/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51477732
https://youtu.be/XDdrhvhsMXM?t=23

>>51477732
Vitalik Buterin is a disgrace. And then you got these smart contacts, they're more like dumb contacts. Very very dumb, there's nothing smart about them. I knew a guy, he tried to use metamask. Now he's broke. His money is gone, totally gone. It's a very sad thing. Probably the saddest thing I've ever seen

>>51477833

>>51477732
He's gonna win in 2024

>>51477936
kek

>>51477936
Look, having blockchain — my uncle was a great professor and programmer and developer, Dr. John Trump at blockstream; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: worked at Blockstream, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the blockchain deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — blockchain is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 10 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the POS ethereum — now it used to be POW, now it’s POS — but when it was POW and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Ethereum Foundation are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.

>>51477936
Kek. Best post on /biz/ right now unironically

>>51477936
>>51477976
And don't even get me started on these H1B pajeets. Look, we have so many of these carpet flyers running around now and you know, they churn out shitcoin after shitcoin every day to scam good, law abiding citizens. I swear, if these slurpie mixers want to come here LEGALLY then they're gonna have to poo in the loo like good Americans. We're gonna make pooing in the loo great again.

>>51477936

loses all his money to a Russian browser extension. many such cases! sad.

>>51477732

>>51477833
fuck I miss the Trump era

>>51477833
i miss this mf like you wouldn't believe

When /biz/ sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. They’re bringing shitcoins. They’re bringing rugpulls. They’re pajeets. And some, I assume, are good people.

>>51477732
PoS added more centralization

>>51478132
part 2

>>51477833
God I miss these so much. Anyone have the Ted Cruz one where his family is having an awkward and menacing dinner? Fuck that was funny. Youtube is overrun with corpos now and every search is just mainstream bs.

>>51478177
It's the first minute and a half of this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0XZDOCs0S0

>>51477732
I’ve read it in my mind with his voice and accent. Sounded funny..

ill never use eth again. ever. polygon works fine ot buy worthless nfts. until the jews are exterminated all capital markets are a guaranteed loss

>>51477936
This is hysterical.

>>51478032
oh my god LOL

>>51477936
i’ve lost like 1k dollars this month just due to metamask gas fees.

>>51477833
wearin' mah hoodie

Sell this Piece of Shit while you still can. SEC says its a Security.

>>51477833
i would kill somebody for that 2016 energy to return. great entertainment.

And they tell me it's a smart contract. It's actually a very dumb contract. Very bad. Probably the worst contract I've ever seen. Let me negotiate the contract. Let me negotiate it. Because believe me, I will get you a better deal. You're gonna look at your gas fees and say "Wow, I never thought it could be this cheap".

>>51477732
We made VINU to fix that mistake OP

>>51479266
Kek

>>51479266
And I mean look, you have India over here and India, I think I'm saying that correctly, it's a HUGE disaster. And I mean, they ride camels everywhere and you see, I know a LOT about camels, believe me and well, you see, camels need a LOT of water, I'm not even joking about that and look you see America can't afford to keep paying for these camels when our own camels don't even have water. My father, Fred Trump, see he used to own Camel cigarettes and that was a BAD deal! I guarantee you if I was in that deal it would have been good for everybody you'll see we're gonna make smoking cool again.

>>51478076
Gemmy

>>51478132
>>51478140
Lido is a decentralised organisation, you retard.

>>51479442
lol is that where the "many such cases" meme comes from ? haha

>>51479266
I cannot wait to hear what President Trump says about Ethereum. You know he'll get to it soon

>>51479266

Lel

>>51478032
Fuk u bloddy bich I call your wall a group

>>51477732
No doubt, the recent ETH merge is all fucked up. I don't really know the difference before and after the merge. Who's got any better analysis?

>>51479442
Is Trump your fucking father?

>>51478132
>CAN YOU GUYS STOP STAKING

>>51479442

>>51477936
I can hear him wtf

BRING TRUMP BACK!

this emotional lesbian is your hero

get your shit together biz

>>51477833
Couldn't find this the other day. Upvoted.

>>51477732
I better stop fucking strippers for the rest of my life than ape on asshole ETH, meanwhile faggots waiting to find their bearings on that shit think QANX could be a good option to look out for after being part of the Newchip Global Accelerator Program to boost Indian growing economy in the world.

>>51477732
Fuck outta here idiot. ETH could speed up processing and offer greater security and stability, and a 98% or greater reduction in Ethereum's energy consumption,

>>51480724
Everyone knew Ethereum is such a retard since Investors could shield it for other cryptos.

>>51480724
*Loud airhorn interrupts*

>>51480724
Shut the crab pajeet, knowing transactions have a fixed price in FIATs, and deployment fees of data and transfers recorded on the chain feels like seeing a busty boob dangling in my eye.

>>51479601
it's so centralized... it's LAUGHABLE.

>>51480762
Even validators put up a share of their coins in exchange for the right to be randomly chosen to verify transactions and record them on a new block.

>>51480808
listen, this guy, last night he was talking about he was going to the moon with everybody, today ETH dumps, very nasty guy

>>51480742
Looks like ETH is yet to fix it's high has fees and that's fucking frustrating. If a pre-defined gas prices given in fiat that makes lazy businessmen and company CFOs happy as transaction prices are predictable, then I'm going to fuck in there till I die.

>>51478132
>stop staking
Isbt that literally impossible currently? Lmao the state of eth

>Vitalik, come over the White House some day I just want to talk with you. He won’t, too chicken to look a man in the eyes. You know what we call him over here? Ya, “weird Vitalik.” Guys a bit of a creep if you know what I mean. He’s got these tiny pencil arms, probably couldn’t pick up something real like a basketball. He deals in fake computer stuff and is very awkward around women. I bet you’ve all seen the recent pictures of him standing next to a petite Asian woman. Now that was weird but let’s not go there tonight.

>>51477936
>>51479266

Pulsechain solves this

>>51481000

>>51478177
Youtube is cable tv 2.0 now. Sterile and centralised bullshit.

>>51477833
I can't believe it's been six years already.

>>51481015
Ya it’s crazy how they filter out the small guy and show only politically correct Rothschild media results now

>>51478109
It's coming back. TRUMP 2024. (AND 2028 AFTER THE PURGES)

>>51480943
Ahahahah

im not a republican but bros i miss him so fucking much

>>51481082
jeez old man

WE NEED MORE ORACLES, I JUST LOVE THEM. EVER HEARD OF ORACLES FOLKS? I MET THIS GUY SERGEY NAZARAOV, A GREAT GUY BY THE WAY, VERY GREAT!

HE BOUGHT MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF BURGERS. GREAT AMERICAN BURGERS, NEVER HAD A BETTER ONE

AND I TOLD HIM SERGEY, HOW CAN WE GET SOME OF THOSE ORACLES INTO THE WHITEHOUSE ?

>LINK token not needed

>>51479266
UNDER BUDGET AND AHEAD OF SCHEDULE

>>51477833

>>51477976
>>51477936
>>51481170
You could easily make a Trump AI.

>>51480562
The whole market went down after the ETH merge. Nevertheless, I'm still buying ETH and ALBT now it is low and looking forward to the brighter days.

>>51479266
IF GAS FEES LOW IS WHAT YOU WANT, XRP IS THE ONE FOR TRUMP

>>51477936
lmao

>>51480562
trust me, i didn't fall for the rumor, thou i hold a few bag, and i went deep with Ride coz it's still at the bottom, also with big names popping into the project, i figure i can make some profit on the long run.

>>51482101
The DeFi terminal of Allianceblock allows project leverage on its liquidity mining and staking making it valuable.

>>51482123
Literally every coin that's not BTC or ETH has low gas fees, cRipple niggers are insufferable.

>>51484004
Post comparison chart

>>51484051

ripple isn’t crypto, it’s a fucking excel spreadsheet.

>>51484079
damn....still moves fast and works wonderfully as an international iou for fiat

>>51484079

fucking kys ripple and pos fags

>>51478076

>>51480562
>don't really know the difference before and after the merge.
Eth will recover from the red, the green dildos will surely come,but in the meantime, i'm romancing with Loom, Sylo, Gto and Reef coz they typically pull up your monie faster than higher-cap coins.
>i'm an alt bitch

>>51477732
Vitalik looked disgusting, his lanklet body before the world in his eth merge video, very very bearish.

ETH is finally dying. Hopefully all the crypto scams die with it.

>>51478076

>Vitalik Buterin looked disgusting— erection protruding— in his blue pants before Congress. Very very disrespectful

they should have used a logarithmic distribution to pick the validator, its so obvious. they fucked up