/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Imagine not being an INTJ
Is it even worth living as a pleb?

The first time I ever took one of these when I was like 14 I got INTJ, but I almost always get INTP now. I've seen INFJ and INFP a couple of times and ENTJ like once

>>51486648
>>51486665
>>51486689
how do I test it send link OP

>>51486648
>Am I going to make it?
Yes, my wife is an intp. I love her and all of her autistic habits
>t. infj

>>51486696
https://www.16personalities.com/

>>51486696

https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test

>>51486711
nevermind I did 10 questions but dont know what to answer because both are true and false

its scam

>>51486721
fuck off takes too much time

>>51486711
>>51486721
>>51486724
ok i only did the first 3 pages of questions and put the rest in grey box NEUTRAL

it says I am

ISTJ-T


what does it mean

>>51486724
It literally takes 10 mins unless you’re a complete mouth breathing neanderthal

>>51486750
it means you're impossibly retarded and ngmi

>>51486648
You are like me but with autism, so yes you are going to make it.

>>51486724
>>51486750
>ISTJ
how the fuck did you fail the personality test anon?

>>51486761
10 minutes I could spend shitposting and F5-ing the catalog my friend

>>51486763
now for real please

kek I just tried again answering everything neutral so not only the first 3 pages and it says

ISFP-T


proves how this shit is a scam

literally women-tier 'science'


if you fall for this you are reddit or a woman or a faggot and should kill yourself

>nooooo everything has to be black and white I cant wait to stick a label on it!!

>>51486721
>>51486724
>>51486761
>>51486763
>>51486786


also it depends on your fucking mood you fucking retards

>do you like to start the conversation yes or no?


DURRRR MAYBE IT DEPENDS ON THE FUCKING DAY OF THE WEEK OR MY MOOD YOU FUCKING PSEUDO SCIENCE RETARDS

yeah some days I am happy and maybe talk to strangers, the other day I have a look on my face that people dont even think about talking to me

what does that say about your fucking personality??!?!?!??!

goddamn fucking retards


LITERALLY and I mean literally midwit tier women reddit pseudo science nonsense and I dont say this alot but unironicly kys if you believe in this astrology shit

>>51486648
Wellp, what can I say

>>51486842
>ISTP
What does this mean for me bros?

>>51486825
yeah I mean I wouldn't put a ton of stock in it but it's kinda fun I guess

>>51486825
Listen to me you autistic faggot. Why are you sperging out?
This is an internet quiz. Nobody here is claiming that this is a 100% objective measure of who you are. It is literally just a little bit of fun. Why are you getting so worked up over an internet quiz? Consider the following:
https://rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php

>>51486825
Found the NPC. kek

>>51486648
myers briggs astrology for INTPs

>>51486825
(You)

>>51486870
>>51486872
>>51486878

>Friday before the weekend
>Someone is super happy in supermarket striking conversations with strangers

Wooow such an outgoing person!

>Sunday night
>Have to go back to the supermarket a second time because you forgot something
>Annoyed as fuck, dont feel like talking to anyone

WOW TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT PERSONS!

WHAT KIND OF LABEL WILL BE STICK TO THEM?!??!?!


AAAAA IM A WOMEN I NEED PSYCHOLOGYYYY LOLLLL YESSSS ITS SCIENCEEEEE OMG WHAT IS YOUR STAR SIGN!?!??!?!

>>51486927
Nah i can have fun I just dont deal with stupid shit like pseudo science and astrology shit for women like whatever these faggots post here

This shit is literally fake and gay

midwit tier

kys if you believe in any of that crap

unironicly


extra reddit space because fuck you

>>51486648
nah you need to be INFP (schizo), or the psycho type (E something, business guy iirc) sorry senpai

>>51486842
Based
>>51486857
It means you should clean your car sometime

>>51486648
It means you have autism

>>51486931
>This is an internet quiz. Nobody here is claiming that this is a 100% objective measure of who you are. It is literally just a little bit of fun.
https://psychology-tools.com/test/autism-spectrum-quotient
Take the autism quiz anon

>>51486648
it means you'll just spend all your time thinking and not actually doing anything, you're also slightly autistic, INTP-T also btw

>>51486963
I dont get what you mean

>>51486648
Congrats everyone who uses biz and pol have this personality type even though it’s rare. Literally like 2% of the world has this type (of those tested). They’re over represented in this autistic shithole.
Do whatever you want with this info
>t. ITNJ

>>51486974
how about you take the normie quiz

guess what? You just passed!


>>51486878
The NPC's are the retards who fall for shit like this

>>51486648
You're in for a life of misery and frustration.

>>51486974
>Just a little bit of fun

>>51486931
>>51486953
>Calls other "midwits"
>Can neither spell nor fathom that others might be able to regulate their emotions and demeanour even when personally inconvenienced
Here's your letters: NPC

>>51486825
Hey, don’t knock astrology

>>51486825
Back to plebbit, reddit-spacer.

>>51486648
>>51486689
>>51486750
>>51486771
>>51486963
ngmi
>>51486825
>>51486842
ngmi AND need to go back

>>51486648
I mostly get INTP/INFP too but I want to be like ISTP cause fuck this world is merciless

>>51486974
I don’t belong here
See ya later retards

>>51486931
You are literally an NPC with zero introspective capacity.

>>51486987
Entp 125 IQ master race. A little autistic in the sense facts dont care about your feelings.

>>51487025
I got a personality for you

Its called FCKNGRTRD +U

>>51487039

You are right, astrology might actually be more accurate than these tests

>>51487041
Kiss my dick faggot

>>51487055
DUDE EPIC MEMES OF MADE UP SHIT MADE BY WOMEN AND NORMIE NPC'S

>>51487074
Look up what an NPC is before you start using cool buzzwords my friend.

An NPC would be someone who would say "Oh my god it all makes sense now thanks to this test I know im a Faggot+1 personality!"

Someone who isn't an NPC would see that its bullshit and would depend on the fucking day of the week or even how much the person has slept the day before

>>51487055
kek

>>51486984
It means you don’t give a shit about most things. ISTPs are the most dangerous type be proud of yourself

>>51487073
Me neither, although I did get just the right amount of aspie where it counts (Talent)
>>51487020
What do your results look like fren?

>>51487055
I_T_ are just autists coping with their lack of social skills. The only thing that matters at the end of the day is how attractive you are and how high your IQ is

>>51487132
>What do your results look like fren?

Depends on the weather, on the day of the week, on the time of day and how much I slept before and my overal mood of the day depending on multiple factors.

>>51486954
If you're INFP and man it's over for you except if you have confidence and are at least 8/10

>>51487151
Yes good goy the buttons you clicked on this super scientific quizz really say alot about yourself!!

what made you take this test.

>>51487147
Ok well take the autism quiz and tell us how your results look on this day of the week, at this time of day and how much you have slept and your overal mood of the day

>>51487098
holy cope

>>51486842
Literally me

>>51487162
Just did

The results of the test are quite shocking but nothing really surprising

The results say "Intelligent enough to not fall for retarded normie-tier midwit pseudo-science reddit female astrology tests"

Guess I must be on the spectrum indeed

>>51487159
I was mostly being hyperbolic but there are some truths to these tests. Most shy awkard types tend to be INFP or INTP

>>51487141
also nig id

>>51487195
or maybe someone really tired ?

>>51487108
Based. Dangerous? Sounds interesting kek

>>51487066
Become apart of the ISTP group with me brother

>>51486842
>>51486963
INFJs are over represented so far. INTPs are too but that makes sense because this place is the autism magnet
>>51487178
The test I sent you on autism was not written by female astrologers. It is a digital version of the official diagnostic tests that are used to properly diagnose 'tism
>It was first published in 2001 by Simon Baron-Cohen and his colleagues at the Cambridge Autism Research Centre as part of the the widely cited study entitled The Autism Spectrum Quotient (AQ): Evidence from Asperger syndrome/high-functioning autism, males and females, scientists and mathematicians.

>>51487222
le heckin autism label!

Oh no someone doesnt do X and Y he must have autism quick give him ritalin pharmaceutical for 100 a month health insure!!!!!

100 sheckels have been deposited into your account you fucking jew

Anyway im gonna leave this thread

u guys are obviously retarded and its frustrating

please next time post retarded shit like this on reddit

/biz/ is supposed to be above this kind of NPC-tier normieshit

>>51487258
>>51487295
The fuck was his problem?

>>51487320
The problem is he's right

>>51487295
I want to see some real unadulterated discussion on this,reddit mbti sub is so pozzed it's unreal

>>51487329
He's sperging out. Stimulants are rarely given to autistic children for one. Also who the hell was talking about giving him drugs?

>>51487295
>17 pbtid
You're part of the problem faggot, /pol/ needs to be range banned

>>51487141
You honestly believe you (non) I_T_ normie-niggers have the power to project unto us what "matters" at the end of the day? Imbeciles. But do go ahead and try, it's entertaining to see.

>>51487141
I have social skills I simply choose to ignore them. >>51486987
>do whatever you want with this information
Hopefully, make money. Realistically, austically screech about how your way is the right and superior way to make money whether or not it actually makes money.
>>51487295
>ISTJ
>announces he's leaving a 4chan blue board thread
I hope you experience some kind of life even which fundamentally changes who you are so you can escape the hell you don't even realize you're in

>>51487295
>>51487258
Dilate more faggot, you don’t belong here.
>inb4 rent free lmao

>>51487331
How do you endear yourself to an autistic INFJ female? She is actually really nice and seems to 'get' me like no other. But she's caught up on muh values to the point where she gets really upset when I don't share an opinion on her about some political issue or social issue.
It does not seem like this can last. She is very liberal and I am somewhat conservative. Liberal women have a distaste for conservatives as it is, now imagine how it goes with an autistic one.

>>51487694
I have no idea bro,wish I could find an autistic INFJ gf tho (that is pretty based and liberal only with when it comes to consumption of muchroms and acid)

>>51487425
>You honestly believe you (non) I_T_ normie-niggers

I use to get entp and intp. These tests are retarded and autists use it to circle jerk about their lack of social awareness

>>51487774
Its not worth the stress. I have to be honest with you. I am only invested because I am 1.5 years into this, and have been chatting to her for that long. I honestly wouldn't want to date her considering that she gives me the silent treatment for days after I have mildly disagreed on some social issue. A relationship would be hell. But the friendship is rewarding because she can show me things in ways that I have never thought of before

>>51486825
Honestly youre a complete faggot and a retard

T. INTJ gigachad 20 centimeters cock unironically 200IQ

>>51487295
Holy shit youre a complete down syndrome retard

I swear you and normies are basically the same shit

You cant be that stupid

ENTJ King here.

This and the IQ test are the most telling tests about a person Ive found

You can ask a complete down syndrome retard to take an IQ test and the result will always be around 60-90

You can ask a midwit faggot retard to take an IQ test and it will always be around 110-120

You can ask a smart person to take an IQ test and it always will be 130>

The personality test is actually good, only literal low IQ retards faggots dont see its actual value and accuracy or just skeptical sub-humans with low grade judgment and no capability of analysis

There should be more sub-personalities though, and the test is obviously jewed, actual humans should re do the whole thing it and improve it

>>51486648
INTP is the beta incel version of an INTJ

>>51486750

Alright I'm just gonna say it since no one else is. INTP is actually the more mature, realistic version of INTJ. I got INTJ like 5 times in a row when I was a teenager, but after getting older and becoming an alcoholic and banging hookers I now only get INTP. Pic related is unironically correct. INTJs are little bitch manchildren with power fantasies and INTPs autistic losers. You are all mostly either a little bitch or an autist, or both.

Sorry, but someone had to say it.

>>51488409
youre my brother from another mother (and father), anon

>>51486857
school shooter

>>51486648
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, op

>>51488409
Well at least having power fantasies keeps you somewhat feeling alive,turning from that into a loser is not a sign of maturity but a sign of defeat.The true maturity is turning from an intuitive into a sensor while still keeping your IQ intact so that you can finally take on the world while being acutelly aware of the power dynamics that are present all the time between people.Therefore I propose the true sign of maturity is turning into ISTP chad

>>51487055
checked. the virgin intp vs the chad intj

Basically it means you have autism and will die a virgin
t. Intp

>>51488409
Great now if you two faggots can figure out the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath that would be great.

ENTP here, I’m better than all of you, and I’m feeling good.

>>51487055
And there it is.
Hey retard tell me what the definition of a sociopath is.

>>51488505
this,- the end game of N is using S. i'm so jealous of the ISTPs that grew up just sipping beer, fishing, and fucking scene girls at the skate park.

>>51488759
With the level of faggotry you just displayed, you must take the test again. Simply because you are a retard who didn't properly answer the questions.

>>51487774
>consumption of muchroms and acid

>>51487295
16 personality is obsolete. objective personality is better

>>51488795
why is the 16 personalities so inaccurate?

>>51488823
Psychedelics are fundamentally anti-conformity agents.If you think they turn you into a s o i b o i then it's only for NPC's who don't question what they saw and experience and accept whatever they cringe "spiritual group" says to them

i don't know if im a istp or intp. took this quiz when i was younger and just recently a cousin talked to me about it and typed me as an istp. idunno which one i am tho

There's no middle ground for INTP's. Their life outcome is a dipole of greatness on one end or abysmal mediocrity on the other. INTPs have the potential to do truly remarkable things. In terms of intellectual horsepower nobody else comes close, INTJ's being the only exception. However the modern world is a pretty hostile environment for INTPs. So by far the vast majority of them end up languishing in neetdom or mediocrity.

This is /biz/, so if you're an INTP the key is to apply your autism on financially lucrative pursuits. Nobody else will be able to compete, especially in arenas which are traditionally low IQ. For example you could start a cement company. All of your competition will be retarded. So your company's systems and processes will be far superior which will enable you to quickly scale and snuff out the competition. Obviously implicit in this is that you will have to first conclude that material and financial pursuits is even a worthwhile endeavor in the first place. I argue that it is.

>>51488502
exactly what im saying >>51487141

>>51486665
INTJ Master race reporting in.

>>51486825
Mood? No. Wonder why you have an F on your personality test nigger.

am i the only estp here? there is something about this place that, maybe i'm not like everyone here, but it's a window into something that i can't find anywhere else

>>51486648
>tfw ISTP

>>51486648
Fuck off nerd.
Assertive Extravert checking in.

>>51486771

mods do your fucking jobs

>INTJ
>Autistic, but not smart enough to land a STEM job
>Lazy as fuck and procrastinate often, but can get shit done when I actually focus
>Anti-social and socially awkward
>Can't make friends that easily, never had a gf
>Can never speak in a group situation, prefer to listen to others talk.
>The few times when I can actually speak, I end up saying stupid random shit.
>Anger issues, usually because I can't communicate well with others.
>Feel lonely all the time, yet can't stand being around other people.
>Manage to barely get by up until now purely on stubbornness and blending in with the crowd.
>Make sure to dress well and stay in shape so that at the very least I don't look disgusting. Also focusing on gaining higher education and qualifications.
Is there any hope left for me? I feel like making it with crypto and using the gains to retreat from society is my only option.

>>51486825
be careful or you'll die alone

Do intelligence agencies really use MBTI for screenings?

im an INTP
>pro: can do pretty much anything and get good at it. I banged dozens of chicks, am self employed and make six figures working from home
>con: you realize how pointless it all is and how stupid this goddamn planet is and just dont wanna do anything, never happy with what I got

>>51490072
I got this result as well, but I don't really see myself as this type of person

>>51493539
You seem underage

Youve attributed your problems to all the incorrect reasons, they arent even real problems just things that youve fell for

>muh frens
>muh sex
>muh anger issues

Litertal not real issues

The thing about INTJ is that were very emotional, yet very extremely perfectionist

>>Autistic, but not smart enough to land a STEM job

You would have to actually be mentally retarded to "land a job", youre acting like youre cattle people and thats your problem

Learn to control your emotions, stop being a little faggot, learn usefulll things instead for falling for retarded normie memes

>muh peepol
>muh jobs

Useless

>>51493539
>>51495767

Also, if anything, anger makes you more lucid, literally more down to earth

If anything you need more anger in your life because you seem like a weak clueless retard

Anger and disgust is a natural instinct that allows you to disern between worse and better, youre supposed to anger and disgust + intellect to evolve as a human

Learn to live with it, also never show anger to people irl or in a social ambient, its never worth to crusade agaisnt sub-humans

>>51486842
haha, you're an avocado