[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance


View post   

File: 100 KB, 745x605, 8r8e9socolf9s76as7xkf9t8e8ds.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51475641 No.51475641 [Reply] [Original]

Holy lmfao craigs actual documentary 'evidence' (as opposed to rolling out his cousin twice removed or something to say how great the entire Wright family is and how theyre the guardians of democracy (actual quote), and some guys he knew from work 15 years ago to witness for him) got fucking dismantled in court today by KPMG, which is one of the UKs 'big four' London accountancy firms IE very serious people.

Craig walking out of the courtroom today bow legged with that gape, goddamn son.

>> No.51475686
File: 1 KB, 50x50, guiter.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51475686

>>51475641
>caught backdating the coffee stain whitepaper

>> No.51475824

How's Craig even affording to pay for this retarded shit?

>> No.51475849

>>51475824
Pretty sure he's like a billionaire already. It really confuses me a bit. He must be a sociopath who's gotten his fortune by pulling schemes such as this one.

>> No.51475858

>>51475824
calvin
>>51475641
kek. at what point will there be consequences for this retardation

>> No.51475929

>>51475641
Why is he doing this?
We all know he created Bitcoin why can't he just sign and get this over with?

>> No.51475972

>>51475824
the whole thing is a glowie op

>> No.51475977

>>51475849
>Pretty sure he's like a billionaire
no
>>51475824
Calvin is a billionaire
>Why is he doing this?
Calvin is just fucking around, he's bored and he hates everything

>> No.51476003

also, when you retards ask yourselves later on the decade
>"why am I still poor?"
the answer is: because you paid attention this irrelevant shit circus instead of buying the unreg securities that are going to fucking dominate the market in the coming years
even the OP airdrop will be worth more than these 2017 coins

>> No.51476016
File: 35 KB, 765x342, media_Fb6q7AeWAAI-n27.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51476016

>>51475824

Craig is a sugarbaby. Not a joke. Hes been caught bragging about how he left Australia with nothing and owns nothing in his name. His sugardaddy is calvin ayre who is paying for the whole circus some some reason including craigs stupid trials, something like over 100 million dollars spent on the charades so far. He will never get a penny of it back from Craig, its baffling what his motivations are. Like what if it really is a sugarbaby/daddy relationship and theyre in love? Its as good an explanation as any at this point.

>> No.51476040

judge is a women.
women are emotional.
emotional testifies from people < some autistic meta kpmg sperg
checkmate core faggots

>> No.51476056

>>51476040
Did you just fuck up the greater than / less than symbol?

>> No.51476088

>>51476016
>its baffling what his motivations are
it's not complicated really. he's collaborating with the feds to avoid prison

>> No.51476153

who the fuck is craig?

>> No.51476176

>>51476088

What do you mean anon?

>> No.51476194

>>51476153
Craig 'Dorian "Satoshi" Nakamoto' S(atoshi) Wright. Founder of bitcoin and bsv.

>> No.51476220

>>51476194
ok? i dont care about bitcoin, that shit was invented 20 years ago and cashapp is easier and faster

>> No.51476281

>>51475641
Your pic related reminds me of a certain famous diary being written in ball point pen.
Despite the fact that the ball ball pen hadn't been invented yet.

>> No.51476350

>>51476220
Based

>> No.51476575

>>51475929
because he didnt create bitcoin and he cant sign because he doesnt have the keys. how the fuck are you this stupid...

>> No.51476632

>>51476220
cashapp is centralized
i know you don't understand why that matters, you think you do but you don't

>> No.51477063
File: 82 KB, 739x517, 8fjsd9039gtkbns8378fnbvcns.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51477063

So this incompetent clown is supposed to be your Champion against the forces of a 2000 year old banking establishment, have i got that about that?

>> No.51477188

>>51477063
holy kek

>> No.51477223

>>51476575
>Incapable of determining satire
You're the retarded one anon.

>> No.51477243

>>51477063
lol
lmao even
This idiot is done

>> No.51477254

>>51476176
Feds have some sort of legal blackmail on Calvin. Now Calvin is their paypig fat whore. All his lawyers etc are probably all fed connected. All the spent >>51476016
100 m goes to fed bank accounts.

>> No.51477508

>>51476040
BSVdrone cultists on a suicide watch lmao

>> No.51477768

>>51477063
https://archive ph/Q66Gl

>> No.51477776

>>51477768
he's supposed to be a pro at that stuff kek

Subject Coordinator/Lecturer
Charles Sturt University
January 2010 – June 2015 (5 years 6 months)

Developed and promoted the Masters degree in Digital Forensics at CSU.

I am the subject coordinator for several subjects including -
- ITE 50x Mobile Coding (Windows)
- ITE 504 Windows Communication Foundation (Visual Studio 2010, C#)
- ITE 512 Incident Handling
- ITE 513 Digital Forensic Investigation
- ITE 514 Professional Systems Security (CISSP)
- ITE 516 Penetration Testing
- ITE 525 Cyberlaw
- ITE 539 Mail Server Implementation & Administration
- ITI 535 Networking and Operating System Essentials
- MGT 513 Enterprise Project Management

I promote the IT Masters degree in digital forensics that I helped to create.This is a industry aligned coursework masters degree.

On top of this I am in the final stages of completing and having a subject approved in Windows Mobile and Cloud Coding. This is an innovative course in programming for the Windows Tablet and Phone marketplace using cloud based technologies.

I offer the following cloud based and crowd sourced courses:
- Statistics
- Cyber Crime
- Reverse Engineering Software

>> No.51477780

How is he not jail for faking evidence. This isn't the first time.

>> No.51477868
File: 99 KB, 740x596, 79jg3567887bs358mdh8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51477868

>>51477188
>>51477243

But wait theres more!

So what happened here is that Craig needed to forge an early pre-release copy of bitcoin.exe but with his name all over it, to pretend he created it, but he cannot even simply change the source code and compile it himself because hes not a programmer. So he took a COMPILED BINARY of bitcoin and opened it in a hex editor, as if he were 12 years old and its the year 2000 and he is trying to hack halflife.exe so he can cheat in counter strike lmao.

Then he pulls strings and changes what he needs to and saves the .exe back out, and of course this horseshit leaves huge telltale traces all over the file of what he did, nothing actually lines up when the file is forensically examined. Its like trying to alter the foundations of a house after its already built, nothing will ever be straight and true again.

Todays hearing was incredible for craig, it was the epitome of money talks (the documentary evidence getting dismantled by professionals all day long) and bullshit walks (craigs 'witnesses' including family members who totally confirmed what a great and smart guy he is and they think hes satoshi)

>> No.51477879
File: 9 KB, 555x122, maximumtipping.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51477879

>>51477768
>I bet you did not know that Asklepios Aesculapius is the Greek God of Health and Medicine or that Lucifer is the name of the Roman Light-bearer, the God and Star that brings in the day.

>Activities and Societies: A comparitive study of Greko-Roman foundations to the Judeo-Christian origins of the Eve belief and myth structure. If you are really lucky (or unlucky as the case my be) I may let you read my dissertation: "Gnarled roots of a creation theory".

>> No.51477942

>>51477868

Craig must fucking HATE checksums and metadata. They are the bane of this mans existence.

>> No.51477977

>>51477868
he really should be toast on this bullshit alone.
hes a terrible fucking forger and an even worse liar. Make it stop already. I have (some..) faith this Norwegian Judge is gonna utterly savage the cunt now tho.

>> No.51477980

What the fuck was Calvin's endgame anyways? Nobody but paid shills and his insanely small pool of schizos ever believed him.

>> No.51478010

>>51477980
if you are being charitable, Calvin prob. got boiling frogged into enabling this fucking clown, bit by bit. Or he simply fell in love with his own scam. But more likely cregs told him some real fantastic tale of untold riches and The Greatest Scam Ever, if only Calvin keeps funding his bullshit meantime. Cant end well, of course.

>> No.51478043

>>51477980

At this point it could be something as simple as denial and sunk cost fallacy.

If he stops now, he would have to admit he has spent well in excess of 100 million dollars on a complete manchild clown that he is never getting back, and he would have to assume his status as one of the biggest individual scam marks in history, one of the biggest rubes ever. You might see why he would run away from that.

>> No.51478048
File: 73 KB, 363x382, DF617FAD-B658-4E01-B7DB-385D8D3AF41E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51478048

>claims he created the first decentralized currency that operates with the core principle of “trust nothing by default, only use what can be proven”
>rather than do that, he insists on proof to the tune of “dude just trust me, my friends, and the centralized legal system lmao”
I half expect him to bring out the wifi pineapple at this point

>> No.51478085

>>51478010
I think Craig has convinced himself it's all real. Meanwhile hoping that somehow the inevitable digital/forensic experts are less competent than his belief is strong.

>> No.51478095

Craig will sign and then what are you dumb niggers going to say?

>> No.51478110

>>51475641
They seriously need to lock this lunatic up. The insane part is the bsvtards will still find a way to spin this, they have to, the cognitive dissonance is too much.

>> No.51478111

>>51478095
>2 more weeks

>> No.51478115

>>51478048
>last minute surprise witness
>It's a literal pineapple
>aw see yer onneh, iss poinapple cunt talk cos it got asked
>but oi swayah it's the evidence which absolves yours truly
>now that Youse are ready to rule in me favour I'll be off to celebrate by listening to Mozart's mass in b minor

>> No.51478128

>>51478115
*acked

>> No.51478146
File: 83 KB, 741x531, 5yut8e98cdmcpoa938tjudnc26wic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51478146

>>51478110

Like this?

Theyre too far gone, they cant be saved.

>> No.51478173

>>51478146
>crediblie witnesses
Freudian Slip Classics present
it also appears to have confused Law with Democracy, some inexplicable reason.

>> No.51478212

>>51478115
Sir, your pineapple appears to be Oirish or drunk.
or probably both.

>> No.51478217

>>51478146
so I don’t know how bongland does things, but in burger courts they confirm like 20 different times that the evidence you’re presenting is what you believe to be true and correct. The entire point of buttcoin is that you don’t have to trust anyone, the math itself will prove you right. If he can pull out what he claims are 15 year old pdf’s and exe’s why can’t he pull out the signing key for the satoshi blocks and use it? That would put the entire matter to bed in an instant

>> No.51478231
File: 395 KB, 1080x610, 1657787894033.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51478231

Craig is Satoshi
BSV is Bitcoin
No amount of social engineering will change that. Keep seething though.

>> No.51478247

>>51478217
>why can’t he pull out the signing key
yeah, I believe the Judge already asked him exactly that. She does appear the smartest person in the room, by some distance - even creg appears a bit wary of her. I have high hopes shes about to re-introduce Capital Punishment to Norway.

>> No.51478329
File: 36 KB, 592x571, 1530958651954.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51478329

>>51475641
>>51477063
>>51477868
>12 years old and its the year 2000 and he is trying to hack halflife.exe
holy shit lmao, creg must be utterly seething about the kpmg metadata analysis. irrevocably btfo
bsvdrones are either baiting, lack the technical/reading comprehension to understand the evidence presented, or are stubbornly refusing to accept that they were wrong and adjust their beliefs. the latter would be concerning.

>> No.51478374
File: 113 KB, 937x750, 0D64CB15-190A-4B44-943C-C74CA7515C83.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51478374

Lol blockstream trannies are seething

>> No.51478478

>>51478374
only thing sinking here is cregs defence.

>> No.51478569

>>51478110
You can't save them, there are some poor souls out there that have been putting all of their savings in xrp and bsv for years now

>> No.51478581
File: 60 KB, 1078x680, 1663265224278475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51478581

>>51478217
>If he can pull out what he claims are 15 year old pdf’s and exe’s why can’t he pull out the signing key for the satoshi blocks and use it? That would put the entire matter to bed in an instant

Yesterday in court on the stand, he claimed he 'drank 3 bottles of wine' and got falling down drunk, and 'stomped the hard drive' (direct quote) because he wanted to recover 'his coins properly, via COURTS of LAW'.

Even the judge had to stop the proceeding and ask him if she heard him right that this bullshit could have all been over years ago if he had just signed/moved coins, but that hes deliberately spinning out it thru the courts because of his arrogance basically. And he said yeah thats about the size of it.

>> No.51478585

>>51478212
The Australian accent is a bastardisation of Irish and Kentish accents. Or pretty close to anyway.

T. Orstrayan

>> No.51478845
File: 179 KB, 388x486, 35E657FA-60B3-4A3A-8C45-23088738675C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51478845

>>51478478
The only thing sinking is Greggle and his tranny goons’ life expectancy

>> No.51478852
File: 59 KB, 707x382, 05F1BDD0-E6B9-4D10-9A95-F154D0E9ED5C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51478852

>>51478581
>how do you legally introduce evidence into public domain

>> No.51479281

>>51478852
You don't have any fucking evidence you halfwit, or none that withstood more than 30 seconds of forensic examination before being proved to be yet another product of cregs fevered imagination. If you had evidence? You wouldn't be queuing up all the cousins, nChainers and literal whos to spout 'creg is Satoshi!' mantra. And that's not fucking evidence either btw. tldr, your shit ain't fooling no-one.

>> No.51479431

Craig is rich

>> No.51479476

>>51476281
Helen Keller

>> No.51479995

>>51476016
This is a charming explanation and could certainly be true but Ayre's humble origins and his run-ins with US masons (the United States government), with which he escaped with a slap on the wrist, strongly implies he is now working for them as a LARPer. It isn't hard, as he himself says, he just plays himself. I.e., a moron who can be taken at cards.

>> No.51480158
File: 80 KB, 598x666, 3q4t34t3tt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51480158

>>51479281
so seething and desperate,
>muh cousins and literal whos
his family seem to be all infosec defence military guys, it's literally perfect for him to be satoshi

>> No.51480175
File: 275 KB, 1297x957, craigwrightsoldierx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51480175

>>51480158
you can even verify what he said independently, as bad aussie man appears in hacker databases as a whitehat
>https://www.soldierx.com/hdb/Craig-Steven-Wright

>> No.51480380
File: 40 KB, 569x378, GregMaxwell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51480380

>>51480158
>>51480175
i guess the thread is over, corecuck trannies and this gangly s0i fat ugly ginger cunt are on sudden suicide watch
no more replies
page 15 inc

>> No.51480489

>>51480158
>>51480175
>>51480380
How do you justify the KPMG report to yourself? The evidence that he fabricated emails, documents, code and the binary file is undeniable.

I'm seriously curious about the kind of mental gymnastics you are doing to get around this.

>> No.51480560

>>51480489
i haven't seen it yet and i can't find it

>> No.51480767
File: 93 KB, 650x490, foiled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51480767

LOL at Wright hex editing a Bitcoin binary to add his name and an earlier date.

>> No.51480793

>>51478329
Aren't all the BSV drones ironic shit posters?

>> No.51480809

>>51480560
>Willful blindness
Lmao

>> No.51480839

>>51479995

To what end though? What is the tangible objective in that?

>> No.51480878

>>51480560
See
>>51477063
>>51475641
>>51477868

For a basic summary, the tangible proof he has was all clearly faked. What are you doing in your mind to pretend this doesn't completely destroy his credibility?

>> No.51480882
File: 816 KB, 715x765, 1627574488343.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51480882

>2 years ago anons legitimately believed Craig created BTC
I remember the BCH threads, they were countless and 100% unironic.
YOU FUCKING RETARDS
This one's for you AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, just as retarded as GME bagholders too!!!! What, it's been 3 years now and still nothing??? SHORT SQUEEZE ANY DAY NOW AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.51480886

>>51480878
that isn't the report

>> No.51480898
File: 326 KB, 659x439, media_FcryquVXoAAcgnW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51480898

>>51480380
>i guess the thread is over, corecuck trannies and this gangly s0i fat ugly ginger cunt are on sudden suicide watch

Na OP is still here, mc fuckface.

Also that is so rude lmao.

>> No.51480962
File: 94 KB, 611x927, q234rq2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51480962

until i see the report myself, ill just see what kurt says because he seems like an honest guy
i guess wizsec ignored this part about craig having a predated release whitepaper

>> No.51480992
File: 38 KB, 611x291, 98374595.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51480992

it doesn't look so good for the catman desu

>> No.51481004
File: 258 KB, 1920x1080, 1658853759984831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51481004

>>51480992

Go to bed Kurt.

Also i will be unironically praying for your soul brother and you know why.

>> No.51481017

>>51477063
How have the courts entertained this shit for so long? Why isn't he being punished for submitting fake evidence?

>> No.51481064
File: 231 KB, 778x2048, 1659662363239163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51481064

>>51481017

Nobody knows. It seems that perjury in civil court is hardly ever pursued and prosecuted by the judge for some reason, it just gets noted [like judge reinhart did in very strong terms in florida] and the case proceeds with you having a mark against your name for lying, maybe thats supposed to be punishment enough in a civil trial since civil court is enough of a clusterfuck anyway.

Craig DID get actually properly prosecuted for perjury once though, in australia back in 2005 or so, got sentenced to 28 days jail suspended.

He actually lied about that in this current case too when he told the court 'ive never been convicted of anything' lolol.

>> No.51481083
File: 445 KB, 1125x646, 1584230185491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51481083

>>51481004
fake tits for fake bitcoin

>> No.51481110

corecucks suddenly very silent and concerned.
muh kpmg report
muh meta data
muh social consensus
faggots, the lot of you

>> No.51481121

>>51481110
craig wright is a faggot gay dumbass

>> No.51481139

>>51481110
Lol scamtoshi fagamoto has now been caught out several times trying to fake evidence, and the judge knows he's full of shit.
>m-muh greg
>m-muh core
Eat shit lmao you're fucked

>> No.51481337

>>51478581
>Supposed genius BTC architect makes no attempt to secure his several hundred million dollar crypto fortune and instead opts to destroy his only access to it in order to pursue a protracted series of legal battles because it's his mission to prove to judges that they can court order crypto transactions.
There's no way people are buying this story

>> No.51481807

>>51481337

Thats what hes selling. And some cretins are buying it.

Some of them are in this thread.

>> No.51482187

Andrew DeSantis possesses the original drive taken from Dave kleiman's residence. Craig didn't stomp anything. Andrew could prove CSW is lying.
>>51481337

>> No.51482395

>>51480158
>to be satoshi
*to be asked to do an operation larping as satoshi

>> No.51482431

>>51475824
He's U.S. intelligence, I thought everyone knew this?

https://twitter.com/100trillionusd/status/1091100918416850945?lang=en

>> No.51482567

>>51480158
>my family say I am satoshi now give me my billions of dollars
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.51482645
File: 6 KB, 180x250, Nutildah.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51482645

Is CW gonna sue Nutildah for defamation?

>> No.51483052

>>51480489
KPMG has intentionally avoiding making any insinuation into intent or the purpose of alterations. Just because some documents have altered metadata, does not mean it was Craig who changed it, or that all valid plausible justifications for changes have been demonstrated. KPMG want to save face on this and just state things have been changed. Still many big questions remain as to why. Other evidence can make certain seemingly unlikely scenarios become more likely ie concerted harassment by malicious cyber criminals.

>> No.51483070

>>51481064
contempt is not perjury dipshit

>> No.51483307

>>51483052
how it started
>w-well craig didn't change it, someone else did
>>51483070
how it's going
>uhh well i mean he's in contempt, not perjury, CHECKMATE COREKEK
LMFAO
M
F
A
O

>> No.51484343

>>51483052
>concerted harassment by malicious cyber criminals
well, creg docs metadata could be under constant attack by the Pineapple Gang, alphabets and other international bad actors I suppose. Could be.
William of Ockham would probably have suggested, cregs simply a fraudulent fantasist tho. Wise chap, was William.