigger. I personally just do RDL's now, but I pulled conventional for like 10 years without any problems. My CSCS textbook says they're fine too if you want an actual source.

>>51497519
I like me landings like I like my cock

H
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>>51491721
Two days assuming a conservative 1,500 calories per day. I always laugh when I see pics like this because this honestly not a lot of food when you add up how many calories are in all the cans combined.

Convince me not to purchase 1k shares of NEM tomorrow

>>51497726
Hey it's a start, I'm not schizo level yet like you

Just moved to IBKR and topped up 20k, any tips for someone new to this client? thanks

>>51497745
why do you want to buy it

>>51497379
irobot got bought by amazon, so maybe theyll turn roombas hummanoid

>>51495081
If we have a recession ahead, I'd assume those assets would also lose value thus lowering the P/B ratios of those companies. I think debt/equity, gross margin, P/E and cash flows are the key.

>>51494334
what?!
I thought the defense contractors all required it for all their employees, that's what someone in smgg possibly you said

damn I stopped applying and got a job somewhere else with less perks

also I have no manufacturing experience

>>51497967
>If

>>51497967
nigger, we are in a recession
don't post here again until you understand that fully

>>51493225
Boy Inkscape is literally free.

Whats with all the doom and gloom? Just go cashgang stupid.

>>51493225
CSP is cheap

Did half of SMG an hero?

>>51498405
Jannies banned me for a week.
they couldn't handle my posting power

>>51498405
i cant handle this market

>>51498448
I got banned for a few days last week. All I did was post a japanese car race.

I see baggie post titties and get away with it

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>1pbtid
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>1pbtid
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>1pbtid
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