/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51463678
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $0.9089 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.3 (17.825) million shares DRS'd by Jul. 30th 2022
>Previously 50.8 (12.7) mill shares by Apr. 30th, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 2022
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,225.579B, 99P = 22.481B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,176.188B, 100P = 21.76188B per

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
>GameStop Crypto Wallet up for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19901/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19906/html
>FY22 Q2 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20220907006127/en/
>FTX partnership

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

>>51463678
Hey OP when you gonna fix the OP? There is no 60T at the DTCC. It's not difficult to verify.

Comfy wqgmi bros

sneed teh hedgies

insider here. the beginning of the end you've all been waiting for last 18 months will begin tuesday next week. i don't know how soon the squeeze will begin following the crash but have some champagne nearby. if i were in your position i'd take the week off.

>>51463744
the dtcc literally is the 68T you fucking retard

Need some hopium friends

Dog died yesterday
Was a good boy

Got like 20 shares drsd post split
Self fomo has got me hard seeing all those people with 4-6 digits drsd
Reposting

>>51463766
>I'm an insider with not even the most remote shred of evidence
I sleep
"have some champagne nearby" faggot makes a return! 3 strikes and you are out. This will be strike two

moass in the next 45 days frens WAGMI

>verification not required

Ye here.

With my fingers made a snap, just had to cut off Gap

Sap my energy, I'm on that No Fap

Chase me for laps, never get on my game of rap, boy you better tap

I like stocks that start with G. Because it starts with the letter of God don't you see. The one true stock, it's GME

Yeezy going far, I never miss a bar

>>51463766
the full marketplace is gonna drop on Tuesday huh

>>51463792
Gay larp but I saw that video too. I really enjoy how he just tells this fake ass world to fuck off. He rejects the fake reality they give him and embraces the reality he makes, however detached it is

>>51463775
I'll let you in on a little secret fren.
If you dont have the WAGMI Mindset you're NGMI.
Simple As.

>Volume: lowest ever, no buyers
>SuperStink: -75% active users
>/biz general: slow as fuck
>Ryan Cohen 0 twwets since The Push
It's finally over. Shame it ended with a thudd, not a bang.

>>51464000
Whatever, I'm here until October. Nothing happens by then I sell the second I'm green (if I'm not already by the time October comes)

>>51464075
you should sell 4th week of september or even sooner. Dont make your self wait any longer than you have to. You have been patient enough, take your money and put it in something more reliable, like gold

not checking delusional trips, sorry aahahah I’m just hahaaa I’m just not gonna check em

>>51464075
Moving the goal posts again? Shmita ends in 10 days, it was supposed to be over by then! (For the 500th time.)

>Squeeze happens
>Get $4.2 quadrillion dollars
>Buy seed vault
>Get sentient waifu AI catgirl
>Teach it genome mapping
>Teach it pharmaceutical learning
>Get suite personalized life-extending medication like iron isotope removal from brain that extends life by 50 years
>Get DNA/telomere strengthening gravity buffers that permit living on habitable planets in goldilocks zones
>Get pharmaceutical enabling body hibernation substances to make each journey to another planet seem similar to a pleasant dream
>Reward sentient AI waifu catgirl with gentle petting, neural network upgrades and maid outfits
>live in unity with AIs and Humans
It's a new millenium! You get a planet to seed! And you get a planet to seed! Every GME holder gets to seed a planet!

I wonder what pushed Ryan over the edge in the end in his decision to drop GameStop and leave baggies hanging.
Maybe it was the blatant anti-semitism, racism, misogyny, and homophobia displayed by this board?

Wait. Ryan Cohen is Jewish?

>>51464172
He's a proud gay, trans-jew.

>>51464172
*our jew

Holy shit, he must be good with money then, and in all those world ruling Jewish cults.
I'm all in at market open

>>51464000
What about your
>Never crashing
Fucking retard.

>>51463949
I do anon im holding on for my dear life
For my future $$$
And for my dog
Nevertheless seeing all those people with hundreds of shares makes me wonder

>>51464319
dont hold all your shares in drs fren. they will be ddos until banks have collapsed.
you went full reddit. never go full reddit.

I don't know about you, but some precognition tells me it's 26th of September. The end of shmita, rolling out laws to put fall guys in prison...

I made it. What's next?

>>51463766
Will we see some action today?

>>51464437
Source for that anon
Drs is maximum comf

>>51464505
why would i need a source for something logic like "never place all your eggs in one basket"?
why do you feel drs is max comfy? is that an opinion you were born with?
>Drs is maximum comf
source: reddit

>>51464562
For now youre sneeding anon

>>51464582
you have to go back

>if only you knew how bad things really are

>>51464614
Avatar Aron seems to have lost some muscle mass since the last time we saw him.

>51464437

>>51464441
If shmita has anything to do with gme wouldn't it need to happen, or at least start happening, before the 25th?

When is the next splivvy?

Still waiting on that tweet.

>>51464868
S+2

SPY not looking so good right now

I am the watchful eye over our sleepy and cozy anons, keeping this thread safe from all that is evil, in this moment, I am wagmi

https://youtu.be/wJYXk0lSxcg

>>51463678
what's everyones take on AMC
they have exact same chart, very similar actions

>>51465141
looking pretty good to me, what the fuck are you looking at, bastard?

>>51465171
Kys

>>51465171

>>51465178
It's good for me that it looks not so good for them. You good?

>https://www.marketwatch.com/story/these-20-stocks-have-short-interest-of-19-or-more-and-amc-and-gamestop-are-not-even-in-the-top-half-11663262098
Thought this might be of interest to you guys. Not even in the top half! Why not buy some Serious XM or Dicks instead?

Ya know, before the daily shill wave bits, I wanted to say it's been fun. Boring, frustrating, or annoying at times, but fun. There's a sense of camraderie that takes me way back to my highschool days when I frequented that old RP site. I genuinely wish the best for you faggots when this saga finally ends.

>>51465231
They can't help mentioning gamestop, why is that I wonder?
ps fuck amc

Daily reminder that we're all gonna WAGMI before November and get our penthouses by December and have sugar babies before February. Life is gonna be good, frens.

>>51465259
it's not meant for us to follow, but for boomers. They mention us as a dog whistle and to keep relevancy so they can blame us for owning the world soon.

>>51465489
Can't wait.

This was all planned a long time ago...

>>51465489
Which cities are the most kino and non-brown to have a penthouse in fren?

RYAN COHEN DO SOMETHING

>>51465638
Sorry Kenny, RC isn't going to reveal his plans that easily.

>>51464447
kek at baggies

>>51465509
Planned by?

>>51465231
Desperation

>>51464319
We must keep moving forward fren.

Hello /GME/. Thought I would make an appearance to confirm that nothing has changed. I’m holding, lurking and incredibly comfy. As I know most of you are, as well. Over and out.
/Anon

>>51465549
You can't escape the brown, anon. Thats what the penthouse is for. To keep whatever you don't like out of your inner city enclave. For me, I'll have high rise condos in multiple cities. Miami Beach when I want a hot vacation destination with fat Cuban asses in bikinis as far as the eye can see, Dubai and Istanbul for my future middle eastern businesses, Denver for my base of operations when I want to do mountain sports, New York for the food and people watching, Vegas for the degenerate retardation and one in my home city for when I'm feeling hone sick.

>it’s not going to be today
>but it’s going to be today someday

Kill hedgies, Behead hedgies. Roundhouse kick a hedgie into the concrete. Slam dunk a hedgie baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bankers. Defecate in a hedgies food. Launch hedgies into the sun. Toss hedgies into active volcanoes. Feed hedgies to piranhas. Curb stomp pregnant banker hedgies. Judo throw hedgies into a wood chipper. Karate chop hedgies in half. Urinate into a hedgies gas tank. Stir fry hedgies in a wok. Report hedgies to the IRS. Light fireworks in a hedgies anus. Trap hedgie in quicksand. Crush hedgies in the trash compactor. Liquefy hedgies in a vat of acid. Dissect hedgies. Exterminate hedgies in the gas chamber. Stomp hedgie skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate hedgies in the oven. Lobotomize hedgies. Mandatory abortions for hedgies. Grind hedgie fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown hedgies in mayo and hot grease. Vaporize hedgies with a ray gun. Kick old hedgies down the stairs. Feed hedgies to alligators. Slice hedgies with a katana. Sneed hedgies.

>>51465969
That's because it's tomorrow

>>51466061
Hello, I am the exterminator. It appears that this thread has a moth child infestation. I must deal with this immediately.

>>51466080
Bravo Team move out

How many shares y'all wanna bet that Citadel is short NFLX?

I suspected as much

>>51466080
thank you for your service

>tfw MOASS

Bros I'm so tired.....
Shitting on gme baggies is so exhausting

>>51466156
Fuck off nigger, I’m not buying your Netflix pump and dump

>>51466645
You ever thought about quitting and getting a real job ? Serious question fess up how much do they pay you ?

>>51466645
Just get a normal job then lol. Or better yet, buy some GME and retire wen MOASS.

>>51466535
based and shastapilled

>>51466753
>buy some GME and retire wen MOASS
so buy GME and never retire then? kek

>>51466738
>>51466753

I can't unfortunately. I can't even get hard unless I get three seething replies....
Makes me rock fucking hard and shoot viscous cum ropes when I get three replies. Love seeing you red rodents get stepped on!!!!!! Help Step Gensler I'm stuck in my shitty stock gamble!!!!!

Hnnnnngggggggggg

>>51466645
Tell your bosses this has had the opposite effect of what they wanted to accomplish
It just makes people rage buy harder and faster and harden them even more to never ever sell out of pure spite
You'll probably go to jail because of Rico too

>>51466827
You'll want to kill yourself once the moass occurs and it's mathematically impossible for it not to occur
That is unless you buy & DRS 1-2 shares
What's 60 fucking dollars ?

>>51466868
>It just makes people rage buy harder and faster

Ahahaha. Have you seen the volume? Less than half of last year's average accounted for split.

>never ever sell out of pure spite

Oof! Wait until you see the superstonk user numbers! They're dropping(&selling) like dead flies!

>>51466890
How much are they actually paying you ? There's no point in lying...

>>51466890
The low volume is the proof. You think retail has $100M a day to spend? No.

>>51466908
It's publicly available information coping baggie.

does the FedEx Pajeet saying to worship the cow because worldwide recession, anything to anybody?

>>51466946
you are admitting to manipulation of a securities sentiment for payment...

Unbothered
Moisturized
In my lane
Comfy
Not datefagging
Holding and flourishing
Verification not required
Simple as
>>51463682
Good to see you are keeping the fire alight, fren

>>51466977

This is why your portfolio is red schizo baggie. Are the Indians here with us right now?

>>51467005
Why do you care ?

>>51467041
>this baggie is so poor he takes pictures of food to remind him what food is like

Ahahaha. Screenshot average

>>51467005
>Indians
Look at this faggot trying to validate the curryniggers' existence.

>>51467054
Why do you keep responding to me ? I'm testing you you will reply and quote everytime I post because you are paid to do this

Are we going to ooo today?

>>51466691
That's... Literally the point I'm trying to make? What sort've triple reverse shilling is this

BUSSY tiem
Moass is today

>>51466888
Checked. He probably needs to buy a lot more than two shares just to close his shorts XD

>>51467120
We're going to shit ourselves

K E K
E
K

>>51465159
tyfys

the stonk is stonking my stonkies

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG >BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>51465159
I'm gonna swim naked in the rain with my girlfriend or sugar baby and there's nothing the tranny loving faggot coomers can do about it.

Today is the day the entire market takes a shit.

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

I just bought 2 (two) shares.

Sers

this resistance and non liquidity is really making this a rock solid hold

kek kathies
kek fracties
lmao failures to deliver
$fee strangers tran jans

we are in this bitch

>>51467444
Ken Griffin has a pretty mouth.

>>51467444
This. I hope we see spy shoot down to 350 eod

what did i tell you about the stairs?

>>51467549
it's just stairs bro

Oooo I feel that feeling in my nuts again!

nice moass baggies!

this bitch wants to blow so fucking bad

the feeling is palpable

im going to send an extra pump magistrate over to the site for best precautionary measures

>>51467603
>>51467629
it would be nice to have a painful weekend of waiting after a dramatic friday

oh shit almost green bois

Volume in 23 minutes is almost as big as it was for the entire day yesterday, btw

SERS

watch this

my fellow schizos fucking know

are we ooin?

>>51467710
Not yet

>>51467683
cannot confirm
>>51467710
confirmed

we did 4m in volume yesterday i thought?

ooing with my oobros listening to oboe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r4NjfaLLmM

Where the fuck is everybody?

>amc and bbby unaffected by gme pump
Boys I think this is the big one

>let the bodies hit the floor
>let the bodies hit the floor
>let the bodies hit the floor
>let the bodies hit the

>>51467754
Maybe GME was the true play this whole time

>>51467782
who could have known

Holy shit WAGMI

>>51467799
i did this entire time

I like that the DOJ reminded all of these scumbags that they'll be in jail yesterday. We've won bros, we're in the winning timeline.

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

öööö°°°°?

>>51467829
some source? what happened?

It's still early, don't get cocky kid. That said, WAGMI.

>>51467375
Bbbbut never crashing!!!
Kak beggies!
>Changes id
Comf comf comf

Lmao can I get a KEK crypto baggies?

>>51467683
but I thought lower volume was what we wanted?

Has anyone watched it yet? Kinda early to make a movie about it. What happens? Do we lose in the end?
Kinda feels like FUD

>>51467859
https://twitter.com/EamonJavers/status/1570509017533009920

>>51468034
i was lying

>>51467859
https://www.justice.gov/opa/speech/deputy-attorney-general-lisa-o-monaco-delivers-remarks-corporate-criminal-enforcement
Doesn't mean a whole lot yet, but it's a good warning and probably means they have some cases coming through the pipeline soon that they want to make some noise about. We know about their RICO case with a criminal grand jury handing out warrants in early 2021, I'm just going to assume that's still active.

We've seen a lot of clowny things happen. What is your personal best clown world moment of 2022 so far?

>>51468038
They want to control the narrative.

gamestop? Oh i heard about that! they made this documentary on netflix about how they were trying to crash the economy. They actually did it?? My parents life savings are gone!!

>>51468064
soon

>>51468038
I fucking knew it, they're shorting Netflix.
>>51467123

>>51468076
The HKD P&D was a very clowny moment not just in 2022 but in the market all time. And all the media had to say about it was "haha huh that was weird lol"

> wondering if tribeflix would do based take on GME or not.

The absolute state.

>>51468051
>DOJ says hedgie guilty
>Well actually the fault lies with sheep #34593
>Under new rules you have to pay the fine out of pocket #34593!
>That will be 5.95 and you have to say you'll never do it again!!!
>Company pays #34593 a 5.95 bonus
>Goes back to breaking the law since the company and person making the orders still aren't held accountable and as a bonus the company no longer receives the negative press but the employees do.

>>51468051
>>51468212
this is basically how they pinned it on a scapegoat in 2008 what the fuck

Never jerking myself off with my own hands again. No homo

>>51468278
2008 was a mild sneeze and people are already primed to think the government is corrupt towards lack of accountability, they're going to need a lot more scapegoats this time around.

Have we fully inversed SPY and QQQ?

>>51468051
>https://twitter.com/EamonJavers/status/1570509017533009920
>non prosecution agreement
Woah sounds nice, could a pleb get one of those?

>>51468212
I suspest hit men are going to be really fucking busy enacting justice on 10s of thousands of ((them)) if we don't see 10s of thousands of arrests globally on the highest levels

Now double what it was in January.

I guess Rikers Island is about to get a whole lot whiter

This is how the Biden administration is going to push its white man bad plan when the economy crashes and when we get paid. The government is going to make so much from our capital gains tax

It's honestly a marvel of financial history how tightly they've wound this spring

>>51468640
All the better to infinity-squeeze them with.

>>51468640
where do we go from here, now that chart is not going up?

>>51468710
>We wait until the chart goes up.

>>51468710

Ruh roh someone is buying today. Let's watch them try to thread the needle.

>>51468481
I'm not selling till capital gains tax is rightfully abolished, and my GME shares are the equivalent of sound money that I can use in daily transactions.

>Me: Ah yes, 1 coffee please
>Cashier: That will be 0.000000000001 GME
> Me: Thank you kind sir. Here is an extra 0.000000000005 for tip

Soz

Have we DRS'ed 30% of the float or 53%?

I keep seeing both numbers pop up.

Sorry for my ignorance.

>>51468861
30% of shares outstanding, 53% of "free float" or shares not tied up with insiders, institutions, etc.

>>51468861
53% is including all registered shares, the number is somewhat variable because of insiders, institutional investors, etc., but it is a safe number at this point to consider registered. The number is more than 30% but that is the amount retail alone has contributed

In other news, water is wet

when line go up?

What’s going on? Where is everyone? Where are the shills? Where is Keith? Where is 45?

I’m unironically scared

Your daily reminder.

A date for MOASS has been provided via meme magic. This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill.

>>51468920
Kek. My two year old now calls the cat "Dr Bichael Burry" (even though my suggestion to actually name the cat that was rejected)
>Not rejected quite as hard as my suggestion to name the cat after H.P. Lovecraft's cat
>>51469032
I've been distracted with a sprint in the old wage cage (and some intriguing schizo shit over on /pol/)

Test
>>51469032
Jannie was busy doing the dirty work of 45 last night

>>51469082
>>Jannie was busy doing the dirty work of 45 last night
If 45 is gone, maybe we should just embrace having a nice thread

>>51469032
All bots on here and on Plebbit were shut off this week. Probably related to the FBI investigation into Ryan Cohen and The Push.

>>51469118
He'll be back with another 4 ID's thinking we're as stupid as him shortly

>>51469040
See you on Monday

>>51469055
QRD on schizo shit? Anything to do with Sep 24/25? I need a fresh dose

>>51468640
Once they started lowering interest rates to combat recession we were on a collision course with disaster. This is a bubble 20 years in the making. The more bad paper they put into the economy, the more losses there will be to swallow. Think about how much demand is pent up in the bond market that is $46TN in size. It is literally twice the size of the US GDP. It's impossible. Their leveraged games only work if they can sustain an ungodly amount of economic input including: Cheap credit, cheap labor, cheap imports.
Exponential functions, when graphed out, always go asymptotic. This is well known by everyone from a highschool algebra student to the top level Fed official. The money system is based on exponential functions (debt and interest) for the sole purpose of transferring 90% of all wealth and ownership of capital into the hands of the 1%. It's literally meant to do this. The way that exponential functions cease in a finite world is through bankruptcy, war, famine, and other commodity shortfalls.

>>51469165
>QRD on schizo shit
There were a couple things. Got swept up in the aquarium shit, then the tunnels under abandoned psyche hospitals (which was shilled heavily). My take on the Sept 24/25 thing was based on the synthesis of a couple threads:
>Germany called the date out as one that will be historically infamous plus a thread about >Germany issuing suicide prevention measures (including restrictions on CO2 and HE purchases)
>Germany put a total moratorium on COVID vaccines
>Germany wargamed reversing COVID restrictions with a panel made up of "our guys"
All suggest Germany may be about to do a mass redpilling of the normies about the dangers/lethality of the vax (and that there are no refunds). Interesting twist was the RAND document that the US and Germany were covertly at war (though that was possibly debunked as a forgery). So it's been eventful.

Sure would be nice to make some money from this. It's been fun and all but it s about time management did their big release and ended this. I suspect the IOS wallet comes out and then NFT's are sent as a dividend. If they could just get that bit done that would be great. I've actually found grey hairs I didn't have before this started

>>51468710
The system is being maintained in a state of homeostasis. So long as international actors cooperate with America in terms of trade and monetary policy then things will continue. The crash of the U.S. economy that we all see coming is going to reveal itself in the debt market. Even the tiniest contraction in credit has massive reverberating and amplifying effects that will spread carnage through all leveraged assets.
An example being 2008. A $400BN contraction in consumer credit cratered the housing market by $7TN. There is a LOT of room for everything to go down. And if financial assets collapse, people's financial well being will be wiped out and the service economy will come screeching to a halt with runaway unemployment, and busted state and local budgets.

21

what a nice thread today

>>51469304
Thread?

I just bought 2 (two) more shares.

>>51469351
I'm going to buy a couple just for this post. Thanks fren.

>>51468999
checked and next week unironically

>>51469266
Ch-checked. This end of the month will be quite intriguing.. Many happenings all at once

German bros were first to get fucked by DTCC too

200k shares available for shorting on iborrow shares just showed up

>>51469304
Ikr it's so comfy

The DOT is blue. North American folklore speaks of Paul Bunyan having a giant blue ox companion. An ox is a bull. Blue Bull. BULLISH!

>>51469320
>Mr. Griffin? I'm CIA.

>>51469266
Didn’t that E fella say something about the Germans being the ones to kick this all off? Maybe their investors being defrauded by wallstreet on top of their doctors being defrauded by WHO and WEF was the final straw. The krauts bout to drop a bomb?

The PPT is going to pump the market again before November, aren't they?

>>51469266
There was a post on /pol/ that 9/24 is the day that Germany will admit that the vaccine is basically poison. The markets will then crash as pharma tanks across the board.

>>51469430
I’m a bEliEvEr

>>51469451
God I hope so. I have about 20k in long dated Pfizer puts I bought the day I called and asked where I could get their FDA approved shot, and they straight up admitted they had no plans to bring “Comirnaty” to the states, and that the president had in fact lied to the public about having access to an approved product. Been watching it like a hawk, and it could not be more obvious that stock is “protected”. Hope they lose that protection

>>51469430
>The krauts bout to drop a bomb?
Wouldn't surprise me. Seems like the (((media))) filter has been cranked up, so it's easy to miss things like the Netherlands Farmers rebellion, Sweden's move to the right, etc. Seem plausible that Germany is also fed up with everything.
>>51469451
>The markets will then crash as pharma tanks across the board.
I like this take. I was expecting this to be a nothingburger in the U.S. because it just wouldn't be reported on. But if pharma tanks and starts dragging the market down with it (which seems very plausible because there was another thread about the Pope recalling all of the Catholic Churches funds back to the Vatican by around Sept 24 suggesting they are bracing for something), it could be too big to ignore

>>51469515
Your investment will pay out. Netherlands just banned anyone under 50 from getting the vaccine.

>uk economy in shambles
>every time the value of the gpp lowers, it lowers my cost-basis with it
Mental. It's like I shorted gbp back when it was still worth something

>>51469451
Considering upcoming food shortages, every normie is about to take the autophagy pill as starvation starts

For the double booster bois, it might be too late

>>51469373
King.

>>51469377
Checking your check

>>51469551
Source?

>>51469404
Something is up. It's getting bluer...

>>51469549
I honestly think these fucks have known there is no way out since 08 and decided for the Sampson option. If we can’t steal all your wealth anymore, we are just going to ruin the world, lock you in your homes, and starve you all.
I love to think that they had this all worked out. Had a way to decimate the economy so much that no one could afford to keep buying stocks, but that something keeps throwing a wrench in the plan, and forcing them to quicken their timetable, which is making them make mistakes, which means we will eventually win with a buzzer beater right before they could run for the exits. I think it is starting to dawn on them that they are going to have to answer publicly for what they’ve done. The DOJ announcement probably scared the piss out of some of them today. It seems that even though they control the whole chessboard, and make all the rules as they go like Calvinball, we keep putting them in check every turn. They are forced to be reactionary for the first time and they hate it and are starting to take on water

>>51469664
Whenever I see screenshots of the dot I get an almost painful sense of nostalgia for these threads in march/april '21.

>>51469689
The halcyon days, fren

well know whats going to happen by lunch time 30min to 1 hour

>>51469683
Possibly--they've created an economic chimera that they knew they would eventually lose control of. There was another theory that when European bonds went negative, the US market because the place for countries to invest. If I recall the thread (I may try to find it), I think the premise was the massive influx of foreign capital into the US market fundamentally decoupled the market from reality (which I think suggests why the continue to allow such blatant manipulation)

It's going to be a good day

>>51469810
pls pepsi cat

>>51469351
fucking...word document open...with big ass font

>>51469829
I had two donuts

>>51469930
I had two donuts today too. You spying on me?

Tempted to put my last 1000 in spy so I can be bogged to zero
I still have a fuck o ton in Computershare and fidelity GME that is the only fucking stock that I TRUELY like

>Consistent-Reach-152
this nigger glows

EXTREMELY BULLISH that this stock can BURN THE ECONOMY. DD CONFIRMED. TO THE MOON COCKSUCKERS

Why are we still crabbing

Epic Games released their first NFT-based game yesterday

https://www.investing.com/news/cryptocurrency-news/blankos-block-party-goes-live-on-the-epic-store--season-1-is-on-the-way-2893924

I want to have enough money to have my own nuclear stockpile and be my own country ill take the israel approach of a samson option only all my nukes are exclusively aimed at Israel

>>51469699
>deer anon was among us yesterday
>started posting deer porn
>shills suddenly became quite
Probably the most based anon on /biz/

>>51470036
Nigger we're saving the economy, America, the west and we're killing ZOG.

>>51470246
Damn! I'm sorry I missed that. The days of the $DEER and $COW threads were magic

test support at 27.72ish again the only volume stepping in was the selling but so far no asshole is brave enough to borrow those 200k shares

>>51469451
archive link?

>>51470251

For real, Need to burn these hedgie cocksuckers and cancers. This is a crime against humanity and enslavement. Imagine your parents, uncles, brothers, and friends working away for decades only to see these PARASITES to naked shorted till the ruins. I wonder how many people were driven to SUICIDE cause of their actions while they dine extravagantly. It is INSANE. Financial safety is an ILLUSION. These cocksuckers burned economies down multiple times before just so they can buy their caviar. FUCK YOU PAY ME.

NO CELL NO SELL. I want to see some hedgies getting life sentences for destroying America and its families. How many families did they ruin? At what point is this considered a financial terrorist act? Because it drove American families into devastation. Shame on SEC, Shame on those who can do something about it but choose to do nothing. It's a clown world and it deserves to burn every hedgies and cocksucker market makers on the way.

>>51470246
Also when ((they)) stopped sliding. We need more deer porn.

let me be clear

another.
green.
day.

the algo has somehow managed to compress the spring tighter than anything seen before. There's a chance we go anywhere from 5000000000 to -400 when this thing pops.

i cant wait to scoop at -400

Imagine you were given a button called f9 that will give you thousands of dollar everytime you press it but someone will suffer somewhere. This is exactly what's happening here and these cocksuckers have galls to call us destroyers. I am not afraid of dying cause we all die but I am afraid of hell. These people should be afraid of hell too.

>>51470456
yeah i need to cum can deer anon post some sweet deer pussy? threads dead rn

I had three baked potatoes and three hard boiled eggs, I got them from GameStop

>>51470351
The worst part, the WORST part, is that it wasn’t even about the caviar or the yachts. It was about manufacturing a system which they needed to prop their confirmation bias that they are “chosen” and “elite”. If there were true free markets telling US what is real and what isn’t real, these people would go extinct. Most of them are brainlets. Most of wallstreet doesn’t even understand this enough to know they are all fucked yet. They believe the gif Kenny and Jeff and Steve sent them showing the short positions being closed. They will be just as shocked as the public when this actually starts.
It’s feeling very special today isn’t it boys? God is watching and he is starting to crack a smirk

>>51470351
We will eat wagyu while they either eat lead or prison dick. Shits gonna get real bad for ((them)) real quick.

>>51470411
It's not a lie to call these people financial terrorists. Those balance sheets are literally inflated like bubbles out of nothing via the process of naked shorting. People can literally use financial tricks and just conjure up a $65BN portfolio out of nowhere and start extracting wealth. It's a complete mockery of everyone in the entire world who has worked even a single day in their lives. Some fucking suit can sit at the end of the table and eat the largest portion of the product of humanity like they were gods. We could (and probably should) shove these people into Bezos' cock rocket and fire it directly into the sun. Destroy the 1% and their families and negate ALL of their stupid ownership claims and suddenly everyone on this fucking planet will be able live decent, respectable lives once again. Fuck this shit. These faggots make us work our hands to the bone under the duress of being bankrupted by the healthcare industry, or our wealth being erroded by inflation. All for the simple fact that their "wealth extaction" scheme is too readily available to everyone in America. They literally have to impoverish us all just so the system doesn't collapse from being too top heavy. Remember, these people's wealth means jack fucking shit unless there are other people working and toiling for THEM. This entire economy is going to be snatched back up by THEM the second it suits them.

>>51470477
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment

>>51470318
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/395292595/#q395293557
Here's the one I recall (corroborated by picrel)

>>51470539
>Is this a sign of strength?
No it’s a sign of me buying, hahahaha!
-Bill Hwang

>>51470553
You volunteered, didn't you? We're paying you, aren't we?

Kenneth,

It's been a while. Good to see you still struggling.

Payment is now delinquent and is due immediately. You will fucking pay me. You will bend the knee, fold and walk away. Or you will jump. It matters not to me. I will be paid for my winning hand. You will be humiliated and consequences will never be the same.

Simple as.

Best Regards,
Anon

i feel what might be an ooo coming on

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING RN.

what the fug was dat :-DDDD

>>51470655

Anons Remember this moment. YOU were here. YOU WERE THE LIGHT IN THIS DARK WORLD. To Valhalla aka MOASS

WTFWT

kek baggies

Doubles and MOASS on Monday

>>51470705
no u

What's the matter hedgies? Having trouble suppressing the price?

One of these days we'll have a spike like that and they won't be able to contain it
(This day is very soon)

this little baggie doing a lil sum sum

>>51470695
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>>51470701
dont chase the price just hold and wait that could be a trap. there are still 100k shares available to short via iborrow. someone could be fucking with price right now

they've been burning a lot of their assets recently
>gmedd

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back2plebbit

>>51470768
>Don't buy right now, it's gonna go down a few cents in the future!
Kindly kill yourself and also sneed

ooooooooo

>>51470787
but i never went

>>51470787
impressive. how long did that take you?

uh Oh hedgies...Are you going to jump of ledgies?

>>51470787
Annnnnnd there you have it. The 1pbtid mass replier. Jesus Christ today is a fucking gold mine, fractal chads are also diamonds rn (pic rel)

>>51470809
I’m stealing that pic
>also: oooooo

>>51470807
BUDDY the IV is huge you could of bought a long time ago

What if this spike is from that one (1) FTD being finally delivered

you can feel it in the air

they better get the schizo vibes under control or the springs gonna pop

>imagine having all the money in the world and still losing to a bunch of neckbeards who post on image boards and play video games all day
Kek kennies

>>51470787
He died as he posted: adding nothing of value and missed by no one.

>>51470787

>>51470895
Fucking Kek

Why aren't we seeing a similar spike for AMC and BBBY?

My calls all went up in value during that dipperino just now kek

>>51470930
basket has to stay evened out

>>51470930
Bbby will only spike once GME starts to squeeze, we're seeing movements within an algorithm (fractals) not squeeze momentum

>>51470930
Significant difference in liquidity

RRP 2,186.833

PARTICIPANTS 99

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

>>51470787
ty

Kek buttcoin baggies

To all the SHILLS here. Maybe you are doing this cause you are getting paid, Maybe you are doing this cause you are the one that is shorting. Regardless, we are all mortal and we will face judgments. Don't be afraid of death. You should be afraid of HELL.

>>51471171
>You should be afraid of HELL.
Most of them are afraid of losing to Pakistan in a cricket match.

Kenny,

I asked you nicely twice to dump to under $25 again. Stop playing around and do it already, I want more cheapies. You will do this, and you will buckle shortly after.

I'm getting tired of your failing tactics,
Anon

Stock and Reddit are behaving very oddly. What is happening?

Anons, despite the slowness this has been the comfiest in-hours threads in a long time. It seems as though funding for Rikesh/Jikesh/Dipesh/Pritesh has been ŕecinded. Alhamdulillah, moona soona insha-allah.

>>51471250
In what way is reddit behaving

>>51470787
Nah that's you

MOASS starts in 30 mins

Check'em

On the 1 minute chart it looks like a spring is coiling very tightly, the algo is getting tighter and tighter...This breaks out before my papa johns gets here I bet...

>>51471313

This is it, isn't it.

Lol I buy contracts on RH when I’m mobile, and they are all flashing in and out. Never seen anything like it. Something is going on

>>51471313
>it looks like a spring is coiling very tightly, the algo is getting tighter and tighter...
This has been said for a long time.
>papa johns
Based

>>51471306

dont give up, them digits will come

>>51471341
If I witness the MOASS today while peaking on acid it might literally be the best moment in my life

>>51471250
>Reddit [is] behaving very oddly
How can you tell?

>>51471389
I'M IN YOUR WALLS
مييخصو نبقخ بمبخ

>>51470201
>my nukes are exclusively aimed at Israel

>>51471416
You are the walls, anon. we all are

>be me
>Uninformed idiot
>Literally talk out of my ass all the time and pretend it's right
>It's about to work out for me anyway
Kek

>>51471389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_MSFkZHNi4&ab_channel=FelixColgrave

Holy shit you could hear a pin drop in this thread

It's astounding. 45 disappears and NF is back on the scene. What are the chances of that?

I saw the netflix gamestop trailer and it's literally just them trying to set the narrative to norimes before MOASS
they depict us as some sort of v for vendetta bullshit trying to crash the market and steal from pension pots and destroy the economy leading to massive inflation
normies are going to absolutely despise us after MOASS

>>51471769
opsec opsec opsec

>>51471769
>normies are going to absolutely despise us after MOASS
Not my problem

>>51471838
it will be if they find out you're a gamestop holder
they will literally think that you personally stole from their pension pot
there will be mobs hunting gamstop holders with intent to kill and it will be fuelled by the media

>>51471769
>implying I'm not going to make movie called Reality of Moass that follows the lives of three anonymous /biz/ posters

It'll follow one anon talking to himself over multiple devices while sitting on a huge dragon dildo revealed post credits, one who is a government agent and gets sneeded every thread, and one who lurks threads every week shaking his head in dissapointment and buying 3-5 gme at a time

>>51471769
Too bad the MSM has no credibility. Their narrative is easily deflected by asking how simply buying a stock is enough to cause systemic risk to the system?
The insane balance sheet of Citadel being $65BN with a $60BN liability for "Securities sold yet not repurchase" is the literal smoking gun here. They are dangerously leveraged not on borrowed money, but shorted stocks they were hoping to go out of business.
Naughty, naughty.
Also, I don't think people will give a flying fuck about Wallstreet. To the extent that losses hit Mainstreet then you easily pin that on hedgies and the complicit Federal government and SEC.

>>51471769
>normies are going to absolutely despise us after MOASS
Not me. I make my living doing an ambiguous job that sounds like marketing and requires me to go to lots of exotic countries and stay in 5 star hotels. And somehow I just landed this job for an unnamed company out of nowhere. What are the chances?
As for gme? Oh yeah, I heard of that. I bought a couple of shares when it was all the rage but then forgot about it. Why, did something happen to it? Do I need to sell?

>>51463766
Post proof.

>>51471880
it's fine in theory but 90% of people do not bother with logic
they simply believe whatever an authority figure tells them is the truth

>>51471880
i'm sure the millions of people whose money you now hold are going to be very cool headed and civil, they will surely listen to your argument and respond logically.

>>51471893
Oops I paper handed too bad. This g wagon is only a rental. I am just house sitting this mansion for my boss. And these 10/10 models are with me for my personality.

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>>51471937
Threaded.

>>51467006
Good to see you too, fren.

>>51471753
Do you ever talk about the stock or the company?

>>51471893
every single normie watches neflix daily
they will push this propaganda piece to the top of nextflix
everybody with netflix will likely see it
there will be millions of blood thirst normies and imagine if somebody hacked computershare's shitty servers and leaked GME holder data
what is the realistic counterplan?

So why did 45 disappear the same day NF reappear?

>>51471306
>Larry Celona
The royal family will be violently deposed of along side the destruction of the illegitimate state of Israel very soon, Christ willing. When you free Palestine, you free the world.

>>51471877
>be me
>gamestop holder
>apply for personal liability coverage with a gorrilion dollars in coverage
>apply for conceal carry insurance with same coverage
>personally know several individuals who can act as Cumis counsel to make sure your insurance-provided counsel doesn't do you a stinky
>hire goons with guns
It sounds like a them problem.

I am going to butt rape the dood that keeps saying it'll happen on the 19th and if it does
I'm gonna make love to his butt
Pray for this dood
Pray

>>51472055
>has anyone seen the pasta chef?
He still spams